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Joined 09-04-08, id: 1685275, Profile Updated: 10-16-08
Author has written 7 stories for Song of the Lioness, Twilight, and Harry Potter.

haii;; im shoebug...as you can probably tell

i am a fun loving pathetic excuse for a bookworm...:P

unlike my friend mopcat who is convinced that she is a priestess from the middle ages. she is fluent in two laungues...english and signlanguage...or so she says...im only fluent in english...but i know bits of french and bits of the almighty afore mentioned SIGNLANGUAGE!

i am tallish...for my age...blonde...and have awesomeness that can only be surpassed by unhuman beings that are much more deserving of existence such as the almighty VAMPIRESSS...edward is a sexy beast...i have a very dirty sexual mind...its kinda funny coz the last hotel i was in my room was 169...it made me lol...i do that alot too...lolololololol...and i want to be a professional bongo drum player...not really but yeah...but i do play the saxophoneee...mostly bari sax which is like the most awesome instrument EVERRR!!

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

my favourite books / authors / series areeeeeeee:
twilight
tamora pierce (especially trickster alanna and kel)
harry potterrr
blood by tony shillitoe
and just anything cool...

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Fallen by Confusedknight reviews
Kicked out of Page training, Kel becomes entangled in a bitter struggle for the suffering people of Scanra. Four years later she returns to Tortall, a stranger to those who once knew her, a stranger who has not forgotten the promises she made...
Protector of the Small Quartet - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 83 - Words: 424,488 - Reviews: 11731 - Favs: 2,126 - Follows: 1,935 - Updated: 8/31/2013 - Published: 12/3/2006 - Keladry, Nealan, Raoul, Domitan - Complete
For the love of a King by magan bagan reviews
Bella Swan was leading a pretty normal life. A couple months shy of her eighteenth birthday, she learns her parents made a deal with the king of England. Now she's forced to move there and to meet the prince, Edward Cullen. What's his secret? All human.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 29 - Words: 101,806 - Reviews: 3173 - Favs: 4,492 - Follows: 3,446 - Updated: 12/31/2011 - Published: 10/14/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Subject: Edward Cullen, aka The Womanizer by ericastwilight reviews
Edward's family hire Bella Swan to break the heartbreaker's heart in hopes to have him see the error of his womanizing ways. But she falls hard, too, at the risk of breaking her own heart when the truth is revealed. EXB-AH-OOC
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 43 - Words: 328,966 - Reviews: 9412 - Favs: 8,116 - Follows: 5,673 - Updated: 9/2/2011 - Published: 10/18/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Best Served Cold by MandyLeigh87 reviews
All Human. Bella is an undercover cop working to take down the Volturi mob family. Sexy Mobward included. E/B
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 58,077 - Reviews: 1183 - Favs: 1,925 - Follows: 603 - Updated: 11/3/2009 - Published: 5/6/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Mistletoe by Don'tLetThemGetYouDown reviews
Can I kiss you?" Like he needed to ask. "I don't think my boyfriend would like that very much." I whispered stopping my assault to the side of his face. He froze as if suddenly realizing that Mike existed. I nibbled on his ear. "But I know I would." Lemon
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 39 - Words: 49,261 - Reviews: 1741 - Favs: 1,311 - Follows: 590 - Updated: 8/24/2009 - Published: 9/6/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Lady Knight Commander by Lady Myriam reviews
What happens after Lady Knight, several weddings, love, promotions and battles. With your favorite character Neal, Kel, Alanna, Dom, Raoul, Buri and many more. I try to keep the story as canon as possible!
Protector of the Small Quartet - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 40 - Words: 78,207 - Reviews: 347 - Favs: 198 - Follows: 132 - Updated: 3/15/2009 - Published: 10/19/2008 - Complete
Single by ericastwilight reviews
Edward went to the club not expecting to find anyone worth the effort that is until he saw her. After turning away a few men he chose to help her out, and asks her to dance.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,281 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 333 - Follows: 88 - Published: 10/4/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
10 Steps To Seducing Your Hot Virgin Vampire BF by halojones reviews
This story starts off after Edward rebuffs Bella's modest advances in their newly acquired bed in Edward's room. But things take a turn for the better for these two lovesick kids when Alice takes things into her own hands. Never bet against Alice!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 92,432 - Reviews: 5065 - Favs: 2,958 - Follows: 1,438 - Updated: 8/28/2008 - Published: 3/4/2008 - Complete
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Percy's Diary
So we all know that Percy left his family sometime in the series, but what did he do while we were unaware. Much better summary within. Possible oneshot, if you review loads maybe I'll write some more.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,775 - Published: 11/5/2009 - Percy W.
What Happens in Maths
Co-written with Mopcat and two friends. A story we wrote in Maths because we were bored. Please read it and tell me if it makes you giggle. Or have a go at us for wasting perfectly good time for maths. Whatever floats your boat. sex and swearing and stuff
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,191 - Published: 7/29/2009
Food Drabbles reviews
A bunch of very random, very small stories regarding random pieces of food! Read it, Review it, Give me some suggestions!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 6,743 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 7/20/2009 - Published: 1/24/2009
Let's Find You Love reviews
Edward is single and Emmett and Jasper convince him to go onto this dating show. Bella is also single and Rosalie and Alice convince her to enter. Will they end up choosing eachother? Probably only four parts. SWEARING and maybe LEMONS in last chapter
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,245 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/7/2009 - Edward, Bella
Billy Brown reviews
Inspired by the song Billy Brown by Mika, One-Shot, Sirius/Remus, Swearing, Mentions of Sex, more importantly, Boysex, Dark at the End Read and Review please
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,282 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/29/2008 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
The Real Reason Bella Left Phoenix reviews
A fun story about why Bella may have left Phoenix.....please review and tell me what you think about the idea....pretty please? ill give you a cookie?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,750 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 12/19/2008 - Published: 12/12/2008 - Bella
Vampire Elite reviews
Kel, Dom and Neal are the Elite of the King's Own. They get given the toughest assignments to fulfil and they are well know through Tortall as the best of the best. Best at What? The best Vampire Slayers. Crossover to Twilight : Tell me what you think!
Song of the Lioness - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,626 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 10/16/2008 - Published: 9/6/2008
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