Blondie the Novelist
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Joined 09-04-08, id: 1685622, Profile Updated: 11-04-08
Author has written 1 story for Twilight.

I'm called Blondie the Novelist because, well duh, I'm a blondie and I write! I love writing fanfics and want to write my own novels some day. But for now, I'm just an avid reader and an obsessive Twilight fan!! What else? I play clarinet in my school band, I love my cousins and brothers very much, I work as a Mother's Helper to my "adoptive" sister and I have some of the best friends in the world!

I"m really happy with my first story, The Food Fight of Forks High. Right now, I'm having a bit of trouble finding time to write. I'm in Advanced Math this year, so I have a lot of homework. However, I'll have a little more time (hopefully) soon, so then there will be more fanfiction. Maybe the honorable Mr. Green will appear in one! Keep watching.

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Desperate by Angeliss reviews
Sometimes your dreams can blind you to what has to be done; that's what Edward thinks. But Rosalie disagrees. Sometimes your dreams give you the strength to save a life. Canon, BD, RxE. *NO SPOILERS TIL 3RD CHAPTER- FIRST TWO ARE INTERCONNECTED ONESHOTS*
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 16 - Words: 29,754 - Reviews: 262 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 1/3/2010 - Published: 8/28/2008 - Rosalie, Emmett
A Cullen Moment by Wolf Babies reviews
This is a collection of completely random moments in time during the everlasting lives of the Cullen family.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 102 - Words: 84,587 - Reviews: 1803 - Favs: 290 - Follows: 132 - Updated: 10/31/2009 - Published: 6/14/2008 - Third Wife, Joshua U. - Complete
The Twilight Kids by Darkpaw94 reviews
What if the Twilight story was not in Highschool, but in Elementary school? As the 9 year-old Bella starts out new in Forks Elementary, she can't help but have weird feelings for the pale Edward Cullen and his 'Vampire Club' friends. ExB E&B POV
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 10 - Words: 23,221 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 3/29/2009 - Published: 9/28/2008
Family Therapy Cullen Style by vjgm reviews
Carlisle has had it with the children's constant bickering so he sends the Cullen's to family therapy. Suicidal Edward,Bella's fear of committment, Alice addicted to shopping, Rosalie's hostility, Emmett and Japer's gambling..who will survive? FUNNY
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 69,221 - Reviews: 8346 - Favs: 7,473 - Follows: 1,716 - Updated: 5/15/2008 - Published: 11/10/2007 - Complete
Bella and the Beast: Twilight Karaoke! by LindaRoo reviews
The songs of Disney's "Beauty and the Beast" humorously re-written to the plot of Twilight. Come join the fun and sing along! You know you want to...
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,218 - Reviews: 250 - Favs: 139 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 2/26/2008 - Published: 2/11/2008
The Food Fight of Forks High reviews
Mr. Greene is trying to find the mastermind behind the Food Fight of Forks High. But each Cullen points to another! Who gets blamed in the end?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 8,142 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 10/5/2008 - Published: 9/7/2008 - Complete