Author has written 30 stories for Ben 10, Jurassic Park, Adventure Quest, Ratchet and Clank, Mario, Saw, Happy Tree Friends, Misc. Games, Super Smash Brothers, Storm Hawks, Final Destination, Digimon, Resistance: Fall of Man, Redwall, and Star Fox.
Since it's yet another new year, I figure I may as well update my page a little. :p
Age: Older than 20.
Favorite Cartoon: Regular Show.
Favorite food: If it's meat, I'll probably eat it.
Favorite Game(s): Kirby/Donkey Kong/Mario/Grand Theft Auto/Ratchet & Clank/The Walking Dead/Assassin's Creed
Favorite TV Series: 24, Game of Thrones, Breaking Bad, The Walking Dead
Trademark: If you're reading a story with werewolves, fart jokes, bad breath jokes, violence and/or mutilations (or even all four), I probably wrote it. :p
Note: If I don't update ANYTHING within at least two years, I'm dead, in jail, have no access to any form of computer, or, for some fucked up reason, have decided to stop participating at FF Net.
Hopefully, it will never come to that.
That's it for now. I'll update it later.
Tips for Writing a Story
Think of a story and title for it (duh).
Figure out a plot (or make one up as you type).
Listen to music while wearing headphones and typing (or watch a TV show online).
While typing, try adding several details to make it more interesting to the reader.
Re-read it and edit it for mistakes.
Add story to your Fanfiction account and publish it.
Rinse and repeat for your story's chapters, then wait for someone to review your story.
...Did I mention procrastonate? XD
Oh, yeah...I made my own forum for Mario so anyone who likes my Mario fanfics can discuss and talk about them.
Currently no new stories are planned.
I figured it was time to get my avatar changed, so I replaced the Spiky picture. Couldn't think of what to put up there, so I snagged an image of Cloud's enormous sword.
Most popular story
With Big Shells and Wings
Summary: In my very first Mario fanfic, Bowser decides to find every single bad guy (I'm talking about ALL of them) to form a pack designed to hunt down and kill Mario. Mario must make alliances with past partners in order to take them all on and defeat Bowser once and for all. Meanwhile, the Koopa Bros. must deal with their own personal issues and Trowzer, Bowser's big brother, has a few evil plans not even his brother knows about...
Update - 6/20/17
Got a new chapter for What Lies Beyond the Walls now.
If you don't already know, OC means original character. Here's a list of mine:
Story: Loyal to the End/Scales and Tales
Weight: 192 lbs.
Family: Parents deceased/Younger brother
Personal facts: He was sat on by a dragon (Brihart) and got stuck inside its butthole...until the dragon pooped him out. Because of this, Howndst is prone to stinky smells.
Brief summary: Unlike most Werewolves you hear of, he's smart and isn't just focused on brute strength to win his battles. He's got no problem taking orders, unless they're completely ridiculous or stupid. The guy's a lot tougher than he sounds, and knows how to wield any weapon known to man...or in this case, werewolf.
Species: Flame Dragon
Story: Scales and Tales
Weight: At least 3 to 4 tons
Height: Over 20 feet
Personal facts: Suffers from a severe (but temporarily treatable) case of halitosis.
Brief summary: He's a lazy flame dragon who loves chatting with his friends and flirting with his girlfriend. He gets into amusing situations along with his friends everyday. He's not very smart either.
Age: Over 200 (yeah, he's pretty damn old)
Species: Loboan (or Benwolf, whichever you want to call it)
Story:Out of the Cage
Weight: 210 lbs.
Family: All are deceased
Personal facts: There's a rash growing on his back...it's slowly spreading everywhere.
Brief summary: My first OC, this guy's a badass wolf creature who's not afraid of death. After working as a mercenary for the Remquists, inadvertently getting his family killed, he decided to use the rest of his resources to destroy the Remquists, no matter what. He tends to make wise cracks every now and then, but his main goal is defeating the Remquists before they destroy Earth. Kenros thinks humans (LJ in particular) are somewhat stupid.
Age: Mid 40s
Story: Out of the Cage
Weight: 184 lbs.
Family: Father deceased/Has a younger brother and sister
Personal facts: Somehow...he forgot to put his clothes on and went to school naked. And his name means Leslie Junior.
Brief summary: A freelancing mercenary who inadvertently ran into Kenros. Despite his looks, LJ is actually a funny guy (and stupid at times). He gets mad whenever someone makes fun of his hairdo, which everyone thinks looks like a porcupine.
Age: 326 (no, I'm serious)
Story: Chronicles of Drakmoon
Weight: 188 lbs.
Enemies: His cloned brothers/Werepyres/Vampires
Family: Wife deceased/Several of his cloned brothers deceased/Godson deceased
Personal facts: He has no hygiene and eating vegetables messes with his stomach in various ways.
Brief summary: Wolf is a clone created in 1980, immediately trained to become an assassin for the world's deadliest hitman syndicate. After 200 years of killing, he was considered a liabilty and was ordered to be killed, but the hit failed. Wolf was brainwashed and had no memory of his assassinating life, but soon found out when he started working at another government based assassinating company. After several of his friend's deaths, (including his godson and his boss, who was like another father to him), he left the organization. Now he's been recruited to fight for Lycans in the forests of Drakmoon. Wolf has a warped mind and thinks he's slowly going crazy. Despite everything, he's still got a sense of humor and isn't afraid to show it...no matter how vulgar it is.
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If you think Ryuzaki should have lived, copy and paste this.
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If you think that those kids should just give up and let Lucky have his stupid cereal back, copy this into your profile.
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This is just a collection of some of my favorite quotes for various games, movies, etc.
"Damnit!" -Jack Bauer.
"You're my goddamn hero." -Ryder.
"VENGEANCE IS MINE! YOU ARE ALL ANTS AND I AM YOUR DESTROYER!!" -Mickey Mouse.
"YOU DON'T...FUCKING...TALK TO ME...LIKE THAT! YOU LITTLE...PIECE OF...SHIT!! Get the fuck up. GET THE FUCK UP!!" -Mickey Mouse.
"Check this retardedness out: I can only chase the Mario when his back is turned, and if the Mario looks at me, I have to, hmmm how did Bowser put it? I have to freeze, turn invisible, and NEVER move! Fucking terrible!" -Boo.
"I hope you'll forgive me, but I've got a wife and kid waiting for me at home." -Maes Hughes.
"Yippee-kai-yay Motherfucker!" -John McClane.
"McClane? McClane! McClan--oh, shit." -Matthew Farrell.
"Shut up stupid! You just fired at a federal agent!" -Jack Bauer.
"PIZZA'S NOT FOR BREAKFAST!" -The Whitest Kids U Know.
"Thank you--she's seasick." -James Bond
"Hey, what's the matter?"
"The Mario jumps over me everytime! I don't know why Bowser put this goddamn chain on my body!"
-Chain Chomp and Green Koopa.
"The trouble with wanting something is the fear of losing it...or never getting it." -Max Payne.
"Why do you hate us so much?"
"I don't hate you Sarah, I just don't care about you." -Scene from Firewall.
"Bawk! You're a fat murderer!"
"Shut the fuck up!" -Andy Milonakis
"Oh shit! Dennis. Dennis!"
"It's 4 o'clock."
"Ohh...Ooooo. I'm freezing and sweating allll at once."
"I think I may have peed in my pants!"
"We missed our doctor's appointment."
"Only by an hour. If we hurry, maybe they'll still see us."
"It was yesterday. We missed our appointment by an hour and a day!"
"We slept through a whole day?!" -Dennis and Dee.
"You freeze, bitch!"
"Oh, shit! I'm fucked."
"Now back up, put the gun down, and give a pack of Tropical Fruit Bubbleicious."
"...And some skittles." -Bad Boys.
"I'll take a potato chip...AND EAT IT!" -Light Yagomi
"Everyone deals with grief differently, right? Some people fuck at funerals. I cut off heads." -Travis Touchdown.
"I bought a billboard!" -Frank Reynolds.
This is for anyone who wants to read my stories on Fictionpress:
The Perilous Road to Salvation
The best Internet Flash series ever. I did not make or have anything to do with it; I'm just posting them up here.
Madness Combat 2
Madness Combat 3
Madness Combat 4
Madness Combat 5
Madness Combat 6
Madness Combat 7
Madness Combat 8
Madness Combat 9
Madness Combat 5-7 are not intended for people with a phobia of clowns. Neither is this. It's also not intended for very religious people...you'll see what I mean.