Schizo42
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Hello. My name is Caitlin. Not much to tell. I'm an average person. I don't get out much, so I have a tendancy to be ignorant to the outside world. But as far as I'm concerned, knowing the current fashion isn't going to save me in a life or death situation. I usually waste my time away typing random things...or playing video games...or watching Naruto... or listening to music... or playing my French Horn for band...O_o... yes, I'm a band geek...and yes I'm proud of it. When I have more time I'll probably take the time to finish my fanfic. For now, school is a top priority. I was going to start a fanfic, but my biology teacher started piling on reports. I mean, how am I supposed to know what the fluid mosiac of the cell membrane is? The name alone befuddles me. haha...befuddles. That word is fun to say...O_O... sorry am I boring you? I'll stop now.

If you, for some crazy reason, want to know more. Ask. (I don't mean to come off as rude, by the way.)

~Schizo42


So, I got chapter 2 out for my fic. Finally, right? This year has been pretty crazy all around. I've been very stressed with school and the fic didn't really cross my mind until recently when my friend started talking about fanfics. I finally worked myself up to just do it. I didn't go ahead in the story, but I think I have a better idea about how to go about continuing it. I'm a novice so naturally it's not as organized as I would like. Anyways, I hope everyone enjoys it.


Favorite Quotes from friends and family(I don't tell any names because they would kill me if I did):

"But I skared my shittles with you..." -best friend

"What the spider's name in 'Charlotte's Web'?" -My Mom

"Silence is golden, but duct tape is silver." -friend

"I'm not a woman, I'm a gay man stuck in a woman's body." -My Mom (she's weird, I know)

-my friend "SHUT UP!" -me "We're talking on the phone." "So?" "It kind-of defeats the purpose, don't you think?" "Wha.. Oh, just shut up." click ring answer "Why did you hang up?" "You said to shut up, so I'm not going to waste minutes on being quite." "I hate you." "Love you too"

"Slow down, you're marching too fast!" "You're marching too slow." "Suck these nuts." "Oh, I'll give you something to suck." -One of the many overheard band conversations.

"What happens in band...well, never quite stays in band. Everyone knows by the next week."

"Excuses are like assholes. We all have em' and they all stink." -my English teacher

Favorite Famous Quotes:

"Say sober what you would say drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut" -Ernest Hemmingway

"Peace cannot be attained by violence. Peace can only be attained by understanding." -Albert Einstein

"I'm not afraid of my death, I just don't wanna be around when it happens." -Spike Milligan

"I wish when I was born, I could've said 'quote', so when I die I could say 'unquote.'" -Stephen Wright

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Indefinite by sylversmith reviews
"I cannot fix on the hour, or the spot, or the look or the words, which laid the foundation. It is too long ago. I was in the middle before I knew that I had begun." Jane Austen - Pride and Prejudice
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,507 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/11/2014 - Shikamaru N., Temari - Complete
Be Still by MoonLitRomance reviews
"The symphony of reverberations seamlessly morphs into an atrocious melody; one of sorrow and anguish, it's jagged sounds saturating the now barren landscape with a ominous quality" Through all that, a promise was made on the battlefield. Will it be kept?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,095 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 8/12/2013 - Published: 6/20/2012 - Shikamaru N., Temari - Complete
Who is Nara Shikamaru by andy has an idea reviews
The story of his life. Taken from the begining until the end. Why? because I was bored. Enjoy! Rated M because Even I don't know what I'll write. don't own naruto
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 114,098 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 8/19/2009 - Published: 11/10/2008 - Shikamaru N., Temari
Ruffian by TheRiotess reviews
He vowed to protect his sensei’s unborn child. He promised he would no longer brush off his responsibilities. He said he couldn’t be a kid anymore. Now to prove this…
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 35,561 - Reviews: 142 - Favs: 153 - Follows: 145 - Updated: 3/20/2009 - Published: 5/30/2008 - Shikamaru N., Temari
Anaisthitos or Loveless by Iwannabeamongoose reviews
They're all brainless bimbos and selfish pervs. That's what Shikamaru and Temari think about members of the opposite sex. Aren't there any that are different? Only the title is Greek Rated T for safety. Read and Review! My second ShikaTem fic
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 60,427 - Reviews: 227 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 98 - Updated: 2/4/2009 - Published: 8/16/2007 - Shikamaru N., Temari
Black Wind by firemageallanna reviews
Sound Ninja, Undercover Missions, and piles of dead bodies. Good grief you two, what have you gotten yourselves into this time? ShikaXTemari. Rated T just in case
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 19,872 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 1/2/2009 - Published: 11/26/2008 - Shikamaru N., Temari - Complete
In This World reviews
Temari and her brothers get thrown into the underworld of sociaty when their father deals cards with the wrong people. M for adult situations/graphic at time/language. ShikaTem. First chapter won't make much sense, but it'll come together. I promise.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Crime/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,491 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 5/5/2010 - Published: 1/27/2009 - Shikamaru N., Temari