Author has written 2 stories for Twilight.
I'm just your completely slightly-less-than-average, twenty-something, closet nerd.
I spend the vast majority of my days pretending to be a single mom to a rambunctious boy child who is pretty convinced his sole purpose in life is to keep me on my unsuspecting toes (he does a pretty good job at it) whilst my husband is away doing his part for our country in the form of the U.S. Air Force.
My caffeine induced insomniac nights are spent playing a struggling writer, whose aspiring to be the next big thing. Yes, I have fool hearted intentions of abandoning my self-imposed bohemian persona and being a complete and utter sell out if that chance ever comes. Hate now, but I got big dreams of seeing my name on the New York Times Best Seller's list. All of my stories start out in my trusty commandeered notebook written in my completely hardcore pink gel pen. Because pink totally screams: "I'm a serious author! Read my great works!" That's a little fun fact for you all to take to the bank. Thank me later.
All of my twisted ideas for plot lines (and trust me, I have quite a few swimming around in this pretty little head of mine) come from a past life. I'm convinced of this. Actually, no I'm not. I just have a vivid imagination that borders on the "fucked up" side of things. My parents played a lot of Sesame Street for me as a small child.
I claim outwardly that I use fanfiction as a creative writing exercising tool while I'm working on my real manuscript, but in all reality, it helps me channel my inner fan girl and keeps her squeeing like a Teenybopper at an NSync concert.
I can tend to be an insanely lazy writer when it comes to writing FF at times, and my stories are often products of that. I apologize in advance. I usually keep a steady 3-4 stories going at any given time, and normally only one of those are actual FF. The rest are all my own original stories - sometimes it's hard to jump back and forth into character. Also, it's not the easiest thing in the world to jam all day long to DJ Lance Rock while simultaneously coming up with dialogue. No, seriously here people, try listening to Yo Gabba Gabba for a good portion of the day and see if you don't agree with me that it's HANDS down the leading cause of Writer's Block (proper noun). Someone needs to put a stop to that show.
I'm chock full of sarcasm, obscene gestures, foul language, vulgarities, snark, sass, optimism, superlatives, and one-liners. I prefer (fountain) Diet Coke over Diet Pepsi, and I'll take Diet Mt. Dew over life, pretty much. I've been told on more than one occasion that I have the personality of a horny frat boy on a three day beer binge. I find that pretty damned endearing, personally. Deep down, I truly believe I'm a rockstar of epic proportions and I'm fairly convinced that my perfect scores on Guitar Hero do nothing but prove that point.
And there you have it. Everything you could possibly want to know about me in 530 words or less.
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