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Author has written 5 stories for Twilight, Pirates of the Caribbean, and Parodies and Spoofs.

hey, I'm Lynli. They actual spelling is Lyndley,but i wanted something unique.

My team is TEAM Switzerland!!

i love twilight, although stephenie's writing style could have been diferent.

I love to write, and i'm always thinking up crazy ideas, as you can see from my stories.

i'm 14,and i live in nun of yo beezwax,USA!!

yeah. my parents are divorced, and i currently live with my father and his somewhat bitchy wife,

she's cool most of the time though.

i love!! anime

yeah...i am really random and easily distracted.

music:

MCR

A7X

Red Jumpsuit Apparatis

Skillet

Seather

Nine Inch Nails

Five Finger Death Punch

AFI

The Bella Cullen Project

the list goes on

and on

and on

Books: pretty much anything, i just like to read!!

twilight series

uglies series by scott westerfield

gathering blue

the bible

flowers for algernon

i also read this one book about a ghost who falls for another ghost who is in the body of a human, so she takes over a body. then they do it !

it's a good book!

tv:

too much!

writers:

sillysydney

she so cool!

yeah

she's a member.

Orrientation:

a-sexual

kind of ...

i did date this one girl named Maggie

me and her are BFFs!!

she's a member too

got a problem?

fuck off!!

sorry...

favorite thing to call people:

POOPNOSE!!

i don't know why

it's just funny to me.

fucktard

copy and pastes

If you are addicted to vampires and would like to become one, post this onto your profile.

If you think Edward Cullen is hot...copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you want those kids to fall off a cliff and stop trying to steal the Luck Charms, then copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you went to sleep at around 2 am reading Twilight and/or New Moon, copy and paste this onto your profile.

My best friend is insane, if you agree or if you have an insane friend then copy this to your profile

If you are absolutly in love with Stephenie Meyer's fictional charater Edward, from twilight, copy and paste this into your profile

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile.

If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile.

If you cried when Edward left Bella in New Moon copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you think that TWILGHT is the best book known to woman (and man)...copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you think that writing Fanfic stories is fun then copy this onto your profile!

If you agree with Bella that life without Edward is useless then copy this to your profile.

If you think the kids should just give the rabbit the friggin' trix, copy and paste this onto your profile!

If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer.

If you've ever done anything incredibly stupid for no apparent reason, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you kicked, screamed, and throw New Moon at the wall and then run and got it to continue reading it when Jacob kissed Bella twice and did the sam thing again, copy and paste this onto your profile.

And if you think I should shut up and wright more fanfic slap me and say Hell yes, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: danyan, Zutara Lover, Black'n'red'Butterfly, Enrica, I'veComeToTakeYourCheese, Vampire Scooby, Edward's One True Love, oceaneyes85253
UrDadSaidICouldn't Use the Door, Malice in Horrorland,Twilightholic-Tanya, twilight_forever-nicole, Opheliac303, FairyNinjaPrincess

Copy and Paste thats all you have to do!

92 percent of American teens would die if Abercombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breathe. Copy this in your profile if you would be the 8 percent that would be laughing your ass off.

98 of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile.

If you ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this to your profile.

Just because we eat animals for food, doesn't mean we can cut them up for clothing! If you are against fur coats, clothing, boots, ect, copy this onto your profile.

If you have ever choked on your own spit, copy and paste this onto your profile

If you don't get what the simplest things mean, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you know someone who should be run over by a bus, copy this to your profile

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vice versa copy this into your profile.

If you hate those obnoxious preppy people PLEASE copy this in your profile.

People of the world who HATE math UNITE! If you suck at math and think anyone who likes math is weird copy and paste this into your profile.

If you noticed that whoever Elizabeth Swan kisses dies copy and paste this in your profile.(example: Will, Jack, Norington, Sao Feng, and her father)

If you love rain, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you're one of those people who get excited when you see just two reviews, paste this into your profile.

If you ever wished you could talk to animals or be an animal, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you believe that the pink bunnies of doom are really out to get you copy and paste this onto your profile

If you have ever tried to hi-five some body and it has taken over 10 tries to actually slap their hand copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you think that Writer's Block blows (sucks), copy and paste this into your profile.

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile.

If you talk to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the button on the tv.

If you have ever watched your try dog eat a fly and then laugh when it gets eaten copy and paste this into your profile!

If you are weird, insane, crazy, odd, not-normal, a freak of nature, psychotic, random or anything similar, copy this into your profile

Put this in your profile if you didn't know the Alphabet Song and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star had the same tune.

If you've ever lost someone (cats count) you loved, copy and paste this onto your profile.

Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you just what you find so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour long sob-fest, then start singing and dancing when your favorite song plays. Crazy is when you do or say a totally random thing, like "do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or start having a thumbwar with yourself (I find that I am a very tough opponent). So if you're crazy, copy this onto your profile.

Twilight Copy and Pastes

If you've reread TWILIGHT over four times...copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you hate Jacob Black for tricking Bella into kissing him copy and paste this into your proflie.

If you are absolutly in love with Stephenie Meyer's fictional character Jasper from twilight, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are absolutly in love with Stephenie Meyer's fictional character Edward from twilight, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you support the ‘Make Edward change Bella into a vampire’ club, copy this into your profile.

Naruto Copy and Pastes

If you think Shikamaru from Naruto is HOT copy and paste this into your profile

If you think that this is too troublesome to read, copy this too profile.

If you are too lazy to copy this to your profile, copy this to your profile

A ninja waits until the dead of night, when the enemy sleeps and drops his guard, when his weapons lie forgotten in the stillness of the night, that is the moment for a ninja to strike. Copy this into your profile if you're a Ninja!0_0

If you think Neji should just stop ranting about the Main Branch Family and how evil they are, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you would LOVE to know how Naruto's going to end, copy and paste this into your profile.

Is it just me or is Gaara really hot? If you think he is copy this and put it into your profile and add your name to the list. UNITE GAARA LOVERS!! GaaraandAikoforever, LoveShinobi4eva, Silver Element,BlueSkyHeIs it just me or is Gaara really hot? If you think he is copy this and put it into your profile and add your name aven, Ketsueki Senshoku, Gaara's Pyro RACCOON, Gaarasminestayaway, .Faking.This.Smile, Lilly, Jay Jay, StormofSilver, inspired122, Kasumi18, Rawr I'm Gonna Eat You, Missyserena214, yinyanglover, Krakengirl, FairyNinjaPrincess

I thougt this was really sweet! This is for a girl. For guys scroll down till this ends!

If i dont call you
Its because i'm waiting for you to call me

When i walk away from you mad
Follow me

When i stare at your mouth
Kiss me

When i push you or hit you
Grab me and dont let go

When i start cussing at you
Kiss me and tell me you love me

When im quiet
Ask me whats wrong

When i ignore you
Give me your attention

When i pull away
Pull me back

When you see me at my worst
Tell me i'm beautiful

When you see me start crying
Hold me and tell me everything will be alright

When you see me walking
Sneak up and hug my waist from behind

When i'm scared
Protect me

When i lay my head on your shoulder
Tilt my head up and kiss me

When i grab at your hands
Hold mine and play with my fingers

When i tease you
Tease me back and make me laugh

When i dont answer for a long time
reassure me that everything is okay

When i look at you with doubt
Back yourself up

When i say that i like you
I really do more than you could understand

When i bump into you
bump into me back and make me laugh

When i tell you a secret
keep it safe and untold

When i look at you in your eyes
dont look away until i do

When i miss you
i'm hurting inside

When you break my heart
the pain never really goes away

When i say its over
i still want you to be mine

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I LOVE

I LOVE J

I LOVE JA

I LOVE JAS

I LOVE JASP

I LOVE JASPE

I LOVE JASPER

I LOVE JASPER W

I LOVE JASPER WH

I LOVE JASPER WHI

I LOVE JASPER WHIT

I LOVE JASPER WHITL

I LOVE JASPER WHITLO

I LOVE JASPER WHITLOC

I LOVE JASPER WHITLOCK

I'm INTO THEATRE & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I’m a VIRGIN, so I MUST be a prude
I'm BI, so I MUST think every girl I see is hot.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly or crazy.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a Goth.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naïve

I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I’m WICCAN, so I MUST be a devil-worshipping baby killer.
I’m A GOOD LIAR, so I MUST be an actor/actress
I’m a BLACK BELT, so I MUST always want to kick someone’s ass
I’m a FEMALE BLACK BELT, so I MUST be a lesbian
I LIKE TO BE MYSELF, so I MUST be cocky and arrogant
I’m FRENCH, so I MUST be homosexual
I’m a BOHEMIAN, so I MUST be a lazy drug addict
I LOVE ANIMALS, so I MUST be a vegetarian
I’m a TREEHUGGER, so I MUST be a drug addicted hippie
I’m INTO JIMI HENDRIX, so I MUST be on drugs
I’m a MUSICIAN, so I MUST not be doing anything with my life
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST love math
I'm BLACK, so I MUST be on welfare
I'm PUNK, so I MUST cut my wrists
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist
I'm IRISH, so I MUST be a alcoholic
I'm BLOND, so I MUST be a stupid ditz
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore
I'm a JEW, so I MUST be greedy
I have A LOT OF GUY FRIENDS so I MUST be dating them all
I have GOOD GRADES, so I MUST be a nerd
I love RENT so I MUST be an emo lesbian with AIDS
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I'm a CHRISTIAN, so I MUST believe in heaven.
Stereotypes suck! Copy, paste & add

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Girls
are like
apples on trees.
The best ones are
at the top of the tree.The
boys don't want to reach
for the good ones because they
are afraid of falling and getting hurt.
Instead, they just get the rotten apples
from the ground that aren't as good,
but easy. So the apples at the top think
something is wrong with them, when in
reality, they're amazing. They just
have to wait for the right boy to
come along, the one who's
brave enough to
climb all
the way
to the top
of the tree.

A conversation between a Bella and Edward.

Bella: Do you like me?

Edward: no

Bella: Do you think I'm pretty

Edward: no

Bella: which would you chose me or you life?

Edward: my life

Bella: If I left you forever would you cry?

Edward: no

Bella: I heard enough

Bella starts to cry and turns to run, but Edward catches her and says

I don't like you, I love you. You're not pretty, you're beautiful. I would chose my life because you ARE my life and I wouldn't cry if you left, I would die if you left.

They then go back to Bella's house and make out alot because Edward won't do anything more, even though he really really wants to do her so bad, but he will just have to control it because he promissed himself that he would make love with Bella until they were married.

Sayings by/for moms:

Mothers of teens know why some animals eat their young.

Children: You spend the first 2 years of their life teaching them to walk and talk. Then you spend the next 16 years telling them to sit down and shut-up.

The main purpose of holding children's parties is to remind yourself that there are children more awful than your own.

Grandchildren are God's reward for not killing your kids.

Anyone who says "Easy as taking candy from a baby" has never tried it. (i loved this one)

1. People who point at their wrist asking for the time... I know where my watch is pal, where the hell is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the toilet is?
2. People who are willing to get off their a to search the entire room for the TV remote because they refuse to walk to the TV and change the channel manually.3. When people say "Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too". Damn Right! What good is cake if you can't eat it?
4. When people say "it's always the last place you look". Of course it is. Why the hell would you keep looking after you've found it? Do people do this? Who and where are they?
5. When people say while watching a film, "did ya see that?" No Loser, I paid 12 to come to the cinema and stare at the damn floor!
6. People who ask "Can I ask you a question?"... Didn't give me a choice there, did ya sunshine?
7. When something is 'new and improved'. Which is it? If it's new, then there has never been anything before it. If it's an improvement, then there must have been something before it, couldn't be new.
8. When people say "life is short". What the hell?? Life is the longest damn thing anyone ever does!! What can you do thats longer?
9. When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks "Has the bus come yet?" If the bus came, would I be standing here??

Annoying Things To Do On An Elevator

1) CRACK open your briefcase or handbag, peer Inside and ask "Got enough air in there?"
2) STAND silent and motionless in the corner facing the wall without getting off.
3) WHEN arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act as if you're embarrassed when they open themselves.
4) GREET everyone with a warm handshake and ask him or her to call you Admiral.
5) MEOW occasionally.
6) STARE At another passenger for a while. Then announce in horror: "You're one of THEM" - and back away slowly
7) SAY -DING at each floor.
8) SAY "I wonder what all these do?" And push all the red buttons.
9) MAKE explosion noises when anyone presses a button.
10) STARE, grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce: "I have new socks on."
11) WHEN the elevator is silent, look around and ask: "Is that your beeper?"
12) TRY to make personal calls on the emergency phone.
13) DRAW a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers: "This is my personal space."
14) WHEN there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder, then pretend it wasn't you.
15) PUSH the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back for more.
16) ASK if you can push the button for other people but push the wrong ones.
17) HOLD the doors open and say you're waiting for your friend. After a while, let the doors close and say "Hi Greg, How's your day been?"
18) DROP a pen and wail until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream: "That's mine!"
19) BRING a camera and take pictures of everyone in the lift.
20) PRETEND you're a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the Passengers.
21) SWAT at flies that don't exist.
22) CALL out "Group hug" then enforce it.

New Cullen In Town:

Bella: http://www.flickr.com/photos/katiebell93/2310537115/

Edward: http://peoples.ru/art/cinema/actor/h_christensen/christensen_6_s.jpg

Alice: http://mattunntravelling.blog.ocn.ne.jp/syoukai/images/RACHAEL_LEIGH_COOK.JPG

Jasper: http://www.fanunity.com/hunnam/images/charlie_hunnam.jpg

Emmett: http://i104.photobucket.com/albums/m182/lockesedai/KellanLutz13.jpg

Rosalie: http://img203.exs.cx/img203/3127/oliviawilde057nk.jpg

Carlisle: http://www.jessespencer.net/images/gallery17/jessespencer4203.jpg

Esme: http://img.actressarchives.com/marylouise/MaryLouise_Spell_1773250_600.jpg

Cullen's House: http://www.trustkb.com/images/Mansions10.jpg

Edward's Car: http://www.flickr.com/photos/27800246@N06/2591462268/

Alice's Car: http://www.flickr.com/photos/12456609@N00/194887355/

Jasper's Car: http://www.flickr.com/photos/jaychen/100652240/

Rosalie's Car: http://www.automotto.org/images/ultimate-aero-tt_48.jpg

Emmett's Jeep: http://www.redjeepclub.com/members/tyra1.jpg

Carlisle's Car: http://www.fastcoolcars.com/images/exotic-cars-01/Exotic-Supercars-0018.jpg

Bella's first day of school out fit(chap 3): http://www.polyvore.com/cgi/set?id=3444971

Rosalie's first day of school outfit(chap 3): http://www.polyvore.com/cgi/set?id=3506712

Alice first day os school outfit(chap 3): http://www.polyvore.com/cgi/set?id=3511345

Bella's top(chap 4): http://www.ae.com/web/browse/product.jsp?catId=cat90042&productId=1307_3704

Bella's pants(chap 4): http://www.hollisterco.com/webapp/wcs/stores/servlet/ProductDisplay?storeId=10251&catalogId=10201&productId=422261&langId=-1&categoryId=12623&parentCategoryId=12552&colorSequence=04

Bella's Hair(chap 4)this was the best i could find: http://www.crochetme.com/2006-Fall/images/flappy_2.JPG

Guitar Bella uses(chap 4): http://www.magictails.com/abydos/images/acoustics/large/acoustic_guitar_black.jpg

Secondhand Serenade song "Maybe"(chap 4): http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U11RpcSEM_Y

Bella's top(chap 5): http://www.hollisterco.com/webapp/wcs/stores/servlet/ProductDisplay?storeId=10251&catalogId=10201&productId=419266&langId=-1&categoryId=12607&parentCategoryId=12552&colorSequence=07

Bella's pants(chap 5): http://www.hollisterco.com/webapp/wcs/stores/servlet/product_10251_10201_422244_-1_12623_12552

Bella's belt(chap 5): http://www.journeys.com/catalog_detail.aspx?c=apparel&s=girls/Belts&id=69604

Bella's shoes-pick the black color(chap 5): http://www.oldnavy.com/browse/product.do?cid=39882&pid=522173&scid=522173122&ssiteID=BR

Bella's hair(chap 5): http://www.flickr.com/photos/23922909@N04/2702416291/

A New Chance to Live...Sort Of:

Aarabella(Bella) Rayne Dieu(Girl On Left): http://www.hasharat.co.il/images/news_164_veronicas.jpg

Bella's Eyes: http://strappermelon.deviantart.com/art/Rainbow-Eyes-33523429

Caiden Benjamin Dieu: http://i48.photobucket.com/albums/f218/TomSturridge/Misc20Modelling/0004hkgg.jpg

Ivory Genelle Dieu: http://images.thinkgeek.com/action/large/2100d79.jpg

Adrien Zane Dieu: http://muchlikefalling.deviantart.com/art/Alex-02-74240219

Heavenly Kaci Dieu: http://jessiketta.deviantart.com/art/Kate-as-Esme-69852311

Falin Caleb Dieu: http://beautylikenight.deviantart.com/art/Jasper-Hale-76055554

Avril Callie Dieu(I know it's kind of a weird picture, but it's that best I could find): http://www.flickr.com/photos/rmiddletonphoto/2503447463/

Devan Thomas Dieu: http://www.poster.net/christensen-hayden/christensen-hayden-photo-xxl-hayden-christensen-6224644.jpg

Amberlyn Demerie Dieu(ADD): http://beautylikenight.deviantart.com/art/Alexis-Vampire-Alice-Cullen-88637195

If you took the time to read my very long profile paste this on your profile!

In Honor of Stupid People

In case you needed further proof that the human race is doomed to stupidity, here are some actual label instructions on consumer goods:

On a Sears hairdryer -- Do not use while sleeping.
(Shoot, and that's the only time I have to work on my hair.)

On a bag of Fritos -- You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.
(the shoplifter special)?

On a bar of Dial soap -- "Directions: Use like regular soap,"
(and that would be how??...)

On some Swanson frozen dinners -- "Serving suggestion: Defrost."
(but, it's "just" a suggestion).

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom) -- "Do not turn upside down."
(well...duh, a bit late, huh)!

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding -- "Product will be hot after heating."
(...and you thought??...)

On packaging for a Rowena iron -- "Do not iron clothes on body."
(but wouldn't this save me more time)?

On Boot's Children Cough Medicine -- "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication."
(We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those 5-year-olds with head-colds off those forklifts.)

On Nytol Sleep Aid -- "Warning: May cause drowsiness."
(and...I'm taking this because??...)

On most brands of Christmas lights -- "For indoor or outdoor use only."
(as opposed to...what)?

On a Japanese food processor -- "Not to be used for the other use."
(now, somebody out there, help me on this. I'm a bit curious)

On Sainsbury's peanuts -- "Warning: contains nuts."
(talk about a news flash)

On an American Airlines packet of nuts -- "Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts."
(Step 3: maybe, ooh...fly Delta?)

On a child's Superman costume -- "Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly."
(I don't blame the company. I blame the parents for this one.)

On a Swedish chainsaw -- "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or genitals."
(Oh my ..was there a lot of this happening somewhere?)

Now that you've smiled at least once, it's your turn to spread the stupidity.

9 Things I Hate About Everyone

Insanity is hereditary. You get it from your kids.

Let's go eat Edward's food - Me

Alright, vamonos - Edward (Alright, lets go)

Oooh, you sound so hot when you talk spanish - Me

Lo are mas siguedo - Edward (I'll do it more often)

Wow, he does sound hot - Diana

Vete a la verga! Es mio! - Me (Go to hell! He's mine!)

I have a pen. I'm dangerous - Me

Babe, your dangerous with paper - Edward

Science)I've gone out with 3 girls this year - Richard (Kid in Science class)

Wow, you pimp - Mr. Brown (Sci Teacher)

I've only gone out with one guy. But I've been with him since last year - Me

Edward Cress? - teacher

See? Even teachers know we're going out - Me

I have a B in Science - Me

Smartass - Diana

Lunch)Will you stop screaming? - Ivan

It's what I do - Me

Nah, you trip over things - Andrea

And hurt people - Brandon

I'm failing math, dad - Me

Good luck with that - Dad

Can I have money? - Me

I ain't your daddy - Uncle Jake

But you're like my second daddy! - Me

It's still no - Uncle Jake

DADDY! - Me

Look, daddy! Edward bought me coffee! - Me

Are you gonna make sure she doesn't hurt herself more than usual? - Dad

Yea, ok - Edward

Home Ec) Are you doing Math? - Diana

Uh huh - Me

Can I copy? - Edward

Yeah, hold on...Thanks Melissa! - Me (I gave her, her paper back. Yea, I copied!)

You wanna do it for me? - Edward

No - Me

I'll give you a kissy - Edward

I lean over and kiss him, fast) Thanks. You do it - Me

Edward! I squished a bug! - Me

Then why do you look sad? - Edward

Because! What if it had a family? It never harmed anyone! - Me

He hugs me) Honey, he wanted to do if he got in YOUR way - Edward

Oh, that makes sense... - Me

Big words scare me - Me

What the freaking doodle - Diana

...I'm weird that way - Me

And many others - Brandon

Why are guys so emotional? - Me

I am not not! - Edward

LIAR! WE'RE not EMOTIONAL! - Brandon

Sure - Me

Stop talking so loud! - Chad(Backstage in Drama, rehearsal)

We're girls. We're allowed to - Me

You weirdo - Nathan

I'm a drama student, I can be much weirder. Don't try me - Me

Get off me - me

Don't touch that - Me

Why not? - Ivan

'Cause i said not to - Me

Kick his ass! - Diana

Ok, why did you throw a tomato at me? - Me

Which color, green, white or black? - Brandon

Green, white and black - Mr. Brown

Pick a color - Brandon

Orange - Mr. Brown

That's not a color! - Brandon

Yes, it is - Mr. Brown

Your mother - Edward

Stop doing that! - Me

Bite me - Ivan - Ow! Not literally!

They don't have that at Walmart - Andrea

And Walmart has everything! - Me

Only fags run around in circles - Brandon

Ow. Ow. Ow. - Me - Stupid needle.

Whatare you doing? - Edward

I'm putting the needles in- - Me

and she keeps stabbing herself - Andrea

Ow! Piece of shit - Me

Math) I'm bored - me

Not me! This is so fun! - Edward

No need to be sarcastic - Me

My house at night) Stop touching me and go to sleep - Me

I'm not touching you. Want me to? - Edward

Seriously, who's touching me? - Me

Not me - Brandon, Ivan, Andrea, and Diana

I look down) AHHHH! A SPIDER! GET IT OFF, GET IT OFF! - Me

Comebacks to crappy pickup lines!-(Hilarious)

Man: "I know how to please a woman."
Woman: "Then please leave me alone."

Man: "I want to give myself to you."
Woman: "Sorry, I don't accept cheap gifts."

Man: "If I could see you naked, I'd die happy:
Woman: "Yeah, but if I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing".

Man: "Your body is like a temple."
Woman: "Sorry, there are no services today."

Man: "I'd go through anything for you."
Woman: "Good! Let's start with your bank account."

Man: "I would go to the end of the world for you.
Woman: "Yes, but would you stay there?

Man: "So, wanna go back to my place ?"
Woman: "Well, I don't know. Will two people fit under a rock?"

Man: "Your place or mine?"
Woman: "Both. You go to yours and I'll go to mine."

Man: "I'd like to call you. What's your number?"
Woman: "It's in the phone book."

Man: "But I don't know your name."
Woman: "That's in the phone book too."

Man: "So what do you do for a living?"
Woman: "I'm a female impersonator."

Man: "Hey, baby, what's your sign?"
Woman: "Do not Enter"

Man: "How do you like your eggs in the morning?"
Woman: "Unfertilized !"

Man: "Hey, come on, we're both here at this bar for the same reason"
Woman: "Yeah! Let's pick up some chicks!"

Man: "Haven't we met before?"
Woman: "Perhaps. I'm the receptionist at the VD Clinic."

Man: "Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman: "Yeah, that's why I don't go there anymore."

Man: "Is this seat empty?"
Woman: "Yes, and this one will be too if you sit down."

Edward knows what you're thinking without you saying anything
Emmett can make you laugh, with the stupidest things
But Jasper can make you feel happy just being in the same room.

How convenient

Emmett's the strongest,

Edward's the fastest,

But Jasper can sit alone in a corner and still make people laugh.

shit happens.

10 Commandments of a Teenager

1) Thou shall not sneak out when parents are sleeping.
(why wait that long)
2) Thou shall not do drugs.
(alcohol lasts longer, not to mention being cheaper.)
3) Thou shall not steal from K-Mart.
(Walmart has a bigger selection)
4) Thou shall not be arrested for vandalism.
(destruction has a bigger effect, I can tell you all about this)
5) Thou shall not steal from your parents.
(everyone knows grandma has more money)
6) Thou shall not get into fights.
(Cat fight anyhow...just start them.)
7) Thou shall not skip class.
(just take the whole day off)
8) Thou shall not strip in class.
(Hooters pays more)
9) Thou shall not think about having sex.
(like Nike says, "just do it")
10) Thou shall not help old ladies across the street.
(just leave'm in the middle)

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New Cullen In Town by FairyNinjaPrincess reviews
Bella's parents are dead, she has no famliy, what happens when a coven of vampires decide to take her in? PLEASE give it a chance my first fanfic Bella is gothish T for language later on and cuz i am paranoid.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 8,635 - Reviews: 150 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 105 - Updated: 6/3/2010 - Published: 9/8/2008 - Bella, Edward
Sunrise by dazzled-dreamer reviews
What happens when someone from Reneseme's past comes to visit? How will her family react? Will it affect her relationship with Jacob? All Stephanie Meyer's characters. NEW RATING AND CHANGE IN PLOT STARTING WITH CHAPTER 6!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 9,840 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 11/5/2009 - Published: 11/13/2008
Complete:King Edward VIII by twlight-princess reviews
Twilight/Tudors Crossover.The young Edward Cullen was the perfect Renaissance prince but after his first wife Tanya failed to produce a son.His Dark side came out.Bella Swan a young girl who becomes Edward's second wife.But things never turn out right
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 20,633 - Reviews: 161 - Favs: 274 - Follows: 109 - Updated: 8/10/2009 - Published: 9/28/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
A New Chance To Live by FairyNinjaPrincess reviews
Bella commits suicide right after Edward tells her he doesn't want her. Bella wakes up in a white world. There's a man standing there. Who is he and can he give Bella a chance to live again? Not your average Edward leaves Bella. Please give it a shot!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 8,154 - Reviews: 303 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 158 - Updated: 5/22/2009 - Published: 11/13/2008 - Bella, Edward
Renesmee's Only Love by TwilightTwizzler reviews
This is the love story of Renesmee Cullen and Jacob Black. It happens about 10 years after Breaking Dawn. It is almost like the Edward and Bella romance.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 7 - Words: 9,586 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 3/24/2009 - Published: 11/5/2008 - Renesmee C./Nessie, Jacob
Bella's Destiny by TwilightTwizzler reviews
Bella Swan moves to Forks, Washington with her dad, Charlie. She meets Edward Cullen, and there's instantly a special connection between them. What will happen when someone else tries to take Bella away? Will her and Edward find each other? All human.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,418 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 3/3/2009 - Published: 11/13/2008 - Bella, Edward
Hurt by x Twilight x Bird x reviews
Edward's left, and Bella's left heartbroken. So she finds refuge in her best friend Jacob who She starts to love, becoming more than just friends. Things are going great, until the unexpected happens.Will she have to choose between her head and her heart?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,792 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 1/16/2009 - Published: 11/13/2008 - Bella
News by DelilahTCullen reviews
Bella has important news to tell Edward, but she thinks he won't want it. Everyone knows but him and he's getting frustrated. Why is Emmett doing the happy dance? ONE-SHOT
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,375 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 8 - Published: 11/13/2008 - Complete
Never Too Late by PiratePrincess29 reviews
Takes place 5 years after new moon supposing bella never jumped off the cliff and edward never went to volterra. Takes place 5 years after New Moon, supposing Bella never jumped off the cliff and Edward never went to Volterra. BxE. Some JxB : .
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,942 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 11/11/2008 - Published: 11/8/2008 - Bella, Edward
The Girl Who Loved a Monster by firefly194473 reviews
A girl is chosen to protect a Vampire prince. But how can she do her job right when she's fallen in love with her assignment.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,443 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/7/2008 - Edward - Complete
Why Edward isn't Gay by Shekiah Rosay reviews
The Cullens begin to wonder if there's something Edward isn't telling them. Don't worry girls, he's straight, but a family discussion of Edward's sexual orientation can only end in amusement for all... ;D
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,058 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 17 - Published: 9/7/2008 - Edward - Complete
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Leave Out All The Rest reviews
yeah this has nothing to do with Twilight, but that's the only subject I like. lyrics to the linkin park song
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 340 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 11/15/2008 - Complete
The next Generation of FANFIC reviews
what will happen to Fanfiction writers of the future? read to find out!
Parodies and Spoofs - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 242 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/25/2008 - Complete
Holding Nessie reviews
The life of Jake and Renesme AFTER Breaking Dawn! PLEASE REVIEW! i can't write more if i think you hated it!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,037 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 10/25/2008 - Published: 10/24/2008 - Jacob, Renesmee C./Nessie
NO much more better reviews
just something i jooted down about Jack Sparrow, his sexiness the pirate!
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 99 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Published: 10/25/2008 - Capt. Jack Sparrow, Elizabeth S. - Complete
My Emptiness reviews
This really has nothing to do with Twilight. However, i had to choose a category, and this one is very much enjoyed by myself.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 401 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 10/25/2008 - Complete
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