Author has written 4 stories for High School Musical, and Twilight.
August 27, 2011:
It has been forever since I last logged on to FF. So many things have changed in my life. I became a teenager and subsequently became a mess of a human being. Through the winter, I couldn't (or wouldn't) eat, sleep, or think. Functioning like my friends became harder and harder to do, and I also became introvert. I'm lucky I have some friends who stuck with me even though I couldn't do things with them because of my general lack of interest in life, including writing. I don't know exactly when it happened, but somewhere in my transition from childish wants and needs to a more grown up persona, I lost who I was in the mix. I would love to thank those who stuck with me through, who followed me into the dark and who were willing to be my searchlight and guide me out when I couldn't do so myself. This year away from FF, I can truly say I've grown as a person, that my eyes no longer see the world through the mist of a demon, that I can see the clear cut lines of reality and ignore the hazy fog that wants to pervade. Whether I have anyone on this site who cares, thanks for listening.
One last thing: I missed writing so much! I forgot how it's one thing I can do well and how much I loved doing it.
Birthday: February 16th
Okay, here's a little something about me. I've been making up stories since I was three, and I've been writing since I was five. Although my fanfiction stories aren't the best, that's mainly because for my first two fanfictions I wanted to be easy to write. If you decide to be a long time reader of my stories, you'll see with each new story I step it up a bit. If you look at my Caught on Camera series compared to my Tiny Twilight Series, you'll see my Tiny Twilight series is a bit better and longer than Caught on Camera. That's me, taking it bit by bit. Oh, and I always make refrences to T.V and movies and celebrities and EVERYTHING!! I LOVE REFRENCES!!
Where I stand in Twilight, both books and movie:
If you knew me, you'd know I am 105 percent TEAM EDWARD!! I hate that stupid mutt who's name shall not be uttered in my presence! if you ask me, I would have killed off Jacob long ago, but hey, whatever floats Miss Meyer's boat! Ask Jennifer Love Hewwitt!! She and I are on the exact same page! TEAM EDWARD!! Another thing, Alice and Emmett are most easily my favorite characters in the Cullen family, not including Bella and Edward. Alice is adorable and awesome, and I think every girl deserves of friend like her. Emmett is hilarious, mischievous, and an annoyance to dear old Eddie, you gotta love him! Back on the subject of Jacob, I know how easily swayed some of us are when it comes to abs or whatever, but, and my thoughts might be a bit biased, I would kill the dog hot or not, which, FYI, IS NOT!! If it were up to me, Renesmee would've ended up with someone better like Nahuel! Listen to his name, it sounds exotic and awesome!! I would love those two to be together!! Um, it's seven A.M where I am at the moment, and I've been up since the day before, so I have no energy left to rant, sadly, so I shall continue this ANOTHER DAY! OFF, SHALL WE! That doesn't even make sense! snickers at own stupidity
After watching New Moon in theaters:
Okay, after actually seeing New Moon played out in a movie, I'm reconsidering wanting to kill Jacob. While reading the book, I felt pretty antagonistic towards him, and all I really was waiting for was for Eddie-boy to come back. While watching the movie, I actually felt pretty mad to Edward, and I was literally tearing up during the whole breakup scene. When Jacob came in, I went all, "YAY!". I was really sad for Bella. Phenomenal acting, actually made me feel some emotion. Let's just say that does not happen much during movies. Then I sorta went back to hating Jacob when he "broke up" with Bella. It's like this girl just cannot win! During that part, I mentally marked it off as, "Boys suck, you're better off without 'em, Bella." All in all, though, I felt love for both boys. But do not think this puts me on board with Team Switzerland! I would still cringe each time Jacob would lean in for a kiss! Team Edward all the way! As a side note, the movie was also very funny, despite its depressing demeanor. Like when Edward, Bella, Mike, Jessica, Angela, and Eric were watching Romeo and Juliet in class, the camera showed both Jessica and Angel tearing up, then showed Eric flat out crying! Bella kept her head on Edward's shoulder while they talked about suicide and what not, ya know, the usual between those two =) The movie was much better than the last one, especially in quality. They got the Volturi perfectly! I loved Aro, too funny. He was all, "Oh, yay, Bellas alive! Oh goody, goody!" And clapping his hands, too great! I loved this movie soooo much! It was def worth the 40 something dollars to see it! GO SEE IT! ITS AWESOME!I saw at midnight, who else skipped school to see it??
written at 1:35 PM Nov. 2Oth
Fave Celebrity: Corbin Bleu
Fave Skaters: Tony Hawk, Bam Margera, Dustin Dollin, Arto Saari, Vanessa Torres, Paul Rodriguese, Daewon Song, Nic and Tristan Puehse, and Andrew Reynolds.
Fave Bands: Panic! At The Disco, My Chemical Romance, Linkin Park, Guns N' Roses, All-American Rejects
Fave Shows: Suit life on Deck, Hannah Montana, South Park, Family Guy, Futurama, iCarly, Sonny With a Chance, BrainRush, Total Drama Action, and of course! SPONGEBOB!
Movies: High School Musical 1,2,3, Twilight, Not Another Teen Movie, Miracle Run, Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants, The Nightmare Before Christmas, The South Park Movie, Coraline, Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire, and Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban!
On Awesome Guys: Bless Stephenie Meyer and Peter Barsocchini for the gift of Troy Bolton and Edward Cullen! They are so awesome, that you only see those kinds of guys in your dreams!!
A teenage girl about 17 had gone to visit some friends one evening and time passed quickly as each shared their various experiences of the past year.
She ended up staying longer than planned, and had to walk home alone. She wasn't afraid because it was a small town and she lived only a few blocks away.
As she walked along under the tall elm trees, she asked God to keep her safe from harm and danger.
When she reached the alley, which was a short cut to her house, she decided to take it.
However, halfway down the alley she noticed a man standing at the end as though he were waiting for her.
She became uneasy and began to pray, asking for God's protection.
Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness and security wrapped round her, she felt as though someone was walking with her.
When she reached the end of the alley, she walked right past the man and arrived home safely.
The following day, she read in the newspaper that a young girl had been raped in the same alley just twenty minutes after she had been there.
Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and the fact that it could have been her, she began to cry.
Thanking the Lord for her safety and to help this young woman, she decided to go to the police station.
She felt she could recognize the man, so she told them her story.
The police asked her if she would be willing to look at a lineup to see if she could identify him.
She agreed and immediately pointed out the man she had seen in the alley the night before.
When the man was told he had been identified, he immediately broke down and confessed.
The officer thanked her for her bravery and asked if there was anything they could do for her.
She asked if they would ask the man one question.
She was curious as to why he had not attacked her.
When the policeman asked him, he answered, "Because she wasn't alone. She had two tall men walking on either side of her."
You're never alone...
93 Percent Of the people who read this won't repost it.
Don't be one of those people.
Believe in God and he'll always be there to protect you.
Favorite quotes in general.
judge me & ill prove you wrong
unless you've lived my life
theres a point in your life when you
dont follow in my footsteps,
im the type of girl who will
i didnt slap you, i simply high fived your face.
i have a cape and it makes
im the type of girl who can watch a horrormovie
i dont have a short attention span i just..
i applied for a job at a mental hospital, but they sai i needed 24 hours experience.
im very proud of myself when i resist the urge to kill someone.
i just want to be the girl you talk about.
yhur a great friend, but if the zombies chase us,
i am who i am.
hate all yhu want, but you cant break a girl tht thinks nothing of you.
light travels faster then sound
sarcasm; my anti drug.
OMG! i think i just saw a flying bird!
let me write that down in my 'things i dont really give f about' notebook.
yea you have the right to your own opinion, but i have the right to think your stupid.
i speak fluent sarcasm.
are yhu stoned
yea im one of those crazy overly obsessive teenage girls.
Bitch, dont touch the stereo.
bob tried to take my twilight books. bob isnt with us anymore.
Edward Cullen: the 107 year old virgin.
Channy is like crack, only better!
fall down again bella?
Twilight; the reason girls across the world are suddenly and madly in love with vampiress.
Whenever i get happy or calm all of a sudden i look around for Jasper.
Team edward cause Jacob doesnt sparkle.
I have trouble admitting Chad Dylan Cooper's a fictional charater.
Do that again and ill give you a papercut in front of Jasper!
You havent watched sonny with a chance, you fail at life!
i am a channyaholic.
Girls Don't realize these things;
But most of all
Ladies always complain and gripe to their friends that there is never any good guys out there, and they always end up with assholes who mistreat them. Well ladies, next time you're complaining, maybe look up to see who you're complaining to, maybe that special someone is right there hanging on your every word as usual, screaming in his head "Why won't you give me a chance?"
If you're a guy and you agree with this letter, copy and paste into your profile as 'I'm sorry'
If You're one of the FEW girls with enough BALLS to copy and paste this into your profile, and you would never make your guy feel this way, copy and paste into your profile as 'Girls Don't Realize These Things'
'At age 8, your dad buys you an ice cream. You thanked him by dripping
When you were 9 years old, he paid for piano lessons. You thanked him
When you were 10 years old he drove you all day, from soccer to
When you were 11 years old, he took you and your friends to
When you were 12 years old, he warned you not to watch
When you were 13, he suggested a haircut that was in fashion.
When you were 14, he paid for a month away at summer camp.
When you were 15, he came home from work, looking for a hug.
When you were 16, he taught you how to drive his car. You
When you were 17, he was expecting an important call. You thanked him
When you were 18, he cried at your high school graduation. You thanked
When you were 19, he paid for your college tuition, drove you to campus
When you were 25, he helped to pay for your wedding, and he told you
When you were 50, he fell ill and needed you to take care of him . You
And then, one day, he quietly died. And everything you never did came
If you love your dad, post this on your profile
FRIENDS: Will comfort you when he rejects you.
BEST FRIENDS: Will go up and ask him, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?"
FRIENDS: Will be there for you when he breaks up with you.
BEST FRIENDS: Will call him up and whisper, "Seven days..."
!FRIENDS: Helps you up when you fall.
BEST FRIENDS: Keeps on walking saying, "Walk much, dumb ass?"
FRIENDS: Helps you find your prince.
BEST FRIENDS: Kidnaps him and brings him to you.
FRIENDS: Will ask you if you're okay when you're crying.
BEST FRIENDS: Will laugh at you and say, "Ha Ha, Loser!"
FRIENDS: Will offer you a soda.
BEST FRIENDS: Will dump theirs on you.
FRIENDS: Will sit at the side of the pool withyou at that time of the month.
BEST FRIENDS: Will throw you a tampon and push you in.
FRIENDS: Gives you their umbrella in the rain.
BEST FRIENDS: Takes yours and says, "Run - beep - run!"
FRIENDS: Will help you move.
BEST FRIENDS: Will help you move the bodies.
FRIENDS: Will bail you out of jail.
BEST FRIENDS: Would be in the room next to you saying, "That was awesome! Let's do it again!"
FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.
BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.
FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.
BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!
FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.
BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you sayin "DAMN!" we messed up!
FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.
BEST FRIENDS: Wont tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore.
FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.
BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.
FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.
BEST FRIENDS: Loses your stuff and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."
FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.
BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...
FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you
FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.
BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."
FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.
BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.
FRIENDS: Are only through high school/college. (aka: drinking buddies)
BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.
FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough.
BEST FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place & say "Girl drink the rest of that ! You know we don't waste!
FRIENDS: Would read ignore this.
BEST FRIENDS: Will repost this crap because they know it's what they act like or their own best friend/s act like.
Things to do on an Elevator
1) CRACK open your briefcase or handbag, peer Inside and ask "Got enough air in there?"
2) STAND silent and motionless in the corner facing the wall without getting off.
3) WHEN arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act as if you're embarrassed when they open themselves.
4) GREET everyone with a warm handshake and ask him or her to call you Admiral.
5) MEOW occasionally.
6) STARE At another passenger for a while. Then announce in horror: "You're one of THEM" - and back away slowly
7) SAY -DING at each floor.
8) SAY "I wonder what all these do?" And push all the red buttons.
9) MAKE explosion noises when anyone presses a button.
10) STARE, grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce: "I have new socks on."
11) WHEN the elevator is silent, look around and ask: "Is that your beeper?"
12) TRY to make personal calls on the emergency phone.
13) DRAW a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers: "This is my personal space."
14) WHEN there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder, then pretend it wasn't you.
15) PUSH the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back for more.
16) ASK if you can push the button for other people but push the wrong ones.
17) HOLD the doors open and say you're waiting for your friend. After a while, let the doors close and say "Hi Greg, How's your day been?"
18) DROP a pen and wait until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream: "That's mine!"
19) BRING a camera and take pictures of everyone in the lift.
20) PRETEND you're a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the Passengers.
21) SWAT at flies that don't exist.
22) CALL out "Group hug" then enforce it.
Man: Where have you been all my life?
Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Man: Is this seat empty?
Man: Your place or mine?
Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Man: Your body is like a temple.
Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and i together
Man: Your eyes they're amazing.
What a Boyfriend SHOULD do:
When she walks away from you mad
When she stares at your mouth
When she pushes you or hits you
When she starts cussing at you
When she's quiet
When she ignores you
When she pulls away
When you see her at her worst
When you see her start crying
When you see her walking
When she's scared
When she lays her head on your shoulder
When she steals your favorite hat
When she teases you
When she doesn't answer for a long time
When she looks at you with doubt
When she says that she likes you
When she grabs at your hands
When she bumps into you
When she tells you a secret
When she looks at you in your eyes
When she misses you
When you break her heart
When she says its over
When she repost this bulletin
Stay on the phone with her even if she's not saying anything.-
When she says she's ok don't believe it, talk with her- because 10 yrs later she'll remember you-
Call her at 12:00am on her birthday to tell her you love her-
Treat her like she's all that matters to you.-
Tease her and let her tease you back.-
Stay up all night with her when she's sick.-
Watch her favorite movie with her or her favorite show even if you think its stupid.-
Give her the world.-
Let her wear your clothes.-
When she's bored and sad, hang out with her.-
Let her know she's important.-
Kiss her in the pouring rain.-
When she runs up to you crying, the first thing you say is;
If you do post this in the next four minutes the one you love will :
Another version of that one I found:
Advice for guys
When she acts shy...
When she runs away from you...
When she puts her face near yours...
When she kicks and punches you...
When she is silent...
When she ignores you...
When she pulls away...
When you see her at her worst...
When she screams at you...
When you see her walking...
When she's scared...
When she looks like somethings the matter...
While she holds your hand...
- You really don't need any tips just be your flawless selves and let the
Post this in the next 69 seconds and you will have the best day of your life
YOU KNOW YOU'RE AN AUTHOR IF...
You talk to yourself a lot. – I do that all the time :-)
When replying to an e-mail, you'll never actually address the point of it. – sometimes
If you went to sleep at around 2 am reading the Twilight series (or didn't sleep at all!), copy and paste this onto your profile
Johnny Brought a Gun:
Mommy...Johnny brought a gun to school,
He told his friends that it was cool,
And when he pulled the trigger back,
It shot with a great, huge crack.
Mommy, I was a good girl, I did what I was told,
I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold!
When I went to school that day,
I never said good-bye.
I'm sorry that I had to go, But Mommy, please don't cry.
When Johnny shot the gun, he hit me and another,
And all because Johnny, got the gun from his brother.
Mommy, please tell Daddy; That I love him very much,
And please tell Zack; my boyfriend; That it wasn't just a crush.
And tell my little sister; That she is the only one now, And tell my dear sweet grandmother; I'll be waiting for her now
And tell my wonderful friends; That they always were the best
Mommy, I'm not the first, I'm no better than the rest
Mommy, tell my teachers; I won't show up for class,
And never to forget this, And please don't let this pass
Mommy, why'd it have to be me? No one, though. deserves this.
But mommy, it's not fair, I left without a kiss.
But mommy, it's not fair, I left without a kiss.
I think I even saw one doctor, trying not to cry.
Mommy, I'm slowly dying, with a bullet in my chest,
But Mommy please remember, I'm in heaven with the rest
When I heard that great, big crack, I ran as fast as I could
please listen to me if you would,
I wanted to go to college, I wanted to try things that were new
I guess I'm not going with Daddy, On that trip to the new zoo I wanted to get married, I wanted to have a kid,
I wanted to be an actress, I really wanted to live.
But Mommy I must go now, The time is getting late, Mommy, tell my Zack, I'm sorry I to cancel the date. I love you Mommy, I always have, I know you know its true
And Mommy all I need to say is, "Mommy, I love you"
In Memory of The Columbine & Virginia Tech
Please if you would,
If you pass this on,
Maybe people will cry,
Just keep this in your heart,
For the people who didn't get to say "Good-bye".
Now you have 2 choices,
1) Pass this on, and show people you care, repost as
If you are still reading this, you are awsome:)
Copy the bunny to your profile to help him achieve world domination,
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Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, so weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!
If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa copy this into your profile.
If someone mentions Twilight, you can go on for hours talking about it, copy this to your profile
If you have ever run into a door, copy and paste this to your profile
If you are so obsessed with Twilight that it is NOT even funny anymore, copy this into your profile
If people think you are mentally insane...copy and paste this onto your profile.
If your siblings have gotten seriously mad at you for talking about Twilight all the time, copy this onto your profile.
If you cannot stand the people who claim to be obsessed with Twilight after they've read the series ONCE or haven't even finished reading it yet, copy and paste this onto your profile.
"When life hands you lemons, throw them back and demand Jasper Hale."
98 percent of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy & paste this in your profile.
If you like smiley faces, then copy this into your profile:D
A large percent of writers don't know the difference between "your" and "you're". If you're one of the ones who does know and wants to slug them, copy and paste this into your profile
Admitting you are weird means you are normal. Saying that you are normal is odd. If you admit that you are weird and like it, copy this onto your profile.
Even when you cant see Him, GOD is there! If you believe in GOD put this in your profile
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I found the good old "Stereotype Bold 'em" thing, and I decided to give it a whirl.
Bold the ones that fit you
Saw this on another Bio and I had to have it :)
1.YOUR REAL NAME: Chelsea
2. YOUR GANGSTA NAME:(first 3 letters of real name plus izzle): Cheizzle
3. YOUR DETECTIVE NAME: (fav color and fav animal): Purple Ferret
4.YOUR SOAP OPERA NAME:(middle name,and current street name): Ann Chellerz
5. YOUR STAR WARS NAME: (the first 3 letters of your last name, first 2 letters of your first name, last 3 letters of mom's maiden name): Neuchsta
6. YOUR SUPERHERO NAME: (2nd favorite color, favorite drink): Black Cola
7. YOUR ARAB NAME: (2nd letter of your first name, 3rd letter of your last name, any letter of your middle name, 2nd letter of your moms maidenname, 3rd letter of you dads middle name, 1st letter of a siblings first name, last letter of your moms middle name): Hcaoadn (how would I read that?)
8. YOUR WITNESS PROTECTION NAME: (mothers middle name): RoseLean
9. YOUR GOTH NAME: (black, and the name of one your pets): Black Poncho =) (I love my kitty Poncho, he's my fav pet!) =)
Since I'm strange. That's who I am. I also have my own stupid/random phrases that i tend to say. HERE THEY ARE!
If you have ever said ‘cross over to the dark side. We have cookies!’ to someone you know, copy this into your profile
Come to the dark side . . . WE HAVE COOKIES!
What happens in the case of the cat and the mouse if the cat is retarded?
Have you ever heard that stupidity is a virus? Careful you might catch it! Ahh, too late...
Shove it in, shove it in.
Some people don’t drink and drive. Other people don’t drink and fuck
What happens if you get scared half to death twice?
Whoever said nothing is impossible, never tried to slam a revolving door.
Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else.
I don't suffer from insanity I enjoy every minute of it.
Perfection is a waste of time.
Engineering: 'How will this work?' Science:'Why will this work?' Management: 'When will this work? Liberal Arts:'Do you want fries with that?
Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; I'm not sure about the universe.
You laugh because I'm different. I laugh because you're all the same.
Everyone is entitled to their own opinion. It's just that yours is stupid.
I blame my attitude on videogames
There is stupid coming out of your mouth hole again
God made man, and then he said, "I can do better than that," and made women.
So many boys, so many reasons to stay alone
I didn't mean to hurt your feelings...I was aiming for your face
Vampires vs. Werewolves...It's kinda like pirates vs ninjas, but cooler
I'm the kind of person that walks into a door and apologizes.
Heaven doesnt wan't me and Hell is afraid I'll take over.
When you’re down I may not be able to pick you back up, but I promise I’ll be willing to lay down right next to you
Death is God's way of saying you're fired. Suicide is humans way of saying you can't fire me, I quit
Tired of living and scared of dying
Scared to remember, terrified to forget
I hear your silence loud and clear
Children in frontseats can lead to accidents. Accidents in backseats can lead to children.
Why do today what you could put off till tomorrow?
How can i miss you if you never left?
I'm not with stupid anymore!
Education is important, school however, is another matter.
Always forgive your enemies - Nothing annoys them more
Join The Army, Visit exotic places, meet strange people, and then kill them.
Don’t mess with me I've got a stick.
I used to be normal, until I met the freaks that I call my friends (and boyfriend!)
Boys are like Slinky's, useless, but fun to watch fall down the stairs.
Boys are like purses: cute, full of crap, and always replaceable
Boys are like skateboards, they can go fast but usually there pretty slow.
Boys are like knives, usefull but they'll cut you eventually. (cough, cough Edward cough, cough)
If at first you don't succeed, don't try skydiving.
I called your boyfriend gay and he hit me with his purse
You cry, I cry, you laugh, I laugh, you fall off a cliff, I laugh even harder.
You say I'm not cool. But cool is another word for cold. If I'm not cold, I'm hot. I know I'm hot. Thanks for embracing it.
Evening News is where they begin with "Good Evening" then proceed to tell you why it isn't
I can only please on person per day. Today is not your day. Tomorrow's not looking good, either.
Don't follow in my footsteps, I tend to walk into walls
Men are like parking spots, the good ones are taken and the free ones are handicapped. There are no stupid questions, just stupid people.
What are the three words guaranteed to humiliate men everywhere?
93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person,"What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile and add your name to the list: Lola, Heather, Chris, Delilah, Edward, Diana, Brandon, Ivan, Andrea.
Benefits of being a woman-
He Said: I don't know why you wear a bra, you have nothing to put in it.
She Said: You wear pants don't you?
People often ignore the simple things in life. If someone really annoys you, it takes 42 muscles to frown. On the other hand, it only takes 4 muscles to reach over and bitch slap that mutha fucker upside the head.
I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no way Paper can beat Rock. Is Paper supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? If so, why can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody, a rock would tear that crap up in two seconds. When I play rock/ paper/ scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my ready made fist and say, oh, I'm sorry, I thought paper would protect you, geez!
For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you what you are doing that is so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour-long sob fest, and then start singing and dancing when your favorite song comes on. Crazy is when you do or say a completely random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or having a thumb war with yourself. Crazy is when you type up all your favorite sayings, print them off and tape them to your wall, just for something to do. Crazy is when you memorize the complete biographies and physical traits of every character in Twilight (or almost, at least). Crazy is when you write Emmett or Edward Cullen is hot on your homework instead of doing it. Crazy is when you fill up the tab separators in your binders withe doodles/love notes/confessions of love/any other Twilight related thing you can think of about Twilight or the Twilight characters. Crazy is when you can open up Twilight and know exactly which part you're at by reading one word. Crazy is when you print out copies of all the twilight series covers and put them on the wall of your closet. Crazy is when you buy a paperback copy of Twilight before you get a hardcover, so that after the cover falls off from reading it 52 time, you can go back and underline every time you see the amazingly beautiful name "Edward." Crazy is when you go to the book stores just to see how many copies of Twilight you can find. Crazy is when you save the extras and deleted parts of the Twilight series, so you can read them later. If you're crazy, copy this onto your profile and add something crazy you've done to the list!
Comebacks to crappy pickup lines!-(Hilarious)
Man: "I know how to please a woman."
Man: "I want to give myself to you."
Man: "If I could see you naked, I'd die happy:
Man: "Your body is like a temple."
Man: "I'd go through anything for you."
Man: "I would go to the end of the world for you.
Man: "So, wanna go back to my place ?"
Man: "Your place or mine?"
Man: "I'd like to call you. What's your number?"
Man: "But I don't know your name."
Man: "So what do you do for a living?"
Man: "Hey, baby, what's your sign?"
Man: "How do you like your eggs in the morning?"
Man: "Hey, come on, we're both here at this bar for the same reason"
Man: "Haven't we met before?"
Man: "Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Man: "Is this seat empty?"
One day Mrs. Jones went to have a talk with the minister at the local church. "Reverend," she said, "I have a problem: my husband keeps falling asleep during your sermons. It's very embarrassing. What should I do?"
"I have an idea," said the minister. "Take this hatpin with you. I will be able to tell when Mr. Jones is sleeping, and I will motion to you at specific times. When I motion, you give him a good poke in the leg."
In church the following Sunday, Mr. Jones dozed off. Noticing this, the preacher put his plan to work. "And who made the ultimate sacrifice for you?" he said, nodding to Mrs. Jones.
"Jesus!" Jones cried as his wife jabbed him the leg with the hatpin.
"Yes, you are right, Mr. Jones," said the minister. Soon, Mr. Jones nodded off again. Again, the minister noticed. "Who is your redeemer?" he asked the congregation, motioning towards Mrs. Jones.
"God!" Mr. Jones cried out as he was stuck again with the hatpin.
"Right again," said the minister, smiling. Before long, Mr. Jones had winked off again. However, this time, the minister did not notice. As he picked up the tempo of his sermon, he made a few motions that Mrs. Jones mistook as signals to bayonet her husband with the hatpin again.
The minister asked, "And what did Eve say to Adam after she bore him his 99th son?"
Mrs. Jones poked her husband, who yelled, "You stick that goddamned thing in me one more time and I'll break it in half and shove it up your ass!"
"Amen," replied the congregation.
1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE.
2. My mother taught me RELIGION.
3 . My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL.
4. My mother taught me LOGIC.
5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC.
6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT.
7. My mother taught t me IRONY.
8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS.
9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM.
10. My mother taught me about STAMINA.
11. My mother taught me about WEATHER.
12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY.
13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE.
14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION.
15. My mother taught me about ENVY.
16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION .
17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING.
18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE.
19. My mother taught me ESP.
20. My mother taught me HUMOR.
21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT.
22. My mother taught me GENETICS.
23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS.
24. My mother taught me WISDOM.
25. And my favorite: My mother taught me about JUSTICE.
What a guy means, when he says some stuff-
“Oh, don’t fuss, I just cut myself, it’s not big deal.”
"It would take too long to "
I am the girl that doesn't go to school dances, or games, and when I do go, I sit in a corner and read a book.
I am the girl that people look through when I say something.
I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal.
I am the girl that people call weird and a freak either behind my back or to my face.
I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on MySpace, or talking to a girlfriend on a cell phone or regular phone.
I am the girl that hasn't been asked out in a year.
I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain.
BUT I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn’t care if people call her weird (it's a compliment), who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who loves and is obsessed with Twilight, who can express herself better with words than actions, who doesn't need a guy to complete her, and knows the importance of the little things.
Copy and paste this onto your account, and add your name to the list, if you are anything like me, so the girls who are different and unique can know in their weakest time that they are unique but not alone.: Iheartjake1220, FaerieRose13, Dancer4Life15,Marigold Winters, SparklingTopazEyes, FairyNinjaPrincess, MyImmortal01, Twilightxfanatic21, Twilightloverforeverandever, VampireChic666, Emma Cullen 28, Captainimpalerrox
REMEMBER WHEN ..
Put This In Your Profile If You're Still 5 Inside...No Matter How Old You Are Now!
50 THINGS YOU DIDN'T KNOW ABOUT ME UNTIL YOU READ THIS:
1, What color is your toothbrush?
White and Green.
2, Name one person who made you smile today:
My friend Jake =)
3, What were you doing at 8 am this morning:
Daydreaming in math class =)
4, What were you doing 45 minutes ago?
Reading fanfics !
5, What is your favorite candy bar?
6, Have you ever been to a strip club?
Nah, and I don't plan on ever going either!
7, What is the last thing you said aloud?
"Oh, Shitaki Mushrooms!"
8, What is your favorite ice cream flavor?
I don't like ice cream...
9, What was the last thing you had to drink?
Pepsi... stupid of me really, considering I get the worst headaches from it =(
10, Do you like your wallet?
I just stuff my money in my pockets. My rule: doesn't fit in my jean pockets, doesn't leave the house!
11, What was the last thing you ate?
12, Have you bought any new clothing items this week?
Naw, but my mom bought me a Twilight tee two weeks ago! I saved it just for New Moon!
13, The last sporting event you watched?
Some clips of a skateboarding competition starring non other than Nic and Tristan Puehse!! Those guys rule!!
14, What is your favorite flavor of popcorn?
15, Who is the last person you sent a text message too?
My sister Danielle.
16, Ever go camping?
During the summer all summer!
17, Do you take vitamins daily?
Never did, never will...
18, Do you go to church every Sunday?
19, Do you have a tan?
Only because that's my natural skin tone... I'm working on getting paler, though! =) I vant to be one with my inner vampire!!
20,Do you prefer Chinese food over pizza?
Chinese hands down!
21, Do you drink your soda with a straw?
22, What did your last text message say?
Can't remember... and I'm too lazy to go get my cell that's 5 feet away froom me and check! LOL =)
23, What are you doing tomorrow?
Going over my friend Ryan's house
25, Look to your left, what do you see?
26, What color is your watch?
27, What do you think of when you hear Australia?
Dingos, mate! =)
28, What is your birthstone?
29, Do you go in at a fast food place or just hit the drive thru?
Fast food gives me major heartburn... Wow, I'm a grandma!
30, What is your favorite number?
31, Who's the last person you talked to on the phone?
My buddy Ryan
32, Any plans today?
I'm going to go watch t.v in a few hours... it counts as a plan because I planned to do it beforehand!!
33, How many states have you lived in?
Only one, NEW JERSEY!!
34, Biggest annoyance right now?
The homework I'm neglecting doing is nagging me right now!!
35, Last song listened to?
The Only Difference Between Martyrdom and Suicide Is Press Coverage- Panic! At the Disco
36,Can you say the alphabet backwards?
No, I'm too stupid, you silly quiz!!
37, Do you have a maid service clean your house?
38, Favorite pair of shoes you wear all the time?
My red, purple, and black DC sneakers! They rule cuz they have purple in them!
39, Are you jealous of anyone?
Anyone who's had the chance to meet Hiyu Miyazaki, Nic and Tristan Puehse, or the creator of the Sims. And people with really white teeth.
40, Is anyone jealous of you?
I don't think so. Everyone thinks I'm weird. I'm like the real life Zora Lancaster. I even have some of the tshirts she wears in the show!
41, Do you love anyone?
Not really...I mean, I love Jake, Joe, and Ryan like brothers, but that's it
42, Do any of your friends have children?
43, What do you usually do during the day?
Pretend to do homework, go on the computer, write, read, skateboard, play drums, and sing
44, Do you hate anyone that you know right now?
Lindsay... stupid bitch...
45, Do you use the word 'hello' daily?
nope, I say "Howdy"
46, What color is your car?
I don't have one.
47, Do you like cats?
Yes, I have one! His name is poncho and I've had him since I was 5!
48. Are you thinking about someone right now?
My cat, because of the last question =)
49, Have you ever been to Six Flags?
Yes, once, I fainted there! It was creeepily cool!
50, How did you get your worst scar?
Once upon a time when I was 9, I was out on the playground and by accident my friend scratched me. She has crazy long nails, so that actually left a scar!
I made you a cookie... but I eated it... -LOL CAT
Ceiling Cat is watching you- LOL CAT
If several inanimate objects hate you copy and paste this into your pro!
I did what they say and chose the road less traveled... Now where the heck am I?
I smile because I have no idea what's going on!
Be a loser! Because being cool is soo overrated!
If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.
If you are so obsessed with Twilight that it is NOT even funny anymore, copy this into your profile.
If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this into your profile
If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile
If you realize that copying and pasting things into your profile is pointless, yet you do it anyways, copy and paste this into your profile
If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile.
If people think you are mentally insane...copy and paste this onto your profile.
-If they are right... copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile.
If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile
If you flip whenever you see someone reading a Twilight series book and you want to talk to them all about it, copy and paste this in your profile
Boys are like slinkeys, useless, but fun to watch fall down the stairs.
All the good ones are either gay, married, vampires or fictional characters in books or movies.
Of all the things I’ve lost, I miss my mind the most.
An apple a day keeps the doctor away (if well aimed).
I was gifted, but the psychiatrist took away my powers. (Stupid psychiatrist. :P )
You know your addiction to Twilight is getting dangerous when you've added "Volterra" to your computer's dictionary.
If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile.
If you think the human identification thing when you log in to fanfiction is annoying, copy and paste this into your profile. (I MEAN COME ON!! I'M A V-A-M-P-I-R-E, THEREFORE HUMAN IDENTIFICATION IF POINTLESS!!)
If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this on to your profile.
If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer.
If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects copy this into your profile.
You know what makes letting go of a crush so hard? The fear that the moment you let go, they'll catch on
Why America has some issues (Yes, I live there, but tough. These are all clever.)
1. Only in America...can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance.
2. Only in America...are there handicap parking places in front of a skating rink.
3. Only in America...do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their
4. Only in America...do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries, and a diet coke.
5. Only in America...do banks leave both doors open and then chain the pens to the counters.
6. Only in America...do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway
7. Only in America...do we use answering machines to screen calls and then have call waiting so we won't
8. Only in America...do we buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns in packages of eight.
9. Only in America...do we use the word 'politics' to describe the process so well: 'Poli' in Latin meaning 'many' and 'tics' meaning 'bloodsucking creatures'
10. Only in America...do they have drive-up ATM's with Braille lettering.
11. Only in America...do wa leave our windows all the way down and our doors locked
Some shizzam my very own personal mind came up with:
Panic! At the Disco fuckin' rules cuz Brendon Urie like to fuckin' say fuck a lot! FUCK!
I'm Pretty.Odd, but that's only cause things have changed for me when the clock struck nine in the afternoon, which was also when the moon felll in love with the sun. I totally became as mad as rabbits when Pas De Cheval.
MERRY LEIF ERIKSON DAY!!
The hell with no cursing. I was raised by a New Yorker and you somehow expect me NOT to curse? That's pretty fucking twisted man, pretty fucking twisted...
I am a girl.
Your One and Only Wish
1. Write the name of a person of the opposite sex.
" 'Take this; to defend yourself-it's a powerful weapon.'
'...This is a pen. -.-'
'Only use it, in times of severe distress.'
'? This is a pen.' "
Chiron and Percy; Percy Jackson and the Olympians;
The Lightning Thief (Movie)
Twelve Things I've Learned From Sonny With A Chance.
A stranger stabs you in the front, a friend stabs you in the back, a love stabs you in the heart, but only true friends will poke each other with straws.
Some of my current goals in life are to attend Hogwarts, go to Narnia, be claimed by a Greek god, obtain a sycophant, date Gavin Rose, be chosen by a dragon, learn how to read characters in and out of books, and become an author. That last one might be impossible.
"Let's eat Grandma!" or "Let's eat, Grandma!" Punctuation saves lives.
Get real. No one's going to form a single-file line if the building's on FIRE!
When I was your age, there were 151 Pokemon and Pluto was a planet.
The next sentence is true. The previous sentence is false.
When life hands you the Jonas Brothers, punch them in the face and demand Green Day.
Honestly, I'm an angel! The horns are just there to keep the halo up.
You can't spell "diet" without "die"!
A balanced diet is a cookie in each hand.
Right now, I'm having amnesia and déjà vu at the same time. I think I've forgotten this before.
I'm not saying you're stupid, I'm just implying it.
EMO- Extravagantly Made Origami
Go Pluto! Revolve in peace!
I'm an English major; you do the math.
Be insane . . . because well-behaved girls never made history.
I used up all my sick days, so I called in dead.
If you Believe in Jesus Christ, put this on your profile, and don't deny this, because the bible says, "Deny me, and i will Deny you in front of my Father in the gates of Heaven."
I don't care if Chad Dylan Cooper is fictional, I AM IN LOVE WITH HIM!!
I was walking around in a store. I saw a cashier hand this little boy his money back saying : "I'm sorry, but you don't have enough money to buy this doll." Then the little boy turned to the old woman next to him: ''Granny, are you sure I don't have enough money?'' The old lady replied: ''You know that you don't have enough money to buy this doll, my dear.'' Then she asked him to stay there for 5 minutes while she went to look around. She left quickly. The little boy was still holding the doll in his hand. Finally, I walked toward him and I asked him who he wished to give this doll to. "It's the doll that my sister loved most and wanted so much for this Christmas. She was so sure that Santa Claus would bring it to her." I replied to him that maybe Santa Claus will bring it to her after all, and not to worry. But he replied to me sadly. "No, Santa Claus can't bring it to her where she is now. I have to give the doll to my mommy so that she can give it to my sister when she goes there." His eyes were so sad while saying this. "My sister has gone to be with God. Daddy says that Mommy is going to see God very soon too, so I thought that she could take the doll with her to give it to my sister.'' My heart nearly stopped. The little boy looked up at me and said: "I told daddy to tell mommy not to go yet. I need her to wait until I come back from the mall." Then he showed me a very nice photo of him where he was laughing. He then told me "I want mommy to take my picture with her so she won't forget me." "I love my mommy and I wish she doesn't have to leave me, but daddy says that she has to go to be with my little sister." Then he looked again at the doll with sad eyes, very quietly. I quickly reached for my wallet and said to the boy. "What if we checked again, just in case you do have enough money?'' "OK" he said "I hope that I have enough." I added some of my money to his without him seeing and we started to count it. There was enough for the doll and even some spare money. The little boy said: "Thank you God for giving me enough money!" Then he looked at me and added "I asked yesterday before I slept for God to make sure I have enough money to buy this doll so that mommy can give it to my sister. He heard me!''"I also wanted to have enough money to buy a white rose for my mommy, but I didn't dare to ask God for too much. But He gave me enough to buy the doll and a white rose.'' "My mommy loves white roses." A few minutes later, the old lady came again and I left with my basket. I finished my shopping in a totally different state from when I started. I couldn't get the little boy out of my mind. Then I remembered a local newspaper article: 2 days ago, which mentioned of a drunk man in a truck, who hit a car, where there was one young lady and a little girl. The little girl died right away, and the mother was left in a critical state. The family had to decide whether to pull the plug on the life-assisting machine, because the young lady would not be able to recover from the coma. Two days after this encounter with the little boy, I read in the newspaper that the young lady had passed away. I couldn't stop myself as I bought a bunch of white roses and I went to the funeral home where the body of the young woman was exposed for people to see and make last wishes before burial. She was there, in her coffin, holding a beautiful white rose in her hand with the photo of the little boy and the doll placed over her chest. I left the place, teary-eyed, feeling that my life had been changed forever. The love that this little boy had for his mother and his sister is still, to this day, hard to imagine. And in a fraction of a second, a drunk driver had taken all this away from him.
Now you have 2 choices:
1) Repost this message IF YOU HATE DRUNK DRIVING!!. 2) Ignore it as if it never touched you. have a heart
Walking in my nighty; rubbing my eyes
"Jessy you love me dont you" a smile; his
His friend takes my hand; looks me in the eyes
I feel my palms sweat; Daddys under my knickers
His fingers going up me; pulling away
No answer, i feel the pain inside me; him
His friend; pulling at my nightie
I squirm; as Daddy friend pulls me up
I can feel my skin rip; my virginity breaking free
Daddys laughing; why does he laugh?
They smile at one another; laugh to
I can hardly breathe; i gag for air
I stare into his eyes; that look upon me
Finally they get of and lie me on the sofa
"Why Daddy? Please tell me why?"
He puts my nightie on me
"Night sweet Girl; You are my life"
I watch the Moon go down; the sun come up
But one night daddy took it too far
I was blindfolded and my hands were tied back
I begged daddy "Please no more!"
He went back into the car and pulled out a bat
Please if you care for all the children and women who have been raped
1-Real MCR fans know more songs than The Black Parade.
1.Which of your band mates is most likely to accidentally stick a fork in a toaster?
Repost this if you truly believe in God
You know you're a My Chemical Romance Freak when
You know you're a My Chemical Romance Freak when
MY CHEMICAL ROMANCE BIBLE
Gerard Way puts the "laughter" in "manslaughter".
Mikey Way can slam revolving doors.
The chief export of The Frank Iero is pain.
Mikey Way counted to infinity...twice.
Frank Iero can divide by Zero.
The grass is always greener on the other side. Unless Gerard Way has been there, then its soaked with tears and blood.
The Frank Iero once visited the Virgin Islands. They are now The Islands.
Gerard Way sleeps with a night light. Not because Gerard Way is afraid of the dark, but the dark is afraid of Gerard Way.
Mikey Way is the reason Waldo is hiding.
A Tsunami is water running away from Bob Bryar.
Bob Bryar doesn't get brain freeze. Slurpees know when to back the fuck off.
Bob Bryar does not teabag the ladies. He potato-sacks them.
Mikey Way can speak braille.
Frank Iero jacks off to Monster Trucks.
Jeeves asks Ray Toro.
If The Bob Bryar is late, time better slow the fuck down.
Geico saved 15 a year by switching to Gerard Way.
Ray Toro went back in time and stopped the JFK assination by catching the bullet in mid air. JFK's head just exploded in sheer amazement.
Gerard Way has to sort his laundry into three loads: darks, whites, and bloodstains.
The most effective form of suicide known to man is to type "Frank Iero" into Google and hit "I'm Feeling Lucky!"
Jesus walked on water. Gerard Way walked on Jesus.
When Frank Iero gives you the finger, he's telling you how many seconds you have left to live.
Gerard Way doesn't use pick-up lines, he simply says, "Now."
Mikey Way is like a Tsunami, if you can see him coming it's already too late.
Bob Bryar ate the Stay Puff Marshmellow man.
Ray Toro didn't vote for Pedro. He deported him.
When God said, "Let there be light", Gerard Way said, "say please."
We've fired the bullets, and felt the revenge.
Here's to the kids who were never okay,
-all the M.C.R fans out there(including me)
This is for all the kids who doodle MCR lyrics instead of paying attention in class.
This is for all the kids who listened to 'I'm Not Okay' on repeat because it made them feel like they weren't alone.
This is for all the kids who have seen 'Life On The Murder Scene' twenty bajillion times.
This is for all the kids who bought 'The Black Parade' the second it came out and clung to it like a security blanket for a month.
This is for all the kids who love Gerard, no matter what color his hair is.
This is for all the kids think Mikey is awesome, with or without glasses.
This is for all the kids who wish they could play guitar like Frank.
This is for all the kids were worried about Bob when he burnt his leg.
This is for all the kids who secretly fantasize about playing with Ray's hair.
This is for all the kids who know that as long as there is a My Chemical Romance, they will never be alone.
This is for all the kids who love My Chemical Romance with all their hearts.
This is for all the kids who wear their t-shirts not just to look cool, but to promote them too.
This is for all the kids who saved up their allowance for months, babysat, and mowed lawns to go to their concert and sing every word.
This is for all the kids who were never okay.
This is for the MCRmy.
Ten Commandments of the Black Parade
1. Thou shall accept death as it comes
The Ten Commandments of My Chemical Romance
1. Thou shall not put a gun to thy lover's head.
The Ten Commandments of Gerard Way
shall never let them take you alive.
shall drink Starbucks coffee
shall play World of Warcraft as an Undead Warrior
shall admit that they are not okay freely
shall unleash the fucking bats
shall strike violent poses
shall stay out of the light
shall suck thy enemies blood
shall overcome thy weaknesses
shall not be afraid to keep on living
The Ten Commandments of Frank Iero
1. Thou shall run around until thou can no longer breathe
2. Thou shall eat skittles
3. Thou shall let the singer feel thou up
4. Thou shall wear a badge on thy shirt collar or hood
5. Thou shall get tattoos
6. Thou shall kick random objects if they are in thy way (yes that means if they are in Gerard/Mikey too)
7. Thou shall grin with all teeth
8. Thou shall change hair style every year
9. Thou shall wear sunglasses in situations of conflict
10. Thou shall burn everything and call it Cajun
The Ten Commandments of Mikey Way
1. Thou shall move as little as possible on stage
2. Thou shall choose coffee as thy poison
3. Thou shall straighten hair with dignity
4. Thou shall love sushi as much as thineself
5. Thou shall be the spiritual advisor to thy peers
6. Thou shall wear glasses as close to falling off as possible
7. Thou shall have epic battles with brick walls
8. Thou shall hate small spaces, large spaces and grocery shopping
9. Thou shall love unicorns with all thy heart
10. Thou shall be dangerous around toasters/heaters
The Ten Commandments of Bob Bryar
1. Thou shall never get mad at those more annoying than thou
2. Thou shall look cool with sunglasses
3. Thou shall declare that Gerard makes thou heart burn openly
4. Thou shall love cats
5. Thou shall walk in the other direction/lash out if a camera is shown
6. Thou shall T.P New York
7. Thou shall drum until thou can drum no more
8. Thou shall give out Mikey Way's phone number
9. Thou shall be the hardest working drummer ever
10. Thou shall love Mr. Bean as thou equal
The Ten Commandments of Ray Toro
1. Thou shall head bang till thou can head bang no more
2. Thou shall stick thou hands in cupcakes
3. Thou shall hide thy contacts well (I never even knew he wore them)
4. Thou shall not like to read
5. Thou shall not bother to cook
6. Thou shall play until thou gets 'Guitar Burn'
7. Thou shall hate thou hair when straightened
8. Thou shall sing back up as if it were the most important part
9. Thou shall ask Gerard to not do 'that' in thy direction
10. Thou shall be proud of thou afro
Ways to Tell If You're a Real My Chemical Romance Fan
1.MCR fans know more songs than "Welcome to the Black Parade."