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Author has written 5 stories for Twilight.

Hello, I am Scarlette

-For most of my stories that I will post up I will use these pictures for the Cullens and Bella, unless I state otherwise-

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Bella again :

Edward :

Pictures for story Mental Insanity

Bella :

Dr. Newton :

Mysterious Motorcycle :

Anything below here is a quote I found funny

I'm a little teapot short and stout. Here is my handle here is my... Well I’ll be damned. I'm a sugar bowl.

Good friends will pick you up when your fall, BEST FRIENDS will push you back down and laugh

Officer, I swear to Drunk I'm not God!

Come to the dark side. We have COOKIES!

I smile because I have no idea what's going on!

I make the cowardly lion look like the terminator!

I stay as confused as a gangster with a skateboard.

People who say anything's possible haven't tried to slam a revolving door.

Cars race Chuck Norris

Only chuck norris can slam a revolving door

Chuck Norris has a nightlight-not because Chuck Norris is afraid of the dark, but because the dark is afraid of Chuck Norris

One day, we will look back on this, laugh nervously, and change the subject.

Ever stop to think and forget to start again?

Therapist = The/rapist... scary thought

It's always the last place you look...of course it is, why the hell would I keep looking after I found it?

They say, "Guns don't kill people, people kill people." Well I think the guns help. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill to many people.(So true...)

When you get caught looking at him, just remember, he was looking back.

Just because you're paranoid doesn't mean that they're not out to get you.

Remember what you just said, because tomorrow I am going to have a witty and sarcastic comeback and you'll be devastated then!

Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up.

I'd rather be hated for who I am than be loved for who I'm not.

My favorite word is sarcasm

"I know water doesn't bite! What a stupid thing to say! Water doesn't have to bite you! You drown in it you moron!" -Stewie Griffin

"You know, I do not think that means what you think it means." Inigo Montoyez

Make a man a fire and he'll be warm for a day but set the man on fire and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.

I've got things to break, people to laugh at, objects to drool over and who knows what else.

Percussive maintenance - the art of whacking the crap out of an electronic device to get it to work again

I'm not insane... i just do whatever the voices tell me to.

Boys are like trees-they take 50 years to grow up.

Life isn't passing me by; it's trying to run me over.

Having the love of your life say you can still be friends is like having your dog die and your mom saying you can still keep it.

Was that an earthquake, or did I just rock your world?

Why are the Force and duct tape the same?-
Both have a light and dark side and hold the universe together!

Don't hate yourself in the morning-sleep till noon.

You say I'm not cool. But cool is another word for cold. If I'm not cold, I'm hot. I know I'm hot. Thanks for embracing it.

I'm so gangster, I carry a squirt gun.

When I say LOL I'm not laughing out loud. I just have nothing better to say.

I was gifted, but the psychiatrist took away my powers. (And now he won't give them back!)

You cry, I cry, you laugh, I laugh, you fall off a cliff, I laugh even harder.

I'm the kind of girl who will burst our laughing in the middle of a dead silence because of something that happened yesterday. (i do that all the time)

"Wal-Mart, do they like, sell walls there?" - Paris Hilton

When it rains on my party, I bust out the slip n' slide.

I don't obsess! I think intensely.

Be who you are and say what you feel for those who mind don't matter and those who matter don't mind- Dr.Suess

If you have ever read a 250 pg + book in less than one day, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you actually know what a semi-colon is, copy and paste this into your profile.

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Isn't Disney World just a people trap operated by a mouse?

Isn't it funny how the word 'politics' is made up of the words 'poli' meaning 'many' in Latin, and 'tics' as in 'bloodsucking creatures’?

Why is it that some products you have to turn it upside down to read the directions, and the directions say do not turn upside down?

Muffins are just ugly cupcakes...but we love them anyways

It is wise to walk a mile in a man's shoes before judging him... That way you're a mile away and you have his shoes.

"Never hire a colorblind electrician."

"If you are good you will be assigned all the work. If you are really good you will get out of it."

"What happens if you get scared half to death twice?"

"A conclusion is the part where you got tired of thinking."

"Always listen to experts- they'll tell you confidently what can't be done and why. Then go ahead and do it."

"After all is said and done a heck of a lot more is said than done."

"At my lemonade stand I used to give away the first glass for free, and charge five dollars for the refill. It contained the antidote."

"Happiness is your dentist telling you “it won't hurt a bit,” and then he catches his hand in the drill."

"The good news is that you may have screwed up my past and created my present but you have no control over my future."

Let's play truth or dare! Or maybe just dare, because nobody seems to tell the truth anymore.

Even if you're on the right track, you'll get run over if you just sit there.

If you can't convince them, confuse them. (It works 99percent of the time! :-)

If you want to know what God thinks of money, just look at the people he gave it to.

War doesn't determine who's right. War determines who's left.

If the grass is greener on the other side, you can bet the water bill is higher.

War is God's way of teaching Americans about geography.

Basic Definitions of Science: If it's green or wiggles, it's biology. If it stinks, it's chemistry. If it doesn't work, it's physics.

If Patrick Henry thought that taxation without representation was bad, he should see how bad it is with representation.

You know it's going to be a bad day when you jump out of bed and miss the floor.

The statistics on sanity are that one out of every four Americans is suffering from some form of mental illness. Think of your three best friends. If they are okay, then it's you. (I know it's me, ive got add and pround of it!)

The problem with America is stupidity. I'm not saying there should be a capital punishment for stupidity, but why don't we just take the safety labels off of everything and let the problem solve itself?

The reason grandparents and grandchildren get along so well is that they have a common enemy.

Amateurs built the ark. Professionals built the Titanic.

People who say it can't be done should not interrupt those of us who are doing it.

You can't wait for inspiration; you have to go after it with a club.

You don't write because you want to say something, you write because you have something to say.

The act of writing is the act of discovering what you believe.

Asking a writer what he thinks about criticism is like asking a lamppost what it thinks about dogs.

My friends are the type of people who would try to drown a fish, but I love them anyway.

Sometimes I lie awake at night and ask, "Where have I gone wrong?" Then a voice says to me, "This is going to take more than one night."

The buddy system is essential to survival; it gives the enemy somebody else to shoot at.

SARCASM is just another free service I offer.

I like you. When the world is mine, your death shall be quick and painless.

I'm not ALWAYS late. Sometimes i just don't show up.

You're not yourself today. I noticed the improvement immediately.

A bookstore is one of the only pieces of evidence we have that people are still thinking

Education is important; school however, is another matter.

Always forgive your enemies - Nothing annoys them more

Join The Army, Visit exotic places, meet strange people, and then kill them.

Boys are like purses: cute, full of crap, and always replaceable.

Boys are like skateboards; they can go fast but usually there pretty slow.

If at first you don't succeed, don't try skydiving.

I called your boyfriend gay and he hit me with his purse.

Evening News is where they begin with "Good Evening" then proceed to tell you why it isn't.

I can only please on person per day-myself

Don't follow in my footsteps; I tend to walk into walls.

Everybody wants to go to heaven; but nobody wants to die.

A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.

There are no stupid questions, just stupid people.

There are three kinds of people in the world; ones that can count and ones that can't count.

I am on a quest to the deepest, darkest corners of my room in search of what some would call "a floor" - a long and difficult task awaits me. Wish me luck my friends for I may not return alive.

I'm not paranoid... WHICH ONE OF MY ENEMIES TOLD YOU THIS!

If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried

Flying is simple. Just throw yourself at the ground and miss.

Don’t knock on death’s door. Ring the bell and run. He hates that.

Trying is the first step toward failure.

Never try, never fail

When life gives you lemons, make grape juice, then sit back and let the world wonder how you did it.

When life gives you lemons, throw them back and demand Edward

Who was the first person to say, "See that chicken over there ... I'm gonna eat the first thing that comes out if its butt”?

Ooooo...a life. Where can I download one?

I apologize, do you want me to mean it too?

If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill themselves, is it considered a hostage situation?

"The dinosaurs extinction wasn't an accident. Barney came and they all committed suicide."

"All those who have telekinesis, raise my hand."

"Doctors say I have multiple personality disorder. We disagree with that."

Fake is the new trend. I guess everyone’s in style.

So what I’ve got a smile on, but it’s hiding the quiet superstitions in my head.

Yes I may be smiling, but I’m secretly laughing at your face.

I didn’t say that it was your fault…I said I was going to blame you.

You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say will be misquoted then used against you.

I love my computer, because my friends live in it.

If you have noticed this notice you will have noticed that this notice is not worth noticing

Eight more days and I can start telling the truth again.

Copying from a single source is called plagiarism, copying from multiple source is called research.

I hear voices, and they don't like you.

Is it possible to scream at the bottom of your lungs?

Can't anybody who has a job go in the "employees only" doors at restaurants? Shouldn’t they be more specific and say "employees of this place only"?

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His Gift by Yuki's Adorable Girlfriend reviews
DURING NEW MOON! Edward and his family have left Forks, and Bella finds out shes pregnant with his child.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 15,926 - Reviews: 367 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 165 - Updated: 2/1/2014 - Published: 8/27/2008 - Bella, Edward, Jacob
Conditioning by Llama Mama23 reviews
It's now required for Forks High School students to take a semester of CONDITIONING gym! When both Edward and Emmett show up in Bella's class, what will happen? Series of gym-related drabbles. Edited August, 2012.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,331 - Reviews: 301 - Favs: 234 - Follows: 294 - Updated: 8/4/2013 - Published: 4/11/2008
A Cullen Halloween by ForEverTopaz1901 reviews
Alice black-mails all of the Cullens, including Bella, into celebrating Halloween. Not that a family of vampires really needs to dress up into a mythical creature costume, but Alice still finds the fun in annoying her family members. Review!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,353 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 5/10/2013 - Published: 10/25/2008 - Bella, Edward
Midnight Mansion by CarribbeanLady reviews
Bella Swan is a new girl in the dreary town of Forks. While biking with her friend Angela she stumbles across an old white mansion in the middle of forest. Although the house looks harmless from the outside, the occupants are far from innocent.Dark!Edward
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 14 - Words: 72,986 - Reviews: 660 - Favs: 650 - Follows: 416 - Updated: 10/1/2012 - Published: 9/30/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Unintended by Cinnamint Kitty reviews
Three months after Edward left, Bella was brutally raped. Now, two years later, the Cullens have returned to Forks. How will Edward react to Bella's shocking news? And can Bella ever forgive him for leaving? EXB M for rape
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 16,086 - Reviews: 965 - Favs: 752 - Follows: 930 - Updated: 5/11/2012 - Published: 1/18/2008
Angel with Dark Wings by DepressedQueen reviews
What would happen if Bella was a grim reaper. Would Edward still fall in love? Would the Cullens survive or die when Bella has a really bad Temper? Please read it is actually really good!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 14,468 - Reviews: 174 - Favs: 136 - Follows: 142 - Updated: 7/18/2011 - Published: 5/17/2008 - Bella, Edward
Goodbye, my love by UCLAisinLosAngelesxo reviews
ONE-SHOT Alice has a vision, and Emmett takes Bella to say goodbye to the boy that influenced both their lives. So where's the catch?
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,204 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 3 - Updated: 12/23/2010 - Published: 11/2/2008 - Complete
Bella a Prankster! Who Figured! by StormysGirl11 reviews
What happens when Bella decides to play pranks on the Cullens? Will they laugh and let it slide or will they come back with vengeance? R&R First fan fic. Changed it to T for language.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 17,165 - Reviews: 145 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 140 - Updated: 8/11/2010 - Published: 7/17/2008
Sunrise by BlueSea14 reviews
Twilight in Edward's point of view. Completed June 2010
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 42 - Words: 335,515 - Reviews: 2171 - Favs: 2,264 - Follows: 1,102 - Updated: 6/21/2010 - Published: 9/30/2006 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Twilight Spoof by BabyYoureMyOxygen reviews
One day, Alice decides to make a small spoof dedicated to their suddenly soap-opera resembled lives. How will it turn out when she sits the entire family down to watch it? With an embarrased Bella, a frustrated Edward, and a booming Emmett, the fun is endless for an entire laugh-filled night.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 5,302 - Reviews: 191 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 6/19/2010 - Published: 10/28/2008 - Alice - Complete
Flickers by Captured.By.Insanity reviews
Something happened to Bella. Something Horrid. And these numbers she sees why is she the only one to see them. And the cullens... Why arent there any numbers on them? Original pairings. Discontinued. Out of ideas
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 16 - Words: 20,759 - Reviews: 291 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 127 - Updated: 6/17/2010 - Published: 8/25/2008 - Bella, Edward
Death Angel by PillowLover reviews
edward left many years ago. now bella is something that nobody could imagine. what would happen if they see each other again. BxE story maybe fist fanfic. read
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 6,885 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 5/26/2010 - Published: 5/17/2008
Bella's Bucket List by Keelie T reviews
Bella gets Acute Leukemia and is given 3 months to live. She decides to make the most of her last months on Earth by creating a bucket list with 10 things on it. She is given the opportunity to live forever. Will she take it or die from her disease? R&R
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,452 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 3/6/2010 - Published: 9/26/2008 - Edward, Bella
Forced or Willing Love? by TheMashMonster reviews
Bella saves Edward from the Volturi in New Moon, but what if things didnt go as smoothly as they wanted? What if someone wants Bella to stay and be his mate? Will Bella love this stranger or wait till Edward figures out how to save her?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 17,783 - Reviews: 177 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 131 - Updated: 1/22/2010 - Published: 8/12/2008 - Bella
Guarding It All by Cherette reviews
Five years after Edward left, Bella finds herself in the hands of the Volturi. The thing is, she is still human. When the Cullens visit Volterra, how will they react to finding Bella working for the Volturi? Will she accept them back into her life? ExB
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 44 - Words: 177,960 - Reviews: 2850 - Favs: 1,206 - Follows: 914 - Updated: 11/24/2009 - Published: 10/21/2008 - Bella, Edward
Two Of A Kind by The Blue-Eyed Vampire reviews
Set in the time of New Moon, but Edward never came back.Bella is now married to Jacob and is expecting twins!The only problem is, one is fathered by Jacob, while the other is by Edward!This story comepletly defys the laws of science,but is a must read!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 15,365 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 11/1/2009 - Published: 8/30/2008 - Bella, Jacob
Ice Cold by nrgizerbunne reviews
Bella was changed. To bad Edward didn't know. What will happen when she meets the Cullens again? Will they except her when they learn what she has done? And what about the blond vampire out to get ride of her for good?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 22,778 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 10/2/2009 - Published: 7/22/2008 - Edward, Bella
I don't deserve happiness by LostinDarkness25 reviews
Edward leaves, Bella gets turned a year later, 151 years later they meet again.Bella's different in many ways,what secrets is Bella hiding. But are they really secrets when the one person thats hiding them doesn't even know them herself.1st fanfic
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 33,080 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 8/14/2009 - Published: 1/5/2008
Different Views by UbEr-BaD-jUjU reviews
Another Edward leaves Bella gets turned story, but what if Bella doesn't follow the Cullens rules? Chalk Full of New Moon Spoilers R&R please
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 22,227 - Reviews: 165 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 7/27/2009 - Published: 12/19/2006
Morning Star by IPreferVerticallyChallenged reviews
Bella takes the meaning of Hell to a whole new level when she sells her soul to the Devil. What will happen? What will Edward think? Especially when he's the reason she's there in the first place.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 28 - Words: 16,266 - Reviews: 278 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 117 - Updated: 6/26/2009 - Published: 5/8/2008
More Than Myths by da-idiot reviews
Ever wonder what other creatures were out there? Are there more than just vampires and werewolves that exist? Bella's always been curious. Little does she know, her curiosity will be satisfied.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Fantasy - Chapters: 15 - Words: 44,143 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 6/25/2009 - Published: 1/4/2008
Not All Bats Have Fangs by Kuroko Meme reviews
What if Bella hadn't been so sweet and normal when she'd moved to Forks? What if she'd been a darker, more lugubrious Bella? A tale of two dark souls that find love in one another. AU. Emo/Gothy ExB. R&R. VampireKissesxTwilight crossover.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 56,970 - Reviews: 254 - Favs: 197 - Follows: 144 - Updated: 5/24/2009 - Published: 2/2/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The Vampire of the Opera by Madame Meg reviews
Bella is kind, smart, pretty and living the perfect life. Until Edward Cullen comes along and kidnaps her, that is. Edward is cruel, miserable, in love with Bella Swan and isn't about to let her go that easily. Re-make of The Phantom of the Opera. AU.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 53,425 - Reviews: 1262 - Favs: 748 - Follows: 655 - Updated: 5/3/2009 - Published: 3/3/2008 - Bella, Edward
A Love to Remember by Infinity-lover.fighter14 reviews
A/U'set NM. Edward had left Bella. In depression, she fell from the cliff, but was turned into a vampire. They meet again 60 yrs later but Bella has lost her memory and cant remember. Warning: Bella is a bit evil "AT FIRST" no worry. : I dont own twilight
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 15,095 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 5/2/2009 - Published: 10/2/2008
Free Falling by animallover0109 reviews
Set one month after Edward leaves. What if Bella simply cant cope with her loss? Can anything, or anyone stop her fatal decision? WARNING! CHARACTER DEATH! Rated M for dark theme. Plez R&R! SEQUEL INFO!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Horror - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,047 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 4/10/2009 - Published: 10/3/2008 - Bella - Complete
The Spirit Vampire by Literater reviews
When Bella moves to the small town of Forks, everything changes. A Rewrite of Twilight using my own ideas combined with Stephenie Meyer's. Enjoy - Read and Review please! Completed!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 29 - Words: 66,273 - Reviews: 223 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 3/26/2009 - Published: 8/23/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Human by katykat18 reviews
I couldn't imagine my Edward human, it seemed impossible to me. But I guess anything is possible when Vampires exist. BxE
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 9 - Words: 5,972 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 3/26/2009 - Published: 10/2/2008 - Bella, Edward
Wrong Time To Move On by xAxBitxObsessedx reviews
Edward never came back and two years later Bella moves away from Forks. Eventually she moves on, but it is with the total wrong guy. What happens when the Cullens move to her new Town? Will Edward save her? Rated T for saftey, please R&R! First Fanfic!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 25,855 - Reviews: 169 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 85 - Updated: 3/24/2009 - Published: 10/11/2008 - Bella - Complete
I'll Miss You, My Love by Melted-Golden-Eyes reviews
When Edward leaves in New Moon Bella commits suicide because she no longer has to care for Charlie and Jacob. Everyone thinks Bella is gone forever but is she really? Rated T becuase I feel like it and I'm paranoid. Bella/Edward eventually.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 17,033 - Reviews: 413 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 128 - Updated: 3/4/2009 - Published: 11/5/2008 - Bella, Edward
Bad Fanfiction by yayme2012 reviews
Funny fanfic telling what you SHOULDN'T do in Twilight fanfiction... Includes JacobXBella, EmmettXBella, and my personal fave: BananasXBella! New chapters include The Movie, Yum Lemons, and 2008. Curing Twilight fanfiction, one parody at a time.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 66 - Words: 51,675 - Reviews: 2796 - Favs: 569 - Follows: 331 - Updated: 3/2/2009 - Published: 11/14/2007 - Elizabeth, Aro
A Breaking Dawn Story by Falling.Twilight reviews
Originally named How Breaking Dawn Sucks. The fourth book of the series made into a parody made up of several parts, made especially to see why the book was so bad! Not recommended for BD lovers. Chapter 15 Up: Here They Come On Their Ponies.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 13 - Words: 16,835 - Reviews: 247 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 2/26/2009 - Published: 12/17/2008 - Bella, Edward
The Rebel Girl by AbstractFreakish33 reviews
Takes place when Edward leaves Bella. Bella feels determined to end her life. She gets into some really bad things and even drops out of school. What will Edward think when he comes back and sees the love of his life completely destroyed?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,348 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 2/21/2009 - Published: 11/16/2008
Doing This Alone by Marie Pattin reviews
Edward broke down all boundaries and slept with Bella. Her birthday party happens and he leaves. 2 months later Bella finds out she is pregnant. Will Edward ever find out? How does Bella deal with a baby? Much better then summary. I promise. *COMPLETE*
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 38,003 - Reviews: 1142 - Favs: 1,267 - Follows: 723 - Updated: 2/13/2009 - Published: 2/4/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Dear Dieary, Love Elly by Kennedy C reviews
Johnny's life is going well, normally for him. Until one day a mysterious girl appears on his doorstep. This is the story of her life told through her Die-ary entries. you may not know, but I hate swearing, so there will be none in here. there is violence
Jhonen Vasquez - Rated: T - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 27,469 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 2/13/2009 - Published: 9/24/2008
Ship Of Dreams by HazelEyedHeart reviews
The Cullen Family is First-Class. Bella and Charlie are second-class. What happens when the BxE romance happens on the Titanic. Will they all survive? Edward is still a vampire and Bella is still a clumsy girl. Review and you shall receive! COMPLETED
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 23 - Words: 46,922 - Reviews: 540 - Favs: 585 - Follows: 174 - Updated: 2/11/2009 - Published: 8/24/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
What if by NCISLeaBea92 reviews
If the Cullens had the oppurtunity to turn back to human...would they? Or have they gotten so used to their lifestyle/being around each other make them want to stay vampires? R&R please
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Angst - Chapters: 32 - Words: 31,849 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 1/30/2009 - Published: 9/19/2008
Bad Girl Bella by InLuvWithFictionalCharacters reviews
Notorious bad girl Bella arrives in Forks, determined to change her ways. She finds this a rather difficult thing to do when she meets the students at Forks High, particularly Edward Cullen. BXE
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 21,036 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 1/25/2009 - Published: 6/28/2008
The Thirst for Midnight Sun by I'm.Forbidden.Fruit reviews
Did Stephenie Meyer’s partial draft leave you as unsatisfied as me? If so, feel free to check out my version of Midnight Sun, starting at Chapter 13.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 14 - Words: 39,472 - Reviews: 2349 - Favs: 850 - Follows: 654 - Updated: 1/22/2009 - Published: 9/1/2008 - Edward, Bella
Calling Doctor From Hell by ForEverTopaz1901 reviews
Bella gets sick while Carlisle is unavailable to take care of her. Edward takes her to the hospital, thinking he will get a professional doctor. But it turns out to be much worse than that. This actually happened to me, so have fun reading!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,668 - Reviews: 185 - Favs: 194 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 1/19/2009 - Published: 9/10/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
An Ode to Silence by Clarissa.Q.Mouse reviews
Bella is deaf. After years of working to diminish her communication issues, she's moving to Forks fully intending to try living without pity stares. Meaning she's going to keep her secret as best she can. How will this change things with Bella and Edward?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 33,130 - Reviews: 629 - Favs: 512 - Follows: 671 - Updated: 1/12/2009 - Published: 3/15/2008 - Bella, Edward
Aw, Bloody Hell! by Empty Darkness Within My Soul reviews
CRACKFIC i hope Buffy and the gang are off fighting some evil demons, and Spike-with-a-chip-in-his-head has decided to stay at Giles' and bake them cookies. takes place in 4th season. rated for Spikes usual variety of words. ONESHOT!
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 627 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Published: 1/11/2009 - Spike, Buffy S. - Complete
New Moon, or In which Bella is not good enough by Zephdae reviews
A parody of New Moon. Bella spends 563 pages agonizing over her self-esteem issues. This makes her totally different from every other teenager in the world, yet still too ordinary to be a vampire's girlfriend. Angst ensues.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,927 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 1/9/2009 - Published: 12/14/2008 - Complete
That's What You Get by HaleyLovesRonnieRadke.O reviews
70 years after Edward leaves. Bella never jumped and is now a human drinking nomad seeking revenge. Rated T for language. ON HOLD! D:
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 16 - Words: 9,709 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 12/30/2008 - Published: 11/1/2008 - Bella, Edward
Wiped Away by MTVicesk8r reviews
“Noo!” Edward bellowed as my gaze met with Camille’s. One glance; that was all it took. I felt my memory being wiped away as Camille worked her supernatural powers.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 31,374 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 12/23/2008 - Published: 9/22/2008 - Bella, Edward
Final blood by BabyChamz reviews
What if in eclispe, Edward did go to fight the newborns? What would happen when victoria came and it was only seth? Its worth reading. Lost of suprises. First Fan Fic.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 11 - Words: 9,496 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 12/21/2008 - Published: 10/22/2008
Under the New Moon by kathythekiwi reviews
After Edward left Bella she gets turned by Victoria. Now 5 years later Bella is a famous singer and Victoria is her manager. Will she take Edward back? Why is the volturi so annoying? Everything turns for the worst. First fan fic and it's really good READ
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 14 - Words: 14,868 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 12/12/2008 - Published: 8/31/2008 - Bella, Edward
The Meadow by ocicat reviews
A parody of when Bella and Edward went to the meadow in Twilight. Please read. Three SHOT?
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,885 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 12/11/2008 - Published: 10/6/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Mon Amour by N.S.T reviews
4 years after Edward left Bella became cold. After her shift at a Seattle cafe, she has a run in with a vampire. But this vampire is not normal; he has blue eyes. Who is this strange vampire? What lies ahead for Bella? TwilightxVampire Chronicles. REVISED
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,338 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 12/6/2008 - Published: 4/12/2008
Rejection by thelightningstrike reviews
Jessica asks Edward on a date- the moment never elaborated on in the book. All belongs to SM. Read and review?
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 810 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/6/2008 - Edward, Jessica - Complete
A gift from God by Moltie reviews
This is a sort of crossover thingie. Twilight/Buffy. Yay! Edward Cullen meets Buffy Summers. My oh my.
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 703 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/6/2008 - Buffy S., Edward - Complete
Satanic Love by SimonAndSimone reviews
There's a new student at Fork's Hight. There is something very strange about him. Why doesn't the Cullen's powers work? Is Bella falling for this dark stranger? There is more to him than meets the eye. And the eye does not go wanting....
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 11,557 - Reviews: 220 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 12/5/2008 - Published: 7/15/2008
Jealousy by 0D Malfoy1 reviews
Jasper is sick of watching Bella and Edward together. He desides to take her himself. Contains rape. Takes place in the hotel room after fleeing from Forks. A ONE SHOT.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,057 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 41 - Published: 11/27/2008 - Bella, Jasper - Complete
forever hold your peace by edward.cullen.luv reviews
mike tries to crash bella's wedding? FUN! read and review! virtual cookies available for reviews! kinda OOC.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 4,081 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 11/18/2008 - Published: 7/13/2008 - Mike - Complete
Summers Versus Cullen by oh-you-pretty-things reviews
Buffy meets Edward. Nuff said. Buffy X Twilight.
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Twilight - Rated: K - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 370 - Reviews: 142 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 7 - Published: 11/9/2008 - Buffy S., Edward - Complete
If Edward left for good by TheRealBellaCullen reviews
what would Bella do if Edward never came back. rated M for suicide. be kind its my first story... SEQUEL is being written!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,284 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 6 - Published: 11/5/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Music of her mind by venomousgal reviews
Edward did not come back to Forks. Laurent bit Bella before the wolves could destroy him. Bella has changed and has been trying to find Edward for two years. She becomes a musician in hopes of someday reaching him through her music.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 26,003 - Reviews: 527 - Favs: 566 - Follows: 243 - Updated: 11/4/2008 - Published: 9/16/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Twilight Hits The White House by prettyoddgirl1023 reviews
While the Cullen Clan watches as the U.S election comes to a close they recieve a big surprise. Written for my lame-o BFF Claire. This is in honor of our soon to be new president unless it is John McCain. : T for a couple of words. One-shot.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 399 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 6 - Published: 11/4/2008 - Complete
The Best by It'sTimeToDance reviews
The best Twilight fanfiction to ever grace your computer.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 33 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/4/2008 - Complete
James Returns by sleepyseven reviews
James was able to escape from Edward in the ballet studio and has returned for Bella. While being held captive Bella forms a unexpected relationship with James. Rating for violence, lemons, and rape. Read at your own risk. If you do please review!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 11 - Words: 14,689 - Reviews: 217 - Favs: 353 - Follows: 85 - Updated: 11/4/2008 - Published: 11/2/2008 - Bella, James - Complete
Major Bella by ScarlettSmoke reviews
Bella never jumps off the cliff so Edward doesnt come back,years later she finds herself back in Forks on military leave. When she sees Edward again, will she be able to love him or will her hate for him overcome the love and leave Edward alone?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,576 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 11/2/2008 - Published: 7/16/2008
without Edward, my life was coming to the end by Volleyball-star39 reviews
It has been six months since I had last seen Edward. I was about to find out that my life was coming to a close.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 786 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 11/2/2008 - Bella, Jacob - Complete
Vote For Edward by timetofly116 reviews
Edward decides to run for president, and an unexpected person runs against him. Just in time for the presidential election!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,419 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/2/2008 - Edward, Jacob - Complete
A whole new life by xXxKimberlyCullenxXx reviews
Bella's Daughter Lynn just turned 16 and is going to be a mommy of her own, Bella is a Vamp, Edward don't know he has a daughter, much less and grandkid on the way, Jacob imprints, and Rosalie gets a kid, Story is much better than the summary!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,227 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 10/31/2008 - Published: 10/5/2008
Welcome to Wasilla by shouvley reviews
Set between Eclipse and BD when Jacob is running away. He hears a helicopter overhead. Sarah Palin is inside, assisting with the extermination of the excess wolf population. Unfortunately Jacob is in the wrong place at the wrong time. One-shot.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Horror/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 952 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/30/2008 - Jacob - Complete
Blood by esmecullen24 reviews
I know that this has been done a lot, but please give it a go? Edward left Bella in NM and never came back. Bella is all depressed and suicidal. How will her last moments be spent? Rated T for cutting. Review please!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 840 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 10/24/2008 - Published: 3/22/2008 - Complete
You Left, Your Problem by PutMyFeetInTheWater reviews
Edward left in New Moon and never returned. Bella meets a new "man" and loves him more then she ever loved Edward. What happens when they meet once again? Read and find out. ON HOLD for a while!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,591 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 10/20/2008 - Published: 9/21/2008 - Bella, Edward
Hurt by BittersweetKiss reviews
Edward lets Bella visit Jacob after she insisted that he's not dangerous. But after saying something that angers Jacob, Bella gets hurt...badly. How long can she hide the truth from Edward? Takes place during Eclipse.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 7,315 - Reviews: 154 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 10/18/2008 - Published: 9/10/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
A Strange Hunger by BittersweetKiss reviews
As a human, Bella has always felt dizzy at the sight and smell of blood which effects how she is as a vampire now. She doesn't thirst for blood, but has a hunger for something else. Takes place during Breaking Dawn.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 7 - Words: 3,919 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 10/18/2008 - Published: 9/16/2008 - Bella, Edward
Blue Eyed Girl by Hayley Marie reviews
Sequel to When it Rains. Edward left, Bella was changed by Victoria. 83 yrs later, she is back in Forks accompanied by her best vampire friend. Who is he? Will Edward win back Bella? What other dark secrets surface? Read to find out.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 22 - Words: 23,641 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 10/17/2008 - Published: 9/3/2008 - Complete
I'm Back by curlyqandlissatoo reviews
Basically Edward never came back and Bella was changed. I dont want to give away too much but Bella has met a new guy and Edward comes back into her life. Now, who will get dumped? Who will bella marry? But most importantly... Who will die?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 3,998 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 10/16/2008 - Published: 3/15/2008
Diary of a Teenage Mother: Bella Swan by Shameless-Royed-Fan1023 reviews
Paige Swan was sent to live with her grandfather and her mom passes away, what happens when she finds her mom's diary? Will she reveal the secrets her mom had been hiding, and find that her the location of her father had been right under her nose?-R&R
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Family/Suspense - Chapters: 8 - Words: 15,538 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 10/15/2008 - Published: 10/4/2008 - Edward - Complete
Dangerous Intentions by bellalupus reviews
What happens if Edward couldn't control himself when he first smelt Bella? What would have happened to her?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Horror/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 879 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/11/2008 - Edward, Bella
Rash Decisions and Mistakes by rhythm of life reviews
When Edward left Bella one hundred years ago, consequences that neither of them had dreamed of began to unfold. Now left in the wake of a werewolf massacre that seems to have been all Bella's fault, can Edward piece together the broken parts of her heart?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 13 - Words: 20,090 - Reviews: 316 - Favs: 132 - Follows: 241 - Updated: 10/11/2008 - Published: 8/10/2007 - Bella, Edward
Past hauntings, mystery neighbors, new cullen by kathythekiwi reviews
Edward never came back in New Moon. Bella changed and is the Cullen's new neighbor. She poses as Sky and becomes part of the family. So when will they figure out it's really that loved one so many years ago? READ
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,617 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 27 - Published: 10/8/2008
Reverse Psychology by di14 reviews
One Shot.During New Moon.Edward tells Bella he and his family are going to leave,Bella doesn't react as expected...Rated M for language...and such...Very very short!No flaming!Please R&R!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 500 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/29/2008 - Complete
Secret by Dr. Harleen Quinzel03 reviews
Bella is trying to hide in Carlisle's den, because of an embarassing book she wants to read. What will happen when Edward walks in and catches her? Kinda short....little bits of fluff.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 722 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 7 - Published: 9/22/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
This Emotion Called Love by ginnyinvisible reviews
During the time after Edward left her, Bella came to the attention of the Volturi and was bitten due to her exposure to the vampire world. She is left without the emotions or memories of her human self. Then Edward appears in her life again... T for safet
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,222 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 9/21/2008 - Published: 9/20/2008 - Edward, Bella
Fallen Angel by Words-To-Choke-Upon reviews
Bella needs to leave Edward. No more than two months after Edward comes back home, Bella is told by someone she knows, a girl named Alexa, that if she doesn't leave Edward, her and the rest of them, will be forced to kill Edward, and his family.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 4 - Words: 15,309 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 9/20/2008 - Published: 8/31/2008 - Bella, Edward
Twilight in 17 Seconds? by Da Phoenix 13 reviews
This is not a loving parody of the first Twilight book. This is a parody full of much bitterness and unabashed hatred for this "book", so... if you're going to be offended, stay away! If you don't care if someone bashes your fandom... come on in!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,680 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/10/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Realistic Version of Breaking Dawn by Molly et Wobbles reviews
In this short little version of BD, the character followed logic and gained some well-needed insight, and of course, things did not turn out the same... Bella/Edward, Oneshot -Wobbles
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,168 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/30/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Mother by the author formerly known as reviews
Bella's pregnancy turns out not to be all rainbows and sunshine-- the way things should have happened. character death. COMPLETE
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,284 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/8/2008 - Bella - Complete
Eclipse, MY way the ana half by Rachana reviews
This is simply to condradict my comrade's story "Eclipse, MY way the Rach half
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 192 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/31/2008 - Complete
Eclipse, MY Way the Rach half by Rachana reviews
How will Bella react when Jacob is being ridiculous? Read, silly! We do not own twilight, new moon, eclipse, edward, bella, jacob, werewolves, lunar phenomena, times of day, fornication in general, porsche 911 turbos, or our own private islands.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 496 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/31/2008 - Bella, James - Complete
I Grow Colder by cinnamonwings reviews
What if Bella really can't live without Edward? Takes place a few months after Edward leaves in New Moon, AU and a bit OOC. Really dark fic. ED and Suicide themes Complete! Read and Review!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,787 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 9 - Published: 7/24/2008 - Edward, Bella
The Exorcism Of Isabella Swan by meandcanada reviews
If Edward thought he was damning Bella to hell... well he's got a little competition.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Spiritual/Supernatural - Chapters: 12 - Words: 9,516 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 7/12/2008 - Published: 2/18/2008
I Object! by HaleyLovesRonnieRadke.O reviews
Takes place on Bella & Edward's wedding day.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 582 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/5/2008 - Complete
Dangerous minds by Sarahhx3 reviews
Bella kills herself after over a year after Edward left, she never became to close to Jake, and Alice didn't have a vision. 2 years later the cullens comeback to forks hoping to find a happy Bella, how will the react knowing the truth? FIRST FAN FIC! R&R!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 8 - Words: 5,312 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 4/7/2008 - Published: 3/28/2008 - Complete
Emmett and Tampons ! by Katxo reviews
Title pretty much says it all It's Bella's time of the month and she is staying with the Cullen's. Emmett is sent to the drug store to pick up some stuff... See what kind of trouble he gets himself into with tampons ... and pads! REVIEW! xxONESHOT!xx
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,616 - Reviews: 206 - Favs: 186 - Follows: 43 - Published: 3/27/2008 - Complete
A Twilight Spoof by bea02 reviews
Oneshot. This is a spoof of Twilight. Disclaimer: Twilight is Meyers, and not mine.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 943 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 4 - Published: 3/26/2008 - Complete
Deep Impact by snowstargirl reviews
A horrible twist of fate changes Lilly’s world forever, and Oliver does something irrevocable to try to stop things from getting worse… he marries her. Loliver. On hiatus.
Hannah Montana - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 19,051 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 10/21/2007 - Published: 9/3/2007 - Oliver O./ Mike S. III, Lilly T./Lola L.
Scary Bella by Says The Schizophrenic reviews
Bella is at Jessicas party, and get's drunk and drugged. What will the Cullen's do? My first story, full of spelling mistakes and kinda funny, so please be nice! :
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 9,702 - Reviews: 225 - Favs: 317 - Follows: 81 - Updated: 6/4/2007 - Published: 5/29/2007 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Vampiric Peaches by Llama Mama23 reviews
Emmett decides to attempt to turn peaches into vampires. WARNING: Extremely pointless and stupid!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,813 - Reviews: 753 - Favs: 889 - Follows: 125 - Published: 5/31/2007 - Complete
Twilight's Twelve Pains of Christmas by ShinningSilverLove reviews
This is the song The Tweleve Pains of Christmas TWILIGHT STYLE! Muahahaha! Rated T for mild language! ONE SHOT!...I know it's way past Christmas but I could really care less!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 786 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 2/15/2007 - Published: 2/13/2007 - Complete
Full Circle by starlover11 reviews
Buffy reflects upon Spike's death on the Hellmouth. Spuffy.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,006 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 6/19/2005 - Published: 6/8/2005 - Buffy S.
Our Little Secret by Ultrawoman reviews
COMPLETE! AU Season 4. Spike is starting to notice the Slayer is acting strangely. Buffy herself hasn't been feeling so good of late. When they both find out the reason, can they keep it to themselves...? [Spuffy]
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 30 - Words: 99,010 - Reviews: 1087 - Favs: 246 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 10/2/2004 - Published: 5/8/2004 - Buffy S., Spike - Complete
One Simple Choice by mjaw reviews
It is two years after Sunnydale's demise and Buffy suddenly finds herself face to face with the two greatest loves of her life and one very simple choice... Not spoiler based. Hope to see you! A.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,017 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/10/2004 - Buffy S., Spike - Complete
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Onyx Knight reviews
Goody-good Bella is replaced by a super cool, BadAss Bella! Bella is an independent troublemaker that is training with her assassin da Charlie to become a spy. She is also vampire obsessed and super strong. How will she win sexy vamp Edward over? R&R!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,031 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 42 - Published: 12/1/2008 - Bella, Edward
Mental Insanity reviews
One shot. Edward leaves, but Bella doesn't befriend Jake and Vicky doesn't hunt her down. When Bella eventually becomes insane, and the Cullens and Edward return, what will happen? Little gory in chap 3. She is mentally insane! CH 3 goes with song Bodies.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Horror/Tragedy - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,617 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 12/1/2008 - Published: 10/21/2008 - Bella, Edward
Story Ideas reviews
Please R&R. I have tons of story ideas, but I don't know where to begin. Here are four ideas that I really like, and they are a ll unique so please tell me if I should bother writing them. Thanks!
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,365 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 4 - Updated: 11/13/2008 - Published: 10/28/2008 - Bella
A Different World reviews
Edward leaves, and Bella starts to move with her life. There is no Jake. What happens when three years later they meet again, but Bella is appearing on the cover of a not so innocent, sexy magazine cover! R&R please!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,669 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 11/13/2008 - Published: 11/2/2008 - Bella, Edward
Bella Everlasting reviews
Edward left and Bella started running through the woods. She finally stops when she comes upon a tiny stream of water shooting up form the ground. Will she drink from the cursed water. Tuck Everlasting/Twilight. R&R please.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 403 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 13 - Published: 11/3/2008 - Bella