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![]() Author has written 8 stories for Naruto, League of Legends, Star Wars, Fate/stay night, RWBY, Berserk, Lord of the Rings, Bleach, Fairy Tail, Bloodborne, and Destiny. Obligatory "Welcome to my profile!" Stories are one thing, but profiles are another! I am middling-level author who enjoys writing stories for various fantasy and science fiction universes. My true enjoyment comes from crossovers, which present me with the challenge of marrying two different worlds, and/or the characters in those worlds together in a cohesive and fluid story that both functions narratively and flows well; that is my favorite kind of challenge, and its why most of my stories are crossovers. Surprise, surprise. Feel free to take a peak at my literary wares down below, O weary traveler! ADDITIONAL STORY IDEAS (Old) Below I've listed a couple of stories that I've been tossing around in my brain for a while. Sadly while I'd like to do all of them, I can't so I'm leaving it up to you guys to choose which one you want to see! If you're curious about one of them but want more information, feel free to send me a PM; I'm always happy to talk to my fans :D ! Shift: Kamui was a powerful technique, but as powerful as it was, it was never meant to be used against itself. The combined force of the two dimensional rifts clashing results in Naruto, Sasuke, Kabuto, Tobi, Kakashi, and the rest of the Konoha 11 to an alternate universe where they meet themselves... but something is strange about their alternate selves... Their gender is reversed! The Ancients: Naruto/The Old Republic cross-over The Shinobi Alliance failed; they lost. Madara consumed the Juubi and activated the Mugen Tsukuyomi. Many millennium later, an ambitious Sith Lord, Darth Nox follows a lead regarding a powerful Rakatan artifact to a strange, uninhabited planet, called Earth. Ninja Art Online: Naruto/Sword Art Online cross-over In the resulting clash between Obito and Kakashi's Kamui, many Shinobi are sent to another world... in another universe. Two years later, a revolutionary virtual reality game is released, and many of the Shinobi are unknowingly given a copy of it. Little do they know the sinister plan behind its creation, nor the alternate plans one of the game's main programmers has for the game itself... And more to come (when I think of them)! The Situation in Hell The following is supposedly an actual question given on a University of Washington chemistry mid-term. The answer by one student was so "profound" that the professor shared it with colleagues, via the Internet, which is, of course, why we now have the pleasure of enjoying it as well. Bonus Question: Is Hell exothermic (gives off heat) or endothermic (absorbs heat)? Most of the students wrote proofs of their beliefs using Boyle's Law (gas cools when it expands and heats when it is compressed) or some variant. One student, however, wrote the following: First, we need to know how the mass of Hell is changing in time. So we need to know the rate at which souls are moving into Hell and the rate at which they are leaving. I think that we can safely assume that once a soul gets to Hell, it will not leave. Therefore, no souls are leaving. As for how many souls are entering Hell, let's look at the different Religions that exist in the world today. Most of these religions state that if you are not a member of their religion, you will go to Hell. Since there is more than one of these religions and since people do not belong to more than one religion, we can project that all souls go to Hell. With birth and death rates as they are, we can expect the number of souls in Hell to increase exponentially. Now, we look at the rate of change of the volume in Hell because Boyle's Law states that in order for the temperature and pressure in Hell to stay the same, the volume of Hell has to expand proportionately as souls are added. This gives two possibilities: 1. If Hell is expanding at a slower rate than the rate at which souls enter Hell, then the temperature and pressure in Hell will increase until all Hell breaks loose. 2. If Hell is expanding at a rate faster than the increase of souls in Hell, then the temperature and pressure will drop until Hell freezes over. So which is it? If we accept the postulate given to me by Teresa during my Freshman year that, "it will be a cold day in Hell before I go out with you", and take into account the fact that I went out with her last night, then number 2 must be true, and thus I am sure that Hell is exothermic and has already frozen over. The corollary of this theory is that since Hell has frozen over, it follows that it is not accepting any more souls and is therefore, extinct . . . leaving only Heaven, thereby proving the existence of a divine being which explains why, last night, Teresa kept shouting "Oh my God." THIS STUDENT RECEIVED THE ONLY "A." |