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Joined 09-04-08, id: 1685537, Profile Updated: 04-15-14
Author has written 29 stories for Ben 10, Jurassic Park, Adventure Quest, Ratchet and Clank, Mario, Saw, Happy Tree Friends, Star Fox, Misc. Games, Super Smash Brothers, Storm Hawks, Final Destination, Digimon, Resistance: Fall of Man, and Redwall.

Since it's yet another new year, I figure I may as well update my page a little. :p

Gender: Male

Age: Older than 18.

Favorite Cartoon: Regular Show.

Favorite food: If it's meat, I'll probably eat it.

Favorite Game(s): Kirby/Donkey Kong/Mario/Grand Theft Auto/Ratchet & Clank/The Walking Dead/Assassin's Creed

Favorite TV Series: 24, Game of Thrones, Breaking Bad, The Walking Dead

Trademark: If you're reading a story with werewolves, fart jokes, bad breath jokes, violence and/or mutilations (or even all four), I probably wrote it. :p

Note: If I don't update ANYTHING within at least two years, I'm dead, in jail, have no access to any form of computer, or, for some fucked up reason, have decided to stop participating at FF Net.

Hopefully, it will never come to that.

That's it for now. I'll update it later.

Tips for Writing a Story

Think of a story and title for it (duh).
Figure out a plot (or make one up as you type).
Brainstorm.
Procrastonate.
Start typing.
Listen to music while wearing headphones and typing (or watch a TV show online).
Procrastonate.
While typing, try adding several details to make it more interesting to the reader.
Procrastonate.
Re-read it and edit it for mistakes.
Um...procrastonate.
Add story to your Fanfiction account and publish it.
Rinse and repeat for your story's chapters, then wait for someone to review your story.
...Did I mention procrastonate? XD

Forums

Oh, yeah...I made my own forum for Mario so anyone who likes my Mario fanfics can discuss and talk about them.

New Stories

Okay, here's a list of possibly story ideas and brief summaries:

The Aces of Lylat

Not too many details yet for this Star Fox fanfic. Basic plot is that the Lylat System is in danger of being taken over by Andross' nephew Andrew, and it's up to Star Fox and various other squadrons to stop him before it's too late, all while avoiding the threat of a new hostile squad of mercenaries Andrew has hired. The story's gonna be Star Fox related, but it'll have an Ace Combat feel to it here and there. The story's gonna be rated T, but not because of language (surprisingly). It'll be because of all the violence, none of which I'm sugar-coating.

Image/Avatar:

I figured it was time to get my avatar changed, so I replaced the Spiky picture. Couldn't think of what to put up there, so I snagged an image of Cloud's enormous sword.

Most popular story

With Big Shells and Wings

Summary: In my very first Mario fanfic, Bowser decides to find every single bad guy (I'm talking about ALL of them) to form a pack designed to hunt down and kill Mario. Mario must make alliances with past partners in order to take them all on and defeat Bowser once and for all. Meanwhile, the Koopa Bros. must deal with their own personal issues and Trowzer, Bowser's big brother, has a few evil plans not even his brother knows about...

Update - 4/15/14

Chapter 2 of The Aces of Lylat has been posted. Uploads are probably gonna be slower due to real life priorities I've been taking care of.

OCs

If you don't already know, OC means original character. Here's a list of mine:

Howndst

Age: 67
Species: Werewolf
Story: Loyal to the End/Scales and Tales
Weight: 192 lbs.
Height: 5'11''
Friends: Krazat/Twarzy/Fliowtoes/Daxxil
Enemies: Byric/Harkst
Family: Parents deceased/Younger brother
Personal facts: He was sat on by a dragon (Brihart) and got stuck inside its butthole...until the dragon pooped him out. Because of this, Howndst is prone to stinky smells.
Brief summary: Unlike most Werewolves you hear of, he's smart and isn't just focused on brute strength to win his battles. He's got no problem taking orders, unless they're completely ridiculous or stupid. The guy's a lot tougher than he sounds, and knows how to wield any weapon known to man...or in this case, werewolf.

Brihart

Age: N/A
Species: Flame Dragon
Story: Loyal to the End/Scales and Tales
Weight: At least 3 to 4 tons
Height: Over 20 feet
Friends: Carsonlitov/Gorvl/Kikle
Enemies: Daxin-Backbreath
Family: Parents
Personal facts: Suffers from a severe (but temporarily treatable) case of halitosis.
Brief summary: He's a lazy flame dragon who loves chatting with his friends and flirting with his girlfriend. He gets into amusing situations along with his friends everyday. He's not very smart either.

Kenros

Age: Over 200 (yeah, he's pretty damn old)
Species: Loboan (or Benwolf, whichever you want to call it)
Story:Out of the Cage
Weight: 210 lbs.
Height: 6'3''
Friends: LJ/Hraggs
Enemies: Remquists
Family: All are deceased
Personal facts: There's a rash growing on his back...it's slowly spreading everywhere.
Brief summary: My first OC, this guy's a badass wolf creature who's not afraid of death. After working as a mercenary for the Remquists, inadvertently getting his family killed, he decided to use the rest of his resources to destroy the Remquists, no matter what. He tends to make wise cracks every now and then, but his main goal is defeating the Remquists before they destroy Earth. Kenros thinks humans (LJ in particular) are somewhat stupid.

LJ

Age: Mid 40s
Species: Human
Story: Out of the Cage
Weight: 184 lbs.
Height: 5'10''
Friends: Kenros
Enemies: Sproksin
Family: Father deceased/Has a younger brother and sister
Personal facts: Somehow...he forgot to put his clothes on and went to school naked. And his name means Leslie Junior.
Brief summary: A freelancing mercenary who inadvertently ran into Kenros. Despite his looks, LJ is actually a funny guy (and stupid at times). He gets mad whenever someone makes fun of his hairdo, which everyone thinks looks like a porcupine.

Wolf Canchuck

Age: 326 (no, I'm serious)
Species: Wolf...obviously
Story: Chronicles of Drakmoon
Weight: 188 lbs.
Height: 6'7''
Friends: Shank/Ratchet/Shackles
Enemies: His cloned brothers/Werepyres/Vampires
Family: Wife deceased/Several of his cloned brothers deceased/Godson deceased
Personal facts: He has no hygiene and eating vegetables messes with his stomach in various ways.
Brief summary: Wolf is a clone created in 1980, immediately trained to become an assassin for the world's deadliest hitman syndicate. After 200 years of killing, he was considered a liabilty and was ordered to be killed, but the hit failed. Wolf was brainwashed and had no memory of his assassinating life, but soon found out when he started working at another government based assassinating company. After several of his friend's deaths, (including his godson and his boss, who was like another father to him), he left the organization. Now he's been recruited to fight for Lycans in the forests of Drakmoon. Wolf has a warped mind and thinks he's slowly going crazy. Despite everything, he's still got a sense of humor and isn't afraid to show it...no matter how vulgar it is.

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Quotes

This is just a collection of some of my favorite quotes for various games, movies, etc.

"Damnit!" -Jack Bauer.

"You're my goddamn hero." -Ryder.

"VENGEANCE IS MINE! YOU ARE ALL ANTS AND I AM YOUR DESTROYER!!" -Mickey Mouse.

"YOU DON'T...FUCKING...TALK TO ME...LIKE THAT! YOU LITTLE...PIECE OF...SHIT!! Get the fuck up. GET THE FUCK UP!!" -Mickey Mouse.

"Check this retardedness out: I can only chase the Mario when his back is turned, and if the Mario looks at me, I have to, hmmm how did Bowser put it? I have to freeze, turn invisible, and NEVER move! Fucking terrible!" -Boo.

"I hope you'll forgive me, but I've got a wife and kid waiting for me at home." -Maes Hughes.

"Yippee-kai-yay Motherfucker!" -John McClane.

"McClane? McClane! McClan--oh, shit." -Matthew Farrell.

"Shut up stupid! You just fired at a federal agent!" -Jack Bauer.

"PIZZA'S NOT FOR BREAKFAST!" -The Whitest Kids U Know.

"Thank you--she's seasick." -James Bond

"Damnit!"
"Hey, what's the matter?"
"The Mario jumps over me everytime! I don't know why Bowser put this goddamn chain on my body!"
-Chain Chomp and Green Koopa.

"The trouble with wanting something is the fear of losing it...or never getting it." -Max Payne.

"Why do you hate us so much?"
"I don't hate you Sarah, I just don't care about you." -Scene from Firewall.

"Bawk! You're a fat murderer!"
"Shut the fuck up!" -Andy Milonakis

"Oh shit! Dennis. Dennis!"
"What happened?"
"It's 4 o'clock."
"Ohh...Ooooo. I'm freezing and sweating allll at once."
"I think I may have peed in my pants!"
"We missed our doctor's appointment."
"Only by an hour. If we hurry, maybe they'll still see us."
"It was yesterday. We missed our appointment by an hour and a day!"
"We slept through a whole day?!" -Dennis and Dee.

"Freeze, bitch!"
"You freeze, bitch!"
"Oh, shit! I'm fucked."
"Now back up, put the gun down, and give a pack of Tropical Fruit Bubbleicious."
"...And some skittles." -Bad Boys.

"I'll take a potato chip...AND EAT IT!" -Light Yagomi

"Everyone deals with grief differently, right? Some people fuck at funerals. I cut off heads." -Travis Touchdown.

"BANG!" -L

"I bought a billboard!" -Frank Reynolds.

Links

This is for anyone who wants to read my stories on Fictionpress:
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The Perilous Road to Salvation

Madness Combat

The best Internet Flash series ever. I did not make or have anything to do with it; I'm just posting them up here.

Madness Combat
Madness Combat 2
Madness Combat 3
Madness Combat 4
Madness Combat 5
Madness Combat 6
Madness Combat 7
Madness Combat 8
Madness Combat 9

Madness Combat 5-7 are not intended for people with a phobia of clowns. Neither is this. It's also not intended for very religious people...you'll see what I mean.

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Tiberium Wars by Peptuck reviews
As Tiberium spreads across the Earth, the Global Defense Initiative finds itself facing a reforged and vengeful Brotherhood of Nod, and an even more mysterious, inhuman force that holds the secrets to the green crystal... A novelization of Tiberium Wars.
Command & Conquer - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 206,445 - Reviews: 466 - Favs: 522 - Follows: 403 - Updated: 4/19/2012 - Published: 7/13/2007 - GDI Commander, Kane
The Dark Forest by Sdeaf reviews
War rages all across the forest of Darkovia between the Werewolves and the Vampires. This story follows the exploits of one vampire warrior named Damian as he seeks to survive in this hellish world. T rating is for violent deaths.
Adventure Quest - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 28 - Words: 249,332 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 8/23/2011 - Published: 12/14/2008 - Complete
The Darkovia War by Pokeshipper99 reviews
My second Adventure Quest story. A terrifying war breaks out in Darkovia between the Vampires and Werewolves with humans caught in the middle. Who will emerge victorious? Rated for violence. Why isn't a genre called Action? No fair....
Adventure Quest - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 18,499 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 5/2/2009 - Published: 12/31/2008
Mario & Luigi: Sherbet Land Saga by Twanny Bizzle reviews
The Koopa Bros. had tried stealing the snow sprites, but when they fail the sprites were sent scattering in different direction. Now it's up to Mario & Luigi, and Black! To find the missing sprites, before the Koopa Bros. find them. Updated! Chapter 9
Mario - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 24,630 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 11/4/2008 - Published: 12/5/2007 - Mario, Koopa Troopa
Call of Duty: Broken Arrow by Ironfingers reviews
SEAL team X-ray 2 uncovers a sinister plot that jeopardizes the US-led mission to take down revolutionary leader Khaled al-Asad.
Call of Duty - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 18,288 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 9/5/2008 - Published: 4/7/2008
FINAL DESTINATION: Armageddon by iBenjamin reviews
After foreseeing a tragic drawbridge-malfunction, Sam saves countless innocent lives, including his own. But now, each survivor is condemned to a more grueling demise as Death hunts and reaps its victims - tying every lose end in this final Armageddon.
Final Destination - Rated: T - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 8 - Words: 23,901 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 8/25/2008 - Published: 5/30/2008 - Julie, Kevin - Complete
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The Aces of Lylat reviews
Star Fox faces their toughest challenge yet once they learn that Andrew has taken over Andross' work and plans on destroying the Lylat System. Now the squadron must team up with other mercenary pilots from across the universe in order to put a stop to him, all while trying to defeat a dangerous enemy squadron known as the Fireflies.
Star Fox - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 16,712 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 4/15 - Published: 4/3
What Lies Beyond the Walls, Book I: The Two Factions reviews
The world outside of Redwall is never a happy, peaceful place. There are no heroes. There are no villains. There are only those who strive for power, those driven mad by their bloodlust, and those who are willing to do anything to survive another day.
Redwall - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 104,653 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 3/21 - Published: 11/16/2013
Suffer, Arc I: Heroes' Demise reviews
In the sequel to With Big Shells and Wings, Mario and his friends find themselves being targeted by a sinister new foe who will stop at nothing to plague the world with chaos, bedlam, and death.
Mario - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 29,474 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 7/18/2013 - Published: 5/10/2013 - Mario
With Big Shells and Wings reviews
Bowser creates a league of every enemy Mario and his friends have faced. Can he stop them all again before Bowser's plans suceed?
Mario - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 56 - Words: 294,326 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 3/29/2013 - Published: 9/20/2008 - Mario, Bowser - Complete
Resistance: Final Push reviews
A few weeks after Hale's death, a special squadron of soldiers are sent to launch one final attack against the Chimeras before the human race goes extinct. Rated M for swearing, gore, and brief sexual content.
Resistance: Fall of Man - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Tragedy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,233 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 4/30/2011 - Published: 4/28/2011
Loyal to the End reviews
War has broken out all over Battleon and Darkovia, and a lone Werewolf Warrior named Howndst must try to stop it all in time.
Adventure Quest - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 19 - Words: 60,716 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 11/6/2010 - Published: 11/5/2008
Invasion of the Doppelgangers reviews
An evil force tries to take over the Brawl Universe with millions and millions of clones created from the DNA of the Brawl fighters themselves. Warning: This story has many newcomers.
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 18,965 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 6/12/2010 - Published: 1/3/2009
Jurassic Park IV: Raptors Unite reviews
30 years after Jurassic Park III, a team of hunters are sent to investigate a stream of disappearances...but they find more than they bargain for.
Jurassic Park - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 15 - Words: 30,881 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 5/23/2010 - Published: 9/14/2008
Scales and Tales reviews
A hilarious story about the lives of different elemental dragons trying to solve their everyday problems one step at a time.
Adventure Quest - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 11 - Words: 28,189 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 3/27/2010 - Published: 2/15/2009
Final Destination: HTF edition reviews
When Death decides that it's time for the world to end, Flippy sees a graphic vision of it and realizes it will come true. It's up to him and his HTF buddies to stop Armageddon before it's too late!
Crossover - Final Destination & Happy Tree Friends - Rated: M - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 15 - Words: 59,455 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 3/13/2010 - Published: 3/23/2009
When Koopas Meet Digimon reviews
When Iggy, Kooper, and The Mario Bros., befriend a Digimon and a whole arsenal of more Digimon enter the Mario universe, a great adventure is bound to start!
Crossover - Digimon & Mario - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 12,323 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 2/3/2010 - Published: 5/11/2009 - Guilmon, Koopa Troopa
Rampage: Universal Domination reviews
A fanfic about the Rampage series where the monsters traverse around the universe city by city, destroying everything in their paths.
Misc. Games - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 25,422 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 1/2/2010 - Published: 12/9/2008
Chronicles of Drakmoon
The story of a werewolf named Wolf who joins the Lycan race in the 24th century, where vampires, werepyres, and werewolves still exsit.
Adventure Quest - Rated: M - English - Humor/Crime - Chapters: 12 - Words: 26,063 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 6/22/2009 - Published: 9/15/2008
Ratchet & Clank: All or Something reviews
Prequel to Ratchet and Clank: Up Your Arsenal, this story involves our heroes being pursued by bounty hunters from Obsidiak, Snivelak's moon. And yes...they must save the universe...again.
Ratchet and Clank - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 10,644 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 4/26/2009 - Published: 9/17/2008
St Patrick's Day Smoochie reviews
A smoochie of all the green HTF characters.
Happy Tree Friends - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,586 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Published: 3/19/2009 - Complete
How to Wash a Raptor reviews
Inspired by Mystical Lycan Knight of Hell, this drabble is about Repton and his brothers trying to give Leugey a bath. Will they succeed?
Storm Hawks - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,482 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Published: 3/15/2009 - Leugey, Repton - Complete
Down, Down, and Kaboom! reviews
What could possibly happen when the HTF friends get on board a plane headed back to their village? Nothing! ...Just as long as Lifty and Shifty don't kill them all first.
Happy Tree Friends - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,171 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 3/14/2009 - Published: 3/12/2009 - Complete
Kidnapped reviews
A parody of the movie Taken where Bowser must rescue his daughter from a band of koopa traffickers.
Mario - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,633 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 3/4/2009 - Bowser
Super Morton Crazy Time Happiness reviews
Iggy gives Morton Koopa Jr. a pill that will greatly increase his power and make him invincible. The only problem is that there are many, many, many, many...many side effects.
Mario - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,175 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 3/1/2009 - Published: 11/9/2008 - Koopalings - Complete
The Undead Awesome reviews
This is what happens if you meet the Undead Army.
Adventure Quest - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,070 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/14/2009 - Complete
Out of the Cage reviews
A Benwolf creature named Kenros and a mercenary named LJ travel across the world looking for tools to defeat a deadly race of species. Look for other Ben 10 creatures in the story.
Ben 10 - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 16,442 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 1/19/2009 - Published: 9/9/2008
Train Carnage reviews
The HTF friends take a trip aboard a train to downtown, only to realize that the Curse Idol has found its way on the train as well.
Happy Tree Friends - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,699 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 1/16/2009 - Published: 1/13/2009 - Complete
Saw VI: Survival of the Fittest reviews
Nine strangers are trapped inside a factory full of traps set by Hoffman. All of them must either work together to survive the gauntlet and live, or ignore the rules and die.
Saw - Rated: M - English - Horror/Angst - Chapters: 8 - Words: 16,722 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 1/4/2009 - Published: 11/15/2008 - Complete
Bowser Party Extreme reviews
Bowser decides to throw a Christmas themed Mario Party with his kids. The only problem is that Bowser likes to cheat in the mini-games...
Mario - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,703 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/23/2008 - Bowser, Koopalings - Complete
Star Wolf: Mercenary Squadron reviews
After the death of one of their closest friends, Wolf O'Donnell and Leon Powalski start gunning for Fox's team and work for a dangerous underground organization in order to find them all.
Star Fox - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Crime - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,937 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 12/22/2008 - Published: 12/8/2008 - Wolf O'D., Leon P.
Cane of Construction reviews
Nutty spots a building under construction and realizes a giant candy cane is right on top of it...and he's determined to get that candy cane no matter what!
Happy Tree Friends - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,361 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Published: 12/18/2008 - Complete
Wolfwing Encounter Training Lesson reviews
Here's what you should and should not do if you see Wolfwing.
Adventure Quest - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,089 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Published: 11/29/2008 - Complete
UH OH! Spaghettios! reviews
There's a reason why no one invites Flippy to lunch...well, in this case, four reasons.
Happy Tree Friends - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 751 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Published: 11/23/2008 - Complete
Behind the Shell: The Life of Bowser reviews
Bowser explains a normal day of his life. ...Let's face it: Bowser never has a normal day.
Mario - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,290 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 10/6/2008 - Published: 9/26/2008 - Bowser, Koopalings - Complete