Love-ChellyAnn
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Joined 09-05-08, id: 1686470, Profile Updated: 08-27-11
Author has written 4 stories for High School Musical, and Twilight.

August 27, 2011:

It has been forever since I last logged on to FF. So many things have changed in my life. I became a teenager and subsequently became a mess of a human being. Through the winter, I couldn't (or wouldn't) eat, sleep, or think. Functioning like my friends became harder and harder to do, and I also became introvert. I'm lucky I have some friends who stuck with me even though I couldn't do things with them because of my general lack of interest in life, including writing. I don't know exactly when it happened, but somewhere in my transition from childish wants and needs to a more grown up persona, I lost who I was in the mix. I would love to thank those who stuck with me through, who followed me into the dark and who were willing to be my searchlight and guide me out when I couldn't do so myself. This year away from FF, I can truly say I've grown as a person, that my eyes no longer see the world through the mist of a demon, that I can see the clear cut lines of reality and ignore the hazy fog that wants to pervade. Whether I have anyone on this site who cares, thanks for listening.

One last thing: I missed writing so much! I forgot how it's one thing I can do well and how much I loved doing it.

Name: Chelsea

Age: 13

Birthday: February 16th

Okay, here's a little something about me. I've been making up stories since I was three, and I've been writing since I was five. Although my fanfiction stories aren't the best, that's mainly because for my first two fanfictions I wanted to be easy to write. If you decide to be a long time reader of my stories, you'll see with each new story I step it up a bit. If you look at my Caught on Camera series compared to my Tiny Twilight Series, you'll see my Tiny Twilight series is a bit better and longer than Caught on Camera. That's me, taking it bit by bit. Oh, and I always make refrences to T.V and movies and celebrities and EVERYTHING!! I LOVE REFRENCES!!

Where I stand in Twilight, both books and movie:

If you knew me, you'd know I am 105 percent TEAM EDWARD!! I hate that stupid mutt who's name shall not be uttered in my presence! if you ask me, I would have killed off Jacob long ago, but hey, whatever floats Miss Meyer's boat! Ask Jennifer Love Hewwitt!! She and I are on the exact same page! TEAM EDWARD!! Another thing, Alice and Emmett are most easily my favorite characters in the Cullen family, not including Bella and Edward. Alice is adorable and awesome, and I think every girl deserves of friend like her. Emmett is hilarious, mischievous, and an annoyance to dear old Eddie, you gotta love him! Back on the subject of Jacob, I know how easily swayed some of us are when it comes to abs or whatever, but, and my thoughts might be a bit biased, I would kill the dog hot or not, which, FYI, IS NOT!! If it were up to me, Renesmee would've ended up with someone better like Nahuel! Listen to his name, it sounds exotic and awesome!! I would love those two to be together!! Um, it's seven A.M where I am at the moment, and I've been up since the day before, so I have no energy left to rant, sadly, so I shall continue this ANOTHER DAY! OFF, SHALL WE! That doesn't even make sense! snickers at own stupidity

After watching New Moon in theaters:

Okay, after actually seeing New Moon played out in a movie, I'm reconsidering wanting to kill Jacob. While reading the book, I felt pretty antagonistic towards him, and all I really was waiting for was for Eddie-boy to come back. While watching the movie, I actually felt pretty mad to Edward, and I was literally tearing up during the whole breakup scene. When Jacob came in, I went all, "YAY!". I was really sad for Bella. Phenomenal acting, actually made me feel some emotion. Let's just say that does not happen much during movies. Then I sorta went back to hating Jacob when he "broke up" with Bella. It's like this girl just cannot win! During that part, I mentally marked it off as, "Boys suck, you're better off without 'em, Bella." All in all, though, I felt love for both boys. But do not think this puts me on board with Team Switzerland! I would still cringe each time Jacob would lean in for a kiss! Team Edward all the way! As a side note, the movie was also very funny, despite its depressing demeanor. Like when Edward, Bella, Mike, Jessica, Angela, and Eric were watching Romeo and Juliet in class, the camera showed both Jessica and Angel tearing up, then showed Eric flat out crying! Bella kept her head on Edward's shoulder while they talked about suicide and what not, ya know, the usual between those two =) The movie was much better than the last one, especially in quality. They got the Volturi perfectly! I loved Aro, too funny. He was all, "Oh, yay, Bellas alive! Oh goody, goody!" And clapping his hands, too great! I loved this movie soooo much! It was def worth the 40 something dollars to see it! GO SEE IT! ITS AWESOME!I saw at midnight, who else skipped school to see it??

written at 1:35 PM Nov. 2Oth

Fave Celebrity: Corbin Bleu

Fave Skaters: Tony Hawk, Bam Margera, Dustin Dollin, Arto Saari, Vanessa Torres, Paul Rodriguese, Daewon Song, Nic and Tristan Puehse, and Andrew Reynolds.

Fave Bands: Panic! At The Disco, My Chemical Romance, Linkin Park, Guns N' Roses, All-American Rejects

Fave Shows: Suit life on Deck, Hannah Montana, South Park, Family Guy, Futurama, iCarly, Sonny With a Chance, BrainRush, Total Drama Action, and of course! SPONGEBOB!

Movies: High School Musical 1,2,3, Twilight, Not Another Teen Movie, Miracle Run, Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants, The Nightmare Before Christmas, The South Park Movie, Coraline, Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire, and Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban!

On Awesome Guys: Bless Stephenie Meyer and Peter Barsocchini for the gift of Troy Bolton and Edward Cullen! They are so awesome, that you only see those kinds of guys in your dreams!!


A teenage girl about 17 had gone to visit some friends one evening and time passed quickly as each shared their various experiences of the past year.

She ended up staying longer than planned, and had to walk home alone. She wasn't afraid because it was a small town and she lived only a few blocks away.

As she walked along under the tall elm trees, she asked God to keep her safe from harm and danger.

When she reached the alley, which was a short cut to her house, she decided to take it.

However, halfway down the alley she noticed a man standing at the end as though he were waiting for her.

She became uneasy and began to pray, asking for God's protection.

Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness and security wrapped round her, she felt as though someone was walking with her.

When she reached the end of the alley, she walked right past the man and arrived home safely.

The following day, she read in the newspaper that a young girl had been raped in the same alley just twenty minutes after she had been there.

Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and the fact that it could have been her, she began to cry.

Thanking the Lord for her safety and to help this young woman, she decided to go to the police station.

She felt she could recognize the man, so she told them her story.

The police asked her if she would be willing to look at a lineup to see if she could identify him.

She agreed and immediately pointed out the man she had seen in the alley the night before.

When the man was told he had been identified, he immediately broke down and confessed.

The officer thanked her for her bravery and asked if there was anything they could do for her.

She asked if they would ask the man one question.

She was curious as to why he had not attacked her.

When the policeman asked him, he answered, "Because she wasn't alone. She had two tall men walking on either side of her."

You're never alone...

93 Percent Of the people who read this won't repost it.

Don't be one of those people.

Believe in God and he'll always be there to protect you.

Favorite quotes in general.

judge me & ill prove you wrong
tell me what to do & ill tell you off
say im not worth it & watch were i end up
call me a bitch & ill show you one.
f me over & ill do it to you twice as bad
call me crazy, but you really have no idea :)=

unless you've lived my life
dont judge me
because you dont know,
never have & never will know
every single detail about me.

theres a point in your life when you
get tired of chasing everyone
and trying to fix everything. but its
not giving up, its realizing tht

you dont need certain people and their crap

dont follow in my footsteps,
i run into walls.

im the type of girl who will
burst out laughing in
dead silence
because of something that happened
yesterday.

i didnt slap you, i simply high fived your face.

i have a cape and it makes
ficken awesome
whoosh noises.!

im the type of girl who can watch a horrormovie
without flinching at all. (
but will scream at the top of my lungs when
the toast pops out of the toaster,

i dont have a short attention span i just..
ohh look a kitty.!

i applied for a job at a mental hospital, but they sai i needed 24 hours experience.
so, you wanna hang out?

im very proud of myself when i resist the urge to kill someone.

i just want to be the girl you talk about.
the one you couldnt live without
to be the one who makes your heart beat crazy
and for you to say to your boys 'shes my baby'

yhur a great friend, but if the zombies chase us,
im tripping yhu.

i am who i am.
i wont change for anyone.

hate all yhu want, but you cant break a girl tht thinks nothing of you.

I BELEIVE,
.. that our bckround may have influeneced who we are,
but we are responsibe for who we become
.. tht money is a lousy way of keeping score.
.. tht it isnt always enough to be forgiven by others
but to learn to forgive yhurself
.. that life is more precious then money would ever be.

light travels faster then sound
tht might be why people appear bright
until yhu hear them speak.

sarcasm; my anti drug.
if you talk about me i got some advice. click your heels 3 times and say 'i wish i had a life'!

OMG! i think i just saw a flying bird!

let me write that down in my 'things i dont really give f about' notebook.

yea you have the right to your own opinion, but i have the right to think your stupid.

i speak fluent sarcasm.

are yhu stoned
or just stupid.!

yea im one of those crazy overly obsessive teenage girls.
forget a prince with a horse, i want a vampire with a volvo.
forget a sweet, caring guy, I want an arrogant, mean drama actor coughChad Dylan Coopercough

Bitch, dont touch the stereo.

bob tried to take my twilight books. bob isnt with us anymore.

Edward Cullen: the 107 year old virgin.

Channy is like crack, only better!

fall down again bella?
no emmett i punched a werewolf in the face.

Twilight; the reason girls across the world are suddenly and madly in love with vampiress.

Channy addict.

Whenever i get happy or calm all of a sudden i look around for Jasper.

Team edward cause Jacob doesnt sparkle.

I have trouble admitting Chad Dylan Cooper's a fictional charater.

Do that again and ill give you a papercut in front of Jasper!

You havent watched sonny with a chance, you fail at life!

i am a channyaholic.


Girls Don't realize these things;

I'm sorry
that I bought you roses
to tell you that I like you

I'm sorry
That I was raised with respect
not to sleep with you when you were drunk

I'm sorry
That my body's not ripped enough
to "satisfy" your wants

I'm sorry
that I open your car door,
and pull out your chair like I was raised

I'm sorry
That I'm not cute enough
to be "your guy"

I'm sorry
That I am actually nice;
not a jerk

I'm sorry
I don't have a huge bank account
to buy you expensive things

I'm sorry
I like to spend quality nights at home
cuddling with you, instead of at a club (that is the best part of dating, cuddling!)

I'm sorry
That I am always the one you need to talk to,
but never good enough to date

I'm sorry
That I always held your hair back when you threw up, and didn't get mad at you for puking in my car,
but when we went out you went home with another guy

I'm sorry
That I am there to pick you up at 4am when your new man hit you and dropped you off in the middle of nowhere,
but not good enough to listen to me when I need a friend

I'm sorry
If I start not being there because it hurts being used as a door mat
only to be thrown to the side when the new jerk comes around

I'm sorry
If I don't answer my phone anymore when you call, to listen to you cry for hours,
instead of getting a couple hours of sleep before work

I'm sorry
that you can't realize.. I've been the one all along.

I'm sorry
If you read this and know somebody like this
but don't care

But most of all

I'm sorry
For not being sorry anymore

I'm sorry
That you can't accept me for who I am

I'm sorry
I can never do anything right, and nothing that I do is good
enough to make it in your world.

I'm sorry
I caught your boyfriend with another girl and told you about it
I thought that was what friends were for...

I'm sorry
That I told you I loved you and actually meant it.

I'm sorry
That I talked to you for nine hours on Thanksgiving
when your boyfriend was threatening you instead of spending time with my family.

I'm Sorry
That I cared

I'm sorry
that I listen to you at night talking about how you wish you could have done something different.

Ladies always complain and gripe to their friends that there is never any good guys out there, and they always end up with assholes who mistreat them. Well ladies, next time you're complaining, maybe look up to see who you're complaining to, maybe that special someone is right there hanging on your every word as usual, screaming in his head "Why won't you give me a chance?"
Because the person you are usually searching for is right by you.

If you're a guy and you agree with this letter, copy and paste into your profile as 'I'm sorry'

If You're one of the FEW girls with enough BALLS to copy and paste this into your profile, and you would never make your guy feel this way, copy and paste into your profile as 'Girls Don't Realize These Things'

'At age 8, your dad buys you an ice cream. You thanked him by dripping
it all over his lap.

When you were 9 years old, he paid for piano lessons. You thanked him
by never even bothering to practice.

When you were 10 years old he drove you all day, from soccer to
football to one birthday party after another. You thanked him by
jumping out of the car and never looking back.

When you were 11 years old, he took you and your friends to
the movies. You thanked him by asking to sit in a different row.

When you were 12 years old, he warned you not to watch
certain TV shows. You thanked him by waiting until he left the house.

When you were 13, he suggested a haircut that was in fashion.
You thanked him by telling him he had no taste.

When you were 14, he paid for a month away at summer camp.
You thanked him by forgetting to write a single letter.

When you were 15, he came home from work, looking for a hug.
You thanked him by having your bedroom door locked.

When you were 16, he taught you how to drive his car. You
thanked him by taking it every chance you could.

When you were 17, he was expecting an important call. You thanked him
by being on the phone all night.

When you were 18, he cried at your high school graduation. You thanked
him by staying out partying until dawn.

When you were 19, he paid for your college tuition, drove you to campus
carried your bags. You thanked him by saying good-bye outside the dorm
so you wouldn't be embarrassed in front of your friends.

When you were 25, he helped to pay for your wedding, and he told you
how deep he loved you. You thanked him by moving halfway across the
country.

When you were 50, he fell ill and needed you to take care of him . You
thanked him by reading about the burden parents become to their
children.

And then, one day, he quietly died. And everything you never did came
crashing down like thunder on YOUR HEART.

If you love your dad, post this on your profile

FRIENDS/BEST FRIENDS

FRIENDS: Will comfort you when he rejects you.

BEST FRIENDS: Will go up and ask him, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?"

FRIENDS: Will be there for you when he breaks up with you.

BEST FRIENDS: Will call him up and whisper, "Seven days..."

!FRIENDS: Helps you up when you fall.

BEST FRIENDS: Keeps on walking saying, "Walk much, dumb ass?"

FRIENDS: Helps you find your prince.

BEST FRIENDS: Kidnaps him and brings him to you.

FRIENDS: Will ask you if you're okay when you're crying.

BEST FRIENDS: Will laugh at you and say, "Ha Ha, Loser!"

FRIENDS: Will offer you a soda.

BEST FRIENDS: Will dump theirs on you.

FRIENDS: Will sit at the side of the pool withyou at that time of the month.

BEST FRIENDS: Will throw you a tampon and push you in.

FRIENDS: Gives you their umbrella in the rain.

BEST FRIENDS: Takes yours and says, "Run - beep - run!"

FRIENDS: Will help you move.

BEST FRIENDS: Will help you move the bodies.

FRIENDS: Will bail you out of jail.

BEST FRIENDS: Would be in the room next to you saying, "That was awesome! Let's do it again!"

FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.

BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.

FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.

BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!

FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.

BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you sayin "DAMN!" we messed up!

FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.

BEST FRIENDS: Wont tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore.

FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.

BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.

FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.

BEST FRIENDS: Loses your stuff and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."

FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.

BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...

FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.

BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you

FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.

BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."

FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.

BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.

FRIENDS: Are only through high school/college. (aka: drinking buddies)

BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.

FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough.

BEST FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place & say "Girl drink the rest of that ! You know we don't waste!

FRIENDS: Would read ignore this.

BEST FRIENDS: Will repost this crap because they know it's what they act like or their own best friend/s act like.


Things to do on an Elevator

1) CRACK open your briefcase or handbag, peer Inside and ask "Got enough air in there?"

2) STAND silent and motionless in the corner facing the wall without getting off.

3) WHEN arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act as if you're embarrassed when they open themselves.

4) GREET everyone with a warm handshake and ask him or her to call you Admiral.

5) MEOW occasionally.

6) STARE At another passenger for a while. Then announce in horror: "You're one of THEM" - and back away slowly

7) SAY -DING at each floor.

8) SAY "I wonder what all these do?" And push all the red buttons.

9) MAKE explosion noises when anyone presses a button.

10) STARE, grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce: "I have new socks on."

11) WHEN the elevator is silent, look around and ask: "Is that your beeper?"

12) TRY to make personal calls on the emergency phone.

13) DRAW a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers: "This is my personal space."

14) WHEN there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder, then pretend it wasn't you.

15) PUSH the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back for more.

16) ASK if you can push the button for other people but push the wrong ones.

17) HOLD the doors open and say you're waiting for your friend. After a while, let the doors close and say "Hi Greg, How's your day been?"

18) DROP a pen and wait until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream: "That's mine!"

19) BRING a camera and take pictures of everyone in the lift.

20) PRETEND you're a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the Passengers.

21) SWAT at flies that don't exist.

22) CALL out "Group hug" then enforce it.

FEMALE COMEBACKS!!
pick up line comebacks, add to it

Man: Where have you been all my life?
Woman: Hiding from you.

Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.

Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.

Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.

Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Woman: I'm a female impersonator.

Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Woman: Do not enter.

Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Woman: Unfertilized.

Man: Your body is like a temple.
Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.

Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Woman: But would you stay there?

Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.

Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and i together
Woman: Really, I'd put f and u together

Man: Your eyes they're amazing.
Woman: Seeing your back would be pretty amazing.


What a Boyfriend SHOULD do:

When she walks away from you mad
Follow her

When she stares at your mouth
Kiss her

When she pushes you or hits you
Grab her and don't let go

When she starts cussing at you
Kiss her and tell her you love her

When she's quiet
Ask her whats wrong

When she ignores you
Give her your attention

When she pulls away
Pull her back

When you see her at her worst
Tell her she's beautiful

When you see her start crying
Just hold her and don't say a word

When you see her walking
Sneak up and hug her waist from behind

When she's scared
Protect her

When she lays her head on your shoulder
Tilt her head up and kiss her

When she steals your favorite hat
Let her keep it and sleep with it for a night

When she teases you
Tease her back and make her laugh

When she doesn't answer for a long time
Reassure her that everything is okay

When she looks at you with doubt
Back yourself up

When she says that she likes you
she really does more than you could understand

When she grabs at your hands
Hold hers and play with her fingers

When she bumps into you
bump into her back and make her laugh

When she tells you a secret
keep it safe and untold

When she looks at you in your eyes
don't look away until she does

When she misses you
she's hurting inside

When you break her heart
the pain never really goes away

When she says its over
she still wants you to be hers

When she repost this bulletin
she wants you to read it -

Stay on the phone with her even if she's not saying anything.-

When she says she's ok don't believe it, talk with her- because 10 yrs later she'll remember you-

Call her at 12:00am on her birthday to tell her you love her-

Treat her like she's all that matters to you.-

Tease her and let her tease you back.-

Stay up all night with her when she's sick.-

Watch her favorite movie with her or her favorite show even if you think its stupid.-

Give her the world.-

Let her wear your clothes.-

When she's bored and sad, hang out with her.-

Let her know she's important.-

Kiss her in the pouring rain.-

When she runs up to you crying, the first thing you say is;
"Who's butt am I kicking?"

If you do post this in the next four minutes the one you love will :
Call you.
Kiss you.
Love you.
Text you.

Another version of that one I found:

Advice for guys

When she acts shy...
-Say I Love You

When she runs away from you...
-Chase her

When she puts her face near yours...
-Kiss her

When she kicks and punches you...
- Hold her tight

When she is silent...
-Shes thinking of how to say I Love You

When she ignores you...
-She wants all your attention

When she pulls away...
- grab her by the waist and never let go

When you see her at her worst...
- tell her she's BEAUTIFUL

When she screams at you...
- Tell her you love her, you have to mean it

When you see her walking...
- Sneak up behind her and grab her by the waist and give her a kiss

When she's scared...
- Hold her and tell her everything will be okay cause she's with you

When she looks like somethings the matter...
-Kiss her and tell her not to worry

While she holds your hand...
- Play with her fingers

Girls

- You really don't need any tips just be your flawless selves and let the
boy do the work for once!

Post this in the next 69 seconds and you will have the best day of your life
this Saturday and the one u love will either...
-KISS YOU
-ASK YOU OUT
-CALL YOU

YOU KNOW YOU'RE AN AUTHOR IF...

You talk to yourself a lot. – I do that all the time :-)
You talk to yourself about talking to yourself. – Sadly, yes...i tell myself i look crazy...and that makes me look even more crazy
When you talk to yourself you often talk to yourself like you're talking to someone else. – i do different voices too...wow...i am crazy lol.
You'll check your e-mail every day of the week and then disappear off the face of the earth. – every single day
You're e-mails tend to be pages long and incredibly random. – I have a pen pal that I write to pretty much every day, yet I still have tons of things left to adress next time I email her.

When replying to an e-mail, you'll never actually address the point of it. – sometimes
No matter where you are in a room you never have to get up to find a pen/pencil and paper. –actually...true
The letters on your keyboard are wearing off. – my mouse is...but the keyboard is farely new
You constantly start talking in third person, present or past tense. – not reli
You start thinking about making lists like this and start giggling for no "apparent" reason – hahaha.
Your friends stopped looking at you funny for no apparent reason a loooooong time ago. – yes...
(copy that into you're profile if you fit one or more of the descriptions)


If you went to sleep at around 2 am reading the Twilight series (or didn't sleep at all!), copy and paste this onto your profile
If you've walked under something that was about two feet above your head and ducked anyway copy and paste this into your profile.
If you get good grades and still know nothing at all, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile
If you cried when Edward left Bella in New Moon copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you are so obsessed with Twilight that it is NOT even funny anymore, copy this into your profile.
If, for no warning, you have laughed during a movie part that wasn't funny, put this in your profile.
If you've ever forgotten how old you are when someone asked you, copy and paste this onto your pro.

Johnny Brought a Gun:

Mommy...Johnny brought a gun to school,

He told his friends that it was cool,

And when he pulled the trigger back,

It shot with a great, huge crack.

Mommy, I was a good girl, I did what I was told,

I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold!

When I went to school that day,

I never said good-bye.

I'm sorry that I had to go, But Mommy, please don't cry.

When Johnny shot the gun, he hit me and another,

And all because Johnny, got the gun from his brother.

Mommy, please tell Daddy; That I love him very much,

And please tell Zack; my boyfriend; That it wasn't just a crush.

And tell my little sister; That she is the only one now, And tell my dear sweet grandmother; I'll be waiting for her now

And tell my wonderful friends; That they always were the best

Mommy, I'm not the first, I'm no better than the rest

Mommy, tell my teachers; I won't show up for class,

And never to forget this, And please don't let this pass

Mommy, why'd it have to be me? No one, though. deserves this.

But mommy, it's not fair, I left without a kiss.

But mommy, it's not fair, I left without a kiss.

I think I even saw one doctor, trying not to cry.

Mommy, I'm slowly dying, with a bullet in my chest,

But Mommy please remember, I'm in heaven with the rest

When I heard that great, big crack, I ran as fast as I could

please listen to me if you would,

I wanted to go to college, I wanted to try things that were new

I guess I'm not going with Daddy, On that trip to the new zoo I wanted to get married, I wanted to have a kid,

I wanted to be an actress, I really wanted to live.

But Mommy I must go now, The time is getting late, Mommy, tell my Zack, I'm sorry I to cancel the date. I love you Mommy, I always have, I know you know its true

And Mommy all I need to say is, "Mommy, I love you"

In Memory of The Columbine & Virginia Tech
Students Who Were Lost

Please if you would,
Don't smash this on the ground.

If you pass this on,

Maybe people will cry,

Just keep this in your heart,

For the people who didn't get to say "Good-bye".

Now you have 2 choices,

1) Pass this on, and show people you care, repost as
"Try Not To Cry"
2) Don't send it, and you have just proven how
cold-hearted you really are...

If you are still reading this, you are awsome:)

Copy the bunny to your profile to help him achieve world domination,
and come join the dark side.

(We have cookies!)

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, so weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa copy this into your profile.

If someone mentions Twilight, you can go on for hours talking about it, copy this to your profile

If you have ever run into a door, copy and paste this to your profile

If you are so obsessed with Twilight that it is NOT even funny anymore, copy this into your profile

If people think you are mentally insane...copy and paste this onto your profile.

If your siblings have gotten seriously mad at you for talking about Twilight all the time, copy this onto your profile.

If you cannot stand the people who claim to be obsessed with Twilight after they've read the series ONCE or haven't even finished reading it yet, copy and paste this onto your profile.

"When life hands you lemons, throw them back and demand Jasper Hale."
"An apple a day keeps the doctor away... but since Carlisle is cute, screw the fruit."
"I'm not easily distracted I-Hey, is that guy sparkling!"
"Psh, screw the Dark Side. So what if they have cookies? Come to the Light Side, we have Jasper Hale!"

98 percent of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy & paste this in your profile.

If you like smiley faces, then copy this into your profile:D

A large percent of writers don't know the difference between "your" and "you're". If you're one of the ones who does know and wants to slug them, copy and paste this into your profile

Admitting you are weird means you are normal. Saying that you are normal is odd. If you admit that you are weird and like it, copy this onto your profile.

Even when you cant see Him, GOD is there! If you believe in GOD put this in your profile

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I found the good old "Stereotype Bold 'em" thing, and I decided to give it a whirl.

Bold the ones that fit you
I'M SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I GOT SICK so I MUST be bulimic.
I WEAR GLASSES so I MUST be a nerd.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz.
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm NOT POPULAR so I MUST have no life.
I'm POPULAR so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm FRIENDLY so I MUST be fake.
I DO SCHOOL CLUBS so I MUST be a suck up.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm MEXICAN, I I MUST steal everything I don't have.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.
I ACT DIFFERENT so I MUST be a show-off.
I DON'T DO FASHION so I MUST be poor.

I HAVE NO FACEBOOK so I MUST have no friends.
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm TALENTED so I MUST be a conceited show-off.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I LIKE A "LOSER" so I MUST be one too.
I WEAR MAKEUP so I MUST be a slut.
I DON'T WEAR MAKEUP so I MUST "think i'm all that".
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm an HONEST PERSON, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm an ACTRESS so I MUST be a liar.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...
I'm A WRITER so I MUST be crazy.
I LIKE SCHOOL so I MUST be a loser
I like DANCING, So I MUST be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I wear SKIRTS, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I TALK TO BOYS so I MUST be a slut.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I WRITE SAD POETRY so I MUST be emo.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a big DICK.
I LIKE TO READ so I MUST have no life.
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be gay.
I have BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and that's how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO.
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.
I'm a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.
I'm a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude.
I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so i must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm BI so I MUST think every girl I see is hot.
I LIKE TO LOOK GOOD so I MUST be insecure.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7.
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be fucked up.
I LIKE TO SING so I MUST be some "pop star".

I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA.
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect.
i'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black.
I'm sort of GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.
I Love SHOPPING so I must be rich.
I'm an OG so I must be Mexican.
I DO STUDENT GOVERMENT so I MUST be a class-act suck-up.
I TRY so I MUST be an over-acheiver
i act freaking CRAZY so i must be craving attention.

i LAUGH ALL THE TIME so i must be a party girl.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm british, so I MUST be either a football (soccer) obsessed drugee/alcoholic or a rich and snobby with high society english.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I GO TO A GEEK SCHOOL, so I MUST have no social life.
I'm a neek, so I MUST not swear or talk about sex
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.

I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.

I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser.
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy.
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.

I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE and IMMATURE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.

I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have no clue
I am QUIET and POLITE, so I MUST be a pushover.
I use GOOD GRAMMAR, so I MUST be a snob.

I prefer FANTASY and SCI-FI, so I MUST be out of touch with reality.
I don't act DEPRESSED, so I MUST be weird.
I am SKINNY, so I MUST be sensitive about my weight.
I agree with some cases of ABORTION so i MUST be heartless.
I have taken sisha, so I MUST be attention seeking.

stereotypes suck.!

Saw this on another Bio and I had to have it :)

1.YOUR REAL NAME: Chelsea

2. YOUR GANGSTA NAME:(first 3 letters of real name plus izzle): Cheizzle

3. YOUR DETECTIVE NAME: (fav color and fav animal): Purple Ferret

4.YOUR SOAP OPERA NAME:(middle name,and current street name): Ann Chellerz

5. YOUR STAR WARS NAME: (the first 3 letters of your last name, first 2 letters of your first name, last 3 letters of mom's maiden name): Neuchsta

6. YOUR SUPERHERO NAME: (2nd favorite color, favorite drink): Black Cola

7. YOUR ARAB NAME: (2nd letter of your first name, 3rd letter of your last name, any letter of your middle name, 2nd letter of your moms maidenname, 3rd letter of you dads middle name, 1st letter of a siblings first name, last letter of your moms middle name): Hcaoadn (how would I read that?)

8. YOUR WITNESS PROTECTION NAME: (mothers middle name): RoseLean

9. YOUR GOTH NAME: (black, and the name of one your pets): Black Poncho =) (I love my kitty Poncho, he's my fav pet!) =)

Since I'm strange. That's who I am. I also have my own stupid/random phrases that i tend to say. HERE THEY ARE!

If you have ever said ‘cross over to the dark side. We have cookies!’ to someone you know, copy this into your profile

Come to the dark side . . . WE HAVE COOKIES!

What happens in the case of the cat and the mouse if the cat is retarded?

Have you ever heard that stupidity is a virus? Careful you might catch it! Ahh, too late...

Shove it in, shove it in.

Some people don’t drink and drive. Other people don’t drink and fuck

What happens if you get scared half to death twice?

Whoever said nothing is impossible, never tried to slam a revolving door.

Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else.

I don't suffer from insanity I enjoy every minute of it.

Perfection is a waste of time.

Engineering: 'How will this work?' Science:'Why will this work?' Management: 'When will this work? Liberal Arts:'Do you want fries with that?

Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; I'm not sure about the universe.

You laugh because I'm different. I laugh because you're all the same.

Everyone is entitled to their own opinion. It's just that yours is stupid.

I blame my attitude on videogames

There is stupid coming out of your mouth hole again

God made man, and then he said, "I can do better than that," and made women.

So many boys, so many reasons to stay alone

I didn't mean to hurt your feelings...I was aiming for your face

Vampires vs. Werewolves...It's kinda like pirates vs ninjas, but cooler

I'm the kind of person that walks into a door and apologizes.

Heaven doesnt wan't me and Hell is afraid I'll take over.

When you’re down I may not be able to pick you back up, but I promise I’ll be willing to lay down right next to you

Death is God's way of saying you're fired. Suicide is humans way of saying you can't fire me, I quit

Tired of living and scared of dying

Scared to remember, terrified to forget

I hear your silence loud and clear

Children in frontseats can lead to accidents. Accidents in backseats can lead to children.

Why do today what you could put off till tomorrow?

How can i miss you if you never left?

I'm not with stupid anymore!

Education is important, school however, is another matter.

Always forgive your enemies - Nothing annoys them more

Join The Army, Visit exotic places, meet strange people, and then kill them.

Don’t mess with me I've got a stick.

I used to be normal, until I met the freaks that I call my friends (and boyfriend!)

Boys are like Slinky's, useless, but fun to watch fall down the stairs.

Boys are like purses: cute, full of crap, and always replaceable

Boys are like skateboards, they can go fast but usually there pretty slow.

Boys are like knives, usefull but they'll cut you eventually. (cough, cough Edward cough, cough)

If at first you don't succeed, don't try skydiving.

I called your boyfriend gay and he hit me with his purse

You cry, I cry, you laugh, I laugh, you fall off a cliff, I laugh even harder.

You say I'm not cool. But cool is another word for cold. If I'm not cold, I'm hot. I know I'm hot. Thanks for embracing it.

Evening News is where they begin with "Good Evening" then proceed to tell you why it isn't

I can only please on person per day. Today is not your day. Tomorrow's not looking good, either.

Don't follow in my footsteps, I tend to walk into walls

Men are like parking spots, the good ones are taken and the free ones are handicapped. There are no stupid questions, just stupid people.

What are the three words guaranteed to humiliate men everywhere?
'Hold my purse.'

93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person,"What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile and add your name to the list: Lola, Heather, Chris, Delilah, Edward, Diana, Brandon, Ivan, Andrea.

Benefits of being a woman-
Our boyfriend's clothes make us look elfin & gorgeous. Guys look like complete idiots in ours.
We never have to reach down every so often to make sure our privates are still there.
We can talk to people of the opposite sex without having to picture them naked.
We have enough sense to realize that the easiest way to get out of being lost is to ask for directions.

He Said: I don't know why you wear a bra, you have nothing to put in it.

She Said: You wear pants don't you?

People often ignore the simple things in life. If someone really annoys you, it takes 42 muscles to frown. On the other hand, it only takes 4 muscles to reach over and bitch slap that mutha fucker upside the head.

I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no way Paper can beat Rock. Is Paper supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? If so, why can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody, a rock would tear that crap up in two seconds. When I play rock/ paper/ scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my ready made fist and say, oh, I'm sorry, I thought paper would protect you, geez!

For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you what you are doing that is so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour-long sob fest, and then start singing and dancing when your favorite song comes on. Crazy is when you do or say a completely random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or having a thumb war with yourself. Crazy is when you type up all your favorite sayings, print them off and tape them to your wall, just for something to do. Crazy is when you memorize the complete biographies and physical traits of every character in Twilight (or almost, at least). Crazy is when you write Emmett or Edward Cullen is hot on your homework instead of doing it. Crazy is when you fill up the tab separators in your binders withe doodles/love notes/confessions of love/any other Twilight related thing you can think of about Twilight or the Twilight characters. Crazy is when you can open up Twilight and know exactly which part you're at by reading one word. Crazy is when you print out copies of all the twilight series covers and put them on the wall of your closet. Crazy is when you buy a paperback copy of Twilight before you get a hardcover, so that after the cover falls off from reading it 52 time, you can go back and underline every time you see the amazingly beautiful name "Edward." Crazy is when you go to the book stores just to see how many copies of Twilight you can find. Crazy is when you save the extras and deleted parts of the Twilight series, so you can read them later. If you're crazy, copy this onto your profile and add something crazy you've done to the list!

Comebacks to crappy pickup lines!-(Hilarious)

Man: "I know how to please a woman."
Woman: "Then please leave me alone."

Man: "I want to give myself to you."
Woman: "Sorry, I don't accept cheap gifts."

Man: "If I could see you naked, I'd die happy:
Woman: "Yeah, but if I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing".

Man: "Your body is like a temple."
Woman: "Sorry, there are no services today."

Man: "I'd go through anything for you."
Woman: "Good! Let's start with your bank account."

Man: "I would go to the end of the world for you.
Woman: "Yes, but would you stay there?

Man: "So, wanna go back to my place ?"
Woman: "Well, I don't know. Will two people fit under a rock?"

Man: "Your place or mine?"
Woman: "Both. You go to yours and I'll go to mine."

Man: "I'd like to call you. What's your number?"
Woman: "It's in the phone book."

Man: "But I don't know your name."
Woman: "That's in the phone book too."

Man: "So what do you do for a living?"
Woman: "I'm a female impersonator."

Man: "Hey, baby, what's your sign?"
Woman: "Do not Enter"

Man: "How do you like your eggs in the morning?"
Woman: "Unfertilized !"

Man: "Hey, come on, we're both here at this bar for the same reason"
Woman: "Yeah! Let's pick up some chicks!"

Man: "Haven't we met before?"
Woman: "Perhaps. I'm the receptionist at the VD Clinic."

Man: "Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman: "Yeah, that's why I don't go there anymore."

Man: "Is this seat empty?"
Woman: "Yes, and this one will be too if you sit down."

One day Mrs. Jones went to have a talk with the minister at the local church. "Reverend," she said, "I have a problem: my husband keeps falling asleep during your sermons. It's very embarrassing. What should I do?"

"I have an idea," said the minister. "Take this hatpin with you. I will be able to tell when Mr. Jones is sleeping, and I will motion to you at specific times. When I motion, you give him a good poke in the leg."

In church the following Sunday, Mr. Jones dozed off. Noticing this, the preacher put his plan to work. "And who made the ultimate sacrifice for you?" he said, nodding to Mrs. Jones.

"Jesus!" Jones cried as his wife jabbed him the leg with the hatpin.

"Yes, you are right, Mr. Jones," said the minister. Soon, Mr. Jones nodded off again. Again, the minister noticed. "Who is your redeemer?" he asked the congregation, motioning towards Mrs. Jones.

"God!" Mr. Jones cried out as he was stuck again with the hatpin.

"Right again," said the minister, smiling. Before long, Mr. Jones had winked off again. However, this time, the minister did not notice. As he picked up the tempo of his sermon, he made a few motions that Mrs. Jones mistook as signals to bayonet her husband with the hatpin again.

The minister asked, "And what did Eve say to Adam after she bore him his 99th son?"

Mrs. Jones poked her husband, who yelled, "You stick that goddamned thing in me one more time and I'll break it in half and shove it up your ass!"

"Amen," replied the congregation.

1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE.
"If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished
cleaning."

2. My mother taught me RELIGION.
"You better pray that will come out of the carpet."

3 . My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL.
"If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of
next week!"

4. My mother taught me LOGIC.
"Because I said so, that's why."

5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC.
"If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the
store with me."

6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT.
"Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident."

7. My mother taught t me IRONY.
"Keep crying, and I'll give you something to cry about."

8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS.
"Shut your mouth and eat your supper."

9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM.
"Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck!"

10. My mother taught me about STAMINA.
"You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone."

11. My mother taught me about WEATHER.
"This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it."

12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY.
"If I told you once, I've told you a million times. Don't exaggerate!"

13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE.
"I brought you into this world, and I can take you out."

14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION.
"Stop acting like your father!"

15. My mother taught me about ENVY.
"There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't
have wonderful parents like you do."

16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION .
"Just wait until we get home."

17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING.
"You are going to get it when you get home!"

18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE.
"If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to freeze that
way."

19. My mother taught me ESP.
"Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you are cold?"

20. My mother taught me HUMOR.
"When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don't come running to me."

21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT.
"If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up."

22. My mother taught me GENETICS.
"You're just like your father."

23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS.
"Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?"

24. My mother taught me WISDOM.
"When you get to be my age, you'll understand."

25. And my favorite: My mother taught me about JUSTICE.
"One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you!"

What a guy means, when he says some stuff-
"You know how bad my memory is!”
"I remember the theme song to 'F Troop,' the address of the first girl I ever kissed and the vehicle identification numbers of every car I've ever owned…but I forgot your birthday."

“Oh, don’t fuss, I just cut myself, it’s not big deal.”
"I have actually severed a limb but will bleed to death before I admit that I'm hurt."

“Take a breath honey. You work too hard.

"I can't hear the game over the vacuum cleaner."

"It‘s a guy thing"

"There is no rational thought pattern connected with it, and you have no chance at all of making it logical."

"Can I help with dinner?"

"Why isn't it already on the table?"

"It would take too long to "
"I have no idea how it works."

"I cant find it."

"It didn't fall into my outstretched hands, so I'm completely clueless."

I am the girl that doesn't go to school dances, or games, and when I do go, I sit in a corner and read a book.

I am the girl that people look through when I say something.

I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal.

I am the girl that people call weird and a freak either behind my back or to my face.

I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on MySpace, or talking to a girlfriend on a cell phone or regular phone.

I am the girl that hasn't been asked out in a year.

I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain.

BUT I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn’t care if people call her weird (it's a compliment), who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who loves and is obsessed with Twilight, who can express herself better with words than actions, who doesn't need a guy to complete her, and knows the importance of the little things.

Copy and paste this onto your account, and add your name to the list, if you are anything like me, so the girls who are different and unique can know in their weakest time that they are unique but not alone.: Iheartjake1220, FaerieRose13, Dancer4Life15,Marigold Winters, SparklingTopazEyes, FairyNinjaPrincess, MyImmortal01, Twilightxfanatic21, Twilightloverforeverandever, VampireChic666, Emma Cullen 28, Captainimpalerrox

"REMEMBER WHEN"

REMEMBER WHEN ..
getting HIGH meant swinging at a playground?
the worst thing you could get from a boy was c0otiEs?
'm 0 m' (was your hero)
and 'D a D' was the boy you were gonna marry?
when your W0RST ENEMIES were your siblings
and rAcE iSsuEs were about who ran fastest?
when - WAR- was a card game
and life was simple and care free?
remember when all you wanted to do
WAS GROW UP?

Put This In Your Profile If You're Still 5 Inside...No Matter How Old You Are Now!


DORMITORY:
When you rearrange the letters:
DIRTY ROOM

PRESBYTERIAN:
When you rearrange the letters:
BEST IN PRAYER

ASTRONOMER:
When you rearrange the letters:
MOON STARER

DESPERATION:
When you rearrange the letters:
A ROPE ENDS IT
THE EYES:
When you rearrange the letters:
THEY SEE
GEORGE BUSH:
When you rearrange the letters:
HE BUGS GORE
THE MORSE CODE :
When you rearrange the letters:
HERE COME DOTS
SLOT MACHINES:
When you rearrange the letters:
CASH LOST IN ME

ANIMOSITY:
When you rearrange the letters:
IS NO AMITY

ELECTION RESULTS:
When you rearrange the letters:
LIES - LET'S RECOUNT

SNOOZE ALARMS:
When you rearrange the letters:
ALAS! NO MORE Z 'S

A DECIMAL POINT:
When you rearrange the letters:
IM A DOT IN PLACE

THE EARTHQUAKES:
When you rearrange the letters:
THAT QUEER SHAKE

ELEVEN PLUS TWO:
When you rearrange the letters:
TWELVE PLUS ONE

MOTHER-IN-LAW:
When you rearrange the letters:
WOMAN HITLER

50 THINGS YOU DIDN'T KNOW ABOUT ME UNTIL YOU READ THIS:

1, What color is your toothbrush?

White and Green.

2, Name one person who made you smile today:

My friend Jake =)

3, What were you doing at 8 am this morning:

Daydreaming in math class =)

4, What were you doing 45 minutes ago?

Reading fanfics !

5, What is your favorite candy bar?

MilkyWay! :P

6, Have you ever been to a strip club?

Nah, and I don't plan on ever going either!

7, What is the last thing you said aloud?

"Oh, Shitaki Mushrooms!"

8, What is your favorite ice cream flavor?

I don't like ice cream...

9, What was the last thing you had to drink?

Pepsi... stupid of me really, considering I get the worst headaches from it =(

10, Do you like your wallet?

I just stuff my money in my pockets. My rule: doesn't fit in my jean pockets, doesn't leave the house!

11, What was the last thing you ate?

Pizza!!

12, Have you bought any new clothing items this week?

Naw, but my mom bought me a Twilight tee two weeks ago! I saved it just for New Moon!

13, The last sporting event you watched?

Some clips of a skateboarding competition starring non other than Nic and Tristan Puehse!! Those guys rule!!

14, What is your favorite flavor of popcorn?

Um... buttery??

15, Who is the last person you sent a text message too?

My sister Danielle.

16, Ever go camping?

During the summer all summer!

17, Do you take vitamins daily?

Never did, never will...

18, Do you go to church every Sunday?

no

19, Do you have a tan?

Only because that's my natural skin tone... I'm working on getting paler, though! =) I vant to be one with my inner vampire!!

20,Do you prefer Chinese food over pizza?

Chinese hands down!

21, Do you drink your soda with a straw?

NEVER!

22, What did your last text message say?

Can't remember... and I'm too lazy to go get my cell that's 5 feet away froom me and check! LOL =)

23, What are you doing tomorrow?

Going over my friend Ryan's house

25, Look to your left, what do you see?

my bed

26, What color is your watch?

Black

27, What do you think of when you hear Australia?

Dingos, mate! =)

28, What is your birthstone?

Amethyst!!

29, Do you go in at a fast food place or just hit the drive thru?

Fast food gives me major heartburn... Wow, I'm a grandma!

30, What is your favorite number?

Number 14!!

31, Who's the last person you talked to on the phone?

My buddy Ryan

32, Any plans today?

I'm going to go watch t.v in a few hours... it counts as a plan because I planned to do it beforehand!!

33, How many states have you lived in?

Only one, NEW JERSEY!!

34, Biggest annoyance right now?

The homework I'm neglecting doing is nagging me right now!!

35, Last song listened to?

The Only Difference Between Martyrdom and Suicide Is Press Coverage- Panic! At the Disco

36,Can you say the alphabet backwards?

No, I'm too stupid, you silly quiz!!

37, Do you have a maid service clean your house?

Yeah

38, Favorite pair of shoes you wear all the time?

My red, purple, and black DC sneakers! They rule cuz they have purple in them!

39, Are you jealous of anyone?

Anyone who's had the chance to meet Hiyu Miyazaki, Nic and Tristan Puehse, or the creator of the Sims. And people with really white teeth.

40, Is anyone jealous of you?

I don't think so. Everyone thinks I'm weird. I'm like the real life Zora Lancaster. I even have some of the tshirts she wears in the show!

41, Do you love anyone?

Not really...I mean, I love Jake, Joe, and Ryan like brothers, but that's it

42, Do any of your friends have children?

Naw...

43, What do you usually do during the day?

Pretend to do homework, go on the computer, write, read, skateboard, play drums, and sing

44, Do you hate anyone that you know right now?

Lindsay... stupid bitch...

45, Do you use the word 'hello' daily?

nope, I say "Howdy"

46, What color is your car?

I don't have one.

47, Do you like cats?

Yes, I have one! His name is poncho and I've had him since I was 5!

48. Are you thinking about someone right now?

My cat, because of the last question =)

49, Have you ever been to Six Flags?

Yes, once, I fainted there! It was creeepily cool!

50, How did you get your worst scar?

Once upon a time when I was 9, I was out on the playground and by accident my friend scratched me. She has crazy long nails, so that actually left a scar!

I made you a cookie... but I eated it... -LOL CAT

Ceiling Cat is watching you- LOL CAT

If several inanimate objects hate you copy and paste this into your pro!

I did what they say and chose the road less traveled... Now where the heck am I?

I smile because I have no idea what's going on!

Be a loser! Because being cool is soo overrated!

If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.

If you are so obsessed with Twilight that it is NOT even funny anymore, copy this into your profile.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this into your profile

If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile

If you realize that copying and pasting things into your profile is pointless, yet you do it anyways, copy and paste this into your profile

If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile.

If people think you are mentally insane...copy and paste this onto your profile.

-If they are right... copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile.

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile

If you flip whenever you see someone reading a Twilight series book and you want to talk to them all about it, copy and paste this in your profile

Boys are like slinkeys, useless, but fun to watch fall down the stairs.

All the good ones are either gay, married, vampires or fictional characters in books or movies.

Of all the things I’ve lost, I miss my mind the most.

An apple a day keeps the doctor away (if well aimed).

I was gifted, but the psychiatrist took away my powers. (Stupid psychiatrist. :P )

You know your addiction to Twilight is getting dangerous when you've added "Volterra" to your computer's dictionary.

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile.

If you think the human identification thing when you log in to fanfiction is annoying, copy and paste this into your profile. (I MEAN COME ON!! I'M A V-A-M-P-I-R-E, THEREFORE HUMAN IDENTIFICATION IF POINTLESS!!)

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this on to your profile.

If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer.

If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects copy this into your profile.

You know what makes letting go of a crush so hard? The fear that the moment you let go, they'll catch on

Why America has some issues (Yes, I live there, but tough. These are all clever.)

1. Only in America...can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance.

2. Only in America...are there handicap parking places in front of a skating rink.

3. Only in America...do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their
prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front.

4. Only in America...do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries, and a diet coke.

5. Only in America...do banks leave both doors open and then chain the pens to the counters.

6. Only in America...do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway
and put our useless junk in the garage.

7. Only in America...do we use answering machines to screen calls and then have call waiting so we won't
miss a call from someone we didn't want to talk to in the first place.

8. Only in America...do we buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns in packages of eight.

9. Only in America...do we use the word 'politics' to describe the process so well: 'Poli' in Latin meaning 'many' and 'tics' meaning 'bloodsucking creatures'

10. Only in America...do they have drive-up ATM's with Braille lettering.

11. Only in America...do wa leave our windows all the way down and our doors locked

Some shizzam my very own personal mind came up with:

Holy Fudgenuggets!

Ah, Fuzzbuckets!

Panic! At the Disco fuckin' rules cuz Brendon Urie like to fuckin' say fuck a lot! FUCK!

I'm Pretty.Odd, but that's only cause things have changed for me when the clock struck nine in the afternoon, which was also when the moon felll in love with the sun. I totally became as mad as rabbits when Pas De Cheval.

MERRY LEIF ERIKSON DAY!!

The hell with no cursing. I was raised by a New Yorker and you somehow expect me NOT to curse? That's pretty fucking twisted man, pretty fucking twisted...

I am a girl.
Harsh but vulnerable.
Sarcastic but silly.
Stupid but thoughtful.
Thorny but tender.
Funny but serious.
Loud but passive.
Dramatic but bland.
An open book.
Easy to love & easy to hate.
Klutzy but occasionally coordinated.
Independent, but dependent on friends.
An oxymoron
A muddling paradox
An unsolvable contradiction
And totally proud of it.

Your One and Only Wish
Do it one by one, don't look ahead!

1. Write the name of a person of the opposite sex.
2. Which is your favorite color out of red, black, blue, green, yellow?
3. Your first initial?
4. Your monthof birth?
5. Which color do you like more, black or white?
6. Name of a person of the same sex as yours.
7. Your favorite number?
8. Do you like California or Florida more?
9. Do you like the lake or the ocean more?
10. Write down a wish (a realistic one).
Are you done?
If so, scroll down

(don't cheat--)

THE ANSWERS
1. You are completely in love with this person.
2. If you choose:
Red: You are alert and your life is full of love.
Black: You are conservativeand aggressive.
Green: Your soul is relaxed and you are laid back.
Blue: You are spontaneous and love kisses and affection from the ones you
love.
Yellow: You are a very happy person and give good advice to those who are
down.
3. If your initial is:
A-K: You have a lot of love and friendships in your life.
L-R: You try to enjoy life to the maximum and your love life is soon to
blossom.
S-Z: You like to help others and your future love life looks very good.
4. If you were born in:
Jan.-Mar.: The year will go very well for you and you will discover that you
fall in love with someone totally unexpected.
Apr.-June: You will have a strong love relationship that will not last long but
the memories will last forever.
July-Sept.: You will have a great year and will experience a major life
changing experience for the good.
Oct.-Dec.: Your love life will not be too great, but eventually you will find your
soul mate.
5. If you choose...
Black: Your life will take on a different direction, it will seem hard at the time
but will be the best thing for you, and you will be glad for the change.
White: You will have a friend who completely confides in you and would do
anything for you, but you may not realize it.
6. This person is your best friend.
7. This is how many close friends you have in a lifetime.
8. If you choose...
California: You like adventure.
Florida: You are a laid back person.
9. If you choose...
Lake: You are loyal to your friends and your love. And you are very reserved.
Ocean: You are spontaneous and like to please people.
10. This wish will come true only if you RE-POST THIS BULLETIN in one hour and it will come true before your next birthday

" 'Take this; to defend yourself-it's a powerful weapon.'

'...This is a pen. -.-'

'Only use it, in times of severe distress.'

'? This is a pen.' "

Chiron and Percy; Percy Jackson and the Olympians;

The Lightning Thief (Movie)

Twelve Things I've Learned From Sonny With A Chance.
1. There are eighty shades of white.
2. Cold Cut catapults also work with cheese.
3. You shouldn't fake your own fan letters. (Unless you have a weird beard costume)
4. You shouldn't open giant boxes that belong to a certain eleven year old.
5. Tawni Town is one heck of a town.
6. You can fall in love with your mortal enemy
7. Not all proms end in disaster.
8. You have to play yourself before you can play someone your not.
9. People will get mad if you wear the same clothes as them to the "Oh No You Didn'ts".
10. Five weddings and a wedding makes a lot of weddings.
11. Children Having A Dream isn't a real charity.
12. James doesn't get dumped. He dumps . . . from a distance.

A stranger stabs you in the front, a friend stabs you in the back, a love stabs you in the heart, but only true friends will poke each other with straws.

Some of my current goals in life are to attend Hogwarts, go to Narnia, be claimed by a Greek god, obtain a sycophant, date Gavin Rose, be chosen by a dragon, learn how to read characters in and out of books, and become an author. That last one might be impossible.

"Let's eat Grandma!" or "Let's eat, Grandma!" Punctuation saves lives.

Get real. No one's going to form a single-file line if the building's on FIRE!

When I was your age, there were 151 Pokemon and Pluto was a planet.

The next sentence is true. The previous sentence is false.

When life hands you the Jonas Brothers, punch them in the face and demand Green Day.

Honestly, I'm an angel! The horns are just there to keep the halo up.

You can't spell "diet" without "die"!

A balanced diet is a cookie in each hand.

Right now, I'm having amnesia and déjà vu at the same time. I think I've forgotten this before.

I'm not saying you're stupid, I'm just implying it.

EMO- Extravagantly Made Origami

Go Pluto! Revolve in peace!

I'm an English major; you do the math.

Be insane . . . because well-behaved girls never made history.

I used up all my sick days, so I called in dead.

ALIENS WELCOME!


If you Believe in Jesus Christ, put this on your profile, and don't deny this, because the bible says, "Deny me, and i will Deny you in front of my Father in the gates of Heaven."

I don't care if Chad Dylan Cooper is fictional, I AM IN LOVE WITH HIM!!


I was walking around in a store. I saw a cashier hand this little boy his money back saying
: "I'm sorry, but you don't have enough money to buy this doll."
Then the little boy turned to the old woman next to him: ''Granny, are you sure I don't have enough money?''
The old lady replied: ''You know that you don't have enough money to buy this doll, my dear.''
Then she asked him to stay there for 5 minutes while she went to look around. She left quickly.
The little boy was still holding the doll in his hand.
Finally, I walked toward him and I asked him who he wished to give this doll to.
"It's the doll that my sister loved most and wanted so much for this Christmas. She was so sure that Santa Claus would bring it to her."
I replied to him that maybe Santa Claus will bring it to her after all, and not to worry.
But he replied to me sadly. "No, Santa Claus can't bring it to her where she is now. I have to give the doll to my mommy so that she can give it to my sister when she goes there."
His eyes were so sad while saying this. "My sister has gone to be with God. Daddy says that Mommy is going to see God very soon too, so I thought that she could take the doll with her to give it to my sister.''
My heart nearly stopped.
The little boy looked up at me and said: "I told daddy to tell mommy not to go yet. I need her to wait until I come back from the mall."
Then he showed me a very nice photo of him where he was laughing. He then told me
"I want mommy to take my picture with her so she won't forget me."
"I love my mommy and I wish she doesn't have to leave me, but daddy says that she has to go to be with my little sister."
Then he looked again at the doll with sad eyes, very quietly.
I quickly reached for my wallet and said to the boy. "What if we checked again, just in case you do have enough money?''
"OK" he said "I hope that I have enough." I added some of my money to his without him seeing and we started to count it. There was enough for the doll and even some spare money.
The little boy said: "Thank you God for giving me enough money!"
Then he looked at me and added "I asked yesterday before I slept for God to make sure I have enough money to buy this doll so that mommy can give it to my sister. He heard me!''"I also wanted to have enough money to buy a white rose for my mommy, but I didn't dare to ask God for too much. But He gave me enough to buy the doll and a white rose.''
"My mommy loves white roses."
A few minutes later, the old lady came again and I left with my basket.
I finished my shopping in a totally different state from when I started. I couldn't get the little boy out of my mind.
Then I remembered a local newspaper article: 2 days ago, which mentioned of a drunk man in a truck, who hit a car, where there was one young lady and a little girl.
The little girl died right away, and the mother was left in a critical state. The family had to decide whether to pull the plug on the life-assisting machine, because the young lady would not be able to recover from the coma.
Two days after this encounter with the little boy, I read in the newspaper that the young lady had passed away.
I couldn't stop myself as I bought a bunch of white roses and I went to the funeral home where the body of the young woman was exposed for people to see and make last wishes before burial.
She was there, in her coffin, holding a beautiful white rose in her hand with the photo of the little boy and the doll placed over her chest.
I left the place, teary-eyed, feeling that my life had been changed forever. The love that this little boy had for his mother and his sister is still, to this day, hard to imagine. And in a fraction of a second, a drunk driver had taken all this away from him.

Now you have 2 choices:

1) Repost this message IF YOU HATE DRUNK DRIVING!!.
2) Ignore it as if it never touched you. have a heart

Walking in my nighty; rubbing my eyes
My fathers sitting on the sofa with his friend
He pats the seat in the middle; i sit
Shivering so cold; a quilt he lends

"Jessy you love me dont you" a smile; his
Their breathe spirts weep
"Daddy you know i do; what is it?"
He smiles at his friend; his hand creeps

His friend takes my hand; looks me in the eyes
Daddys creeping up my nightie; cold hands
I try to pull his hand away; grip is strong!
They look at one another; nod; something planned

I feel my palms sweat; Daddys under my knickers
"Daddy im going to bed! Night" Pulling again
But there grip is to strong for weak me
I look at both; and ask, who are these men?

His fingers going up me; pulling away
His friend leans forward; a kiss? Why?
His toungue moving mine; my eyes squint
Lean back and away; "Why are you doing this?"

No answer, i feel the pain inside me; him
Chucks the quilt on the floor; me to
I try and scamper away, but im not fast
"O Daddy please, i love you"

His friend; pulling at my nightie
And my Dad pulling my pants down
His friend pinning my hands to the floor
As my Dad lies himself on the ground

I squirm; as Daddy friend pulls me up
And places me ontop of Daddy; thrusts within
I cry; i bite; i scratch; i slap; i fail
"O Daddy please you win you win!"

I can feel my skin rip; my virginity breaking free
I can feel the blood seep down my leg
"Daddy your hurting me please"
I plead to him and his friend; not even a beg

Daddys laughing; why does he laugh?
His friend shoves himself in my mouth and moans
Tieing my hands togather; moving in and out
"Ride me Jessy" He laughs and groans

They smile at one another; laugh to
They roll me over and spread me wide wel
My daddy sits on my face; himself in again
While his friend talks and pushes himself inside

I can hardly breathe; i gag for air
I cough and splutter; cry and weep
I beg and plead; but its no use
Theyve already made me hurt and bleed

I stare into his eyes; that look upon me
This is not my Dad; where is he?
If he was still here; would he care
Would he actually even; see?

Finally they get of and lie me on the sofa
My cheeks blouchy from tears and pain
They play with them selfs; all over me
Rub it in; making me feel the shame

"Why Daddy? Please tell me why?"
Dad looks at his friend; and waves him away
"Jessy i love you" he smiles and kisses my cheek
"Is that all you have in your heart to say?"

He puts my nightie on me
I walks me to my bedroom door
Ever since that night; His friend
And himself every Friday come back for more

"Night sweet Girl; You are my life"
Closing the door, tears still down my face
Still the smell of him and his friend
Fade into me like disgrace

I watch the Moon go down; the sun come up
"Jessy its school" Knocking at my door
I cant help but cry; weep in pain
Because im so scared he wanted more

But one night daddy took it too far
Daddy and his friend came back for one last shot
They were worried they would get caught
So he and his friend took me to a cemetary lot

I was blindfolded and my hands were tied back
"Daddy please! Not tonight!"
Daddy and his friend both had their last fun
After that i tried to put up a fight

I begged daddy "Please no more!"
All he could say "Shut up you stupid whore!"
Daddy unblindfolded me at last
He said I love you so much

He went back into the car and pulled out a bat
"Daddy I swear I wont say a thing!"
I was dead
After only one swing...

Please if you care for all the children and women who have been raped
repost this bulletin with the Headline "A Rape Story"

‎1-Real MCR fans know more songs than The Black Parade.
2-Real MCR fans know Gerard Way's brother's name.
3-Real MCR fans shout 'YES!' when one of their songs come on.
4-Real MCR fans punch ANYONE for dissing MCR in any way.
5-Real MCR fans know the names of everyone in the band and what they do!
6-Real MCR fans don't say they're a fan just cause they like Gerard.
7-Real MCR fans know the words to all their songs.
8-Real MCR fans know what MCR stands for!
10-Real MCR fans have this on their profile!!!

1.Which of your band mates is most likely to accidentally stick a fork in a toaster?
Frank: Mikey.
And who would yell ‘Hey! It’s still plugged in!’?
Mikey: That would be me.
Gerard: I would definitely be the one yelling. I think we’re all very protective of Mikey for things like sticking forks in toasters.
Frank: It’s funny because when we were recording, me and Mikey lived together and I would go to Gerard after and be like, ‘I can’t believe he did this today.’
Mikey: Yeah, I would leave the tea on overnight.
Frank: God forbid that kid ever lives alone!
Gerard: He had to promise he would watch him because he likes to do this thing where he’ll take a heater into the shower and plug it in…
Frank: Oh god!
Gerard: …and there’s water everywhere!
Mikey: I did that one time…
Gerard: What about the times with the radio?
Mikey: …and I was pretty warm when I did it though.

Repost this if you truly believe in God

You know you're a My Chemical Romance Freak when

You know you're a My Chemical Romance Freak when
1. Your carpet is soaked with drool after watching them play on TV
2. You cry when u hear them play your favorite song live
3. You hear someone say My Chemical Romance and you snap to attention
4. You stand your ground and defend them when someone tries to criticize them
5. You feel like burning the TRL building down
6. You read a story and claim you saw one of the band members names, though its not there
7. You have a MCR song for every point in your day
8. You lick the TV when there on it, Mmm..MCR
9. You recite the words to the song when someone even mutters just a word of it.
10. You Live by the words of My Chemical Romance
11. You've asked your parents millions of times if you could make MCR your religion!

MY CHEMICAL ROMANCE BIBLE

Gerard Way puts the "laughter" in "manslaughter".

Mikey Way can slam revolving doors.

The chief export of The Frank Iero is pain.

Mikey Way counted to infinity...twice.

Frank Iero can divide by Zero.

The grass is always greener on the other side. Unless Gerard Way has been there, then its soaked with tears and blood.

The Frank Iero once visited the Virgin Islands. They are now The Islands.

Gerard Way sleeps with a night light. Not because Gerard Way is afraid of the dark, but the dark is afraid of Gerard Way.

Mikey Way is the reason Waldo is hiding.

A Tsunami is water running away from Bob Bryar.

Bob Bryar doesn't get brain freeze. Slurpees know when to back the fuck off.

Bob Bryar does not teabag the ladies. He potato-sacks them.

Mikey Way can speak braille.

Frank Iero jacks off to Monster Trucks.

Jeeves asks Ray Toro.

If The Bob Bryar is late, time better slow the fuck down.

Geico saved 15 a year by switching to Gerard Way.

Ray Toro went back in time and stopped the JFK assination by catching the bullet in mid air. JFK's head just exploded in sheer amazement.

Gerard Way has to sort his laundry into three loads: darks, whites, and bloodstains.

The most effective form of suicide known to man is to type "Frank Iero" into Google and hit "I'm Feeling Lucky!"

Jesus walked on water. Gerard Way walked on Jesus.

When Frank Iero gives you the finger, he's telling you how many seconds you have left to live.

Gerard Way doesn't use pick-up lines, he simply says, "Now."

Mikey Way is like a Tsunami, if you can see him coming it's already too late.

Bob Bryar ate the Stay Puff Marshmellow man.

Ray Toro didn't vote for Pedro. He deported him.

When God said, "Let there be light", Gerard Way said, "say please."

We've fired the bullets, and felt the revenge.
We are lacking the romance.
We've faced the bullies, and we gave 'em hell,
Then hung 'em high.
We've marched down Cemetery Drive
& we are now prepared to march in The Black Parade.
No one loves us, so we don't love you,
and these are our Famous Last Words.

Here's to the kids who were never okay,
who brought their bullets in return for your love.
To the kids who live life on the murder scene, seeking revenge on those who wronged them.
To the kids who lost their fear of falling,
who refuse to drink to show their support for Gerard's decision.
Here's to the kids who sign their name xoxo, fuck sincerely.
The kids who love demolition style, who would end their days in a hail of bullets for thy lover. Here's to the kids who will spend their nights dreaming of what life would be like if they were G. F. R. B. or M. instead of partying with others.
Here's to the kids who play with action figures instead of doing homework.
Here's to the kids who mourned over the loss of Mikey's glasses,
here's to the kids who put bars and X's over their eyes to be just like their heroes.
Here's to the kids who scream fuck you to anyone who starts shit with them.
Here's to the kids who believe they're vampires, just like the MCR boys.
Here's to the kids who were welcomed to the black parade.
Here's to the kids who are not afraid to keep on living or walk this world alone.
To the kids who could've been a better son.
Here's to the kids who raise their glasses high for tomorrow we die, and we all go to hell.
Here's to the kids who put sister to sleep, who set Ferris wheels ablaze.
To the kids who take pills that counteract the booze they drink.
Here's to the kids with poison and pills.
To the kids who Fire At Will.
Here's to the kids who loved pansy, and all its glory.
To the kids who cried at the sight of Robert Bryar burning on the set of FLW.
Here's to every soldier, vampire, and parader, to every Fan.
Here's to each and every one of you My Chemical Romance fans.
Your dedication is what makes the world go round.

MCRmy:
"I will always stand by them no matter what they do or decisions they make... as a die-hard soldier of the MCRmy...I solemnly swear to give my blood, sweat and tears for the sake and well being of Frank Iero, Gerard Way, Ray Toro, Mikey Way and Bob Bryar... "

-all the M.C.R fans out there(including me)

This is for all the kids who doodle MCR lyrics instead of paying attention in class.

This is for all the kids who listened to 'I'm Not Okay' on repeat because it made them feel like they weren't alone.

This is for all the kids who have seen 'Life On The Murder Scene' twenty bajillion times.

This is for all the kids who bought 'The Black Parade' the second it came out and clung to it like a security blanket for a month.

This is for all the kids who love Gerard, no matter what color his hair is.

This is for all the kids think Mikey is awesome, with or without glasses.

This is for all the kids who wish they could play guitar like Frank.

This is for all the kids were worried about Bob when he burnt his leg.

This is for all the kids who secretly fantasize about playing with Ray's hair.

This is for all the kids who know that as long as there is a My Chemical Romance, they will never be alone.

This is for all the kids who love My Chemical Romance with all their hearts.

This is for all the kids who wear their t-shirts not just to look cool, but to promote them too.

This is for all the kids who saved up their allowance for months, babysat, and mowed lawns to go to their concert and sing every word.

This is for all the kids who were never okay.

This is for the MCRmy.

Ten Commandments of the Black Parade

1. Thou shall accept death as it comes
2. Thou shall march and sing without question
3. Thou shall face fear and regret
4. Thou shall never let go of thy dreams
5. Thou shall give blood
6. Thou shall not fear thy sins
7. Thou shall protect thy brothers in arms
8. Thall shall darken thy clothes
9. Thou shall walk this world alone
shall carry on!

The Ten Commandments of My Chemical Romance

1. Thou shall not put a gun to thy lover's head.
2. Thou shall be willing to die for love.
3. Thou shall seek revenge on those who wrong you.
4. Thou shall be a demolition lover.
5. Thou shall unleash the bats.
6. Thou shall protect thy lover from everything (even vampires)
7. Thou shall respect the lords, Gerard, Mikey, Frank, Ray, and Bob.
8. Thou shall sing the holy hymns of the chemical romance
9. Thou shall see beauty in bloody love.
10. Thou shall carry on.

The Ten Commandments of Gerard Way

shall never let them take you alive.

shall drink Starbucks coffee

shall play World of Warcraft as an Undead Warrior

shall admit that they are not okay freely

shall unleash the fucking bats

shall strike violent poses

shall stay out of the light

shall suck thy enemies blood

shall overcome thy weaknesses

shall not be afraid to keep on living

The Ten Commandments of Frank Iero

1. Thou shall run around until thou can no longer breathe

2. Thou shall eat skittles

3. Thou shall let the singer feel thou up

4. Thou shall wear a badge on thy shirt collar or hood

5. Thou shall get tattoos

6. Thou shall kick random objects if they are in thy way (yes that means if they are in Gerard/Mikey too)

7. Thou shall grin with all teeth

8. Thou shall change hair style every year

9. Thou shall wear sunglasses in situations of conflict

10. Thou shall burn everything and call it Cajun

The Ten Commandments of Mikey Way

1. Thou shall move as little as possible on stage

2. Thou shall choose coffee as thy poison

3. Thou shall straighten hair with dignity

4. Thou shall love sushi as much as thineself

5. Thou shall be the spiritual advisor to thy peers

6. Thou shall wear glasses as close to falling off as possible

7. Thou shall have epic battles with brick walls

8. Thou shall hate small spaces, large spaces and grocery shopping

9. Thou shall love unicorns with all thy heart

10. Thou shall be dangerous around toasters/heaters

The Ten Commandments of Bob Bryar

1. Thou shall never get mad at those more annoying than thou

2. Thou shall look cool with sunglasses

3. Thou shall declare that Gerard makes thou heart burn openly

4. Thou shall love cats

5. Thou shall walk in the other direction/lash out if a camera is shown

6. Thou shall T.P New York

7. Thou shall drum until thou can drum no more

8. Thou shall give out Mikey Way's phone number

9. Thou shall be the hardest working drummer ever

10. Thou shall love Mr. Bean as thou equal

The Ten Commandments of Ray Toro

1. Thou shall head bang till thou can head bang no more

2. Thou shall stick thou hands in cupcakes

3. Thou shall hide thy contacts well (I never even knew he wore them)

4. Thou shall not like to read

5. Thou shall not bother to cook

6. Thou shall play until thou gets 'Guitar Burn'

7. Thou shall hate thou hair when straightened

8. Thou shall sing back up as if it were the most important part

9. Thou shall ask Gerard to not do 'that' in thy direction

10. Thou shall be proud of thou afro

Ways to Tell If You're a Real My Chemical Romance Fan

1.MCR fans know more songs than "Welcome to the Black Parade."
2. Real MCR fans know Gerard Way's brother's name.
3. Real MCR fans shout 'YES!' when one of their songs comes on.
4. Real MCR fans punch their cousins/brothers/parents/friends for dissing Gerard's hair.
5. Real MCR fans punch their cousins/brothers/parents/friends for dissing Gerard in general.
6. Real MCR fans know the names of everyone in the band and what they do.
7. Real MCR fans shop for hours just to find a jacket like the band's have for a MCR concert.
8. Real MCR fans take time to right on the front of all their underwear "I love Gerard."
9. Real MCR fans ask their mom "What's for dinner?" and are disappointed when she doesn't say Gerard.
10. Real MCR fans start smoking because they think they will be how like Frank and Gerard. not really
11. Real MCR fans ask for Bob the Bryar for Christmas and cry when they don't get him.
12. Real MCR fans do dirty things with their MCR action figures and are proud to admit it.
13. Real MCR fans sleep with a picture of MCR and actually have to wipe off the drool stains.
14. Real MCR fans piss themselves when they see them... on the television.
15. Real MCR fans would admit to let them rape you.
16. Real MCR fans go in a rendition of Three Cheers For Sweet Revenge when they hear a guy in a restaurant say "So Long"
17. Real MCR fans have this on their profile.
18. Real MCR fans giggle everytime Gerard Way says the word 'way' in his songs
19. Real MCR fans will scream "HAPPY BIRTHDAY, insert band member name here!" on his birthday, regardless of how quiet the room is.
20. Real MCR fans watch "Life On the Murder Scene" twice a day then apologize to plants.
21. Real MCR fans often zone out, listening to MCR in their heads, and when someone asks them a question they scream the lyrics they were just thinking of.
22. Real MCR fans write 'my' and 'romance' around the word 'chemical' when in science class.
23. Real MCR fans when hearing any word even slightly associated with MCR on the television, instantly freak out and turn up the volume.
24. Real MCR fans eat skittles and drink coke zero three times daily.
25. Real MCR fans have every MCR picture possible saved on their computer, and admit it proudly.
26. Real MCR fans have actually read and re-read and re-re-read etc. any MCR webpages they could find.
27. Real MCR fans can listen to a MCR song repeatedly and not get tired of said song. (no matter how many times you listen!)
28. MCR fans hear New Jersey and instantly think MCR MCR MCR MCR MCR!
29. Real MCR fans try their hardest to mention MCR in any project at school.
30. Real MCR fans spaz out when they see the word 'way' in books, on trucks, anywhere

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Chasing Dreams by Pureauthor reviews
On that fateful day in the tower, Rapunzel does not discover she is the Lost Princess. Instead, she sets out alongside Eugene to discover the world, seek adventure, and to chase her dreams that lie just beyond the horizon. A Tangled 'what-if' story.
Tangled - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 20,309 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 8/29/2017 - Published: 4/14/2017 - Rapunzel, Flynn R.
Life's (Waiting for) a Joke by Atsuyuri-sama reviews
'I love you' is only a band-aide, and Mother Gothel has ensured the joke's always on Rapunzel. A lifetime of discouragement leaves deeper wounds than any band-aide can handle.
Tangled - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,131 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/6/2016 - Rapunzel, Flynn R. - Complete
Goodbye Forever, My Love by Golden Vampire Eyes reviews
Bella is killed in a car accident. This is her funeral in Edward's POV.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,422 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 7/15/2015 - Published: 6/29/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Automatically by HangingOnYourEveryWord reviews
"My name is Isabella Swan and I just know things. Automatically." AU - Bella has a 'power' story. Set during Twilight. Definitely open to a title change. BxE. Rated T for some language.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,998 - Reviews: 244 - Favs: 344 - Follows: 369 - Updated: 5/29/2015 - Published: 10/15/2009 - Bella, Edward
The Silent Girl by LiveInLove reviews
Without a friend to talk to except her mother. Gabriella struggles through what it is like to go through your life deaf. No one cares, or so she thinks. What happens when she finds someone who actually cares and knows her name? TxG
High School Musical - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 67,237 - Reviews: 605 - Favs: 262 - Follows: 213 - Updated: 1/4/2015 - Published: 12/28/2008 - Troy B., Gabriella M. - Complete
You Came Back by Allybaz reviews
Troy and Gabriella were in love, but the future added strain to their relationship so they broke up. 5 years have passed and Troy and Gabriella meet once again, what will happen?
High School Musical - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 11,483 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 10/26/2012 - Published: 1/17/2008
Daddy's Little Girl by broken-inside-x reviews
Has anyone ever wondered what happened to Sonny's dad? Her world begins to fall apart around her when she recieves a harmless looking birthday card. please reveiw
Sonny with a Chance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 10 - Words: 10,138 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 85 - Updated: 7/24/2012 - Published: 9/21/2009 - Sonny M., Chad D. C.
What Happened to Daddy's Little Girl? by LiveInLove reviews
Carlos brings home a homeless Troy, his daughter who is a total daddy's girl starts to become a total Troy's little girl. What happens when Gabriella comes back into the picture after moving away with her family ? TxG Chapter 38 rated M.
High School Musical - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 44 - Words: 107,597 - Reviews: 708 - Favs: 197 - Follows: 161 - Updated: 4/22/2012 - Published: 7/8/2008 - Troy B., Gabriella M. - Complete
What's Left Of Me by todorokishoutos reviews
He remembered that day: "I hate you so much I wish you didn't exist!" -Be careful what you wish for, it may come true. When it does, his whole world crashes. Can Chad set things right- or is it too late for happy endings and second chances this time? CxS
Sonny with a Chance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 67,820 - Reviews: 224 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 117 - Updated: 4/18/2012 - Published: 7/22/2009 - Chad D. C., Sonny M.
Of All the Things I've Said by comet80 reviews
Naked Brothers Band/Nbb Alex Wolff is a big mouth. He blabs out everything, but when the only secret he actually has kept slips out by mistake, it changes his life completly.
Naked Brothers Band - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 27,225 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 4/11/2012 - Published: 6/6/2008 - Alex
Topaz Sunset by TwilightHayley reviews
The Cullens are new to town and Bella befriends them. But with hidden dangers and life-changing news ahead, it's only a matter of time before their friendship is put to the test. AU ExB
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 27,568 - Reviews: 787 - Favs: 413 - Follows: 297 - Updated: 2/3/2012 - Published: 4/25/2009 - Edward, Bella
To be human, like you by sacha-lee reviews
I'd do anything to be human again." What if Edward somehow managed to turn human again? What if he and Bella could lead a normal human life? Join Edward as he takes the road to humanity, experiencing everything he couldnt do before. ExB POST NEW MOON.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 31,295 - Reviews: 275 - Favs: 194 - Follows: 169 - Updated: 7/17/2011 - Published: 8/27/2009 - Bella, Edward
Oh, Baby! by jesuisamber reviews
Ms. Bitterman pairs Sonny and Chad up for a project in health class. Get ready for baby simulators, messy diapers, arguing, crying, loss of sleep, and maybe some love. Channy Multi-chapter xD
Sonny with a Chance - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 24 - Words: 43,585 - Reviews: 705 - Favs: 227 - Follows: 255 - Updated: 3/2/2011 - Published: 7/8/2009 - Chad D. C., Sonny M.
Right Beside You by blueflower1594 reviews
No matter how many times he annoyed her, Coraline would always stick with Wybie. No matter how many times she mocked him, Wybie would always follow Coraline anywhere. They had a unique friendship that no one could break. Not even the Beldam!..Right?
Coraline - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 42,632 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 2/19/2011 - Published: 3/24/2010 - Coraline J., Wybie L. - Complete
MySpace Love by camera enthusiast reviews
Just some bulletins, comments, IMs, and messages from the SWAC characters. :
Sonny with a Chance - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 23 - Words: 12,373 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 12/25/2010 - Published: 6/9/2010
Bella's Prank by edwardlover13 reviews
Bella finally pranked Emmett. EMMETT! What was it? And how will Emmett react. Rated M just incase.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 10,332 - Reviews: 165 - Favs: 174 - Follows: 165 - Updated: 12/4/2010 - Published: 8/17/2008 - Bella, Emmett
Afraid by WhimsicalWonderland reviews
All of his thoughts, fears, worries… everything someone only would know after being together for ages. But it's only been one year and she already knew everything. She was the one person Chad could say that he loved. And he was afraid. So very afraid.
Sonny with a Chance - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 856 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/24/2010 - Chad D. C., Sonny M. - Complete
Dark Moon Edward's New Moon by ButtercupSoph reviews
Dark Moon is an intimate glimpse into the mind of Edward Cullen during the darkest days of his existence. It is a journey of pain and sacrifice of the love Edward feels for Bella Swan and the depravity he thrusts upon himself to protect her.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 25 - Words: 76,524 - Reviews: 139 - Favs: 241 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 10/13/2010 - Published: 3/10/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Project Bitterman by xXxStompingOnRosesxXx reviews
Chad's having some trouble falling asleep. Can his girlfriend's forgetful ways and adventure help him get his well earned rest? Oh, yeah! PS. you all know Sonny's the girlfriend, right?
Sonny with a Chance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 543 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/6/2010 - Sonny M., Chad D. C. - Complete
You Believed in Me by AriSkyWriter reviews
Years ago, Chad received a fan letter from a little girl named Sonny. He's kept it after all these years, but one night Sonny discovers it. What happens when he discovers that the girl he loves is the girl who wrote him his very first fan letter?
Sonny with a Chance - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,797 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 9/15/2010 - Published: 8/14/2010 - Chad D. C., Sonny M. - Complete
Breathe Again by ysar reviews
If Alice hadn't seen Bella cliff-dive, what would have happened? Would Bella have given in to her feelings for Jacob? Was she even capable of moving on? Victoria's hunting, Edward's coming back-and that's just the beginning!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 76 - Words: 177,679 - Reviews: 6895 - Favs: 2,417 - Follows: 1,963 - Updated: 9/11/2010 - Published: 11/11/2008 - Bella, Jacob
Of Poppycock and Microwave Oatmeal by skwirelygurli reviews
When Chad is stuck at Sonny's during a winter storm, what will happen? Channy.
Sonny with a Chance - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 15,949 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 9/4/2010 - Published: 7/18/2010 - Chad D. C., Sonny M. - Complete
Designated Visiting Hours by AndraLee reviews
Bella welcomed Edward back into her life with open arms, but Charlie isn't so forgiving. In fact, Charlie looks for every opportunity to make Edward miserable, or at least uncomfortable, so grounding Bella has been a way to punish Edward, too.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 39,671 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 8/21/2010 - Published: 3/31/2009 - Edward, Bella
PickUp Lines Gone Wrong by XxSmashingPandasxX reviews
Pick-up lines bring Chad and Sonny together...but Chad's not the one saying them. Which is the reason he loves her responses so much.
Sonny with a Chance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,746 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 8/20/2010 - Published: 8/18/2010 - Chad D. C., Sonny M. - Complete
Channy ways of life by SonnyChadFan reviews
Response to HoLlIwOoDbOuNd13's 100 chapter challenge. Follow the channy transition through frenemies, friends, best friends, friends with benefits, love and much more in a 100 chapters. T for later chapters.
Sonny with a Chance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 39 - Words: 106,633 - Reviews: 627 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 90 - Updated: 8/18/2010 - Published: 11/15/2009 - Chad D. C., Sonny M.
Four Almost Kisses by Rachel Mantegna reviews
Originally 'The Four Times Chad Almost Kissed Sonny and the One Time He Did'. Takes place while Chad and Sonny are dating. Very Channy.
Sonny with a Chance - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,608 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/16/2010 - Chad D. C., Sonny M. - Complete
Six Stages of Grief by Lackadaisical Pajamas reviews
Sonny tired of being forced into secrecy ends things with an unwilling Chad. Follow Chad trough the Six Stages of Grief where he will learn things about himself, others, and even love. Channy of course, please read and review :
Sonny with a Chance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 41,932 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 8/16/2010 - Published: 8/11/2009 - Sonny M., Chad D. C. - Complete
Shigure's Synopsis on Football by Shh - my pen name is pen name reviews
"What's football?" Momiji questioned. "Well..." Shigure began. We all know how his brain works Hot girls, sex and stripping and you better be prepared for his answer. Rated T for sexual wording, not a lemon.
Fruits Basket - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 480 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 10 - Published: 8/11/2010 - Shigure S. - Complete
Disguise Surprise by Twipi reviews
A COLLAB WITH HeyIt'sME2610! she's awesome! Check her out! Chad wants to know what Sonny's ideal man is, but he has to go to drastic measures. ONE-SHOT and once again, A COLLAB WITH HeyIt'sME2610!
Sonny with a Chance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,198 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/9/2010 - Chad D. C., Sonny M. - Complete
Mice Maze Craze by AbbielovesChanny reviews
"What's this?" I asked Zora. "A maze. "No, I mean what's it for. And Tawni, why do you look scared?" "The answer to both of those questions is the same. The reason for the maze and Tawni's fright is this." One-shot, Channy and other pairings.
Sonny with a Chance - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,828 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/8/2010 - Sonny M., Chad D. C. - Complete
Pauly and Pee Pals by best with breadsticks reviews
One-shot: Chad has been keeping a secret ever since "The Goody Gang". And when Sonny lets it slip, he finds himself learning more about himself than he ever thought. For YOURE SO KATIE's song lyric challenge: "I wanna thank you for making..."
Sonny with a Chance - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,418 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/7/2010 - Chad D. C., Sonny M. - Complete
Into the Cave by best with breadsticks reviews
One-shot: Chad plans a romantic date in an unexpected place. For Sugar Rush4eva
Sonny with a Chance - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,322 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/7/2010 - Chad D. C., Sonny M. - Complete
Photo Booth by Julia Sonshine reviews
And then I saw it. Suddenly a chorus of angels' voices filled my head, and the amazing photo booth was surrounded by a divine light. "Chad? Can we take some pictures?" I asked. "Really, Sonny? Really?". Channy one-shot, for Abbie.
Sonny with a Chance - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,808 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/6/2010 - Sonny M., Chad D. C. - Complete
Walls Speak Louder Than Words by Everafterjunkie reviews
When you're having trouble saying those three important words to the girl of your dreams there's always one thing you can do. What could be more romantic then showing her a wall...? Showing her the I Love You Wall. Channy Oneshot. For Danci and Teddy :
Sonny with a Chance - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,566 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/31/2010 - Chad D. C., Sonny M. - Complete
Chad Dylan Cooper Question and Answer Session! by carebearfrost reviews
CDC here, what it do? Today I'm going to give fans a look into my life by answering questions sent in my fans, here we go! For FastReader22's Pick a Number Challenge!
Sonny with a Chance - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,923 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 7/30/2010 - Published: 5/15/2010 - Chad D. C. - Complete
What I go to School For by tentitoo reviews
After a month of of argues and bickering, which reflected negatively on their grades, Mrs Bitterman decided to sent Chad and Sonny to High School for a "reality adjustment". Channy HIATUS
Sonny with a Chance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 39,157 - Reviews: 522 - Favs: 205 - Follows: 198 - Updated: 7/29/2010 - Published: 7/9/2009 - Sonny M., Chad D. C.
Sonny With A Chance Of Chad by s0mewhereinneverland reviews
A Surprise guest star forces Sonny and Chad to realise their feelings for one another. One Shot, R&R
Sonny with a Chance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,912 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 25 - Published: 7/26/2010 - Sonny M., Chad D. C. - Complete
Sharing by XxSmashingPandasxX reviews
Sonny always thought that Chad's possessive nature was annoying. But it can tell a lot about a person. REALLY fluffy, Channy filled one-shot.
Sonny with a Chance - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,860 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/23/2010 - Chad D. C., Sonny M. - Complete
Glistening Teardrops by LOLChanny819 reviews
They said rain wasn't the sky's way of crying. They were wrong. They said the sun would always chase the day. They were wrong. They said Sonny Monroe could never, would never, break. They were wrong. Now who's there to pick up the pieces?
Sonny with a Chance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 30,610 - Reviews: 465 - Favs: 133 - Follows: 94 - Updated: 7/17/2010 - Published: 5/19/2010 - Sonny M., Chad D. C. - Complete
Down by alittlefaithinme2 reviews
Based on the song by Jay Sean. When Sonny's dad dies, who's going to help her smile again? CHANNY!
Sonny with a Chance - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,046 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/16/2010 - Chad D. C., Sonny M. - Complete
Urban Hills by sun-emperor reviews
When a parody of Mackenzie Falls is made, Chad and cast declare war on So Random! once more.
Sonny with a Chance - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 11,446 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 7/14/2010 - Published: 8/20/2009
So Many Syndromes by Everafterjunkie reviews
Still sulking about PFS, Chad invents his own syndrome; KCS. However when Chad uses Kissed by Chad Syndrome on Sonny, he inadvertently upsets her. Can he use his creation of syndromes to make things right again? Channy/One-shot. For Nicole.
Sonny with a Chance - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,198 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/13/2010 - Chad D. C., Sonny M. - Complete
Emmett and Bella Get Kicked Out of WalMart by The Brown Eyed Writer reviews
Emmett and Bella go to Wal-Mart and cause trouble. They get caught and Edward has to come home from a hunting trip to pick them up. See what happens when you take Emmett into Wal-Mart and he causes trouble! Hilarious! R&R! Em&B bonding time! Oneshot!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,694 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 242 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 7/12/2010 - Published: 12/30/2009 - Bella, Emmett - Complete
How to delike someone by sleepycup reviews
Chad falls head over heels. How do you "de-like" someone? Remove all trace of the person. Stop thinking of the person. Fall in love with someone else. He goes over crazy steps to stop himself falling for Sonny. But that can't stop destiny... One-shot
Sonny with a Chance - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,552 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 7/5/2010 - Published: 6/8/2010 - Chad D. C., Sonny M. - Complete
We're Family Now by horsejumper127 reviews
A sweet moment shared between Bella and Jasper during a thunderstorm. Bella/Jasper Friendship.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,361 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 144 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 7/1/2010 - Published: 6/30/2010 - Bella, Jasper - Complete
Kodak Moment by horsejumper127 reviews
Jasper and Bella spend the day together, and a moment of horror brings them closer together. Jasper/Bella friendship
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,422 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 7/1/2010 - Published: 6/16/2010 - Bella, Jasper - Complete
Getting Kicked Out Of Wal Mart by readinangel reviews
When Alice get an email about what not to do in Wal Mart, she decides she wants to test them out. She brings Em, Ed, Bell, Rose, and Jazz along, and it results in choas! Warning: you will laugh. Characters mostly in cannon!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 28 - Words: 20,835 - Reviews: 1312 - Favs: 514 - Follows: 250 - Updated: 7/1/2010 - Published: 2/4/2009 - Complete
Midnight Desire by Twilightzoner reviews
An All Human parody of Midnight Sun. AH, AU and consequently OOC. No blood lust - just uncontrollable human lust. Smut filled fun . . .
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Parody/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 89,654 - Reviews: 5414 - Favs: 7,141 - Follows: 3,410 - Updated: 7/1/2010 - Published: 7/13/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Falling for Sonny by DancingRaindrops reviews
Chad's POV for "Falling for the Falls". Second chapter added for Part 2!
Sonny with a Chance - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,916 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 6/30/2010 - Published: 1/18/2010 - Chad D. C., Sonny M. - Complete
Check Out Chad by SciFiGeek14 reviews
Chad goes to his first live viewing of So Random! but what do the Randoms have in store for him? Channy. after FftFs Part 2. One-shot
Sonny with a Chance - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,190 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/25/2010 - Chad D. C., Sonny M. - Complete
Betrayals by BiteMe1918 reviews
AU All Human. A drunk Edward accidentally cheats on Bella. Now he has to deal with the consequences - all of them. Please Read and Review! Rated T for safety.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 12,315 - Reviews: 237 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 133 - Updated: 6/23/2010 - Published: 7/6/2008
Total Drama Team Fortress by VeralicProductions reviews
With Total Drama Island canceled for unknown reasons, the campers are all called back to participate in a new, more deadly and action-packed show full of guns and...more guns! R&R, Enjoy.
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 74 - Words: 328,044 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 6/20/2010 - Published: 9/5/2008
The Truth within forever by xxgymnasticsxxmusicxx reviews
Sonny is having troubles at home, and is being bothered by someone who just won't leave her life. Who comes to the rescue? read and find out "Please, I... I love you. " CHANNY! lots of action, drama, and comedy : the story is good. summary is bad
Sonny with a Chance - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 15 - Words: 20,561 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 6/20/2010 - Published: 6/24/2009 - Chad D. C., Sonny M.
Handwriting by princesstaranee reviews
Your Fs look like knives, your Ts like floppy hats and your Ss are lovely and loopy. Don't you ever leave me.
Sonny with a Chance - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 873 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 7 - Published: 6/18/2010 - Chad D. C., Sonny M. - Complete
The Dare by Consulting Centurion reviews
Bella and the Cullens play truth or dare
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,939 - Reviews: 129 - Favs: 176 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 6/15/2010 - Published: 6/20/2007 - Complete
Princess Sonny by Friends4Change reviews
When Chad is assigned to rewrite a classic fairytale, he doesn't have the first clue how to begin. So, of course, he goes to Sonny for help. Written by DancingRaindrops.
Sonny with a Chance - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,687 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 8 - Published: 6/12/2010 - Chad D. C., Sonny M. - Complete
NBB:Early Years by hangman005 reviews
Set before the movie this prequel explains how Alex got addicted to lemon lime soda. - NEW CHAPTER UP!
Naked Brothers Band - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 14 - Words: 14,952 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 6/10/2010 - Published: 3/16/2009
Bulletin Love by lalawriter2000 reviews
Sonny and Chad reveal their love... Through cyberspace. What will we learn? What will be said? Well, I'm not going to tell you, so you must read! Rated T to be safe.
Sonny with a Chance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 5,813 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 6/4/2010 - Published: 8/11/2009 - Chad D. C., Sonny M.
Spongebob by Sugar Rush4eva reviews
-"Why don't you like Spongebob?" "I don't know, he's just too happy all the time." "Thats no reason to hate someone."
Sonny with a Chance - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 813 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/2/2010 - Chad D. C., Sonny M. - Complete
Love Greater than a Vampire's by cookiewar reviews
Chad and Sonny watching Twilight and somehow, they end up confessing their feelings.
Sonny with a Chance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,496 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/29/2010 - Chad D. C., Sonny M. - Complete
The Video Exchange by rubywalls reviews
Sonny exposes Chad's biggest secret on national television and breaks the person she was so sure was un-breakable.
Sonny with a Chance - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 27 - Words: 20,369 - Reviews: 379 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 106 - Updated: 5/23/2010 - Published: 6/17/2009 - Chad D. C., Sonny M.
Midsummer Sun by jacksons98 reviews
A Midnight Sun like story with an AU mythological Bella. Loosely follows Twilight only in this story Bella is the mystery. How long would it have taken Edward to figure our that he was falling in love with Bella if Alice hadn't spelled it out for him?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 15 - Words: 38,197 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 5/19/2010 - Published: 6/14/2009
The Legend of Candy Face Unabridged by short.memories reviews
So Random!" & MacKenzie Falls are forced to camp in the same woods where Candy Face lurks! What could go RIGHT? Get ready for laughs & love! A collaboration between lifeisveryshortsoami & TrinityFlower of Memories based on the season 2 future episode!
Sonny with a Chance - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 53,954 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 5/2/2010 - Published: 3/4/2010 - Sonny M., Chad D. C. - Complete
Did You Scream Enough To Make Her Cry? by NewVoice reviews
“Chad Dylan Cooper!” Sonny yelled, causing Chad to stop once again and cringe. “I swear to God Chad, if I leave now I am never coming back to you.” She threatened.
Sonny with a Chance - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,765 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 4/28/2010 - Published: 2/18/2010 - Sonny M., Chad D. C. - Complete
Transcending the façades by phyfrea reviews
Sonny and Chad face their fears and confront their insecurities. Set during their first date. Post Falling for the Falls. Written before FFTF-1 and FFTF-2.
Sonny with a Chance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,539 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/24/2010 - Chad D. C., Sonny M. - Complete
To Resteal A Heart by Everafterjunkie reviews
Tray Brothers stole a lot of things when he came to the set of So Random. When Tray sees the relationship between Chad and Sonny, he decides he wants to steal that too, will Chad let that happen? The Channy Version of Sonny With A Song. One-shot/Channy
Sonny with a Chance - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,937 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 10 - Published: 4/23/2010 - Chad D. C., Sonny M. - Complete
Sonny with a Chance of Bad Luck by oblivious-massacre reviews
Sonny Monroe’s week started off bad, and has gotten nothing but worse. Everything she does it seems there is something bad that ruins it. What happens when Chad wants to help her find out what’s going on? Channy!
Sonny with a Chance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 23 - Words: 81,768 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 4/20/2010 - Published: 3/11/2010 - Complete
No More Tears by oblivious-massacre reviews
What happens when Sonny has a dream that Chad dies and realizes her real feelings for him? CHANNY! Oneshot
Sonny with a Chance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,334 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 7 - Published: 4/19/2010 - Chad D. C., Sonny M. - Complete
Five Weddings and a Wedding by DancingRaindrops reviews
Over the years, many couples get married and some are remarried. Here's a look at Chad and Sonny's interaction throughout five weddings. And one more.
Sonny with a Chance - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,043 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 10 - Published: 4/16/2010 - Sonny M., Chad D. C. - Complete
Knight vs Cooper by DancingRaindrops reviews
Chad discovers Sonny's secret passion for Disney Channel and its original movies. Perhaps there's one in particular that she loves. And perhaps she's crushing on the star. And perhaps Chad won't exactly be happy to hear about it. Humorous one-shot.
Sonny with a Chance - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,710 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/11/2010 - Chad D. C., Sonny M. - Complete
First Class by Sugar Rush4eva reviews
Flying first class is never boring when you're flying with Sonny and Chad
Sonny with a Chance - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,167 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 10 - Published: 4/9/2010 - Chad D. C., Sonny M. - Complete
Letters in Bio by emonessxvampiress reviews
A result of a certain Social Studies class, OOC, humorous.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 1,652 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 4/7/2010 - Published: 9/12/2008 - Complete
Spouses, Kids, and Boxes on Wheels by DancingRaindrops reviews
All-dialogue one-shot. A random conversation between Chad and Sonny leads to a game of MASH.
Sonny with a Chance - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,015 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/6/2010 - Chad D. C., Sonny M. - Complete
He's Our Son by NenaFury reviews
SWAC. “You got me a dog?” “It’s not just your dog. Face it Sonny that dog needs male guidance so we share custody of it.” Sonny/Chad!
Sonny with a Chance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,262 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 9 - Published: 4/3/2010 - Chad D. C., Sonny M. - Complete
Boxers Or Briefs by passionfornight reviews
The most important question. Boxers Or Breifs?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 10,479 - Reviews: 236 - Favs: 205 - Follows: 136 - Updated: 3/28/2010 - Published: 7/5/2006 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Ridiculous! by pinkconchshell reviews
Tawni, Nico, Grady, and Zora are suspicious when they catch Sonny and Chad sneaking around together. All signs point to them dating...has it finally happened? Leave it to Tawni to find out.
Sonny with a Chance - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,034 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/22/2010 - Chad D. C., Sonny M. - Complete
No Matter What by LauraHannah90 reviews
Renesmee is growing up, and wants to spend more time alone. But when she gets caught in the sun, she needs one person more than anyone; her daddy. One-Shot.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,231 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 13 - Published: 3/18/2010 - Renesmee C./Nessie, Edward - Complete
St Patrick's Day Pinches by DancingRaindrops reviews
Do YOU know why people who don't wear green are pinched on St. Patrick's Day? Because you better have a good reason for pinching someone when they ask you for it. Especially if that person is Chad Dylan Cooper. Holiday fluff, not written in 2nd person.
Sonny with a Chance - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,027 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/17/2010 - Chad D. C., Sonny M. - Complete
Insomniacs in Hollywood by SwacAddict reviews
When a sleepless night for both Sonny and Chad result in a late night phone call, could it also lead to a confession? Based off the song "Obsessed", by Miley Cyrus. Chad/Sonny, OneShot.
Sonny with a Chance - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,982 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/16/2010 - Sonny M., Chad D. C. - Complete
Worst Case Scenario by Sunnyvalley reviews
You know I'll always love you right?" "Oh My Gosh! You're breaking up with me?" Chad always thinks of the worst case scenario. Twist ending. Channy! Read and Review! Hope you enjoy, T for safety because I doubt it could be a "disney" episode
Sonny with a Chance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,042 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/15/2010 - Chad D. C., Sonny M. - Complete
Of Skinny Jeans and I Love Yous by SwacAddict reviews
What if “Walk a Mile in my Pants” had ended differently, giving Chad the opportunity to let Sonny know what, or rather who, he really loves? Chad/Sonny, OneShot.
Sonny with a Chance - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 981 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/15/2010 - Sonny M., Chad D. C. - Complete
Differences by LauraHannah90 reviews
When Bella wakes, she has a reminder that, despite her vampire boyfriend, she is just like every other human teenager out there. Edwards POV. One-shot.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,999 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/15/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Tween Choice by Everafterjunkie reviews
Chad's furious when he finds out Zanessa's been nominated as Cutest Couple, a category he's not eligable in. So when Chad hears about the Channy phenomenon he's found his solution. The problem? Sonny thinks he's an egotistical jerkface. Channy two-shot
Sonny with a Chance - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,114 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 3/14/2010 - Published: 3/13/2010 - Chad D. C., Sonny M. - Complete
Stormy with Patches of Sky by DancingRaindrops reviews
Chad. Sonny. Sonny. Chad. You know they're perfect for each other. But do you remember all the reasons why? Here are all the moments that created Channy, relived episode by episode through Sonny's POV. Please read and review.
Sonny with a Chance - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 26,026 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 3/13/2010 - Published: 11/21/2009 - Sonny M., Chad D. C. - Complete
The Second Wedding by PrincessSomething reviews
From after Tiana and Naveen's bayou frog wedding to their New Orleans human wedding. Follow their journey as they juggle planning a wedding, fixing a restaurant, a day job, and dealing with the in-laws.
Princess and the Frog - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 19,784 - Reviews: 149 - Favs: 265 - Follows: 83 - Updated: 3/13/2010 - Published: 1/3/2010 - Tiana, Prince Naveen - Complete
Twilight: Channy Edition by eatlesschickin reviews
It's Sonny Munroe's first day at Condor Studios, and she has already caught the eye of Chad Dylan Cooper, a popular tv star who secludes himself and doesn't date. Will fate bring them together? Non vamp. Rated T. Complete.
Sonny with a Chance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 18,642 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 3/13/2010 - Published: 1/24/2010 - Chad D. C., Sonny M. - Complete
Don't Stop Believing by bougeotte reviews
What happens when Sonny passes away? REVISED VERSION. I fixed it because there were some problems with the plot. One-shot. Zora's POV. Don't worry, no Chad/Zora romance! Channy. Rated T for character death and a little cussing.
Sonny with a Chance - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,602 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 3/9/2010 - Published: 3/6/2010 - Zora L., Chad D. C. - Complete
Alphabet Weekends by Jonas x Knight reviews
He's Chad Dylan Cooper for crying out loud! He can get any girl he wants... or so he thinks. So, how does he end up taking an unimpressed Sonny out on 26 alphabetized dates? A bet perhaps? Who will win? Pure Channy from A - Z!
Sonny with a Chance - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 60,470 - Reviews: 699 - Favs: 214 - Follows: 246 - Updated: 3/8/2010 - Published: 6/22/2009 - Chad D. C., Sonny M.
Somebody Cares by DancingRaindrops reviews
A look at the progression of our favorite couple's lives. "Looks like somebody cares."
Sonny with a Chance - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 965 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/1/2010 - Chad D. C., Sonny M. - Complete
If We Were A Movie by DancingRaindrops reviews
Sequel to Guess Who's NOT Coming to Guest Star! Has no relation to the song, I simply lacked inspiration for the title. :D There's an opportunity for Channy to star in a movie - Chad's all for it, but Sonny's not so sure. Will their relationship survive?
Sonny with a Chance - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 24,950 - Reviews: 156 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 3/1/2010 - Published: 11/23/2009 - Chad D. C., Sonny M. - Complete
Dog Tags by meadow567 reviews
Oneshot: What happened to Jake's dog tags?
Avatar - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,120 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 10 - Published: 2/21/2010 - Jake S., Neytiri
Birthday Present by LauraHannah90 reviews
Alice tells Bella that Edward's birthday is coming up, but what can Bella get the vampire who has everything? Bella finally decides on something that she knows he wants, something he'd never expect to receive. One-Shot
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,281 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 10 - Published: 2/21/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Small Bundle of Joy by kelswii reviews
Esme is human when she meets Carlisle and they have baby Bella. This story follows Bella's life as the baby of the Cullen family. ExB Fluff
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 51,089 - Reviews: 195 - Favs: 634 - Follows: 241 - Updated: 2/20/2010 - Published: 11/8/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
ChadTastic by TheatreOfDreams reviews
“Please just stop.” Sonny said, shaking her head. “No. It's genius… It’s… well it’s Chad-tastic.” XxChannyxX Oneshot .
Sonny with a Chance - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 819 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/19/2010 - Chad D. C., Sonny M. - Complete
To Love and to Loathe by DancingRaindrops reviews
-"After all, your feelings are so strong for me that they should be described using strong words. No matter what the feeling."- Chad objects to Sonny's description of her feelings for him. All dialogue. Please R&R!
Sonny with a Chance - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,113 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/19/2010 - Chad D. C., Sonny M. - Complete
Love Story by pearlchavez reviews
“Tell me how it happened,” Sonny Munroe asked Chad Dylan Cooper. She was lying in the bed, her arms reaching out to him. “Tell me how you finally realised that I’m the one for you.”
Sonny with a Chance - Rated: K - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,114 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/15/2010 - Chad D. C., Sonny M. - Complete
After the Cookie by AlliPaige reviews
We all know the story. Chad chokes, Sonny saves him, he denies it. But what happens AFTER Zora and Dakota let them go? One-shot
Sonny with a Chance - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,256 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 9 - Published: 2/15/2010 - Sonny M., Chad D. C. - Complete
Wizardy Tape Recorder by DemiandSelenaFan reviews
Sonny and Chad are happyily secretly dating. But what happens when someone who made them admit their attraction to each other last time she was at the studios returns? Whos is the visitor? Will their secret be revealed? CHANNY FLUFF. But its good! R&R pl
Sonny with a Chance - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,459 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/14/2010 - Complete
Sonny with a Chance of Hospital Romance by emmaspirate reviews
Sonny vists Chad after he has surgury and things get a little interesting. Read to find out what. OneShot
Sonny with a Chance - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,291 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 6 - Published: 2/14/2010 - Chad D. C., Sonny M. - Complete
Hit Me Harder Cupid by Everafterjunkie reviews
Valentines Day two-shot. When lurking in the basement of Condour Studios, Nico and Grady find a peculiar heart-shaped arrow, when the two start hitting their friends, they realise that the arrow has special powers. Will the arrow work for Chad and Sonny?
Sonny with a Chance - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,901 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 2/12/2010 - Published: 2/9/2010 - Sonny M., Chad D. C. - Complete
Father and Son by LauraHannah90 reviews
Edward has just returned from the Volturi, and after putting Bella to bed, he takes a detour home. Carlisle and Esme are waiting for him to discuss his suicide attempt. How will they cope when they realise he's planning on doing it all again?
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,824 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 12 - Published: 2/12/2010 - Edward, Carlisle - Complete
Interview Admit by Paramore4eva0602 reviews
And the passion and need collided along with a collection of sparks
Sonny with a Chance - Rated: K - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,960 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/11/2010 - Sonny M., Chad D. C. - Complete
Snow Days and the Puppy Bowl by thespeechlessconversation reviews
It's a snow day at Condor Studios, and Sonny has the whole studio too herself. Or so she thinks. She ends up with the best day of her life, including sledding and Animal Planet.
Sonny with a Chance - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,198 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/10/2010 - Sonny M., Chad D. C. - Complete
Secret Admirers by DancingRaindrops reviews
Someone decides to send a romantic love letter to the valentine of their dreams. Only problem? It's anonymous. And when it's delivered to the wrong recipient, things get out of hand. Response to mimo7197's challenge!
Sonny with a Chance - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,372 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/9/2010 - Complete
Moovie Night by SciFiGeek14 reviews
After Marshall's OK to the Prom, the cast of So Random!, under duress from prom queen Tawni, decide to throw another Prom. After what happened last time, Sonny's not looking forward to it, and Chad has another 'moment'. Chaddy Oneshot. 1st SWAC FF.
Sonny with a Chance - Rated: K - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,288 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/31/2010 - Chad D. C., Sonny M. - Complete
Use Somebody by valjanex reviews
They live the perfect life that everyone wishes they had. At least that's what they act out on cameras, but when the lights go down and the makeup comes off, it's something entirely different. Chad/Sonny.
Sonny with a Chance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,896 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 1/30/2010 - Published: 7/10/2009 - Sonny M., Chad D. C.
Sonny With A Chance Of Christmas by Solid Script reviews
When Chad accidentally Tells Sonny That he can't go home 4 christmas. What does she do? What happens when Portlyn and James joins them? rated T for swearing. READ END A/N IF YOU'VE READ ALREADY!
Sonny with a Chance - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 17,135 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 1/28/2010 - Published: 12/7/2009 - Chad D. C., Sonny M. - Complete
To end the Pain by CullenTwilightFan reviews
Set in new moon. Bella is suicidal, she never became friends with Jacob and she finally decides to end it. Rated T for suicide and bad language.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,625 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 15 - Published: 1/26/2010 - Bella, Edward
To the Bayou and Back Again by PrincessSomething reviews
Unseen scenes from Naveen's perspective. From his first meeting on the balcony with Tiana, follow our prince and his beloved Evangeline.
Princess and the Frog - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,109 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 14 - Published: 1/19/2010 - Prince Naveen, Tiana - Complete
PS I Hate You by pearlchavez reviews
I wasn’t with Chad Dylan Cooper when he died. No one was...
Sonny with a Chance - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,571 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/17/2010 - Sonny M., Chad D. C. - Complete
Sonny With A Chance of More Fake Dating by Little Miss Julia Sunshine reviews
Chad has a 'slip' and says he's dating Sonny in an interview. After a meeting with Mr. Condor, they start fake dating. But the line between fake and real starts to blur... Channy, multi-chapter.
Sonny with a Chance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 25,856 - Reviews: 775 - Favs: 267 - Follows: 306 - Updated: 1/17/2010 - Published: 7/25/2009 - Chad D. C., Sonny M.
Buddies With Benefits by Rita.Marie reviews
Sonny Munroe & Chad Dylan Cooper go from enemies to friends with benefits. But, are the make-out sessions just a cover up towards the feelings for each other? Read to find out.
Sonny with a Chance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 15,265 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 1/17/2010 - Published: 1/8/2010 - Sonny M., Chad D. C. - Complete
A Rock, Me, and a Hard Place by writerchic16 reviews
Post-Alex Charms a Boy. Oh, Alex remembered what Future Harper said about Mason, alright. And she's bracing herself.
Wizards of Waverly Place - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,161 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/13/2010 - Alex R. - Complete
Sonny's Super Silly Slumber Party! by TrinityFlower of Memories reviews
Sonny has the house to herself and "So Random" sleeps over! What happens when Chad shows up-invited? With a night filled with endless pranks, laughs and messes, it's hard to know the outcome! Channy included! So get ready for a hilarious night!
Sonny with a Chance - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 84,228 - Reviews: 1154 - Favs: 286 - Follows: 203 - Updated: 1/13/2010 - Published: 6/26/2009 - Sonny M., Chad D. C. - Complete
Have You Ever? by DancingRaindrops reviews
Have you ever felt like the moment you've been waiting for all your life has suddenly come, and you have no idea what to do about it? A bit of insight into Chad's mind during "Falling for the Falls".
Sonny with a Chance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 581 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/12/2010 - Chad D. C., Sonny M. - Complete
Frog Legs by Danny Phantom SG-1 reviews
Tiana refuses to allow a particular entree to appear on her restaurant's menu, and Naveen tries to help her argument along. Silliness follows in this rather short oneshot.
Princess and the Frog - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,692 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/11/2010 - Prince Naveen, Tiana - Complete
A Twinkling by cware reviews
Christmas time has rolled around. Sonny has nowhere to go for vacation, and Chad doesn't want to go home. When these two are brought together, can they make it a Holiday to remember? Channy!
Sonny with a Chance - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 56,088 - Reviews: 445 - Favs: 167 - Follows: 120 - Updated: 1/10/2010 - Published: 7/1/2009 - Sonny M., Chad D. C.
So Far, Not So Great by SwacAddict reviews
Continuation of Sonny: So Far. Sonny and Chad have finally confessed their true feelings for each other. Great, right? Wrong. Instead things are awkward and completely different than before. Can they work out the kinks and make things work? Two/ThreeShot.
Sonny with a Chance - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,185 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 1/9/2010 - Published: 11/29/2009 - Sonny M., Chad D. C. - Complete
Your Not Yourself, Jake by LeahSwitzerland reviews
Eclipse setting. Jacob is still fight for Bella and he's fighting dirty.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,181 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 1/8/2010 - Published: 11/16/2008 - Bella, Jacob
Chad With A Chance Of Alcohol by pearlchavez reviews
Chad stumbles in to the prop house and runs into Sonny, and luckily for her he's quite an honest drunk, but what happens when he tells her everything she's ever wanted to know and then forgets it the next day?
Sonny with a Chance - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 61,726 - Reviews: 222 - Favs: 132 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 1/6/2010 - Published: 12/23/2009 - Sonny M., Chad D. C. - Complete
Zora, Zora, Zora by SonnyChadFan reviews
Zora gets her first crush and she goes to the So Random cast on tips to get him to like her. Rule number one: Never go to the So Random cast for relationship advice. Too little too late. One shot!
Sonny with a Chance - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,499 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/3/2010 - Zora L. - Complete
Home Videos by TeddyLuver reviews
When the Cooper kids start to fight, Tawni brings over some home videos to teach them a lesson. What do these videos contain? And can the kids learn from their parents mistakes? Fluffy one-shot. Channy, with implied Tawnico.
Sonny with a Chance - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,343 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/30/2009 - Chad D. C., Sonny M. - Complete
Of Fairytales and Frogs by maramouse reviews
Naveen tells the story of the Princess and the Frog to his young daughter, but changes a few details on the way.
Princess and the Frog - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,039 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/28/2009 - Prince Naveen, Tiana - Complete
Twilight Commercials: The Series by pandorasnotebook reviews
Popular commercials written TWILIGHT STYLE! What more can I say...R&R
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 13 - Words: 13,527 - Reviews: 561 - Favs: 244 - Follows: 165 - Updated: 12/27/2009 - Published: 5/25/2008
A New Look by DancingRaindrops reviews
When Chad reads an article about him, he's convinced that Sonny wrote it. When he confronts her about it, however, things don't exactly go according to plan. Read author's note for information about actual SWAC season 2!
Sonny with a Chance - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,309 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/27/2009 - Chad D. C., Sonny M. - Complete
Hangman by Mia M. Turner reviews
After Bella's unfortunate encounter with James that landed her in the hospital, she can't sleep, and asks Edward to come play a quick game with her. ExB
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,317 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/27/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
A Whole New Year by TiaTodd reviews
It is customary for couples to kiss at the beginning of a new year. In this case, however, Sonny and Chad aren't exactly a couple...yet. If you don't like reading in first person, consider this a warning.
Sonny with a Chance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 15,502 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 12/25/2009 - Published: 12/10/2009 - Sonny M., Chad D. C. - Complete
Have We Met Before? by blueflower1594 reviews
What if Tiana and Naveen had actually met when they were children, but they were to young to remember now? I SWEAR, it's cute!
Princess and the Frog - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,926 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 7 - Published: 12/25/2009 - Prince Naveen, Tiana - Complete
Chad, Sonny, and Mistletoe! by BreeTheFree reviews
They've been dating since "Sonny: So Far". It's the holiday season, and Chad vows to kiss Sonny before Christmas. But he has only five days to muster up enough courage to make the first move. And sometimes things just don't go as planned, even for CDC.
Sonny with a Chance - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,371 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 12/23/2009 - Published: 12/13/2009 - Sonny M., Chad D. C.
Sonny with a Chance of a Kiss by Percabeth95 reviews
Directly after "Guess Who's Coming to Guest Star?" Sonny and Chad get in another argument, but will this one turn out the same as all of the others? Channy one-shot.
Sonny with a Chance - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,748 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 12/22/2009 - Published: 12/21/2009 - Sonny M., Chad D. C. - Complete
Love That Dog by GwenStacy reviews
His golden, scruffy hair was soft to the touch. His arrogant way of prancing around my room was endearing. His obsession with my full length mirror I found a little odd, but he kept looking at himself even when I told him to stop. Chad. Sonny. Dog.
Sonny with a Chance - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,030 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/22/2009 - Chad D. C., Sonny M. - Complete
Where Is Your Boy Tonight? by klcthenerd reviews
Chad admitted, he was a bit miffed when he saw Sonny's boyfriend stood her up. It didn't help that he had to break the news to her that The Falls had had its last day of filming at Condor Studios. Emotions surface in a heated car.
Sonny with a Chance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,003 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 7 - Published: 12/21/2009 - Chad D. C., Sonny M. - Complete
Camera Confessions by sonnycentral reviews
When Zora places a hidden camera around the studio, what kind of secrets will come out? Sonny/Chad and others. Multi-chapter.
Sonny with a Chance - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,234 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 12/21/2009 - Published: 11/24/2009 - Sonny M., Chad D. C.
The Book of Chad by 0TwistedAngel0 reviews
Chad Dylan Cooper is too amazing to just simply be. Here are his words of awesome. Follow them. Worship them. Inspired by Twitter!
Sonny with a Chance - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,131 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 12/21/2009 - Published: 10/26/2009 - Chad D. C.
100 Chapter Channy Challenge response by Kate-Emma reviews
Responses to littlemissmiley123's 100 Chapter Channy Challenge - 100 scenes of Chad and Sonny being, well, Chad and Sonny!
Sonny with a Chance - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 12,596 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 12/20/2009 - Published: 10/11/2009 - Chad D. C., Sonny M.
Telling Eudora by RacRules reviews
Princess and the Frog oneshot. Tiana comes back home after the wedding to tell her mother the big news, but it isn't going to be easy.
Princess and the Frog - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 693 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 10 - Published: 12/19/2009 - Tiana, Eudora - Complete
Over You by DancingRaindrops reviews
Nothing ever really turns out the way we think it will. I should have known that you would be the exception. You're always the exception. To every rule.
Sonny with a Chance - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,279 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/18/2009 - Chad D. C., Sonny M. - Complete
Magic Together by LadeeBear reviews
Those two little words sparked an entire train of thought in Sonny Monroe's mind. Set during "Guess Who's Coming to Guest Star?" Sonny/Chad.
Sonny with a Chance - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,649 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/17/2009 - Chad D. C., Sonny M. - Complete
Tiana's Tiara by fornwalt reviews
Princess and the Frog fic. Tiana refuses to wear a diamond tiara, much to Naveen's disappointment. Tiana x Naveen. Post movie.
Princess and the Frog - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,391 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 161 - Follows: 17 - Published: 12/13/2009 - Tiana, Prince Naveen - Complete
Season's Of Love: 525,600 Minutes by thepinkdagger reviews
Four seasons of Channy; one year of Sonny and Chad fighting and carrying on. Could this be the beginning to Sonny and Chad's relationship, or just a phase. This is a response to Bhavana33196's '525,600 Minutes of Channy!
Sonny with a Chance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 33 - Words: 37,237 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 12/12/2009 - Published: 8/10/2009 - Chad D. C., Sonny M. - Complete
Corrupting Bella by Emmett's-Luver reviews
What do Jasper, Bella, and Emmett do when everyone else is out hunting? Emmett desperately wants to corrupt his baby sister. All vampire.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 9,248 - Reviews: 183 - Favs: 200 - Follows: 137 - Updated: 12/11/2009 - Published: 4/13/2009 - Emmett, Bella
When I Want to Kiss You by mrscharlesbingley reviews
Set after "Guess Who's Coming to Guest Star". "Listen, Chad. If I wanted to kiss you, which I don't, but if I did...I'd kiss you when I wanted to kiss you, not when you said I'd want to kiss you..."
Sonny with a Chance - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,225 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 12/7/2009 - Published: 11/15/2009 - Chad D. C., Sonny M.
A Night Like Any Other by DancingRaindrops reviews
Some pointless fluff! "'Well, I know it seems cliched, but the first time I saw Sonny smile - ' My mouth dropped open. Did Chad just say on live television that he loved me?" Please read and review!
Sonny with a Chance - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,149 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 8 - Published: 12/7/2009 - Sonny M., Chad D. C. - Complete
Soulless by Mia M. Turner reviews
A lengthening of the New Moon scene where Carlisle is stitching Bella up. Bella tries to describe what it means to possess a soul. Haven't decided if this is a one shot yet or not.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,287 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 9 - Published: 12/5/2009 - Bella, Carlisle
Bella and Edward by Europeangrl1 reviews
This is a really funny rewrite, where bella is rebellious. she goes skateboarding on the interstate, and Edward gets incredibly ticked. must read it is hilarious
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,026 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/3/2009 - Edward, Bella
Promises Can't Always Be Kept by BurningRose FrostingDesire reviews
What happens when Sonny finds out she has cancer? What happens when Sonny finally has the guts to tell everyone she has cancer including Chad?
Sonny with a Chance - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,357 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/3/2009 - Sonny M., Chad D. C. - Complete
Nice by Like-Omg-Like-Seddie reviews
Takes place after Sonny: So Far. Basically reaction and aftermath of THE BIG CONFESSION. HAHAHH. It should be called that. You heard it here first. One-Shot. SonnyxChad
Sonny with a Chance - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,310 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/28/2009 - Chad D. C., Sonny M. - Complete
Hard Candy by adistantland reviews
Sonny/Chad. Sonny has a new craving. And Chad seems to like it too. So much that he'd do anything just to get a taste. Chad POV. R&R!
Sonny with a Chance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 23,468 - Reviews: 298 - Favs: 164 - Follows: 113 - Updated: 11/27/2009 - Published: 7/14/2009 - Chad D. C., Sonny M. - Complete
All I Want by PsychSugar reviews
When Edward goes over to Bella's house after Charlie goes to work,Edward and Bella get 'busy' but neither of them are expected to what happens after Charlie get's home early and get caught!It's like in twilight Bella is human and the Cullen's are vampires
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 36,059 - Reviews: 249 - Favs: 141 - Follows: 118 - Updated: 11/26/2009 - Published: 1/21/2009 - Bella, Edward
Trauma by donellys reviews
The Cullens are gone ‘camping’. Bella starts screaming, Angela and Mike get worried, and Charlie calls for SOS. What happens when Mike sees how the Cullens love Bella? See it through Mike’s eyes… A little AU post- New Moon and Pre- Eclipse.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,129 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 10 - Published: 11/26/2009 - Mike - Complete
Everything I Need to Know by Bella Regia reviews
Kindergarten teachers see more in a week than most people see in a year. Come see a typical kindergarten school day for Esme with a handful of Forks' kids. AU/AH
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,612 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 11/23/2009 - Published: 11/21/2009 - Esme, Carlisle - Complete
Getting to Know the Real Chad by ZanessaLover247 reviews
Sonny Monroe leaves for NYC to promote So Random for 3 weeks. Her dreams of a fun time in the city are crushed when Mr. Condor decides to make Chad go along. What happens when Channy gets stuck in the same hotel suite for those 3 weeks? Channy..eventualy
Sonny with a Chance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 21 - Words: 38,497 - Reviews: 676 - Favs: 409 - Follows: 187 - Updated: 11/22/2009 - Published: 7/14/2009 - Sonny M., Chad D. C. - Complete
Aftermath by WendyAnn reviews
What if Alice and Bella were too late to save Edward in Italy? This is the aftermath. Written for National Survivors of Suicide Day.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,269 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 7 - Published: 11/21/2009 - Complete
Chad: So Far by DancingRaindrops reviews
Chad's POV for the episode Sonny: So Far. Major spoilers. Please read and review!
Sonny with a Chance - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,011 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 8 - Published: 11/18/2009 - Chad D. C., Sonny M. - Complete
Oops! by caitlinjean reviews
My version of what really happened in the episode 'Tales From The Prophouse'. Contains spoilers, quotes and channy-fluff. 500 words. rated K .
Sonny with a Chance - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 505 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/17/2009 - Sonny M., Chad D. C. - Complete
How Cliche are we? by UnmistakablyAlice reviews
Sonny and Chad get into an argument about which couple name would suit them best...CHANNYvsCHONNYvsSONHADvsSAD lol vsCHADSON, rated T for very mild sexual references Humor/Romance/General/Parody R&R
Sonny with a Chance - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,367 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/17/2009 - Sonny M., Chad D. C. - Complete
The Middle by LadeeBear reviews
Follow-up to 1x21 "Sonny: So Far." Spoilers contained inside, so don't read if you don't want to be spoiled! Sonny/Chad one-shot.
Sonny with a Chance - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,688 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/15/2009 - Chad D. C., Sonny M. - Complete
Bad Grades, Butterflies and Migraines by TotallyRandomADHDChick reviews
Edward has a headache.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,171 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/13/2009 - Complete
Second Chances by thisdancingjuice reviews
Sonny Monroe loves second chances. And she might just be able to make Chad Dylan Cooper realize that he does, too. SPOILERS for 1x20 "Cookie Monsters"
Sonny with a Chance - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,547 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 6 - Published: 11/10/2009 - Sonny M., Chad D. C. - Complete
Hug Freely by tentitoo reviews
Looks like you could use a hug." Channy one-shot. Fluff.
Sonny with a Chance - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 590 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 6 - Published: 11/10/2009 - Sonny M., Chad D. C. - Complete
Hugs and Cookies by LadeeBear reviews
It was a momentous few weeks for Sonny Monroe, for many reasons. Chad/Sonny one-shot. Follow-up to 1x20, "Cookie Monster." Spoilers for the episode, so don't read if you don't want to be spoiled!
Sonny with a Chance - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,821 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/8/2009 - Chad D. C., Sonny M. - Complete
Stolen Kisses by SonnyChadFan reviews
Sonny believes kisses are special and shouldn't be wasted on just anyone. Especially first kisses. But what happens when a certain jerkthrob wants to steal a kiss from Sonny. Channy one shot!
Sonny with a Chance - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,566 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 8 - Published: 11/2/2009 - Chad D. C., Sonny M. - Complete
Bleeding in Class by dancergirl7 reviews
Someone starts bleeding during Jasper and Rosalie's gym class. Pre-twilight ,canon. One-shot. Rated T because I'm paranoid.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,928 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/2/2009 - Jasper - Complete
Never Go in a Woman's Purse! by mspink93 reviews
The most common rule ever : Never go in a woman's purse. Apparently, Chad Dylan Cooper doesn't play by the rules.
Sonny with a Chance - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,221 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/1/2009 - Sonny M., Chad D. C. - Complete
Halloween Special: Trick or Greet Misery by TrinityFlower of Memories reviews
The Condor studio throws a Halloween party! But what happens when a ghost residing in Studio 13 scares the stars away? And who's this rival studio company that NO ONE'S talking about? Read if you dare! Some Channy in here! October Special
Sonny with a Chance - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 8 - Words: 28,443 - Reviews: 223 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 11/1/2009 - Published: 9/22/2009 - Sonny M., Chad D. C. - Complete
A Vampire by rainbows light up the sky reviews
In honour of Hallowe'en.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 357 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/29/2009 - Renesmee C./Nessie - Complete
Tell Me Why by JacobBlack18 reviews
Troy breaks up with Gabi leaving her devestated. R&R
High School Musical - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 895 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 18 - Published: 10/28/2009 - Gabriella M., Troy B.
Marriage Proposals and Baby Names by mspink93 reviews
Sonny raised her eyebrows at him. “Well then Chad, what would you name your daughter?”' oneshot
Sonny with a Chance - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,032 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 13 - Published: 10/27/2009 - Chad D. C., Sonny M. - Complete
A Random Conversation by OneHalfOfTheEquation reviews
A Random Conversation that started about a Guest Star and ended up with Chad's Girlfriends. i find this extremly Random. Lol
Sonny with a Chance - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 592 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/26/2009 - Sonny M., Chad D. C. - Complete
First kiss! by xoxjojoxox reviews
What happens when Sonny walks in on tawni and Nico kissing! Don't worry, it is not Tawnico, But its total CHANNY! rated T - but there is no reason ! lol Pleae review!
Sonny with a Chance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,441 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/20/2009 - Sonny M., Chad D. C. - Complete
Sonny With a Real Chance by tenshi noyo Ryu Taiga reviews
Not a Twilight xover, fic w/TWL stars. Real Life! Takes place right after Sonny with a Chance of Dating. What if, instead of Kristen Stewart getting the part of Bella, it was Sonny! Take a look at the RPattz/KStew relationship through different eyes.
Crossover - Twilight & Sonny with a Chance - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 22,427 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 10/18/2009 - Published: 6/25/2009 - Edward, Sonny M.
Chad Dylan Cooper's Back Story by Frostfoot-Dreamleaf reviews
You think you know me, Chad Dylan Cooper, but you're wrong. So I'm here to tell you the backstory of my life. How I fell in love with a brown eyed girl. How I almost got killed. And how I revealed the biggest secret of my life.
Sonny with a Chance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,592 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 10/18/2009 - Published: 10/15/2009 - Chad D. C., Sonny M.
Don't Make an Empath and a Human Shield Mad by Chibi-Kari reviews
Post New Moon. Is possible to take revenge in a house with no secrets? Jasper/Bella friendship.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,969 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 256 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 10/17/2009 - Published: 2/8/2009 - Jasper, Bella - Complete
A Trip to the Pet Store by VeryRachelBerry reviews
Edward and Bella go to the pet store. The animals don't react too well. Based between Twilight and New Moon. Fluff. Drabble.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 585 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/17/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Goodbye Little Sis edited by wanna.be.bella reviews
At the beginning of New Moon Edward leaves Bella...but it's not all about his feelings...what about Emmett? Emmett's POV.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 980 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 7 - Published: 10/16/2009 - Emmett, Bella - Complete
Channy gets a clue by SonnyChadFan reviews
It's halloween and Chad and Sonny are getting ready for the big halloween party. But what has scooby and his gang got to do with this? Channy!
Sonny with a Chance - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,657 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/15/2009 - Sonny M., Chad D. C. - Complete
And The Pig Flew by xXxThe Phantom's RosexXx reviews
Nothing is impossible, not with Chad Dylan Cooper.
Sonny with a Chance - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 876 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/14/2009 - Sonny M., Chad D. C.
Filming The Chad Dylan Cooper Story by DancingRaindrops reviews
Tag to "Battle of the Network Stars". They showed that Sonny got the part she had been wanting, but what happened once filming began? Winner of the 2010 Best Fic Based on Quotes Channy.
Sonny with a Chance - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,189 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 8 - Published: 10/6/2009 - Sonny M., Chad D. C. - Complete
What Happens Behind the Set of 'Hottie MT' by SwacAddict reviews
Since you’re so sure, what don’t we just test the theory? Kiss me and prove me wrong.” OneShot, Chad/Sonny.
Sonny with a Chance - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,135 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 9 - Published: 10/4/2009 - Chad D. C., Sonny M. - Complete
Kiss & Tell by mspink93 reviews
I'll tell you what it is! My jerk of an ex-boyfriend sold me out to the tabloids!" one-shot
Sonny with a Chance - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,158 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/3/2009 - Sonny M., Chad D. C. - Complete
As Good as it Gets by perfectpro reviews
Tawni reflects on her own happiness, as well as Chad's and Sonny's.
Sonny with a Chance - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 615 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Published: 10/3/2009 - Tawni H. - Complete
Sonny with A Chance of Meatballs by Lackadaisical Pajamas reviews
Set after Sonny with a chance of guest stars...So Chad's not to happy about the pig incident and decides to tell an interviewer his take on things, to Sonny's extreme displeasure, maybe he should have gone with the stake instead of the spaghetti CHANNY
Sonny with a Chance - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,278 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/2/2009 - Sonny M., Chad D. C. - Complete
Do Not Admit by mspink93 reviews
What happens when there's a new addition to Chad's banned wall? "But I didn't DO anything!" Sonny cried.
Sonny with a Chance - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,289 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/2/2009 - Sonny M., Chad D. C. - Complete
Sneeze! x30 by Imaniillusion reviews
Chad tries to convince Sonny to sneeze. Channy, oneshot.
Sonny with a Chance - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 680 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 6 - Published: 10/2/2009 - Chad D. C., Sonny M. - Complete
What Do You Want? by HeyLeslie reviews
Chad's willing to try anything to get Sonny to like him. He'd even do the unthinkable...change his hair! How far will he go for Sonny's affection? What does she even want? Channy! Kind of fluffy.
Sonny with a Chance - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,183 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 9/29/2009 - Published: 8/15/2009 - Chad D. C., Sonny M. - Complete
Thank You by LadeeBear reviews
Chad wasn't usually the best person when it came to comforting others. Unless it was Sonny Monroe. Sonny/Chad, one-shot.
Sonny with a Chance - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,883 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/29/2009 - Chad D. C., Sonny M. - Complete
Tampering With the 'Mail' Species by sonnycentral reviews
James returns to Condor Studios to temporarily replace Josh the mail guy. When Sonny starts receiving admiring notes, she’s not quite sure who is charming her. Is someone tampering with the mail? For the 'Un-Cliche the Cliches' challenge. Sonny/Chad
Sonny with a Chance - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 21,025 - Reviews: 292 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 82 - Updated: 9/25/2009 - Published: 7/27/2009 - Sonny M., Chad D. C. - Complete
Dying Inside, Little by Little by A Moments Hesitation reviews
The way you look at her makes me die inside. Channy mentions. Drabble.
Sonny with a Chance - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 805 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 9/19/2009 - Tawni H. - Complete
Her Stupid Fantasy by A Moments Hesitation reviews
You're nothing," he said, "you're nothing without me." But, he had it wrong. It wasn't that she would be nothing without him, it was that he would be nothing without her. XxXChannyXxX
Sonny with a Chance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 8 - Words: 13,333 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 9/13/2009 - Published: 6/10/2009 - Chad D. C., Sonny M.
Sonny In The Middle: deleted scene by TrinityFlower of Memories reviews
We here at "Seen the Scene?" have recently uncovered a deleted scene from the never-before-seen-episode--"Sonny In The Middle". This exclusive footage shows us Chad and Zora's trip to get "Ice Cream"! Implied Channy!
Sonny with a Chance - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,897 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/9/2009 - Chad D. C., Zora L. - Complete
Two Brothers and a Pop Tart by Lodylodylody reviews
It's summer and the twins are off the ship and back in Boston. But when a celebrity guest appears on London's web show, events unfurl that could change the Martin family forever...and possibly end the career of a teenage pop star.
Crossover - Suite Life series & Hannah Montana - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 55,789 - Reviews: 293 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 9/9/2009 - Published: 5/17/2009 - Cody M., Mikayla - Complete
Jealous, Much? by BreeTheFree reviews
Chad had sounded like an idiot, but he didn't care. All he cared about was the fact that Sonny's first kiss hadn't been with him. Re-write of 'Sonny In The Kitchen With Dinner'. A Channy one-shot, obviously.
Sonny with a Chance - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,234 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 8 - Published: 9/7/2009 - Sonny M., Chad D. C. - Complete
Dear Diary, by aBeautifulLiar reviews
Chad grazed his fingers over the black diary, closing his eyes as he thought about the words it held within it, the tear stained pages that hurt him so much. How could he save her without her knowing how he found out? Channy.
Sonny with a Chance - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 8,470 - Reviews: 135 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 9/7/2009 - Published: 8/19/2009 - Chad D. C., Sonny M. - Complete
When Darkness Turns To Light by of self reviews
Because even people like Chad Dylan Cooper needed someone to comfort them and she would do exactly that. Chad/Sonny.
Sonny with a Chance - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,088 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/7/2009 - Chad D. C., Sonny M. - Complete
The Matchmakers by elizabeth567 reviews
Sonny and Chad are shocked to find out that not only they will be in charge of the Annual Condor Studios Ball, but they will also have to pick who will date who based on the match making test Mr. Condor set up. Who will end up with whom?
Sonny with a Chance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 5,818 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 9/7/2009 - Published: 8/5/2009 - Sonny M., Chad D. C. - Complete
Too Late for Sorry by Tress Blues reviews
During NM. Victoria bit Bella on the beach and 90 years later, Bella and her new coven are back in Forks. But what happens when our favourite vampire family comes back too? Sparks will fly and tension grows to new heights as danger looms...ON HIATUS
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 24 - Words: 39,640 - Reviews: 749 - Favs: 436 - Follows: 480 - Updated: 9/7/2009 - Published: 8/10/2008 - Bella, Edward
Confessions of a Chadaholic by SWAC4Life reviews
Name: Sonny Munroe. Occupation: I'm an actress on So Random!. Flaw: I am completely, unrequitedly, head over heels in love with Chad Dylan Cooper.
Sonny with a Chance - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,481 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 9/7/2009 - Published: 8/9/2009 - Sonny M., Chad D. C. - Complete
Help! I wet my pants! by PurpleTwilight310 reviews
Edward and Bella are in about second grade...Edward wets his pants, and gets some help : One-shot, Edward's POV. Mostly fluff... Have fun reading :
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 376 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/1/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Sick by IsabellaDangelo reviews
Bella gets sick and the Cullens are there to help take care of her! Family fluff with a lot of Bella X Edward fluff. Post-Eclipse, pre-Breaking Dawn.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 26 - Words: 58,512 - Reviews: 679 - Favs: 696 - Follows: 319 - Updated: 8/31/2009 - Published: 4/14/2009 - Bella - Complete
Protest the UNOfficial Channy Day on August 31st by TrinityFlower of Memories reviews
Sonny and Chad do a live web-show promoting my cause for the "Unofficial Channy Day" on August 31st. Because Channy Day should be when they're actually a couple! But does the 'couple' agree?Petition & Channy included. Read if you must, join if you will!
Sonny with a Chance - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,695 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 8 - Published: 8/30/2009 - Sonny M., Chad D. C. - Complete
Comfort by kat3.alwaysxox reviews
He’s not the perfect person, but this is one thing he can do that no one else can. So he was going to make the damn most of it.
Sonny with a Chance - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,786 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/30/2009 - Sonny M., Chad D. C. - Complete
Dreaming by KiteDancer reviews
And then she was gone. He fell to his knees, crying wordlessly, whispering her name, hands still reaching. She was gone. Forever. Dead. Chad/Sonny Chad/Portlyn Rated T for suicide.
Sonny with a Chance - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,072 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 8/29/2009 - Published: 8/22/2009 - Chad D. C., Sonny M. - Complete
Save Your Kisses For Me by xa-thousand-milesx reviews
-"Sometimes, kisses don’t mean anything.” But when it's a channy kiss...well, that changes everything. xoneshot after Sonny in the Kitchen with Dinnerx
Sonny with a Chance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,107 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/28/2009 - Sonny M., Chad D. C. - Complete
Welcome To Existence by kdcullen reviews
Edward has spent his existence searching for happiness. When his eyes fall upon small, four year old Bella, who was meant to become dinner to the Volturi, he can't help but feel that his happiness isn't as far away as he thought.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 29 - Words: 87,675 - Reviews: 480 - Favs: 380 - Follows: 244 - Updated: 8/28/2009 - Published: 11/1/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Cullenary Educaton: Forks Sex Ed by MarcyJ reviews
Set at the End of Bella's Junior Year. Hilarity ensues when the Forks Gang is forced to endure Sex Education class with Coach Clapp. Chapter 1 is Jasper POV, and each subsequent chapter is from the perspective of a different character.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 22,726 - Reviews: 2145 - Favs: 3,576 - Follows: 1,672 - Updated: 8/28/2009 - Published: 4/2/2007
Becomes Attainable by BrownEyeddGirl reviews
Bella and Edward have been best friends since birth. They've been though everything together, but once one confesses their love, will their friendship be able to handle the transition? Or will the dramas of a relationship be too much? AH/AU
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 42 - Words: 201,483 - Reviews: 486 - Favs: 424 - Follows: 125 - Updated: 8/24/2009 - Published: 6/19/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
you saved my butt by caitlinjean reviews
sonny is hurt by some one she loved. tears, feelings and fro-yos are spilt, and new bonds are made. channy! -one shot- the story is better than the summary. though, that's not much of an achievement. lol
Sonny with a Chance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,589 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 13 - Published: 8/24/2009 - Chad D. C., Sonny M. - Complete
Kiss The Girl by fooboo24 reviews
At a New Years Eve Party, a song puts Chad and Sonny in a spot where they share a special moment... Chad/Sonny. Channy. Songfic to the song "Kiss The Girl".
Sonny with a Chance - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,281 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/22/2009 - Chad D. C., Sonny M. - Complete
Beyond Words by KSpazzed reviews
And every hello ends with a good-bye. SonnyxChad.
Sonny with a Chance - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Tragedy - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,901 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 8/21/2009 - Published: 7/29/2009 - Chad D. C., Tawni H. - Complete
Kiss It Better by faerietaleredux reviews
Chad sighed. Someone dabbed a cold compress to his head, the damp terrycloth soothing his feverish skin. "There, there. Better?” Short tag to "Sonny in the Kitchen with Dinner."
Sonny with a Chance - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 934 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 7 - Published: 8/20/2009 - Chad D. C., Sonny M. - Complete
Giving Sonny a Chance by todorokishoutos reviews
Kid! You-" Shrugging, Chad offered a genuine smile. "I owed you one Marshall." - Chad Dylan Cooper has a secret that he never could share with anyone: he had given Sonny a chance. Channy included
Sonny with a Chance - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,892 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 9 - Published: 8/20/2009 - Chad D. C., Marshall P. - Complete
Kiss Those Tickets Goodbye! by sonnycentral reviews
What if Chad had told Sonny he wanted a kiss for the last court side ticket? Altered scene from "Sonny in the Kitchen With Dinner." For 0TwistedAngel0, who also gave me the idea. Chad/Sonny one-shot
Sonny with a Chance - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,018 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 144 - Follows: 15 - Published: 8/20/2009 - Sonny M., Chad D. C. - Complete
With a Chance of More Kiss Cam Canoodling by SwacAddict reviews
After the incident with Hayden, Chad no longer trusts Sonny with his Laker's tickets. So when she begs him for more courtside seats, Chad hands them over...on one condtion: He goes with her. One-shot, Chad/Sonny.
Sonny with a Chance - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,808 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 20 - Published: 8/18/2009 - Chad D. C., Sonny M. - Complete
Dirty minds by Bart19 reviews
This is a delightfully short story between Bella and Edward. It's T rated, so please read at own risk! You may discover something about yourself you do not want to discover...
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 399 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/18/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Kiss Cam by YourPinkDiary reviews
Why do you care Chad' 'Because it should have been me' 'What'. From 'In the Kitchen' Grady and Nico don't interrupt this time. Channy. One shot.
Sonny with a Chance - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 967 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 8 - Published: 8/17/2009 - Chad D. C., Sonny M. - Complete
Love Hurts by writeme99 reviews
Alternate part to Sonny in the Kitchen with Cooking. Channy! Very cute. Please review!
Sonny with a Chance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 765 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/17/2009 - Complete
Testing the Waters by A Fire in the Attic reviews
You can tell a lot about someone just by looking at how they enter the pool. One-shot. Bedward.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,559 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/17/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Caught Up in Her Lies by making it to dawn reviews
Chad shows up to Sonny's house to personally ensure she goes to his party. What happens when he discovers a crying girl, upset over losing her best friend? **CHANNY** Story is MUCH better than summary. Two-shot. Please R&R!
Sonny with a Chance - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,899 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 8/14/2009 - Published: 7/16/2009 - Sonny M., Chad D. C. - Complete
Lawn Gnomes by YourLipsMyBiggestWeakness reviews
Sonny's bad eating habits are catching up with her...
Sonny with a Chance - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 895 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 13 - Published: 8/13/2009 - Sonny M., Chad D. C. - Complete
Operation: CPR by sonnycentral reviews
I have devised a plan that will ultimately lead me to finally kiss Sonny Monroe. We’re almost like Romeo and Juliet except I’m more chivalrous than Romeo and I’m sure Sonny’s hotter than Juliet . Sonny/Chad one-shot for Dancing on Rainbows.
Sonny with a Chance - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,756 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 8 - Published: 8/13/2009 - Chad D. C., Sonny M. - Complete
I'm with the Banned by Wolf Babies reviews
One-shot The rain was coming down hard, and Zac Efron needed a home, but not in Stage 2.
Sonny with a Chance - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 461 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 7 - Published: 8/10/2009 - Chad D. C. - Complete
Five Takes by Loved-Invention reviews
Three was never my number. Neither was seven. And all four of them made me feel stupid, until I found her…again.
Sonny with a Chance - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,759 - Reviews: 142 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 8/10/2009 - Published: 8/1/2009 - Chad D. C., Sonny M. - Complete
The Journal by Ivy O'Hara reviews
Bella is bored in her new cottage without any company or any desires. She goes into her room and opens her closet to find entertainment. She finds Edward's box and one of them happened to be a secret journal. She wants to know what happens during his life
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 10,905 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 8/5/2009 - Published: 2/18/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Jizz in my pants by CydneyElyse reviews
Edward's firsts thoughts of Bella on her first Day. Crackfic. So read Edward Jizzing in his pants the first day. Maybe thats why Edward was glaring at Bella that day. Rated M for language, and Pervy Mike and Edward a lil maybe? idk ;p its a stupid story!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 351 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Published: 8/3/2009 - Edward - Complete
What If Sonny Munroe Died ? by strange-rock-and-rollers reviews
When Sonny gets in a accident that leaves her close to death, Marshal asks Tawni to ask everyone what the would do if she died. Channy xx
Sonny with a Chance - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,146 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/3/2009 - Chad D. C., Sonny M. - Complete
Romeo Was Such A Jerk, Wasn't He? by aloquaciousgirl reviews
Jacob spends some time with Bella, getting help with his schoolwork. Set during Twilight.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,628 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/2/2009 - Jacob, Bella
The NotSoSecret Files of Mr Condor by Sunset Clouds reviews
My interpretation on how Chad found out where Sonny lived. minor ChadSonny
Sonny with a Chance - Rated: T - English - Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,945 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/1/2009 - Chad D. C., Sonny M. - Complete
What's A Period by OMG My Library's On Fire reviews
Mike and Tyler in a Math's class
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 433 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 7/30/2009 - Published: 3/20/2009 - Mike, Tyler - Complete
Morning with Doctor Crane by June sky reviews
Bella and Edward spend some regular couple time in front of the television, but end up in a fight. At least they had an actual conversation...
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,599 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 7 - Published: 7/29/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
I Do, But Maybe I Don't by sonnycentral reviews
Sequel to The Wedding Date. Sonny and Chad are finally together. They return to Hollywood having to face everyone with their new relationship and deal with the consequences. Will they stay together? Or will they crumble?
Sonny with a Chance - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 22,347 - Reviews: 521 - Favs: 178 - Follows: 122 - Updated: 7/28/2009 - Published: 6/1/2009 - Sonny M., Chad D. C. - Complete
Cry For Help by contagiouschemi reviews
She wasn't attention seeking. It was simply a cry for help. Twitter involved. Channy. Depressed Sonny.
Sonny with a Chance - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,901 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/28/2009 - Sonny M., Chad D. C. - Complete
Hugs by the magic is real reviews
Chad Dylan Cooper doesn't do hugs. Chad, on the other hand, is a different story. Channy!
Sonny with a Chance - Rated: K - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 11,111 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 7/27/2009 - Published: 7/23/2009 - Chad D. C., Sonny M. - Complete
Guest Starring Chad Dylan Cooper by HorcruxFinder reviews
When Chad Dylan Cooper is asked to guest star on So Random!, the thought of saying yes never even crossed his mind. Until he reads the script, that is. Two words: onscreen kiss. What does Sonny have to say about that? Channy twoshot.
Sonny with a Chance - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,356 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 7/26/2009 - Published: 7/1/2009 - Sonny M., Chad D. C. - Complete
The Prank He'll Never Forget by storylover18 reviews
The casts of So Random! and Mackenzie Falls have been playing pranks on each other since it's almost Halloween. When Chad wakes up one morning, he discovers a prank that must be the work of none other than Sonny. However, he's never been more wrong.
Sonny with a Chance - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 7,942 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 7/25/2009 - Published: 7/11/2009 - Chad D. C., Sonny M. - Complete
Apology From CDC by TrinityFlower of Memories reviews
When the "Randoms" have a 24 hour notice that their beloved Prop House will be demolished, Chad comes bearing gifts! But what happens when Chad's gift to Sonny is an apology? CHAD DYLAN COOPER DOESN'T APOLOGIZE! Come and read Sonny's thoughts on this!
Sonny with a Chance - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,028 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 9 - Published: 7/24/2009 - Sonny M., Chad D. C. - Complete
Would He by s.Two reviews
Gabriella and Troy got into a big fight resulting in neither of them talking to one another. In a moment of frustration, Gabriella makes a list of questions that was never intended to be answered… one-shot TXG
High School Musical - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,446 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 179 - Follows: 22 - Published: 7/23/2009 - Troy B., Gabriella M. - Complete
It Was Called Concern by lifeisawesome reviews
Since when does Chad care? Since he met Sonny of course. Since when do people threaten their friends with hugs? ...You should ask Sonny on that one. Since when does cake equal marriage? Have you MET Sonny's mom? Channy, no longer one-shot.
Sonny with a Chance - Rated: K - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,931 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 7/22/2009 - Published: 6/28/2009 - Chad D. C., Sonny M.
Desperation by LeesaM reviews
What would have happened if Jasper had gotten a hold of Bella at her birthday party? **NOTE: THIS STORY IS CO-WRITTEN; we weren't sure how to post it twice, under both authors, so if you see a duplicate story, please know that it belongs to both authors.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 8 - Words: 29,589 - Reviews: 292 - Favs: 276 - Follows: 80 - Updated: 7/22/2009 - Published: 7/8/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Socks and Obsessions by FacelessxAuthor reviews
Who knew that the topic of socks and obsessions could lead to a kiss? More Channy! One-Shot
Sonny with a Chance - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 807 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/22/2009 - Chad D. C., Sonny M. - Complete
Bella's Discovery by Ms.Naruto-Fan reviews
-from the Bella's... series- While browsing through Barnes and Nobles, Bella discovers Jasper's Biography...regular pairings
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 898 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/21/2009 - Bella - Complete
Soft Food and Smacks by Loved-Invention reviews
Smacks can be defined in multiple ways. And I, Chad Dylan Cooper, would like to smack Sonny Monroe. But if Zora and Sonny’s teeth have anything to do with it, that might be a problem. Sonny/Chad
Sonny with a Chance - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,532 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/20/2009 - Chad D. C., Sonny M. - Complete
Prank'd by Erulasse Shadeslayer reviews
Sonny comes back after Chad is prank'd. Please read!
Sonny with a Chance - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 996 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/19/2009 - Chad D. C., Sonny M. - Complete
Seven days to make you Mine by todorokishoutos reviews
You have seven days, if you don't tell her- I will." Chad replied. "Ok- you have yourself a DEAL." - Chad really should have learnt how to back down from a challenge. But Chad Dylan Cooper DOES NOT back out of a challenge- UNDERGOING DEVELOPMENT!
Sonny with a Chance - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 15,936 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 80 - Updated: 7/19/2009 - Published: 6/19/2009 - Chad D. C., Sonny M.
Never Banned by Ms. Amanda Rose reviews
Chad goes into the prop house one day and Sonny pretty much bites his head off. Then she somehow ends up on the banned wall. Channy. one-shot. I'm trying to write for SWAC hope its ok.
Sonny with a Chance - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,111 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 26 - Published: 7/18/2009 - Sonny M., Chad D. C. - Complete
Best Friends by twilightseries4life reviews
This is basically a story about Edward, Bella, Jasper, Emmett, Alice, and Rosalie as toddlers. Follow their crazy adventures together. From Jasper learning about PMSing, to Emmett committing "suicide". Cute fluff. Good for a few quick laughs! R&R!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 5,182 - Reviews: 175 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 7/16/2009 - Published: 2/19/2009 - Edward, Bella
Edward, Your Pretty by NewVoice reviews
Never eat Mike Newton's brownies unless you know where they came from. Drugs are bad. Conjuction between NewVoice and Theatreofdreams.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 330 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/15/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
A Talk Between Two Fathers by KelliNew reviews
Set soon after the return from Volterra. Carlisle and Charlie meet to talk about Edward and Bella’s relationship. Charlie's worried about this strange boy haunting his daughter and wants Carlisle to do something about it.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 16,082 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 151 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 7/14/2009 - Published: 3/1/2009 - Carlisle, Edward - Complete
On to Lookout Mountain by TrinityFlower of Memories reviews
We here at "Seen the Scene?" have recently uncovered a deleted scene from the 12th episode--"The Heartbreak Kid". This exclusive footage shows us what happened during the drive to Lookout Mountain! 2-shot and definitely Channy!
Sonny with a Chance - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,201 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/13/2009 - Sonny M., Chad D. C. - Complete
Stuck by missmissa85 reviews
Short ficlet post-"Prank'd". Sonny and Chad have trust issues. Channy.
Sonny with a Chance - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 332 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/12/2009 - Chad D. C., Sonny M. - Complete
Sonny With a Chance of Sweet Dreams by my untold fairy-tale reviews
The casts of Mackenzie Falls and So Random have a horror movie marathon. Sonny has a nightmare and can't get back to sleep. She ends up roaming the halls, looking for some peace. Will a certain heartthrob help her sleep more soundly? Channy
Sonny with a Chance - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,689 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 7/12/2009 - Published: 7/3/2009 - Sonny M., Chad D. C. - Complete
Just Kiss, Already by RemyCool reviews
Sonny and Chad are aggravating everybody with their bickering. Also includes JONAS and The Suite Life On Deck.
Sonny with a Chance - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 659 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/11/2009 - Sonny M., Chad D. C.
Misunderstandings by oxoxTwilightloverxoxo reviews
Bella and Emmett are left home alone after everyone is hunting. Edward comes home early and hears them, and jumps to conclusions.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,572 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 7/11/2009 - Published: 6/21/2009 - Bella, Emmett
Hurt by mende5525 reviews
He doesn't think she feels the same anymore, she doesn't like his friendship with Gwen. Maybe love hurts more than anything. Set during Total Drama Action, DxC: ONESHOT So don't ask for more chapters!
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,222 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/10/2009 - Courtney, Duncan - Complete
Sonny With a Chance of Truth or Dare by Little Miss Julia Sunshine reviews
A oneshot. What happens when the cast of So Random! plays truth or dare? And CDC joins them? My first fanfic! Please read and review. Oh! And Channy is included of course.
Sonny with a Chance - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,463 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 9 - Published: 7/9/2009 - Sonny M., Chad D. C. - Complete
Sonny's First Kiss by TrinityFlower of Memories reviews
Robert Adamson from "Princess Protection Program" guest-stars on SWAC; Sonny's elated, falling head-over-heels while someone's devastated & will try to stop him at all cost. Who? And who'll be Sonny's first kiss? Channy included. Unaired episode spoiler!
Sonny with a Chance - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 11,525 - Reviews: 161 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 7/9/2009 - Published: 6/26/2009 - Sonny M., Chad D. C. - Complete
Are you Nervous by Torqueo Animadverto reviews
All of the Cullens are still in school. During gym class, Mike decides to play a little game with Bella which doesn't leave Edward too happy.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,872 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 7/9/2009 - Published: 12/11/2008 - Complete
Puppy Love by dailyangel88 reviews
Edward and Bella can deal with anything that gets thrown at them, Vampire trackers, seperation, Werewolves but can they handle a puppy? Read on to find out.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 28,700 - Reviews: 255 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 7/7/2009 - Published: 1/20/2009 - Bella, Edward
Believed by May Lily reviews
Chad Dylan Cooper never believed that he would fall in love with Sonny Munroe. Chad/Sonny, Channy.
Sonny with a Chance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 721 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 8 - Published: 7/5/2009 - Chad D. C., Sonny M. - Complete
Show and Tell by Mia M. Turner reviews
Dakota asks, or rather demands, that Chad be her show and tell at school this Friday. Channy. Rated T for mild suggestive themes and language.
Sonny with a Chance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,073 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 8 - Published: 7/3/2009 - Chad D. C., Sonny M. - Complete
Hold Onto Yours by midnightwriter1898 reviews
After their "fake" date, Sonny and Chad realize their feelings for each other, and decide to date, for real. But what if James comes back, determined that Sonny will be his. Lovers are kidnapped, and lives are put in danger. Will they come out alive?
Sonny with a Chance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 20 - Words: 33,158 - Reviews: 291 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 85 - Updated: 7/1/2009 - Published: 4/23/2009 - Sonny M., Chad D. C. - Complete
First Kiss by 0TwistedAngel0 reviews
Sonny has never been kissed. What does Chad Dylan Cooper have to say about that? Channy fluff
Sonny with a Chance - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,670 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/1/2009 - Sonny M., Chad D. C. - Complete
You didn't want me to, So I knew I had to by todorokishoutos reviews
I wanted to kiss you, but I didn't kiss you. Then you said you didn't want me to kiss you, so I knew I HAD to kiss you." - Why Chad always did the opposite to what he was told, Sonny didn't know. But it wasn't always a bad thing... CHANNY- oneshot
Sonny with a Chance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,028 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 144 - Follows: 19 - Published: 6/30/2009 - Chad D. C., Sonny M. - Complete
First Kiss by LadeeBear reviews
You're telling me that you haven't had your first kiss yet?" Sonny/Chad. Constructive feedback is always welcome!
Sonny with a Chance - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,079 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 9 - Published: 6/28/2009 - Sonny M., Chad D. C. - Complete
Compliment by Gindokei reviews
One of Chad's impromptu pranks pushes Sonny's buttons. How does he react to her accusations? Sonny x Chad. First SWAC fic, OOCness galore. t for the word s? 'pissed-off'.
Sonny with a Chance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,226 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/28/2009 - Chad D. C., Sonny M. - Complete
Birthday Present by Awkward Alex reviews
Sonny and her cast mates plan to spy on Mackenzie Falls when they play truth or dare.Since Chad invites Sonny to go, and her co-stars tell her to go so she can spy on the inside.But what will happen when a secret is out that will change Sonny& Chads lives
Sonny with a Chance - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,185 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 6/28/2009 - Published: 5/24/2009 - Sonny M., Chad D. C. - Complete
Chad's Blog by Seddierocks reviews
this is what chad wrote on his blog when he went on the fake date with sonny. one-shot
Sonny with a Chance - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 692 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/27/2009 - Chad D. C. - Complete
Married at Recess by vampiregirl1654 reviews
Edward and Bella are in pre-school, and get married at recess. Contest entry for dolphinherovamp5's 'Preschool'. T for mild language.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 774 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 13 - Published: 6/26/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Nelena and Niley by xxHeadInTheStarsxx reviews
Sonny and Chad argues on who the better celebrity couple is. ChadSonny one-shot
Sonny with a Chance - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,285 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 13 - Published: 6/26/2009 - Chad D. C., Sonny M. - Complete
Prank'd by fightforwhatilove reviews
This is how i would of liked to see Prank'd end. CONTAINS SPOILERS FOR PRANK'D
Sonny with a Chance - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 816 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/26/2009 - Sonny M., Chad D. C. - Complete
Whiplash by NewVoice reviews
Chad's mood swings are going to end up giving Sonny some neck problems. Implied Channy Kinda. One-shot.
Sonny with a Chance - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 569 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/25/2009 - Sonny M., Chad D. C. - Complete
Twenty Minute Road Trip by Mia M. Turner reviews
Sonny's mother can't take her into the studio today. Unfortunately, Sonny's only option is to ask Chad Dylan Cooper for a ride. She doesn't like the idea, but really, what could possibly happen in 20 measly minutes? Channy, rated for language.
Sonny with a Chance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,564 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 11 - Published: 6/24/2009 - Sonny M., Chad D. C. - Complete
Why Do You Hate Me? by spock-flavored reviews
Why do you hate me!" She screamed. Channy! One-shot!
Sonny with a Chance - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,325 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/23/2009 - Chad D. C., Sonny M. - Complete
A Chadtastic Day by mindless scribbles reviews
Since Sonny is feeling a little down, Chad decides to spruce up her day with a little Chad. -OneShot-
Sonny with a Chance - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,245 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/23/2009 - Chad D. C., Sonny M. - Complete
Helpless by ShesInLoveWithTheBoy reviews
Bella’s screams ripped through me like a thousand fright trains running a million miles per hour. For such a tiny human girl, she was hurting me pretty bad. EMMETT P.O.V. What would happen if Edward had gotten the chance to abort Nessie. Oneshot.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,400 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 14 - Published: 6/22/2009 - Emmett - Complete
Answering Machine Messages by Sunset Clouds reviews
“You’ve reached me, CDC. If you’re a pretty lady, leave a pretty message and I’ll get back to you immediately. If you’re a dude, leave a message and I’ll- HEY, WHAT ARE YOU DOING SONNY! *crash sound*” BEEEEP. ChadSonny. Now a twoshot
Sonny with a Chance - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,260 - Reviews: 144 - Favs: 201 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 6/18/2009 - Published: 6/11/2009 - Chad D. C., Sonny M. - Complete
Prank on Jacob! IM Style by Twi.MaxRide.Crazy reviews
Edward and Bella decide to pull a prank on Jacob...That's technically it. LOL.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 12,737 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 6/17/2009 - Published: 2/4/2009 - Complete
Sonny With A Chance Of Dating Alternative ending by xxLoveLifexx reviews
What if Chad didn't tuck and roll out of the door. Well this is my take on an alternative ending to Sonny With A Chance Of Dating. Multi-Chapter
Sonny with a Chance - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,995 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 6/15/2009 - Published: 4/16/2009 - Sonny M., Chad D. C. - Complete
Dressing Room Checkin' by angel.symphonies.02.09 reviews
“Check out Chad and Sonny flirting.” Tawni said from inside the dressing room." Tawni and Sonny bumps into Chad Dylan Cooper at a store in the mall. We do not own SWAC.
Sonny with a Chance - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 841 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/15/2009 - Chad D. C., Sonny M. - Complete
Emmetts obssestion by megancullen-vampire9 reviews
Emmett plays tricks on Bella, but then hears her listening to Blood by My Chemical Romance and becomes obssesed with it. One shot.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,051 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 6/14/2009 - Published: 1/2/2009
Chad Likes Sonny by xa-thousand-milesx reviews
He really does. -This is just a cute oneshot I wrote where they finally stop beating around the bush. Ya just gotta luv Channy...
Sonny with a Chance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 964 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/14/2009 - Chad D. C., Sonny M. - Complete
Missing Daddy by PenName76 reviews
Renesmee wakes up to find Edward missing.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 18 - Words: 43,627 - Reviews: 766 - Favs: 511 - Follows: 245 - Updated: 6/12/2009 - Published: 9/28/2008 - Renesmee C./Nessie - Complete
The Clock Test by xa-thousand-milesx reviews
Short, random oneshot I wrote where Sonny confirms who likes her.
Sonny with a Chance - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 229 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/12/2009 - Sonny M. - Complete
Impossible by xXxThe Phantom's RosexXx reviews
Sonny and Chad liking each other? That’s impossible…right? Set following Battle of the Network's Stars.
Sonny with a Chance - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,043 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/12/2009 - Chad D. C., Sonny M. - Complete
Bella's Anger by Ms.Naruto-Fan reviews
-Bella's ... series- After Lauren starts talking bad about Bella and the Cullens, a fight breaks out in the middle of the Cafeteria. Bella vs. Lauren
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,811 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 46 - Published: 6/11/2009 - Bella - Complete
Do You Wanna Kiss? by xa-thousand-milesx reviews
Channy oneshot ;
Sonny with a Chance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 631 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 8 - Published: 6/11/2009 - Chad D. C., Sonny M. - Complete
The McDonald's Playhouse by May Lily reviews
Even though, not one of them remembered it, ten years ago Chad Dylan Cooper was the first on to cal Alison Munroe, Sonny, back in that old McDonald's Playhouse. 5 year old Chad/Sonny. And yes, I wrote this when I was at McDonalds. xD
Sonny with a Chance - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 665 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/9/2009 - Chad D. C., Sonny M. - Complete
Really by AndAllThatGoodStuff reviews
Really Sonny? Really?
Sonny with a Chance - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 547 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/9/2009 - Sonny M., Chad D. C. - Complete
Love Sick by sonnycentral reviews
“Lift up your tongue,” Sonny directed. “Why don’t you make me?” Chad joked playfully. Sonny takes care of a sick, annoying, needy Chad. CHANNY banter/fluff, one-shot
Sonny with a Chance - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,730 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 170 - Follows: 24 - Published: 6/9/2009 - Sonny M., Chad D. C. - Complete
If I Want To Kiss You, I Will by Pwnguin reviews
It's too bad Selena didn't stick around. Chad/Sonny
Sonny with a Chance - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 815 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 10 - Published: 6/8/2009 - Chad D. C., Sonny M. - Complete
Play It Better by Loved-Invention reviews
Sonny Monroe is my best friend. Why, you ask? Because she plays the game that I play just as well as I can play it. Sonny/Chad. Take after Battle of the Networks’ Stars
Sonny with a Chance - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 622 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/7/2009 - Chad D. C., Sonny M. - Complete
Sonny With a Chance of Snow and Maybe Mistletoe by xXxThe Phantom's RosexXx reviews
It’s almost Christmas – a season of joy, giving, and merriment. But what happens when Sonny and Chad are both stuck together for the holidays?
Sonny with a Chance - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 24 - Words: 31,434 - Reviews: 554 - Favs: 198 - Follows: 162 - Updated: 6/7/2009 - Published: 4/10/2009 - Sonny M., Chad D. C. - Complete
Finding the Inner Chad by sonnycentral reviews
Dear Sonny- I really had a good time with you today. I know in the past we haven’t been that close, but you know what they say, keep your friends close and your enemies closer. Sonny/Chad possible multi-chapter
Sonny with a Chance - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,456 - Reviews: 127 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 6/7/2009 - Published: 5/12/2009 - Sonny M., Chad D. C. - Complete
Recognition by Mismatched.Harmony reviews
Angela POV. Angela goes to the library to study for a civil war report,what happens when she sees a familiar face in her research.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 755 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 13 - Published: 6/5/2009 - Angela - Complete
Too Much Love Will Kill You by Phish Tacko reviews
Edward ruminates on the events following Bella's birthday party.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 890 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/4/2009 - Alice, Edward - Complete
The Log Of Mike Newton diary isn't manly by Popular Galinda reviews
This is the diary of Mike Newton during the Twilight Series. This is a parody and it shows how stupid Mike Newton really is. PS: if you like Mike, I suggest you don't read it. I kinda like Mike, I pick him over Jacob any day! Chapter 10 is up
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 12 - Words: 7,492 - Reviews: 237 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 6/4/2009 - Published: 1/27/2009 - Mike - Complete
Sonny with A Bet by Sunset Clouds reviews
“What kind of bet?” she asked curiously. “Ok, we’ll set up something to play. If we beat you at it, you have to switch over to our show for two full months as a recurring character," Chad said. C/S
Sonny with a Chance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 15,046 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 113 - Updated: 6/4/2009 - Published: 4/22/2009 - Chad D. C., Sonny M.
Lucky Day by sonnycentral reviews
Zora is down in the dumps, and Sonny is determined to cheer her up. But who is the only person that succeeds in helping Zora not feel so blue? One shot- Zora, and Sonny/Chad
Sonny with a Chance - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,442 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/3/2009 - Zora L., Sonny M. - Complete
Twilight OneShots by DaemonicKitten reviews
Basically a collection of one-shots based off the popular books/movies with my own personal additions/perspectives. Edward/Bella pairing
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 47,981 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 6/3/2009 - Published: 12/16/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
My Kind Of Heaven by DrowningxInxSapphire reviews
Chad, do you ever wonder what happens after you die?" Sonny asked. "I have," Chad said. "Why?" Sonny&Chad, hinted Channy. Please review.
Sonny with a Chance - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 687 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 8 - Published: 6/2/2009 - Chad D. C., Sonny M. - Complete
True Love by May Lily reviews
Sonny wiped her eyes a bit and asked, "Hey Chad, do you think you'll ever find your true love?" Chad turned his head back a little, and smiled, not a cocky smile, not a smirk, but a real smile. "I think I've already have." Hints of Channy.
Sonny with a Chance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 981 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/2/2009 - Chad D. C., Sonny M. - Complete
Edward Goes to Gym by Casey Hale reviews
I looked down at the flimsy piece of paper in my hands. Were they kidding? There was absolutely no way I would ever go to such a thing. They must have made a mistake. But there it was. Unmistakeable. In pure black print. Sixth period: Gym class
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,535 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 6/1/2009 - Published: 1/24/2008
SonBeams and Other Things by Loved-Invention reviews
Chad’s smiling face fell, and tears swam into his eyes.“A-are y-you…” Chad bit his lip, and a single tear fell out of his eye. I kicked myself. “Are you breaking up with me, Sonny?”. Addition to ‘Stupid Cute’!
Sonny with a Chance - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,567 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 8 - Published: 6/1/2009 - Chad D. C., Sonny M. - Complete
Of Bras and Baby Pictures by MyStateOfMind reviews
This was not what it looked like. Sonny Munroe was trying to take back what was hers and the fact that she even had to resort to breaking and entering in order to do that... well, that just had Chad Dylan Cooper's stupid three-named... name all over it.
Sonny with a Chance - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,816 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 8 - Published: 6/1/2009 - Chad D. C., Sonny M. - Complete
Love is Blind by oh.you.fancy.huh reviews
Edward and Bella lived in a Adoption Centre all of their lives. Find out what happens when they start to have feelings for eachother, but soon realize that families are coming to adopt! R&R Better STory! A/H! Cannon Pairings!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 56,331 - Reviews: 421 - Favs: 143 - Follows: 169 - Updated: 5/30/2009 - Published: 10/17/2008 - Bella, Edward
The Wedding Date by sonnycentral reviews
Her hands were clammy. She was shaky, and not quite sure what to do. Once again, she was going to have to ask Chad Dylan Cooper to be her fake date. Sonny/Chad multi-chapter
Sonny with a Chance - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 18,756 - Reviews: 533 - Favs: 318 - Follows: 163 - Updated: 5/28/2009 - Published: 4/22/2009 - Sonny M., Chad D. C. - Complete
Unknowingly Knowing the Past by Ellie is a freak name reviews
The Cullens know nothing of Twilight:the book by Meyer entailing their secrets.No one in Forks does.But Ella does.Now she's in Forks,so are the Cullens. Will she affect their lives with her knowlege?Will she even tell them?How would they react?cannon pair
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 51,961 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 5/28/2009 - Published: 9/23/2008
Pranking the Frenemy by sonnycentral reviews
This is kind of a sequel to my other one-shot "Playing Cupid," written by request.It's a silly little rundown of Chad's prank calls to Sonny. Implied Sonny/Chad one-shot
Sonny with a Chance - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,255 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 11 - Published: 5/27/2009 - Sonny M., Chad D. C. - Complete
Irreversible by Stitchpuppy01 reviews
Her blood was on his shirt, on his hands, and on his tongue. Irreversible. What he'd done was irreversible.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,431 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 5/26/2009 - Published: 5/25/2009 - Bella, Edward
Like There's No Tomorrow by May Lily reviews
Live Like There's No Tomorrow." Chad Dylan Cooper took Sonny Munroe's advice for once. Chad/Sonny
Sonny with a Chance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,000 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/22/2009 - Chad D. C., Sonny M. - Complete
MacKenzie Falls by NicholeAimeeSkylar reviews
The MF equivalent to SWAC. I don't own SWAC, or any of it's characters, I only own the plot and my OC's in the story. Completed.
Sonny with a Chance - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 8,012 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 5/19/2009 - Published: 3/31/2009 - Chad D. C. - Complete
ilikeherokay? by Pwnguin reviews
Tawni tries to get rid of her caring feelings by talking to the king of ego himself. What ends up happening is a little game of matchmaker. Chad/Sonny
Sonny with a Chance - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,066 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/18/2009 - Chad D. C., Sonny M. - Complete
Five Stages of Grief by LiteraryLullaby reviews
It was her job to act. Maybe she was such a good actress that she could hide her pain entirely, something even he couldn’t do. SxC
Sonny with a Chance - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,569 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/18/2009 - Sonny M., Chad D. C. - Complete
Hands Down, It Was The Best Day Ever by freakishlyenergetic reviews
A gorgeous beach and a gorgeous girl by your side, what more could Chad Dylan Cooper want? CHANNY Oneshot
Sonny with a Chance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,053 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/17/2009 - Chad D. C., Sonny M. - Complete
PS I Hate You by AHigherOctave reviews
Would it kill you to stop flirting with Portlyn? Like you need another girl to dump via text message." In which Sonny and Chad's dance from Promises, Prom-misses ends up on Youtube.
Sonny with a Chance - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,382 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/16/2009 - Sonny M., Chad D. C. - Complete
The Park by b-Kaz reviews
Sonny/Chad are 6 years old. What happens if Sonny is left in the park alone for a few minutes while mum's gone to buy ice-cream? What will happen in that short time she is alone? How is Chad involved? Fluff. In character. One-Shot.
Sonny with a Chance - Rated: K - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,573 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/16/2009 - Chad D. C., Sonny M. - Complete
Edward Freaking Cullen by ibell-08 reviews
Take a look at Jessica's POV of what she thinks about Edward and Bella's relationship and her own desire to have Edward for herself.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,012 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 10 - Published: 5/15/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Date or Hate by Sunset Clouds reviews
A simple cellphone dating service helped Sonny to realize how perfect she and Chad are for each other. Implied Channy
Sonny with a Chance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,241 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/11/2009 - Sonny M., Chad D. C. - Complete
I Lava You by May Lily reviews
What did the male volcano say to the female volcano? I lava you! All Dialogue/Drabble. Chad/Sonny. Channy. Cheesy. Pointless. xD
Sonny with a Chance - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 565 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/10/2009 - Chad D. C., Sonny M. - Complete
Coming Out by Loved-Invention reviews
“Keeping up appearances can be exhausting and not noteworthy. They always say that honesty is the best policy. Even though I am Chad Dylan Cooper, my fans deserve to know the truth.”
Sonny with a Chance - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,362 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/10/2009 - Chad D. C. - Complete
Dr Pepper by kat3.alwaysxox reviews
He folded the jacket over his arm. “See you around, Alison.” Sonny smiled. “Count on it, Chadford.”
Sonny with a Chance - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,200 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 5/10/2009 - Published: 4/22/2009 - Sonny M., Chad D. C. - Complete
So Far So Great, or Not by ShainaNight reviews
Sonny's mom dies in a fatal car crash, leaving Sonny all alone. So what happens when her dad shows up after being gone for ten years? And is he really all he pretends to be?
Sonny with a Chance - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,048 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 5/10/2009 - Published: 5/6/2009 - Sonny M., Chad D. C. - Complete
Touch by Gracie Reed reviews
Sonny touches Chad for the benefit of science. Right. Chad/Sonny
Sonny with a Chance - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,309 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/10/2009 - Sonny M., Chad D. C. - Complete
Even When The Sky Is Falling, Baby, I'll Be There by jesuisamber reviews
"This could be the last night of our lives, certainly the last even barely ordinary one. And all I could think of was that I wanted to spend it with you." Oneshot.
Sonny with a Chance - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,555 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/9/2009 - Chad D. C., Sonny M. - Complete
TicTac Tactic by Loved-Invention reviews
If it was a violet dress it would have been perfect. If it was a red Tic Tac instead of an orange one, she would have felt secure. But with Chad, things never go as expected. Sonny/Chad.
Sonny with a Chance - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,056 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/8/2009 - Chad D. C., Sonny M. - Complete
Middle Names by LiteraryLullaby reviews
Oh, so now I have to know your middle name to care about you?" Sonny/Chad. All dialogue.
Sonny with a Chance - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,259 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 13 - Published: 5/3/2009 - Sonny M., Chad D. C. - Complete
Limbo by aloquaciousgirl reviews
Alice is good at keeping secrets from her brother, but this one she won't keep to herself. AU Set between New Moon and Eclipse, deviates slightly from the books.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,873 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/1/2009 - Bella, Alice - Complete
Twenty Questions by May Lily reviews
Maybe all they needed was just a simple game of Twenty Questions. Channy. Chad/Sonny. Random. Read&Review!
Sonny with a Chance - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,502 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 167 - Follows: 18 - Published: 4/30/2009 - Chad D. C., Sonny M. - Complete
The Geico Gecko Meets The Twilight Characters by fluffily reviews
A total crackfic in which each and every one of the Twilight characters meets the Geico car insurance gecko. Hell mall? Alpacas? Torture? Severly strange happy places? The death of Eddie-kins's Volvo? Killer shirts? Read now and be amazed!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 12 - Words: 10,381 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 4/30/2009 - Published: 6/12/2008
Kick the Wizard by Loved-Invention reviews
I am dating Sonny Monroe. I kiss her and I tell her that I love her all the time. So Mr. Wizard-brat is wrong when he says that we’re not official. We totally are. Sonny/Chad. Stupid Cute follow-up.
Sonny with a Chance - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,774 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 9 - Published: 4/30/2009 - Chad D. C., Sonny M. - Complete
Stupid Cute by Loved-Invention reviews
I hate stupid cute. I hate it because I love it so much. And it sucks. Tag to SWAC of Dating. Chad's POV. Now a four-shot.
Sonny with a Chance - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,177 - Reviews: 159 - Favs: 150 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 4/30/2009 - Published: 4/12/2009 - Chad D. C., Sonny M. - Complete
Burning up by ride2night reviews
Chad, you're burning up!" Sonny said. "I'm burning up, burning up, for you Sonny!" SonnyChad one-shot.
Sonny with a Chance - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,947 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/29/2009 - Sonny M., Chad D. C. - Complete
Assumptions by Julsgracie reviews
What did the humans think of Bella and Edward's sudden interaction during Twilight? What did Mike have to say to Jess' gossip? Ever wonder what their new relationship looked like from the opposite side? MIKE POV. One-shot.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,271 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 11 - Published: 4/28/2009 - Mike, Bella - Complete
Habits Die Hard by Lady Casper-san reviews
Edward notices a certain habit with Bella and decides to pursue it.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 323 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/27/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The First Kiss by TWILIGHT LOVERR OFICIALL reviews
Edward and Bella's first kiss at school cafeteria. Mike and Jessica's reaction. May add more if you review. E&B
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,005 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 15 - Published: 4/25/2009 - Bella, Edward
Kindergarten by Sunday Wolf Song reviews
Bella and Edward in Kindergarten. Just some cutesy fluff... Read and Reveiw!
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 616 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 12 - Published: 4/25/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Forgiveness by nothing but a prayer reviews
When Bella and Edward come back from Isle Esme, it is clear that Carlisle wants Bella's baby aborted. This is my take on how Esme would have reacted, how they both manage to keep moving forward and the power of forgiveness. Sweet and Loving.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,682 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 7 - Published: 4/24/2009 - Carlisle, Esme - Complete
Pie by ClumsyBird92 reviews
A Pie Eating Contest! With Edward, Bella, and Emmett! rated T for no particular reason
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 702 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/23/2009 - Complete
Mornings are Special by sapphire0427 reviews
Renee has a conversation with Edward. Eclipse missing moment. One-shot. Edward/Bella. Renee POV.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 934 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 13 - Published: 4/22/2009 - Renée, Edward - Complete
I Know by May Lily reviews
Every girl goes through phases, and this week, Sonny's was: T-Shirts. One-sided/Slight Chad/Sonny CHANNY. Pointless oneshot.
Sonny with a Chance - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 509 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/18/2009 - Chad D. C., Sonny M. - Complete
A Cure For The Monday Blues by IGottaFindYou reviews
...It's Monday, and Sonny really needs a cupcake. Why does she need a cupcake? Well, that can be explained by two simple words: Cows,and Chad...OK, maybe it's not that ANNY 1-SHOT
Sonny with a Chance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,495 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 7 - Published: 4/18/2009 - Sonny M., Chad D. C. - Complete
April Valentines by angels.02.music reviews
Channy one shot. inspired by my 5 year old brother saying good night....... i do not own SWAC
Sonny with a Chance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 440 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/16/2009 - Chad D. C., Sonny M.
I think we should date by Says The Schizophrenic reviews
All- human. A one-shoot with Bella saying no when Edward askes her out on her first day in Forks. BXE Fluff ; Just for fun, and will never be a full story.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,127 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 10 - Published: 4/15/2009 - Edward, Bella
Pink Jelly by Furny reviews
What is it really about Pink Jelly? What did Troy really mean? Troyella! Hilarious one shot! All my HSM oneshots are here... PINK JELLY IS MY FAVE!
High School Musical - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 7,577 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 4/14/2009 - Published: 2/2/2007 - Troy B., Gabriella M. - Complete
Something to Blog About by cware reviews
Continuation of 'Sonny With a Chance of Dating' Channy : Sonny X Chad
Sonny with a Chance - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 840 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 10 - Published: 4/13/2009 - Sonny M., Chad D. C. - Complete
50 Things To Do When You're Bored by Lost in Believing reviews
50 Things To Do When You're Bored. Cullen Style. You never know what could happen in the Cullen Household. Hilarity ensured for some chapters. Sometimes other people are brought into the craziness...All 50 Things To Do When You're Bored. Now Complete!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 52 - Words: 76,434 - Reviews: 3233 - Favs: 948 - Follows: 440 - Updated: 4/13/2009 - Published: 7/3/2008 - Complete
I Ban Zac Efron by have-a-cookie reviews
There will come a day when Zac Efron comes knocking on that door and he’s like ‘Hey, can I come in?’ And I’ll be like, ‘Oh no, you’re banned.’" Chad centric drabble.
Sonny with a Chance - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 495 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/12/2009 - Chad D. C. - Complete
Who Let Emmett In? by GetYourOwnEdward5678 reviews
It's Emmett for crying out loud! Bella and Edward are cleaning out all of Bella's old human "things". But what happens when Emmett gets in? R&R!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 6,010 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 4/11/2009 - Published: 3/16/2009 - Complete
Four Things by k2gal615 reviews
Sonny sold Chad to the media fast friends and she feels bad...What will happen when she tells him face to face? Long One-shot
Sonny with a Chance - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,094 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/11/2009 - Chad D. C. - Complete
Bella's Period by Ms.Naruto-Fan reviews
.Fourth Installment of the Bella's ... series. Bella has her period and Edward finds out she's not exactly the happiest camper.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 556 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 21 - Published: 4/8/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Pieces by kat3.alwaysxox reviews
It's a good thing they have each other.
Sonny with a Chance - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,569 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/6/2009 - Sonny M. - Complete
Baseball by LOSHLOVERXOXO reviews
Emmett takes his jokes to far and Bella takes her anger out on baseball some siggestive scenes but no lemons review
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 878 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/3/2009 - Complete
Coke by Trent and Gwen 4ever reviews
This is a cute way of Trent and Gwen meeting.
Total Drama series - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 366 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/31/2009 - Trent, Gwen - Complete
Showing Off by Jlbrew85 reviews
Edward's showing off for Bella lands him in trouble with Carlisle.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,356 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 14 - Published: 3/29/2009 - Carlisle, Edward, Esme - Complete
Accidently Cheated by Thomas N reviews
Edward "accidently cheated" on Bella. Fun Fact to 9th Grade Me: It is spelled "accidentally."
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,026 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 3/28/2009 - Published: 2/3/2009 - Bella, Edward
The Finest Wine by behappy101 reviews
Edward discovers the true price of heaven. PERIOD SEQUEL. Dark Edward. MATURE THEMES
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 13 - Words: 23,560 - Reviews: 651 - Favs: 356 - Follows: 388 - Updated: 3/27/2009 - Published: 7/30/2008 - Bella, Edward
Bella's Youtube Account by Ms.Naruto-Fan reviews
.From the Author of Bella's Ipod and Bella's Questions. He clicked the link and her page came up. There were so many videos to choose from but he chose...
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,241 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 17 - Published: 3/27/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Hidden Love by LifesAStory reviews
Gabriella can't seem to find the perfect guy, until new boy name Troy Bolton appears. He's mysterious and Gabriella falls for him. Everything seems perfect until there is a deep dark secret about Troy that can ruin him & everything.Better summary inside
High School Musical - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,480 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 3/25/2009 - Published: 2/27/2009 - Troy B., Gabriella M.
Of Cujo and Kisses by Loved-Invention reviews
Because he likes her just the way she is. Sonny/Chad fluff.
Sonny with a Chance - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 697 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 11 - Published: 3/25/2009 - Chad D. C., Sonny M. - Complete
Frantic by Justine Lark reviews
“Do you have any idea how close I came to crossing the line today?” How close? What went through Edward's mind when Bella went to La Push and how does he come to terms with her visits? An emotional Eclipse missing moment from Edward's POV!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,950 - Reviews: 271 - Favs: 187 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 3/25/2009 - Published: 2/12/2009 - Edward - Complete
A Demon's Heaven by Elemental Serenity reviews
Jasper overhears Alice talking with Rosalie about how Alice cheated- on a test. However Jasper only hears part of the conversation, and miscommunication and angst ensue. JxA!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,848 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 6 - Published: 3/24/2009 - Jasper, Alice - Complete
Pepsi at a Lemonade Stand by TwilightBrightStar reviews
Charlie’s thoughts about Forks, Edward Cullen and his family
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 747 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/24/2009 - Charlie S., Edward - Complete
Why doesn't chad care by inugomegirl reviews
Did you ever wonder why Chad likes to pretend he doesn't care, or why doesn't care oer all maybe because he had a bad past before Mackenzie Falls. it hurt to much to talk about until Sonny said something that made him explode, Perfect past? yeah right.
Sonny with a Chance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,244 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/23/2009 - Chad D. C., Sonny M. - Complete
Anything to Save You by bellaklutz2010 reviews
Would you die for the one you love?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 20 - Words: 61,821 - Reviews: 615 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 3/23/2009 - Published: 1/23/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Saving Edward by twiXlite reviews
Edward Cullen is a lost & troubled teenager. Upon their discovery of his self harm and an eating disorder his family relocate to Forks where Edward meets Bella Swan. Can she help him work through his problems or will she push him further into depression?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 52 - Words: 179,000 - Reviews: 1505 - Favs: 1,552 - Follows: 459 - Updated: 3/23/2009 - Published: 2/7/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Edward And Bella's Trip To The Zoo by Renesmee-Luvr reviews
Edward and Bella go to the zoo.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,453 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 3/22/2009 - Published: 3/17/2009 - Bella, Edward
You Know Why by iloveonlyyou reviews
A funny story of why you don't mess with Troy Bolton's girl. RxR xoxo
High School Musical - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,037 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/22/2009 - Troy B., Gabriella M. - Complete
Icecream Man by MangoLover11 reviews
Bella sings weird songs! Review plz!
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 106 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/21/2009 - Bella - Complete
Statistic by aloquaciousgirl reviews
Alice had a little too much fun fabricating evidence.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 702 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/18/2009 - Alice, Rosalie - Complete
The Best Gym Class Ever by CommeParMagie reviews
Edward and Alice are sick of pretending to be bad at Gym. One day they decide to get their revenge....
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 622 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/18/2009 - Complete
Baby Doll by rachellephant reviews
Rosalie's anguish after Bella's baby is born.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,184 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/16/2009 - Rosalie - Complete
Vampire Bella Goes to School by tammyxcullen reviews
Bella goes to school as a vampire.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,975 - Reviews: 129 - Favs: 213 - Follows: 120 - Published: 3/16/2009 - Bella, Edward
Sonny's Quiz by OrigamiChick reviews
Sonny gets bored on her day off and finds a crush quiz online. SonnyxChad
Sonny with a Chance - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 804 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/12/2009 - Sonny M. - Complete
East High Chronicles by the gifted one reviews
Taylor has suffered a great loss. When Troy helps Taylor out, will it damage his relationship with Gabriella forever? Will Troy choose between being a good friend or a good boyfriend? Read and find out.
High School Musical - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 26,461 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 3/11/2009 - Published: 4/2/2008 - Troy B., Taylor M.
Happy Birthday by OrigamiChick reviews
Chad is still angry at Sonny about his party until he finds a suprise in his room.
Sonny with a Chance - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 545 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/10/2009 - Complete
Clarification by aloquaciousgirl reviews
Bella has a heart to heart with Jasper. Canon pairings.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,151 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 14 - Published: 3/10/2009 - Bella, Jasper - Complete
Delightful Dessert by UselessEphiphany26 reviews
Something is makeing Bella moan. But it's not Edward. Funny.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 886 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/9/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Wild and Wacky Adventures of Edward in PE! by LindaRoo reviews
Hilarity ensues when Edward comes back at the end of New Moon and he and Alice get Mrs. Cope to change their schedules to put them in Bella's gym class. How can they appear human when their superhuman athletic aptitudes keep getting in the way?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 12 - Words: 74,371 - Reviews: 1984 - Favs: 2,253 - Follows: 1,687 - Updated: 3/9/2009 - Published: 2/27/2007
What If by 14vlover reviews
What if your heart will beat for someone who is actually your brother? Are there rules of love? Will there love be strong? Join Troy and Gabriella as they love each other as brothers and sisters. What if?
High School Musical - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 16,172 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 3/9/2009 - Published: 4/11/2008 - Troy B., Gabriella M.
Hand Hugs and Eskimo Kisses by sketchinglife reviews
Angela teaches Bella some new cute ways to show affection and Bella can't wait to try them on Edward. BxE, one-shot and pure fluff!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,152 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 17 - Published: 3/8/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Twilight is Published! by Murmmer reviews
What would happen if Twilight was published in the Twilight world? What happens when half of Forks reads Stephanie Meyer's new Best Seller, Twilight? What will Bella and the Cullens do? After all, Bella just had her personal thoughts PUBLISHED!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 24 - Words: 21,712 - Reviews: 1288 - Favs: 538 - Follows: 568 - Updated: 3/8/2009 - Published: 6/25/2007
Bella's Headache by Mokusgirl reviews
Bella gets a headache while at the Cullen's house spending the day with Edward. He nurses her back to health, naturally. Read and review! and not flames please...just constructive critisism please. Hope you like it...Enjoy!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,623 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 15 - Published: 3/7/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Strangeness in the Air by The Mad Maiden reviews
The Mad Hatter is wondering if there's something wrong with the air in Wonderland. An Hatter/older!Alice fic.
Adventures in Wonderland - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,004 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/6/2009 - Complete
Famous by twilightseries4life reviews
All human. Bella Swan and Edward Cullen are a famous hollywood couple. Edward and Bella need a break from all the hollywood madness so they get disguises and try to blend in at forks high. What will happen? Its already BxE but Give this a try.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 11,431 - Reviews: 281 - Favs: 164 - Follows: 153 - Updated: 3/2/2009 - Published: 9/11/2008 - Bella, Edward
I Know Him! by HPincognito247 reviews
Vanessa's having a bad day. Zac cheers her up. Z/V one-shot.
High School Musical - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,826 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 15 - Published: 2/28/2009 - Complete
Lauren's POV by Julsgracie reviews
What do Lauren and Jess have to say about Bella and Edward's sudden engagement? Will they make assumptions? How do Bella and Edward react to this? Takes place between Eclipse and Breaking Dawn. All in-character. One-shot. LaurenPOV.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,891 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 2/26/2009 - Published: 11/9/2008 - Lauren, Edward - Complete
The WeddingLauren's POV by Julsgracie reviews
An exact parallel to Edward and Bella's wedding in Breaking Dawn, written from Lauren's perspective. One-shot.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,190 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 18 - Published: 2/26/2009 - Lauren, Bella - Complete
Bella's Ipod by Ms.Naruto-Fan reviews
Edward sneaks into Bella's room while she's taking a shower and listens to her ipod. Little does he know the horror that lies behind the "Not Around Edward" playlist. R&R
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,184 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 11 - Published: 2/25/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Baby Project by bookworm3 reviews
2/24/09 UPDATED!Who knew taking care of a baby boy would have you fall in love with your worst enemy? Not Troy Bolton and Gabriella Montez! Troyella! TRAILER UP NOW!
High School Musical - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 27,389 - Reviews: 691 - Favs: 311 - Follows: 286 - Updated: 2/24/2009 - Published: 5/5/2007 - Troy B., Gabriella M.
Sleep Talker by Pepper96 reviews
Bella hangs out at the Cullen house where she falls asleep. The Cullens besides Edward are fascinated to discover that Bella talks in her sleep. Takes place post-Twilight, pre-New Moon. No longer a one-shot, will now be Cullen family moments!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 779 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 2/20/2009 - Published: 2/19/2009 - Emmett
NBB: Brothers Divided by hangman005 reviews
The first story in this series follows on directly after "Polar Bears". Alex is back on lemon lime soda much to Nat's disgust. Alex's addiction creates a massive rift between him and the band. Can things get back to normal? R&R
Naked Brothers Band - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 10,133 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/20/2009 - Alex - Complete
Rosalie's Baby by Captain Tauriel reviews
Bella discovers new hope for Rosalie to get what she's always dreamed of. Rosalie goes to cloud 9 and slips into a new personality you would not recognize as her own, as she endures baby bliss. How long will it last? What's to be of the baby?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,026 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 2/16/2009 - Published: 12/4/2008 - Rosalie, Bella
Twilight: The Musical by whitnibble reviews
Edward's rapping? Bella's singing Hannah Montana? Emmett's protecting his barney? Leah's got the pack on leashes? It's all Aro's fault of course. Him and that dang potion.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 19 - Words: 22,424 - Reviews: 347 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 87 - Updated: 2/16/2009 - Published: 7/25/2008
My Brother's First Date by TheSingingGirl reviews
Alice, of course, watched the entire meadow scene. She had to, just in case. Well, alright, so she was curious. And she had to interfere, just a little... Canon APOV
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 13 - Words: 22,482 - Reviews: 201 - Favs: 284 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 2/16/2009 - Published: 10/19/2008 - Alice, Edward - Complete
Need For Speed by dakinevamp reviews
The Cullen Clan decides to do a little racing, lots of fast cars and even a pantless Edward! FRESH LEMONADE!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,962 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 2/15/2009 - Published: 1/26/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
True to her Word by Luc91 reviews
Gabriella meets Troy during the summer and makes a promise. Will she keep it or is it too good to be true? Troyella. One-shot. Please R&R. Thanks x Previously HSMandChelseaFCfan
High School Musical - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,042 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 16 - Published: 2/14/2009 - Troy B., Gabriella M. - Complete
Red Red Rose by MissouriLady reviews
Bella is stuck having to suffer thru a Valentine's day. During Twilight.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,143 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 9 - Published: 2/14/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Edwards Nerves by Love Is Courage Baby reviews
Emmett is bored and decideds to annoy Edward through his thoughts....
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,782 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 2/13/2009 - Published: 1/30/2009 - Edward, Emmett - Complete
Til the Last One Dies by xXlinebetweenloveand hateXx reviews
Bella and Edward first Valentine's Day together. What will Bella get Edward? And what about this text message that Bella get have to do with anyting? Well you have to read silly billy!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,617 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/13/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Rockstar Songfic by luv2sing628 reviews
i wrote my own lyrics to hannah montana's rockstar involving twilight! lol its in edward's pov its really funny
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 304 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 6 - Published: 2/12/2009 - Edward - Complete
Emo English Prompt by UltimateFanpire20 reviews
We had an evil sub in english, this was my prompt. Full summary inside
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 290 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Published: 2/12/2009 - Complete
In A Heartbeat by nerdify reviews
Bella and Edward argue about the things Edward can do in a heartbeat. Pointless fluff.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 875 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/12/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Four Letter Killer by nighttime writer reviews
Edward and Bella’s relationship is tested when Edward fails to protect Bella from the most disgusting human crime possible: rape.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 7 - Words: 13,176 - Reviews: 178 - Favs: 187 - Follows: 198 - Updated: 2/7/2009 - Published: 12/2/2008 - Bella, Edward
What's it Like? by iloveonlyyou reviews
Troy and his little brother talk about making a memorable first time experience. troyella
High School Musical - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,360 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/7/2009 - Complete
Jessica's Lunch by Soccer Monkey 16 reviews
One-shot. The first day Edward has lunch with Bella, from Jessica's POV
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,937 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 10 - Published: 2/5/2009 - Complete
Edward's Human Moment by OnlyinFiction reviews
Cute quicky... Bella gives him a moment of living.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 236 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 18 - Published: 2/1/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Pucker Up, Buttercup by prettyfreakinsweet reviews
Previously 'Kissing Booth'. A series of unrelated one-shots in which Edward and Bella randomly have to kiss. First chapter is the original Kissing Booth- B, A, R working at a kissing booth, & the guys show up. All Human. Mostly OOC, I think.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,712 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 1/30/2009 - Published: 1/7/2009 - Bella, Edward
The Edward Song by Lonewolf77 reviews
A song about Edward, his life, and the silliness that is Twilight,
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 692 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/28/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Bella's Amnesia by VegitarianxVampire reviews
Bella gets a slight case of amnesia, scaring the living crap out of Edward. Sweet little one-shot, BxE.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 923 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 14 - Published: 1/27/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Beaches by edwardbella001 reviews
Edward and Bella met on the beach when they were four. Edward taught her how to ride a bike and Bella taught him how to tie a necktie. But when they get older, how come they have such a difficult time expressing their feelings for one another? All human.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 16 - Words: 49,501 - Reviews: 634 - Favs: 427 - Follows: 186 - Updated: 1/26/2009 - Published: 12/15/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Bet by vampires rule my world reviews
Bella and Emmett make a bet with each other to see who has the most 'adventurous' sex life. Rated M for lemons.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 11,930 - Reviews: 200 - Favs: 355 - Follows: 143 - Updated: 1/25/2009 - Published: 1/7/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Emmett by Rakusa reviews
There is only so far Edward can be pushed...
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,770 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/25/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
A Little Too Long by luv2watchtv reviews
He had left it a little too long to come back. Now he would only see me one last time. One last time before I unwillingly left him. AU New Moon
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,075 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/24/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Calling Doctor From Hell by ForEverTopaz1901 reviews
Bella gets sick while Carlisle is unavailable to take care of her. Edward takes her to the hospital, thinking he will get a professional doctor. But it turns out to be much worse than that. This actually happened to me, so have fun reading!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,668 - Reviews: 186 - Favs: 209 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 1/19/2009 - Published: 9/10/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Humans Are Friends, Not Food by Cullen Creations reviews
What happens when Carlisle comes home from the hospital with news of a new procedure that can temporarily change his family back to their human form? You're gonna have to read to find out! Rated T for some language, violence and slight romance.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,715 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 1/19/2009 - Published: 12/26/2008
Brief Bonding by Fantasyfan4ever reviews
Sally Jackson watches her baby son sleep one night as she thinks about her new life as a mother. However, she isn't Percy's only nightime visitor.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,168 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 25 - Published: 1/18/2009 - Poseidon, Sally J. - Complete
Hot and cold song parody by fanpire16 reviews
This is a song parody of Hot and cold by Katy Perry. Its Bella talking about Edward. Its kinda stupid and has no real story to it so read it if you want, it's just for fun:
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 408 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/18/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Superhero by Lolavella reviews
Bella and Edward talk. Bella is sleepy.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 908 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 18 - Published: 1/17/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Marking Cullen Style by TwilightObsessedMell reviews
Ever wondered what it's like to be a teacher, marking one of the 'perfect' Cullen test papers? Well, I did...
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,019 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/12/2009 - Alice - Complete
Evil Little Prankster by bellapouts reviews
The gang is forced to spend one whole night at home by Carlisle and Esme. But someone is pulling pranks and getting the others into trouble. Sleeping tablets, Emmett's jeep, Emmett looking at porn on Carlisle's computer, snails, delivery guy, pranks...R&R
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 9 - Words: 12,712 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 1/10/2009 - Published: 11/28/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
If You Poke a Vampire in the Eye by A. Murray reviews
The events as recalled by Bella Swan. Complete fluffy humor.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 923 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/10/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Based On True Events by pandorasnotebook reviews
The Cullens go see the movie Twilight and the rest of the theater has be a captive audience to their constant need to narrate. Oneshot.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,580 - Reviews: 321 - Favs: 409 - Follows: 68 - Published: 1/10/2009 - Complete
Strange reaction by When We Stand Together reviews
Bella and Edward share an evening together and Edward is acting strange
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,774 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/9/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Play Nice by ThexInvisiblexGirl reviews
Edward and Charlie play chess. Charlie's POV. Takes place in the summer between Twilight and New Moon.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,758 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 21 - Published: 1/8/2009 - Charlie S., Edward - Complete
Miracles by OreoFudge'D reviews
one shot -- bella dies because of jacob. edward came back. what will happen? are miracles really there? ExB
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,020 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/8/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Waiting Game by bookworm1984 reviews
Edward is lost in his thoughts while he waits at Bella's bedside in the hospital. Edward's point of view.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,573 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/7/2009 - Edward, Bella
I Lost My Powers by RoMaNTiCiLLuSioNSof.the.HeaRT reviews
Edward loses his mind-reading ability. How will he cope with his newfound “normality?”
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,346 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 5 - Updated: 1/2/2009 - Published: 1/1/2009 - Edward, Bella
My Last Year's New Year Resolution by Fresh and Formal reviews
It all started at a ski lodge named Sky Mountain Ski Resort, on New Years Eve. Where Troy Bolton and Gabriella Montez had first met; Where they first sang together; Where they became friends; and where they possibly fell in love. TxG Fluffiness!
High School Musical - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,367 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/2/2009 - Troy B., Gabriella M. - Complete
Keeping Secrets by Julsgracie reviews
Charlie and Bella have an argument over Edward. Takes place at the end of New Moon. Bella POV. "The deeper you get in, Bella, the worse it'll be when he's gone. I won't let the same thing happen again. How can you be so sure?" One-shot.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,540 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 1/2/2009 - Published: 12/5/2008 - Complete
Foresight by Lily Turtle reviews
What if Edward and Carlisle had gone ahead with their decision to try and remove the baby? Without Bella's permission... A oneshot.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,256 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 12 - Published: 1/1/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Too Little, Too Late by Breakin' Dishes reviews
“It’s amazing isn’t it?" “Everybody down their going about their normal routine, none of us knowing the problems everybody is going through.” “They look just like ants.” Troyella. One-shot
High School Musical - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,699 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 16 - Published: 1/1/2009 - Troy B., Gabriella M. - Complete
The Start of Something New by Stephy Dearest reviews
Bella, a recent university graduate heads back to Seattle to start her new life. What happens when Bella and Edward stumble upon each other unexpectedly and move in with one another? All Human. Rated M for future chapters: sexual content and language
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 19,372 - Reviews: 124 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 106 - Updated: 12/31/2008 - Published: 8/12/2008
Flying High by DaemonicKitten reviews
Just a totally random 'what if' story about Edward eating something he shouldn't have, and the consequences. Edward/Bella pairing.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,683 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/27/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Separate From Myself by Obsessed.with.writing reviews
Bella has many different passions. Ballet, Hip-hop, Skateboarding and Gymnastics. For each of these she has a different name, Isabella, Issy, Is and Isa. How can she react when her lives start to fold in on one another. COMPLETE!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 32 - Words: 40,668 - Reviews: 1252 - Favs: 579 - Follows: 384 - Updated: 12/27/2008 - Published: 3/23/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Falling For Your Brother's Best Friend by xlovestory reviews
Through Gabriella and Chad's parents marriage, they become brother & sister, reluctantly. It's 10 years later, and things are about to change; Troy Bolton, is about to happen. A friendship with Chad, a relationship with Gabi, happily ever after? Nope! T&G
High School Musical - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 34 - Words: 42,578 - Reviews: 691 - Favs: 239 - Follows: 170 - Updated: 12/27/2008 - Published: 10/25/2007 - Complete
What Emmett ponders by Beckah-lynn reviews
Emmett Cullen has a very vivid imagination. The littlest things will put ideas in his head. So what kind of things do we find out when he decides to voice these things? His frist quesstion is "What are tampons used for?" read for a good laugh.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,460 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 12/27/2008 - Published: 12/4/2008 - Emmett
Rudolph The Red Nosed Bella by LiveInLove reviews
Bella gets a cold and tries to hide it from Edward. Is that even possible?
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,707 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/25/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Mistletoe by enterprisealien reviews
Edward goes to Bella's to help her decorate, and she pulls out the mistletoe. EPOV.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,619 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 12/24/2008 - Published: 12/16/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Daddy by ZA Secret Santa reviews
Written for Bella in the ZA Secret Santa Fic Exchange. Troyella.
High School Musical - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,005 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 7 - Published: 12/24/2008 - Troy B., Gabriella M. - Complete
Our Tree by ZA Secret Santa reviews
Written for Amy in the ZA Secret Santa Fic Exchange. Troyella.
High School Musical - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,448 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/24/2008 - Gabriella M., Troy B. - Complete
No freaking way! by When We Stand Together reviews
Jessica's POV. The day Bella arrives with Edward to school oneshot
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 883 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/19/2008 - Jessica - Complete
Sleigh Rides by Daddy's Little Cannibal reviews
Edward asks Santa for a favor. B/E One-shot
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,718 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 147 - Follows: 35 - Published: 12/15/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Christmas Tampons by heatt reviews
Gabriella knows absolutely everything about anything. But what happens when she can't figure out a present to give her boyfriend? Will she get crazed when she doesn't know what he got her? Christmas is so complicated when in love. TG oneshot.
High School Musical - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,005 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/14/2008 - Gabriella M., Troy B. - Complete
Charlie's Surprise by theywerejustthere reviews
The Cullens are at Bella's house watching a movie when Charlie gives them an offer they can't refuse and if they do Charlie will want to know why. Will the Cullen's secret be reveled or will Bella do whatever possible to protect their secret?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,352 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 12/11/2008 - Published: 8/27/2008 - Bella, Edward
In the hospital by Juliejuliejulie reviews
Welcome to my first piece of fan fiction EVER. I'd love feedback on what you think. This scene, in Edward's POV, takes place between chapters 23 and 24 in Twilight. Bella is the hospital in Phoenix.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,527 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 7 - Published: 12/8/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
I Wanna Be Famous, Be Careful What You Wish For by JET34 reviews
The 22 campers return home after eight weeks and it turns out that they have a lot of fans. Not only that, they are going on shows and doing photoshoots! But what happens when one party changes their lives? BxG, DxC, OxI, TxG, LxH, TxL. Please enjoy! R&R
Total Drama series - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 17,253 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 12/8/2008 - Published: 8/21/2008 - Complete
Summer Camp Nightmare by Vfanforlife reviews
It’s summertime, and the East High Wildcats are at a camp. Someone from Troy’s past comes back and wants to get to him. How? By using the thing closest to Troy, Gabriella. Rated T for some themes, violence and SC.
High School Musical - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 21 - Words: 38,506 - Reviews: 153 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 12/6/2008 - Published: 5/27/2008 - Troy B., Gabriella M. - Complete
The New Neighbor: Total Drama Highschool by CocoTheDreamer5454 reviews
Instead of surving Total Drama Island What about High School? Story to be finished!
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 44 - Words: 20,803 - Reviews: 134 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 12/4/2008 - Published: 8/30/2008 - Duncan, Courtney - Complete
Complicated by deviousdani reviews
All Troy Bolton wants to do is ask Gabriella Montez out on a date. But things get a little complicated while going to his friends for advice. Oneshot
High School Musical - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,645 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/3/2008 - Complete
I Hate School by Ein Kampf kann eine Lebenszeit reviews
Bella shares her dislikes with school, but Edward still makes her go. Please read and review.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,840 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 7 - Published: 12/2/2008 - Benjamin, Edward - Complete
20 minutes in heaven by demiwinchester reviews
T G are locked up on the closet for 7 minutes but it turns out to everything but 7 minutes.
High School Musical - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 800 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/29/2008 - Troy B., Gabriella M. - Complete
Awkward Day by pandorasnotebook reviews
Awkward Day is the Cullen's favorite holiday when you add 'In my pants' or 'In bed' to the end of every sentence. Poor Edward. Oneshot!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,495 - Reviews: 401 - Favs: 467 - Follows: 71 - Published: 11/27/2008 - Complete
Edward Cullen and the Crossed Eyed Armadillo by Victoriaisdabomb reviews
Edward Cullen is stuck in Canada with a crossed eyed armadillo all alone.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 132 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/27/2008 - Edward - Complete
Test for Smart People: Edward by Muzik-Mafia3142 reviews
Bella has some questions to ask, does she get the right answers or does Edward fail the test for smart people. Fluffy, may become a series of the families answers B&E Note I suck at summeries
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,133 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/26/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Vampire Song by teamjacob1 reviews
From the Campfire song song off of Spongebob. I think it's pretty cool. Used to be part of "Conversations between Twilighters" Enjoy! Totally remixed! Ohhh, yeah!
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 189 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/23/2008 - Complete
Calculator Conversations by Sophia24 reviews
Alice is bored in class and decides to write messages to Emmett on her calculator. He has some rather humourous replies. random one-shot! All human and a bit OOC but not much.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 970 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/19/2008 - Complete
May I Say I Loved You More? by subtle-temptation reviews
Even on the first day of first grade, Edward knew. The bruises on her neck were enough to tell him that he had found someone who would always be there for him, and, years later, it was still true. They loved each other--enough to run away together.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 11 - Words: 21,153 - Reviews: 209 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 176 - Updated: 11/17/2008 - Published: 4/25/2008
You do NOT Mess with Emmett's Sister by Symeria reviews
Kellan Lutz Our awesome Emmett! said it best, "Emmett's the protector. He's the guy that's there to crack jokes then beat somebody up." Bella is grateful that Emmett will be her brother in a few weeks. Emmett and Bella brother/sister bonding fic
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,408 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 301 - Follows: 41 - Published: 11/15/2008 - Emmett, Bella - Complete
Breaking News by Justine Lark reviews
The day Bella and Edward tell everyone at school they're getting married-- if they had gotten engaged before graduation-- from Edward's POV. Will Edward like what Jessica, Mike, Angela and others are thinking? Sparkle Award Best One-Shot!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,060 - Reviews: 228 - Favs: 567 - Follows: 99 - Published: 11/9/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
No PDA by Daddy's Little Cannibal reviews
PDA Public Display of Affection in school is fun! :D BXE One-shot Takes place at the end of Twilight. :D
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,169 - Reviews: 225 - Favs: 459 - Follows: 81 - Updated: 11/9/2008 - Published: 5/6/2008 - Complete
Jessica's Phone Call by NoMoreThanUsual reviews
The night Edward saved Bella in Port Angeles, Jessica called Bella's home and was surprised when Bella was home to answer Twilight p194. If Jessica didn't think Bella was home, exactly who WAS Jessica calling? "Mean Girls" Twilight style. Jessica's POV
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,836 - Reviews: 134 - Favs: 181 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 11/2/2008 - Published: 1/2/2008 - Jessica, Bella - Complete
Oh! The Horror! by Daddy's Little Cannibal reviews
Post Twilight. Edward and Bella watch a horror movie together. Fluffy! One-shot. BXE Happy Halloween!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,860 - Reviews: 206 - Favs: 389 - Follows: 54 - Published: 10/31/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
This Is Halloween by Sophiekins reviews
It's Halloween in Forks, and the Cullens are excited... almost all of them are.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,317 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 10/31/2008 - Published: 10/28/2008 - Edward - Complete
First Light by fashionista178 reviews
Breaking Dawn from Edward's POV.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,806 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 103 - Updated: 10/17/2008 - Published: 9/28/2008 - Edward, Bella
Slipped Away by leshiaCULLEN reviews
Ever wonder what Edward was feeling as soon as he left Bella in the forest crying, alone, scared and hurt? read and find out. First SongFic. Read and Review and Cry. All in EPOV. One-Shot btw
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,205 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/14/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The Day I Lost Edward by locqua reviews
Rosalie's take on the day Edward met Bella.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,374 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 13 - Published: 10/8/2008 - Edward, Rosalie - Complete
I Love You by angelusgrl0627 reviews
Arguements take place and Bella wonders about Edwards love for her.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 22,216 - Reviews: 160 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 10/7/2008 - Published: 4/6/2006
Just 24 Hours by luv2watchtv reviews
Friday evening 18:54; Gabriella Montez sat down to write the email. Saturday evening 18:54; Troy Bolton finished reading the email. It’s shocking what 24 hours can do to your life. A lot of things can change in that time - turning your world upside down
High School Musical - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,407 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 10/3/2008 - Published: 9/14/2008 - Complete
I like sh by EdwardMC reviews
So, this was a convo between my and my friends/ girlfriend. This is a HUMAN story. ONE-SHOT.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 734 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/1/2008 - Complete
The Happiest Place On Earth by Vanessa Wolf reviews
Carlisle surprises the kids with a special graduation trip to Disneyland!
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 8,688 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 9/30/2008 - Published: 9/23/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Pretty by DelilahTCullen reviews
Edward and Bella have a conversation. One word they use a lot is 'pretty'. Can you guess why? ONE-SHOT
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 742 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 7 - Published: 9/28/2008 - Complete
Crash Reality Check by mYkah jade reviews
Troy is the captain of the East High Wildcats basketball team and the supreme one of the jocks. Gabriela is the boyish girl with an IQ exceeding 120 and whom everybody else perceives to be a tomboy. And they're not enemies here.
High School Musical - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 33 - Words: 42,609 - Reviews: 791 - Favs: 301 - Follows: 290 - Updated: 9/25/2008 - Published: 4/16/2007
Cutting by Jamillia reviews
Edward gets a look at exactly how much pain his leaving caused. Warning: Cutting
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 29 - Words: 24,304 - Reviews: 302 - Favs: 160 - Follows: 98 - Updated: 9/22/2008 - Published: 8/25/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Squeeze Cheese by lizdonaghy reviews
A Troyella story that includes: Squeeze cheese, Animal Crackers, Syncronized Swimmers, Orange Juice, Sheep, Purple Socks, Giraffes, Bubble Solution, A man with a pineapple head, Lettuce, Aerobic Dancers and Jessica Alba. You know you're curious.
High School Musical - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,768 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 6 - Published: 9/14/2008 - Troy B., Gabriella M. - Complete
Gopher TV by Icee Suicune reviews
What happens when the Gophers steal Chris's TV? Oneshot
Total Drama series - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 713 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/14/2008 - Complete
Why I Hate Jacob Black by Rose Tyler reviews
Rosalie's POV: She hates Jacob Black. But not for the reasons you think.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 996 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/13/2008 - Rosalie - Complete
Hannah Montana Vs Debussy by HollyJane reviews
Edward and Emmett get into a little argument about Hannah Montana and Debussy.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 804 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/5/2008 - Edward, Emmett - Complete
Musical magic! by vampire versus werewolf reviews
Funny nonsense with a musical edge!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,334 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 9/5/2008 - Published: 7/12/2008 - Emmett, Bella
IPod by Dazzled-1918 reviews
Ok... Bella shows Edward the wonders of an IPod... Humor... rated K... BXE... one-shot...
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 191 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/3/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
My music, My Troy by Rac4hel414 reviews
Gabriella, Troy, Sharpay, Zeke, Chad and Taylor are all in a band. But, when Troy gets a new girlfriend, coincidentally Gabriella's cousin who she despises, she starts controlling the band. Gabriella leaves but will the others convince Troy of his mistake
High School Musical - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 45,683 - Reviews: 276 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 121 - Updated: 9/3/2008 - Published: 4/17/2008
I'm Too Sexy For My Shirt by Jamillia reviews
Emmett's just been shown youtube. What is about to happen?
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 842 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/28/2008 - Emmett, Bella - Complete
I think that boy is in love with you by Not That Unique reviews
What made Renee say that to Bella at the hospital at the end of Twilight? My take on what happened whilst Bella was unconsious. Oneshot
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,710 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/27/2008 - Complete
Freddie's First Bra by FreddieHasBreasts reviews
Freddie endures a trip to Build-a-Bra with his mother. F and "?" You have to read to find out.
iCarly - Rated: T - English - Angst/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,494 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/26/2008 - Complete
He was in heaven with bella the ballerina by A Ghostwalker reviews
Just a one-shot in esme's POV thinking while her and Renee are taking Bella and Edward to Bella's first ballet lesson.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 331 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/25/2008 - Complete
I Hate You by LookingForTheOne reviews
“I hate you.” “B-” “I’m never going to talk to you again.” TxG oneshot.
High School Musical - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,099 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/23/2008 - Complete
The Number by Rissohma reviews
Edward remembers how each of the Cullens responded to his ability to read minds when Bella questions why he thinks her reaction would be predictable. One Shot. Humor.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,246 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 15 - Published: 8/21/2008 - Complete
Things that would've been funny in BD by LORiDERR reviews
Things that would've been funny in BD. SPOILERS. Meant to be funny. Duh..:D...
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,383 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/21/2008
Major Jasper and Blackbird by Calendulam reviews
Bella talks in her sleep. Emmett gets an idea. Jasper/Bella bonding ensues.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,389 - Reviews: 420 - Favs: 1,340 - Follows: 220 - Published: 8/20/2008 - Jasper, Bella - Complete
A Changing Heart by blondie AKA robin reviews
Edward's experience during Bella's change. Parallels pages 355-378 in Breaking Dawn.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,793 - Reviews: 274 - Favs: 622 - Follows: 99 - Published: 8/19/2008 - Edward, Renesmee C./Nessie - Complete
Happy Anniversary Troy by xJoannex reviews
Troy is a famous,rich basketball player. He has a beautiful girlfriend called Gabriella, recently he has been distant around her. is he cheating on her? read and find out! please review! Loosely based on Sorry by Jonas Brothers! TWOSHOT! SONGFIC! TROYELLA
High School Musical - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,041 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 8/16/2008 - Published: 8/14/2008 - Complete
A good Scare by just-your-average-kid reviews
In Twilight, when Bella asks her Mother if she talked to Edward during her week-long coma, Renee reflects on the first time she met Edward Cullen, and her interpretations on his and Bella's relationship. RENEE POV. sweet little one-shot that I thought up.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,603 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/14/2008 - Edward, Renée - Complete
Day Care by MaryAliceCullen01 reviews
Day Care. From Kindergarden to 6th graders, you can correctly assume chaos occurs. With food fights, paste eaters, and other things, it’s one hell of a day at Manor Day Care. All human. Elementary/middle school. Better than it sounds. Promise!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,521 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/14/2008 - Bella, Alice
Wizard Like Merlin by DarkMasterofCupcakes reviews
Mommy was acting really funny after I gave her the mail. I dunno why. All I know is we got a letter from Uncle Mark. I know cause I can read Uncle Mark’s name. I can read my name too. My name’s G-A-B-R-I-E-L L-O-R-I-N-G. Sequel to Hey Kid and Sweet Angel.
Juno - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,368 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/10/2008 - Complete
Twilight Triangle by xsarahx101 reviews
I'll be your edward if you'll be my Bella"...Would you have ever thought a fictional character could come between love? Troy didn't, until he found himself fighting to capture his girlfriends heart once again...Twilight/Hsm Crossover ONExSHOT co-wrote
High School Musical - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,468 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/7/2008
Better With Two by bexxy reviews
The Cullens take a hunting trip for the day, while Jasper stays behind. Bella, bored on a Saturday while waiting for Edward to return, finds a close friend in Jasper Hale. Jasper/Bella friendship, Edward/Bella One shot, complete
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,742 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 155 - Follows: 28 - Published: 8/7/2008 - Jasper, Bella - Complete
Pebbles the Lamb by JulyPie reviews
Emmett is babysitting Bella and he can't help noticing certain similarities to Edward and Bella and fictional characters from childrens entertainment. i.e the Flintstones and high school musical. Some random humour for you.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,480 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/7/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Ice Tears by Sara Morgan Black reviews
What would you ask the woman you love, when you know you are going to lose her? Is there anything that may hurt Bella, and that Edward is not able to prevent? Is Edward able to cry? sad oneshot
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 963 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/6/2008 - Edward, Bella
High School Musical with the Cullens by WhyNotJasper reviews
Oh No! The School has decided to put on a school play! What happens when all of them are forced to try out? Who will get what part? What happens when Carlisle decides to help them get in character? Read and Review
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 9 - Words: 7,274 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 8/1/2008 - Published: 7/16/2008
It's Me or the Dog: Twilight Edition by Newfoundland Novelist reviews
Bella gets a puppy during New Moon when Edward leaves her. When he comes back, they discover the new puppy likes everyone but Edward. Thanks to Alice, Bella and Edward are put on "It's Me or the Dog". Characters belong to S.Meyer. P.S. ALICE ROCKS! R&R
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,559 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/31/2008 - Bella - Complete
You May Now Kiss the Bride by vjgm reviews
This is my version of the wedding starring then minister, Emmett Cullen. With Emmett in charge, you know that humor will be involved. How does Emmett handle this important job? Will he behave? Or will Bella and Edward kill him? ONESHOT of SILLINESS.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,887 - Reviews: 613 - Favs: 1,262 - Follows: 201 - Published: 7/31/2008 - Emmett
Gym Class Failure by The Romanticidal Edwardian reviews
A moment in gym class, before New Moon. Mostly fluff. Review please! 'T' because anything lower is embarrassing to me.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,990 - Reviews: 170 - Favs: 323 - Follows: 45 - Published: 7/30/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Fire and Ice by HollyJane reviews
Eclipse, Chp 22 'Fire and Ice', Edwards POV.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,953 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/30/2008 - Edward, Jacob - Complete
Alternate ending to fire and ice chapter : by gwnmonkey reviews
Let’s go back to Eclipse. Bella is freezing in her sleeping bag and Edward is talking to Jacob. She thinks it’s all a dream. This is an alternate ending. It's really short. Reviews are greatly appreciated. Enjoy!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,283 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/27/2008 - Complete
Becuase I love her by I wanna buy a life please reviews
An Edward and Bella moment.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 413 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/26/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Perfect Boyfriend by adorkabletwenty7 reviews
He gave you one of his shirts to sleep in.He holds your hand and kisses you in front of his friends.Being his girlfriend doesn't mean being his makeout partner.He leaves you cute notes. Check,check,check,check.TxG
High School Musical - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 11 - Words: 18,992 - Reviews: 186 - Favs: 134 - Follows: 93 - Updated: 7/24/2008 - Published: 5/20/2007 - Troy B., Gabriella M. - Complete
A Bitter Ending by Restitution reviews
Bella dies. Edward mourns and more. One-Shot This is AUish alternate universe Reviews are appreciated.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 608 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/23/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Edward Cullen? Scared? by ForEverTopaz1901 reviews
Edward and Bella watch a scary movie at Charlie's house. Bella sure gets a kick out of Edward's reaction to a part in the movie. Who knew that it would start a war of pranks over at the Cullens! Enjoy! R&R!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 16,426 - Reviews: 330 - Favs: 220 - Follows: 124 - Updated: 7/23/2008 - Published: 4/8/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Our Impressionistic Love by ChrisAshley reviews
Edward describes the lovely Clair de Lune to Bella. We find out Clair de Lune has more meaning to it than it seems! My first fanfic, hope you like
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,444 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/22/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Edward the Unicorn by BananasMakeMeLaugh reviews
Emmett and Alice got this great plan to watch Charlie the Unicorn. Oh no...
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,821 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/20/2008 - Edward - Complete
Period by behappy101 reviews
A reality of female life not observed in Twilight. DARK EDWARD. Mature themes.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 11 - Words: 21,143 - Reviews: 645 - Favs: 540 - Follows: 305 - Updated: 7/19/2008 - Published: 5/30/2008
Documentary by CharlotteCullen6201901 reviews
Bella is making a video documentary of her new life in Forks.What will she discover? What will happen? OOOHHHH! Please R&R. I'll update whenever possible! I'm having lots o' fun writing it! Almost as much fun as i hope you'll have reading it! Aurevior!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 25,997 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 7/18/2008 - Published: 6/6/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Edward by tiwi2006 reviews
Edward. My life with Edward.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,377 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 7/14/2008 - Published: 7/13/2008 - Edward, Bella
Bedward by tangledshadows reviews
Emmett and Jasper come up with a nickname for Bella and Edward: Bedward. Finding this particularly offensive, Bella is determined to take revenge; give 'em a taste of their own medicine. But will it be enough to restore their dignity and honour? Find out.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,818 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 7/12/2008 - Published: 6/21/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Blood Test by Uniquely Mundane reviews
Bella needs to get a blood test, what more is there to say? Told in her point of view. One-shot.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,548 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/11/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
You missed! by DelilahTCullen reviews
Jasper hears in on a conversation between Bella and Edward that confuses him. ONE-SHOT
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 399 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 15 - Published: 7/11/2008 - Complete
My Poor Child by musically inclined reviews
Bella loses the one person she was growing closer to, her father. Carlisle steps in to comfort her in her great time of need. Father-Daughter esq.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 676 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 14 - Published: 7/10/2008 - Complete
The Luckiest Survivors In History by Mezzanottex3 reviews
..."So let's say my bad luck did crash the plane. What exactly were you going to do about it?"... Bella and Edward find themselves in a rather ironic situation. ::edward x bella oneshot::
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,321 - Reviews: 271 - Favs: 620 - Follows: 77 - Published: 7/9/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Sweet Angel by DarkMasterofCupcakes reviews
Sequel to Hey Kid. I read over the note at least ten to fifteen times before I was able to think clearly again. There was no doubt in my mind who had written it. Three years later and I could still hear her sarcastic comments.
Juno - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,019 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/4/2008 - Complete
If Edward Could Sleep by PrincesSarah reviews
What if Edward could sleep? What if Bella wasn't the only sleep-talker? Ok, i just thought it would be fun to try this idea out. It has the classic Edward&Bella moments, but also some ATTEMPTED humor. Sooo...yeah.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,824 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 7/1/2008 - Published: 1/13/2008 - Complete
Rock Band with The Cullen's by iluvedward12 reviews
Ever wonder what would happen if Emmett got a hold of Rock Band?
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,679 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 6/30/2008 - Published: 5/25/2008
Goodbye, I Love You by Masochisim reviews
He placed a simple red rose on the grave. "Goodbye, I love you....See you soon."
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 462 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/30/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Temptation by Angel Ren reviews
On a particularly sunny day in Forks, Edward is left at home while Bella goes to school. How much mischief can one vampire possibly find in an eight-hour period? One-shot
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,456 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 246 - Follows: 34 - Published: 6/27/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Music Lovin' Brothers by Waffle of Doom reviews
What concert has Emmett and Jasper jumping around and squealing like pre-teen girls? Does Emmett REALLY own a Madonna cone-bra? This and many other questions answered in my slightly crazy story. ONESHOT
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 520 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/26/2008 - Emmett, Jasper - Complete
The Physical Fitness Test by Rissohma reviews
Forks has it's first Physical Fitness Test with Bella and all of the Cullens.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,941 - Reviews: 193 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 139 - Updated: 6/24/2008 - Published: 6/15/2008
An Innocent Game by schoolgirl101 reviews
When Sharpay invites the gang down for a sleepover, they have to play the classic sleepover game...Truth and Dare, right? Wrong. PICTIONARY. The innocent game that revealed so much...TROYELLA
High School Musical - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,968 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 17 - Published: 6/22/2008 - Gabriella M., Troy B. - Complete
Green Eyes by ashlice reviews
We all know that Edward's human eye color was green. What happens when they turn green and irreversible things are reversed? Completely Edward/Bella. Rated T because of mild adult themes.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 21,990 - Reviews: 485 - Favs: 405 - Follows: 222 - Updated: 6/22/2008 - Published: 5/29/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Welcome Back by Daddy's Little Cannibal reviews
Bella’s first day back to school after the ‘accident’ in Jessica’s and now Edward's POV, written at the end of Twilight. Fluff. :
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,501 - Reviews: 126 - Favs: 219 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 6/21/2008 - Published: 5/18/2008 - Complete
So Sorry by luv2watchtv reviews
A misunderstanding leads Troy and the gang to desert Gabriella. Now they have to live with the consequences… twoshot
High School Musical - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,630 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 6/18/2008 - Published: 6/16/2008 - Complete
Simply Dazzling by EdwardAddict reviews
Cuddling up with the scrumptious-smelling Edward gives Bella a great idea. Why not bottle his scent and sell it? Just think how much happier the women of the world would be! Oneshot
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,078 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 9 - Published: 6/15/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
I'm Dying! by lil miz alice reviews
What if edward didn't arrive in time to save Bella from James and the crutches of Death? What if Bella died that night in Pheonix! R&R
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,480 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/15/2008 - Complete
Edward in Gym by Hyacinth Blue reviews
Edward in gym class, title sums it up. This is just for laughs.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 414 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/10/2008 - Complete
The Family Talk by NeverForgetThisPen reviews
Imagine Carlisle and Esme Cullen attempting to give their "children" a sex ed. lesson.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 10 - Words: 30,626 - Reviews: 394 - Favs: 468 - Follows: 219 - Updated: 6/10/2008 - Published: 2/27/2008 - Complete
Renee Getaway by brittiscute223 reviews
Edwards POV on the weekend visit to florida.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,161 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/3/2008
His Dream Girl by RolandCarros reviews
When Troy Bolton decided to tell her how he felt - he somehow ended up confessing that he's gay. TG oneshot
High School Musical - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,468 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/2/2008 - Complete
The Eddy Series by Amethyst Jackson reviews
Edward buys Bella a kitten. Chaos ensues.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,382 - Reviews: 216 - Favs: 455 - Follows: 115 - Published: 6/1/2008 - Complete
Dead Blood by flippyninjas reviews
In which Bella faces an embarrassingly strange situation.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,452 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/26/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Bouncing Balls by okaie reviews
Emmett wants to tell Bella about the fun he had with his bouncing balls. Rated T for Dirty Humor
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,584 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/25/2008 - Complete
Stress Reliever by ximcarebear reviews
Basketball is his stress reliever. One day, something else will replace it. Well, more like someone else. For fun & for a response to a ZA Angels challenge.
High School Musical - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,160 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/24/2008 - Gabriella M., Troy B. - Complete
Pink Jelly? by heartless-lies reviews
Troy and Gabriella go to the store to buy ice cream. When Troy suddenly sees something in another isle, Gabriella disagrees. Troyella. ONESHOT
High School Musical - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 564 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 6 - Published: 5/23/2008 - Complete
As Bella Sleeps by blondie AKA robin reviews
A Midnight Sun-like one-shot. Edward hears Bella say 'I love you' for the first time. In his words.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,266 - Reviews: 234 - Favs: 557 - Follows: 99 - Updated: 5/23/2008 - Published: 1/31/2008 - Complete
Hey Kid by DarkMasterofCupcakes reviews
Hey kid. Maybe I should use your name, but I never actually learned it, so you’re gonna have to deal. I know, you’re probably thinking I’m some kind of molester who worships the ground Michael Jackson walks on, but I’m totally not. I’m actually your mom.
Juno - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,156 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 7 - Published: 5/21/2008 - Complete
Poor Little Lion by BellaBaby2813 reviews
Edward will brave anything for Bella...Even her cooking. But can poor Edward's stomach muscle the human food? A cute little one shot
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 920 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 13 - Published: 5/20/2008 - Complete
The Unfortunate Trouser Event by TakeOut reviews
Funny One-Shot containing Bella, Edward in some 'ridiculously tight boxers' and an inappropriate squirrel.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 896 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/20/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
My Everlasting Love by runaway xo reviews
After Alice has a vision of Bella crying, Edward tries to discover the reason behind her shed tears and misty eyes. One-Shot.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,161 - Reviews: 126 - Favs: 177 - Follows: 28 - Published: 5/18/2008 - Complete
Stupid Pixie Shaped Vampire by Daddy's Little Cannibal reviews
The story of how Edward me Alice. A little funny, very cute. A little BXE and AXJ R&R
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,743 - Reviews: 165 - Favs: 156 - Follows: 31 - Published: 5/17/2008 - Complete
Pay Back by NoMoreThanUsual reviews
After weeks of Emmett teasing Bella, she plans to give Emmett back a little of what he's been dishing out. Various POVs. Sequel to The Hunt.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 17,402 - Reviews: 240 - Favs: 284 - Follows: 115 - Updated: 5/16/2008 - Published: 2/24/2008
Family Therapy Cullen Style by vjgm reviews
Carlisle has had it with the children's constant bickering so he sends the Cullen's to family therapy. Suicidal Edward,Bella's fear of committment, Alice addicted to shopping, Rosalie's hostility, Emmett and Japer's gambling..who will survive? FUNNY
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 69,221 - Reviews: 8467 - Favs: 7,678 - Follows: 1,810 - Updated: 5/15/2008 - Published: 11/10/2007 - Complete
Names by KlutzLike Bella reviews
Bella and Edward have a conversation that leaves Edward speechless....
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,138 - Reviews: 188 - Favs: 331 - Follows: 50 - Published: 5/11/2008 - Complete
EdwardBob CullenPants to the tune of SpongeBob by Cullens the name.Dani Cullen reviews
A song fic about Edward to the tune of SpongeBob SquarePants. Hence the name EdwardBob CullenPants. Enjoy :
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 157 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 6 - Published: 5/11/2008 - Complete
Too Hot for Comfort by MelodiousVengeance reviews
In the middle of summer, Bella demands of Edward "WHY WONT YOU SLEEP WITH ME!". and Emmett walks in on the two when Bella is too hot for comfort!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 875 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/11/2008 - Complete
Titanic by l1lyfl0w3r reviews
While Edward is away hunting, Alice left behind the movie 'Titanic' for Bella to watch. How long does it take for her to cry? Or does she? What does Edward think when Alice has a vision of Bella crying? One-shot. EB
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,863 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/8/2008 - Complete
Look Alike by Daddy's Little Cannibal reviews
The Cullens watch Goblet of Fire and notice that a certain wizard looks like a certain vampire, fluffy and a little funny. BXE One-shot Very short.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,223 - Reviews: 260 - Favs: 414 - Follows: 63 - Published: 5/6/2008 - Complete
Last Summer by The Argent Wolf reviews
*oneshot songfic* School has started up after Lava Springs, and Troy notices a major change in Gabriella. She won't listen when he speaks to her, so the only way he can get through to her is with a letter.
High School Musical - Rated: K - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,660 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/5/2008 - Complete
Sex Education With Emmett by Daddy's Little Cannibal reviews
Emmett gives Bella the sex talk. One-shot Rated for safety. Winner of Best One-Shot short for Twilight Awards.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,024 - Reviews: 422 - Favs: 732 - Follows: 106 - Published: 5/5/2008 - Complete
Sick by nope7777 reviews
Jake is sick. Jake gets Bella sick. Bella gets Edward sick and wins the contest. Wait, what? Edward's sick? Read to find out! Written for Musically Inclined's challenge. Enjoy! Two-shot.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,720 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 14 - Published: 5/2/2008 - Complete
Gym with Edward by ix3Kiwi reviews
When Bella said she and Edward had all the classes together in New Moon, I instantly thought of Gys. This is a short story of Bella and Edward having Gym together.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 935 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/2/2008 - Complete
Duck and Cover by Darthishtar reviews
It's no fun being a new student at Forks High. Mike Newton helps the new guy in his gym class, Edward Cullen, get adjusted.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,074 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 10 - Published: 5/1/2008 - Complete
Pulse by BlueBlood359 reviews
A ghostly hush filled the room. The only sound heard was the shrill screeching of the heart monitor. " Come on," I whispered. Then we heard the one sound we had all been waiting for, the consistant beeping that indicated a heartbeat.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,829 - Reviews: 313 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 169 - Updated: 5/1/2008 - Published: 2/26/2008
Lauren's Say by Julsgracie reviews
Ugh. But Bella Swan is so frickin’ dull. I couldn’t think of a single reason why Edward would want her. Why the hell could he want her? I mean, seriously, look at the girl. There is absolutely nothing special about her! LAUREN'S POV
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 757 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/29/2008 - Complete
A Flash of Silver by LeighAnn Brewer reviews
I had just seen something that I never thought I would see again in my life. I flash of silver. A Volvo. To be more accurate, a stupid, shiny, silver Volvo. New Moon. AU.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,859 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 4/27/2008 - Published: 2/14/2008 - Complete
July Fools Day? by TeamEdwardCullen8208 reviews
Despite Edwards warning, Bella insists on coming over on the Vampire version of April Fools Day. Will the Cullens take advantage of poor, clumsy, unsuspecting Bella? Of course! NOW COMPLETE, SEQUEL NOW UP!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 14 - Words: 30,294 - Reviews: 377 - Favs: 301 - Follows: 126 - Updated: 4/26/2008 - Published: 3/30/2008 - Complete
Toke It Up by Daddy's Little Cannibal reviews
Emmett gets Bella high. Wrote it about a week ago, thought I'd save it for 4-20 because it's funnier that way. Share hugs NOT drugs! ONE-SHOT!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,448 - Reviews: 146 - Favs: 297 - Follows: 41 - Published: 4/20/2008 - Complete
Teaching Bella by star-crossed twilight reviews
Edward teaches Bella how to ride a bike. With her clumsiness and his charm, can they work it out? NEW PLOT TWIST! Why is Edward so nervous? What's he trying to say? Does he really want to teach her how to bike? Click and see if you like it!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,492 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 4/16/2008 - Published: 4/5/2008
The Last Night by Daddy's Little Cannibal reviews
Edward is back and Bella couldn’t be happier. But what happens when Edward sees a series of scars up her arm. BXE Very Sour. And a little funny. Now a Two-Shot!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,113 - Reviews: 228 - Favs: 461 - Follows: 85 - Updated: 4/13/2008 - Published: 4/9/2008 - Complete
One Of The Guys by x.MissAshleyTisdaleFan.x reviews
Gabriella is one of the guys, looks and acts like a guy the only thing is she's a girl but when sharpay,Taylor and Kelsi give her a makover who knows whats around the corner Troyella, chaylor, zekepay,jelsi,rytha
High School Musical - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 40,357 - Reviews: 300 - Favs: 155 - Follows: 106 - Updated: 4/13/2008 - Published: 3/23/2008 - Complete
An Almost First Kiss by Reach For The Sun reviews
Little stories about Troyella's almost first kisses that lead up to the real one. R&R
High School Musical - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,227 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 4/10/2008 - Published: 3/1/2008 - Complete
Syrup Anyone? by Daddy's Little Cannibal reviews
Bella shows Edward the joys of chocolate syrup. One-shot. Cute. Somewhat fluffy. BXE
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 907 - Reviews: 188 - Favs: 308 - Follows: 48 - Published: 4/6/2008 - Complete
Their First Kiss by JennyCade reviews
An alternate ending for the scene when Jacob kisses Bella for the first time.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 124 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 2 - Published: 4/5/2008 - Complete
Over the Head by Pocket1122 reviews
Ok, this is a one shot having to do with my story Christmas with the Cullens. In chapter five, ‘Goodbye Masculinity’, Edward instructs someone how to put on a bra. Well, this is how he came in contact with such undergarment knowledge. Enjoy!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 964 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 6 - Published: 3/28/2008 - Complete
Christmas with the Cullens by Pocket1122 reviews
Bella spends the holidays with the Cullens and Alice gets them to play a variety of Christmas games.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,760 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 3/27/2008 - Published: 12/9/2007
Emmett and Tampons ! by Katxo reviews
Title pretty much says it all It's Bella's time of the month and she is staying with the Cullen's. Emmett is sent to the drug store to pick up some stuff... See what kind of trouble he gets himself into with tampons ... and pads! REVIEW! xxONESHOT!xx
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,616 - Reviews: 206 - Favs: 193 - Follows: 44 - Published: 3/27/2008 - Complete
This Is War by edwardNOTjacob reviews
A snow-day in Forks. To amuse themselves, the Cullens and Bella decide to engage in a snowball fight. But how will Bella react when Edward tells her to sit out and watch?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,649 - Reviews: 306 - Favs: 440 - Follows: 180 - Published: 3/20/2008
Feeling a Little Cold? by I Kissed a Cullen Boy reviews
bella is hanging out with the cullens at the lake and edward says something a little suprising... R&R PLEASE! i beg of you!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,630 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 3/18/2008 - Published: 3/17/2008 - Complete
Alice's Disorder by Eternally Dazzled reviews
Charlie gets the idea that Alice has an eating disorder. Poor Alice is forced to eat HUMAN FOOD and LOTS OF IT! Will he stop at nothing to help her with her "disorder"? ------- ONESHOT
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,107 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 14 - Published: 3/7/2008 - Complete
While I'm Watching My TV all Night by Sophisticated.Simplicity reviews
Bella falls asleep in front of the TV more times than she'd like to say. She has some awfully weird dreams...
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,198 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 6 - Published: 3/4/2008 - Complete
Child's Play by Lilyfish reviews
Bella forces Edward into helping out at a kindergarten. Chaos and fluff ensues!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,286 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 14 - Published: 3/2/2008 - Complete
Compatibility Test by AspiringAuthoress reviews
“Did you know that your socks were probably made in China?” Damn. I was so close to escaping this conversation with out a stupid, stupid comment like that one. “Actually they’re from Pakistan.” Troyella. COMPLETE
High School Musical - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 25,038 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 3/1/2008 - Published: 8/3/2007 - Complete
The Intricacies of Dating by snuggle the muggle reviews
When your father tells you he has a girlfriend, what're you and your vampire fiance supposed to think?
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,843 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/1/2008 - Complete
Cullen Estate by Planxty Lewis reviews
Song Parody to Beverly Hills by Weezer. This one is Bella's POV, about the awesomeness that is the Cullen Estate. Check it out! Read, review, and enjoy!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 419 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/21/2008 - Complete
No Emmett, That Is NOT Food! by xedwardxloverx reviews
Edward thinks Bella's acting depressed. So what does he do? Gets her a pet! But Emmett...read to find out. Rated T cause I always squeeze in some ExB fluff in all of my stories, cause I love it. THE LAST CHAPTER IS NOW POSTED! Yours Truly, Jen
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,187 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 2/16/2008 - Published: 1/21/2008 - Complete
Sweethearts by TwistedNightshade reviews
Edward decides to get Bella something special for Valentines Day...
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,267 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/13/2008 - Complete
Boyfriend by Planxty Lewis reviews
Another song parody! This one is Girlfriend by Avril Lavigne with the words rewritten. You can guess who it's about! Jacob's POV. All in good fun!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 661 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/11/2008 - Complete
That Was My Siblings by ronOReds reviews
Edward's family decides he needs a push in the right direction when it comes to getting physical with Bella. What methods do they resort to in order to get their message across!
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,373 - Reviews: 379 - Favs: 538 - Follows: 104 - Published: 2/5/2008 - Complete
Phoenix by SoEagerForEternalDamnation reviews
The meeting between Renée and the Cullens in the Phoenix hospital after James’s attack. Edward POV.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 973 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 8 - Published: 2/3/2008 - Complete
Sex Machine by chickymeg177 reviews
Bella is Edwards sex machine tonight! Yea!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 737 - Reviews: 132 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 15 - Published: 1/29/2008 - Complete
OneHundred First Kisses by unknownbyhim22 reviews
ONE SHOT! I've dreamnt about my first kiss for as long as I could remeber. Then why wasn't it what I expected it to be? Why was Troy the only one who understood? Troyella!
High School Musical - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,753 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/25/2008 - Complete
High School Musical 3: Askyia's Way by oceanbreeze1689 reviews
I love HSM and all, but some things just made me laugh so hard that I just HAD to write my own version. If you want to read something super silly and sarcastic, then read this :-D
High School Musical - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,548 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/19/2008
Something Strange by KlutzLike Bella reviews
Have you ever wondered what the first meeting between Renee and Edward was like? I did, and this is what came out. Renee POV
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,245 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 13 - Published: 1/15/2008 - Complete
Her Power by jakelsx reviews
.troyella. Her power over me is spectacular
High School Musical - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,865 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 1/11/2008 - Published: 1/2/2008 - Complete
Fire & Ice by Lady Anarane reviews
Bella and Edward, lying together in their meadow, speak about Edward's sleeping habits. A oneshot.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 582 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 13 - Published: 1/2/2008 - Complete
Nicknames by ilyilyx3 reviews
Troy Bolton had never had a proper nickname before. People would call him random things, but he would never respond to them. Can Gabriella Montez break that and actually give him one? Troyella Drabble. All Dialogue.
High School Musical - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 543 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 8 - Published: 12/28/2007 - Troy B., Gabriella M. - Complete
The Tree by Rissohma reviews
Edward does the unthinkable and runs into a tree! Humor OneShot.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 996 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 13 - Published: 12/24/2007 - Complete
The Holly Jolly Cullens by librina reviews
Bella celebrates Christmas with the Cullens. What could go wrong? humor BxE
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,549 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 12/23/2007 - Published: 12/22/2007 - Complete
Gabriella's First Kiss by heavensent666 reviews
A fluffy Troyella oneshot on their first kiss.
High School Musical - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 729 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/22/2007 - Complete
Edward's MasterCard by pandorasnotebook reviews
This is the first in my Twilight commercals series. It is Bella's 18th birthday...but something is bothering Edward. Edward'sPOV. This is a bad summary. Just read it. It's fun! oneshot
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 767 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 14 - Published: 12/21/2007 - Complete
Edward's Pain by Anarchy Goddess reviews
Edward finds out that Bella has committed suicide, and refuses to talk to anyone but his own crazy mind. Will he live in torment or die crying? Sorry, bad way to describe it
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,840 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 12/16/2007 - Published: 12/12/2007
Bad Habits by librina reviews
Edward has an 'accident' and Bella sees. Will he survive the embarassing torture? One shot BxE
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,387 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/9/2007 - Complete
The ones left behind by Elly m reviews
No parent should have to bury their child. A look through Phil's eyes.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,066 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/3/2007 - Complete
Humans Are Friends, Not Food! by Cinekimi reviews
Carlisle has put together a program for veggie vampires! Join the meeting, and remember...humans are friends, not food! Reviews greatly appreciated.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,801 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 11/25/2007 - Published: 11/19/2007
The Lie Detector Test by Rissohma reviews
Emmett brings home a lie detector test and the Cullen family is appalled at the answers that Edward gives. A OneShot Humor.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,336 - Reviews: 405 - Favs: 474 - Follows: 75 - Published: 11/24/2007 - Complete
Angela's Announcements by SourAppleChica reviews
Remember when Bella helped Angela complete her graduation announcments? Well here is Angela's POV on the day. Read and Review please!
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,131 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Published: 11/24/2007 - Complete
Story Time by Cupid's Jinx reviews
FF based on a French lesson I had recently. Bella and Alice a scared when their Spanish teacher decides to read 'MeMe Goes To The Park' to the class. But why are they scared?
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 643 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/19/2007 - Complete
You won't let me down by thisdancingjuice reviews
And when she felt him fumbling with her bra clasp, she remembered her fear. And out of nowhere she stiffened and pushed his hand away, only to turn away from him, shivering and wideeyed. She loves him, wants him but what if she lets him down? TROYELLA
High School Musical - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,727 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 7 - Published: 11/18/2007 - Gabriella M., Troy B. - Complete
Promises by Genevieve Lee reviews
Bella stays home sick with the flu, but does not tell Edward. When he finds her missing from school, he worries and goes to see her. Just a fluffy one shot. Written as a gift for a friend upon request.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,662 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 188 - Follows: 34 - Published: 11/13/2007 - Complete
Hyphy School Musical by MadiWillow reviews
Incredibly random parody of High School Musical.
High School Musical - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,671 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/11/2007 - Complete
How Mike Newton ended up in that conversation by EdwardsSoul101 reviews
“How the hell did Mike Newton end up in this conversation?” Bella Swan. Did you ever wonder why Edward really brought Mike up in his conversation with Bella on the evening of her birthday? The events that happened earlier that day. Mike’s POV.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,112 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 8 - Published: 11/7/2007 - Mike, Bella - Complete
Love is Blind, Literally by caligrl14 reviews
Isnt it funny how the only person who really saw her...can't even see anything? Troyella!
High School Musical - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,655 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 12 - Published: 11/2/2007 - Complete
Back To You by lifeisasong reviews
They're parents were friends, so they were born friends. They grew up together and shared everything, including toys, birthdays, and first kisses. Until her family moves away. What happens when she moves back years later and they're grown up? TROYELLA
High School Musical - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 42,182 - Reviews: 375 - Favs: 182 - Follows: 195 - Updated: 11/1/2007 - Published: 5/18/2007
There's a First Time for Everything by DollWithAPaintedSmile reviews
a collection of firsts about Troy and Gabriella, includesLove,Life,and sadly, Heartbreak.
High School Musical - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,823 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 10/30/2007 - Published: 10/13/2007 - Complete
Wristcutters: A Love Story by Paxa.Romana reviews
Troy kissed me again. “I don’t want you to go away,” he mumbled. My head on his shoulder, I smiled absentmindedly at the darkness around us. “I’m right here,” I reassured him, “Brie’s right here.”
High School Musical - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,376 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 10/26/2007 - Published: 10/20/2007 - Complete
Sitting with Seth by sarenelsoria reviews
Seth's take on eclipse hope you enjoy it
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,687 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 10/22/2007 - Published: 10/17/2007 - Complete
Worry by Saiyachick reviews
Angela Weber is concerned when she first notices the Cullen family on their first day of school. In response to Nadia's challenge
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 600 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 10 - Published: 10/20/2007 - Angela - Complete
Killing Bella by Consultant by Day reviews
PostEclipse oneshot EPOV of Ch.12 of my story, Morning Star. The Cullens must fake Bella's death to hide her from the Volturi. Can they fool Charlie with a fiery car crash? You may enjoy on its own but best read with MS. I own nothing all is Ms.Meyer's
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,553 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 7 - Published: 10/9/2007 - Complete
Something by HarryWhoFanatic reviews
Well, there was the first night. The night you stayed. Edward's POV the first night he spent the night at Bella's. Songfic, oneshot.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,758 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/4/2007 - Complete
Bella's Puppy by Kimmy1901 reviews
What happens when Bella get's a new puppy? How's Edward gonna like him?
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 13,618 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 10/4/2007 - Published: 9/15/2007
Edward and the Kitten by Niamh929 reviews
Bella gets a new pet and of course it causes problems [ONESHOT]
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,817 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 24 - Published: 10/2/2007 - Complete
Window by Saiyachick reviews
Edward's point of view when he heard Bella slam the window shut in Eclipse.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 529 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 24 - Published: 10/1/2007 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Edward's Bicycle by Ocher Eyes reviews
Set between the summer of Twilight and New Moon. Edward decided to take Bella for a bike ride on a sunny day. But with Edward's vampire speed, Bella better hold on tight! Please read and review.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,379 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 9/24/2007 - Published: 7/6/2007
My Brother and His Girlfriend by CuriosityRedux reviews
When Bella gets sick one night while staying at the Cullen's house, Jasper, Lord of Emotions, gets new insight into hers and Edward's relationship. J's POV
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,877 - Reviews: 461 - Favs: 1,351 - Follows: 199 - Published: 9/21/2007 - Complete
Edward and the Tampon by livelaughloveWRITE reviews
“What’s this?” He interrupted. He was holding a tampon. You’ve got to be kidding me. “It’s a tampon, Edward.” “What’s that?” I buried my face in my hands. This was not happening to me. “You really don’t know what it is?” “Do you eat it?”
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,599 - Reviews: 515 - Favs: 813 - Follows: 141 - Published: 9/15/2007 - Complete
Truth or Dare by NessApril reviews
When Chad dares Troy into going out with the next girl that walkes around the corner. What will happen with it's Gabriella Montez? Suck at summaries, it's better then it sounds. Rated T for safty. Writting with xoxobeckyxoxo COMPLETE
High School Musical - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 56,669 - Reviews: 439 - Favs: 168 - Follows: 107 - Updated: 9/12/2007 - Published: 4/6/2007 - Complete
The Perfect Summer by ladyenterprise reviews
This is the story of Bella's blissful summer with Edward. You know, the one she talks about in the beginning of New Moon? A simple summer, but a wonderful one, nonetheless.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 26,137 - Reviews: 161 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 102 - Updated: 9/11/2007 - Published: 3/16/2007
Edward's Dark Night by vjd reviews
Eclipse spoilers! The night Bella said goodbye to Jacob, and her love for him, was a difficult night for not only Bella but Edward as well. These are his thoguhts and feelings on that night as he held his weeping angel close. Read and review PLZ! ENJOY!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,540 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 10 - Published: 9/10/2007 - Complete
Oops by brown-eyes27 reviews
ONE SHOT! Edward and Bella go swimming.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,170 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 8 - Published: 9/2/2007 - Complete
Esme's Etiquette by Saiyachick reviews
Esme lectures the Cullen kids on their bad manners. Even vampires aren't perfect. Winner of Twilight Fanfiction Awards for best parody/oneshot
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,293 - Reviews: 148 - Favs: 256 - Follows: 50 - Published: 9/2/2007 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Three Men and a Baby by WhiskyDreams reviews
Troy, Chad and Zeke spend the afternoon at Troy's. With a baby. Surely, nothing can go wrong, right? Oneshot
High School Musical - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,821 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 7 - Published: 9/2/2007 - Complete
One Step at a Time by s.Two reviews
Troy Bolton is a popular basketball jock. Gabriella Montez is the shy, studious new girl at East High. They belong to two different worlds, until one fateful day, he heard her sing…all miracles takes one step at a time. Troyella
High School Musical - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 26 - Words: 125,093 - Reviews: 750 - Favs: 381 - Follows: 171 - Updated: 9/1/2007 - Published: 10/18/2006 - Complete
My Little Brother by Saiyachick reviews
August Challenge. Emmett's relationship with a character. Emmett reflects on his life with his little brother Edward. Oneshot
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,288 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 16 - Published: 9/1/2007 - Edward, Emmett - Complete
Where's Troy Bolton? by ximcarebear reviews
Gabriella wanted to find a guy that she really liked. Troy Bolton helps her by looking all over the school.
High School Musical - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 800 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 9 - Published: 8/30/2007 - Gabriella M., Troy B. - Complete
Paint by brown-eyes27 reviews
ONESHOT! Edward and Bella paint Bella's room. Flufffff
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 938 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 13 - Published: 8/26/2007 - Complete
It's Easy to Fix by Gindokei reviews
She was the introvert, he was the energetic one. She had been through a lot. Will he be able to befriend her? Will she tell him what made her like this? Troyella in kindergarten. Oneshot. Formerly 'Bright Starlight'
High School Musical - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,613 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/22/2007 - Gabriella M., Troy B. - Complete
Wallet Angel by Book Worm Author reviews
Edward and Bella receive their Senior pictures, fluff insues.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 535 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 13 - Published: 8/21/2007 - Complete
I Love Ed by LovelyPriestess reviews
[Fluffy Oneshot][EB] Bella compares a kitten to Edward... causing an interesting argument.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 962 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 153 - Follows: 25 - Published: 8/18/2007 - Complete
Charlie's Fantasy by Emmy131 reviews
I imagined him in handcuffs, a terrified expression on that unfailingly smooth face of his. Based on page 351 of Eclipse, from Charlie's perspective. Why exactly did Charlie look so amused as he stared at Edward in the backseat of the cruiser?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 760 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 14 - Published: 8/18/2007 - Complete
Mission: House Party by petuniagirl16 reviews
When Carlisle and Esme are away, the kids will play....Final Chapter up!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 12 - Words: 17,606 - Reviews: 155 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 8/9/2007 - Published: 7/20/2007
Intoxicated by Eowyn77 reviews
The first kiss, from Edward's perspective.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,025 - Reviews: 127 - Favs: 263 - Follows: 38 - Published: 8/6/2007 - Complete
Boxers or Briefs? by Saiyachick reviews
/BellaxEdward/ What is Bella doing looking through Edward's underwear drawer? OneShot Drabble
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,668 - Reviews: 144 - Favs: 269 - Follows: 51 - Published: 8/4/2007 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Forgotten Love by sasukerox reviews
While Edward goes hunting, Bella gets hit by a car. The results? She gets amnesia. What will Edward do, now that she forgot everything? Will he remind her he is a vampire? Will Bella remember her love for Edward? Or will he have to start over? Bad title!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,886 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 8/1/2007 - Published: 7/29/2007 - Complete
A Day of Shopping by Joyful-Sound reviews
Today started out as an ordinary day of shopping for the East High gang, but it didn't last long. Follow our favorite characters through the misadventures of a race to complete some hilarious things to do in a mall. Minor TG, CT, ZS, RK [ON HIATUS]
High School Musical - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 9 - Words: 21,859 - Reviews: 280 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 90 - Updated: 7/27/2007 - Published: 1/12/2007
Bella's heat by Maydrei reviews
When the hottest night of the summer strikes, will Edward be able to keep his cool as Bella begs him to hold her close?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,270 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 20 - Published: 7/24/2007 - Complete
Edward is Pregnant by LittleShortGirlFromOuterSpace reviews
Alice and Jasper play a little prank on Edward. In Jasper's Idea and POV! What is this prank? And why did Edward's Pants get ripped? What Type of undes does Edward wear? Does Edward get his playback with Bella's help? Love ya! DONE!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,655 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 7/11/2007 - Published: 6/30/2007 - Complete
Homework by Krazyangel2003 reviews
Troy and Gabriella spend thier afternoon working on homework mostly, What goes on besides the homework. A series on intertwined Troyella oneshots.
High School Musical - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,986 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 7/3/2007 - Published: 6/27/2007
Stealing Edward's Shirt by LittleShortGirlFromOuterSpace reviews
Bella wants one of Edward's Shirts. What will she go though to get it? And what will happen when Edward finds out about said shirt? Please Read!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,319 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 16 - Published: 6/30/2007 - Complete
Jessica's New Clothes by FriendofFoes reviews
Mike tried and failed. Now it up to Jessica. Can she get Edward? Or will she fall to the dogs? Jessica's PoV
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 626 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/26/2007 - Complete
All I Wanted Was Some Damn Cereal! by EdwardIsMyLover reviews
Oneshot about a morning at the Cullens. Title says most of it. Enjoy!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,137 - Reviews: 303 - Favs: 466 - Follows: 84 - Published: 6/23/2007 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Sweethearts by dancerlittle reviews
OneShots about our favorite couple Troyella
High School Musical - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 68 - Words: 163,388 - Reviews: 896 - Favs: 222 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 6/21/2007 - Published: 1/27/2007 - Complete
Regarding Bella by ReadingTwilight reviews
A oneshot. The conversation in New Moon between Charlie and Jacob, regarding Bella. Charlie's POV.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,072 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/18/2007 - Complete
Teen Angel by xxyou're the music in mexx reviews
She's gone, an accident, now it's her funeral and Troy's determined not to cry. Only seventeen and he lost the love of his life. How does he deal with having to deliver a speech at her funeral? very sad oneshot, possibly could make you cry! R&R, xx
High School Musical - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,267 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 11 - Published: 6/9/2007 - Complete
Mike's New Clothes by FriendofFoes reviews
How will Mike try to get Bella this time? Mike PoV One shot
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 578 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 8 - Published: 6/7/2007 - Complete
The Bribe by Butterscotch82 reviews
Bella's prom from Jacob's POV.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,853 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/1/2007 - Complete
iPod, youPod by DropsOfTwilight reviews
Oneshot. Cute Edward and Bella oneshot. COMPLETE, a little bit of fluff and humor, just enough to my liking. READ AND REVIEW! Featuring: Here in Your Arms, by HelloGoodbye.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,115 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 13 - Published: 4/26/2007 - Complete
35 Ways to Make Ordering Pizza Funny! by Princess Of Stories reviews
The gang has written out 35 ways to annoy the pizza guy...But too bad everyone who read it laughed out so much they nearly peed in their pants!...
High School Musical - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 567 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 7 - Published: 4/20/2007 - Complete
The Hospital Room by Kaitipoola reviews
Renee meets the Alice, Carlisle and Edward in Bella's hopital room. Renee's POV. Sorry I haven't written for a while, you guys. Please Read and Review.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,724 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 11 - Published: 4/2/2007 - Complete
A Merit Scholar Named Trevor by Mandi96 reviews
Trevor's POV during the episode Odd Couples Oneshot.
Suite Life series - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,940 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/27/2007 - Trevor E., Maddie F. - Complete
Summer Heat by Maiden of the Moon reviews
Reaching out, I snagged a fistful of his shirt and yanked it. Hard. As I did so, I gave him my demand: “Take off your clothes.” [BellaxEdward. NOT what you're probably thinking!]
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,496 - Reviews: 318 - Favs: 688 - Follows: 110 - Published: 1/31/2007 - Complete
Little High School Musical by Joyful-Sound reviews
What if High School Musical really had been like kindergarten?. Read as the gang of four year olds has Gabriella introduced to them. Follow them through snacktime, music class, and preschool drama! COMPLETE
High School Musical - Rated: K - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 26,583 - Reviews: 276 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 1/29/2007 - Published: 10/4/2006 - Complete
A Brother's Love by bronzehairedgirl reviews
Edward is hunting and sends Emmett to keep an eye on Bella. An exploration of Bella and Emmett's relationship.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,503 - Reviews: 202 - Favs: 493 - Follows: 96 - Updated: 1/24/2007 - Published: 1/17/2007 - Complete
My Son by Kaitipoola reviews
Carlisle learns that Bella is alive and Edward is off to Italy. Understandably in Carlisle's POV. Read and Review please.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,230 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 16 - Published: 1/16/2007 - Complete
My Good Reason by mylifeismine reviews
Gabriella catches Troy cheating on her with the head cheerleader. She video tapes it with her cell phone, then sends it around the school. She always knew revenge was sweet, but not this sweet. Troyella.
High School Musical - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,665 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 8 - Published: 1/14/2007 - Complete
Try it on Your Piano by genealogygirl reviews
Bella and Edward's siblings have some misimpressions of Edward's human years
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,713 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 143 - Follows: 22 - Published: 12/28/2006 - Complete
Sleeping Beauty by sillybella reviews
Post New Moon Edward angst. Charlie arrives while Edward and Bella are watching a movie. Bella has fallen asleep in Edward's lap.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,709 - Reviews: 366 - Favs: 921 - Follows: 160 - Published: 11/14/2006 - Complete
Chatting With Charlie by sillybella reviews
Charlie feels protective of Bella, and he’s not thrilled with Edward at the end of New Moon. He also remembers being a teenager. It’s time for Charlie to have a chat with Edward.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,089 - Reviews: 223 - Favs: 401 - Follows: 79 - Published: 11/6/2006 - Complete
The Most Awkward Love Note Ever Written by promise.me.forever reviews
During free period detention, Troy writes a very awkward and...different type of letter to Gabriella declaring his love. Gabriella's response up. [TwoShot][Completed]
High School Musical - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,991 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 11/5/2006 - Published: 10/10/2006 - Complete
Vampire's Halloween by Briar Elwood reviews
It's Halloween in Forks. Edward doesn't really need to dress up...but he does anyway. Fluff.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 559 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 11 - Published: 11/4/2006 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Fever by sillybella reviews
Bella is sick and Edward is worried.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,287 - Reviews: 401 - Favs: 841 - Follows: 216 - Published: 10/18/2006 - Complete
First Kiss by Monsterchild reviews
Round one of contest. Prompt one. Gabriella's and Troy's first kiss isn't what anyone would expect.
High School Musical - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 641 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/15/2006 - Complete
Their Baby by Forever A Fool of Fortune reviews
Troy gives Gabriella something special... DRABBLE
High School Musical - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 173 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/1/2006 - Complete
High Shchool Mushical Parody by Nellen reviews
A parody of High School Musical. Completely OCed, cause it’s a parody. A funny one, too.
High School Musical - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 18,643 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 7/28/2006 - Published: 3/3/2006
True Love's First Kiss by Dracoisalooker76 reviews
ONESHOT Chad learns a shocking truth during Truth or Dare: Troy Bolton's never had his first kiss! So Jason, Zeke and himself decide to intervine to help their friend get this experience.
High School Musical - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,549 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 8 - Published: 7/4/2006 - Complete
Only If You're Really Sorry by anotherjournalentry reviews
A missing moment after during? the balcony scene. Just kinda came to me while watching the movie for the thousandth time. R&R Please!
High School Musical - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,217 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 6/24/2006 - Published: 2/3/2006 - Complete
Quality Time by MoonShineMystery reviews
Bella and Jasper hanging out. One shot.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,209 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 16 - Published: 5/4/2006 - Complete
You Would Be The First by simplyawfulx3 reviews
Two Shot. Yet another first kiss scenerio. Troyella centered with a little bit of Chaylor. [Complete] Written by Srijoni Rhea.
High School Musical - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,329 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 2/16/2006 - Published: 2/13/2006 - Complete
The Real After Party by Jeune Ecrivain reviews
After their triple victory in basketball, the callback, and the decathlon, Troy and Gabriela celebrate the day's events in their own special way. Troy&Gabriela [Troyela?]
High School Musical - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,577 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 23 - Published: 1/23/2006 - Complete
Beatles: Hermione Granger by lilangemon2433 reviews
Another parody fic. To the tune of Eleanor Rigby, by the Beatles.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 284 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/27/2001
Junie B. Jones Encounters Harry Potter by Junie B. Jones reviews
Junie B. Jones the book star meets Harry Potter and has aa rather - um - INTERESTING conversation. A bit quirky. But I'm only 8 years old, so don't be too hard on me. Just read it and reviw.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 664 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/26/2001
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In The Land Of Emo: Impersonate and Infiltrate reviews
Bella and Edward notice a group of emo children at the mall one day. The two become curious as to why the emos dress and act the way they do. Hilarity ensues when the two parade around with the lot of them... for 'scientific' reasons... sure...
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 18,939 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 8/7/2012 - Published: 12/22/2009 - Bella, Edward
Tiny Twilight reviews
Edward meets Bella at age six. Follow them through Kindergarten year as they overcome annoying nose pickers like Mike Newton and mean high schoolers like James. One things for sure that six year old love is cute but tough, and what's learned at nap time?
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,081 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 6/5/2010 - Published: 4/27/2009 - Bella, Edward
Caught On Camera reviews
What happens when The wildcats gather at Troy's house,and they watch home videos? New crushes,lovers,friendships and enemies will be made,that's for sure! And what does one Ring-Pop and teddy bear have to do with anything?
High School Musical - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 10,995 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 7/30/2009 - Published: 11/12/2008
The Super Shredders: The Beginning reviews
The Cullen Crew is one of the most famous Skate groups ever. But what happens when it starts to fall apart, and Edward and Bella try to recreate the old crew they had way back as tiny tykes? Only in a Cullen univers could Drama and Humor co-exist!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,040 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/29/2009 - Bella, Edward