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Author has written 4 stories for Naruto.

Age: 20

Sex: Male

I like Naruto and Harry Potter stories, mostly. I'll read most anything if it's good, though.

Harry/Daphne is my favorite pairing overall, but I also enjoy Harry/Luna and Naruto/TenTen.

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The Wizard of Harrenhal by DisobedienceWriter reviews
The Master of Death, Harry Potter, wakes one cold spring morning in Westeros. He has no idea why he's there - or how he'll get back. Harry always had bad luck, but a lot of persistence. He'll need it. Winter is Coming.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Game of Thrones - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 57,014 - Reviews: 695 - Favs: 2,120 - Follows: 1,592 - Updated: 8/28 - Published: 5/17 - [Harry P., OC] - Complete
The Prisoner's Cipher by Ecthelion3 reviews
AU. Years after his defeat of Voldemort, Harry Potter remains a willing and secret prisoner of the Ministry, but not all is what it seems. Harry has a plan, and the world will never be the same.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 9 - Words: 69,457 - Reviews: 418 - Favs: 1,492 - Follows: 1,808 - Updated: 8/15 - Published: 8/21/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
What's New, Naruto? by knuckz reviews
Uzumaki Naruto was not kicked out of Konoha; he left of his own accord. Not enough money, and no health or dental coverage? It was a bad job, really. Swearing and mature themes. Strong!Naruto.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 80,855 - Reviews: 580 - Favs: 1,204 - Follows: 1,136 - Updated: 5/9 - Published: 6/17/2009 - Naruto U.
Ashikabi No Shinobi by The Engulfing Silence reviews
Unable to move onto the next life, Uzumaki Naruto travels the world. He comes back to Japan, the place where Konoha once stood, and soon finds himself sucked into a game of battling busty women. It all started when a girl fell on top of him. Literally.
Crossover - Naruto & Sekirei - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 43 - Words: 645,490 - Reviews: 5617 - Favs: 6,078 - Follows: 5,241 - Updated: 5/1 - Published: 1/24/2012 - Naruto U. - Complete
The Howling Wind by JMenace reviews
Naruto's chakra is warped at birth. Instead of strengthening his body and mind, it shrieks and wails like wind through his coils. Thrust into a war of ruthless shinobi and roaming Bijuu, he'll need the resolve to fight through his greatest weakness and survive- or, the determination to make it his greatest strength and win. (Lovecraftian AU)
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 32 - Words: 212,594 - Reviews: 821 - Favs: 1,671 - Follows: 1,667 - Updated: 4/5 - Published: 9/23/2012 - Naruto U.
HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH by Secondpillow reviews
Harry Potter eventually eats a sandwich and discusses life with a famous author.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 2,847 - Reviews: 1068 - Favs: 939 - Follows: 332 - Updated: 2/25 - Published: 8/27/2005 - Bellatrix L., Seamus F.
The Game of Champions by L. Lamora reviews
There are many trainers in the world; they exist in degrees, from dabbler to legend. But only one can be the very best - one man, one Champion. I am that one. I am that man. My name? Red.
Pokémon - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 128,413 - Reviews: 948 - Favs: 2,228 - Follows: 2,021 - Updated: 2/1 - Published: 9/4/2011 - Red, unknown 2
Naruto Genkyouien by Daneel Rush reviews
The nine-tailed demon fox. Its mighty tails can crumble mountains, cause tsunamis, and set things on fire. Lots of fire. It might have been better if she actually were an evil entity bent on destroying the world. Yes, she. AU pseudo-x-over.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 62 - Words: 693,152 - Reviews: 5257 - Favs: 4,813 - Follows: 3,846 - Updated: 1/31 - Published: 12/21/2008 - Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama - Complete
Gravesong: Requiem by CareOtters reviews
In order to become the Master of Death, Harry Potter must first master the dead.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Horror - Chapters: 5 - Words: 30,568 - Reviews: 146 - Favs: 573 - Follows: 714 - Updated: 1/31 - Published: 9/13/2010 - Harry P., Voldemort
Harry the Hufflepuff by BajaB reviews
Luckily, lazy came up in Petunia's tirades slightly more often than freak, otherwise, this could have been a very different story. AU. Not your usual Hufflepuff!Harry story.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 29,176 - Reviews: 1250 - Favs: 5,452 - Follows: 1,757 - Updated: 1/7 - Published: 11/10/2010 - Harry P. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Boy Who Lived by The Santi reviews
Harry Potter loves, and is loved by, his parents, his godfather, and his brother. He isn’t mistreated, abused, or neglected. So why is he a Dark Wizard? NonBWL!Harry. Not your typical Harry’s brother is the Boy Who Lived story.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 147,796 - Reviews: 3929 - Favs: 7,748 - Follows: 7,976 - Updated: 1/3 - Published: 9/3/2009 - Harry P.
Patriot's Dawn by The Pro reviews
Uzumaki Naruto was born to be a shinobi. He was supposed to be a killer; a protector of unparalleled skill. His lineage and the demon in his gut ensured that. In canon, his growth was stunted. In here, he had a reason to be strong. He has to survive. AU.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 160,392 - Reviews: 2264 - Favs: 5,218 - Follows: 5,361 - Updated: 12/31/2014 - Published: 10/31/2010 - Naruto U.
A Very Naruto Christmas by daniel-gudman reviews
Honestly this is probably even more ridiculous than what you're imagining.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 50,216 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 327 - Follows: 226 - Updated: 12/24/2014 - Published: 12/21/2011 - Naruto U., Jiraiya, Tenten, Orochimaru
Harry Potter and the Heir of Slytherin by The Engulfing Silence reviews
One year ends and another begins. During this year, Harry Potter studies under Nicolas Flamel, is forced to deal with a Vampire Princess, and learns there is yet another danger lurking within the walls of Hogwarts, one that's been around since the time of the Founders. What's a poor student with perfect memory to do? Sequel to Gift of Memories. Warning: Character Death!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 25 - Words: 227,234 - Reviews: 4174 - Favs: 4,500 - Follows: 4,419 - Updated: 12/22/2014 - Published: 4/12/2013 - Harry P. - Complete
Team 7's Ascension: Blood Wings by Eilyfe reviews
In unity lies strength; each leaf is important or the beauty of the tree is lost. Some bonds, however, are difficult to forge and even harder to keep. The tide of blood nears, the drums thunder, and three Genin stand tall as the world spirals into madness. [AU]
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 23 - Words: 205,077 - Reviews: 1822 - Favs: 4,107 - Follows: 3,788 - Updated: 11/16/2014 - Published: 12/22/2013 - Team Seven, Kakashi H. - Complete
Flying (& other Scenes) by CheddarTrek reviews
A series of unrelated scenes from various POVs (Harry features in every other one). Begins with "Flying," in which Harry learns that there are still a few things able to challenge him in the air, and goes from there.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,129 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 143 - Follows: 99 - Updated: 10/25/2014 - Published: 1/31/2013 - Harry P. - Complete
Vitam Paramus by TheEndless7 reviews
After tragic losses, Quidditch star Harry Potter is forced to pick up the pieces of those who have vanished; while he finds himself also taking care of another lost soul.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 24 - Words: 203,518 - Reviews: 848 - Favs: 1,088 - Follows: 1,188 - Updated: 10/12/2014 - Published: 6/30/2013 - Harry P., Gabrielle D. - Complete
So that the world might be mended by MaichenM reviews
Every time he died, he lost more of himself. Now, he doesn't even know his name, All he remembers is that he swore to serve her. But can he endure this mission? And can he trust anyone? In a world torn apart by Demons, other humans are the most dangerous enemy. NOW FINISHED. THANK YOU, EVERYONE.
Demon's Souls - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 105,648 - Reviews: 163 - Favs: 139 - Follows: 87 - Updated: 8/23/2014 - Published: 1/3/2013 - Maiden in Black, Ostrava, Yuria, Yurt
Hitchups by The Antic Repartee reviews
Hiccup didn't see the point in stopping Astrid as she ran off towards his village—towards his father—with his most desperately protected secret. He was leaving anyway. A coming-of-age tale. Deviates from movie. Borderline bromantic-comedy.
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 40 - Words: 308,130 - Reviews: 4343 - Favs: 6,196 - Follows: 2,739 - Updated: 6/12/2014 - Published: 9/12/2010 - Astrid, Hiccup, Toothless, Gothi - Complete
How to Win Friends, Influence People by sparrowette reviews
And Start Your Very Own Secret Ninja Organization. Three months into Naruto's training trip Jiraiya must leave him behind to go to check on a situation in Iwa, leaving Naruto to his own devices. Naruto thinks everything he did makes perfect sense, Kiri thinks he is a cult leader and Tsunade thinks she doesn't get paid enough to deal with this. 100 drabbles format.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 88,776 - Reviews: 1418 - Favs: 4,432 - Follows: 2,902 - Updated: 12/29/2013 - Published: 7/16/2012 - Naruto U. - Complete
Potter Yojimbo by Sneezy reviews
Auror Harry Potter has sociopathic tendencies, looks good in leather pants, and can't escape the life he's chosen. Enter Luna Lovegood. Multichapter, HarryLuna.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 25,408 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 219 - Follows: 280 - Updated: 7/27/2013 - Published: 10/21/2006 - Harry P., Luna L.
Harry Potter and the Forests of Valbonë by enembee reviews
Long ago the Forests of Valbonë were closed to wizards and all were forbidden to set foot within them. So when, at the end of his second year, Harry becomes disenchanted with his life at Hogwarts, where else could he and his unlikely band of cohorts want to go? Join Harry on a trip into the unknown, where the only certainty is that he has absolutely no idea what he's doing.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 49 - Words: 115,748 - Reviews: 2070 - Favs: 2,132 - Follows: 2,342 - Updated: 6/29/2013 - Published: 8/14/2011 - Harry P., Sorting Hat
Peace by Sandra Phillips reviews
It would have been nice, Naruto thinks, to die a hero.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,147 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 209 - Follows: 53 - Published: 6/9/2013 - Naruto U. - Complete
The Pureblood Princess by TheEndless7 reviews
Daphne Greengrass always had a plan. She liked being organized. But the Dark Lord's return at the end of her fifth year derailed everything, and now she must decide who will best help her find the life she always wanted.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 190,399 - Reviews: 1287 - Favs: 2,157 - Follows: 1,509 - Updated: 2/18/2013 - Published: 4/27/2011 - Harry P., Daphne G. - Complete
Allure Immune Harry by Racke reviews
Harry had no idea why the boys in the Great Hall drooled over themselves as the students from Beuxbatons made their entrance, but he knew better than to let an opportunity slip. He hurriedly stole Ron's sandwich. It tasted gloriously.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,628 - Reviews: 422 - Favs: 4,682 - Follows: 1,102 - Published: 12/29/2012 - Harry P., Fleur D. - Complete
He Who Fights Monsters by hawker-748 reviews
Tsukune Aono. An ordinary human in a dangerous place. When your life's on the line, there's nothing that you won't do to survive.
Rosario + Vampire - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 93,163 - Reviews: 1694 - Favs: 2,686 - Follows: 1,499 - Updated: 12/6/2012 - Published: 4/26/2011 - Tsukune A. - Complete
Unatoned by SeriousScribble reviews
Secrets of the war, a murder and a fatal attraction: After his victory over Voldemort, Harry became an Auror, and realised quickly that it wasn't at all like he had imagined. Disillusioned with the Ministry, he takes on a last case, but when he starts digging deeper, his life takes a sudden turn … AUish, Post-Hogwarts. HP/DG
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Crime/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 103,724 - Reviews: 517 - Favs: 811 - Follows: 600 - Updated: 11/21/2012 - Published: 6/27/2012 - Harry P., Daphne G. - Complete
The Twine Bracelet by CheddarTrek reviews
Colin Creevey leaves his camera with a muggle girl but never returns to collect it.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 657 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 291 - Follows: 50 - Published: 8/24/2012 - Colin C., OC - Complete
What Everyone Missed by chelseyb reviews
Sometimes no one sees what's right in front of them. Various characters discover & react to a certain surprising relationship. Used to be a oneshot called "What Remus Expected." A series of related oneshots. Rating for implied sexual situations.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 19,817 - Reviews: 292 - Favs: 1,122 - Follows: 532 - Updated: 7/28/2012 - Published: 4/23/2011 - N. Tonks, Harry P. - Complete
First Impressions by Kissy Fishy reviews
Harry is not impressed with Merlin. At all.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Merlin - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 340 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 190 - Follows: 28 - Published: 7/27/2012 - Harry P. - Complete
Secrets by Taure reviews
One Shot. Harry Potter, Director of the Department of Magical Law Enforcement, hates secrets. Dark story, not for children. Post-DH, adult Harry.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,115 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 213 - Follows: 68 - Published: 6/30/2012 - Harry P. - Complete
Gently Go by BajaB reviews
Harry's back on the ghostly platform where he last spoke to Dumbledore.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,081 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 422 - Follows: 82 - Published: 6/8/2012 - Harry P. - Complete
Lost soul by LD 1449 reviews
The eve after Kyuubi's attack, Konoha is low on strength. The council agrees to turn Naruto into a living weapon. But years later, after Sarutobi's death, will Konoha's weapon continue to defend it? Or will he poise his blade to carve out their throats?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 117 - Words: 586,123 - Reviews: 10600 - Favs: 5,030 - Follows: 3,071 - Updated: 6/8/2012 - Published: 3/8/2007 - Naruto U., Temari - Complete
Wayne, what happened to those fountains! by Meinos Kaen reviews
Naruto returns to Konoha and finally works up the courage to confess his true feelings to the love of his life.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,223 - Reviews: 170 - Favs: 554 - Follows: 141 - Published: 5/1/2012 - Naruto U., Sakura H.
Hurricane Suite by The Pro reviews
A different sealing. A different beginning. Uzumaki Naruto grew up with lofty goals, guts, and determination. The instinct of a born fighter made him grow; the knowledge of what he had to do drove him. For in the Shinobi world, it's duty above all. AU.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 85,249 - Reviews: 1059 - Favs: 2,816 - Follows: 2,500 - Updated: 3/2/2012 - Published: 3/9/2010 - Naruto U.
Perspective by demonicnargles reviews
Naruto didn't choose his bright orange jumpsuit just to get attention, and he didn't fail the Academy because he wasn't trying. Things looked different from his perspective. One-shot.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,269 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 446 - Follows: 94 - Published: 2/19/2012 - Kakashi H., Iruka U. - Complete
The Obligatory Marriage Law Fic by Luan Mao reviews
Harry has to marry a witch for the good of Wizarding Britain. Harry does not like this.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,180 - Reviews: 407 - Favs: 1,662 - Follows: 371 - Updated: 2/15/2012 - Published: 3/8/2010 - Harry P. - Complete
The Uzumaki's Peace by The Pro reviews
The end of the Fourth Shinobi World War was the herald of greatness, and an era of peace and prosperity was ushered in on the shoulders of a legend. In the world of shinobi, however, nothing is ever as it seems. And five years later, all is not well.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,890 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 314 - Follows: 76 - Published: 2/2/2012 - Ē, Naruto U. - Complete
Interrogation: Uzumaki Style by SaiyanWarrior200 reviews
Oneshot Naruto is tasked with interrogating the captured Tayuya. However she's not feeling cooperatively and tries to turn the tables on him, forcing to find a new way to get info from her. Rated M Read and Review please
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,284 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 552 - Follows: 183 - Published: 1/11/2012 - Naruto U., Tayuya - Complete
Protection From Nargles by Arpad Hrunta reviews
Harry and Luna meet in the Room of Requirement. Mistletoe appears. Will Nargles be a problem? Takes place in during Harry's fifth year, as he and Luna get closer. Basically pure fluff, largely consisting of conversations. NOW COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 57,581 - Reviews: 433 - Favs: 1,377 - Follows: 507 - Updated: 1/8/2012 - Published: 9/4/2011 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
Point Game by Silens Cursor reviews
Harry and Tonks have a conversation, and it turns into something more.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,882 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 249 - Follows: 58 - Published: 11/10/2011 - Harry P., N. Tonks - Complete
Lessons With Hagrid by NothingPretentious reviews
"Have you found out how to get past that beast of Hagrid's yet?" ...Snape kicks Harry out of 'Remedial Potions', but as we know from The Philosopher's Stone, there is another Occlumens in the school good enough to keep out the Dark Lord. Stupid oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,357 - Reviews: 461 - Favs: 2,393 - Follows: 400 - Published: 10/31/2011 - Rubeus H. - Complete
Moving Violation by Andrew Joshua Talon reviews
One shot crossover.
Crossover - Back to the Future & L.A. Noire - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 736 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 8 - Published: 10/28/2011 - Complete
APOCALYPSO by Grinning Lizard reviews
Harry finds himself in a hellish future. Semi-crack, TGYH challenge response. 1st Person POV and very, very strange.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Horror/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,497 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 24 - Published: 7/22/2011 - Harry P. - Complete
Just Fight Already! by Sarah1281 reviews
The time has finally come for Naruto and Sasuke's final battle...well, almost. First comes Naruto's appeals to stop trying to kill everyone, Sasuke's blatant rejection of facts he doesn't like, and a bit too much fondness for arguing from them both.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,620 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 399 - Follows: 74 - Published: 7/15/2011 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Retroactive by wordhammer reviews
Harry takes a chance in hope of saving Sirius from the Veil, assisted by Luna and some stolen Time Turners. Working with Luna comes with its own complications, though.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,691 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 262 - Follows: 78 - Published: 6/15/2011 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
Geminio by Portus reviews
Some things never change, no matter a past which no longer sleeps. This is a lesson Alastor Moody must learn first-hand.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 16,548 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 202 - Follows: 42 - Published: 6/10/2011 - Alastor M. - Complete
Home by Andrew Joshua Talon reviews
The end of Naruto-My way.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,848 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 17 - Published: 5/17/2011 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Tête à tête With Tom by knuckz reviews
It's easy to cheat on tests when you have a very knowledgeable Dark Lord only a mind's connection away. Oneshot. Winner of the DLP April Humor Competition!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,064 - Reviews: 216 - Favs: 852 - Follows: 188 - Published: 5/8/2011 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
Ace of Hearts by TigerTerror reviews
Sexual vs Romantic; other people just couldn't identify the separation between them. It wasn't what had caused Keima to reject the real world in favor of games, but it was one of the reasons he stayed there.
World Only God Knows/神のみぞ知るセカイ - Rated: T - English - Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 987 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 7 - Published: 5/7/2011 - Keima K.
Conlaodh's Song by enembee reviews
Book 2. As the Second War begins, Voldemort becomes obsessed with harnessing the realm of Old Magic to his own ends. Meanwhile, Harry has to contend with the Ministry, ancient foes and the machinations of a world he barely understands.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 57,777 - Reviews: 201 - Favs: 480 - Follows: 286 - Updated: 4/28/2011 - Published: 5/14/2010 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
Denouement by gingeringfigs reviews
As he held the still and small body in his hands, he shattered. (This is a one-shot. Any stories marked complete are done. Do not ask for updates.)
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,803 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 315 - Follows: 46 - Published: 4/27/2011 - Naruto U., Minato N. - Complete
Rebirth by manywheels reviews
Naruto's method of dealing with his dark half goes a little differently, but in the future he's forced to undo it. One-shot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,329 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 58 - Published: 4/20/2011 - Dark Naruto/Yami Naruto, Naruto U. - Complete
The Duellist by Johnny Farrar reviews
A challenge to a mid-night duel alters Harry Potter's fate. Given a taste of the thrill and excitement of a wizard's duel, Harry's life takes a sudden turn as he immerses himself into the noble art of his fore-fathers — Duelling.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,069 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 460 - Follows: 347 - Published: 4/17/2011 - Harry P. - Complete
Underwear the Cat by Lucillia reviews
Naruto meets the Kyuubi on his fourth birthday, and assumes that it is his present from the Hokage.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 395 - Reviews: 227 - Favs: 1,379 - Follows: 267 - Published: 4/5/2011 - Naruto U., Mizuki - Complete
Beautiful Day by Tenraku-Ichi reviews
It's a beautiful day in the forests of Konoha. Drabble.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Horror/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 727 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Published: 3/31/2011 - Complete
Father by Aotsfan reviews
A young boy voices his dream. Short one shot. Please R&R.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 824 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/13/2011 - Naruto U. - Complete
Case 129 by Silens Cursor reviews
Three investigators. Two suspects. One murder. Nothing that special... or at least that's what they thought. Winner of the DLP February Dark Arts competition.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,577 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 356 - Follows: 58 - Published: 3/11/2011 - Harry P., Daphne G. - Complete
Titles by Taure reviews
Pure crack. Harry gains a few unconventional titles.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,094 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 28 - Published: 3/9/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
If Harry Really Did Go To The USA by LightningHunter reviews
Short light-hearted parody directed at the many, many fics that send Harry off to the USA after he has a full blown mental breakdown because of evil backstabbers and pages of bashing, etc, etc. Surprisingly, this isn't that offensive at all.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 815 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/22/2011 - Harry P. - Complete
Our Stranger by Grinning Lizard reviews
A strange little one-shot poem, written for the DLP TGYH. Some of my better prose in there somewhere.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 650 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 1/12/2011 - Complete
Harry and the Hobgoblins by respitechristopher reviews
Harry discovers things far more dangerous and cunning than even the traitorous Sirius Black. Written for Perspicacity as part of the Sober Universe Yuletide Fic Exchange
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,893 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 13 - Published: 1/2/2011 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
Moksha by Portus reviews
Whatever Harry had expected for that day, this was certainly not it. He must face the fact that all is not well following the events of the Second Wizarding War. Dumbledore had warned them, after all, about the difficult choice between Right and Easy.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,623 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 190 - Follows: 41 - Published: 12/29/2010 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
Harry Potter Hit Wizard by DobbyElfLord reviews
One-shot sequel to Harry Potter - Mercenary Two years have passed and now Harry is back for a bit of revenge.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 27,539 - Reviews: 286 - Favs: 2,385 - Follows: 476 - Published: 12/19/2010 - Harry P. - Complete
Why is it Orange? by Grinning Lizard reviews
My first ever challenge response, from the Thank God You're Here thread on DLP. Just a little crack!fic oneshot. Reasonably good response for it on there, so please enjoy. The premise: 'A confused Ron finds Hermione's Dildo'
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,318 - Reviews: 186 - Favs: 478 - Follows: 84 - Published: 11/18/2010 - Complete
The Other Side of the Coin by Zennith6 reviews
Harry Potter, defeater of Grindelwald, has come to Hogwarts. Raised by Sirius Black and sorted in to Slytherin, Harry finds his way under the guidance and watchful gaze of his mentor and Defense Against the Dark Arts professor, one Tom Marvolo Riddle.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 24 - Words: 92,276 - Reviews: 247 - Favs: 597 - Follows: 361 - Updated: 10/1/2010 - Published: 3/25/2010 - Harry P. - Complete
In the Presence of Enemies by bourkem reviews
A Naruto TwoShot. Having declined a position in the mission to retrieve Sasuke, Naruto is instead sent an another assignment. During his travels, he will meet an unlikely ally and face-off against unknown enemies. Rated M for for safety.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 13,921 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 328 - Follows: 127 - Published: 9/25/2010 - Naruto U., Yugito N. - Complete
Saving The World In Nine Days by ZeroTheDestroyer reviews
Time Travel. Naruto finds himself in the past, 9 days before the Kyuubi attack. He's got 9 days to kill the beast, 9 days to save his family, and 9 days to save the world. Can he do it? Or will the world bring him down to his knees?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 25,831 - Reviews: 280 - Favs: 781 - Follows: 593 - Updated: 9/25/2010 - Published: 1/31/2010 - Naruto U. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Wastelands of Time by joe6991 reviews
Take a deep breath, count back from ten… and above all else – don't worry! It'll all be over soon. The world, that is. Yet for Harry Potter the end is just the beginning. Enemies close in on all sides, and Harry faces his greatest challenge of all - Time.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 31 - Words: 282,609 - Reviews: 2952 - Favs: 3,955 - Follows: 2,157 - Updated: 8/4/2010 - Published: 2/12/2008 - Harry P., Fleur D. - Complete
Names by Nagashi reviews
"The name of a man is a numbing blow from which he never recovers." Anakin hates all that he has been called in his life.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 763 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/14/2010 - Anakin Skywalker - Complete
Harry Snape by knuckz reviews
Book 6. I am your father. Father!Snape. Parody.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 104 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/21/2010 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Indomitable by The Pro reviews
What is the difference of a few words, spoken at a critical moment? Knowing his enemy and his destiny, fourteen year old Harry Potter, Ravenclaw and magical prodigy, fights fate and an indifferent universe as he struggles to survive.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,399 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 274 - Follows: 288 - Published: 5/23/2010 - Harry P.
Intrusion in Serafuku by Mister Injiki reviews
Early in the morning following Diana's late night visit to Keima's room, Diana intrudes yet again. What is our tsundere goddess Diana up to? What does she want with Keima? And mostly, why is she wearing "that"?
World Only God Knows/神のみぞ知るセカイ - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,481 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 5/6/2010 - Published: 4/6/2010 - Diana, Keima K. - Complete
insurgere by Silver Pard reviews
Hufflepuff is the house of the leftovers, the losers, the forgotten. Well, Tom Riddle thinks, it's time to change that.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,414 - Reviews: 383 - Favs: 2,282 - Follows: 322 - Published: 3/27/2010 - Tom R. Jr. - Complete
The Best Way to Go by lord of the land of fire reviews
At the very end Naruto is able to give Sasuke one final gift.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 923 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 436 - Follows: 82 - Published: 2/25/2010 - Complete
Mission ranking guide for beginners by Writing bunny reviews
Don't believe the official guidelines. This is what the ranking really mean.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 278 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 178 - Follows: 37 - Published: 2/9/2010 - Complete
By the Divining Light by enembee reviews
Book 1. Follow Harry and Dumbledore as they descend into the depths of Old Magic seeking power and redemption in equal measure. En route they encounter ancient enchantments, a heliopath and an evil that could burn the world.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 24,970 - Reviews: 127 - Favs: 532 - Follows: 170 - Updated: 1/23/2010 - Published: 7/8/2009 - Harry P., Albus D. - Complete
What Would Slytherin Harry Do? by Big D on a Diet reviews
An ongoing series of one shot stories exploring how Slytherin!Harry would have handled key moments from the books. Events will appear out of order, so don't be surprised if it jumps around. Small but important edit made to Chapter Five
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 44,417 - Reviews: 582 - Favs: 2,732 - Follows: 2,141 - Updated: 1/21/2010 - Published: 5/27/2007 - Harry P.
Whatever Happened to Bromance? by vlad the inhaler reviews
Cormac McLaggen explains a few simple truths to Harry, with profound consequences. Harry/Romilda. Smut.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,596 - Reviews: 146 - Favs: 548 - Follows: 329 - Updated: 1/21/2010 - Published: 10/15/2009 - Harry P., Romilda V.
Bondage Style! by Chilord reviews
A silly little idea I decided to expand on, meant to be silly and comedic, but does have drops of drama and depth to it. At a young age Naruto ducks into a shop, and changes his future. AU Mature themes and innuendo.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 176,635 - Reviews: 851 - Favs: 2,254 - Follows: 1,182 - Updated: 12/14/2009 - Published: 1/4/2009 - Complete
Childhood’s End by Vera Rozalsky reviews
Post-DH. On the eve of the Decommissioning of Malfoy Manor, Hermione remembers the end of her childhood. The bookstore scene from Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets, POV Hermione. An excerpt from the forthcoming 'Amends, or Truth and Reconciliation'
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,842 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/21/2009 - Hermione G., Lucius M. - Complete
Legends of the Obsidian King by Kraken's Ghost reviews
Some legends are born and some legends are made. Uchiha Itachi's legend just is.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,892 - Reviews: 201 - Favs: 499 - Follows: 460 - Updated: 10/2/2009 - Published: 8/14/2008 - Itachi U.
The Desk by opalish reviews
Crack oneshot. Malcolm Baddock fails at office warfare, and Harry teaches his desk to speak.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,468 - Reviews: 221 - Favs: 1,051 - Follows: 117 - Published: 9/23/2009 - Harry P. - Complete
Reload by Case13 reviews
They've been there. They've done that. And they didn't even get a shirt to prove it. Reload - because sometimes things are just as they seem to be, and at times they are even more.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 153,280 - Reviews: 1281 - Favs: 3,486 - Follows: 2,559 - Updated: 9/22/2009 - Published: 4/17/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
All The Dementors of Azkaban by LifeWriter reviews
AU PoA: When Luna Lovegood is condemned to Azkaban prison for her part in opening the Chamber of Secrets, Harry Potter is the first to protest. Minister Fudge is reluctant to comply, but then again he never really had a choice in the first place. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,603 - Reviews: 985 - Favs: 5,301 - Follows: 1,004 - Published: 9/12/2009 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
The Hunt by LD 1449 reviews
"There is no escape for you, Jedi"
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,235 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/6/2009 - Darth Vader - Complete
Stained Scarecrow by knuckz reviews
By the will and command of the Sandaime Hokage, you, Hatake Kakashi, are hereby ordered to assassinate one Uzumaki Kushina. One shot. Manga spoilers.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,599 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 24 - Published: 8/19/2009 - Kakashi H. - Complete
Knightfall by LD 1449 reviews
It was not something I did often. Regretting meant admitting I was wrong, admitting I was wrong is a sign of weakness...and I couldn't afford to be weak-But perhaps I could allow myself to indulge in regret just this once." *No longer a Oneshot*
Justice League - Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 8 - Words: 26,590 - Reviews: 133 - Favs: 145 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 8/19/2009 - Published: 5/26/2009 - Bruce W./Batman, Diana of Themyscira/Wonder Woman - Complete
Timely Errors by Worfe reviews
Harry Potter never had much luck, being sent to his parents’ past should have been expected. 'Complete' Time travel fic.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 13 - Words: 130,020 - Reviews: 1906 - Favs: 6,831 - Follows: 1,860 - Updated: 7/7/2009 - Published: 4/15/2008 - Harry P., James P. - Complete
The Tardy Adventures of Hatake Kakashi by knuckz reviews
Nobody ever believed Kakashi's excuses for being late. But what if they were true? Suggestions or even chapters welcome!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,886 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 6/9/2009 - Published: 6/8/2009 - Kakashi H.
Voldemort, My Pet Inferius by darklordmike reviews
ONESHOT. Post-HBP Humor Fic. Harry and Company discover a novel way to take down the Dark Lord. Bizarre hilarity ensues. Harry/Luna
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,307 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 138 - Follows: 29 - Published: 6/2/2009 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
The Lie I've Lived by jbern reviews
Not all of James died that night. Not all of Harry lived. The Triwizard Tournament as it should have been and a hero discovering who he really wants to be.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 234,571 - Reviews: 4218 - Favs: 8,355 - Follows: 3,820 - Updated: 5/28/2009 - Published: 2/9/2007 - Harry P., Fleur D. - Complete
Senju Naruto by Baal of Yarns reviews
You'd think being brought up by his Sannin mother instead of as an outcast would make Naruto's life a little easier. Not so for a guy with a demon trapped in his belly, even if he's genetically predisposed to handling it. Mokuton!Naruto
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 25 - Words: 122,714 - Reviews: 2160 - Favs: 3,787 - Follows: 3,450 - Updated: 5/26/2009 - Published: 5/3/2008 - Naruto U.
Trouble on the Homefront by Blank402 reviews
Fallout3. An introspective novelization of what goes on after the Lone Wanderer is banished from Vault 101. Male!LoneWanderer/Amata
Fallout - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,357 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/24/2009 - Complete
The Unforgiving by DisobedienceWriter reviews
A banished Naruto is told he needs to return to the Hidden Leaf by an emissary of the new Rokudaime Hokage. His reaction isn't what you'd expect.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,146 - Reviews: 360 - Favs: 2,446 - Follows: 587 - Published: 4/18/2009 - Naruto U. - Complete
The Enemy of My Enemy by Katsuhiro reviews
"Of all the conflicts recorded in the latter stages of the Human-Covenant War, perhaps one of the most interesting was that which occured on the Outer Colony Crassus, c.Nov.2552. Interesting, and with an entirely unexpected outcome.." ONI Case-File 428/
Halo - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 31 - Words: 115,360 - Reviews: 229 - Favs: 514 - Follows: 160 - Updated: 3/21/2009 - Published: 6/6/2008 - Complete
Naruto's Compensation by DisobedienceWriter reviews
COMPLETE. Young Naruto is prohibited from being Ninja of the Leaf. Left to his own devices he takes an unusual path to power as a Puppeteer. Smart!Powerful!Wily!Naruto. Lots of conflict with Orochimaru, Sasori and other Akatsuki.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 27 - Words: 81,793 - Reviews: 1689 - Favs: 4,371 - Follows: 1,549 - Updated: 1/3/2009 - Published: 10/22/2008 - Naruto U. - Complete
They Will Be Wrong by Aotsfan reviews
A quick oneshot. The last moment between a father and his son.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 786 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/25/2008 - Naruto U., Minato N. - Complete
Harry Potter Mercenary by DobbyElfLord reviews
Harry Potter is sent to prision for a crime he did commit. Now they need their hero back but he's lost all interest in saving them. They threw him away and now its going to cost them. Note rating! One-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 27,402 - Reviews: 775 - Favs: 5,255 - Follows: 1,056 - Published: 9/17/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
Naruto, the Spanking Nin by MogtheGnome reviews
Originally a oneshot, it's finally been finished, and thus given its own story. Basically... What would happen if not only the preliminary match's were rigged differently, but also if Sakura felt the need to get back at Ino?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 13,314 - Reviews: 227 - Favs: 1,209 - Follows: 466 - Published: 9/3/2008 - Naruto U. - Complete
Two Heads Are Better Than One by nonjon reviews
COMPLETE. OneShot. Either Fred and George played a prank on Harry, Harry played a prank on Fred and George, or they're all playing pranks on everybody. Although to be honest, it really doesn't matter how it happened. WARNING: crude, immature, ADULT humor.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,097 - Reviews: 323 - Favs: 1,018 - Follows: 242 - Published: 7/16/2008 - Complete
Belly of the Beast by Mari Falcon reviews
Naruto has passed the first two tests of the gods. Now, he has the chance to get what was stolen from him at birth. The question is, will he? Sequel to 'If Only.'
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 27 - Words: 84,084 - Reviews: 1881 - Favs: 1,088 - Follows: 786 - Updated: 6/27/2008 - Published: 12/17/2007 - Naruto U., Minato N. - Complete
Lying From You by hyperthermophile reviews
So unfair. It was just one jutsu. One simple little jutsu that could detect lies. And yet, the damage it does is disproportionately exaggerated- tearing apart Naruto's entire lifetime in only a few seconds. Could they really blame him for going insane?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,831 - Reviews: 172 - Favs: 614 - Follows: 119 - Updated: 5/3/2008 - Published: 3/23/2007 - Naruto U., Ino Y. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Marauders’ Horcrux by The Santi reviews
On the eve of their graduation from Hogwarts, a drunk James Potter, Sirius Black, Remus Lupin, and Peter Pettigrew took drastic steps to protect the tradition of pranking at Hogwarts.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,964 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 293 - Follows: 128 - Published: 4/26/2008 - James P., Sirius B. - Complete
Harry Gets His by Rage Buddha reviews
How far would Harry go to get what he considered his?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,518 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 36 - Published: 4/22/2008 - Harry P., Pansy P. - Complete
Breaking Up Isn't that Hard to Do by Narf-for-the-Garthoc reviews
This is not an epic tale of action, suspense and true love. Yeah, I'm disappointed, too. NaruSaku
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,024 - Reviews: 136 - Favs: 621 - Follows: 96 - Published: 4/11/2008 - Sakura H., Naruto U. - Complete
A Scandalous Proposal by Narf-for-the-Garthoc reviews
Sakura is fed up with being the bridesmaid but never the bride and goes to confront Naruto about his most indecent lack of proposals. narusaku
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,184 - Reviews: 184 - Favs: 806 - Follows: 98 - Published: 4/11/2008 - Naruto U., Sakura H. - Complete
Three Interviews by Owl Writer reviews
Eleven years after DH, Harry sits for three brief interviews. Ignores epilogue.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,156 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 15 - Published: 3/13/2008 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
Oswald the Ottoman by lunakatrina reviews
Voldemort never saw this coming! Harry aquires an ottoman...AU, ignores DH and most of HBP for it's own sanity
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 7 - Words: 6,941 - Reviews: 386 - Favs: 1,087 - Follows: 267 - Updated: 2/18/2008 - Published: 1/31/2008 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
Twenty Times Uzumaki Naruto Didn't Die by Kraken's Ghost reviews
Over time, Naruto learns what it means to be Jinchuuriki. Final in 'Matters, Secrets, and Times.'
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,849 - Reviews: 592 - Favs: 2,614 - Follows: 479 - Published: 1/22/2008 - Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama - Complete
This Just In! by Madman007 reviews
Transcript of Imperial HoloNet Action News reporting the death of Emperor Palpatine.
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,093 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/20/2008 - Complete
A Friend in Deed by Swordchucks reviews
A oneshot Harry/Fleur fic. Starts mid GoF and runs pretty quickly through the end of OotP.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,409 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 589 - Follows: 185 - Published: 1/15/2008 - Harry P., Fleur D. - Complete
If Only by Mari Falcon reviews
Naruto and Sasuke stumble across a strange object in the woods. It lets out a sudden burst of power and Naruto is knocked unconscious. He wakes up to find everything is wrong. Is it genjutsu? A concussion? Hallucinations? Or something else?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 31 - Words: 115,771 - Reviews: 1517 - Favs: 1,762 - Follows: 728 - Updated: 12/20/2007 - Published: 3/15/2007 - Naruto U., Minato N. - Complete
The Mating Frenzy by MSkyDragons reviews
After the attacks by Orochimaru and the Sand, Konoha’s population is dangerously low. Desperate times call for extreme measures, and Tsunade issues a priority S class mission to every Leaf ninja: to pair off and start making babies!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 33 - Words: 70,171 - Reviews: 7093 - Favs: 5,490 - Follows: 2,265 - Updated: 11/22/2007 - Published: 7/24/2006 - Naruto U. - Complete
Twenty Unknown Secrets of Maito Gai by Kraken's Ghost reviews
Everyone has secrets. Gai is just good at keeping his. Second in 'Matters, Secrets, and Times.'
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,804 - Reviews: 139 - Favs: 827 - Follows: 124 - Published: 8/23/2007 - Gai M., Kyuubi/Kurama - Complete
But he's just a ramen chef! by Viperflamer reviews
Naruto had the strength to be hokage a age ten. But something happens and he doesnt' take the job. Instead he quits being a shinobi and becomes a ramen chef. But can a chef with the powers of a Hokage remain a such or will he be pulled back in to save t
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 73,349 - Reviews: 2828 - Favs: 3,700 - Follows: 3,138 - Updated: 8/13/2007 - Published: 8/6/2006
Inamorato by firefly reviews
Nobody told Tobi that out of all the calendar holidays, Valentine’s Day was the last one to be passionately celebrated in the company of seven homicidal men. Crackfic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,086 - Reviews: 1551 - Favs: 3,744 - Follows: 381 - Published: 4/10/2007 - Obito U./Tobi, Deidara - Complete
Full Bloom by Random1377 reviews
Sakura notices something odd in the mirror, and since her mother seems hesitant to explain what's going on, she decides to find her own answers...but is she ready for the truth? First place winner in the 2006 Great Heaven and Earth Fanfiction Contest.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,764 - Reviews: 151 - Favs: 847 - Follows: 124 - Published: 1/18/2007 - Naruto U., Sakura H. - Complete
A Veela Involved Series of Unfortunate Events by Shezza reviews
Harry Potter was enjoying Bill Weasley's prewedding party until young Gabrielle Delacour completely ruined his night. Now, Harry Potter must flee from an enraged Bill, a lovestruck Gabrielle and a horde of wellmeaning and misinterpreted Veela.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,115 - Reviews: 142 - Favs: 340 - Follows: 281 - Published: 1/15/2007 - Harry P., Gabrielle D.
Beautiful Day by Narf-for-the-Garthoc reviews
Naruto focuses on his last day as Hokage and the people who mean so much to him.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,825 - Reviews: 238 - Favs: 829 - Follows: 122 - Published: 12/24/2006 - Naruto U., Sakura H. - Complete
Twenty Matters of Pride to Hyuuga Neji by Kraken's Ghost reviews
All Hyuuga are proud. Neji measures his pride differently. First in 'Matters, Secrets, and Times.'
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,722 - Reviews: 345 - Favs: 1,466 - Follows: 205 - Published: 11/12/2006 - Neji H. - Complete
Reverb by Kraken's Ghost reviews
Tsunade's thoughts as she heals Naruto. Prize fic-let for Preventor Squall. TsuNaru
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 632 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 136 - Follows: 36 - Published: 8/27/2006 - Naruto U., Tsunade S. - Complete
Catch 22 by The Sh33p reviews
Every chapter brings twentytwo quick, random glimpses into the world of Naruto. Sometimes poignant, sometimes utterly insane...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 27,946 - Reviews: 422 - Favs: 1,576 - Follows: 385 - Updated: 1/19/2006 - Published: 12/26/2005 - Complete
Never Cut Twice by shadowmaster62 reviews
[Complete!]After failing to save Sasuke, Naruto escapes the village. Now alone, on the run, and wielding the sword of the Demon of the Mist, Naruto tries to rebuild his life as a ninja. NarutoTemari pairing [Last Chapter: Promises Kept]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 33 - Words: 133,009 - Reviews: 3171 - Favs: 5,283 - Follows: 1,652 - Updated: 11/10/2005 - Published: 3/5/2005 - Naruto U., Temari - Complete
A Mary Sue Alphabet by Irony-chan reviews
A's for Amanda Our hero's twin sister Got lost as a baby and Gosh, how he missed her...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,497 - Reviews: 2663 - Favs: 6,361 - Follows: 418 - Published: 1/12/2005 - Complete
Dear Foolish Little Brother by solderini reviews
Like all good boys, Itachi writes home occasionally.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,061 - Reviews: 1746 - Favs: 4,708 - Follows: 543 - Published: 4/2/2004 - Itachi U., Sasuke U. - Complete
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The Team reviews
Naruto's a fool, but not an idiot. Sasuke's power hungry, but not insane. Sakura's annoying, but not useless. See the perfect team come into existence, guided by a powerful shinobi. Smart!Naruto, Konoha!Sasuke, and Powerful!Sakura. Not Yaoi.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,738 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 86 - Updated: 6/5/2012 - Published: 3/27/2011 - Naruto U.
I Forgot reviews
When Naruto meets Pein, he does something unexpected, and Naruto is left without his memory. Still retaining his ninja skills, and obtaining a new appearance, and a new partner, he sets out to learn about himself. NarutoXKonan. On hiatus.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,564 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 106 - Updated: 3/27/2011 - Published: 5/21/2009 - Naruto U., Konan
The Perfect Ninja reviews
When Konoha is nearly destroyed by Pein, Naruto couldn't take it anymore. So when Naruto left a note saying he was long gone from the village, Tsunade only had one left thing to do. Mark Uzumaki Naruto, as an S-class missing-nin. NarutoTenten. On hiatus.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Tragedy - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,707 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 95 - Updated: 3/27/2011 - Published: 12/5/2008 - Naruto U., Tenten
The Permanent Mask reviews
Naruto's mask is something that no one can see. Not even himself. Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 733 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/13/2009 - Naruto U. - Complete