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Joined 09-04-08, id: 1685815, Profile Updated: 04-04-15
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Hello. My name is Caitlin. As of right now I am 22 years old. To give the brief description of me that attains to this specific page. I'm a ShikaTema whore. That is the basic. I'm literally in love with it. Sue me if you will.

As for me as a person, there is no short answer. There is a lot that goes into the person that is Caitlin. To give you an idea of my personality, I'm a dweeby, dorky nerd with a sick and sometimes very dark sense of humor. I know how to keep things light, but most of the stuff that goes through my head is dark, morbid, and socially unacceptable. I have a very dry sarcasm that doesn't commonly translate well over text (sometimes barely in person). But that Caitlin usually comes a lot later in a friendship. At first, I am as I was raised. A simple, polite, country folk that's really easy-going and friendly. (I'm still all these things later. Just plus a weird and mostly dark sense of humor.)

I grew up in the bible-belt of America. Please. Don't let that scare you away. I'm one of the rare and dying breed of Christian that is accepting of fellow man, woman, and preference. I'm not here to convert you or tell you how to live your life. I like getting to know people and their differentiating ideologies. I'm pretty much the opposite of most churches not naming any names *cough* Westboro Baptist Church *cough*. I believe in accepting all who, of course, deserve it. And, in my opinion, unless you're a molester, murderer, or rapist, you fall into the category of people I accept. I try to be as open-minded as possible. After all, I am pansexual (which most people don't believe is a thing including my spell-check but whatever).

If you want to talk anime or recommend any here's a list of the ones I have enjoyed: Naruto, Full Metal Alchemist, Sword Art Online, Fairy Tale (although I'm not far in), Cowboy Bebop, Inuyasha, Bleach (very behind), Ghost in the Shell, and several more. My mind betrays me when it comes to memory.

I tried putting out a fic a very long time ago, but a lot has happened since then, and I lost all of my notes. I'll probably just put out one-shots from now on. How many? I cannot promise. I tend to go through phases of things. If you would like to know more, I am an open book. Secrets are for liars, cheaters, and government.

Schizo

P.S. I have come to find that people find my name insensitive. I'm am not schizophrenic, but I understand that it is a serious disability to have, and the name is not to belittle it. It is merely a nickname from a time when I was too young to understand the implications. It just kinda stuck and has always been my literal and personal nickname. For me, it is not a belittling name, but a name that represents my weirdness and lack of care for what the world thinks of that weirdness. That's what it meant when I first got the nickname at the age of 11, and I stand by it to this day as it still applies. You have every right to dislike me for it, and I absolutely respect that. Peace be with you if I have offended.

Favorite Quotes from friends and family(I don't tell any names because they would kill me if I did):

"But I skared my shittles with you..." -best friend

"What the spider's name in 'Charlotte's Web'?" -My Mom

"Silence is golden, but duct tape is silver." -friend

"I'm not a woman, I'm a gay man stuck in a woman's body." -My Mom (she's weird, I know)

-my friend "SHUT UP!" -me "We're talking on the phone." "So?" "It kind-of defeats the purpose, don't you think?" "Wha.. Oh, just shut up." click ring answer "Why did you hang up?" "You said to shut up, so I'm not going to waste minutes on being quite." "I hate you." "Love you too"

"Slow down, you're marching too fast!" "You're marching too slow." "Suck these nuts." "Oh, I'll give you something to suck." -One of the many overheard band conversations.

"What happens in band...well, never quite stays in band. Everyone knows by the next week."

"Excuses are like assholes. We all have em' and they all stink." -my English teacher

Favorite Famous Quotes:

"Say sober what you would say drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut" -Ernest Hemmingway

"Peace cannot be attained by violence. Peace can only be attained by understanding." -Albert Einstein

"I'm not afraid of my death, I just don't wanna be around when it happens." -Spike Milligan

"I wish when I was born, I could've said 'quote', so when I die I could say 'unquote.'" -Stephen Wright

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Indefinite by sylversmith reviews
"I cannot fix on the hour, or the spot, or the look or the words, which laid the foundation. It is too long ago. I was in the middle before I knew that I had begun." Jane Austen - Pride and Prejudice
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,507 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/11/2014 - Shikamaru N., Temari - Complete
Be Still by MoonLitRomance reviews
"The symphony of reverberations seamlessly morphs into an atrocious melody; one of sorrow and anguish, it's jagged sounds saturating the now barren landscape with a ominous quality" Through all that, a promise was made on the battlefield. Will it be kept?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,095 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 8/12/2013 - Published: 6/20/2012 - Shikamaru N., Temari - Complete
Who is Nara Shikamaru by andy has an idea reviews
The story of his life. Taken from the begining until the end. Why? because I was bored. Enjoy! Rated M because Even I don't know what I'll write. don't own naruto
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 114,098 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 8/19/2009 - Published: 11/10/2008 - Shikamaru N., Temari
Ruffian by TheRiotess reviews
He vowed to protect his sensei’s unborn child. He promised he would no longer brush off his responsibilities. He said he couldn’t be a kid anymore. Now to prove this…
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 35,561 - Reviews: 143 - Favs: 157 - Follows: 147 - Updated: 3/20/2009 - Published: 5/30/2008 - Shikamaru N., Temari
Anaisthitos or Loveless by Iwannabeamongoose reviews
They're all brainless bimbos and selfish pervs. That's what Shikamaru and Temari think about members of the opposite sex. Aren't there any that are different? Only the title is Greek Rated T for safety. Read and Review! My second ShikaTem fic
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 60,427 - Reviews: 227 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 98 - Updated: 2/4/2009 - Published: 8/16/2007 - Shikamaru N., Temari
Black Wind by firemageallanna reviews
Sound Ninja, Undercover Missions, and piles of dead bodies. Good grief you two, what have you gotten yourselves into this time? ShikaXTemari. Rated T just in case
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 19,872 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 1/2/2009 - Published: 11/26/2008 - Shikamaru N., Temari - Complete
Moments reviews
Just some ShikaTema one-shots and drabbles. Some fluff, some serious. A little bit of Shikadai here and there.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,917 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 4/19 - Published: 4/4 - [Shikamaru N., Temari] Yoshino N., Shikadai N.