Author has written 9 stories for Twilight, Heroes, and Harry Potter.
Once upon a time there was a newlywed couple on their Honeymoon in Germany. Their names were Jack and Jane. As they were taking a romantic cruise down some unknown river in said country, they spotted something rather odd in the water...a basket, with a little baby sleeping in it. Jack and Jane raised this little baby as their own daughter, since Jane was unable to have children of her own for some unknown reason. They named her Mee-Ya Miracle Monolopolis.
When she grew up, she was the apple of their eye. She was skilled in everything she did. Arts, mathematics, sciences, fencing. But when little precious Mee-Ya was ten years old, evil fairies stole her mother, Jane, because they were so evil. Laden with greif, Mee-Ya and her dear father became sailors. They sailed the seven seas, and the two oceans while they were at it. It was a blast.
But on darling Mee-Ya's twentieth birthday, pirates took over her father's ship. The swash-buckling pirate, Dreaded Dreadlocks-Dave, fought with simple Jack Monolopolis to the death. And death there was. Enraged by her rage, Mee-Ya ran up to Dreadlocks-Dave and stabbed her freakishly long finger nails into his heart.
Dreadlocks-Dave's son, the Handsome Hottie-Harry, apologized to Mee-Ya for his fathers unruly behavior, then whistled to his two Rainbow Unicorns. Then, together, Mee-Ya and Hottie-Harry rode off in the sunset. The End.
Yes, I was bored.
Story behind my name
I had a dream a long time ago that I was the Firelord of the Fire Nation. I took a whole bunch of the greatest water, earth, and air benders and forced them to do a load of crap for me. The one day, the Water, Earth, and Air Nations wanted their people back, so they started a war against magnificent me. A stupid little air bender tried to fly up to my tower where I was revising strategies. One of my fire benders took the bullet (even though it wasn't really a bullet), and told me to run for my life. I got to the main gate (why I went through the main gate during a siege, I do not have a clue), some water benders swallowed me up in a big thing of ice and I froze to death.