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Hello Fanfictioneers,

A little bit about me...

20 since June 21. I think its really awesome that my birthday is the day after Edwards!!

So I had this whole list of things about me here, but I'm figuring no one really cares that much, so I took it down. I've written a few one-shots and they were here, but I felt weird with people reading my stuff so I took that down too, BUT I have a whole list of stuff here written by other people that I totally don't mind pimping out to you guys. But if you do for some reason want to know something, just ask!

These are the best of the stories I have read:

Boycotts and BarFlies by vgjm (this story also holds the title for the first AH I ever read, it left me with high standards for all the others)

If Every Word I Said by Carmelinagunn

Wide Awake by a AngstGoddedd003

More More More by Carmelinagunn (sequel to IEWIS mentioned above)

Turning Dust Into Gold by bethaboo

Meyer University by Sh.C

The Elite by Fate.Of.Gabriel

The Mirrors by adorablecullens

She Hates Me

A World Without Sound

High Heels and Runaway Frisbees

Love is Blind

Don't Answer It

Bare

And I will also pretty much take recs from anyone, I was on this whole angst thing for a long while, so I now I'm switching it up with humor and fluff. :)

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High Anxiety by EdwardsBloodType reviews
Cute, trendy Bella returns home to escape the heartache of her past. She immediately befriends neighbors Jasper and Edward, bonding with them in the treehouse out back. Bella and Edward discover they have more in common than they ever dreamed of. AH A/U
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 36,423 - Reviews: 21255 - Favs: 11,719 - Follows: 7,448 - Updated: 2/3 - Published: 7/16/2009 - Bella, Edward
One Night in Vegas by xMrs.Gregory.Housex reviews
ALL HUMAN. FULL SUMMARY INSIDE.SMUTFUL. After going through a horrible divorce, Bella finds herself in Vegas with her best friend Alice in hopes to lose herself and momentarily forget the pain of lost love for a night.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 35 - Words: 72,450 - Reviews: 1219 - Favs: 868 - Follows: 974 - Updated: 3/21/2014 - Published: 9/12/2008 - Bella, Edward
Expectations and Other Moving Pieces by chrometurtle reviews
Everything I had done in my life seemed to lead up to this moment. The moment when I found myself bound inextricably to a man I didn’t love, trapped in a life I didn’t want. And if I left him, I would be entirely alone.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 46 - Words: 227,237 - Reviews: 15030 - Favs: 8,628 - Follows: 9,058 - Updated: 11/11/2013 - Published: 10/13/2009 - Bella, Edward
A Rough Start by ItzMegan73 reviews
Overnight irresponsible Edward goes from bachelor to father of a 5 yr old. Meanwhile responsible, prepared Bella begins her first job as Kindergarten teacher at Forks Elementary. When irresponsible meets the epitome of responsible, sparks will fly!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 41 - Words: 253,554 - Reviews: 22905 - Favs: 14,157 - Follows: 10,629 - Updated: 8/31/2011 - Published: 8/20/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Continuing On by jrgl2012 reviews
Jasper's friend needs a place to stay, and Bella, an up comming author has an extra room. What happens when the two people meet and recognize each other, while one hates the other, but the other wants to say sorry? EXB AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 223,453 - Reviews: 1928 - Favs: 1,671 - Follows: 1,154 - Updated: 7/30/2011 - Published: 8/9/2008 - Complete
Pretendre Desir Amour by carmelinagunn reviews
Pretend. Desire. Love. Bella Swan is good at pretending. Edward Cullen is good at making it all too real. "You cannot desire what you do not know". ExB, some OOC, canon loves. started as a one shot but now a full story
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 110,073 - Reviews: 969 - Favs: 568 - Follows: 645 - Updated: 12/6/2010 - Published: 6/19/2009 - Bella, Edward
Bella's Prank by edwardlover13 reviews
Bella finally pranked Emmett. EMMETT! What was it? And how will Emmett react. Rated M just incase.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 10,332 - Reviews: 165 - Favs: 170 - Follows: 164 - Updated: 12/4/2010 - Published: 8/17/2008 - Bella, Emmett
Ignorance is Not Bliss by InsaneGrizzlies reviews
Bella lives a good life, with trivial things to worry about most times, and is sometimes naive about the rest of the world.Until she meets Edward, who's from the wrong side of the tracks.What will this irritating guy teach her about life and its choice?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 57 - Words: 260,004 - Reviews: 2311 - Favs: 886 - Follows: 569 - Updated: 4/16/2010 - Published: 5/24/2008 - Complete
More More More by carmelinagunn reviews
This is the sequel to If Every Word I Said Could Make You Laugh. You do need to read that to understand this. Zip up your love one more time and read More!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 248,187 - Reviews: 5868 - Favs: 2,793 - Follows: 1,851 - Updated: 1/18/2010 - Published: 9/29/2008 - Complete
White Blood by ineedyoursway reviews
ONE SHOT. AH. Bella is a librarian. Edward has leukemia. M for graphic images and a touch of lemon. tattward/inkella contest submission
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 22,530 - Reviews: 655 - Favs: 931 - Follows: 195 - Updated: 12/10/2009 - Published: 7/24/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
What a Horror! by Ereeen reviews
AU/Human. Bella is finally comfortable with her life. Dream job, great friends, one amazing guy friend, everything seems perfect. That is until Edward Cullen decides to reappear. All usual pairings, though R/EM and A/J won't be featured until later chaps
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 34,563 - Reviews: 981 - Favs: 680 - Follows: 892 - Updated: 10/25/2009 - Published: 6/14/2008
Somebody Knows You Now by EtrnlPsyche reviews
High school sweethearts Edward Cullen's a successful driver on the NASCAR circuit and Bella Swan's got a new job and a fiance. What will happen when they meet again after 5 years? And will Alice and Jasper ever find the love their looking for? AU/AH.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 53 - Words: 112,326 - Reviews: 590 - Favs: 585 - Follows: 318 - Updated: 10/6/2009 - Published: 9/15/2008 - Complete
Dangerous Affections by wishimight reviews
Edward was taken against his will by the Volturi and forced into the life of an assassin. Bella was orphaned 5 years ago. Their paths cross & sparks fly, but when she becomes his latest target, he must risk it at all to keep everyone alive. ALL HUMAN ExB
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 218 - Reviews: 3969 - Favs: 1,968 - Follows: 2,171 - Updated: 8/13/2009 - Published: 9/9/2008 - Edward, Bella
Elevators, Blackouts, and Strangers by Emmeline Rose reviews
Bella Swan is a successful editor at The New York Times, and her life is only getting better. But when she gets stuck in an elevator during a summer blackout with a mysterious stanger, everything gets complicated.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 80,034 - Reviews: 674 - Favs: 446 - Follows: 580 - Updated: 8/1/2009 - Published: 9/20/2008 - Bella, Alice
Turning Dust into Gold by bethaboo reviews
After college, best friends Bella, Rosalie and Alice have a run-in with their past. . .and maybe their future? All human, AU. Rated M. Nominated at the Twilight Awards, All-Human AU Incomplete, for Best Romance & Best Edward Characterization
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 34 - Words: 157,995 - Reviews: 2102 - Favs: 3,046 - Follows: 1,136 - Updated: 7/25/2009 - Published: 6/19/2008 - Complete
DID by dollegirl reviews
What happens when Bella saves Edward from the clutches of a skank in a coffee shop? He wants her to be his girlfriend of course! The problem is, they only just met. Will she say yes?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 51,392 - Reviews: 2535 - Favs: 2,633 - Follows: 2,991 - Updated: 7/7/2009 - Published: 9/20/2008 - Edward, Bella
The Elite by Fate.of.Gabriel reviews
Doing what rich people do is easy." Same old story, Twilight twist. St. Olaf's is a prestigious boarding school, dripping with money, sex, and social hierarchy. But there's only one question to ask yourself: are you one of Them or one or The Elite?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 31 - Words: 154,785 - Reviews: 1133 - Favs: 1,079 - Follows: 465 - Updated: 5/23/2009 - Published: 11/12/2008 - Alice, Emmett - Complete
Tutor or Torture by SmileBright reviews
All human. Bella, angel-child, has to tutor Edward. Edward is difficult, he's a druggie, and has a screwed up past. Can they set aside their differences and be friends? Or more? Rated: M for kinda coarse language and kinda adult themes.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 57,983 - Reviews: 383 - Favs: 278 - Follows: 170 - Updated: 3/27/2009 - Published: 1/10/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
High Heels and Runaway Frisbees by enamors reviews
Bella shares a very passionate and public kiss with a handsome, bronze haired stranger. Edward/Bella AU/AH one shot.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,102 - Reviews: 5252 - Favs: 4,720 - Follows: 4,118 - Updated: 3/4/2009 - Published: 6/2/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Love Among the Stacks by acirelemagne reviews
And you thought libraries were just for studying...Bella, resident cool girl librarian, meets a dazzling law student, Edward while working at the university library. Will she help him find what he needs, what he wants? Lots of lemons!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 78,842 - Reviews: 1239 - Favs: 2,586 - Follows: 988 - Updated: 2/18/2009 - Published: 7/21/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Secret Compartment by bellaklutz2010 reviews
When Bella decides to move to Forks her mother and Phil give her one last gift, a desk from the 1900’s. When Bella finds a secret compartment filled with secret letters she finds herself falling in love with a man who no longer exists, or does he?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 21 - Words: 44,998 - Reviews: 2139 - Favs: 1,319 - Follows: 526 - Updated: 2/2/2009 - Published: 10/29/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Confessions of a Teenage Heart Throb by Maaya-Neyha reviews
Coward. That describes me perfectly. This is the third year now, and yet I haven’t done anything about it. - Edward is a popular guy with a perfect life - lie. He hates his life. This is his story and how he is going to change his life. All human, OCC, AU
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 18,049 - Reviews: 232 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 1/11/2009 - Published: 10/11/2008 - Complete
Meyer University by Sh.C reviews
Bella moves to college where she meets and befriends the Cullens and Hales. Edward Cullen goes through many girls he meets Bella & sees something he likes. Much better Summary Inside. All Human. Adventure, mystery, humor & of course,a little romance! AU
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 63 - Words: 184,281 - Reviews: 8206 - Favs: 5,858 - Follows: 2,158 - Updated: 1/8/2009 - Published: 11/2/2007 - Complete
Total Eclipse of the Heart by ashel-13 reviews
Actress Bella Swan has been getting mysterious letters making her enlist the aide of body guard, Edward Cullen. But will he do more than protect her body? She finds there's more to the SWAT officer than meeets the eye, and wants him all the more. OOC
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 161,936 - Reviews: 4221 - Favs: 3,993 - Follows: 1,707 - Updated: 1/7/2009 - Published: 7/18/2008 - Complete
A World Without Sound by The Romanticidal Edwardian reviews
AU, BxE. My name is Bella Swan; good at sign language and karate. My best friend is deaf, and you know what? It doesn't matter. Won twice at Twilight Awards, and has been nominated more. Please review!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 22 - Words: 105,849 - Reviews: 7654 - Favs: 8,986 - Follows: 2,534 - Updated: 9/27/2008 - Published: 6/1/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Bella's Afraid of What? by liberal4peace reviews
Emmett finds some of Bella's old school papers....
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 288 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 10 - Published: 9/15/2008 - Complete
Gossip Girl by Twilight Halo reviews
Gossip Girl here, your one and only source into the scandalous lives of Forks' elite. Bella returns after what she did to her best friend Rose and the only person she could talk to is Edward. ALL HUMAN. Complete...for now. Sequel will be posted next tim!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 68,728 - Reviews: 166 - Favs: 176 - Follows: 82 - Updated: 9/12/2008 - Published: 5/19/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
A Night Without Stars by Fall Down Again Bella reviews
One-shot. All human. Edward died in the 9/11 attacks. It's the one year anniversary and Bella visits his grave. She remembers their best nights as she fills him in on her life. Very, very sad.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,783 - Reviews: 589 - Favs: 626 - Follows: 110 - Published: 8/30/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Number by Rissohma reviews
Edward remembers how each of the Cullens responded to his ability to read minds when Bella questions why he thinks her reaction would be predictable. One Shot. Humor.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,246 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 13 - Published: 8/21/2008 - Complete
Let Me Be The One Who Calls You Baby by CherryBlossom71 reviews
All Human. Bella's parents died and now she's living with the Cullens. What she doesn't know is that the feelings she's been trying to ignore for Edward are just another thing they have in common. Lemons in the future
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 12,333 - Reviews: 166 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 125 - Updated: 8/1/2008 - Published: 4/24/2008
Mr Loser by blackxout reviews
Edward Cullen has always been the nerdy boy with over sized glasses. He's been in love with Bella Swan ever since he first laid eyes on her. When Alice decides to give him a makeover, everyone in school seems to notice him, but does Bella notice him? OOC
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 18,600 - Reviews: 1697 - Favs: 1,119 - Follows: 572 - Updated: 6/9/2008 - Published: 2/6/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Jacob makes a joke by Victorian Beauty reviews
Head to head with an unknown threat, Jacob's sense of humor, and sense of timing are called into question... 100 word drabble.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 105 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/27/2008 - Complete
Stalker, Stalker, Saviours by BookMe reviews
The girls are living in Seattle, with some sort of creepy stalker after them. What happens when the boys step in and move in? ExB EmxR AxJ
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 29 - Words: 65,296 - Reviews: 759 - Favs: 708 - Follows: 229 - Updated: 2/15/2008 - Published: 1/14/2008 - Complete
Intelligence by Saiyachick reviews
Emmett Cullen is not the idiot as everyone makes him out to be. Oneshot
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 851 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 10 - Published: 11/4/2007 - Emmett, Rosalie - Complete
Of Notes and Boredom by Raine Delmont reviews
Bella, Edward and Alice are in a VERY boring class... but, Bella knows how to pass the time. Let the note passing begin! Please R&R!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,086 - Reviews: 370 - Favs: 252 - Follows: 146 - Updated: 9/26/2007 - Published: 9/8/2007 - Complete
Love Letters by TwilightStar9879 reviews
Bella Swan is the most popular girl at Forks High. She's dating Mike Newton, her enemies are the Cullen's, and she thinks her life's perfect. Except when she joins the inschool penpal program her life changes because she falls for her penpal.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 11,050 - Reviews: 239 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 127 - Updated: 12/26/2006 - Published: 11/25/2006 - Complete
I'll Vote No by sillybella reviews
Inside Rosalie's head.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,720 - Reviews: 169 - Favs: 220 - Follows: 31 - Published: 10/18/2006 - Complete