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Author has written 4 stories for Silver Kiss, and Twilight.

Hello people:)

So. My name's Maija, pronounced "Maya". I've had an account up here for... a long time. I started off writing twilight fanfictions, the Opposites Attract Babe and Opposites Know Best being the main two. Despite my username, I will be writing many stories on fanfiction for different books and such, and I love getting messages, so please feel free to send me some! :)

Fun Facts About Me:

I love vintage things and old movies, antique stores, coffee and tea.

I have an addiction to chapstick. Do I wear it all the time? Not really. But I like buying cool chapstick.

I love books. I really do. I like to draw, and write stories.

I listen to a lot of music, all the time. Music keeps the world moving, right? I like classic rock, grunge, chill, piano... it depends on my mood, really.

A N Y W A Y S people, I have links and such for my two stories, Opposites Attract Babe, and Opposites Know Best. I wrote them years ago, so there are a lot of mistakes and such, but I personally hate it when authors delete their stories from fanfiction, so I'll keep them up here (even though I'd rather delete them xD).

I'm working on Attention, Jealousy, and Cherry Chapstick. I know I'm updating slow people, but I do have a life, and sitting down and typing a good story takes a long time. I'll try to update more regularly though. :)

Again, if you need anyone to talk to for anything, about anything, or have questions-- please PM me! I'm here as a friend people, as well as a writer and reader.

Thank you for those who have supported me on Fanfiction, you have no idea how helpful you've been to me.

“So many books, so little time.” ― Frank Zappa

“You only live once, but if you do it right, once is enough.” ― Mae West

“It does not do to dwell on dreams and forget to live.” ― J.K. Rowling, Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone

Sometimes people are beautiful.
Not in looks.
Not in what they say.
Just in what they are.” ― Markus Zusak, I Am the Messenger

“Life isn't about finding yourself. Life is about creating yourself.”George Bernard Shaw

“People aren't either wicked or noble. They're like chef's salads, with good things and bad things chopped and mixed together in a vinaigrette of confusion and conflict.” ― Lemony Snicket, The Grim Grotto

“Of all sad words of tongue or pen, the saddest are these, 'It might have been.” ― John Greenleaf Whittier, Maud Muller - Pamphlet

IF ANYONE WOULD LIKE TO ADOPT 'OPPOSITES KNOW BEST', PLEASE MESSAGE ME. THANK YOU!


Attention, Jealousy and Cherry Chapstick

Google these people if you want to see what the characters look like in my head:)

Emmett Cullen: Kellan Lutz

Jasper Cullen: http://cdn01.cdn.socialitelife.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/parker-gregory-shirtless-male-model-photos-11092009-01.jpg

Edward Cullen:

Carlisle Cullen:

Nathan L Jameson:

Clyde Jones: http://www.towleroad.com/images/2008/10/15/hercules4.jpg

Darrin Michaels:

Charles Butre: Model David Gandy

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Clary: http://gearcrave.frsucrave.netdna-cdn.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/07/barbara-meier_germanys-next-top-model_gow_msp.jpg

Jace: http://www.projectqatlanta.com/images/uploads/chrisbb2.jpg

http://uniquemodel.files.wordpress.com/2009/03/christopher_blog2.jpg

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A Morbid Taste for Ice by sitehound reviews
Darcy Lewis never imagined she'd be living in a house trailer in the New Mexico desert with the God of Thunder and his sociopath brother, but she's making the best of the situation. Until a frozen corpse shows up on the front porch. Casting herself as amateur sleuth, she embarks on a journey that will challenge her definitions of good, evil, love and what it is to be human.
Thor - Rated: M - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 38 - Words: 205,131 - Reviews: 1683 - Favs: 1,093 - Follows: 1,488 - Updated: 3/19 - Published: 8/15/2012 - Loki, Darcy L.
When Love and Hate Collide by RZZMG reviews
During sixth year, Hermione Granger & Draco Malfoy are compelled by an ancient & powerful destiny to be together, but will their feelings for each other be enough to save Draco from the taint of his Dark Mark & his evil alter-ego, "Malfoy"? What happens when love and hate collide? Rev. 1 was a DRAMIONE AWARD WINNER in 4 categories! Rev. 2 underway-see profile for details.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 38 - Words: 195,994 - Reviews: 1518 - Favs: 2,130 - Follows: 1,715 - Updated: 3/9 - Published: 9/18/2009 - Hermione G., Draco M.
Midnight Run by Inthemadhouse reviews
AU-AH. Alice has lived happily with her foster parents and three siblings for a long time. But what happens with Dr. Cullen gets a phone call asking him to take just one more teen?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 187,653 - Reviews: 1877 - Favs: 610 - Follows: 726 - Updated: 2/23 - Published: 7/28/2009 - Alice, Jasper
My Best Friends Kid by 5t4c3y reviews
Edward Cullen and Bella Swan are best friends. They've went through everything together. Divorcing Parents, Psychotic teachers, Bitter Break-ups, and now something that neither ever thought would happen...Parent hood! Full Summary Inside ExB
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 44 - Words: 133,371 - Reviews: 4428 - Favs: 2,248 - Follows: 1,685 - Updated: 2/10 - Published: 1/1/2009 - Bella, Edward
Still Fighting It by asyouwish76 reviews
Hermione Granger is a reporter at the Daily Prophet when she gets a dangerous promotion to secretly investigate the new evil in town. Draco Malfoy is assigned as her "bodyguard". Can she really trust him? Danger, intrigue, and romance ensue.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 23 - Words: 74,035 - Reviews: 166 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 209 - Updated: 10/9/2013 - Published: 5/15/2012 - Hermione G., Draco M.
Rivalry Among the Winged by Living In My Imagination reviews
Iggy's acting weird, becoming more like Fang. Max thinks it's hormones. Fang knows better. Meanwhile Max has something to hide too; something niether of her boys are expecting. Lots of Fax. Better than the Summary. M.
Maximum Ride - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 23,512 - Reviews: 170 - Favs: 151 - Follows: 218 - Updated: 7/15/2013 - Published: 7/21/2009 - Max, Fang
I Should Be Sleeping by lleighhh reviews
Three girls, three guys, one big city, and a whole lot of late nights. Several different encounters with this group of six leave them exhausted and frustrated. "It's way too soon to be obsessing like this." AH. OOC. Rated T, may change later.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 41,863 - Reviews: 193 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 5/19/2013 - Published: 8/20/2010 - Bella, Edward
Darker Than Midnight by M1dnite reviews
Meet Max, your average human teenager; looks, brains and a violent personality to match. But when Max meets Fang she's finally met her equal—a guy who's much darker, more dangerous, than Midnight itself. For with this man, nothing is what it seems...
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 135,845 - Reviews: 1896 - Favs: 557 - Follows: 478 - Updated: 3/22/2013 - Published: 8/13/2010 - Max, Fang
Another Form of the Avian Bird Flu by St. Fang of Boredom reviews
So, Fang gets sick. The flu, to be exact. And, of course, he has to pull a whole 'Whining Macho Prince' thing about it. Max and Dr. Martinez deal with Fang's attitude, Iggy tries to boycott Campbell's Soup, the Flock play with a blender, and...FAX! Eggy!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 68 - Words: 103,238 - Reviews: 4044 - Favs: 1,129 - Follows: 814 - Updated: 3/13/2013 - Published: 10/3/2008 - Fang, Max
The Right Kind of Wrong by worldisquiethere.145 reviews
Draco Malfoy and Ashley Greyson have known each other their whole lives. And they hate each other with a bloody passion. But what happens when you force two of Slytherin's most stubborn prefects to share a dorm for a full year?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 36 - Words: 135,416 - Reviews: 303 - Favs: 213 - Follows: 236 - Updated: 1/17/2013 - Published: 10/16/2009 - Draco M., OC
Sir, Yes, Sir by lavalamp29 reviews
Fang's dad is the head of the country's best boot camp. Fang wants to prove to his dad that he is the perfect son. The camp acquires the worst trouble maker, Max, and Fang is assigned to whip her into shape. Will he be able to tame Max? FAX! DUH!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 81,610 - Reviews: 1384 - Favs: 651 - Follows: 642 - Updated: 12/26/2012 - Published: 11/19/2010 - Max, Fang
Southern Hospitality by Sweet Little Bullet reviews
Rosalie is an up and coming fashion photographer. When her job sends her to the mountains of Tennessee and things start to go wrong, will Rose find everything she didn't know she was missing? Can the sheriff with the sexy smile win her heart? All Human.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 58,742 - Reviews: 562 - Favs: 432 - Follows: 102 - Updated: 11/24/2012 - Published: 7/20/2008 - Rosalie, Emmett - Complete
I'm Sorry That I Love You by blackshoelaces reviews
Yeah, it's just me. Alexa Zabini. Normal Slytherin girl, who just happens to have a burning, passionate, fiery hatred for Draco Malfoy. Here I was, thinking that Sixth Year would be just as normal as ever. Boy, was I wrong.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 96,326 - Reviews: 217 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 96 - Updated: 8/28/2012 - Published: 6/8/2012 - Draco M., OC
Triplets vs Triplets! by Fanficaddictoress reviews
Best friends Bella, Alice and Rosalie find out that they are actually adopted and are the biological long lost daughters of Carlisle and Esme Cullen who are multi trillionares. A few years back, Carlisle's friends, the Masons died and left behind three sons, Edward, Jasper and Emmet. What happens when the girls move in? Will Sparks fly? or not.../ Better summary inside
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 8,432 - Reviews: 279 - Favs: 147 - Follows: 154 - Updated: 7/11/2012 - Published: 8/14/2009
Claiming Hermione by ilke reviews
“This doesn’t change anything, Granger. We’re not friends.” Draco said. “I know.” Hermione sat unmoving, listening to his retreating footfalls. She felt pretty certain that, in fact, it changed everything.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 33 - Words: 118,833 - Reviews: 1333 - Favs: 1,883 - Follows: 1,999 - Updated: 6/27/2012 - Published: 7/20/2008 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Date a Cullen by darlin.i.love.you reviews
Alice, Rosalie, and Bella get themselves into some drama filled excitement when they decide to join a compeition to try to win the hearts of three bachelors, Jasper, Emmett, and Edward.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 50 - Words: 63,811 - Reviews: 1246 - Favs: 201 - Follows: 177 - Updated: 6/14/2012 - Published: 7/27/2010
Never play truth or dare with Emmett by Until Her Heart Stops reviews
Edward leaves to go hunting for a weekend.Bella is left with Emmett and Jasper what could possibly go wrong. When Edward comes back what will Bella be like? EXB foreva!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 5,977 - Reviews: 164 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 93 - Updated: 4/13/2012 - Published: 2/26/2008 - Emmett, Bella - Complete
Good At It by Svaler reviews
When teenager Bella gets sicker and sicker because of an ED, which people mock her with, she gets desparate. She barely eats. She sports frantically. She takes pills, but how long will it take for her body to give up on her? AU. *Banner on profile page.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 45 - Words: 255,671 - Reviews: 694 - Favs: 336 - Follows: 240 - Updated: 3/7/2012 - Published: 6/6/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Cullen Wife Swap by BMC1984 reviews
What happens when Emmett and Jasper sign the Cullen's up for wife swap. How will Esme deal with being with a new family? How will the Cullen's deal with a Human living in the house? Post Breaking Dawn Includes Nessie, Jacob, Edward Bella, normal pairings.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 57 - Words: 82,417 - Reviews: 1434 - Favs: 940 - Follows: 305 - Updated: 2/12/2012 - Published: 4/21/2009 - Edward, Emmett - Complete
Like Lightning by lizziestar reviews
Scout Barlow's life was rather boring and average. No adventure, no excitement, nothing. That all changed with a simple dropped pencil. Now Collin Main won't leave her alone. Things will never be the same again.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 47,887 - Reviews: 345 - Favs: 139 - Follows: 171 - Updated: 10/10/2011 - Published: 1/1/2010 - Collin
Real Plastic Trees by HotMessica reviews
In the pages of every high school yearbook, there is a girl that everyone thinks they know. I'm her, and sometimes, I don't even know myself. But he does. A/H
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 134,142 - Reviews: 622 - Favs: 537 - Follows: 271 - Updated: 9/17/2011 - Published: 7/5/2011 - Rosalie, Emmett - Complete
A Place For My Head:Draco Malfoy Romance by KristaXCore reviews
Vixen Charm is an average muggle taking her life one day at a time. But what will happen when she is brought to Hogwarts for a month for a Muggle Studies project? More importantly, what will happen when Draco Malfoy is forced to spend time studying her?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 37 - Words: 126,333 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 8/30/2011 - Published: 7/11/2011 - Draco M., OC - Complete
Timeless To Me by Poetique reviews
Bella thinks she's tripped again, but she's done much more than that. With only a wallet full of money from 2005 and her memories, she discovers her new setting: Chicago in 1917, where the Spanish influenza is on rise.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 26 - Words: 35,272 - Reviews: 583 - Favs: 217 - Follows: 240 - Updated: 6/18/2011 - Published: 6/12/2008 - Complete
Under The Stars by Little-Bit910 reviews
“Mary-Lynnette, my sweet Mary-Lynnette. You are not asleep. I'm here, I'm finally home, my love.” Ash was over her, holding his weight on his hands and knees, she didn't dare move. Ash was all she could see, her Ash, Her sweet Ash Redfern, her soulmate.
Night World series - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 20 - Words: 29,603 - Reviews: 256 - Favs: 160 - Follows: 94 - Updated: 6/9/2011 - Published: 3/9/2009
Jane Volturi's Diary by hopesandpastdesires reviews
You'll laugh. You'll cry. You'll lose 10lbs. Follow Jane Volturi as she records all the fascinating events in her life. Who said that life in the Volturi was all about blood and being evil?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 52 - Words: 58,523 - Reviews: 458 - Favs: 178 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 4/18/2011 - Published: 10/14/2009 - Jane, Alec - Complete
Revenge by Issabela reviews
Jasper killed Alice's parents and sister when she was five years old. Twelve years later, Alice is seventeen, adopted and a vampire hunter. She wants revenge on the person who killed her family. Or does fate have something else in mind?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 37,309 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 4/12/2011 - Published: 7/31/2009 - Alice, Jasper
Buried Alive by MaximumRide95 reviews
Max is buried alive. She escapes and sets out to find the flock. Ten years later, she sees them in a restaraunt. What will happen? FAX of course! R&R. I don't know exactly when this is happening, but none of the faxness from the fifth book happened. Read!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 10 - Words: 6,100 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 2/7/2011 - Published: 10/27/2009 - Max, Fang
Guardian Angel by All Mighty Ruler reviews
Max and Fang have been friends for years but when tragedy strikes Fang become distant; she gets worried. He starts hanging out with the wrong crowds and soon becomes hostile. How much will it take for Max to save him? Can she really be his guardian angel?
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 21 - Words: 88,725 - Reviews: 417 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 112 - Updated: 1/25/2011 - Published: 12/15/2009 - Max, Fang
Hybrid Baby by rockin.overmate reviews
Raven and Alexander have a secret. Nothing normal is left in the small world Raven and Alexander share. Of course, what is normal about a human girl carrying a vampire boy's baby?
Vampire Kisses - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 11,068 - Reviews: 267 - Favs: 195 - Follows: 139 - Updated: 1/4/2011 - Published: 1/4/2009 - Alexander S., Raven M. - Complete
The Battle of the Exes by eclipsed heart reviews
Two years after Fang left, he's back, with his own flock, on Jeb's orders. Chaos ensues as Dylan fights for Max, Max wreaks havoc on Fang and his new 'girlfriend', and Fang tries to execute his own plan without revealing his ulterior motive for returning.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 46,616 - Reviews: 511 - Favs: 166 - Follows: 91 - Updated: 12/3/2010 - Published: 7/24/2010 - Max, Fang - Complete
A Different Kind of Fear by iik8r reviews
What if Bella actually was afraid of Edward, but not for the reason he thought? Bella has just moved to Forks, WA. When Edward realizes that she's scared, he thinks she's afraid of him because he's a vampire.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 81,491 - Reviews: 333 - Favs: 133 - Follows: 154 - Updated: 11/29/2010 - Published: 9/19/2008 - Bella, Edward
Give Her Some Credit by kmwhyte reviews
Edward leaves Bella, like in New Moon, after they have sex. Bella gets pregnant and has Renesmee. Twenty Years Later, The Cullens start school at the same school as Renesmee. It's Complete! Sequel Up!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Family - Chapters: 40 - Words: 106,992 - Reviews: 2236 - Favs: 1,642 - Follows: 894 - Updated: 11/28/2010 - Published: 8/22/2009 - Renesmee C./Nessie, Bella - Complete
Closet Confessions by SomeKindofAuthor reviews
In a mad dash to escape Max, Iggy pulls Ella into a closet. Face to face with with her angel, Ella stutters and makes a complete idiot of herself, but Iggy thinks she's a high quality yo-yo anyway. EllaxIggy
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,516 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 11/11/2010 - Published: 12/16/2008 - Ella, Iggy
Nightmare by PrincessFerdinand reviews
After Jacob and Edward help Bella give birth, Jacob wants to kill Renesmee until he imprints. But what if he doesn't imprint? What if Bella really did die? Various POVs.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 18 - Words: 37,766 - Reviews: 155 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 10/23/2010 - Published: 11/17/2008 - Edward
No way! A Kim and Jaredstory by miilla reviews
-'"Kim?" No way. There was NO WAY that Jared could have finally noticed me. No way.' My take on Jared's and Kim's story, Kim POV.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 29 - Words: 64,872 - Reviews: 354 - Favs: 208 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 10/12/2010 - Published: 4/6/2009 - Kim, Jared - Complete
Meeting Dylan by Music's Note reviews
Max meets Dylan, and she can't figure out what he's planning- all she knows is that, according to Angel, he'll be the one who kills Fang. Mostly written before I read MR6, so no spoilers.
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 9,872 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 10/7/2010 - Published: 1/25/2010 - Max, Dylan
Revenge is Sweeter by MyBoyfriendEdwardSparkles reviews
After a very public break up in the school parking lot that involves Bella showing her underwear to the whole school, Edward Cullen and Isabella Swan declare war. Remaining friends with the ex? So not an option...
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 44,935 - Reviews: 1892 - Favs: 650 - Follows: 565 - Updated: 9/22/2010 - Published: 8/26/2009 - Edward, Bella
Truth or Dare with vamps and a human! by momorocker44 reviews
What will happen when Bella gets tricked into playing truth or dare with her vampire family? You'll have to see! I know the summary is lame but plz read!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 11,536 - Reviews: 163 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 9/11/2010 - Published: 6/20/2009
Fang's BIG mistake by Midge 1012 reviews
sequel to MAX'S BIG MISTAKE-When Fang pays the consequences for Max's mistake, he's in no mood to be nice. He shows her some harsh truths, but what are the consequences?And who do they effect?Whats wrong with Max?tiny amount of FAX, some EGGY-5,018 HITS
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Adventure - Chapters: 17 - Words: 28,202 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 8/24/2010 - Published: 6/30/2009 - Max, Fang
A Wolf's Love by Dear Casssiee reviews
Cassie is planning to spend her senior year in La Push. She doesn't expect much and she surely didn't expect to fall head over heels for La Push's most violent wolf pack member. But what happens when a rouge vampire takes interest in Paul's Imprint?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 90,161 - Reviews: 200 - Favs: 163 - Follows: 170 - Updated: 8/20/2010 - Published: 4/18/2010 - Paul
My Girl by Shadowed White Rosebud reviews
*After FANG* Max is finally happy in a relationship with Dylan. But when Fang comes back, and the Director's back with a new plan to destroy the world, what will happen? What's this about an Anti-Flock? You know it'll be good...Fax, Mylan, Fudge
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 50,067 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 8/14/2010 - Published: 4/11/2010 - Max
Save Me by ilovethetwilightsagagradof2018 reviews
PAUL PUSHED AN OLD LADY IN THE STREET, NESSIE GOT BEATEN UP,THE GUYS KIDNAPED,HAS ROSE GONE MAD? WHAT HAS THE WORLD COME TO? NEW REASON!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 5,468 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 7/30/2010 - Published: 11/13/2009 - Complete
We'll Get Along Just Fine by xXxFlameOf-TheFanxXx reviews
Rosalie, Bella, and Alice meet Edward, Emmett, and Jasper. They instantly become close with one another. What will happen though along the way? When the past, present, and future cause problems for them, will they be able to handle it? AH/AU/Slight OO
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 40 - Words: 165,684 - Reviews: 493 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 7/17/2010 - Published: 5/27/2009
New Beginnings by A Fine Frenzy reviews
Watch as our three favourite girls stand up to, and quite possibly, fall in love with the three guys that made there lives living hell for three years straight... twisted, eh?
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 10,801 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 7/13/2010 - Published: 4/26/2010
The Hard Way To Learn A Lesson by Stephaniiie reviews
AU/AH Bad boy Edward needs to be taught a lesson. So his teachers come up with a plan- ‘marry’ him to the best behaved girl in school! How will his ego survive spending ‘eternity’ with Bella Swan! Little OOC. NOW COMPLETE!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 70 - Words: 279,341 - Reviews: 15691 - Favs: 6,772 - Follows: 3,140 - Updated: 7/13/2010 - Published: 6/23/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Welcome to La Push Florida Girl by Katelyn Goode reviews
Katelyn loves everything with the sand and sun. But when she and her three closest friends have to move to the opposite corner of the country and four of our favorite wolves imprint on them, can they handle their favorite mythical creatures being real?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 49,456 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 7/9/2010 - Published: 7/30/2009 - Paul, Seth
Diary of a Lovesick Mutant by Phoenix Fanatic reviews
Ever wonder what it's like to be inside Fang's head? Follow Fang's diary as he attempts to tell Max he loves her in just one year, while also trying to save his neck. It's hard to be a guy...Fax. Complete.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 62 - Words: 239,551 - Reviews: 8150 - Favs: 1,792 - Follows: 680 - Updated: 6/12/2010 - Published: 6/2/2009 - Fang, Max - Complete
The Screamers by KiyaRaven reviews
Street kid. Rockstar. Worlds apart and yet so similar. Sometimes fate throws people together for a reason, and sometimes two people that rub each other the wrong way make the best sparks. All Human **WARNING: MOSTLY HUMOR BUT ALSO CONTAINS ANGST & DARK THEMES**
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 39 - Words: 358,773 - Reviews: 12412 - Favs: 6,872 - Follows: 3,414 - Updated: 6/2/2010 - Published: 5/23/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
High School Never Ends, The Original Version by Lady Lily of Darkness reviews
Part 1 of the Main HSNE Trilogy. Rated "M" for language, and one lemon in the story. A story filled with Romance, Comedy and Drama. STATUS: Complete. EXTRA: Sequel is up, and Remake is up as well.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 54 - Words: 175,307 - Reviews: 490 - Favs: 375 - Follows: 106 - Updated: 5/28/2010 - Published: 5/4/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Emmett's 16 fun things to do in an elevator! by MyBoyfriendEdwardSparkles reviews
Emmett discovers a list so magical, he beleives it was created by unicorns! He must complete this list! 16 days, 16 fun things to do in an elevator. What could go wrong?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 31 - Words: 31,469 - Reviews: 856 - Favs: 322 - Follows: 114 - Updated: 5/5/2010 - Published: 4/19/2009 - Emmett - Complete
Will you love me, for me? by CreepingDinosaur reviews
Bella Swan is one of the worlds famous singers. As is Edward Cullen. When a mall mishap happens and they are stuck together will they discover that there is true love out there? That you just have to wait and find it? That its worth waiting for? Review!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 42 - Words: 114,000 - Reviews: 803 - Favs: 446 - Follows: 316 - Updated: 5/4/2010 - Published: 7/5/2009 - Bella, Edward
CAMP CULLEN! by alaska-young reviews
What would happen if the Cullens opened a summer camp you ask?well everything imaginable! this is a story of what happens when a girl tori and her friends go to this camp! what will happen? i suck at summaries just read the fanfic!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 17 - Words: 22,632 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 3/15/2010 - Published: 2/9/2009 - Complete
5551073 by lleighhh reviews
All-Human. Slightly OOC. A kissing booth, Bella Swan, and Edward Cullen. Need I say more?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 87,643 - Reviews: 1016 - Favs: 618 - Follows: 238 - Updated: 3/1/2010 - Published: 8/20/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Airport by UcAnTpUlLtHiSoFf reviews
What happens when the flock gets stuck AND seperated in a JAPANESE airport? Find out. Some Fax later. First fanfic.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,164 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 2/22/2010 - Published: 2/1/2010 - Max, Fang - Complete
The Buddy System OF DOOM! by help-me-think-of-a-name reviews
The school counsellor decides the cullen's anti socialness is getting too wierd and prepares to inflict some pain...... In the form of a BUDDY SYSTEM! SHOCK HORROR! R&R!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,953 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 2/17/2010 - Published: 7/6/2009
Protecting the Flock by Littlest Cinnaminion reviews
There comes a time in life where Nudge has several boys asking for dates come Valentine's Day, and Fang feels the need to "protect" his little sister from the "pervert wienies of the world". Lord help us all... Happy Valentine's Day! During SOF
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,500 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/13/2010 - Fang, Nudge - Complete
IM in Love by fangimumride97 reviews
FAX! What will happen when the Flock get IM accounts? Not all IM though... much story too... Click on that link to dive into the adventurous side of IM! DISCLAIMER: I TOTALLY OWN NOTHING OF JP'S!
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 18,748 - Reviews: 137 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 2/7/2010 - Published: 10/9/2009 - Max, Fang - Complete
The Tomboy Nextdoor by Agent Bella reviews
Bella swan is a tomboy living in Forks. When Edward Cullen moves next-door to her, will he fall for her? Bella has no intrest in boys and is concidered 'one of the guys', will she fall for the boy next-door? ALL HUMAN! T for language
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 38,852 - Reviews: 1165 - Favs: 508 - Follows: 459 - Updated: 1/26/2010 - Published: 12/17/2008
Tie Me Down to this World by Struck Upon a Star reviews
AH/AU. Alice and Jasper awake in the same hospital, scarred, broken, and searching for meaning. She gives him peace; he gives her joy. They are each other's hope.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 23 - Words: 163,005 - Reviews: 1854 - Favs: 1,096 - Follows: 935 - Updated: 1/20/2010 - Published: 2/1/2009 - Alice, Jasper
Bittersweet Visitors by twilightfan213 reviews
Edward left. Bella is the princess of the volturi. What will happen when a familar family visit the volturi? Summary is bad!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 17,054 - Reviews: 463 - Favs: 445 - Follows: 287 - Updated: 1/18/2010 - Published: 3/13/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
An Epic Proposal by BadgerInMySoup reviews
Tonight is the night. Percy is going to ask Annabeth to marry him and nothing will stop him. Hopefully.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,768 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 18 - Published: 1/1/2010 - Annabeth C., Percy J. - Complete
Dark Horizons, Book I: The Inevitable by wakemydreaams reviews
My sequel to Dark Visions; Strange & evil things start happening again. An ancient place of power is threatened. & through it all, Kaitlyn must choose between her duty, her love for Gabriel, or her eternal freedom. R&R.
Dark Visions series - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,610 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 12/16/2009 - Published: 12/11/2009
Facts of Life by St. Fang of Boredom reviews
After Angel asks Max the 'dreaded question', Max decides it's time to teach the Flock a bit about 'The Facts of Life', much to poor Fang's displeasure. I'm rating this at a moderate T. Read rating notes inside, please! Teeny weeny bit o' Fax.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 12 - Words: 20,151 - Reviews: 752 - Favs: 337 - Follows: 216 - Updated: 12/13/2009 - Published: 4/22/2009 - Fang, Max
Twilighty Fun by PrincessFerdinand reviews
All the humourous Twilight stuff I've written all mashed up into one story. Includes IM conversations, parodies, and more! Chapters don't necessarily have anything to do with each other. OOC, most of the time.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 8,276 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 12/13/2009 - Published: 11/2/2008
Max Plus Iggy Equals An Angry Fang by jzazy reviews
Iggy asks Max why Fang and her arent together yet. Max says Fang would never tell her his feelings. So Iggy comes up with a plan to get Fang so jealous he'll explode and tell Max the truth. But will it work? And who wil get hurt along the process?
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 23,196 - Reviews: 337 - Favs: 143 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 12/6/2009 - Published: 9/4/2009 - Max, Iggy - Complete
Everywhere I Go by MrsJakeBlack reviews
Bella thinks she is bound to be single for the rest of her life. She sets out to be a new person, goes to a bar, gets drunk and meets a handsome new stranger. But what happens when this stranger turns up in places she wouldn't expect him to be.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,579 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 11/27/2009 - Published: 10/24/2009 - Edward, Bella
Ask the Cullens x Therapy with the Cullens by MR.CHEESY reviews
ASK A QUESTION ON UR REVIEW, WHATEVER U WANT TO ASK! AND THEN THE CULLEN FAMILY ALONG WITH JACOB BLACK DISCUSS THE ANSWER TO THAT QUESTION IN A CHAT-ROOM! GO AHEAD! ASK! / THEN, THE CULLENS GO TO THERAPY WITH A VAMPIRE SHAPE-SHIFTER DOCTOR! CHAOS! XDD
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 16,522 - Reviews: 154 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 11/23/2009 - Published: 6/21/2009
I feel like I already know you by MyBoyfriendEdwardSparkles reviews
Date night is ALWAYS ruined by Bella and Edward's 'Just Friends' attitude. Their friends new policy: hook up or get out. So B and E hit the singles dating website to find their "True Love". They may be surprised at who that turns out to be....
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 28 - Words: 40,906 - Reviews: 1485 - Favs: 507 - Follows: 305 - Updated: 11/22/2009 - Published: 6/16/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Forced to forget, learning to forgive by chocotiger reviews
Bella is in a car accident and can’t remember anything of her life in forks. She can’t even remember Edward. Pieces of her memory come back, but will she be able to love or trust Edward again? Especially when she finds out his secret.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 11 - Words: 21,694 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 11/12/2009 - Published: 5/24/2009 - Bella, Edward
The TA by wuogkat reviews
Bella has spent the past four years since the Cullens left studying. She finished her bachelors degree early and is looking forward to graduate school until her first day when she looks at her roster and sees two familiar names.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 22 - Words: 68,437 - Reviews: 715 - Favs: 562 - Follows: 297 - Updated: 11/3/2009 - Published: 6/5/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Expansions by Pseudostar432 reviews
Our favorite Vampire family just keeps getting bigger and bigger! No new characters, yet. You'll know what I mean after the first chapter. Co-Written by BMC1984
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 15 - Words: 21,332 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 10/23/2009 - Published: 5/8/2009
She Stole My Heart by Rider of Dreams reviews
All Human! Fang's parents die and he goes to an orphange where he meets the flock and Ella. He falls in love with Max, but she is afraid to like him back, because, well, you'll see later on in the story. R&R!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 20,592 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 10/7/2009 - Published: 9/16/2009 - Fang, Max - Complete
Time by Volturi-Love reviews
The story of Caius and Athenodora. All characters belong to Stephanie Meyer...sadly. Also, some parts and names belong to Alycone who gave to me moments of hilarity that i simply COULD NOT pass up in my story, so all those parts are yours. R&R,enjoy!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 58,417 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 10/2/2009 - Published: 7/7/2009 - Caius, Athenodora - Complete
Your Existence Gives Me Wings by Amy-Katherine914 reviews
AU. Max is popular, rich. She has a good life. Iggy and Gazzy are her 2 best friends along w/her sisters Ella and Angel. But when quiet badboy Fang comes, her life is turned upside down. Is her life really all that good? Fang's just what she's waited for.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 50,258 - Reviews: 652 - Favs: 370 - Follows: 160 - Updated: 9/19/2009 - Published: 7/28/2009 - Max, Fang - Complete
Meeting You by edwardcullenluvr626 reviews
Bella finally goes to college. Being there she meets two of her roomies, Tanya and Alice. When Bella and Edward realize there true feelings, what complicates there relationship? All human.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,641 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 9/18/2009 - Published: 7/14/2009
Pink Fluffy Pencil Case by CrystalBrooke reviews
AH. No one talks to Edward Cullen. He's the weird emo kid with the sexy hair and black skinny jeans. He denies he wears guyliner, but he totally does. Bella is the new girl, and doesn't get why he hates her. Never judge a person by their pencil case...
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 47,495 - Reviews: 2776 - Favs: 2,009 - Follows: 1,224 - Updated: 9/17/2009 - Published: 1/12/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Ascension by changedbyEdward reviews
My romantic alternate to Breaking Dawn. Bella and Edward marry and have a romantic honeymoon that is cut short by some 'complications.' After their return to Forks, they must deal with what must come next. All Canon Pairings. Lots of romantic lemons.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 29 - Words: 202,344 - Reviews: 1659 - Favs: 1,415 - Follows: 505 - Updated: 9/12/2009 - Published: 12/17/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Sick by IsabellaDangelo reviews
Bella gets sick and the Cullens are there to help take care of her! Family fluff with a lot of Bella X Edward fluff. Post-Eclipse, pre-Breaking Dawn.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 26 - Words: 58,512 - Reviews: 673 - Favs: 614 - Follows: 288 - Updated: 8/31/2009 - Published: 4/14/2009 - Bella - Complete
Regret and The Return of Calypso by percabeth777 reviews
Percy's dreams leave him realizing that he misses Calypso. Percy bargains wtih the gods, and makes a descion that leaves Calypso stading before him. How will this affect Annabeth, and what will happen as the tension between them rises? Percabeth promised!
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 63,399 - Reviews: 613 - Favs: 233 - Follows: 113 - Updated: 8/28/2009 - Published: 11/29/2008 - Calypso, Annabeth C. - Complete
Yin and Yang by Ereana reviews
El Swan has gone to spend a few months with her dad and elder sister in Forks. She doesn't expect much but she has captured the attention of Caius. He doesn't understand why. She is the total opposite to him yet he finds himself drawn to her light.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 22,591 - Reviews: 168 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 114 - Updated: 8/28/2009 - Published: 12/15/2008 - Caius
Cullenary Educaton: Forks Sex Ed by MarcyJ reviews
Set at the End of Bella's Junior Year. Hilarity ensues when the Forks Gang is forced to endure Sex Education class with Coach Clapp. Chapter 1 is Jasper POV, and each subsequent chapter is from the perspective of a different character.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 22,726 - Reviews: 2122 - Favs: 3,528 - Follows: 1,643 - Updated: 8/28/2009 - Published: 4/2/2007
Gossip Girl AKA Jessica Stanley by MyBoyfriendEdwardSparkles reviews
Spotted: BS sporting an all black outfit, but thats nothing new, not after what happened last.....NO! A silver volvo zipping past the “Welcome to Forks” sign. Could it be? Is EC really back?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 17,449 - Reviews: 284 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 8/26/2009 - Published: 5/23/2009 - Complete
The Imprint by AthenodoraHatesMe reviews
Leah finally imprints, but on Caius! How will everyone take the news? Will they be together happily? BETTER SUMMARY INSIDE.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 9,183 - Reviews: 145 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 8/24/2009 - Published: 7/9/2009 - Caius, Leah
Inexperienced by A.M. Morning reviews
Edward is an outcast. Not your typical geek, but close enough. Bella Swan is the popular, head cheerleader... that Edward is completely in love with. What if she returned those feelings? Bad Summary, just read! Rated for language and future lemons! Human!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 21,525 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 148 - Updated: 8/22/2009 - Published: 6/5/2009 - Bella, Edward
Sk8ter Boi by vampire-legend reviews
Though reluctant to move, teenage skater, Edward Cullen, finds solace in new friends. How will Edward and Bella's immediate best friend relationship fair when sparks are flying? How will Edward cope without the attention that competition brings him? AH
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 54,559 - Reviews: 1383 - Favs: 1,187 - Follows: 513 - Updated: 8/17/2009 - Published: 7/24/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Girls Just Wanna Have Fun by ulvgrl79 reviews
Bella and Alice go to Los Angeles when Edward and Jasper go hunting. They get into trouble along the way. Will Edward and Jasper find them in time?
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 31 - Words: 44,574 - Reviews: 173 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 8/15/2009 - Published: 5/24/2009 - Bella, Alice - Complete
The Choice by ElizabethI reviews
Breaking Dawn SPOILERS! At Bella and Edward's wedding, Seth Clearwater meets Angela Weber. Suddenly, Seth doesn't have a choice anymore: he belongs to Angela. But Angela, in love with Ben Cheney and falling for Seth as well, does. What will it be?
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,965 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 8/9/2009 - Published: 7/10/2009 - Angela, Seth
False Dawn by edwardisaputz reviews
Alternate ending to Breaking Dawn. The Volturi attack and Jacob runs with Nessie. Many do not survive the battle. How will Jacob and Ness pick up the pieces? Lemons and mature themes.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 19 - Words: 45,101 - Reviews: 124 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 8/3/2009 - Published: 2/21/2009 - Jacob, Renesmee C./Nessie
Co Ed Shopping by bluewingedkitty reviews
“What? There’s nothing left. I want to go,” Iggy whined."What else could there be?" “Feminine hygiene,” Max informed him. Iggy stopped dead. Shopping with Max can be traumatizing. Poor Iggy never saw it coming. Participant in Day of Anti-Hardwicke.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,201 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 162 - Follows: 15 - Published: 8/1/2009 - Iggy, Max - Complete
Whoops! by callmefall reviews
What happens when Bella gets drunk, and runs into her best friend from high school. Will it be the best thing that's ever happened to her, or the worst mistake she's ever made? AU, AH story. Not the cliched B/E one night stand and Bella gets pregnant.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 17,169 - Reviews: 206 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 92 - Updated: 7/23/2009 - Published: 1/7/2009 - Bella, Edward
Breaking Beauty by Breaking.Down.Slowly reviews
Edward. Once a proud, arrogant millionaire he is now cold and alone. A beast. Bella. An innocent girl just learning to be a proper young lady in the modern world. A beauty. But fairytales aren’t reality. ExB. AU, AH, OOC
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 36,097 - Reviews: 564 - Favs: 308 - Follows: 200 - Updated: 7/20/2009 - Published: 1/31/2009 - Bella, Edward
Edward the Ambiguous by podex carmen reviews
Jasper and Emmett have a conversation about Edward. Things go downhill from there.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,977 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 7/19/2009 - Published: 6/2/2009 - Jasper, Emmett - Complete
Twilight Speak! by MyBoyfriendEdwardSparkles reviews
A whole lot of twilight quotes, phrases, people and place names, plus their more honest, funny translations.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 939 - Reviews: 136 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 7/17/2009 - Published: 4/20/2009 - Complete
Living in Meyer by Bookworm-xxx reviews
When Ashley opens her door up into Bella Swan's bedroom the last thing she expects is to get trapped in Bella's fictional world. How will she get home and more importantly, what will she do when in Bella's absense the story starts to go wrong?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 27 - Words: 87,685 - Reviews: 439 - Favs: 226 - Follows: 100 - Updated: 7/15/2009 - Published: 4/20/2009 - Complete
Why the Mall? by fanpire14 reviews
Bella and Edward first meet at the mall. When they meet Edward is a total jerk to her. Will she be able to change that or is there no hope for him. First story so go easy on me.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 5,402 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 7/12/2009 - Published: 9/27/2008
Together at last? by leratdebibliotheque reviews
Mary-Lynette has been missing Ash. Ash has been gone for almost two years. Why would he do this to her? Why would he cause her mental chaos? When he fainly returns things go far and Mary-Lynette goes through the biggest suprise of her life!
Night World series - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,895 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 7/12/2009 - Published: 4/9/2009
My Home Is Where You Are by edwardcullensfuturewife reviews
AU. Edward never came back in New Moon. It's three years later. Bella is in her second year at Yale University. What would happen if the Cullen's end up going there also?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 11,340 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 7/11/2009 - Published: 5/3/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Max's big mistake by Midge 1012 reviews
On their way to the Martinez's the flock get sidetracked and Max sees a familiar face. Who is it? And what do they mean for the flock and Max and Fang?-set 3 months after TFW, not a story where Max gets pregnant slight FAX My 1st fanfic-8,326 HITS-
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 17,286 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 6/30/2009 - Published: 4/19/2009 - Complete
Kill Me in a Record Shop by UltraViolet21 reviews
Edward, a semi-emo teenager, is very attracted to a slightly emo-girl he sp-observes on during her shift at Garret's Music Shop. What happens when they finally meet for real at a club they’re both dragged to by their medling friends?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 10,374 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 6/27/2009 - Published: 6/5/2009 - Edward, Bella
A Twist in My Story by Alice013 reviews
AH. Bella just moved to Forks, and is an outcast who likes black. Jacob Black instantly becomes a best friend. Edward is a normal boy from school, but this girl intrigues him. Will they form a bond, or push each other away? Rated T for now. May change.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,128 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 6/24/2009 - Published: 4/12/2009 - Bella, Edward
Parentally Challenged by TWiDORK reviews
Edward Masen and Bella Swan have hated each other since an incident happened when they were younger. When they're assigned to be parents together, will they put prejudices aside or bicker the whole time? What if they start to fall in love? AU AH BxE
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 59,901 - Reviews: 335 - Favs: 376 - Follows: 143 - Updated: 6/23/2009 - Published: 4/18/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Twisted by Phantasma101 reviews
Morgan, a new vampire who has been living with the Cullens, is deciding to get married to her true love, the ex- Volturi guard, Damien. Will Jane-who was in love with Damien-try to stop the wedding? Will they even get to say 'I do? Or will it be I don't?
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 16 - Words: 20,330 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 6/20/2009 - Published: 2/10/2009
FOREVER AND FOR ALWAYS! by emz-and-vix reviews
ROSE, ALICE BELLA HAVE BEEN DREAMING ABOUT EMMETT, JASPER EDWARD. STORY CONTAINS MODELS, TRUTH OR DARE, STREET RACING, CLUBBING, PARTIES, MIKE, THE VOLTURI MUCH MORE. Love Lust lemons!THIS IS THE FULL TWILIGHT VERSION OF OUR OTHER STORY, READ IT REVIEW!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,040 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 6/19/2009 - Published: 6/18/2009
A day with Jasper by SimplyKey reviews
Edward agrees for bella to spend some time with Jasper after they get back from Italy. They go from just talking to biking to running and meeting another coven! What will J%B's adventure led them to? Bro/sis bonding time! R&R must be review to get updated
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 9 - Words: 15,217 - Reviews: 132 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 6/10/2009 - Published: 4/8/2009 - Bella, Jasper
Jasper and Emmett's Mission Annoy Edward by Freaky Virgo reviews
What would YOU do if your prankster brothers had just shown you a fully edited, presentable, proffesionally made movie all about you? Take a look inside Jasper's head when he and Emmett do just that to Edward - how will they ALL react... PLEASE R&R :-D
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,762 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 6/10/2009 - Published: 5/23/2009 - Jasper, Emmett
Enigmatical by wired2damoon reviews
As I stared up into his beautiful hazel eyes, I did the first thing that came to mind, not even stopping for one second to think of how incredibly, one hundred per cent, utterly stupid it was. I kissed him. QuilxClaire, JacobxNessie, EmbryxOC. Post BD
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 26 - Words: 98,141 - Reviews: 531 - Favs: 240 - Follows: 270 - Updated: 6/5/2009 - Published: 9/6/2008 - Claire, Quil Jr.
Nico and His Father by xscarredx13 reviews
When Nico ran away from Camp Half Blood The Titan's Curse , he kept having visions of Bianca. Now... someone's here to help him?
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 394 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/26/2009 - Nico A., Hades - Complete
The Troubles I'm Facing by Percabeth95 reviews
After LO. When Percy is kidnapped and Annabeth must find him, the question is who? And why? But everyone will find out that there's a twist. PERCABETH!
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 9 - Words: 9,611 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 5/26/2009 - Published: 5/16/2009 - Annabeth C., Percy J. - Complete
Zeus, Poseidon and Hades Play Golf by SylviaVail reviews
I rewrote it after getting bad reviews. Seems there was some sort of problem. It won't register my corrected copy. This is the original copy with the help of a reviewer. I'm sorry. I forgotten his/her name.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 905 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/25/2009 - Complete
Camp Fantastic! by MyVampireBunny reviews
All these random people happen to be going to the same camp as their friends, the Cullens. Things go crazy, and people go physco!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 16 - Words: 18,088 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 5/3/2009 - Published: 2/17/2009 - Complete
New Students, again by KnockturnAlly reviews
75 years after Breaking Dawn the Cullen's return to Forks. But what if not all of their new class mates are oblivious to the fact that they are vampires? R&R please!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 21 - Words: 34,529 - Reviews: 232 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 92 - Updated: 4/26/2009 - Published: 12/20/2008 - Complete
The Beauty and The Tragedy by Breaking.Down.Slowly reviews
Bella did die while cliff diving. Everybody's too upset to think of Edward and he refuses to live without her. AU
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,785 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/13/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
MAGICAL TWILIGHT SOCKS OF DOOM by moneytree100001 reviews
Twilight, Twilight Twilight, funny funny funny, SOCKS SOCKS SOCKS! BE THERE BE THERE BE THERRE!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 843 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/3/2009
Saving Mary Lynette by Rockondudes95 reviews
Ash is coming home but before he gets there Mary lynette meets James and Poppy. While waiting for Ash, Mary Lynette is captured. Can Ash,His sisters,James,and Poppy save her before it's too late? Sucky summery. ML/A P/J and slight J/M
Night World series - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,216 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 3/30/2009 - Published: 3/29/2009 - Complete
It's in His Eyes by hiddeninplainsight reviews
Bella, Emmett, and Alice share a house, and Edward, Rosalie, and Jasper share an apartment. When the two groups meet, anything can happen. All human. BxE EmxR JxA.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 22 - Words: 44,217 - Reviews: 288 - Favs: 186 - Follows: 115 - Updated: 3/20/2009 - Published: 11/17/2008 - Complete
A Saturday Like No Other by Countrygal17 reviews
What happens when you lock 6 kids in a library for 8 hours during Saturday school? Rosalie: princess Emmett/Alice: bad assess Edward: jock Jasper: brain Bella: basket case I know this has been done before but its different, and I just wanted to try
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,761 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 3/11/2009 - Published: 1/1/2009
You Found Me by AngelsEyesAngelsLies reviews
When Max is taken one night, all thats left is a note from 'Max' The flock is crushed. A few years later fang splits and goes to NYC. Who does he find. Good story, bad summary. Please give it a chance full summary inside.
Maximum Ride - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,066 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 23 - Published: 3/5/2009 - Fang, Max
The Adventures of Pansy and Lucian or TAOPAL by Exactly.As.Planned reviews
Post-Breaking Dawn. Pansy is new in Forks and.... Well, she's pretty normal except that A she's a clutz, B she has a stalker, C a mafia boss is trying to kill her for 12 Mil and D Caius of the Volturi is her "Guardian Angel". Crack!Caius w/ powers
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,738 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 2/21/2009 - Published: 1/18/2009 - Caius, Jasper
Learning To Fall by A Kind Kiss reviews
Leaving her past, Bella moves to Forks one summer and finds that her father has turned the house into a boarding house! There she meets five extraordinary people, including one boy who makes the unexpected happen. AU, All Human. Full Summary Inside.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 22 - Words: 103,648 - Reviews: 635 - Favs: 571 - Follows: 338 - Updated: 2/13/2009 - Published: 4/19/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
No One to Turn To by Kittyy reviews
Bella has no one to turn to, and she is keeping a deep dark secret. Everything could change when a new family, the Cullens, move into Forks. Will Bella make some friends? Can Bella finally tell someone her secret? The sequel is out it is The New Life
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 21 - Words: 17,143 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 135 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 1/30/2009 - Published: 12/21/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Wife Swap by AlicexWonderland reviews
Alice decides one day it will be "fun" if she signs the cullens up for wife swap. The TV show where you... well... swap your wifes with another families wife.... Who will they get paired with?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,094 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 42 - Published: 1/16/2009
I Miss Him by Midori Ookami reviews
Title is kinda sucky but whatever... this is an Ash and Mary-Lynnette story. it is about when Ash finally comes back. there is a better summary inside the story. rated T because I'm paranoid.
Night World series - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,067 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/12/2009 - Complete
Conundrum by Phoenix Fanatic reviews
After a small accident, Max and Fang can hear each other's thoughts! Oh, my, this presents a number of challenges... and what if a certain company is interested in this development? -Fax- -Complete-
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 34 - Words: 102,806 - Reviews: 2419 - Favs: 868 - Follows: 396 - Updated: 1/11/2009 - Published: 9/16/2007 - Complete
Emmett Awesomeness by cowlvr66 reviews
What happens when Emmett gets a hold of Bella's new yearbook? Read to find out. BETTER THAN IT SOUNDS! READ!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 289 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/5/2009
Nessie and the Cullens by GaladrielofLorien reviews
Nessie can’t remember anything from before the car crash that she lost her memory in, and her parents died in, last year. When she arrives at highschool, she finds that the Cullens and their friend Jacob Black, seem to take a lot of interest in her.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,854 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 1/3/2009 - Published: 12/22/2008 - Renesmee C./Nessie, Jacob
The random things we do Aboutme by Beckah-lynn reviews
Emmett was bored. He found a new website, and he is getting everyone involved.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,487 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 12/30/2008 - Published: 8/10/2008
Haunting Memories by hotflower06 reviews
After J.T. dies from a stabbing. Liberty begans to see him where ever she goes. Can they finally rekindle the love they lost?
Degrassi - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,047 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 12/24/2008 - Published: 11/11/2008 - JT Y., Liberty V.
Calm Down Alice by smile-big.xx reviews
Alice's pre-planning for her Christmas party isnt going too well. When goes to get a tree, a little girl wants the same one. Does Alice get what Alice wants?
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 709 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 3 - Published: 12/23/2008 - Alice - Complete
I love you by Amelia Nelia reviews
A tribute to Bella and Edward. It is Bella's 19th birthday and she is still upset that she is not a vampire. Edward tries to cheer her up by giving her nineteen reasons why he loves her and why he wants her to stay human. Very cute/ lots of fluff,one-shot
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,131 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 12/22/2008 - Published: 12/21/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Edward vs Edward by alittlebitwarped reviews
Has Edward finally, met his match? Who would have thought a little puppy could bring Edward to the brink of insanity? Disclaimer: I dont own Twilight...or Bella...I just gave her a puppy! Your welcome Bella!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 8,183 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 83 - Updated: 9/28/2008 - Published: 7/10/2008
Awesome Emmettness by Raychelle Edwards reviews
A series of pranks, craziness, and much more. A date with Mike at the amusement park? Embarrassing pics posted all over the most popular hang out? Edward in just a towel and glued to a chair? Carlisle in a compromising position.Oh the possibilities!R&R!OO
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 21,011 - Reviews: 341 - Favs: 278 - Follows: 149 - Updated: 7/26/2008 - Published: 6/10/2007 - Complete
Internal Struggle by I.Am.A.Nerfherder reviews
Fang remembers a traumatic day in Manhattan. He is often overcome with guilt and relieves it by either hurting himself or the Flock. He refuses to hurt the Flock but is forbidden to hurt himself. Warning:self-mutilation, traumatic events, suicidal thought
Maximum Ride - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,851 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/8/2008 - Fang, Max - Complete
Inches Away by CrystalBrooke reviews
Do you know," Jared said slowly. "I've sat next to you all year and I haven't a clue what your name is?" My heart sank. Of course he had no idea who I was. I was stupid to think every feeling I had was reciprocated. Kim/Jared. My 1st fanfic!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 45,396 - Reviews: 521 - Favs: 423 - Follows: 140 - Updated: 6/8/2008 - Published: 4/15/2008 - Kim, Jared - Complete
Family Therapy Cullen Style by vjgm reviews
Carlisle has had it with the children's constant bickering so he sends the Cullen's to family therapy. Suicidal Edward,Bella's fear of committment, Alice addicted to shopping, Rosalie's hostility, Emmett and Japer's gambling..who will survive? FUNNY
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 69,221 - Reviews: 8290 - Favs: 7,406 - Follows: 1,693 - Updated: 5/15/2008 - Published: 11/10/2007 - Complete
Here in My Arms by VineWolf12548 reviews
From Jasper's POV. Bella wakes up in Jasper's arms. Why is she there? Read on and find out. One-shot. Review please! Hope you like it. some typos... sorry about that
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,181 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 4/2/2008 - Published: 3/31/2008 - Jasper, Alice - Complete
Under Arrest by vjgm reviews
Add on to Family Therapy. Want to see what the Cullen kids did to get arrested and make Carlisle's Book of Shame? Read on! If you have not read family Therapy Cullen Style, this will not make sense.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,083 - Reviews: 698 - Favs: 1,061 - Follows: 290 - Published: 1/5/2008 - Complete
Scary Bella by Says The Schizophrenic reviews
Bella is at Jessicas party, and get's drunk and drugged. What will the Cullen's do? My first story, full of spelling mistakes and kinda funny, so please be nice! :
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 9,702 - Reviews: 219 - Favs: 308 - Follows: 79 - Updated: 6/4/2007 - Published: 5/29/2007 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Silver Kiss, Dreaming of You by meowmistress reviews
It has been two years since Zoe said goodbye to Simon. Soon, she will find the new strength she needs and perhaps even feel the same warm embrace that Simon once gave her. Would he one day return? New adventures await for her. And new companions.
Silver Kiss - Rated: T - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 7,111 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 9/30/2006 - Published: 8/27/2005
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Opposites Know Best reviews
Sequel to "Opposites Attract Babe" So they're together, even though they're complete opposites inside. But now they're in college... with the rest of the clan. How's a girl to survive with her crazy friends in college?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 12,648 - Reviews: 143 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 12/10/2013 - Published: 3/17/2010 - Bella, Edward
Attention, Jealousy, and Cherry Chapstick reviews
Alice, Bella, Rose, and Esme are worried. Maybe it's just a phase, but their husbands just haven't been paying enough attention to them lately. So they try to make the boys jealous- like a game. Jealous Cullen male vampires? Uh-oh...
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,769 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 80 - Updated: 2/22/2013 - Published: 9/5/2011
Opposites Attract Babe' reviews
Bella: Raven black hair, a hate for preps, black nails, skinny jeans, converse. Edward: Perfect hair,polos and khaki. But what happens when these two polar opposites are paired for a project? ExB Disclaimer
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 22,857 - Reviews: 416 - Favs: 234 - Follows: 135 - Updated: 3/20/2010 - Published: 9/18/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Simon's Return reviews
I'm really going to regret meddling with that witch, I'm sure. On the bright side, Simon's home, so everything else is irrelevant, right? I mean, what's the worst that can happen?
Silver Kiss - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,347 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 2/12/2010 - Published: 4/3/2009