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The Philosopher's Red Herring by White Squirrel reviews
At the end of first year, Harry gets an unexpected visitor with some even more unexpected news, and a new plan for his future. UP FOR ADOPTION.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 12,481 - Reviews: 210 - Favs: 838 - Follows: 865 - Updated: 1/1 - Published: 4/16/2015 - Harry P., Nicolas F.
Odd Ideas by Rorschach's Blot reviews
Odd little one shots that may or may not be turned into their own stories.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 198 - Words: 870,949 - Reviews: 13687 - Favs: 6,874 - Follows: 5,676 - Updated: 12/26/2024 - Published: 9/4/2005
Heart and Soul by Sillimaure reviews
The Dementor attack on Harry during the summer after his fourth year leaves him on the verge of having his wand snapped. Unwilling to leave anything to chance, Sirius Black sets events into motion which will change Harry's life forever. HP/HG/FD
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 80 - Words: 750,942 - Reviews: 6907 - Favs: 14,994 - Follows: 10,676 - Updated: 3/22/2024 - Published: 1/19/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G., Fleur D. - Complete
Wait, What? by Potterwatcher reviews
"So, basically, I have to choose a wife out of a certain group of girls or else they'll all die." Harry said flatly. "Anything else?" Guess who's immune to a veela's allure? With the dangers of the Triwizard tournament, attempting to clear his Godfather's name, and living with a group of veela, 4th year just got a whole lot more interesting for Harry Potter. Crack! and COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 19,133 - Reviews: 701 - Favs: 2,354 - Follows: 2,757 - Updated: 3/19/2024 - Published: 4/26/2014 - [Harry P., Fleur D.] - Complete
When House Elves are a little too fanatic by Ezra Troup reviews
You see, it's times like these that Harry really needs to learn to watch what he says when Dobby is around. This will never truly be 'complete' as I'm always coming up with new blurbs and chappies. Rated for language and possible naughtiness.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 15 - Words: 5,439 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 136 - Follows: 130 - Updated: 7/29/2023 - Published: 6/23/2011 - Harry P., Dobby
Harry Potter and the Price of Being Noble by DriftWood1965 reviews
Harry helps Fleur in the second task of GOF and pays the price. HP/Fleur/Gabrielle/Hermione. A Veela bonding fic based on love. T Rated and it will stay that way. Thirteen year old Almost fourteen Gabrielle to start the story. Good Dumbledore.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 52 - Words: 406,734 - Reviews: 5483 - Favs: 13,495 - Follows: 13,904 - Updated: 2/16/2022 - Published: 9/26/2009 - Harry P., Hermione G., Fleur D., Gabrielle D.
Champions by Thor's Shadow reviews
Harry takes a moment to help another Champion during the Second Task, and the unexpected aftermath forever changes his life.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 48 - Words: 187,899 - Reviews: 5382 - Favs: 16,109 - Follows: 13,092 - Updated: 2/8/2022 - Published: 7/25/2010 - [Harry P., Fleur D.] - Complete
The Son of Lord Voldemort by Shopaholic1369 reviews
Voldemort never killed Harry, instead he killed his parents and kidnapped Harry to raise as his own son against Dumbledore and the light. Dark/Slytherin Harry. Eventual M rating.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 35 - Words: 253,343 - Reviews: 2326 - Favs: 4,115 - Follows: 4,131 - Updated: 1/23/2022 - Published: 6/21/2012 - Harry P., Draco M., Voldemort, Daphne G.
Harry Potter and the oneshots by sheltie reviews
It's back. The oneshots are back. Though I have rearranged it so that one story isn't in there, but found on the other site I write on. Rated M to be safe due to language in some chaps.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 36 - Words: 61,111 - Reviews: 356 - Favs: 469 - Follows: 369 - Updated: 10/15/2021 - Published: 7/13/2012 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Common Interests by Snapegirlkmf reviews
Sequel to Common Ground. After Halloween, Snape and Harry begin to bond even more as they discover some common interests. But will it stand the test of time . . .and can Sev protect Harry from the evil that stalks him? AU, Sev/Harry mentor/guardian story.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 73 - Words: 424,667 - Reviews: 3748 - Favs: 2,297 - Follows: 2,304 - Updated: 8/25/2021 - Published: 10/16/2010 - Harry P., Severus S.
The Unwanted Fiance by Luan Mao reviews
You've seen the stories where two strangers are forced together by a marriage contract. They resist it and resent it but eventually fall deeply in love. This isn't that story. NB: Each chapter has been revised; see inside.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 32,067 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 360 - Follows: 159 - Updated: 4/25/2021 - Published: 7/26/2020 - Harry P. - Complete
Harry Potter and his Brainy Girls V2 by sheltie reviews
A revamped version of my Brainy Girls. This will only contain all of my non-M chaps from the series. Think of it as a present to those who miss HBG on this site. Reposted chap 155 with corrected typo.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 211 - Words: 234,764 - Reviews: 833 - Favs: 673 - Follows: 542 - Updated: 3/28/2021 - Published: 7/27/2012 - Harry P.
The Stag and the Flower by ReluctantSidekick reviews
Harry is dumped, Fleur is neglected. The two decide to leave England for a holiday together. What comes from their decision will change their lives forever.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 52,221 - Reviews: 1307 - Favs: 6,576 - Follows: 6,215 - Updated: 12/8/2020 - Published: 11/27/2018 - [Fleur D., Harry P.] - Complete
A Cadmean Victory by DarknessEnthroned reviews
In the aftermath of a peaceful summer comes the Goblet of Fire and the chance of a quiet year to improve himself, but Harry Potter and the Quiet Revision Year was never going to last. A more mature, darker Harry, bearing the effects of 11 years of virtual solitude. GoF AU. There will be romance... eventually. Remastered and sequel ongoing!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 104 - Words: 520,374 - Reviews: 12497 - Favs: 18,227 - Follows: 12,716 - Updated: 10/15/2020 - Published: 8/14/2015 - Harry P., Fleur D. - Complete
Collecting Shorts by rlpj4 reviews
A collection of Short Stories focused on Harry. May or may not include other characters, Bashing, etc.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 17 - Words: 31,844 - Reviews: 158 - Favs: 251 - Follows: 267 - Updated: 10/10/2020 - Published: 7/28/2010 - Harry P.
Harry Potter and the Realization of Fate by meurysan reviews
Harry Potter is thrown into Azkaban for a crime he did not commit. A mysterious new wizard appears and puts the Ministry, the Order and Voldemort on the defensive. Harry escapes but is it too late for him? What will he do once he is proven innocent? Reviewing/updating and trying to complete this. 2021
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 248,981 - Reviews: 1709 - Favs: 3,129 - Follows: 3,184 - Updated: 3/27/2020 - Published: 5/5/2005 - Harry P., Ginny W.
Harry Potter and the Rejected Path by zArkham reviews
After one taunt too many by Draco & learning of dark things while possessed, Harry refuses to play his part anymore. Into this comes Luna with her own dark story to tell. They shall both get revenge and shake magical Britain before the end. - Harry/Multi
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 33 - Words: 414,962 - Reviews: 3218 - Favs: 8,630 - Follows: 9,421 - Updated: 3/1/2020 - Published: 10/5/2010 - Harry P., Luna L.
From the Mind of Dunuelos: Plot Bunnies by dunuelos reviews
Random Bunnies. If anyone finds a bunny they like, feel free to take it home. See first chapter for disclaimer. Rating is for occasional language.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 32 - Words: 52,232 - Reviews: 1375 - Favs: 1,396 - Follows: 1,271 - Updated: 2/21/2020 - Published: 5/27/2014
Saved by the Goblins by Right What Is Wrong reviews
The goblins of Gringotts dispose of a nasty little artifact discovered in a certain vault. Oh, and the rest of the soul attached to it, too. [Crackfic. Oneshot.]
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,908 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 332 - Follows: 125 - Published: 1/22/2020 - Complete
In the Realms of the Opopanax by opopanax reviews
My own collection of one shots and partial ideas. Many have already been published; this is just a place to keep them all. Also, most of the writing in here is terrible. Beware.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 25 - Words: 87,748 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 88 - Updated: 1/19/2020 - Published: 1/10/2011 - Harry P. - Complete
To Duel or Not to Duel by Captain Compass reviews
A more desperate and smarter Harry responds to Voldemort's challenge to a duel in a most unusual way. Canon. Not a part of my Honestly Harry series. One shot
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,288 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 337 - Follows: 161 - Published: 1/11/2020 - Harry P., Voldemort
Survival of the Fittest by Marcielle's Musings reviews
When Harry is attacked by Dementors before his fifth year, and is told that Ministry representatives will be coming to Privet Drive to destroy his wand - he runs. There is no way he's letting anyone snap his wand. He has to go.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 18 - Words: 91,329 - Reviews: 1226 - Favs: 3,763 - Follows: 4,595 - Updated: 1/9/2020 - Published: 9/3/2011 - Harry P.
Drink Your Tea, Prime Minister by Gatalicious reviews
Just a fun little oneshot in present day because I get seriously pissed off when I read fics where muggles are somehow equal to wizards in might. Wizards have wands, they win. This fic is about the inevitability of that victory and has a post-apocalyptic feel to it.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,691 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 28 - Published: 12/25/2019 - Harry P., Hermione G., OC - Complete
Twelve Days by TheEndless7 reviews
Follow Harry Potter through the twelve days that will define his adult life. A Post-War Romance for Christmas
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 48,433 - Reviews: 151 - Favs: 1,353 - Follows: 514 - Published: 12/23/2019 - Harry P., Gabrielle D. - Complete
Contracts Gone Wild by Right What Is Wrong reviews
Abuse of magical contracts for fun and profit. [Oneshot. Crack.]
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,566 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 356 - Follows: 132 - Published: 11/17/2019 - Hermione G., Voldemort, Albus D., Barty C. Sr. - Complete
Force Interrupt by Right What Is Wrong reviews
In which canon scenes are interrupted, and matters progress... in an alternate manner. In this chapter: Sirius and Remus do a better job of making sure Pettigrew isn't going anywhere in a hurry.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 89 - Words: 55,213 - Reviews: 821 - Favs: 460 - Follows: 448 - Updated: 11/16/2019 - Published: 12/29/2017 - Harry P.
Weaseling Past The Age Line by Right What Is Wrong reviews
The Weasley Twins point out the insufficiency of the Age Line, and a few other things. [Oneshot. Crackfic.]
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,717 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 347 - Follows: 114 - Published: 11/4/2019 - George W., Albus D., Fred W. - Complete
The name is Potter Black! by PadyandMoony reviews
SPOILER DH!sequel to “First Day of class” where Sirius was never arrested and was able to adopt Harry at the age of 21 months and starts teaching at Hogwarts. How would things go differently with a Hogwarts raised Harry. No need to read First Class first.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 45 - Words: 162,627 - Reviews: 2291 - Favs: 3,600 - Follows: 1,481 - Updated: 10/24/2019 - Published: 7/22/2007 - Harry P., Sirius B. - Complete
A Dish Best Served Cold by VerbalScribe reviews
Harry's betrayal leads to events that will alter the Wizarding World forever. He will stop at nothing to have his revenge, no matter who he has to go through. NO LONGER UPDATING. WORKING ON NEW STORY.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 18 - Words: 71,720 - Reviews: 485 - Favs: 862 - Follows: 1,073 - Updated: 10/17/2019 - Published: 2/26/2009 - Harry P.
Age Lines Are Useless by Zero Rewind reviews
A series of one-shots dedicated to showing how utterly stupid the idea of an Age Line truly is.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,372 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 430 - Follows: 257 - Updated: 9/21/2019 - Published: 2/18/2013 - Harry P. - Complete
Growing Up Black by Elvendork Nigellus reviews
What if Harry had been rescued from the Dursleys at age six and raised as the heir of the Noble and Most Ancient, etc.? This is the weird and wonderful story of Aries Sirius Black. AU. Part I complete. Part II complete. (Warning: Part II ends on a cliffhanger. If you dislike that fact, Part II, Chapter 35, might be a better place to stop reading.) Part III is on indefinite hiatus.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 70 - Words: 235,062 - Reviews: 5081 - Favs: 10,332 - Follows: 9,837 - Updated: 8/19/2019 - Published: 11/30/2010 - Harry P., Sirius B., Draco M., Marius B.
Pondering with Picnic Blankets (by Gilderoy Lockhart) by Screaming Fae reviews
Rita had waited years for Gilderoy to ask her out on a date. When it finally happened, she got more than she bargained for. QLFC Round 7
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,274 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 5 - Published: 7/15/2019 - Gilderoy L., Rita S. - Complete
The Gods Themselves Cannot Recall Their Gifts by Right What Is Wrong reviews
[AU] Upon his bodily dissolution on October 31, 1981, Voldemort discovers that his Horcruxes do, indeed, anchor him to immortality. In fact, they anchor him all too well. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 646 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 220 - Follows: 75 - Published: 6/3/2019 - Voldemort - Complete
A Mother's Love by Clell65619 reviews
Canon tells us about the unspecified 'protections' Lily Potter laid upon her son. What if she had done more than that?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,140 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 571 - Follows: 277 - Published: 5/6/2019 - Albus D., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
Albus Dumbledore's bad day by keitaya reviews
A bad day...
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,173 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 50 - Published: 5/3/2019 - Albus D. - Complete
Corruption of Blood by Right What Is Wrong reviews
/AU/ Darth Vader puts together the truth about his captive. Oneshot.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,856 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 136 - Follows: 74 - Published: 4/27/2019 - Leia O., Darth Vader - Complete
Snape Victorious by Right What Is Wrong reviews
After Quirrell's assassination attempt at Harry's first Quidditch match, Snape ceases to wait upon Dumbledore's dithering and takes decisive action. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,491 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 289 - Follows: 100 - Published: 1/15/2019 - Severus S., Albus D. - Complete
One-Trick Champion by Right What Is Wrong reviews
"If all you have is a hammer, everything looks like a nail." Harry discovers his hammer, and the Triwizard Tournament is looking an awful lot like a nail. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,600 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 877 - Follows: 296 - Published: 1/7/2019 - Harry P. - Complete
Broken! by Hippothestrowl reviews
Severe abuse causes an enormous burst of accidental magic from which Harry learns to control the Dursleys. With their home as a casual base, he takes to the streets, thieving & improving his magic. Dumbledore-bashing. Dark retribution shocker. Grey nonreactive, noncompliant, anti-hero Harry. Friends. Fluff. Pairing. M-rated. Broken boy v powerful sanctimonious manipulative tyrant!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Crime - Chapters: 10 - Words: 48,482 - Reviews: 191 - Favs: 557 - Follows: 337 - Updated: 12/27/2018 - Published: 10/25/2018 - Harry P. - Complete
Luck of the Absurdly Lucky by Right What Is Wrong reviews
Thought a mere mouthful of Felix Felicis was impressive? Now, suppose Harry had downed the WHOLE vial... [Crackfic. Parody. Oneshot.]
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,437 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 413 - Follows: 163 - Published: 12/11/2018 - Harry P. - Complete
Diary of Time by joemjackson reviews
Headmaster Harry Potter has spent his whole life trying to make things better. At the end of his life, he is finally ready. He goes back in time and gives his 11 year old self a very special book.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 42 - Words: 215,417 - Reviews: 1428 - Favs: 2,521 - Follows: 2,421 - Updated: 11/14/2018 - Published: 8/22/2017 - Harry P., Sirius B., Albus D., Amelia B. - Complete
Capable Cedric by Right What Is Wrong reviews
Cedric dodges. History changes. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,714 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 483 - Follows: 169 - Published: 11/10/2018 - [Cedric D., Cho C.] Harry P. - Complete
Triwizard Without Tears by Right What Is Wrong reviews
A certain amount of lateral thinking goes a long way in the Triwizard Tournament. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,147 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 884 - Follows: 287 - Published: 11/9/2018 - Harry P. - Complete
Misuse of Metamorphy by Right What Is Wrong reviews
No one expects a certain impersonation. (Oneshot. Crack. Inspired by Rorschach's Blot.)
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,656 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 511 - Follows: 170 - Published: 11/8/2018 - N. Tonks - Complete
Wandmaking by Right What Is Wrong reviews
Few wonder. None guess. [Darkfic. Oneshot. Rated M for a reason.]
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Horror/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,159 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 238 - Follows: 76 - Published: 11/6/2018 - G. Ollivander - Complete
Minor Incident, 1982 by Right What Is Wrong reviews
The magical section of the Albanian Secret Police handles an unimportant disturbance in a forest nearby the village of [REDACTED].
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 225 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 134 - Follows: 60 - Published: 10/28/2018 - Voldemort - Complete
Debt Collection by Right What Is Wrong reviews
In Deathly Hallows, Harry finally demanded repayment of Wormtail's life debt. But what if he'd done that three years earlier? (Oneshot.)
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,159 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 308 - Follows: 123 - Published: 10/9/2018 - Harry P., Voldemort, Peter P. - Complete
The Magic Hat by whitetiger91 reviews
The story behind Cornelius' iconic lime-green bowler hat.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,324 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Published: 10/9/2018 - C. Fudge - Complete
Kill It With… by Right What Is Wrong reviews
Regulus remembers something that can destroy Horcruxes. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,055 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 195 - Follows: 71 - Published: 10/9/2018 - Voldemort, Regulus B., Kreacher - Complete
Potter, That Was Very Gallant Of You by Right What Is Wrong reviews
One wand and two syllables make all the difference in the world. (Oneshot.)
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 826 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 270 - Follows: 92 - Published: 10/8/2018 - James P., Voldemort - Complete
Dumbledore's Midnight Malfoy Meeting by ZebJeb reviews
Albus Dumbledore has a late-night conversation with Lucius Malfoy, and it is not pleasant for Lucius. ONE SHOT. Hints at Badass Dumbledore
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,297 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 647 - Follows: 243 - Published: 9/27/2018 - Lucius M., Albus D. - Complete
The Name Is Not The Thing by Right What Is Wrong reviews
"Harry Potter" - so read the scrap of paper that came forth from the Goblet. And so everyone presumes Harry is the Champion. However... (Oneshot. Mildly AU. Slight Ron-bashing.)
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,264 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 466 - Follows: 182 - Published: 9/23/2018 - Harry P., Ron W. - Complete
Going Through The Motions by Right What Is Wrong reviews
They can be made to participate in the Tournament, but not to treat it seriously. (Crackfic. Oneshot.)
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,047 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 454 - Follows: 157 - Published: 9/4/2018 - Harry P., Fleur D., Viktor K., Cedric D. - Complete
Where ignorance is bliss by rojekera reviews
JKR owns the rights to the Harry Potter universe. Use of the fidelus charm.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 446 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 9 - Published: 8/18/2018
Triwizard Tournament 1792 by starspangledpumpkin reviews
How the Triwizard Tournament was disbanded the first time. For the Houses Competition.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,397 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/28/2018 - OC - Complete
Bank Account by White Angel of Auralon reviews
What if there was one Person in Little Whinging that didn't simply believe the stories about Harry that Petunia and Vernon told their neighbours, but actually looked to see what was going on. What if that Person acted, to at least give Harry some justice for what he had to endure there? One-shot
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,564 - Reviews: 195 - Favs: 1,730 - Follows: 744 - Published: 7/7/2018 - Harry P., OC - Complete
Harry Potter and the Sorting Troll by Onyx-Pendant reviews
Harry's first friend, a young boy named Ron Weasley, had said that in order to be sorted at Hogwarts, they would all have to fight a troll. Harry didn't believe him at first, none of the children who had heard Ron's claim really did, they should have.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,919 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 28 - Published: 6/29/2018 - Harry P., Voldemort, Q. Quirrell, Sorting Hat - Complete
Never trust a Redhead by Madhatter1981 reviews
Dean goes looking for Ginny after 'The Battle of Hogwarts' what he finds changes the future of the Weasleys a bit.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,308 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 431 - Follows: 163 - Updated: 5/25/2018 - Published: 9/18/2015 - [Harry P., Luna L.] Ginny W., Dean T. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Path Alternate by Veil Ion reviews
Harry has defeated Voldemort, but now he must deal with the fallout. Takes place immediately after The Battle of Hogwarts. Currently a Oneshot
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,478 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/24/2018 - Harry P., Ginny W.
Harry Potter D&D by jade-fae reviews
Harry, Hermione, Ron, and Luna sit down to play a Dungeons and Dragons style board game and wind up getting sucked into the world of the game. Best synopsis ever. Take the November writing challenge.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 33 - Words: 77,009 - Reviews: 143 - Favs: 309 - Follows: 154 - Updated: 4/7/2018 - Published: 10/31/2014 - Complete
Who Did It? by kb0 reviews
When his name comes out of the Goblet of Fire, Harry wants to know who put his name in. The professors aren't cooperating, so he takes matters into his own hands.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,524 - Reviews: 269 - Favs: 3,093 - Follows: 1,206 - Published: 4/1/2018 - Harry P. - Complete
EAT SLUGS! by Mr. Cobrah Thunderer reviews
Have you ever wondered the bizarre history of that spell that makes people puke gastropods ad nauseam? Well, look no further than this in-depth mockumentary that explains in three installments the life story of Horace Slughorn, what led him to invent this quirky little jinx, how it works, and why exactly it went so badly for Ron? Look no further than EAT SLUGS!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,139 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/11/2018 - Ron W., Lucius M., Arthur W., Horace S.
Not His Brother's Keeper by Right What Is Wrong reviews
In a world in which Harry's spoiled brat of a brother is thought to be the Boy-Who-Lived, Harry feels no obligation to be heroic. Crackfic. Oneshot. Parody of Wrong Boy-Who-Lived fics.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,287 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 1,540 - Follows: 568 - Published: 2/28/2018 - Harry P. - Complete
Getting to School a Different Way by Madhatter1981 reviews
What might have happened if Harry hadn't gone with Ron in the car to get to Hogwarts before second year. Will have Weasley bashing in upcoming chapters.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 24,225 - Reviews: 295 - Favs: 948 - Follows: 1,207 - Updated: 2/18/2018 - Published: 6/29/2014 - Harry P., Ron W., Arthur W.
The Skrewt He Knows Not by Right What Is Wrong reviews
An ending to the Triwizard Tournament you have not seen before.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,706 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 314 - Follows: 111 - Published: 1/31/2018 - Harry P. - Complete
The Triwizard Writing Competition by Natascope reviews
AU. Harry ends up back in his fourth year, and if he is going to be accused of cheating to enter the Triwizard Tournament, by George (and Fred), he is going to cheat. Crackfic.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,312 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 26 - Published: 1/13/2018 - Harry P. - Complete
Sticks of Death by anexistence reviews
James Potter never needed much in his life; just his best friends, cigarettes and the girl he loved.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,847 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 1/6/2018 - Published: 2/25/2013 - [James P., Lily Evans P.] Sirius B., Remus L.
Letters by TheEndless7 reviews
Students are required to write to a pen pal in the spirit of 'International Cooperation.' New friendships and a new romance arise going into the fourth year at Hogwarts.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 200,872 - Reviews: 2625 - Favs: 9,875 - Follows: 4,962 - Updated: 12/24/2017 - Published: 12/6/2010 - Harry P., Fleur D. - Complete
jolie by cheadsearc - rest reviews
jolie (fr.) - pretty :: because that's all i can be, oui? :: gabrielle delacour and how little stars are eclipsed by the bright sun :: harry/gabrielle :: written for the twelve days of christmas challenge, tgs forum, prompt #3
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,066 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 31 - Published: 12/6/2017 - [Gabrielle D., Harry P.] Fleur D. - Complete
No Competition by Evilgoddss reviews
What if the horcrux in Harry's scar hadn't quite been as contained by the Blood Wards as Dumbledore planned. Rather than twisting Harry's personality, it darkened his aura. And the dark creatures of the magical world really liked that aura. Gee. Sucks to be a Dark Lord trying to make your comeback. VERY AU. Just for fun.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 69,157 - Reviews: 2727 - Favs: 16,192 - Follows: 15,586 - Updated: 11/13/2017 - Published: 3/20/2015
Dealing with the Death Eaters by Shattersoul reviews
Gilderoy Lockhart versus eight Death Eaters. Obvious who wins, right? Wrong. Written as a Halloween contest.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,062 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 8 - Published: 10/16/2017 - Gilderoy L. - Complete
2 AM in Paris by GreyMurphy reviews
Harry and Gabby fluff. One-shot. Rating for implied content.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,972 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 36 - Published: 10/11/2017 - [Harry P., Gabrielle D.] - Complete
Childish Jealousy by Mr.Baratheon97 reviews
Hermione's been looking after a de-aged Harry, but is tired of having to fight off the many admirers of his other-worldly cuteness... Read and Review :)
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,225 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 154 - Follows: 197 - Updated: 9/11/2017 - Published: 2/22/2015 - Harry P., Hermione G., Susan B., Daphne G.
Gossip by crochetaway reviews
The Fat Lady lives and breathes gossip. She'll do anything to get a good story circulating around Hogwarts. QLFC Season 5, Round 8. Oneshot. Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,817 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/11/2017 - Argus F., Minerva M., Tom R. Jr., The Fat Lady - Complete
Odd Ideas of a strange muse by broomstick flyer reviews
Well it seems that quite a few writers have a folder for their odd ideas or drabbles so I have decide on one for the odd tales we come up with from time to time. Some of the stuff in here will complete, some just small parts we could not use. Enjoy.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 34 - Words: 131,826 - Reviews: 1314 - Favs: 717 - Follows: 536 - Updated: 9/4/2017 - Published: 3/12/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G.
What If by Fyreheart reviews
This is a series of one-shot stories and miscellaneous scenes about what if Harry had responded differently to key events in his life.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 14 - Words: 47,732 - Reviews: 1461 - Favs: 3,374 - Follows: 2,850 - Updated: 8/21/2017 - Published: 5/25/2015 - Harry P.
A World Not Worth Fighting For: One-Shot by chachingmel123 reviews
Harry having been quickly disillusioned about the Wizarding World, decides to leave it, with a message delivered by the Daily Prophet.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,606 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 252 - Follows: 141 - Published: 7/19/2017 - Albus D. - Complete
How Veela Came To Be by crochetaway reviews
Gabrielle Delacour was a quarter-Veela, it was the perfect amount of Veela Gabrielle had always thought. It meant she had just enough to be considered pretty, but not enough to actually sway anyone under Veela powers. Then her parents and Mémé came to visit her on her very first day of work at the Ministère de la Magie. Oneshot. Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,458 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 7 - Published: 4/17/2017 - Gabrielle D. - Complete
Ron Weasley Changes the World by Nigelcat1 reviews
In a snit after abandoning Harry & Hermione during the Horcrux hunt, Ron, as the "real hero" decides to take over the Order, plan & defeat Voldie and be hailed as a greater wizard than Merlin. As usual, things go terribly wrong. Mega Ron bashing.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,467 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 258 - Follows: 102 - Published: 4/17/2017 - Complete
Harry Potter: Whiskey Accident by gne4eva reviews
Why is it when you're drunk you come up with the greatest ideas! Well they aren't really great, especially when your father and his best friend, forget they did this and it comes back to bite you squarely in the ass. Thanks James, thanks Sirius. Marriage is a beautiful thing, when you are aware of it. But what happens when you're 15? HP/NM/AB Response to a whitetigerwolf challenge
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 110,134 - Reviews: 1692 - Favs: 5,624 - Follows: 6,387 - Updated: 4/16/2017 - Published: 5/18/2013 - [Harry P., Narcissa M., Amelia B.] Sirius B.
The Minister's Chair by Victory in Chains reviews
Magical Britain has the worst luck with Ministers for Magic. In a world of enchantments, curses, and potions, is it JUST luck and coincidence? Order of the Lily AU.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Crime/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,147 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 4/7/2017 - Published: 4/4/2017 - Lucius M., Amelia B., C. Fudge - Complete
Booty by Luan Mao reviews
To the victor go the spoils. But if you don't grab what's in front of you when you have the chance, you'll end up with nothing.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 16,941 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 730 - Follows: 614 - Updated: 4/1/2017 - Published: 11/10/2014 - Harry P., Daphne G., Tracey D. - Complete
It Could Only Happen at Hogwarts by Inusitatus reviews
Being doused in a sabotaged potion had some REALLY unexpected effects for Harry Potter. Voldemort really wasn't expecting this!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,645 - Reviews: 212 - Favs: 1,381 - Follows: 919 - Published: 1/15/2017 - Harry P.
For Lost Time by AStandardName reviews
Bran/Meera. At Castle Black, something unexpected happens that changes Bran and Meera's relationship drastically. Post Season 6 (Spoilers). Rated M for Sex.
Game of Thrones - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 36,562 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 12/13/2016 - Published: 11/1/2016 - [Bran S., Meera R.] - Complete
The Marriage Stone by Josephine Darcy reviews
SSHP. To avoid the machinations of the Ministry, Harry must marry a reluctant Severus Snape. But marriage to Snape is only the beginning of Harry's problems. Voldemort has returned, and before too long Harry's marriage may determine the world's fate.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 78 - Words: 382,044 - Reviews: 16454 - Favs: 12,756 - Follows: 10,892 - Updated: 11/22/2016 - Published: 4/9/2007 - Harry P., Severus S.
Aftermath by Corwalch reviews
This is another of those "How it Might've Gone" type of stories. The plunnie that dropped it off in my head came by after I read the first chapter of Bobmin356's story "The Queen Who Fell to Earth", but in this one Harry does die because of the dragon. This story is about what happened later that day.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,192 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 1,069 - Follows: 410 - Published: 11/15/2016 - Harry P., Ron W., Remus L., Albus D. - Complete
The Lady of The Lake by ThegardenofWords reviews
Harry and Gabrielle go boating. One-shot
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,361 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 7 - Published: 10/23/2016 - Harry P., Gabrielle D.
Oh Fudge by Estavius reviews
On the third anniversary of the Battle of Hogwarts, a now unemployed Cornelius Fudge simply does not understand why the people are praising that meddling brat Harry Potter.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,696 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 16 - Published: 10/16/2016 - Harry P., Luna L., C. Fudge - Complete
Bolts from the Blue! by sprinter1988 reviews
A home for all my one-shot ideas. Enjoy!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 16 - Words: 77,782 - Reviews: 844 - Favs: 998 - Follows: 985 - Updated: 10/4/2016 - Published: 5/19/2014 - Harry P.
Of Course You are Too Young! by Teufel1987 reviews
Based off a story written by Fyreheart (story ID: 11271241, chapter 11). Harry Potter demands to join the Order of the Phoenix when he reaches Grimmauld Place. The adults respond.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,362 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 197 - Follows: 132 - Published: 9/24/2016 - Complete
The Debt by mjimeyg reviews
Harry is owed many life debts. In his fifth year, someone decides to actually honour theirs.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 28,698 - Reviews: 312 - Favs: 4,931 - Follows: 2,039 - Published: 9/16/2016 - [Harry P., Fleur D.] Sirius B. - Complete
Protection or Prank by Sheankelor reviews
An early morning floo call led to a rough morning, which led to a trust-destroying afternoon. Listening to someone else helps, but only when you are ready to hear them. Part of "Blessing or Curse" Universe
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 11,373 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 9/9/2016 - Published: 9/2/2016 - Severus S., Albus D., Rubeus H., Poppy P. - Complete
Harry Potter: Junior Inquisitor by sprinter1988 reviews
Before the start of fifth year Dumbledore changes the plans. Unfortunately he didn't bother to inform Harry. At his trial, Harry realises that it is down to him to save his own skin. To do so his Slytherin side must come out to play, and once it's out it sticks around turning life at Hogwarts on its head. Warnings: EvilDumbles, SheepOrder/Staff, GoodGuysDontGetEverythingTheirWay
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 37 - Words: 218,697 - Reviews: 9039 - Favs: 17,068 - Follows: 19,768 - Updated: 8/20/2016 - Published: 1/16/2013 - Harry P., Susan B., Hannah A., Amelia B.
The Malfoy Curse by Azenor Sage reviews
After several failed attempts to beget the Malfoy heir, Narcissa Malfoy resorts to desperate measures to beget a healthy child to secure her place once and for all as the wife of Lucius Malfoy.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 14 - Words: 34,659 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 246 - Follows: 167 - Updated: 8/6/2016 - Published: 11/21/2015 - Lucius M., Narcissa M., Abraxas M. - Complete
The Sinistra Ward by Irish216 reviews
The savior of the wizarding world has been misplaced. When he is found the young boy is not what the wizarding world expects.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 50,703 - Reviews: 278 - Favs: 1,695 - Follows: 1,420 - Updated: 8/5/2016 - Published: 12/4/2015 - Harry P., Susan B., A. Sinistra, Isobel M. - Complete
An Inconvenient Truth by old-crow reviews
After the events in third year, the wizarding world grows darker. Fudge seems intent on spending more time covering up what's happening than dealing with it. Could a stronger relationship between Harry and the Bones family change history?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 26 - Words: 174,464 - Reviews: 2608 - Favs: 5,871 - Follows: 3,794 - Updated: 6/22/2016 - Published: 5/24/2009 - Harry P., Susan B. - Complete
The Flurry of Life by R3aper reviews
No matter the time, place or universe, Harry Potter and Fleur Delacour will always find each other. Most chapters will be their own, independent AUs of varying degrees. One-shot collection. Harry/Fleur
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 38,796 - Reviews: 274 - Favs: 943 - Follows: 731 - Updated: 6/9/2016 - Published: 7/12/2013 - [Harry P., Fleur D.] - Complete
Why teaching the imperius curse is a bad idea by rojekera reviews
As the title says. I do not own nor profit from the Harry Potter world.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,561 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 5/15/2016 - Published: 10/31/2015
Rise of the Dark Queen by Captain Planet Apprentice reviews
AU. Sequel to In Harry We Trust. Please read that before continuing on into this one. Harry and Company begin their sixth year at Hogwarts. Voldemort is now fully out in the open and nothing is as it appears.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 37,851 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 220 - Updated: 5/14/2016 - Published: 6/28/2009 - Harry P.
Secrets Shared by the Seaside by TowerMage reviews
During his recovery at Shell Cottage, Harry engages in more than planning for thievery and destroying The Dark Lord. LL/HP - Canon ignored after Malfoy Manor. M for red hot scenes not suitable for minors.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 6,407 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 134 - Follows: 119 - Updated: 4/20/2016 - Published: 8/15/2013 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
Harry's Chosen by TowerMage reviews
Days after the escape from Malfoy Manor, Harry finds the woman he's truly meant to be with. We, the readers, are given a special glimpse into the night that would inspire them to hope.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,018 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 4/20/2016 - Published: 6/30/2012 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
Lovegood's Loving, Potters Playmate by TowerMage reviews
Post DH, Rated M for Adult Scenes. HPLL. Ginny divorces Harry for Draco Malfoy.Harry is finally free to love the girl who loves him. Prepare yourselves for a fiery farce of freelance foreplay&tales of tantalizing torment. Viewer Discretion Advised.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 47 - Words: 69,557 - Reviews: 180 - Favs: 366 - Follows: 190 - Updated: 4/20/2016 - Published: 2/5/2008 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
Chance Meeting at The Ink Pot by teddyaccount reviews
Severus Snape meets a six-year-old Harry Potter at The Ink Pot and ends up buying a book for the child, unaware of the far reaching effects of his spontaneous kindness. Completely AU, partly OOC, partly childic, abuse!Dursleys, Changing POVs Sev/Harry .
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 158 - Reviews: 734 - Favs: 966 - Follows: 631 - Updated: 3/25/2016 - Published: 8/30/2009 - Severus S., Harry P. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Best Man's Job by Scott the Wanderer reviews
Harry was asked to be the Best Man for Remus and Bill in a double wedding. The problem? They didn't tell him that the Best Man has an important function in Traditional Wizarding Weddings. Minor AU. Please R&R with open mind
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 31,414 - Reviews: 456 - Favs: 3,475 - Follows: 4,110 - Updated: 3/23/2016 - Published: 6/14/2015 - [Fleur D., Harry P., N. Tonks]
Lucius' day off by Summit Onion reviews
Lucius Malfoy is having a problem he did not imagine to find himself in; he has no idea what to do on his day off, thus having to ask a rather unlikely person for advice.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,333 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 3/22/2016 - Published: 3/6/2016 - Lucius M.
Purebloods and Their Tedious Traditions by Argo0 reviews
Before Harry can get rid of many of the irrelevant traditions that hinder the magical world, first he must embrace them. Harry/Narcissa/Daphne. Contains smut and a little bit of Ginny bashing.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 21,817 - Reviews: 148 - Favs: 3,444 - Follows: 1,980 - Updated: 3/15/2016 - Published: 2/4/2016 - Harry P., Narcissa M., Daphne G. - Complete
The Headmaster by Sheankelor reviews
Severus died in the Shrieking Shack still connected to Hogwarts' magic and with the desire to see the war to its end. How does this explain why there was no body? Why there was no portrait? And just who are the elves calling The Headmaster?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,452 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 222 - Follows: 72 - Published: 3/6/2016 - Severus S. - Complete
How does it work? by emscribblings reviews
Harry contemplates the mechanics behind human-giant relationships. Trauma ensues. Crack.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,299 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 36 - Published: 3/5/2016 - Harry P., Rubeus H., Luna L. - Complete
The story of how Padfoot got killed by Prongs by Ramennchan reviews
The story of how Padfoot got killed by Prongs. Harry says his first word. Fluff / Humor
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,110 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 21 - Published: 3/5/2016 - Harry P., Sirius B., James P.
The World of Tomorrow by Clell65619 reviews
During in the raid on the Ministry of Magic at the end of Harry's 5th year, Harry ended up in a firefight in the Time Room and vanished.
Crossover - Futurama & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,974 - Reviews: 155 - Favs: 1,023 - Follows: 438 - Published: 2/1/2016 - Complete
The Application Process by Type-00 reviews
Fred and George have judged Malfoy and found him wanting. With the Triwizard Tournament about to start, and all eyes on Hogwarts, they decide to contribute by helping Harry find a new rival more appropriate to his skill level. From quidditch superstars to first year fanboys, no one is turned away from trying to rival the great Harry Potter.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 35,612 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 369 - Follows: 393 - Updated: 1/29/2016 - Published: 12/25/2012 - Fred W., Harry P., George W.
Harry Potter & The New Life by Freckleforce01 reviews
Harry Potter is thrown into a world that is not his own, where his parents are alive, and Neville is the chosen one. Only Harry has the power to change the course of events that have claimed all those he loved. But Harry must now fight the demons of his past and his new future.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 157,377 - Reviews: 1245 - Favs: 2,764 - Follows: 2,684 - Updated: 1/24/2016 - Published: 2/11/2008 - Harry P.
Patronuses and Imperiuses by quillinkparchment reviews
Dora Tonks is absolutely thrilled to be accepted as the Ministry's finest. But her training kicks off on a very strange note, not least because of a certain one-legged, one-eyed Auror...
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,571 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/22/2016 - N. Tonks, Alastor M. - Complete
Ned Stark Lives! Part 3 by cbstevp reviews
The war against the Others continues as new factions from Dorne and the Vale join the fight. But a formidable new player joins the field as Daenerys Targaryen and her dragons return to Westeros. Meanwhile Jon Snow continues his mission to seek out and defeat the Great Other. Only the gods know who will win and who will lose, and who will sit the Iron Throne.
A song of Ice and Fire - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 46 - Words: 642,576 - Reviews: 1027 - Favs: 1,162 - Follows: 776 - Updated: 12/19/2015 - Published: 7/8/2014 - Complete
Ronald Weasley vs The Sorting Hat by BrilliantLady reviews
Ronald has trouble with his sorting, and argues with the hat - it doesn't go at all well. Completed silly drabble. Gratuitous Ron-bashing.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 804 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 379 - Follows: 121 - Published: 12/19/2015 - Ron W., Sorting Hat - Complete
How Moody Got His Eye by SpoonandJohn reviews
The real story of how Moody got his magical eye. ONESHOT
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,189 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 208 - Follows: 67 - Published: 12/12/2015 - Alastor M. - Complete
Subversion by Smiling Seshat reviews
Draco's Veela abilities awaken. His mate is Gilderoy Lockhart... This makes Lucius Malfoy *deeply* unhappy.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,729 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 7 - Published: 11/12/2015 - Draco M., Lucius M., Gilderoy L. - Complete
Hagrid's Fame by White Angel of Auralon reviews
The Chamber of Secrets had been a mystery for as long as its legend was passed on from one generation to the other. When students started to be petrified, its horrible reputation was made much more real. But what if somebody managed to put the clues together? Somebody that knew lots about all kinds of magical creatures. What would that little change lead to?
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,585 - Reviews: 130 - Favs: 786 - Follows: 269 - Published: 10/25/2015 - Rubeus H. - Complete
If Looks Could Kill by questionablequotation reviews
ONE-SHOT: After Arthur Weasley nearly dies at the Ministry, Harry wonders why Voldemort's snake isn't something more exotic...really, no self-respecting Parseltongue should limit himself to something as mundane as a regular snake. In which Harry makes use of what he learned in Care of Magical Creatures, Kreacher is forced to cooperate, and the Chamber hides a new Secret..
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 17,243 - Reviews: 505 - Favs: 6,742 - Follows: 2,156 - Published: 10/21/2015 - Complete
One Question Two Answers by Mimi Alice Yorke reviews
Harry asks his girlfriend Gabrielle one very important question. Twice. The question remains the same, but does Gabrielle's answer. *Ties in with my story Flutterby, Butterfly. But you don't have to read that first.*
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,389 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 24 - Published: 9/26/2015 - Harry P., Gabrielle D. - Complete
An Anthology of Wizard Wheezes! by sprinter1988 reviews
A collection of funny jokes and stories, old and new, told with a Harry Potter twist. WARNING: entries may be bad, mad, rude, crude, insulting, amusing or hilarious, resulting in groans, grins, giggles or full blown laughter depending on your own tastes, though there should be something for most. Probably should not be read by those under 15. Read at your own peril! Short Oneshots!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 4,908 - Reviews: 131 - Favs: 234 - Follows: 219 - Updated: 9/13/2015 - Published: 1/17/2014
His Angel by durararaaa reviews
Starts off from the Quidditch world cup, Harry finds a more important reason to fight for and that sometimes, a fairytale or legend is a lot more than it seems. Discontinued. Sorry.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 33 - Words: 395,578 - Reviews: 4658 - Favs: 9,706 - Follows: 8,633 - Updated: 9/8/2015 - Published: 5/20/2012 - Harry P., Fleur D. - Complete
The Wizard of Harrenhal by DisobedienceWriter reviews
The Master of Death, Harry Potter, wakes one cold spring morning in Westeros. He has no idea why he's there - or how he'll get back. Harry always had bad luck, but a lot of persistence. He'll need it. Winter is Coming.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Game of Thrones - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 56,547 - Reviews: 1102 - Favs: 6,872 - Follows: 3,890 - Updated: 8/28/2015 - Published: 5/17/2015 - [Harry P., OC] - Complete
A Wrong Assumption For That Fateful Night by hannibal1234 reviews
What if things had been different on Halloween that night and only the Potter children and Wormtail was home?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,640 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 192 - Published: 8/24/2015 - [Fleur D., Harry P.] [Gabrielle D., OC]
Black Widow by loveretriever reviews
AU interpretation of Mrs. Zabini. My take on how her seven husbands died. Written for a prompt. Multiple Zabini/OC pairings, not my usual style, but a fun challenge nonetheless. Rated for implied content and language
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,715 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/12/2015 - [OC, Mrs. Zabini] Blaise Z. - Complete
I Choose You! by Lady Asrai reviews
Harry's had enough of being the Wizarding World's scapegoat, and so he has a plan to rid himself of the responsibilities of 'Saviour', and create havoc on the way. Oneshot. Dumbledore!bashing
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,613 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 157 - Follows: 67 - Published: 7/31/2015 - Harry P., Albus D., C. Fudge - Complete
Dawns star by gunner brat reviews
It was his first year of Hogwarts and Ron wished his parents were still alive to see him off.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,966 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 7/28/2015 - Complete
Paying for it by Sheankelor reviews
What does Severus have to do to pay for his Potions Mastery and how does that change events to come?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,919 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 30 - Published: 7/23/2015 - Severus S., Tobias S. - Complete
The Nosy Tailor by LadyVukavo reviews
A/U of Harry's first trip to Diagon Alley. Draco was already being pinned up for his school robes as Harry had come in. What if the tailor who was working on him decided to insert herself into the conversation and quickly take over Harry's shopping.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 31,778 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 355 - Follows: 450 - Updated: 7/16/2015 - Published: 2/12/2015 - Harry P., OC
Courageous by Eye Greater Than Three reviews
With the courage of Gryffindor, Padma Patil asked Harry Potter for a dance at the Yule Ball. Harry/Padma. Part of If Wishes Were Upgrades Collection.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,382 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 382 - Follows: 140 - Published: 7/13/2015 - [Harry P., Padma P.] - Complete
Hermione's Pity Party by Madhatter1981 reviews
Why, in the Harry Potter books, did no one comment on the fact that Hermione doesn't actually know how to write a paper correctly. This story addresses that. Slight Hermione bashing, nothing too mean.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,527 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 165 - Follows: 75 - Published: 7/13/2015 - Hermione G., Minerva M. - Complete
Ministry's Mistakes Exposed by harryfan160889 reviews
Harry gives Xeno Lovegood an interview. I was inspired by another story called "Most Wanted: Peter Pettigrew" by "BlightPhoenix". This is just a side story to it, and although it is not necessary to read that story before you read this, I would recommend it because it is such a brilliant story.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,108 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 496 - Follows: 250 - Published: 7/4/2015 - Harry P., Sirius B., Xenophilius L. - Complete
The Lion's Pride by Silently Watches reviews
Rufus doesn't know why Harry Potter thinks him such a villain, but he certainly does not appreciate the churlish attitude. Canon scene from a different POV
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,206 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 332 - Follows: 115 - Published: 7/3/2015 - Harry P., Rufus S. - Complete
The Wrong House by Offcentercompass reviews
Very brief look at The Sorting Hat's ability to change the whole Harry Potter Universe - one shot
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,170 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/2/2015 - Harry P., Albus D.
The Hufflepuff Chronicles Year of the Stone by theflyinfoote reviews
What would happen if Harry met someone other than the Weasleys and made a new first friend. Year one originally Harry the Hufflepuff.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 16 - Words: 45,222 - Reviews: 530 - Favs: 1,758 - Follows: 1,092 - Updated: 6/29/2015 - Published: 1/13/2014 - Harry P., Susan B. - Complete
The End by Nigelcat1 reviews
After suffering through the Tournament, Harry finds out some very interesting information from Neville. Finding out his was emancipated by participating in the Tournament, Harry decides to strike out on his own and begin to live his life the way he wants to and escapes.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 35,768 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 672 - Follows: 278 - Published: 6/25/2015 - Complete
Heirs by Nigelcat1 reviews
Arcturus Lord Black is Head of the House of Black. He wants the line to continue but all of his possible heirs are either rebellious, stupid, indifferent, lazy, insane, evil or married badly. He really didn't like anybody in his family. Then Voldemort is defeated by a 15 month old baby and the world will never be the same.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 22,221 - Reviews: 132 - Favs: 617 - Follows: 265 - Published: 6/24/2015 - Complete
Thirty Pieces of Silver by MSgt SilverDollar and Snake reviews
NON-CANON One-Shot. Harry and Voldy are killed in the final battle and Harry's will is to be read. UPDATED: 10/16/14
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,039 - Reviews: 145 - Favs: 1,010 - Follows: 331 - Updated: 6/23/2015 - Published: 9/12/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Paddy Ashdown's Hat by JustDefy reviews
The Sorting Hat has disappeared from Hogwarts. Where could it possibly be? One-shot, Post-Deathly Hallows.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,653 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/22/2015 - Complete
Robb Stark, First of His Name by Samwell Stark reviews
Part 1 of the 'A Time for Wolves' series. In a world where Robb Stark parleyed with Renly Baratheon instead of his mother. He meets a beautiful flower of Highgarden and is met with a series of events that drastically changes his destiny from what it was meant to be. Robb Stark is a more avid player of the Game of Thrones, thanks in a large part to Margaery Tyrell's influence.
Game of Thrones - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 36 - Words: 68,457 - Reviews: 491 - Favs: 2,198 - Follows: 1,147 - Updated: 6/19/2015 - Published: 6/11/2015 - [Margaery T., Robb S.] Jon S. - Complete
Justice at Last by Sarah1281 reviews
In the far-off future, once the game of thrones is won, Stannis takes a moment to survey his city with his heir. Shireen will make a good queen and knowing the realm will be in good hands once he's gone makes victory all the sweeter.
A song of Ice and Fire - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,655 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 21 - Published: 6/9/2015 - Stannis B., Shireen B. - Complete
Darkest Before Dawn by JMorrissey reviews
After the Final Battle, Harry immediately realises that he is changing: the part of Voldemort that had lived and festered inside him for so long is gone, resulting in certain changes in Harry's character that he will have to recognise and understand. But how will this affect his relationship with his friends? And who will be there to get him back on his feet?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 36,210 - Reviews: 269 - Favs: 778 - Follows: 1,143 - Updated: 5/22/2015 - Published: 1/3/2015 - Harry P., Fleur D.
So Simple by Nigelcat1 reviews
Little Walburga Black comes up with the perfect solution to the "Problem" and makes her father so proud.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,031 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 21 - Published: 5/18/2015 - Walburga B. - Complete
Rage by ReynaAtTheEnd reviews
Harry makes unexpected friends in his fourth year, when his friends and his housemates abandon him. Hestia and Flora, daughters of some of Voldemort's most sadistic enforcers, know what its like to live in fear. In this unlikely relationship, the three plot to bring down Voldemort and escape the society that tried to destroy them. Dark, violent, potential H/H/F pairing
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 9 - Words: 27,882 - Reviews: 602 - Favs: 3,893 - Follows: 2,014 - Updated: 5/2/2015 - Published: 3/24/2015 - [Harry P., Flora C., Hestia C.] - Complete
Chocolate Orange by Fire The Canon reviews
Michael tries to sneak into the Hogwarts kitchens for food. What he doesn't expect is to find the headmaster also sneaking in.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,047 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/26/2015 - Michael C., Albus D. - Complete
Nappies and Naked Dancing by Pickled Rellish reviews
The Weasley twins mess up; big time and there to prove it, is a baby. A baby called Harry Potter. Sit back, kick your feet up, relax and read through the ensuing chaos that the prank has caused. AU Fifth Year. COMPLETED!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 31,239 - Reviews: 272 - Favs: 949 - Follows: 659 - Updated: 4/7/2015 - Published: 2/18/2005 - Harry P., Sirius B., Remus L., Voldemort - Complete
Harry Potter and the Power of Paranoia by arekay reviews
The events at the end of the Triwizard Tournament have left Harry feeling just a little bit paranoid.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 103,719 - Reviews: 4749 - Favs: 11,710 - Follows: 8,130 - Updated: 3/31/2015 - Published: 6/26/2012 - Harry P. - Complete
Break the Pattern: Tri-Wizard by Squirrel of Shadow reviews
As Tri-Wizard tournament approaches, Harry Potter prepares himself. He is unwilling to dance to the whims of manipulative old men, and he's laid the groundwork for what he has to do. This year's Quiddich has already been cancelled, and with the shadow of the Tournament threatening him with peril, Harry's got a plan to slip the old manipulative bastard's leash. Crack-ish! Bash!Draco
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 16,084 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 821 - Follows: 348 - Updated: 3/27/2015 - Published: 3/15/2015 - Complete
One Shots by Alpha-The-Omega reviews
Some stories I began, but really have no motivation to finish. If you'd like to go with the plotline/story, go for it, just let me know.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 13,523 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 472 - Follows: 341 - Updated: 3/25/2015 - Published: 11/19/2010 - Harry P.
Always Read the Fine Print by questionablequotation reviews
ONE-SHOT. After being entered into the Tri-Wizard Tournament against his will, Harry does some independent research on what precisely "magically binding" means...and comes up with a very different approach to the competition. As they say, the pen is mightier than the sword...but is the quill mightier than the wand?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,463 - Reviews: 403 - Favs: 5,952 - Follows: 2,163 - Published: 3/16/2015 - Harry P. - Complete
Trial By Troll by DLPalindrome reviews
The boy from the train was right. In order to be Sorted, they really did have to fight a troll.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,956 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 556 - Follows: 380 - Published: 3/11/2015 - Harry P. - Complete
Lost Chances by Satan Abraham reviews
Marcus Flint tells Higgs he's off the team. [oneshot] [rated t for language]
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,157 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/2/2015 - Oliver W., Marcus F., Terence H. - Complete
Vengeance from the grave by MK-ONE reviews
Despair over the loss of his godfather in the Battle of the Dept. of Mysteries, followed by abandonment, isolation and hopelessness drive Harry to try and end his own life. Though death itself cannot halt his just vengeance against the Dark Lord, nor keep him from attaining that which he has ever been denied; someone to love and be loved by.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 166,683 - Reviews: 1135 - Favs: 2,896 - Follows: 2,910 - Updated: 3/1/2015 - Published: 2/1/2013 - Harry P., Susan B.
The True History of People with Disabilities At Hogwarts by ShinyThings44 reviews
This is a history of people with disabilities at Hogwarts, in keeping with all Rowling has written and said on the subject but also including my own thoughts.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,138 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 9 - Published: 2/18/2015 - Complete
Dominating Daphne by That's Real Magic reviews
Daphne whimpered when Master nipped at her ear. 'Good ... but we're not done with your punishment yet, are we' EWE
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,542 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 1,454 - Follows: 626 - Published: 2/14/2015 - [Daphne G., Harry P.] - Complete
The Fairy Godmother by MoonyLilyPadfootProngs reviews
She always wanted a girl.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,102 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 12 - Published: 1/25/2015 - N. Tonks, Narcissa M., Andromeda T. - Complete
Inheritances by Luan Mao reviews
Getting what's coming to you. And then fighting it. And then getting what's coming to you.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,423 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 281 - Follows: 115 - Published: 1/20/2015 - Complete
The Price of Love by The Crownless Queen reviews
'They don't mean to keep their friendship a secret. It just sort of happens.' Harry&Lavender, from 6th Year on, for Samantha.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,350 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 245 - Follows: 62 - Published: 1/19/2015 - [Lavender B., Harry P.] [Ron W., Hermione G.] - Complete
What Ravenclaws Are Made Of by TowerMage reviews
"Give me half an hour, and I'll make you replace every fantasy you've ever had." Luna said. Rated M For Scenes of Ooh Lala.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 890 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 16 - Published: 1/16/2015 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
Harry and the Beanstalk by pottermum reviews
On a cold, rainy night, Ginny tells her children a story.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,942 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 20 - Published: 1/14/2015 - Albus S. P., Ginny W., James S. P., Lily Luna P. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Boy Who Lived by The Santi reviews
Harry Potter loves, and is loved by, his parents, his godfather, and his brother. He isn’t mistreated, abused, or neglected. So why is he a Dark Wizard? NonBWL!Harry. Not your typical Harry’s brother is the Boy Who Lived story.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 147,796 - Reviews: 4906 - Favs: 14,366 - Follows: 14,101 - Updated: 1/3/2015 - Published: 9/3/2009 - Harry P.
Pandora's Box by Alpha-The-Omega reviews
Just a One Shot - There is a theme here that many will not like - violence against a female. I do not condone it, but also, there is another theme there too.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 886 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 148 - Follows: 52 - Published: 12/25/2014
Harry's Happy Cursing by White Angel of Auralon reviews
A mysterious illness spreads all over wizarding Britain. No healer knows the reason and they are helpless in finding a solution. Though once the truth about the origins of the sickness come out, people Change their tune quickly. Just a one-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,805 - Reviews: 207 - Favs: 3,202 - Follows: 1,023 - Published: 12/7/2014 - Harry P., Helga H. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Burial At Sea by julesver reviews
Sirius's death has left Harry mentally scarred. He has also left him with an underwater mansion, thirteen basilisks eggs, and one rebellious demon. A dark and twisted journey begins, and Harry Potter must learn to be as cruel as the world had been to him.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 51,042 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 311 - Follows: 407 - Updated: 12/7/2014 - Published: 1/7/2014 - Harry P., Sirius B., Albus D.
Little Sisters by Screaming Fae reviews
Harry's had so much on his mind lately, that he he fails to recognize the pretty little Veela girl at Bill & Fleur's wedding. Gift-Fic for Samantha !
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 805 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 34 - Published: 12/5/2014 - [Harry P., Gabrielle D.] - Complete
Ascension to Greatness by LeighLand94 reviews
AU marriage contract fic. Everyone dreams of greatness, but not everyone can achieve it. A child who was born great finds a partner in one who wants to achieve it. They come together in an attempt to leave their mark upon the world. Can they do it? Or will the pests in their lives stop them?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 21,609 - Reviews: 168 - Favs: 628 - Follows: 821 - Updated: 12/5/2014 - Published: 12/1/2014 - [Harry P., Daphne G.] Kevin E.
The Toilet by Anda Faith reviews
The epic saga of Tom Riddle and a clogged toilet.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,061 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/1/2014 - Tom R. Jr. - Complete
What's Done In the Dark by LeighLand94 reviews
Harry and Hermione's relationship has changed over the years. It is not what it used to be. Dishonesty and secrets have come between them. AU fifth year. Not for Harmony fans.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,395 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 298 - Follows: 116 - Updated: 12/1/2014 - Published: 11/29/2014 - [Harry P., Daphne G.] Hermione G. - Complete
My Wife is Who? by tetrisman reviews
What would you do if you're given the ability to travel ten years in the Future? What if this ability is given to Harry? Read and find out. This story is in Harry's POV
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 23,302 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 186 - Updated: 11/30/2014 - Published: 11/12/2013 - Harry P., Hermione G., Cho C., N. Tonks
Harry Potter and the Heir of Magic by Lord BladeDSF reviews
Voldemort killed Harry the first time around. So, Merlin sees fit to send him back to change things. What will happen when Harry comes to Hogwarts, with the power to change the world? Harry/Harem, Super/God-Like Harry, Time Travel, AU.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 194,879 - Reviews: 2376 - Favs: 6,720 - Follows: 7,009 - Updated: 11/27/2014 - Published: 5/20/2010 - Harry P., Gabrielle D.
Harry Potter: The Trouble with Fawkes by YenGirl reviews
A powerful and magical familiar is both useful and convenient... unless you are not its master.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,360 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 9 - Published: 11/23/2014 - Complete
Lord Daddy by Yuudan reviews
Unforseen circumstances force Voldemort to bring Harry back to Riddle Manor with him on the night of October 31, 1981, after trying to kill him. How are our favourite Dark Lord and his followers going to deal with taking care of a baby?
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 11,741 - Reviews: 222 - Favs: 1,187 - Follows: 1,014 - Updated: 11/8/2014 - Published: 5/10/2014 - Harry P., Voldemort
Educational Decree Number Twenty-Six by dukeofpoorplanning reviews
Harry storms outside one night after a particularly frustrating Defense Against the Dark Arts Class with Umbridge, only to receive unexpected company as he reflects on his hatred of "the toad." Company, it seems, that is determined to change his life for the better. Three-shot. Complete. I mean it this time. Rewrite in progress, but it might be a while before it's up.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,606 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 557 - Follows: 265 - Updated: 11/8/2014 - Published: 11/6/2014 - [Harry P., L. Moon] Pansy P. - Complete
A Dog of a Weekend by la z boy reviews
When Harry volunteered to dog-sit Fang for the weekend, he thought it was going to be a piece of cauldron cake. He soon discovers just how wrong he is.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,457 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 11/7/2014 - Published: 7/8/2014 - Complete
The MILF and the Veela by whitetigerwolf reviews
When Harry doesn't step forward after his name is drawn from the Goblet of Fire, Dumbledore uses the Goblet to summon his wayward student. Awkwardness ensues. ONE-SHOT, COMPLETE. M for...embarrassing situations and language.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,002 - Reviews: 156 - Favs: 2,644 - Follows: 1,171 - Published: 11/6/2014 - [Harry P., Narcissa M., Fleur D.] Draco M. - Complete
Noticed by White Angel of Auralon reviews
Harry always suffered from the abuse of the Dursleys and nobody ever acted on it or even or noticed it. Thanks to a coincidence during the time after smugling Norbert out that changed. See what a small change can do.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 13,047 - Reviews: 405 - Favs: 4,110 - Follows: 2,030 - Updated: 11/2/2014 - Published: 10/26/2014 - Harry P., Poppy P. - Complete
Susan Bones and the Prisoner of Azkaban by joemjackson reviews
What if Harry Potter was sent to Azkaban for killing Cedric Diggory? What if a Hufflepuff questioned his conviction?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 49 - Words: 274,874 - Reviews: 1869 - Favs: 3,229 - Follows: 2,826 - Updated: 10/29/2014 - Published: 1/7/2011 - Harry P., Susan B. - Complete
Responsibilities by Mokushi Ryuu reviews
Harry questions Dumbledore's actions
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,206 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 38 - Published: 10/25/2014 - Harry P., Albus D. - Complete
Darkness Falls Upon Us by Bl4ckC0bra reviews
AU Where Neville is the Boy-who-lived and Harry is forced to grow up in an orphanage after a death eater attack killed his parents. Dark!Harry UPDATE: Chapter 28 posted 1/4/14
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 29 - Words: 246,687 - Reviews: 556 - Favs: 1,982 - Follows: 2,073 - Updated: 10/20/2014 - Published: 7/23/2008 - Harry P., Fleur D.
To Be Queen by sapphyreangel reviews
A new world born from the ashes of the old Magical Britain, Daphne finds herself as one of the many Consorts of the new emperor. Determined not to be forgotten, she is determined to rise among the ranks to become the first Queen Consort of the Potter reign. Main pairing - Daphne/Harry but with Harry/Harem as well.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 17 - Words: 52,465 - Reviews: 307 - Favs: 985 - Follows: 1,162 - Updated: 10/14/2014 - Published: 8/2/2012 - Daphne G., Harry P.
Bowling For Hogwarts by zArkham reviews
Time and time again the Bad Guys do bad things and get away with it. Time and time again the Good Guys take the low blow and just soldier on with their upper lips stiff. What might happen if someone couldn't hold it together? How would Magical Britain react? More to the point; who would they blame? A little One-Shot in documentary style.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,891 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 720 - Follows: 225 - Published: 10/13/2014 - Hermione G., Katie B., Parvati P., Ted T. - Complete
The things she has seen by Sansonnette reviews
Madame Pomfrey has seen a great many things in her years at Hogwarts. From Slytherins crying for their mamas, to Gryffindors dyed bright purple... She knew she should have taken that job at St. Mungos. A collection of Oneshots. 16. Poppy honestly had good reason to hate the song 'sosban fach'... not that that would stop anyone's singing it.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 18,151 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 10/12/2014 - Published: 6/29/2012 - Sirius B., James P., Theodore N., Poppy P. - Complete
My Way Of Being Evil 3 by timeturneruser reviews
Its a work in progress I am working to put all Harry Potter stories underneath this story much of the later chapters near chapter 100 are edited the early chapters i will get to after i finishing putting all my Harry Potter stories underneath here.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 159 - Words: 291,236 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 10/9/2014 - Published: 6/15/2011 - Harry P.
Something Like Your Family by Luan Mao reviews
The Dursleys weren't exactly a model family
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 13,618 - Reviews: 511 - Favs: 2,469 - Follows: 983 - Updated: 9/25/2014 - Published: 1/15/2011 - Harry P. - Complete
Time's a Wasting by HP Slash Luv reviews
Harry runs away from Britain after the war and finds solace in France. Harry/Gabrielle
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,524 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 162 - Follows: 77 - Published: 9/22/2014 - [Harry P., Gabrielle D.] - Complete
Harry Potter and the Unforgivable Tournament by questionablequotation reviews
ONE-SHOT: Harry asks an obvious question during his first class with Professor Moody...and everything changes.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,665 - Reviews: 443 - Favs: 6,091 - Follows: 2,057 - Published: 9/21/2014 - Harry P. - Complete
The Wide World of Magic by DisobedienceWriter reviews
Post-Hogwarts. Harry can't even repair a damaged house without stumbling into major trouble. Harry intrudes upon the kidnapping of former Minister Fudge and finds himself drafted into a secret attempt to find and rescue the wizard. Humor, Spy!Harry, Harry-searching-for-a-career, Bumbling!Harry-becoming-Powerful!Harry.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 28,105 - Reviews: 249 - Favs: 924 - Follows: 1,157 - Updated: 9/14/2014 - Published: 7/18/2014 - Harry P.
Just Once by TheNextFolchart reviews
Five-year-old George looked at his twin brother and sighed wistfully. "I wish we could do magic."
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,721 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/14/2014 - George W., Fred W., Mafalda Hopkirk - Complete
Harry's Trek by kb0 reviews
During the final battle, Harry gets thrown into a new universe, landing on the bridge of the USS Enterprise-D. This should take place in about "season 4" of ST:TNG, but I'm not going to be strict about the timeline, using things and events as needed.
Crossover - StarTrek: The Next Generation & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Fantasy - Chapters: 11 - Words: 65,972 - Reviews: 1262 - Favs: 2,891 - Follows: 1,929 - Updated: 8/25/2014 - Published: 7/20/2014 - OC, Harry P. - Complete
Drivin' on The Wrong Side by hagrid51 reviews
Hagrid takes harry from the carnage at Godric's Hollow and finds many neighbors from the Forbidden Forest ready and willing to help the little tyke.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,177 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 8/24/2014 - Published: 8/23/2014 - Harry P., Rubeus H. - Complete
Indian Girlfriends by arober94 reviews
Just a little oneshot I composed in the wee hours of the morning. Dumbledore never asked for anyone's help, so he could have been dead wrong. Alternate ending to sixth year.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,201 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 300 - Follows: 125 - Published: 8/24/2014 - Harry P., Parvati P., Padma P. - Complete
I Have A PLan by Janara reviews
Harry Potter has a plan. A plan that will allow him to deal with Voldemort, Dumbledore, and everyone else who wants to rule his life.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,437 - Reviews: 137 - Favs: 1,856 - Follows: 660 - Published: 8/21/2014 - Harry P., Sirius B., Albus D. - Complete
Harry Potter: the Serpent Lord by NHunter reviews
"Unfortunately, the first magical child young Harry Potter met in Diagon Alley was a Malfoy. Draconica Malfoy to be exact..." Harry/Draconica Harry/fem-Draco. This IS HET! will eventually contain Intelligent!dark-medic!strong!Harry, likeable!Draconica and some bashing for others.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 75 - Words: 269,161 - Reviews: 2568 - Favs: 5,900 - Follows: 4,445 - Updated: 8/20/2014 - Published: 4/1/2011 - [Harry P., OC] - Complete
Inspected By No 13 by Clell65619 reviews
When he learns that flying anywhere near a Dragon is a recipe for suicide, Harry tries a last minute change of tactics, one designed to use the power of the Bureaucracy forcing him to compete against itself. Little does he know that his solution is its own kind of trap.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 18,472 - Reviews: 1721 - Favs: 11,900 - Follows: 4,718 - Updated: 8/20/2014 - Published: 6/26/2014 - Complete
Lonely World by Charlie-Guevara reviews
After Voldemort wins the Battle of Hogwarts, the last members of the Order go into hiding. Assuming that Harry is dead (he never returned from his meeting with Voldemort in the forest) Ron and Hermione try to live on and continue the war to honour his sacrifice. When Harry is found, Hermione discovers that one girl cares for him even more than herself or Ron. Harry/Fleur.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 39,526 - Reviews: 174 - Favs: 226 - Follows: 387 - Updated: 8/14/2014 - Published: 11/2/2013 - Harry P., Fleur D.
Harry Potter and Hogwarts U by zArkham reviews
What if Hogwarts had to wait to start till student's were 18 when their magical cores matured? With magicals going to the Saint Schools for primary/secondary, they have a big lead on the Muggleborn in everything but magic. Follow Harry as he leaves Stonewall behind to enter into Magic where the rules seems stacked against the Muggleborn/raised. AU with alternative sortings. Harry/?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 8 - Words: 50,796 - Reviews: 304 - Favs: 553 - Follows: 727 - Updated: 8/12/2014 - Published: 3/14/2014 - Harry P.
On Sorting by BiJane reviews
A quick piece from the mind of the Sorting Hat, and a much darker take on its role.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Supernatural/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,124 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/7/2014 - Sorting Hat - Complete
Lily's friends by rojekera reviews
Lily has smart friends other than the marauders, who decide to help Harry after his parents are murdered.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,748 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 12 - Published: 7/31/2014 - Harry P., OC - Complete
The Lost Seer by Screaming Fae reviews
Sybil Trelawney struggles to cope with the aftermath of the wizarding war. She is glad that the whole ordeal has come to an end - but she finds it a hindrance to deal with the fact that her most convincing prediction was ultimately wrong. Is she really the sham and the phony that so many people have made her out to be? DRABBLE written for the Female Characters challenge.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 265 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Published: 7/13/2014 - Sybill T. - Complete
King Who Lived by cap red reviews
Wrong Boy Who Lived. A ritual has revealed that Harry is the King of the Magical World. Yet, the world is split into factions, mysterious forces are at work and Harry must learn what it truly means to be a King before it is too late. In a world of magic, not everything is what it seems to be.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 25 - Words: 125,313 - Reviews: 1647 - Favs: 3,311 - Follows: 4,227 - Updated: 7/6/2014 - Published: 7/18/2008 - Harry P., Luna L.
The Disturbing Dreams of Delores Umbridge by Captain Compass reviews
What could possibly go wrong with Cornelius Fudge's brilliant plan during Harry Potter's fifth year? Does one dare to think about the happenings in the mind of a certain Senior Undersecretary? A series of slightly (im)possible scenes before Delores Umbridge first stood up in the Great Hall? What do her dreams foretell before she gets to the Welcoming Feast. Will be mostly crackfic.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 46,277 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 6/27/2014 - Published: 4/11/2014 - Dolores U. - Complete
A Bad Night to Be a Death Eater by lynxreader reviews
Voldemort's resurrection was not a joyous occasion for any of the attendants. ONESHOT.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,020 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/21/2014 - Lucius M. - Complete
Winter's edge by Mystelteyn reviews
When Fleur goes looking for her sister one wintry afternoon, she finds things that are more than they seem, especially in relation to one Harry James Potter. One-shot, no pairings, very AU.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,653 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 27 - Published: 6/11/2014 - Harry P., Gabrielle D., Fleur D. - Complete
Not the Smartest Witch by White Angel of Auralon reviews
Some investigations in the true performance of his classmates starts Harry on a different path. After all, he was really curious what reason his best female friend could have to try so hard to make people believe that she was the smartest witch. No pairings
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,314 - Reviews: 235 - Favs: 3,403 - Follows: 1,134 - Published: 6/8/2014 - Harry P. - Complete
Never His by sapphyreangel reviews
She had loved her best friend since she was fourteen years old and he never knew. But it never mattered because she was never his to begin with.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,049 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 23 - Published: 6/1/2014 - Hermione G. - Complete
Ned Stark Lives! Part 2 by cbstevp reviews
What would have happened in Westeros if Ned Stark had lived? The story continues, taking us to the Wall, Slaver's Bay, and of course the war between Stannis and the Lannisters. But winter has come, the Others are at the Wall, and the feared long night of myth is about to engulf Westeros and maybe even the whole world.
A song of Ice and Fire - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 50 - Words: 565,769 - Reviews: 909 - Favs: 1,089 - Follows: 566 - Updated: 5/31/2014 - Published: 2/1/2013 - Complete
To Protect Harry From Beyond the Grave by Madhatter1981 reviews
Lily, understanding that her and James could die at any minute set up a protection on Harry that reacts 'interestedly' when he finally arrives at Hogwarts. Dumbledore and Snape bashing, minor Weasley bashing.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,172 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 325 - Follows: 116 - Published: 5/30/2014 - Harry P., Lily Evans P., Severus S., Albus D. - Complete
Ice and Honor by DisobedienceWriter reviews
What if there were a little more magic in and among the Starks of Winterfell? This Ned Stark has to adjust to a different code of honor if he's going to save the lives of his family members.
Game of Thrones - Rated: M - English - Family/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 21,273 - Reviews: 132 - Favs: 1,604 - Follows: 570 - Published: 5/30/2014 - Eddard S., M. Luwin - Complete
Fate Is Such a Bitch by luckintheair04 reviews
They called her the Pansy Parkinson of Gryffindor. Honestly she wasn't that bad. They just didn't know her. All they did was look at her carefully made up face and her short skirt and stereotyped her as a dumb blonde. She wasn't that thick. A look at Lavender's side of the story and how she ends up with Harry Potter. Sensitive!Themes at first (depression, cutting, attempted rape)
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,957 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 99 - Updated: 5/17/2014 - Published: 1/3/2014 - [Harry P., Lavender B.] [Ron W., Hermione G.]
Dead Sirius by Rorschach's Blot reviews
It's a seriously bad idea to ignore a man's last request.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,350 - Reviews: 218 - Favs: 2,461 - Follows: 928 - Published: 5/11/2014 - N. Tonks, Sirius B. - Complete
Screw Them! by White Angel of Auralon reviews
Harry Potter had enough of the stupidity of the Wizarding World. If they all believed that he was a dark wizard, just because he could talk to snakes, screw them! He didn't need them. And who ever said that all prophecies did come true? (No horcruxes).
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,910 - Reviews: 666 - Favs: 7,882 - Follows: 2,670 - Published: 5/4/2014 - Harry P., Sirius B. - Complete
The Taste Of Your Magic by Annoy mouse reviews
[HIATUS!]Deliciously Dark. Evil too. Bellatrix finds baby Harry left with the muggles & discovers his unusual accidental magical trait, one that she finds... Very Appealing. She decides to keep and groom him to be their next Dark Lord, and enlists the aid of Narcissa. Harry/Bellatrix, quasi-harem for a reason but H/B/N overall. M for a reason. THESE CHARACTERS ARE EVIL
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 15 - Words: 50,674 - Reviews: 1267 - Favs: 4,321 - Follows: 4,524 - Updated: 5/1/2014 - Published: 8/26/2013 - [Bellatrix L., Harry P., Narcissa M.]
Wherein the Fascination with Veela is Discussed by Xanthous Xyster reviews
A man's in-depth examination into the appeal of a veela, both their sexual appeal and the appeal they offer to man's psychological desires and needs.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,210 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/28/2014 - Stan S. - Complete
Curiosity by hrududil reviews
"Why do they call you Duck?" Ted asked. Andromeda rolled her eyes. "We were innocent once, you know."
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,983 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/21/2014 - Bellatrix L., Narcissa M., Andromeda T.
Finite Incantatem by mmooch reviews
Harry's spell was a little stronger than he intended. Crackfic.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,206 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 39 - Published: 4/18/2014 - Harry P., Dolores U. - Complete
Rise of the Wizards by Teufel1987 reviews
Voldemort's attempt at possessing Harry had a different outcome when Harry fought back with the "Power He Knows Not". This set a change in motion that shall affect both Wizards and Muggles. AU after fifth year: Featuring a darkish and manipulative Harry
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 51 - Words: 479,930 - Reviews: 5180 - Favs: 11,391 - Follows: 7,467 - Updated: 4/4/2014 - Published: 8/20/2010 - Harry P. - Complete
Lady in Powder Blue by Stephen Ratliff reviews
Minister Fudge is about to take the last step to kick Albus Dumbledore out of the Wizengamot. He didn't count on the Lady in powder blue.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,426 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 1,003 - Follows: 353 - Published: 4/2/2014 - Complete
Gringotts Thwarted by JanieNine reviews
How did the Malfoy family make all their money? They arrive in the Harry Potter series already wealthy beyond the Weasley's wildest dreams. But what if they weren't always so rich? Here's a story of one man, Septimus Malfoy, who changed a family's future.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,977 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Published: 3/26/2014 - Complete
To Shape and Change by Blueowl reviews
AU. Time Travel. Snape goes back in time, holding the knowledge of what is to come if he fails. No longer holding a grudge, he seeks to shape Harry into the greatest wizard of all time, starting on the day Hagrid took Harry to Diagon Alley. No Horcruxes.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 34 - Words: 232,332 - Reviews: 10800 - Favs: 29,123 - Follows: 16,311 - Updated: 3/16/2014 - Published: 10/20/2010 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Dobby's Return by Hahukum Konn reviews
Dobby the house-elf has been granted his chance to help Harry Potter after dying at the hands of Bellatrix Lestrange, by going back to the summer of 1992.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 25 - Words: 50,558 - Reviews: 598 - Favs: 1,491 - Follows: 1,809 - Updated: 3/3/2014 - Published: 8/18/2010 - Dobby
Green-Eyed Monster by jennybenny2845 reviews
There is a fine line between being friendly and being flirty. Written for the HPFC Harry and Who Challenge Level Four.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,692 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 9 - Published: 2/28/2014 - Harry P., Ginny W., Narcissa M. - Complete
Fecundity by trollnexus reviews
Mrs Zabini loves her son, but he's always so busy with his barrister job. So what else can she do but get a pet? Blaise is unhappy about the newest member of the family, though.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,756 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Published: 2/25/2014 - Blaise Z., Mrs. Zabini - Complete
One Act of Kindness by JackPotr reviews
What if Harry met someone different in the Alley when he was eleven? What if it was someone who was looking for a friend as well and whose heart went out for a boy who appeared to be lost? Harry/Pansy.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 23,213 - Reviews: 234 - Favs: 1,422 - Follows: 632 - Updated: 2/21/2014 - Published: 2/19/2014 - Harry P., Pansy P. - Complete
Harry's First Words by Moony1972 reviews
What was life like for Harry before 1981? Every baby has their first words, what are Harry's? A small, lighthearted story following everyone's favourite Marauders and one Harry James Potter.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,711 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 203 - Follows: 79 - Published: 2/16/2014 - Complete
Adios by Nika91 reviews
Being forced to compete in the tournament was the last drop for Harry, and after realizing a tiny detail that the adults themselves overlooked, he had decided that it was time to leave, before he become the-boy-who-got-roasted-by-a-dragon
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,885 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 27 - Published: 2/14/2014 - Harry P. - Complete
Don't Ever Speak It by Lamia of the Dark reviews
Oneshot. Ted hates his daughter's name, but Andromeda is a stubborn witch.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,052 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/12/2014 - [Andromeda T., Ted T.] N. Tonks - Complete
Crack Investigator by Luan Mao reviews
The tale of the best investigator in magical history
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,961 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 454 - Follows: 177 - Updated: 2/8/2014 - Published: 12/5/2012 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
Feeling Free by TheLestrangeMistress reviews
Harry and Susan have an unlikely meeting and it leaves Harry feeling free.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,077 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 40 - Published: 2/8/2014 - Harry P., Susan B. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Weasley Exes by sheltie reviews
Hermione, Lavender, Penelope and Fleur all have something in common with each other. They all dated a Weasley. No couples in this one.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,125 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 342 - Follows: 161 - Published: 2/7/2014 - Fleur D., Harry P., Hermione G., Lavender B. - Complete
Bathilda by Gaerdir reviews
Bathilda Bagshot lived a long life. She was Britain's premier magical historian. But to her, that wasn't important. She always had another goal for her life. One-shot. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,712 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 8 - Published: 2/5/2014 - Bathilda B. - Complete
How Peeves Saved The Wizarding World by Manchester reviews
Yes, however impossible it might seem, that malicious poltergeist actually did something once in his entire ghostly unlife to very much benefit the wizards and witches of Britain.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,728 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 26 - Published: 1/29/2014 - Peeves - Complete
So, Why a Train? by Lucillia reviews
Though it may not seem like it, the creation of the Hogwarts Express was actually a rather logical solution to a very real problem.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 564 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 382 - Follows: 112 - Published: 1/27/2014 - A. Dippet, C. Binns, Phineas Nigellus - Complete
Bath and Bed by tommigoesfroging reviews
Sometimes after a long days work all you need is some TLC. Harry and Ginny Lemon
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,513 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 21 - Published: 1/26/2014 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
The Barber of Hogwarts by Madhatter1981 reviews
Does Hogwarts have barbering facilities? Some of the students might wish it not to be so after their first trim from this barber.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Sweeney Todd - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,819 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 12 - Published: 1/18/2014 - Complete
Wizard Fishing by Grace157 reviews
Professor Lupin decides to catch a Grindylow for his class. Unfortunately for him the Grindylow has other ideas...
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,467 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Published: 1/18/2014 - Remus L. - Complete
Playmate by Yunaine reviews
Gabrielle Delacour makes a spontaneous decision that changes her entire life. Unfortunately, the consequences are permanent. - Set during and after fourth year
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,683 - Reviews: 358 - Favs: 1,848 - Follows: 705 - Published: 1/16/2014 - Gabrielle D. - Complete
Death's Master by ChildOfBalance reviews
Harry knew he was different. He held the power to call Death to his side in an instant since he was very little. One-shot! Told from other people's point of view! Year One to Seven! No pairings!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,822 - Reviews: 127 - Favs: 2,435 - Follows: 768 - Published: 1/13/2014 - Harry P., Severus S., Albus D. - Complete
Her Goodbye by Disappearing Boy reviews
Harry and Fleur get together the night before they leave Hogwarts in GoF. Rated M for sex.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,077 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 247 - Follows: 107 - Published: 1/12/2014 - Harry P., Fleur D. - Complete
Dinner with the Dursleys by TheBookFish reviews
A brief insight into the lives of the Masons. One shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,700 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/10/2014 - Petunia D., Vernon D. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Story Breakers by butalearner reviews
Harry Potter and the rest of the Ministry Six use every tool at their disposal in the war against Voldemort..often in ways that nobody ever imagined. Rated M for gratuitous and completely unnecessary sexual situations and adult language.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 13,177 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 200 - Follows: 284 - Updated: 1/9/2014 - Published: 6/6/2013 - Harry P.
Irrelevance by Mark Geoffrey Norrish reviews
Voldemort's portrait is hung in Hogwarts after his defeat. Eternity is a very, very, very long time.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,517 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 15 - Published: 1/7/2014 - Voldemort - Complete
Souls Come In All Shapes And Packages by maggalina reviews
Are portraits really alive? The Department of Mysteries is going to find out.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,418 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 1/5/2014 - Complete
Simple Words by JackPotr reviews
Just a little one shot I've been playing with. A short story of how simple words spoken came change your life. No pairing.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,843 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 1,019 - Follows: 345 - Updated: 1/4/2014 - Published: 1/3/2014 - Complete
Sally-Anne's lost story by Totally Kowalski reviews
Let us dive into the letters swapped between concerned parent and headmaster to determine what happened to an average Hogwarts student who was sorted before Harry Potter, but failed to show up for OWL exams.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,045 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/2/2014 - Sally-Anne P. - Complete
Icarus by percychased reviews
It had been ages since she'd had these nightmares, and all of a sudden… they just came back. Like a tsunami, quickly and violently it swept her away. Miles away, he's having nightmares too, for reasons unfathomable to them both. Will these nightmares draw them together? Harry/Gabrielle, one-shot. For Sophy through GGE.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,365 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 26 - Published: 1/1/2014 - [Harry P., Gabrielle D.] Hermione G., Fleur D. - Complete
Wish Magic: a Christmas Story by fragonknight01 reviews
Dudley causes Harry to have a bout of accidentalmagic at the Christmas presentation.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,023 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 29 - Published: 12/31/2013 - Harry P., Bellatrix L. - Complete
Why Horcruxes are a bad idea by The Lone Dark Jedi reviews
My thoughts on how Harry could have dealt with the Horcrux in his scar.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,897 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 165 - Follows: 68 - Published: 12/23/2013 - Harry P., Sirius B. - Complete
The Fat Lady by Belldere reviews
Godric finds a clever way to keep Salazar out of his Common Room. This, unfortunately, leads to some unforeseen schoolwide animosity... for thousands of years... whoops.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 603 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 14 - Published: 12/21/2013 - Salazar S., Godric G., The Fat Lady - Complete
A True Heir to Gryffindor by ToastyTamLin reviews
Harry asks himself simple question - why did Gryffindor own a sword? This is the result.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,181 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 53 - Published: 12/19/2013 - Harry P. - Complete
Mrs Harry Potter by natalieprevitt reviews
The wizarding world has always speculated and gossiped about who Harry Potter would marry. Only one person understood his choice. HP/PP Oneshot. Possibly OOC. Non-epilogue compliant. 1350 words.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,411 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 21 - Published: 12/14/2013 - Harry P., Pansy P. - Complete
The Clueless Groom by Scott the Wanderer reviews
The Groom really had no clue he was supposed to be in the wedding
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,079 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 506 - Follows: 182 - Published: 12/13/2013 - Harry P., Fleur D. - Complete
Painted Journey by Pounce the Cat reviews
Harry goes on a journey inside the paintings. See what happens. Disclaimer: I don't own Harry Potter
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,905 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/10/2013 - Harry P. - Complete
Sips of Perfection by AlwaysPadfoot reviews
The three times Horace Slughorn took liquid luck he had three perfect days. Horace/Felix Felicis
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,248 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Published: 12/7/2013 - Horace S. - Complete
Another Chance by durararaaa reviews
At some point of our lives we look back and wonder; 'What if I had done something differently back then? How much better would my life have been' That's all we can do at this point right? Sometimes though...sometimes we get a second chance to accomplish that one thing we always wanted to. If we don't recognize those moments, we don't deserve happiness anyway.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,283 - Reviews: 145 - Favs: 1,408 - Follows: 513 - Published: 12/2/2013 - Harry P., Fleur D. - Complete
His Boy by The-Shy-Quiet-One reviews
Peter Pettigrew has been captured and Sirius Black has been cleared of all charges. Now he is determined to raise his godson as his dead best friends wanted. Little Potter characters and humor ensues.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 50 - Words: 251,437 - Reviews: 2401 - Favs: 3,142 - Follows: 1,975 - Updated: 11/30/2013 - Published: 3/8/2011 - Harry P., Sirius B. - Complete
Not a Crapalogue by jade-fae reviews
In honor of November, a new Epilogue each day that does not suck like the one in the book.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 32 - Words: 87,803 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 11/30/2013 - Published: 10/30/2013 - Complete
Death's Pride by Paladeus reviews
Harry dies, again, and his Death Angel is NOT happy. Sent back for the last time with his memories intact, he tries to do it right. And his Death Angel won't leave him or his soul mates alone. Challenge by Reptilia28; H/Hr/L Nev/Sus B/Han A
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 28 - Words: 630,526 - Reviews: 3768 - Favs: 7,928 - Follows: 8,182 - Updated: 11/27/2013 - Published: 6/13/2008 - Harry P., Hermione G., Luna L.
Over My Dead Body by ladylaughalot reviews
James and Lily refuse to allow their friends to be targeted for a secret which they know cannot be kept. A different take on "the power he knows not". A short little what if I wrote in which I attempted to put myself in the shoes of Lily and James Potter when Dumbledore tells them that their son has been targeted. One-shot, complete. Small return to the fandom :)
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,396 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 29 - Published: 11/21/2013 - James P., Lily Evans P., Albus D. - Complete
Dead So now what? by Mu-Nition reviews
Severus Snape is now dead. Unfortunately, his greeting party at the afterlife leaves something to be desired. All things considered, he doesn't think he should be nice about it. One-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,168 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/20/2013 - Severus S. - Complete
Sisterly love by Mark Geoffrey Norrish reviews
The Patil twins spend a "pleasant" day out shopping with their mother. Dialogue.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,107 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/19/2013 - Parvati P., Padma P.
The Guilty Memory by Colin Creevey reviews
Slughorn always felt guilty, always felt horrible at what damage he may have caused the day he gave young Tim Riddle the information he needed. But what made him muddle his own memory? One day, he decides to take Voldemort in his own hands. He decides that the only way to undo the mistake he made is to delete the mistake he made. Slughorn vs. Voldemort.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,929 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/18/2013 - Voldemort, Horace S. - Complete
The Affair by Razial reviews
Harry and Fleur can't stay away from one another as lust and love always draw them in, but they know it is only a matter of time before their affair becomes public knowledge and chaos will follow.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 26,400 - Reviews: 142 - Favs: 675 - Follows: 737 - Updated: 11/13/2013 - Published: 4/10/2012 - Harry P., Fleur D.
Three Word Reply by Lucillia reviews
Harry notices a slight oddity when it comes to previous Death Eater targets and learns why that is.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 125 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 476 - Follows: 136 - Published: 11/8/2013 - Harry P., Ron W., Hermione G., Albus D. - Complete
Silk and Blue Eyes by LJlashlarue reviews
Written for HP Wankfest 2011. Cho Chang can take care of her own needs just fine, thank you very much, mystery observer... Warnings - masturbation. voyeurism.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,549 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 8 - Published: 10/31/2013 - Cho C., Luna L. - Complete
Prince of Slytherin by Lord Cartwright reviews
This is the rewritten and revamped story, to be the best. in this story, Harry is in Slytherin, is more colder and a lot more similar to Lord Voldemort than ever before. Will he fight for the Light, The Dark or himself and his own side? Harry will be with other girls but will eventually end up with Daphne Greengrass and no it will not be a Harry/multi-wives/girlfriends story.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 69,898 - Reviews: 1173 - Favs: 3,757 - Follows: 3,921 - Updated: 10/30/2013 - Published: 7/15/2011 - Harry P., Susan B., Daphne G., Tracey D.
The Purple Plight by Tarpeia reviews
A wedding night gone terribly awry. The secrets of the Dolohov family. Dark.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Horror/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,870 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/28/2013 - Complete
Impossible (Not!) by HP Slash Luv reviews
An innocent conversation about Hedwig is the start of a beautiful relationship.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,854 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 735 - Follows: 262 - Published: 10/22/2013 - [Harry P., Fleur D.] Hedwig - Complete
The Many Plans of Albus Brian Wulfric Percival Dumbledore by Priya Ashok reviews
A glimpse into the mind and working of Albus Dumbeldore ... all for the Greater Good (as he understood the term) of the Wizarding World. Not necessarily for the good of Muggles, Muggleborns or even Wizards. Please read and review. Thank you.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,846 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 27 - Published: 10/22/2013 - Complete
Something About Elves by FlashFiction reviews
"Thank God for books." For some reason, it had never occurred to Irma Pince that Minerva McGonagall might worship at the same temple.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,735 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/21/2013 - Minerva M., I. Pince - Complete
Hufflepuff's Boggart Lesson by KomodoClassic reviews
Prisoner of Azkaban. Hufflepuff gets the boggart lesson. Lupin doesn't know what he's in for.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,254 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 19 - Published: 10/20/2013 - Remus L., Susan B., Hannah A. - Complete
Improper use of Magic Office by boekenworm reviews
What else does the Improper Use of Magic Office do? somehow i don't think this is really their function, but just imagine it.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 381 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/20/2013 - Bellatrix L., Mafalda Hopkirk - Complete
Kill the spare by rojekera reviews
How a life debt caused Harry to live a long and happy life, and never meet Umbridge.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,070 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 214 - Follows: 76 - Published: 10/19/2013 - Harry P., Fleur D. - Complete
You have a smart owl there, Harry by rojekera reviews
How Hedwig made a difference to Harry's fourth year.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,673 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 55 - Published: 10/13/2013 - [Harry P., Hedwig] - Complete
Insane Asylum Escapees by RuneWitchSakura reviews
This is a series of oneshots that involve Harry believing that everyone in the 'magical' world is insane. Starts with Dumbledore, Snape, and McGonagall getting Harry, instead of Hagrid, and goes in random order from there. Involves much sarcasm from Harry. Feel free to adopt.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 10,203 - Reviews: 1505 - Favs: 4,404 - Follows: 3,330 - Updated: 10/11/2013 - Published: 5/12/2007 - Harry P.
Marriage Woes by RuneWitchSakura reviews
Oneshot. Dumbledore tells Harry that he either has to marry Ginny, or Voldemort, or he's going to die.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,301 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 935 - Follows: 342 - Published: 10/10/2013 - Harry P., Voldemort, Albus D., N. Tonks - Complete
Draco's Mate by Lucillia reviews
Draco's Veela heritage kicks in, and it all goes downhill from there.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 222 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 48 - Published: 10/1/2013 - Draco M., Lucius M. - Complete
Poppy Pomfrey and The Boy Who Gets Injured by Incontentable reviews
Madam Pomfrey has had it up to here with Harry Bloody Potter landing himself in the Hospital Wing, and after his latest injury she finally may have found a way to keep him safe! Enjoy :)
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,412 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 27 - Published: 9/28/2013 - Harry P., Poppy P. - Complete
Apparition Accident by rojekera reviews
I am not JKR. How Harry was happy that he had an accident
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 198 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 10 - Published: 9/24/2013 - Complete
19th September by sprinter1988 reviews
It's Hermione's Birthday. See how she celebrates it. One shot, NOT FOR RON FANS!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,307 - Reviews: 127 - Favs: 890 - Follows: 283 - Published: 9/19/2013 - Hermione G., Harry P. - Complete
Tormenting a Toad by ToastyTamLin reviews
It's Umbridge's first lesson with the fifth year Gryffindors, and she's surprised to learn that the Weasley twins have been running a book.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 652 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 22 - Published: 9/17/2013 - Harry P., Dolores U. - Complete
Women's Work by Memories-of-the-Shadows reviews
With house elves doing the housework, but many women still housewives, what is it that they do all day?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 953 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/16/2013 - Harry P., Ron W., Andromeda T. - Complete
Hell's Potions Class by StarshipRangerBoyWonder reviews
Professor Snape is out sick, so who will watch his classroom? Professor Gordon Ramsay, of course!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,158 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 24 - Published: 9/15/2013 - Harry P., Ron W., Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
The Tale of Helen Potter by The Great Dodecahedron reviews
AU oneshot. An infant Harry Potter is claimed by an interesting relative. Can you figure out who she is?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,415 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 8 - Published: 9/1/2013 - Harry P. - Complete
The Real Boy Who Lived by kb0 reviews
If Sirius and James were peers (and the Malfoys too), shouldn't we assume their families were set up somewhat similarly? (I don't mean beliefs.) A oneshot with J/L.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,564 - Reviews: 133 - Favs: 456 - Follows: 149 - Published: 8/30/2013 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Colours by Sheankelor reviews
So, what if Severus learned a bit about the colour theory? About how different colours affected people, what those colours told about people? And then walked into Hogwarts with that knowledge colouring his perception? This is just a run of short segmented scenes with no real plot - it just focuses on the above idea and keeps Severus alive in the end. EWE. Written for SuNoYo.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,634 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 7 - Published: 8/29/2013 - Severus S. - Complete
midnight snack by colormonk reviews
Harry wakes up during the night the day before the wedding and decides to go down to grab a drink but on his way he spots an erotic sight. (Ages are by film not by book this time!)
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,485 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 350 - Follows: 164 - Published: 8/27/2013 - Harry P., Gabrielle D. - Complete
Harry's Veela by colormonk reviews
Harry goes home early to surprise his wife to find her in bed with Malfoy what will he do. (Past Harry/Ginny)
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 14,054 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 941 - Follows: 452 - Updated: 8/14/2013 - Published: 8/8/2013 - Harry P., Gabrielle D. - Complete
Half Alive Half Dead by MK-ONE reviews
Oh what the hell... I was feeling a little quirky one night and started to write a dark humor Harry fic.Harry has an accident and decides to do things his way. Maybe not a nice way, but expedient and at times...funny. MK-ONE
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 57,490 - Reviews: 231 - Favs: 597 - Follows: 549 - Updated: 8/14/2013 - Published: 3/15/2012 - Harry P.
A Sight Best Left Unseen by Sheankelor reviews
An alarm sounded and Albus ran to the rescue. Severus was grateful, but had a few questions before Poppy arrived. One was: " What happened to my clothes?" Not slash; Takes place any time between the wars. Rated "T" due to the state of dress. Unlikely Friends Universe
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,635 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/28/2013 - Severus S., Albus D. - Complete
Knowledge is Useful, But Power is Power by DisobedienceWriter reviews
Harry and Hermione are gifted a handwritten book at the beginning of Fourth Year. A book that reveals horrible truths about the world they live in. Prepare for a tougher Harry and a battle focused on the Ministry.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 93,462 - Reviews: 1566 - Favs: 5,352 - Follows: 3,421 - Updated: 7/28/2013 - Published: 6/13/2012 - Complete
Twinkle, Twinkle by Zellarest reviews
Andromeda tells Teddy how the Blacks became to be known to be named after constellations. /No real warnings or pairings. Family!fic.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 768 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Published: 7/27/2013 - Andromeda T., Teddy L. - Complete
Fudge the Great by Debate4life reviews
What if Fudge wasn't incompetent? What if he truly means well? Change one man, and change the war. Change the war and change the world. Harry Potter wasn't the only one who could've been great, with only slightly different choices.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,474 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 23 - Published: 7/27/2013 - C. Fudge
An Anticlimactic End by Lord Talon McClaw reviews
For all the schemes, plots, and plans it all comes down to blood. The very essence both sides of the war are fighting over will hold the very key to Harry Potter's victory. ONE-SHOT.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,715 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/18/2013 - Harry P. - Complete
Godfather by PortiaBennet reviews
Contrary to popular belief, it was Lily Evans who chose Sirius as Godfather.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,971 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 13 - Published: 7/14/2013 - Sirius B., James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
HuffleHarry by Hedgi reviews
How would things be different if Harry had been sorted into Hufflepuff? Just a silly little thing, so far covering his first year.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,331 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 39 - Published: 7/14/2013 - Harry P., Susan B., Hannah A., Justin F.
Dobby Testifies by Wogglebug Love Productions reviews
How it may have been if Fudge had agreed to allow Dumbledore to summon Dobby to give testimony during Harry's hearing.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 977 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 17 - Published: 7/11/2013 - Harry P., Albus D., Dobby, C. Fudge - Complete
Merci by R3aper reviews
One-shot. During the Second Task, Harry's hero complex ends with him performing another heroic act. Check out my story, "Flurry of Life" for an updated version.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 760 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 25 - Published: 7/10/2013 - Harry P., Fleur D. - Complete
A Dance by R3aper reviews
One-shot. On the night of the Yule Ball, Harry sneaks away from the ball. When he does, he meets someone else who decided to leave. Check out my story, "Flurry of Life" for an updated version.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 932 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 53 - Published: 7/9/2013 - Harry P., Fleur D. - Complete
Escapologist Harry by Racke reviews
Harry runs away at age four. After bringing him back, Dumbledore's attempts to keep him at Privet Drive gets progressively more ridiculously extreme with each of his escapes. Animagus!Harry, Crack
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,884 - Reviews: 743 - Favs: 9,371 - Follows: 2,957 - Published: 7/8/2013 - Harry P. - Complete
New Year's Eve by R3aper reviews
One-Shot. Slight AU. Harry is in Paris when he meets a familiar face. Check out my story, "Flurry of Life" for an updated version.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 819 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 22 - Published: 7/4/2013 - Harry P., Fleur D. - Complete
Daddy's Manicure by They-Want-Me-To-Tap-Dance reviews
When the famous Harry Potter, Head of Auror Office, comes into work with colorfully painted fingernails, many questions arise amongst members of the Auror Office. Far from shame, Harry explains in a matter-of-fact tone the things he lets his children do to him for the sake of playtime. Rated T just in case.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 866 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 15 - Published: 7/4/2013 - Harry P., Lily Luna P., Teddy L. - Complete
Triwizard Muddle by Rumour of an Alchemist reviews
One-shot. Alternate universe. Humour. Voldemort's agent at Hogwarts was far more successful in confusing the Goblet of Fire than he had intended. Glimpses of the Triwizard Tournament between the moment Harry Potter's name is announced as the Champion for Durmstrang and the end of the first task.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,520 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 204 - Follows: 80 - Published: 7/3/2013 - Harry P., Fleur D., Viktor K., Cedric D. - Complete
Sounds of the Cursed by R3aper reviews
Contrary to the title, this story is not dark at all. One-Shot, 4th year. A short story of a champion and his conversation with a sound. Check out my story, "Flurry of Life" for an updated version.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 540 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/3/2013 - Harry P., Fleur D. - Complete
Dobby gets Winky a job by Invisible Phoenix reviews
The Quidditch League Fanfiction Competition Round 1 Dobby sends a letter to Dumbledore to try and find Winky a job
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,538 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/2/2013 - Dobby, Winky - Complete
Remembering Her by shelivesfree reviews
Susan Bones reflects on the death of her Aunt, Amelia during the summer holidays before her sixth year at Hogwarts. Written for the HPFC Snakes and Ladders Challenge.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,059 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Published: 6/26/2013 - Susan B. - Complete
Caught in the Lion's Den by Tehnuki reviews
Pansy is caught sneaking from the boys' dorm in Gryffindor Tower early one morning after spending the night with Harry.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,230 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 6/26/2013 - Published: 5/16/2013 - Harry P., Pansy P. - Complete
A Cunning Slytherin by Rorschach's Blot reviews
Daphne Greengrass enacts a cunning plan to deal with her housemates' silly objections to her decision to date Harry Potter.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,356 - Reviews: 403 - Favs: 3,799 - Follows: 1,670 - Updated: 6/25/2013 - Published: 2/26/2013 - Daphne G., Harry P. - Complete
Just Harry by gunner brat reviews
A two shot of Harry's third and Luna's second year from my first HP one shot "Her mona lisa smile"
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,770 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 6/22/2013 - Published: 6/19/2013 - Harry P., Luna L., Dobby - Complete
Not a child by Cheeky-Chick1only reviews
Harry's argument against Mrs. Weasley's mollycoddling and he proves just how much he needs to know what is going on. Watch as this changes the course of history.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 24,387 - Reviews: 326 - Favs: 1,754 - Follows: 1,285 - Updated: 6/16/2013 - Published: 10/4/2011 - Harry P. - Complete
Vernonn vs Lucius by AmericanMuggleborn reviews
Vernon Dursley knows of Lucius Malfoy and hates him more than he hates Harry. They meet in front of St. Mungo on a Hot July night and get into a big fight. The story, originally intended as a one-shot, will continue with untold Harry Potter stories and end at the point where Flight to Durmstrang will begin. The untold stories, though not cannon are ment to agree with it.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 11 - Words: 33,678 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 6/13/2013 - Published: 10/24/2012 - Lucius M., Vernon D.
Hogwart's Rule Number 319 by Mister Jackkkk reviews
Hogwart's Rule Number 319: I will not attempt to confuse Crabbe and Goyle by calling them by each other's names.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 990 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/12/2013 - Draco M., Vincent C., Gregory G. - Complete
Ma Cherie by shelivesfree reviews
A collection of Bill and Fleur one-shots. From post-Hogwarts to the Next Generation.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 15 - Words: 19,658 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 83 - Updated: 6/7/2013 - Published: 6/18/2012 - Fleur D., Bill W.
Bella & Draco by jusique reviews
Bella calms Draco when he crys, and wakes everyone up
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 770 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/6/2013 - Bellatrix L., Draco M.
Her Mona Lisa Smile by gunner brat reviews
A very short one shot of an encounter that never happened between Luna Lovegood and Harry Potter in the third year.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 712 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/4/2013 - Luna L., Harry P. - Complete
Envy or Pity by rhead-a-holyc reviews
Fleur envys Harry through the Triwizard Tournament until she finds out the truth. Challenge fic. One shot. No pairings.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 658 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 21 - Published: 6/3/2013 - Harry P., Fleur D. - Complete
Harry's Eulogy by The Blind Dragon reviews
Harry says what's on his mind at Dumbledore's funeral. Some feathers might be ruffled as a result. Rated T for some minor language.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 989 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 19 - Published: 6/3/2013 - Harry P. - Complete
Accio by Yeziel Moore reviews
Sometimes the simplest answer is the best answer. Or in which Harry uses the Accio spell in a far more intelligent and less flashy way.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 821 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 8 - Published: 5/30/2013 - Complete
Continuity by trollnexus reviews
In his adult life, Mundungus Fletcher lived to chase after the next glimmer, but sometimes, he remembered an existence where the only glimmer he followed was the yellow stripes in his schoolboy tie. One-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,285 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Published: 5/28/2013 - Mundungus F. - Complete
On An Island In The Sun by Rorschach's Blot reviews
You don't like the way this country operates? You think its bureaucrats corrupt, its politicians moronic, its people apathetic sheep? Fine! Go make your own!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 32,584 - Reviews: 472 - Favs: 4,822 - Follows: 1,886 - Updated: 5/28/2013 - Published: 5/9/2013 - Complete
Flamel's Revenge by Linkisis reviews
Flamel never actually died, just went into hiding. Upon hearing of Dumblerdore's death, rushes to take his revenge. First fic, one-shot, rated K for some violence.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,519 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 7 - Published: 5/28/2013 - Voldemort, Nicolas F. - Complete
Sinister Relations by Snowie2 reviews
An objection is raised to Albus Dumbledore's placement of Harry Potter in a Muggle household. The Wizengamot makes a startling decision that will change the course of history...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 35,702 - Reviews: 422 - Favs: 1,153 - Follows: 1,755 - Updated: 5/27/2013 - Published: 8/4/2005 - Harry P.
An Old Friend by FromTheCouncilOfTimeWizards reviews
An idea I had after reading the Book Thief. Death saw Harry many times over his life, but hasn't taken him yet. Harry's life, Death's POV.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Book Thief - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,040 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 19 - Published: 5/26/2013 - Harry P., Death - Complete
The real reason by Double rainbow power123 reviews
Here the real reason why Harry ask Luna out for the slughorn Christmas party Oneshot
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 525 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/25/2013 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
Remedial Lessons by SymphonySamurai reviews
AU OotP. What if Hermione had taken a more proactive stance against Harry's treatment by Snape and Umbridge? How far is too far to go to protect someone you love? Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,661 - Reviews: 225 - Favs: 1,654 - Follows: 507 - Updated: 5/23/2013 - Published: 1/7/2013 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Go Tell Everybody by Madhatter1981 reviews
Hermione's death leads Harry onto a new path on his life that greatly improves it. Weasley bashing.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,302 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 219 - Follows: 67 - Published: 5/21/2013 - Harry P., Ron W., Hermione G., Ginny W. - Complete
Itsme's Bag of Holding by Itsme66 reviews
Ditties, half-baked stories and questionable ideas. Unbeta'd and devoid of polish.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 14,927 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 149 - Follows: 151 - Updated: 5/20/2013 - Published: 10/1/2011 - Harry P.
Harry Potter and the Case of the Missing Glasses by humanitys-strongest-penguin reviews
Harry loses his glasses. That is about it really. Just something that I wrote for a friend at around 1 am one day.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 589 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/10/2013 - Harry P. - Complete
Sirius' brilliant idea by makeshiftcraftsman reviews
When Harry goes to face Voldemort for the final time Sirius suggests an alternate plan.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,457 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/7/2013 - Complete
Normal by Romantic Silence reviews
After a party, Harry and Hermione discusses the direction their lives are going in.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,174 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 202 - Follows: 105 - Published: 5/6/2013 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
What Happens In The Maze Stays In The Maze by Jacob14 reviews
One-shot Harry/Fleur. All Harry ever wanted was to be happy, when it got to the final task he stumbled upon a blonde-haired, blue-eyed veela. The two discovered something in the maze, they found each other. A/N: sucky summary but read the story
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,163 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 194 - Follows: 99 - Published: 4/29/2013 - Harry P., Fleur D. - Complete
The little shit by NotxMyxDivision reviews
Based on a post of Tumblr. Fred arrives in heaven and finds out Prongs is Harry's father.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,323 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 13 - Published: 4/24/2013 - Remus L., James P., N. Tonks, Fred W. - Complete
The Billow Effect 1 - The Effect Designed by Sheankelor reviews
Just how did Snape's trademark billow get its start? This story was a plot bunny gift from Slytherin66, so it is dedicated to him.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 583 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 14 - Published: 4/6/2013 - Severus S. - Complete
La Belle Marionnette Française by PansexualSnuffles reviews
Title means 'The Beautiful French Puppet.' "The marionette follows the movements of her puppet master, never to question, never to doubt; only to go along." Fleur throughout her life, trying to figure out what she really wanted all along, discovering things she didn't know about herself. A hint of Bill too.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,598 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Published: 4/2/2013 - Fleur D., Bill W. - Complete
I'm Done by teedub reviews
Harry is fed up with all the betrayals and this is his response to the Wizarding World of Britain. A short one-shot. (Be kind, this is my very first piece of writing...ever)
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,397 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 163 - Follows: 57 - Published: 3/26/2013 - Harry P. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Connection Reversed by hermyd reviews
"Clear your mind!" wasn't actually the best advice. Harry is fed up and takes things into his own hands and discovers a way to end the war on his own terms. No one was expecting this of the Gryffindor Golden Boy.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,495 - Reviews: 570 - Favs: 9,563 - Follows: 2,995 - Published: 3/24/2013 - [Harry P., Daphne G.] - Complete
In Which Sirius Can't Tell a Story to Save His Life by SilverWolf7007 reviews
Remus orders Sirius to tell Harry a bedtime story. Harry, however, is fifteen and would really rather just go to sleep. Oh, and Sirius's story sucks.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,337 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 811 - Follows: 214 - Published: 3/20/2013 - Harry P., Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
Betrayal by butalearner reviews
Winner of the DLP February 2013 Apocalyptic/Dystopian Fiction Contest! Attempting to hold the trio together, Hermione grabs Ron just before he Apparates, accidentally abandoning Harry on the Horcrux hunt. Four years later, Harry is a changed man.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 21,128 - Reviews: 384 - Favs: 2,641 - Follows: 1,252 - Updated: 3/19/2013 - Published: 3/12/2013 - Harry P., Daphne G. - Complete
Unfortunately Unbreakable by Luan Mao reviews
Unbreakably bound to someone you can't stand? How unfortunate.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 19,933 - Reviews: 214 - Favs: 882 - Follows: 451 - Updated: 3/16/2013 - Published: 3/6/2013 - Harry P., Pansy P. - Complete
Bloody Vengeance by ToastyTamLin reviews
Faced with Umbridge's tortures, Harry decides to take matters into his own hands.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 971 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 23 - Published: 3/10/2013 - Harry P. - Complete
Giglie by ConstantlyContradictory reviews
Tonks bets Remus she that she won't pinch Lily Potter's absolutely adorable cheeks... but... it's just... so... tempting...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 938 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/9/2013 - N. Tonks, Harry P. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Unlocked Knowledge by kmfrank reviews
When Harry returns home to Privet Drive after the fiasco at the Department of Mysteries, he finds that Voldemort's possession released the Horcrux inside of him. In addition to the companionship of "Tom", Harry has his knowledge, and must learn to use it
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 168,125 - Reviews: 1428 - Favs: 4,566 - Follows: 4,960 - Updated: 2/20/2013 - Published: 1/10/2008
Reductos on Three by Lily meet Ginny reviews
As Harry and Cedric stood in front of the cup, little did they know that one different spell could change everything. Set during the Third Task. One-shot
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,722 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 229 - Follows: 73 - Published: 2/6/2013 - Harry P., Cedric D. - Complete
Grave Robbery by Belldere reviews
There's nothing like a little grave robbery to make you realise that your best friend is possibly the worst person on the planet... and that you're probably as mad as he is for going along with it.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,033 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/3/2013 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Nightmare by iLuvJohnny reviews
A short, fluffy Lucissa. Narcissa has a nightmare, and wants her husband.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,204 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 16 - Published: 1/31/2013 - Narcissa M., Lucius M. - Complete
Worthy of a Marauder by elisa-didlittle reviews
Harry's in the Tri-Wizard Tournament. Ron betrayed him. Ron must pay. Harry gets his revenge and learns what it means "to be a Marauder". One-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,790 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 175 - Follows: 57 - Published: 1/27/2013 - Complete
The Sorting Hat's Rude Song by ThisAintGonnaWork reviews
It started out as a normal Sorting, just like any other year. But then the Sorting Hat got offensive.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,710 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 28 - Published: 1/24/2013 - Sorting Hat, Albus D. - Complete
Common Vice by anexistence reviews
She didn't respond right away, instead taking a long drag from her cigarette and blowing a few smoke rings, "I was bored." James nodded reaching for that last cigarette of his. As he held it between his lips he could hear her chuckle, "Aren't you glad I didn't take your last cigarette?"
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,871 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/20/2013 - [James P., Lily Evans P.] Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
Humbug by the real snape reviews
In which Professor Snapes muses on Christmas, gives his views on Dickens's masterpiece, and wants to deliver a Christmas gift. But the collective inmates of Hogwarts Castle are worse, far worse, than any Dickensian Ghost.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,823 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 1/20/2013 - Published: 1/13/2013 - Severus S., F. Flitwick
a Letter long forgotten by witchinhiding reviews
Bill and Fleur clean out their attic and Fleur comes across an interesting letter...
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 972 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/19/2013 - Bill W., Fleur D. - Complete
The Accidental Bond by kb0 reviews
Harry finds that his "saving people thing" is a power of its own, capable of bonding single witches to him if their life is in mortal danger, with unusual results. H/multi
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 33 - Words: 415,017 - Reviews: 4633 - Favs: 9,730 - Follows: 6,759 - Updated: 1/16/2013 - Published: 12/23/2009 - Harry P. - Complete
The Flower Shop by sangkar reviews
Marietta Edgecombe doesn't take it well when the woman who ruined her life walks into her flower shop. :: dedicated to Floatfoot
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,075 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/14/2013 - Marietta E. - Complete
Tenebrosus est Marcus by Kimmimaru reviews
When the Dark Mark burns one must do whatever one can to protect ones family. Short Drabble from Lucius Malfoy POV. Rated T for allusions to sexual activity.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 844 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/13/2013 - Lucius M., Narcissa M. - Complete
A Dungbomb Detour by The Little House Scribe reviews
Hated and shunned, a young woman betrayed and betrayer finds a long lost treasure, just what she needs to get back the respect and admiration she so craves.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 403 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Published: 1/11/2013 - Marietta E. - Complete
St Mungo's Fiascos by Belldere reviews
When James is injured in a fight with Death Eaters Sirius is left scrambling for a way to see his best friend despite the strict 'family only' rule. Not surprisingly Sirius' genius plan leaves both boys trying to cover themselves when an expecting Lily is brought in to St Mungos.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 643 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/7/2013 - Sirius B., James P. - Complete
A Crime Fitting the Punishment or Dumbledore's Monster by Diresquirrel reviews
Albus Dumbledore gets an unexpected visitor in his office one late summer night. The Headmaster finds himself talking to a monster he never knew could arise from his actions. Darkish.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,081 - Reviews: 382 - Favs: 3,595 - Follows: 1,067 - Published: 12/30/2012 - Albus D. - Complete
Allure Immune Harry by Racke reviews
Harry had no idea why the boys in the Great Hall drooled over themselves as the students from Beuxbatons made their entrance, but he knew better than to let an opportunity slip. He hurriedly stole Ron's sandwich. It tasted gloriously.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,628 - Reviews: 801 - Favs: 12,951 - Follows: 4,074 - Published: 12/29/2012 - Harry P., Fleur D. - Complete
A Lesson In History by Cisselah reviews
Sometimes Harry wished they would have put his portrait somewhere else - anywhere else - than in professor Binns classroom.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,028 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 7 - Published: 12/27/2012 - Harry P. - Complete
Tournament Woes by Bobmin356 reviews
Another repost. This was our first attempt to take the tournament in a new direction.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,807 - Reviews: 159 - Favs: 1,542 - Follows: 464 - Published: 12/26/2012 - Aberforth D., Albus D. - Complete
The Boy who wasn't by Bobmin356 reviews
Our take on the semi-classic Wrong Boy Who Lived Genre. Just a short story for you to enjoy.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,642 - Reviews: 185 - Favs: 1,741 - Follows: 543 - Published: 12/26/2012 - Harry P., Albus D. - Complete
Harry Potter or Harry Lestrange? by WinchesterGrl09 reviews
Bellatrix, Rodolphus and Rabastan Lestrange were with Voldemort when he attacked the Potter's. In a split second descion, they take Harry with them and aren't seen for 15 years. When he does return he turns everything upside down. GreyHarry.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 13 - Words: 49,763 - Reviews: 612 - Favs: 1,444 - Follows: 1,655 - Updated: 12/24/2012 - Published: 12/1/2007 - Harry P., Bellatrix L.
The Great Stone Dragon by Belldere reviews
To Godric, passwords are boring and too difficult to remember; unfortunately Rowena and Helga don't approve of the creative and daring method he'd devised to get into the Gryffindor Common Room. There's only one person who can talk Godric into doing what he's told, but talking isn't really on the agenda for Salazar.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 379 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/15/2012 - Complete
No Questions Asked by Belldere reviews
Harry has absolutely no idea how much his roommates do for him and this suits them just fine.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 222 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 7 - Published: 12/13/2012 - Complete
A Debt by DaWiz reviews
Harry saved her sister in the second task of triwzard tournament and now she has debt to pay him. An entirely new plot. Ch9 edited with some changes please read A/N inside.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 27,089 - Reviews: 355 - Favs: 1,213 - Follows: 1,433 - Updated: 12/12/2012 - Published: 9/3/2011 - Harry P., Fleur D.
Hero by PsychAnalyst reviews
"He was tired - tired of everything, of being him, of living. Too bad nobody saw that he too needed a hero." Character death and a lot of angst.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,555 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 19 - Published: 12/12/2012 - Harry P. - Complete
Families and Familiars by Sherza reviews
Hogwarts is alive. Familiars are more than mere pets, and Harry Potter has a destiny far greater than he knows. Enemies of the Heir, beware, for under his guidance a new future will be forged, either for good or for ill.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 25 - Words: 138,835 - Reviews: 933 - Favs: 4,323 - Follows: 2,756 - Updated: 12/8/2012 - Published: 11/9/2011 - Harry P., Hedwig - Complete
Doggy Style by Accidental Child reviews
The sequel to 'Can Cats' Harry confronts his godfather during the Christmas holidays. Sirius never knew what hit him. One-Shot. Rated due to slight mature content. Dedicated to 'S-Wanderer999' and 'AKToad'.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 584 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/5/2012 - Harry P., Sirius B. - Complete
The Leaving Feast by udderpd reviews
Harry makes a decision and when he tells Hermione Luna tags along.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,544 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 323 - Follows: 143 - Published: 11/28/2012 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Tell Me, Harry by shelivesfree reviews
Teddy Lupin is a naturally curious boy. But when he is given a photo album from Harry for his 4th birthday, his curiosity grows in leaps and bounds. Who? What? Where? When? Why? These are just some of the question he asks. Will Harry be able to answer them?
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 12 - Words: 17,566 - Reviews: 134 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 11/25/2012 - Published: 8/29/2012 - Teddy L., Harry P. - Complete
Black Heir by Hawk reviews
This is the Hawk-style version of the heavily overused Harry-gets-a-letter-from-dead-Sirius plotline and stuff happens due to this. Hopefully a good read in spite of this boring premise...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 79,306 - Reviews: 428 - Favs: 1,802 - Follows: 1,856 - Updated: 11/24/2012 - Published: 11/11/2012 - Harry P., Narcissa M.
Of Tension and Vengeance by R.K.Faye reviews
Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry has a motto: 'Never tickle a sleeping dragon'. But Gilderoy Lockhart ought to go by the motto 'Never provoke the Potions Master'- especially if that Potions Master is Severus Snape.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,278 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/15/2012 - Severus S., Gilderoy L. - Complete
Gullible is Written on the Ceiling by Crystal M. Key reviews
Harry, raised by Sirius, is put on the Hogwarts Express.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 777 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 265 - Follows: 65 - Published: 11/13/2012 - Harry P., Ron W. - Complete
Resolution by GreenGecko reviews
Sequel to Resonance and Revolution. Harry enters his second year as an Auror Apprentice. Snape's wedding looms, and Harry's odd new powers mature, creating mayhem, perilous temptations, and opportunities to gain real wisdom.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 83 - Words: 787,823 - Reviews: 3140 - Favs: 1,753 - Follows: 1,879 - Updated: 11/13/2012 - Published: 4/1/2007 - Harry P., Severus S.
Ned Stark Lives! by cbstevp reviews
What would have happened in Westeros if Ned Stark had lived? An alternate version of George R.R. Martin's Game of Thrones series of books.
A song of Ice and Fire - Rated: M - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 45 - Words: 418,016 - Reviews: 1060 - Favs: 1,968 - Follows: 935 - Updated: 11/10/2012 - Published: 5/25/2012 - Complete
Paranoia - Constant Vigilance by Cissa-Lycoris-Black reviews
This idea was given to me by Slytherin66. I hope I pulled off Mad-Eye to your satisfaction. One-Shot. A sort of sequel to 'Scare a Lunatic. Lose your Life.'
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,070 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/9/2012 - Alastor M., Lucius M. - Complete
Scare a Lunatic Lose your Life by Cissa-Lycoris-Black reviews
When you think about how deranged Bellatrix Lestrange really is...it wouldn't be wise of you to sneak into her room late at night unprepared.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,301 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/9/2012 - Bellatrix L., Narcissa M. - Complete
Dark Lord Rising by AndrewsQuill reviews
Forced to compete in the Triwizard Tournament against his will, Harry faces things which no fourteen year old wizard should. A loss of innocence, coupled with betrayal, causes Harry to either give up or change in order to meet the challenges ahead.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 39 - Words: 162,607 - Reviews: 2244 - Favs: 5,828 - Follows: 6,076 - Updated: 11/8/2012 - Published: 6/20/2008 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Logic by sprinter1988 reviews
One Shot! Harry asks Dumbledore a little question that has unexpected results!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,430 - Reviews: 289 - Favs: 1,903 - Follows: 638 - Published: 11/3/2012 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Consequences of His Foolishness by Mrs Bella Riddle reviews
Every action has a consequence and, at the young age of thirteen, that was made clear to Pollux Black. After, he knew he never should have accepted Irma Crabbe's offer.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,310 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Published: 10/31/2012 - Pollux B. - Complete
Out of Sorts by Rumour of an Alchemist reviews
It's 1st September 1971 and the deputy headmistress has broken a promise to the Sorting Hat, with consequences for the forthcoming sorting... 'Seed-point' of an AU. Warning! Canon characters mercilessly judged and sorted into non-canon houses. (Punctuation mistakes cleaned up, 9th March, 2014)
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,530 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 10/30/2012 - Published: 2/21/2012 - Sorting Hat - Complete
Gabrielle by mtbwriter reviews
The life of Gabrielle after the war - not cannon
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,018 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 9 - Published: 10/17/2012 - Harry P., Gabrielle D. - Complete
Files from the Department of Mysteries by The Next Man reviews
The Department of Mysteries is finally answering them. Read mostly uncensored files directly from the hands of Ministry Unspeakables, on all subjects and definitely not for all ages! Rated T for mildly disturbing content.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,333 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 10/7/2012 - Published: 9/12/2012 - Complete
The Dark Side of the Sun by expectopadfoot reviews
"Great! So I'll pick you up within an hour for the date. Yeah?" without waiting for an answer, he disapparated. There goes my chance of catching the 'Dark Auror', she thought bitterly. She was pretty sure Harry Potter just escaped through her fingers. OOC, Grey Harry.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,537 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 578 - Follows: 195 - Published: 10/6/2012 - Harry P., Tracey D. - Complete
I, Sorting Hat by Publicola reviews
What is life like for a sentient hat? A first-person look inside the leathery brim, as Hogwart's famous Sorting Hat tells his side of the Harry Potter years. TO BE REWRITTEN.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Tragedy - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,211 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 160 - Updated: 10/4/2012 - Published: 7/12/2012 - Harry P., Neville L., Fawkes, Sorting Hat
Choice by Romantic Silence reviews
It was never even a choice to begin with.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,344 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 279 - Follows: 77 - Published: 10/1/2012 - Hermione G., Harry P. - Complete
The Lost Summer by Belcris reviews
Harry won the war! So, why is he sitting all alone at Grimmauld Place while everyone else is off celebrating, or planning his life? Well, maybe it's time our hero took a little vacation and enjoyed the lost summer.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 25,006 - Reviews: 337 - Favs: 3,019 - Follows: 1,089 - Published: 9/24/2012 - Harry P. - Complete
Heir of Dracula by ZenoNoKyuubi reviews
In 1895, the last time he was defeated, Count Dracula made a prophecy. His legacy would live on in the boy of lightning... His four mistresses set out on a quest to find this boy, and finds him in the boy known as Harry Potter... Rated M for Gore later on. Vampire!Godlike!Harry
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Horror - Chapters: 10 - Words: 75,225 - Reviews: 1049 - Favs: 5,501 - Follows: 3,111 - Updated: 9/24/2012 - Published: 9/11/2012 - Harry P., Fleur D. - Complete
Lip Gloss by SpiritedWind reviews
Sirius Black kissed many girls but there was one girl in particular that he would never forget. Kissing her was blissful peace, a forbidden luxury. She tasted like pineapples. -Dedicated to pyr0technic-
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,503 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/23/2012 - Sirius B., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Ruminations on How to Be a Dark Lord by The Next Man reviews
I've been thinking about this, and I came to the conclusion that Voldemort was an idiot who didn't deserve to be in Slytherin. Okay, that might be a but harsh. But considering that he was the top student in Hogwarts, getting straight O's his entire time there, and that he was supposed to be more Slytherin than Salazar himself, he doesn't act very well as a Dark Lord.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,376 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/22/2012 - Complete
Daily Prophet Special Edition by DnG The Blind Guy reviews
Attempted murder, illegal potions, line theft, soul bonds, it's all there. Covered by Rita Skeeter.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,703 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 141 - Follows: 35 - Published: 9/22/2012 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Tales For The Barmy! by Super-Saiyan-3-Vegeta reviews
A small collection of short stories that never really went anywhere. Some may, but I'm really not sure right now. Rating will be M for Excessive language and mild suggestions. Formally 'One-Shots or Us'
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,844 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 9/20/2012 - Published: 8/14/2012 - Harry P.
Why Pureblood Wizards shouldn't go to the Olympics by Madhatter1981 reviews
Ron slips about the Wizarding world when his and Harry's family go to the 2012 Olymipics. Harry is called to account soon after. Mild Weasley bashing. Don't like don't read.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,933 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 33 - Published: 9/19/2012 - Harry P. - Complete
An Unexpected Change by BellasTrick reviews
A dark secret is revealed when Cygnus Black must tell his wife and daughters that he has lost his job. *FUNNY!*
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,361 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/17/2012 - Bellatrix L., Narcissa M., Cygnus B., Druella B. - Complete
Unforeseen Consequences by Rumour of an Alchemist reviews
Electrical devices and powerful magic don't really mix too well. Albus Dumbledore should have known better that night in November 1981 when he visited Privet Drive... One-shot. Alternate Universe. (Minor typing errors corrected 9th March, 2014)
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,660 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 14 - Published: 9/11/2012 - Albus D., Petunia D. - Complete
Rocked by Rumour of an Alchemist reviews
Alternate universe where a Harry Potter with no confidence or self-esteem arrives at Hogwarts in 1991. Highlights of some of the key moments of the autumn term of 1991. Characters and events which diverge from canon. Punctuation corrections, 2nd October, 2014.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,533 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 17 - Published: 9/5/2012 - Complete
Magically Binding Contracts and Oaths by DnG The Blind Guy reviews
A series of one shots that I came up with after reading Proud Mudblood's 'The Unusual Connection'
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 13,127 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 69 - Published: 9/5/2012 - Harry P.
The Toad vs The Devil by TellatrixForever reviews
What would happen if Ablus gave Umbridge to Voldemort to get her out of his hair? Crack Fic
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 798 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 8 - Published: 9/3/2012 - Voldemort, Dolores U. - Complete
Oh Blast! by Lily meet Ginny reviews
After an unannounced visit from the minister necessitates the hiding the Sword of Gryffindor, Severus must utilize even the most unpleasant of ideas in order to retrieve it once again- including confronting the sorting hat. Takes place during DH.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,534 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/31/2012 - Severus S., Albus D. - Complete
Chickens Are Coming Home To Roost by Corwalch reviews
This is another "how it might have gone" type story. What if after the event where Sirius betrayed Moony to Snape nearly getting Snape killed, the Maurders all swore an oath not to ever betray each other ever again and to protect their very unusual pack. What if that oath had been called due in the Shrieking Shack. What will Magic do to the traitor? Possible OOC
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,800 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 786 - Follows: 301 - Published: 8/30/2012 - Sirius B. - Complete
An Apple A Day by l0stinl0ve reviews
A Bill/Fleur story from the perspective of Victoire and her hatred of Apples.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,172 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/30/2012 - Fleur D., Bill W. - Complete
The Sorting Hat Conflict by TheSnitchOfLiars reviews
Gryffindor, I don't think so! Ravenclaw, Nuh uh. Slytherin, Nope. Hufflepuff perhaps, Not right for you I don't think. The sorting hat is always right. He knows exactly what sort of person you are. WARNING: Slight character bashing.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 532 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 8/30/2012 - Published: 8/28/2012
Letter to Hermione's Parents by elisa-didlittle reviews
4 months of Hogwarts and Harry's had enough. Now he just has to convince her parents
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,035 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 220 - Follows: 232 - Updated: 8/29/2012 - Published: 8/9/2012 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Voldy and the Grammar Nazi by Lily meet Ginny reviews
Harry strikes back after receiving a poorly written threat from good old Voldy. Chaos ensues!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,268 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 10 - Published: 8/24/2012 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
Luna's Radishes by Arpad Hrunta reviews
Over Christmas at Grimmauld Place in his fifth year, Harry talks with Sirius about his mistletoe adventures. Extremely juvenile humour, no continuity with my other stories. One-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 946 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 25 - Published: 8/23/2012 - Harry P., Sirius B. - Complete
When In Doubt, Obliviate by Sarah1281 reviews
When a chance meeting reveals Harry's planned fate to Lockhart, he knows what he has to do: rescue him and raise him as his own to properly manage his celebrity status. Harry gets a magical upbringing, Lockhart gets the Boy-Who-Lived...everybody wins!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 38 - Words: 114,644 - Reviews: 3100 - Favs: 4,040 - Follows: 2,415 - Updated: 8/22/2012 - Published: 1/8/2011 - Harry P., Gilderoy L. - Complete
Boredom Is Unacceptable by Siriusly Hilarious reviews
"She was terribly bored and Narcissa Malfoy was determined to fix that; she hated to be bored." Lucius shows his wife a side that not many are privileged to see and Narcissa is amused by how well he gets along with the peacocks. Slightly A/U. This is my first attempt at a Lucissa fic, so go easy on the nitpicking, yeah?
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,255 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 7 - Published: 8/22/2012 - Narcissa M., Lucius M. - Complete
A Peculiar Logic by apAidan reviews
Getting through the Snape's hazard at the end of first year showed that wizards didn't have much in the way of logic. A much cooler Sphinx in the Third Task of the TriWizard Tournament could have made for a much different experience for some. Not to be taken seriously, this is definitely AU and more than a bit OOC. But the Sphinx is cool. Luna said so.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,660 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 578 - Follows: 173 - Published: 8/21/2012 - Harry P., OC - Complete
Coach Granger by Luan Mao reviews
A superstar needs help to reach his potential. Not H-Hr ship.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 74,666 - Reviews: 226 - Favs: 541 - Follows: 344 - Updated: 8/19/2012 - Published: 7/4/2012 - Hermione G., Harry P. - Complete
Disarming Charm by Scooterbug8515 reviews
In taking stories from people Gilderoy Lockhart had come to expect a thing or two from the people he spoke with, yet this time he was caught by surprise and off gaurd in the most unsual of ways. Written in response to a challenge.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,701 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/1/2012 - Gilderoy L., OC - Complete
Damn Wizards by sprinter1988 reviews
This is the sequel to Harry's Had Enough. You don't have to read that first, but it might be better if you do. Harry in a position on power, he's a bit unscrupulous in this one. Dumbledore, Ministry and Death Eater bashing. Also a bit of Ron bashing and general wizard society bashing. H/Hr. Now Complete!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 29,310 - Reviews: 1074 - Favs: 5,471 - Follows: 2,355 - Updated: 7/21/2012 - Published: 1/28/2012 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Butterbeer at 9 AM by moonyprof reviews
Gilderoy Lockhart arrives at the Leaky Cauldron before his book signing at Flourish and Blotts. There is only one other customer there.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,350 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/18/2012 - Gilderoy L., Remus L. - Complete
This is NOT funny by parakeetwuvs reviews
Sirius Black just LITERALLY made Hogwarts history. He shares with Remus while chained up in Filch's office.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 630 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 5 - Published: 7/18/2012 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
Harry and His New Life by JackPotr reviews
This is a repost of Harry On His Own. This starts out a betrayal fic and how Harry recovers and rebuilds his life. Mainly Harry/Tracey some Neville/Daphne.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 86,166 - Reviews: 646 - Favs: 2,815 - Follows: 1,537 - Updated: 7/12/2012 - Published: 11/6/2011 - Harry P., Tracey D. - Complete
Safe and Sound by alverixorcustransfrogamorphus reviews
Gabrielle wishes Fleur luck before the first task of the Triwizard Tournament, but even then she knows that Fleur will pull through, and eventually, they'd be safe and sound. **Written for the "Characterisation Competition" on HPFC**
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,237 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/7/2012 - Fleur D., Gabrielle D. - Complete
Secret Loving by A Sirius Crush On Moony reviews
Fleur and Narcissa are in love, but they never get to see each other because of their husbands. A short story of one of their few meetings, where they tell each other exactly how they feel about each other. First ever Fleurcissa fic on this site XD
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 375 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/4/2012 - [Narcissa M., Fleur D.] - Complete
The Little Veela that Could by Darth Drafter reviews
During the Second Task of the Tri-Wizard Tournament, Headmaster Dumbledore watches his plan for the Greater Good crumble and die. A Veela girl receives the gift of life through the blood and sacrifice of the last Potter. Gabby/Harry w/ a twist.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 32 - Words: 350,784 - Reviews: 2184 - Favs: 4,629 - Follows: 3,410 - Updated: 6/28/2012 - Published: 11/4/2009 - Gabrielle D., Harry P. - Complete
The Forgotten Vow by teshara reviews
Years after Lucius and Severus make a childhood bet, the deadline creeps closer and deeds must be done...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 773 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 7 - Published: 6/27/2012 - Severus S., Lucius M. - Complete
The Best Laid Plans by Rumour of an Alchemist reviews
Albus Dumbledore sees his designs unravel in an alternate universe where Lily Potter was left in a coma by the events of Hallowe'en 1981 and Horace Slughorn acquires custody of Harry Potter. One-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,158 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 14 - Published: 6/20/2012 - Albus D., Horace S. - Complete
A Very Good Reason by expectopadfoot reviews
Harry looked hard at her for a moment, and then asked "what would you do if I was your friend?" The question took her totally off-guard and she stared at him for a few seconds. Then, in a strange voice, she replied "I don't know Potter."
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,376 - Reviews: 177 - Favs: 1,359 - Follows: 452 - Published: 6/18/2012 - Harry P., Daphne G. - Complete
Stay safe, mon amour by Eternal Blizzard reviews
They loved each other. They almost lost each other. A desperate act leads to the release of suppressed emotions. Mostly canon, slight A/U.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,561 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 229 - Follows: 95 - Published: 6/12/2012 - Harry P., Fleur D. - Complete
Black Vengeance by Teufel1987 reviews
AU Third Year: He spent twelve years in hell for a crime he did not commit. Sent there without the courtesy of a trial. Betrayed by his friends and allies. Now he has broken out. He will find and catch that rat and then, they will pay!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 86,200 - Reviews: 489 - Favs: 2,825 - Follows: 1,157 - Updated: 6/6/2012 - Published: 8/5/2011 - Sirius B., Harry P. - Complete
Lucky Harry by Pyrgus reviews
An accident at the age of six turned out to be a lucky thing for Harry Potter. It could get him all the things he had ever dreamed about and many things that he could have never imagined; girls, adventure, a home, and love.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 79,791 - Reviews: 1003 - Favs: 6,233 - Follows: 3,878 - Updated: 6/3/2012 - Published: 11/8/2010 - Harry P., Fleur D. - Complete
Forward or back? by Denin reviews
Harry meets up with Dumbledore at deaths train-station. Should he go back or move forward?
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,077 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/30/2012 - Harry P., Albus D. - Complete
From The Ashes by AndrewsQuill reviews
Trying to come to grips with the loss of his godfather and the devastating news about Ron and Hermione, Harry seeks solace on the grounds where he discovers that he really needs a friendly face.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 36,223 - Reviews: 471 - Favs: 994 - Follows: 1,356 - Updated: 5/29/2012 - Published: 10/15/2008 - Harry P., Susan B.
A werewolf, not a mandrake by Tea for Lupin reviews
Remus is packing; Pomona comes to say goodbye.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 523 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/26/2012 - Remus L., P. Sprout - Complete
Marriage Advice From The Black Widow by DoraeAzure reviews
Mrs. Zabini gives her son a little advice about marriage.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,412 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/26/2012 - Mrs. Zabini, Blaise Z.
An Open Letter from Lucius Malfoy by Imbeni reviews
Lucius wishes to clear a few things up to the fan fiction community.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 820 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/26/2012 - Lucius M. - Complete
Behind the Mask by Black Knight 03 reviews
It's Halloween, and Harry is stuck at a Ministry costume gala. Finding himself intrigued by a fellow guest, he wonders who the beautiful woman is behind the mask. One-shot Harry Potter-Fleur Delacour
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,380 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 340 - Follows: 115 - Published: 5/26/2012 - Harry P., Fleur D. - Complete
Wolfish Love by yellow 14 reviews
Narcissa reflects on her life as she watches her younger lover. Written for The Cross-Gen Competition by TamariChan
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 596 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Published: 5/25/2012 - Narcissa M., Lavender B. - Complete
Bash the Basilisk or: Hogwarts without Mr Potter by Jasu94 reviews
What if... the Weasleys had not saved Harry from the Dursleys in CoS? What would have happened in Hogwarts without "Mr. Potter always around to save the day"? See for yourself! AU, for a challenge in HPFC , please R&R!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,941 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/24/2012 - Harry P. - Complete
The Unmentionables? by Stick97 reviews
Harry is invited to a seminar on Halloween by Hermione. Harry/Multi
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 8 - Words: 33,625 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 527 - Follows: 575 - Updated: 5/22/2012 - Published: 10/20/2009 - Harry P.
Harry Potter and the Great Sock 'Capade by BellaDrogo reviews
Harry Potter goes into Hogsmeade to buy Dobby a pair of socks for every day of the year.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,628 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/13/2012 - Harry P. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Sun Source by Clell65619 reviews
This is an extremely AU crossover fic that asks the question what might have happened if Petunia Dursley hadn't found a young Harry Potter sleeping on her doorstep on the morning of the 2nd of November 1981. After all, Dumbledore was a bit careless with
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 111,868 - Reviews: 2623 - Favs: 10,749 - Follows: 6,265 - Updated: 5/3/2012 - Published: 9/11/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
Mother Knows Best by French Vanilla Cloud reviews
Appolline Delacour spends the majority of her life doing what most daughters do - contradicting her mother. When two of her own daughters are put in immense danger, will she finally learn the lesson her mother was trying to teach her all along?
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,522 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/2/2012 - Fleur D., Gabrielle D. - Complete
A Story of Hallows and Horcruxes by Johnny Farrar reviews
A fast-paced action thriller that chronicles Harry's journey as he seeks to destroy the Horcruxes. Follow Harry Potter as he faces desertion from friends, courts allies amidst enemies and traverses through a quagmire of uncharted and undefined magic.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 32,386 - Reviews: 213 - Favs: 742 - Follows: 902 - Updated: 4/29/2012 - Published: 6/2/2009 - Harry P., Narcissa M.
Deprived by The Crimson Lord reviews
On that fateful day, two Potters were born. One was destined to be the Boy-Who-Lived. The other was forgotten by the Wizarding World. Now, as the Triwizard Tournament nears, a strange boy is contracted to defend a beautiful girl.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 159,330 - Reviews: 4237 - Favs: 14,991 - Follows: 14,176 - Updated: 4/29/2012 - Published: 9/22/2011 - Harry P., Fleur D.
Partially Kissed Hero by Perfect Lionheart reviews
Summer before third year Harry has a life changing experience, and a close encounter with a dementor ends with him absorbing the horcrux within him. Features Harry with a backbone.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Humor - Chapters: 103 - Words: 483,646 - Reviews: 17328 - Favs: 13,479 - Follows: 11,670 - Updated: 4/28/2012 - Published: 5/6/2008 - Harry P.
Things that make you go hummm by Dracom Blade reviews
A short short story that stops the Order from a simple snatch and grab of Harry. Polyjuice Potion makes you think about things in a whole new light. Really think about it...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 244 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 357 - Follows: 111 - Published: 4/19/2012 - Harry P., Fleur D. - Complete
A Simple Game of Poker by LovingYouAtFirstSight reviews
It was just a simple game, no harm done. Right?
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 465 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 24 - Published: 4/8/2012 - Harry P., Fleur D. - Complete
Making Deals by Sheankelor reviews
How did Severus get talked into being the assistant to Lockhart in the dueling club? This is a story that follows Shadowycats "Dueling with Dolts". Written with their permission. Now has a sequel "Honoring the deal"!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,472 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 25 - Published: 4/5/2012 - Severus S., F. Flitwick - Complete
Eating? by keitaya reviews
Meal time around Ron is never fun. Why hasnt anyone done anything about it? Lets see what happens now... This will be a H/H story in the end.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 11 - Words: 15,464 - Reviews: 444 - Favs: 1,962 - Follows: 746 - Updated: 3/31/2012 - Published: 2/2/2012 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Undercover Lover by Alec McDowell reviews
After Sirius and Wormtail escape, there's still one thing bothering Harry.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 852 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 9 - Published: 3/28/2012 - Harry P., Fred W. - Complete
Prophecy Powers Perceived by the Prophecized by treena-ivy-carter reviews
When Dumbledore reveals the prophecy to Harry, he never expected to find out the prophecy had already been fulfilled and Harry wasn't about to save the world anymore. Rant about Albus's stupidity. Angry!Harry, Semi-Manipulative!Not very smart!Dumbledore.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,033 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 26 - Published: 3/24/2012 - Harry P., Albus D. - Complete
A Series of Somewhat Unfortunate Events by Lucillia reviews
The reason Dumbledore took a broom to the Ministry during Harry's first year rather than using the Floo or apparating.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 580 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 140 - Follows: 48 - Published: 3/23/2012 - Albus D. - Complete
2 Girls 1 Cup by Luan Mao reviews
Every author needs to put up a story that no one should read. This is mine.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,751 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 174 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 3/21/2012 - Published: 2/18/2012 - Harry P. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Dementors of Azkaban by Blue Skyes101 reviews
Harry is sent to Azkaban and everyone believes he is guilty. Harry then realizes a strange truth about dementors. Are they really as evil as they seem to be, or just under a curse? Can Harry save them and prove his innocence?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 106,758 - Reviews: 725 - Favs: 1,272 - Follows: 1,275 - Updated: 3/11/2012 - Published: 6/11/2010 - Harry P.
Safer That Way by Rumour of an Alchemist reviews
Albus Dumbledore is a headmaster, not a politician, so 'of course' he can't be 'evil'... Warning! Parody. He's-not-a-politician-so-he-can't-be-evil! Dumbledore. Alternate Universe. One-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,419 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 6 - Published: 3/8/2012 - Albus D. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Hogwarts Toilet Seat by VickyVicarious reviews
Midway through a Potions class, Harry asks Snape the question everyone knows not to ask. -Set in 'Chamber of Secrets'.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,544 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 18 - Published: 3/7/2012 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
For The Best by Kitrinlu reviews
Hermione's relationship with her parents, over the years.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 777 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Published: 3/7/2012 - Hermione G. - Complete
A Badgers Love by the dork knight reviews
On Hannah's 16th birthday, she gets the surprise of her life when she finds out she is betrothed to none other than the Boy-Who-Lived.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 50,106 - Reviews: 396 - Favs: 1,778 - Follows: 786 - Updated: 3/4/2012 - Published: 2/20/2012 - Harry P., Hannah A. - Complete
All That Ends Well by Belcris reviews
Harry has a rather bad day at work that leads to something so much worse. Still, fate has a way or rewarding us sometimes, and this is Harry's time.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,798 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 350 - Follows: 124 - Published: 3/3/2012 - Harry P. - Complete
All You Need to Know About Wizardkind by Polydicta reviews
Nicholas Flamel and Albus Dumbledore were wrong – there is an arithmantically satisfying and most important thirteenth use for Dragon's Blood.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 718 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 421 - Follows: 119 - Published: 3/2/2012 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Renegade Cause by Silens Cursor reviews
A difference of a few seconds can change a life. The difference of a few minutes stained Harry's hands with blood - but for the Dark Lord, it was insufficient. After all, you do not need to kill a man to utterly destroy him. Harry/Tonks
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Crime - Chapters: 48 - Words: 507,606 - Reviews: 1624 - Favs: 3,498 - Follows: 2,332 - Updated: 2/26/2012 - Published: 12/13/2008 - Harry P., N. Tonks - Complete
Thoughts of Pudding by Brian64 reviews
*This story has been revised and reposted under a new title: Thoughts of Pudding 2012 story # 7808517 . Please change your alerts to that story, as only chapter 23 will be posted to this old version.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 25 - Words: 127,226 - Reviews: 731 - Favs: 1,084 - Follows: 1,302 - Updated: 2/26/2012 - Published: 7/2/2008 - Harry P., Luna L.
Ice Princess by Luan Mao reviews
Building a romance from a fanon cliche turned on its head.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 15,488 - Reviews: 391 - Favs: 3,147 - Follows: 1,034 - Updated: 2/19/2012 - Published: 4/2/2010 - Harry P., Daphne G. - Complete
Albus gets a spinny chair by infinityonmeme reviews
"Never again will I purchase muggle furniture"
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 390 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 2/19/2012 - Albus D. - Complete
The Obligatory Marriage Law Fic by Luan Mao reviews
Harry has to marry a witch for the good of Wizarding Britain. Harry does not like this.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,180 - Reviews: 489 - Favs: 2,742 - Follows: 836 - Updated: 2/15/2012 - Published: 3/8/2010 - Harry P. - Complete
Dear Headmaster Dumbledore, by FlyingAboveTheClouds reviews
Dumbledore gets many letters each day. Letters from students, staff, ministry people, parents, and others. Here are some of the more... interesting letters.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 52 - Words: 10,718 - Reviews: 328 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 91 - Updated: 2/15/2012 - Published: 8/2/2011 - Albus D.
Harry Potter and the Summoner's Stone by Lochar reviews
A simple question from Harry during his vault visit in book 1 changes his life, as Harry accesses a family vault. And a stone there that will change his life, even more than finding out he is a wizard did.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 29 - Words: 110,354 - Reviews: 1524 - Favs: 5,461 - Follows: 3,322 - Updated: 2/2/2012 - Published: 6/17/2011 - Harry P. - Complete
Harry's had Enough by sprinter1988 reviews
Title pretty much says it all. OotP AU, some swear words. No pairing, though HP/HG is hinted at a little. Harry does what he should have done. Complete for now. Author's Note added!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,128 - Reviews: 282 - Favs: 3,258 - Follows: 1,146 - Updated: 1/28/2012 - Published: 11/22/2011 - Harry P. - Complete
Feeling Like a Loser by skgq12101997 reviews
Ron and Hermione wonder why Fleur decided to stay in London. Set in the Goblet of Fire year. First Chronicle of the "Deep Thoughts Chronicles".
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 656 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/23/2012 - Fleur D. - Complete
You Owe Me by sprinter1988 reviews
Oneshot. Harry stands up to Fudge at the end of GoF. Things soon change. A dash of H/Hr at the end for fun.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,577 - Reviews: 165 - Favs: 1,658 - Follows: 495 - Published: 1/19/2012 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
The Beautiful Ones by xoxcrescentmoonxox reviews
Fleur can't be too proud of her human beauty, because for a Veela she's positively misshapen. Oneshot for Wordy.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,651 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/16/2012 - Fleur D., Gabrielle D. - Complete
Not Needed by Romantic Silence reviews
What if it had been Hermione that spotted the silver doe instead of Harry?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,339 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 355 - Follows: 93 - Published: 1/9/2012 - Hermione G., Harry P. - Complete
The Proper Care and Handling of Harry by DukeBrymin reviews
Everyone knew not to disturb Harry when he was upset. Well, almost everyone.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,979 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 253 - Follows: 165 - Updated: 12/26/2011 - Published: 6/11/2011 - Harry P., Ginny W.
The Hen That Laid the Golden Eggs by Lady FoxFire reviews
The wizard world has always demanded the blood, sweat and tears from Harry and now they're demanding one more thing.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,485 - Reviews: 251 - Favs: 2,812 - Follows: 740 - Published: 12/18/2011 - Harry P. - Complete
Return to Prince Manor by Snapegirlkmf reviews
A new year means new perils and friendships for Harry, as he faces the Triwizard Tournament, a vengeful Dark Lord's return, and must try and master the secrets of Prince Manor. Can his family and friends help him succeed? Sequel to Heir to Prince Manor!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 78 - Words: 480,609 - Reviews: 3665 - Favs: 1,945 - Follows: 1,182 - Updated: 12/15/2011 - Published: 5/20/2009 - Harry P., Hermione G., Draco M., Severus S. - Complete
Calculation by fringeperson reviews
Young Harry liked numbers, he liked using numbers and working out the value of things. When he found out that he was a wizard and had a big pile of gold... well, he had something new to calculate. oneshot, complete, don't own.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 18,141 - Reviews: 1501 - Favs: 17,755 - Follows: 5,239 - Published: 12/8/2011 - Harry P. - Complete
Cats by fringeperson reviews
Hermione said she wanted an owl, so what is she doing with that cat? Harry worries for his friend sometimes. Oneshot drabble, complete, don't own.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 670 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 872 - Follows: 228 - Published: 12/8/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
The Death of Vincent Crabbe by Ghostkaiba297 reviews
My interpretation on Crabbe's fate in the Harry Potter film series.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 379 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 12/6/2011 - Vincent C., Amycus C. - Complete
Professor McGonagall's Office by FloatingCloudBadger reviews
All the various people who have ended up in McGonagall's office over the years.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 5,621 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 10/21/2011 - Published: 9/12/2011 - Minerva M., Molly W. - Complete
A Different Path by zArkham reviews
What if Harry had someone at the end of the Deathly Hallows to give him a different perspective on things? How might have this affected his decision to go to his death to save the magical world? HP/LL/HG
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,483 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 836 - Follows: 305 - Published: 10/20/2011 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
The Hat's Quest by yairm210 reviews
Hopefully, an adventure with the Sorting Hat as a protagonist. Not a hero, obviously - As sentient and awesome as it may be, it's still a hat - but something along the lines of 'mentor'. Discontinued because I suck at continuing long stories, I'll stick to short ones from now /
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Supernatural/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 29,596 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 10/17/2011 - Published: 5/26/2011 - Sorting Hat
Modest, Too by Luan Mao reviews
Tear it all down and build it back up, better. It's a modest goal.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 61,289 - Reviews: 379 - Favs: 1,263 - Follows: 1,149 - Updated: 10/15/2011 - Published: 4/11/2010 - Harry P., Tracey D.
Take That, Princess by grenouille7777 reviews
Harry's not the only one who has to meet his Grim Reaper when he dies. What happens when a particularly annoying redhead meets hers? Reptilia28's challenge goes sideways. Rating for language.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,098 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 728 - Follows: 157 - Published: 10/11/2011 - Ginny W. - Complete
Harry the Hufflepuff 2 by BajaB reviews
Lazy!Harry is back, and not doing very much at all...
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 23,642 - Reviews: 1058 - Favs: 5,924 - Follows: 2,312 - Updated: 10/5/2011 - Published: 8/28/2011 - Complete
Where the Wild Things Bank by canoncansodoff reviews
James and Lily give the goblins of Gringotts a very good reason to ensure that their little raven-haired King of the Wild Things reaches adulthood.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 19,566 - Reviews: 243 - Favs: 692 - Follows: 856 - Updated: 9/30/2011 - Published: 9/18/2011 - Harry P.
Dark Secrets by dan4eva reviews
What happens if Harry's entire life had all been a lie? And that his really identity had been hidden from him by the man he thought he could trust with his life? The wizarding world hid a dirty past and now those who were wronged will take revenge....
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Drama - Chapters: 29 - Words: 134,420 - Reviews: 412 - Favs: 395 - Follows: 519 - Updated: 9/26/2011 - Published: 1/5/2008 - Harry P., Severus S.
Into the Rabbit Hole: Story Ideas by Paladeus reviews
Various ideas and drabbles for stories that are available for use by anyone willing to follow the guidelines. Some are starter chapters for my challenges available from my profile in my Forum. Most are H/Hr/L. Ask if you want to change anything.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 145,043 - Reviews: 436 - Favs: 475 - Follows: 402 - Updated: 9/24/2011 - Published: 6/7/2009 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Multiverse by Bobmin356 reviews
Godlike Harry? Super Luna? Nested Infinities and mind bending quantum mechanics. Mutant Pandas and Smiling Horcruxes, what else can you ask for? Its cracked!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 4 - Words: 63,426 - Reviews: 354 - Favs: 2,221 - Follows: 956 - Updated: 9/20/2011 - Published: 9/17/2011 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
Erebus Ferrox Riddle by dan4eva reviews
Harry Potter is not the son of James and Lily Potter but the son of Lord Voldemort and his mistress, Lady Moraga. What happens when the Prince of Darkness attends Hogwarts and its esteemed Headmaster knows not who he is? And just who is Lady Moraga? Read.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 15 - Words: 94,364 - Reviews: 433 - Favs: 1,254 - Follows: 1,158 - Updated: 9/17/2011 - Published: 6/2/2008 - Harry P., Voldemort
When Is It a Contract by Aealket reviews
Luna wants to have a better third year, so she asked her Daddy what to do.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 18,433 - Reviews: 661 - Favs: 5,171 - Follows: 1,468 - Published: 9/14/2011 - Harry P. - Complete
A marked man, A broken woman by beebopshaobadop reviews
REQUESTED: HARRY-FLEUR harry is horcrux hunting, Fleur was rejected by bill - two lonely people seek solace. Angst/romance. rated T for some sexual references.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,087 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 27 - Published: 9/13/2011 - Fleur D., Harry P. - Complete
How Xenophilius Lovegood Saved Britain by Arpad Hrunta reviews
Gabrielle writes a letter to Harry. Changes occur. Xeno saves the country. Massively AU, contains numerous memos. One-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,988 - Reviews: 239 - Favs: 1,581 - Follows: 440 - Published: 9/12/2011 - [Harry P., Luna L.] - Complete
The Best Revenge by Arsinoe de Blassenville reviews
AU. Yes, the old Snape retrieves Harry from the Dursleys formula. I just had to write one. Everything changes, because the best revenge is living well. T for Mentor Snape's occasional naughty language. Supportive Minerva. Over three million hits!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 47 - Words: 213,669 - Reviews: 7251 - Favs: 12,844 - Follows: 6,517 - Updated: 9/10/2011 - Published: 3/9/2009 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Charlie does the Foxtrot or Damn the Torpedoes by Lady FoxFire reviews
Fudge believed that everything was going according to his grand plan when Harry Potter was found guilty…. Oh Boy! Was he wrong!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,700 - Reviews: 579 - Favs: 4,251 - Follows: 2,036 - Updated: 9/4/2011 - Published: 8/29/2011 - Harry P. - Complete
Padfoot, Pesto, and the Muggle Market by My Dear Professor McGonagall reviews
A perfunctory peep into an afternoon with Padfoot, Prongs, and the Potter lady.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,830 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 9 - Published: 9/1/2011 - Sirius B., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Lucky Charm by blue artemis reviews
The Malfoy men consider Hermione a lucky charm.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,179 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 134 - Follows: 34 - Published: 8/29/2011 - Hermione G., Scorpius M. - Complete
Ravenclaw Cutie by Ollivander7 reviews
Immediately following the Department of Ministries incident,Harry is upset to learn that The Daily Prophet has omitted Luna from the list of DA members who helped. He comforts her and realizes his feelings for the Ravenclaw cutie. Please R&R first Fanfic!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 12 - Words: 24,569 - Reviews: 231 - Favs: 266 - Follows: 344 - Updated: 8/28/2011 - Published: 8/2/2009 - Harry P., Luna L.
Goyle's Reflections by bla338 reviews
Goyle reflects on his time spent with Crabbe at Hogwarts.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,919 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Published: 8/17/2011 - Gregory G., Vincent C. - Complete
A Risk With Every Mouthful by Cliodhna reviews
'Bertie Bott is a man history will remember.' Drabble about Bertie Bott's biggest secret. Short and silly, please review.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 184 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/4/2011 - Complete
How One Little Thing Could Change Everything by Spazzumtard reviews
AU. I always felt that McGonagall put her duties as Deputy and Trans.Teacher before being Gryffindor Head. This is an example of what could have happened if another Head decided to pick up the slack with Harry and co in First Year. Many Hints! Read AN.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,250 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 133 - Follows: 48 - Published: 8/1/2011 - Harry P., P. Sprout - Complete
Born This Way by zArkham reviews
Shortly after the war Luna Lovegood suddenly up and disappears. For years there is not a hint of her before Harry Potter gets a clue that brings him backstage of the Rose Garden to find a startling secret. Harry/Luna
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,975 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 433 - Follows: 114 - Published: 7/25/2011 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
They Will NOT Approve by Itsme66 reviews
One thing they were both sure of: Her parents would NOT approve. Rated for sex, bits of language and slight ickiness
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,509 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 293 - Follows: 102 - Published: 7/25/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Life Debts by arekay reviews
Different Ending to HBP. Harry's leaving school but doesn't want Ron and Hermione to come with him. Find out why. Rating it T just to be safe. Will probably be a oneshot. Not a Ha/Hr. Slight amount of what might be considered bashing.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,882 - Reviews: 196 - Favs: 840 - Follows: 823 - Updated: 7/22/2011 - Published: 6/16/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G.
A Stunning Stranger by GlowingRed reviews
Tired from volunteering to help clean Hogwarts after the final battle, Gabrielle Delacour wanders off for a break. She comes across a strange, beautiful mirror with the ability to see more than skin-deep, and she makes a startling discovery about herself.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,374 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Published: 7/18/2011 - Gabrielle D. - Complete
Luna and Harry's big prank and revenge by crocket reviews
this not had beta go over it yet. It rough idea of what happen if harry help luna find her mysterious animals. Oh and the medical stuff is correct shudder I think it be nice way to teach Hermione she not know everything Sytherinn 66 gave me some idea
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 19,236 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 153 - Follows: 123 - Updated: 7/18/2011 - Published: 11/24/2010 - Harry P., Luna L.
Hogwarts Staff Photos by NeverBeenDarkMarked reviews
The time of year has come when the Hogwarts staff get their annual photo taken. The sense of team unity is slightly lacking and the whole thing becomes a bit of a ordeal.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 14 - Words: 13,680 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 7/16/2011 - Published: 3/14/2011 - Albus D.
The Father of the Bride's Speech by sprinter1988 reviews
A speech I think would have been made at Hermione's wedding to Ron. H/Hr ending. Ron and general Weasley bashing. Based on Rowan Atkinson's one-man show sketch. Oneshot. AU
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 742 - Reviews: 173 - Favs: 1,260 - Follows: 361 - Published: 7/10/2011 - Mr. Granger, Hermione G. - Complete
Toxiphobia by InsteadOfSleeping reviews
Cho Chang battles with a horrible case of Toxiphobia- the fear of being poisoned.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 930 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Published: 6/26/2011 - Cho C. - Complete
Memorium by Aesop reviews
The use of memory altering spells is common in the HP books. Protecting their secrecy comes before everything else, and justifies any action. Or so they believe.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 26,696 - Reviews: 135 - Favs: 683 - Follows: 187 - Published: 6/22/2011 - Amelia B. - Complete
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