Author has written 17 stories for Naruto, Bleach, and Gungrave.
AkatsukiZSama... Yep, that's meh!! I acctually have my own club online, dedicated to the original Akatsuki, too!!
Visit it please!! We need more members!
UPDATE: OmG!!!! People love Rainbow eyes! And I've got Wild Eyes fully updated for now, and Oh My Bleach! is up. Yeah, my avatar on here is kinda what I look like in the story, but the hair is shorter in the back. I still need ideas for how to do a Ulquiorra lemon if at all possible...
Dude! I just made the most awsomest thing!! Clikey da link!!
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a b-ahem-brat
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to he-double hockey sticks.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to h*ll.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a wh*re.
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a w
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a sl*t.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking w.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible sl*t.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be f*ing them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a wh*re.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser
I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so i must be GAY TOO
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG A
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas
I’m a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction
I’m STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST have seven wives.
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a wh*re.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small p
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I HANG OUT with teenage DRINKERS AND SMOKERS, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be a controlling b*ch
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a b*ch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE.. So I MUST be a wh*re myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist
I’m a CROSS-DRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FAN-GIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippie
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic b*stard
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, them burst into tears at one mistake
I DON’T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems.
I'm a TOMBOY so I MUST be LESBIAN
I'm a TOMBOY so I MUST be ATHLETIC.
I'm BLACK, So I MUST be in a HOOLIGAN WHO WANDERS THE STREETS LOOKIN' FOR A FIGHT.
I live with my GRANDPARENTS so I MUST have FAMILY ISSUES.
I don't speak to MY PARENTS so I MUST HATE them.
THE NARUTARD SURVEY: NARUTARDS UNITE!
1. Who is your favorite Naruto character(s)? Akatsuki - Not Pein, he's an ass.
2. What is your favorite pairing(s)? Any Akatsuki x OC, SasoDei, HidaKaku... TobiDei. 8D
3. Are you a Naruto yaoi or hentai fan? Both, Defiinitely
4. Ever cosplayed Naruto characters? If so, who, where and how many times? I cosplayed as Tsunade 2 times. Once at BGSU Animarithon and once at OCC GaraShiNoFuki Con... and Let's just say I looked like I WAS her.
5. List your collection of Naruto junk and merchandise, if any: Random Narutozine posters, Naruto 42-45 (I don't have the $$$ for the rest), Naruto Bobble heads, An Akatsuki wallscroll, a Sasuke and Itachi wallscroll (It was a gift... SO NOT A FANGIRL!)
6. Have you ever felt that you were destined to be with a Naruto character? Not really anymore...
7. NaruHina or KibaHina? NaruHina... it just makes sense to me.
8. SasuSaku or SasuNaru? NEITHER! I HATE SASUKE!
9. Which team(s) is your favorite? Kakashi, Asuma, and Kurenai, and the Akatsuki, Naruto, Jiraya, and Tsunade.
10. Do you support the obito theory (Tobi=Obito)? No, not anymore... Dude, we already know he's Madara.
11. Do you support the 'Yondaime is Naruto's father' theory? Yes, because he's already said so! Goddamn you!
12. Your favorite Akatsuki member? Hidan, Kakuzu, Kisame, Zetsu, Deidara, and Itachi.
13. Are you Pro-Sasuke or Anti-Sasuke? Anti-Sasuke all the way, bitch. I called him gay and he hit me with his purse and cried when I broke his nail.
14. Have you seen all Naruto episodes so far (including Shippuden and fillers)? I think so...
15. Have you read all the chapters so far? No... not yet...
16. Do you believe Naruto has ADD? Yeah, but do I care... NO BECAUSE HE'S PROVEN THAT RAMEN IS GOOD FOR YOU!!!!
17. Sub or dub? Both...
18. Pro-Sakura or Anti-Sakura? Anti... Well, she still likes Sasuke, that backstabbing-homosexual bastard.
19. Tobi = Annoying or funny? Definitely funny... and sad in a way...
20. Do you even know who Tobi is? He's Madara Uchiha, duh.
21. Gai = Sexy beast or Ugly nerd? UGLY NERD! HE KILLED YUMICHIKA JUST BY... oh... wait, wrong anime! ^_^' Sry, Yumi-chan!~
22. Which character would be the best cross dresser? I don't know... I'd have to say Deidara...
23. Rock Lee = Weird or Awesome? Can I opt for just sickeningly obscene?
24. Which character would be best OOC? Hidan... Well he's the best ooc because he's freakin crazy and we love him!
25. Do you like Naruto fanfics? I write Naruto fanfics... and people love them!
26. Do you write Naruto fanfics? Duh.
27. Do you like lemons? Look up the definition for lemon in the Great Fanfiction dictionary. You will see my picture. ^.^
28. Do your parents know about the Naruto characters? Hell fuckin no... They are clueless to my secret life...
29. Have you watched the Naruto Abridged Series? Hell yes... Third funniest crap ever, First is Foamy the Squirrel and second is Bleach abridged.
30. Have you seen The Naruto Ultimate Fanflashes? Oh yeah...
31. Have you ever gotten someone else hooked on Naruto? Yes, about 20 or so other people.
32. Have you ever been drawing Naruto in school and has someone recognized it? Yes, and that's how I got hooked up for a week with a freakin idiot.
33. Have you ever been in class drawing Naruto and the teacher came up to you and said 'WTF is this?'? Yes and he liked it because it was Itachi with no shirt on and that's how I found out that teacher was gay... but he's okay!
34. Has Naruto affected your school life and grades? School Friends, yes. Grades... I don't think so...
35. Are you broke thanks to Naruto? Yes, partially, and the rest is thanx to Kenpachi Zaraki... God I love that guy!
36. Do you want to read Icha Icha Paradise? Well, yeah I wanna know what the hell sort of shit that bastard Jiraya was studying!
37. Do you support the 'Yondaime is the Akatsuki Leader' theory? Never, it's Madara Uchiha pulling the strings on Pein Nagato.
38. Do you draw Naruto fan art? If so, count how many there are in your gallery: Yeah... O.o Uh... It's not really a gallery cause it's not online but... 2,345 peices of art and that does not include random doodles but full size actual pictures.
39. Is Sasuke still sexy in his second stage of the cursed seal? He never was sexy to begin with... and if you think he is, you're fucking mental.
40. Do you have a Naruto OC? Yeah, 5 known and over 50 that are unkown to my fans...
41. Looking back at some of your answers, do you think Naruto has taken over your life? Yes and no... cause I have a TON of bleach in there too.
BLEACH ESPADA FUN TIME!!!
For each Espada, write the first thing that comes to your mind... NOTE: this does NOT include Neliel or Luppi, as they are FORMER Espada.
Stark - Lazy ass.
Barragon - Ben Gay!
Halibel - Rocket boobs...
Ulquiorra - If you were gay... that'd be okay...
Nnoitra - Mah Spoons too big. (lol, couldn't resist)
Grimmjow - Here kitty kitty...
Zommari - Jashin-sama!!! (Religious ya know...)
Szazayel - FRUIT CAKE!!!
Aaroniero - Floating balls... Detatched from their man!
Yammy - Insects... HE'S A FREAKIN WORM!!!