Poll: Which couple should be for a Christmas Special story? I am deficient, and can only write stories that are het. That means a boy/girl pairings. Vote Now!
Author has written 3 stories for Tokyo Mew Mew, and Twilight.
Hello, world! I am Lily-chan! - Nice to meet you too. XD Here's some things about me!
1) I am weird, and I'm proud of it! XD
2) I am, like, super super good at math. I got one of the 3 highest grades in a class of 22 on the hardest test of the year. -nod nod-
3) I say things like -nod nod- and Nechii. -nod nod-
4) I once asked my friends if I seem to get a sugar rush, and they simply responded by saying that I have energy all the time equivalent to normal people's sugar rush. O.o... XD
5) I use smileys to depict my feelings. A lot. XD
6) I am a proud TMM addict! -
7) Ummm.. I am newly getting into Twilight, so if anyone wants to tell me anything about it, only use things about the first book. XD I am currently on the waiting list at my library for the second one. (Scratch that. I am now totally and utterly in love with the books - but not the movies. They really... stink. Yeah, stink is the word... .>)
8) I like to talk talk talk, a lot lot lot! XD
9) Ummm... I like to write...? (dang it, I'm running out of things to say! XD)
10) Oh! I love love LOVE cats! That goes to show you that I am an alurophile... or however you spell it... XD (That's a big word that means "cat lover". XD)
10.5) I can't spell! Well, technically I can, since I am currently going into the second round of the Spelling Bee in my Language Arts class... >. (Scratch that. they were giving the other kids words like, ROBOT or FATHOM, while they gave me words like BLITHE. How was I supposed to know it had a silent 'E'?! Mutiny, I tell ya! MUTINY!!)
11) I. Am. RANDOM!! -laughs maniacally- Uhh... cough cough :D
12) I have been known to say things in English, the little Spanish I know, and the even littler Japanese I know, all in one sentence. Oh! And, of course, don't forget my own language! Since I won't let out my REAL name, I'll just call it Lily-ish here. XD
13) I can take any insult thrown at me, and turn it into a compliment, or an insult to you! :D
14) I, like, love books. I taught myself how to read at age 3, and can't stop reading up to now.
15) I add honorifics to my friends names. Like, -chan and -san.
16) I love love love anime/manga. Some of my favorites include Naruto, Fruits Basket, and Vampire Knight.
17) I am currently using a pillow with a folder shoved in it as a mouse pad. XD (Not anymore though... though I will always miss that pillow...)
18) I just got newly re-obsessed with the Sisters Grimm. 3~
Number your 12 fave Tokyo Mew Mew characters (In no order) and answer the questions!!
1) Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fanfic before?
No. Heck no. XD (Kisshu/Ryou. -twitch twitch-)
2) Do you think Four is hot? How hot?
Ummm.. I am a girl, and I think Pudding is cute, not hot. This should be a question to Taruto instead. ~.~
3) What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?
That's not even possible... But, if it did happen, I bet Pai would have an abortion. -nod nod-
4) Do you recall any fics about Nine?
... Not any with him as the sole character. I've read Ryou/Keichirro, Zakuro/Keichirro, and stories where Keichirro is in it just to make sense, but.. nope. No plain Keichirro stories. -
5) Would Two and Six make a good couple?
NO!! NO NO NO NO NO NO NO!! Ichigo was made for Kisshu, and Mint is for Zakuro or no one. (Maybe even Ryou, sometimes.) -nod nod-
6) Five/Nine or Five/Ten?
Five/Nine! Zakuro and Keichirro are such a cute couple. -
7) What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex?
He'd probably run out screaming, "MY EYES!! THEY BURN!!" And then, he would tell Ichigo that Masaya was cheating on her, she'd dump him, and get together with Kisshu! -joyousness-
8) Make up a summary of a Three/Ten Fanfic.
No one listened to Lettuce. No one but a little pink robot. (O-kay, that sounds SO wrong! XD)
9) Is there any such thing as a One/Eight fluff?
In my world, no. And in the worlds of other Ichigo/Kisshu and Lettuce/Pai lovers. Ichigo and Pai... -shudders-
10) Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve Hurt/Comfort fic.
Masaya Finds Comfort in Tart (.. I'm not so good at titles, never mind titles for stories that I would never write. XD)
11) What kind of plot would you use if you wanted Four to de-flower One?
O.O Umm... Pudding and Ichigo... hmmm... I dunno, a plot that is based around Pudding forcing ichigo to because she was depressed about her life? Yeah, I have no clue. -
12) Does anyone on your friends list read Three het?
I don't have any people on my friends list... What's a friends list? But, I do know some people that like Lettuce/Pai stories! :D
13) Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven?
Again, I don't even know what a friends list is, so no. And anyways, who would want to draw Ryou?
14) Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five ?
-frustrated sigh- WHAT IS A FRIENDS LIST?! And, ew, Mint/Pudding/Zakuro?! Gross...
15) What might ten scream at a moment of great passion?
ALIEN ALERT!! ALIEN ALERT!! (XDDD)
16) If you wrote a song-fic about Eight, what song would you choose?
Ummm... oh! Story of a Girl! About Lettuce (from Pai), of course. -
17) If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be?
Warning: A threesome of 2 boys and a girl! With a boy being the center person! (P.S., this would be an Ichigo/Kisshu/Masaya story. Not that Kisshu would EVER get with Masaya... -)
18) What might be a good pick-up line for Ten to use on Two?
O.O... Masha, and Mint?! Enough said right there. >.
19) How might Eleven describe a relationship between Two and Eight?
20) How emo is Seven?
"Taruto" and "emo" can not be used in the same sentence. At least, with emo explaining Taruto...
Funny Quotes My Friends Have Said
Emma: Wow, your hands are cold!
Me: I know, they always are.
-look at each other-
Me: I MUST BE A VAMPIRE!!
Jessica: I'm gonna sell you to the curcus, my little friend.
Me: YAY!! -bounces around-
Jessica:... As a monkey.
Me: SUPER DOUBLE YAY!!
Me: It'll take, like, 70 gazabillion seconds!
Edie: And that's like... 36 hours... or so...
Justin: And that's like... 5 days... or something...
-look at each other-
Brianna: Woah! That's THIS Thursday!
Sue (GS helper): Yes, it is. So, don't forget to bring in a note to your school saying that you'll be--
Me: -comes back from looking into space- WOAH!! THIS IS THIS THURSDAY!!
Everyone in the room: -looks at me-
Brianna: Yeeeees -insert my name here-.
Me: What? You ACTUALLY expect me to pay attention?!
FRIENDS: Will comfort you when he rejects you.
BEST FRIENDS: Will go up and ask him, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?"
FRIENDS: Will be there for you when he breaks up with you.
BEST FRIENDS: Will call him up and whisper, "Seven days..."
FRIENDS: Helps you up when you fall.
BEST FRIENDS: Keeps on walking saying, "Walk much, dumb ass?"
FRIENDS: Helps you find your prince.
BEST FRIENDS: Kidnaps him and brings him to you.
FRIENDS: Will ask you if you're okay when you're crying.
BEST FRIENDS: Will laugh at you and say, "Ha Ha, Loser!"
FRIENDS: Will offer you a soda.
BEST FRIENDS: Will dump theirs on you.
FRIENDS: Will sit at the side of the pool withyou at that time of the month.
BEST FRIENDS: Will throw you a tampon and push you in.
FRIENDS: Gives you their umbrella in the rain.
BEST FRIENDS: Takes yours and says, "Run - beep - run!"
FRIENDS: Will help you move.
BEST FRIENDS: Will help you move the bodies.
FRIENDS: Will bail you out of jail.
BEST FRIENDS: Would be in the room next to you saying, "That was awesome! Let's do it again!"
FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.
BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.
FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.
BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!
FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.
BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you sayin "DAMN!" we messed up!
FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.
BEST FRIENDS: Wont tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore.
FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.
BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.
FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.
BEST FRIENDS: Loses your stuff and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."
FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.
BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...
FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you
FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.
BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."
FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.
BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.
FRIENDS: Are only through high school/college. (aka: drinking buddies)
BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.
FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough.
BEST FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place & say "Girl drink the rest of that ! You know we don't waste!
FRIENDS: Would read ignore this.
BEST FRIENDS: Will repost this shit!
Your One and Only Wish
1. Write the name of a person of the opposite sex.
If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: danyan, zElDaPhAnToM-bLiNdBaNdIt-RaVeN, Bakura's Reflection, FlyingDutchRattlesnake, Yami's darkmagician girl, Reshea Elle Lawliet, OperationSputnik, Criminally Insane Hermit, CSIvHP11, GSRgirl, saragil, Sara lover554, CSI-kirsty, JamieStuart, Lilyflower-314
Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you what you are doing that is so interesting about the eraser.
Crazy is when you have an hour-long sob fest, and then start singing and dancing when your favorite song comes on.
Crazy is when you do or say a completely random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or having a thumbwar with yourself.
Crazy is when you type up all your favorite sayings, print them off and tape them to your wall, just for something to do.
Crazy is when you memorize the complete biographies and physical traits of every character in Twilight (or almost, at least).
Crazy is when you act completly well crazy and make a total fool of yourself and not even care.
Crazy is when you dedicate your entire being(every cell in your body) to Twilight, Maximum Ride, and fanfiction.
Crazy is when you go into build-a-bear workshop and walk up to little kids saying "That's my favorite bear" in a creepy voice and then run like heck when their soccer-moms glare at you.
Crazy is when you get jacked up on sugar on your school fieldtrip to bush gardens, laugh for two hours striaght WHILE riding rollercaosters, then still laugh after you get slapped by your freinds, and they pour a cold water on you, and you just stop suddenly, and when they asked why you laughed you say " I felt like it."
Crazy is when you get sugar high and jump on your trampoline yelling "Japeth" because the name intrigues you, while your rellies are there.
Crazy is when you laugh so hard that Fanta comes out your nose and then you scream "THE PAIN! THE PAIN OF IT ALL!"
Crazy is when you start dancing at a wedding for no reason at all and then by the time you stopped EVERYONE is staring at you.
Crazy is when at 1:30 am you are still awake and you're having a pillow fight and giving the other girls with death threats if they don't go SLEEP!
Crazy is when you treat a 50 pound bag of sand meant for your two year old cousins sand box like a baby
Crazy is when you bow to evreyone you meet somtimes just cause you feel like it.
Crazy is when you stare at that lip of the door, say, "I always trip when I try to enter this room!", and trip anyway.
If you're crazy, copy this onto your profile and add something crazy you've done to the list!
You know what Mommy
You went to the doctor today.
I can hear that doctor again.
Every Abortion Is Just . . .
One more heart that was stopped.
If you're against abortion, re-post this
My name is Sarah
I am but three,
My eyes are swollen
I cannot see,
I must be stupid
I must be bad,
What else could have made
My daddy so mad?
I wish I were better
I wish I weren't ugly,
Then maybe my mommy
Would still want to hug me.
I can't speak at all
I can't do a wrong
Or else I'm locked up
All the day long
When I awake I'm all alone
The house is dark
My folks aren't home.
When my mommy does come
I'll try and be nice,
So maybe I'll get just
One whipping tonight
Don't make a sound!
I just heard a car
my daddy is back
From Charlie's Bar.
I hear him curse
My name he calls
I press myself
Against the wall.
I try and hide
from his evil eyes
I'm so afraid now
I'm starting to cry.
He finds me weeping
He shouts ugly words,
He says its my fault
That he suffers at work.
He slaps me and hits me
And yells at me more,
I finally get free
And I run for the door.
He's already locked it
And I start to bawl,
He takes me and throws me
Against the hard wall.
I fall to the floor
With my bones nearly broken,
And my daddy continues
With more bad words spoken.
"I'm sorry!", I scream
But its now much too late
His face has been twisted
Into unimaginable hate.
The hurt and the pain
Again and again
Oh please God, have mercy!
Oh please let it end!
And he finally stops
And heads for the door,
While I lay there motionless
Sprawled on the floor.
My name is Sarah
And I am but three,
Tonight my daddy,
Be against child abuse!!
If you've ever forgotten the lyrics to a song that 3-year-olds sing, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you have ever read past two in the morning, copy this onto your profile
I went to a party,
I felt proud of myself,
I made a healthy choice,
I got into my car,
Now I'm lying on the pavement,
My own blood's all around me,
I'm sure the guy had no idea,
So why do people do it, Mom
Tell sister not to be afraid, Mom
Someone should have taught him,
My breath is getting shorter,
I wish that you could hold me Mom,
Don't Drink And Drive. You aren't only putting your life in danger, but someone elses as well.
OBITUARY FOR THE LATE MR. COMMON SENSE
Today we mourn the passing of a beloved old friend, Common Sense, who has been with us for many years. No one knows for sure how old he was, since his birth records were long ago lost in bureaucratic red tape.
He will be remembered as having cultivated such valuable lessons as: Knowing when to come in out of the rain; why the early bird gets the worm; Life isn't always fair; and Maybe it was my fault.
Common Sense lived by simple, sound financial policies (don't spend more than you can earn) and reliable strategies (adults, not children, are in charge). His health began to deteriorate rapidly when well-intentioned but overbearing regulations were set in place. Reports of a 6 year-old boy charged with sexual harassment for kissing a classmate; teens suspended from school for using mouthwash after lunch; and a teacher fired for reprimanding an unruly student, only worsened his condition.
Common Sense lost ground when parents attacked teachers for doing the job that they themselves had failed to do in disciplining their unruly children. It declined even further when schools were required to get Parental consent to administer Calpol, sun lotion or a band-aid to a student; but could not inform parents when a student became pregnant and wanted to have an abortion.
Common Sense lost the will to live as the Ten Commandments became contraband; churches became businesses; and criminals received better treatment than their victims.
Common Sense took a beating when you couldn't defend yourself from a burglar in your own home and the burglar could sue you for assault.
Common Sense finally gave up the will to live, after a woman failed to realize that a steaming cup of coffee was hot. She spilled a little in her lap, and was promptly awarded a huge settlement.
Common Sense was preceded in death by his parents, Truth and Trust; his wife, Discretion; his daughter, Responsibility; and his son, Reason.
He is survived by his 3 stepbrothers; I Know My Rights, Someone Else Is To Blame, and I'm A Victim. Not many attended his funeral because so few realized he was gone. If you still remember him, pass this on. If not, join the majority and do nothing.
To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity
1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.
2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice.
3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, ask If They Want Fries with that.
4. When caught sleeping at school/work/wherever you are not supposed to be sleeping, and you are woken up, shout, "AMEN!"
5.Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks. Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso.
6.In the Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write For Marijuana
7.Finish All Your sentences with 'In Accordance With The Prophecy'.
9. Skip down the hall Rather Than Walk and see how many looks you get.
10. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face.
11.Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is 'To Go'.
12. Sing Along At The Opera.
14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area and Play tropical Sounds All Day.
15. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Because You have a headache.
17. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream 'I Won! I Won!'
18. When Leaving the Zoo, Start Running towards the Parking lot, Yelling 'Run For Your Lives! They're Loose!'
19. Tell Your Children Over Dinner,'Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go.'
20 And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity .
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Emmet is the strongest; Edward is the fastest and most beautiful; but Jasper can sit in a corner, ugly and unwashed, and still make everybody jealous. (Lolmigosh! When I got this I fell over laughing! :))
Normal lion: Roar!!
Angry lion: ZOMGRAWRGGARGGRRRRRR!!
Mountain lion: OHMIGOSHEDWARDCULLENRUUUUUUUUUN!!
If you have your own little world, copy and paste this on your profile (I invented it when I was 3. :3)
If you have ever done anything stupid in your life, copy and paste this into your profile
If you tend to laugh your arse off at funny FanFics and everyone thinks you're weird copy and paste this into your profile
If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile.
If you've ever been so insane that you scare yourself, copy this into your profile.
If you've ever ran into a lamppost or some tall, metal pole that is blatently obvious copy this into your profile.
If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects copy this into your profile.
And here is... A Girl Scout thing-y! XD Okay, so to get this badge, we have to publish a book reveiw of our own. These are the people in my patrol 9which, believe it or not, includes me! 8O!) It's put in alphabetical order, and I'm only useing our initials to sign it. And no, I WILL NOT give out our real nakmes. Too bad, for you. Also, these are our own opinions, not yours, so PLEASE don't PM me about your own, okay? Nothing that says, "I HATE YOUR OPINION GRQAWRAHFDGARAWR!!1!!11" Or, "YEAH!! YOU'RE LIKE, TOTALLY TOTALLY RIGHTTTTT!T!T!T!! =D =D =D" Okay?
"I originally thought the book was very very good, until I realized that Stephanie Meyer's interpretation of vampirism is TERRIBLE compared to other vampire books. The concept of the book themselves is okay." -- EA
"Twilight is a great book that everyone should read. Howerver, I think Bella's character is slightly unbelieveable, as in really purposely made up. She just happened to be OBSESSED with classics, she doesn't think of herself to be pretty in anyway, but yet everyone seems to think she's the prettiest thing, she just so happens to be weak with blood, and yet she loves a vampire. Stuff like that, that's much to coincidental to be believable. She's just like one of the annying characters that is perfect in every way to fit in the book. Plus she makes lots of dumb choices that annoy me, and make her sound really dumb. I also am not fond of the way S. Meyer changed anyone's ideas on classic vampires around. Like all of a sudden vampires sparkle. They have to be ripped up and burnt to die, heck with the old stake through the heart thing. And now all of a sudden they don't need to drink haman blood. S. Meyer makes it seem like their could be vampires all around you. But overall, it is a good read. The plot is intresting, and creative in some ways. It's not that well written, but there's something about it that keeps you from puting the book down." --DC
"The 'Tilight' saga is okay, but the concept is absolutely ridiculous. 'Sparkley vampires' is bad enough, but the fact that Bella is a teenaged Stephanie is just... the straw that broke the camel's back. But, igorning the idiocity of it, it's good, and I highly recomend it." --MD
"I. AM. OBSESSED. WITH. TWILIGHT. I agree with EA with the interpretation of vampires, but I LOVE the perfect mixture of action and romance. I've read the stories over and over again." --EG
To Be Continued... XD