Author has written 30 stories for Ben 10, Jurassic Park, Adventure Quest, Ratchet and Clank, Mario, Saw, Happy Tree Friends, Misc. Games, Super Smash Brothers, Storm Hawks, Final Destination, Digimon, Resistance: Fall of Man, Redwall, and Star Fox.
Since it's yet another new year, I figure I may as well update my page a little. :p
Age: Older than 20.
Favorite Cartoon: Regular Show.
Favorite food: If it's meat, I'll probably eat it.
Favorite Game(s): Kirby/Donkey Kong/Mario/Grand Theft Auto/Ratchet & Clank/The Walking Dead/Assassin's Creed
Favorite TV Series: 24, Game of Thrones, Breaking Bad, The Walking Dead
Trademark: If you're reading a story with werewolves, fart jokes, bad breath jokes, violence and/or mutilations (or even all four), I probably wrote it. :p
Note: If I don't update ANYTHING within at least two years, I'm dead, in jail, have no access to any form of computer, or, for some fucked up reason, have decided to stop participating at FF Net.
Hopefully, it will never come to that.
That's it for now. I'll update it later.
Tips for Writing a Story
Think of a story and title for it (duh).
Oh, yeah...I made my own forum for Mario so anyone who likes my Mario fanfics can discuss and talk about them.
Currently no new stories are planned.
I figured it was time to get my avatar changed, so I replaced the Spiky picture. Couldn't think of what to put up there, so I snagged an image of Cloud's enormous sword.
Most popular story
With Big Shells and Wings
Summary: In my very first Mario fanfic, Bowser decides to find every single bad guy (I'm talking about ALL of them) to form a pack designed to hunt down and kill Mario. Mario must make alliances with past partners in order to take them all on and defeat Bowser once and for all. Meanwhile, the Koopa Bros. must deal with their own personal issues and Trowzer, Bowser's big brother, has a few evil plans not even his brother knows about...
Update - 5/30/16
New update today...and it only took over two months. X_X A new chapter for What Lies Beyond the Walls is up now.
If you don't already know, OC means original character. Here's a list of mine:
Age: Over 200 (yeah, he's pretty damn old)
Age: Mid 40s
Age: 326 (no, I'm serious)
If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile.
If sometimes your fanfics seem to write themselves, copy this into your profile.
If you think school is boring, copy and paste this
If you have ever gotten so completely sidetracked in a conversation that you don't remember why you were talking in the first place, copy this into your profile.
If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile.
If you think Ryuzaki should have lived, copy and paste this.
If you think Super Mario Sunshine is NOT a failure, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you think that those kids should just give up and let Lucky have his stupid cereal back, copy this into your profile.
If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile!
If you think that Writer's Block sucks ass, copy and paste this into your profile.
This is just a collection of some of my favorite quotes for various games, movies, etc.
"Damnit!" -Jack Bauer.
"You're my goddamn hero." -Ryder.
"VENGEANCE IS MINE! YOU ARE ALL ANTS AND I AM YOUR DESTROYER!!" -Mickey Mouse.
"YOU DON'T...FUCKING...TALK TO ME...LIKE THAT! YOU LITTLE...PIECE OF...SHIT!! Get the fuck up. GET THE FUCK UP!!" -Mickey Mouse.
"Check this retardedness out: I can only chase the Mario when his back is turned, and if the Mario looks at me, I have to, hmmm how did Bowser put it? I have to freeze, turn invisible, and NEVER move! Fucking terrible!" -Boo.
"I hope you'll forgive me, but I've got a wife and kid waiting for me at home." -Maes Hughes.
"Yippee-kai-yay Motherfucker!" -John McClane.
"McClane? McClane! McClan--oh, shit." -Matthew Farrell.
"Shut up stupid! You just fired at a federal agent!" -Jack Bauer.
"PIZZA'S NOT FOR BREAKFAST!" -The Whitest Kids U Know.
"Thank you--she's seasick." -James Bond
"The trouble with wanting something is the fear of losing it...or never getting it." -Max Payne.
"Why do you hate us so much?"
"Bawk! You're a fat murderer!"
"Oh shit! Dennis. Dennis!"
"I'll take a potato chip...AND EAT IT!" -Light Yagomi
"Everyone deals with grief differently, right? Some people fuck at funerals. I cut off heads." -Travis Touchdown.
"I bought a billboard!" -Frank Reynolds.
The best Internet Flash series ever. I did not make or have anything to do with it; I'm just posting them up here.
Madness Combat 5-7 are not intended for people with a phobia of clowns. Neither is this. It's also not intended for very religious people...you'll see what I mean.