Author has written 5 stories for Twilight, Pirates of the Caribbean, and Parodies and Spoofs.
hey, I'm Lynli. They actual spelling is Lyndley,but i wanted something unique.
My team is TEAM Switzerland!!
i love twilight, although stephenie's writing style could have been diferent.
I love to write, and i'm always thinking up crazy ideas, as you can see from my stories.
i'm 14,and i live in nun of yo beezwax,USA!!
yeah. my parents are divorced, and i currently live with my father and his somewhat bitchy wife,
she's cool most of the time though.
i love!! anime
yeah...i am really random and easily distracted.
Red Jumpsuit Apparatis
Nine Inch Nails
Five Finger Death Punch
The Bella Cullen Project
the list goes on
Books: pretty much anything, i just like to read!!
uglies series by scott westerfield
flowers for algernon
i also read this one book about a ghost who falls for another ghost who is in the body of a human, so she takes over a body. then they do it !
it's a good book!
she so cool!
she's a member.
kind of ...
i did date this one girl named Maggie
me and her are BFFs!!
she's a member too
got a problem?
favorite thing to call people:
i don't know why
it's just funny to me.
copy and pastes
If you are addicted to vampires and would like to become one, post this onto your profile.
If you think Edward Cullen is hot...copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you want those kids to fall off a cliff and stop trying to steal the Luck Charms, then copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you went to sleep at around 2 am reading Twilight and/or New Moon, copy and paste this onto your profile.
My best friend is insane, if you agree or if you have an insane friend then copy this to your profile
If you are absolutly in love with Stephenie Meyer's fictional charater Edward, from twilight, copy and paste this into your profile
If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile.
If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile.
If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile.
If you cried when Edward left Bella in New Moon copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you think that TWILGHT is the best book known to woman (and man)...copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you think that writing Fanfic stories is fun then copy this onto your profile!
If you agree with Bella that life without Edward is useless then copy this to your profile.
If you think the kids should just give the rabbit the friggin' trix, copy and paste this onto your profile!
If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer.
If you've ever done anything incredibly stupid for no apparent reason, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you kicked, screamed, and throw New Moon at the wall and then run and got it to continue reading it when Jacob kissed Bella twice and did the sam thing again, copy and paste this onto your profile.
And if you think I should shut up and wright more fanfic slap me and say Hell yes, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: danyan, Zutara Lover, Black'n'red'Butterfly, Enrica, I'veComeToTakeYourCheese, Vampire Scooby, Edward's One True Love, oceaneyes85253
Copy and Paste thats all you have to do!
92 percent of American teens would die if Abercombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breathe. Copy this in your profile if you would be the 8 percent that would be laughing your ass off.
98 of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile.
If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile.
If you ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this to your profile.
Just because we eat animals for food, doesn't mean we can cut them up for clothing! If you are against fur coats, clothing, boots, ect, copy this onto your profile.
If you have ever choked on your own spit, copy and paste this onto your profile
If you don't get what the simplest things mean, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you know someone who should be run over by a bus, copy this to your profile
If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vice versa copy this into your profile.
If you hate those obnoxious preppy people PLEASE copy this in your profile.
People of the world who HATE math UNITE! If you suck at math and think anyone who likes math is weird copy and paste this into your profile.
If you noticed that whoever Elizabeth Swan kisses dies copy and paste this in your profile.(example: Will, Jack, Norington, Sao Feng, and her father)
If you love rain, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you're one of those people who get excited when you see just two reviews, paste this into your profile.
If you ever wished you could talk to animals or be an animal, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you believe that the pink bunnies of doom are really out to get you copy and paste this onto your profile
If you have ever tried to hi-five some body and it has taken over 10 tries to actually slap their hand copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you think that Writer's Block blows (sucks), copy and paste this into your profile.
There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile.
If you talk to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.
You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the button on the tv.
If you have ever watched your try dog eat a fly and then laugh when it gets eaten copy and paste this into your profile!
If you are weird, insane, crazy, odd, not-normal, a freak of nature, psychotic, random or anything similar, copy this into your profile
Put this in your profile if you didn't know the Alphabet Song and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star had the same tune.
If you've ever lost someone (cats count) you loved, copy and paste this onto your profile.
Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you just what you find so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour long sob-fest, then start singing and dancing when your favorite song plays. Crazy is when you do or say a totally random thing, like "do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or start having a thumbwar with yourself (I find that I am a very tough opponent). So if you're crazy, copy this onto your profile.
Twilight Copy and Pastes
If you've reread TWILIGHT over four times...copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you hate Jacob Black for tricking Bella into kissing him copy and paste this into your proflie.
If you are absolutly in love with Stephenie Meyer's fictional character Jasper from twilight, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you are absolutly in love with Stephenie Meyer's fictional character Edward from twilight, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you support the ‘Make Edward change Bella into a vampire’ club, copy this into your profile.
Naruto Copy and Pastes
If you think Shikamaru from Naruto is HOT copy and paste this into your profile
If you think that this is too troublesome to read, copy this too profile.
If you are too lazy to copy this to your profile, copy this to your profile
A ninja waits until the dead of night, when the enemy sleeps and drops his guard, when his weapons lie forgotten in the stillness of the night, that is the moment for a ninja to strike. Copy this into your profile if you're a Ninja!0_0
If you think Neji should just stop ranting about the Main Branch Family and how evil they are, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you would LOVE to know how Naruto's going to end, copy and paste this into your profile.
Is it just me or is Gaara really hot? If you think he is copy this and put it into your profile and add your name to the list. UNITE GAARA LOVERS!! GaaraandAikoforever, LoveShinobi4eva, Silver Element,BlueSkyHeIs it just me or is Gaara really hot? If you think he is copy this and put it into your profile and add your name aven, Ketsueki Senshoku, Gaara's Pyro RACCOON, Gaarasminestayaway, .Faking.This.Smile, Lilly, Jay Jay, StormofSilver, inspired122, Kasumi18, Rawr I'm Gonna Eat You, Missyserena214, yinyanglover, Krakengirl, FairyNinjaPrincess
I thougt this was really sweet! This is for a girl. For guys scroll down till this ends!
If i dont call you
When i walk away from you mad
When i stare at your mouth
When i push you or hit you
When i start cussing at you
When im quiet
When i ignore you
When i pull away
When you see me at my worst
When you see me start crying
When you see me walking
When i'm scared
When i lay my head on your shoulder
When i grab at your hands
When i tease you
When i dont answer for a long time
When i look at you with doubt
When i say that i like you
When i bump into you
When i tell you a secret
When i look at you in your eyes
When i miss you
When you break my heart
When i say its over
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I LOVE JA
I LOVE JAS
I LOVE JASP
I LOVE JASPE
I LOVE JASPER
I LOVE JASPER W
I LOVE JASPER WH
I LOVE JASPER WHI
I LOVE JASPER WHIT
I LOVE JASPER WHITL
I LOVE JASPER WHITLO
I LOVE JASPER WHITLOC
I LOVE JASPER WHITLOCK
I'm INTO THEATRE & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
This one is cool
can read this> > >>> > >> This is weird, but interesting!> > >>> > >> If you
A conversation between a Bella and Edward.
Bella: Do you like me?
Bella: Do you think I'm pretty
Bella: which would you chose me or you life?
Edward: my life
Bella: If I left you forever would you cry?
Bella: I heard enough
Bella starts to cry and turns to run, but Edward catches her and says
I don't like you, I love you. You're not pretty, you're beautiful. I would chose my life because you ARE my life and I wouldn't cry if you left, I would die if you left.
They then go back to Bella's house and make out alot because Edward won't do anything more, even though he really really wants to do her so bad, but he will just have to control it because he promissed himself that he would make love with Bella until they were married.
Sayings by/for moms:
Mothers of teens know why some animals eat their young.
Children: You spend the first 2 years of their life teaching them to walk and talk. Then you spend the next 16 years telling them to sit down and shut-up.
The main purpose of holding children's parties is to remind yourself that there are children more awful than your own.
Grandchildren are God's reward for not killing your kids.
Anyone who says "Easy as taking candy from a baby" has never tried it. (i loved this one)
1. People who point at their wrist asking for the time... I know where my watch is pal, where the hell is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the toilet is?
Annoying Things To Do On An Elevator
1) CRACK open your briefcase or handbag, peer Inside and ask "Got enough air in there?"
New Cullen In Town:
Bella's first day of school out fit(chap 3):
Rosalie's first day of school outfit(chap 3):
Alice first day os school outfit(chap 3):
Bella's top(chap 4):
Bella's pants(chap 4):
Bella's Hair(chap 4)this was the best i could find:
Guitar Bella uses(chap 4):
Secondhand Serenade song "Maybe"(chap 4):
Bella's top(chap 5):
Bella's pants(chap 5):
Bella's belt(chap 5):
Bella's shoes-pick the black color(chap 5):
Bella's hair(chap 5):
A New Chance to Live...Sort Of:
Aarabella(Bella) Rayne Dieu(Girl On Left):
Caiden Benjamin Dieu:
Ivory Genelle Dieu:
Adrien Zane Dieu:
Heavenly Kaci Dieu:
Falin Caleb Dieu:
Avril Callie Dieu(I know it's kind of a weird picture, but it's that best I could find):
Devan Thomas Dieu:
Amberlyn Demerie Dieu(ADD):
If you took the time to read my very long profile paste this on your profile!
In Honor of Stupid People
In case you needed further proof that the human race is doomed to stupidity, here are some actual label instructions on consumer goods:
On a Sears hairdryer -- Do not use while sleeping.
On a bag of Fritos -- You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.
On a bar of Dial soap -- "Directions: Use like regular soap,"
On some Swanson frozen dinners -- "Serving suggestion: Defrost."
On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom) -- "Do not turn upside down."
On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding -- "Product will be hot after heating."
On packaging for a Rowena iron -- "Do not iron clothes on body."
On Boot's Children Cough Medicine -- "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication."
On Nytol Sleep Aid -- "Warning: May cause drowsiness."
On most brands of Christmas lights -- "For indoor or outdoor use only."
On a Japanese food processor -- "Not to be used for the other use."
On Sainsbury's peanuts -- "Warning: contains nuts."
On an American Airlines packet of nuts -- "Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts."
On a child's Superman costume -- "Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly."
On a Swedish chainsaw -- "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or genitals."
Now that you've smiled at least once, it's your turn to spread the stupidity.
9 Things I Hate About Everyone
Insanity is hereditary. You get it from your kids.
Let's go eat Edward's food - Me
Alright, vamonos - Edward (Alright, lets go)
Oooh, you sound so hot when you talk spanish - Me
Lo are mas siguedo - Edward (I'll do it more often)
Wow, he does sound hot - Diana
Vete a la verga! Es mio! - Me (Go to hell! He's mine!)
I have a pen. I'm dangerous - Me
Babe, your dangerous with paper - Edward
Science)I've gone out with 3 girls this year - Richard (Kid in Science class)
Wow, you pimp - Mr. Brown (Sci Teacher)
I've only gone out with one guy. But I've been with him since last year - Me
Edward Cress? - teacher
See? Even teachers know we're going out - Me
I have a B in Science - Me
Smartass - Diana
Lunch)Will you stop screaming? - Ivan
It's what I do - Me
Nah, you trip over things - Andrea
And hurt people - Brandon
I'm failing math, dad - Me
Good luck with that - Dad
Can I have money? - Me
I ain't your daddy - Uncle Jake
But you're like my second daddy! - Me
It's still no - Uncle Jake
DADDY! - Me
Look, daddy! Edward bought me coffee! - Me
Are you gonna make sure she doesn't hurt herself more than usual? - Dad
Yea, ok - Edward
Home Ec) Are you doing Math? - Diana
Uh huh - Me
Can I copy? - Edward
Yeah, hold on...Thanks Melissa! - Me (I gave her, her paper back. Yea, I copied!)
You wanna do it for me? - Edward
No - Me
I'll give you a kissy - Edward
I lean over and kiss him, fast) Thanks. You do it - Me
Edward! I squished a bug! - Me
Then why do you look sad? - Edward
Because! What if it had a family? It never harmed anyone! - Me
He hugs me) Honey, he wanted to do if he got in YOUR way - Edward
Oh, that makes sense... - Me
Big words scare me - Me
What the freaking doodle - Diana
...I'm weird that way - Me
And many others - Brandon
Why are guys so emotional? - Me
I am not not! - Edward
LIAR! WE'RE not EMOTIONAL! - Brandon
Sure - Me
Stop talking so loud! - Chad(Backstage in Drama, rehearsal)
We're girls. We're allowed to - Me
You weirdo - Nathan
I'm a drama student, I can be much weirder. Don't try me - Me
Get off me - me
Don't touch that - Me
Why not? - Ivan
'Cause i said not to - Me
Kick his ass! - Diana
Ok, why did you throw a tomato at me? - Me
Which color, green, white or black? - Brandon
Green, white and black - Mr. Brown
Pick a color - Brandon
Orange - Mr. Brown
That's not a color! - Brandon
Yes, it is - Mr. Brown
Your mother - Edward
Stop doing that! - Me
Bite me - Ivan - Ow! Not literally!
They don't have that at Walmart - Andrea
And Walmart has everything! - Me
Only fags run around in circles - Brandon
Ow. Ow. Ow. - Me - Stupid needle.
Whatare you doing? - Edward
I'm putting the needles in- - Me
and she keeps stabbing herself - Andrea
Ow! Piece of shit - Me
Math) I'm bored - me
Not me! This is so fun! - Edward
No need to be sarcastic - Me
My house at night) Stop touching me and go to sleep - Me
I'm not touching you. Want me to? - Edward
Seriously, who's touching me? - Me
Not me - Brandon, Ivan, Andrea, and Diana
I look down) AHHHH! A SPIDER! GET IT OFF, GET IT OFF! - Me
Comebacks to crappy pickup lines!-(Hilarious)
Man: "I know how to please a woman."
Man: "I want to give myself to you."
Man: "If I could see you naked, I'd die happy:
Man: "Your body is like a temple."
Man: "I'd go through anything for you."
Man: "I would go to the end of the world for you.
Man: "So, wanna go back to my place ?"
Man: "Your place or mine?"
Man: "I'd like to call you. What's your number?"
Man: "But I don't know your name."
Man: "So what do you do for a living?"
Man: "Hey, baby, what's your sign?"
Man: "How do you like your eggs in the morning?"
Man: "Hey, come on, we're both here at this bar for the same reason"
Man: "Haven't we met before?"
Man: "Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Man: "Is this seat empty?"
Edward knows what you're thinking without you saying anything
Emmett's the strongest,
Edward's the fastest,
But Jasper can sit alone in a corner and still make people laugh.
10 Commandments of a Teenager
1) Thou shall not sneak out when parents are sleeping.
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