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Joined 09-07-08, id: 1687591, Profile Updated: 01-25-12
Author has written 25 stories for iCarly, Camp Rock, Sonny with a Chance, Suite Life series, Ugly Betty, Life Unexpected, Victorious, Glee, Harry Potter, Anastasia, and Twilight.

why hello ppl of fanfiction!


are the last words of a fool

name: emma emz youngin skunk bag wateva floats the boat!lmao!

hobbies: emm writing

Age: 17... oh lordie help me Ima getting old!

hair colour: long and brown whoop!Was long but got a serious bop chop! was its...meh?

eyes: ryt ppl i have many ulternative arguements with my friends over this I have freckin blue eyes damn it!

Pairings I enjoy:


SEDDIE: come on ppl just gotta love them!

Hannah montanna:

LOLVIER: Just too cute!

JILEY: they kinda balance each other out!lmao!

school of rock:

come on ppl we gota get this fanfiction back here!

frummer/freddieXsummer: can I get an aww... aww thank u. come on Im just a sucker for a love hate relationship!

katiexzack: imagin the talent in the kids ppl!lmao


ANYA/DEMETRIE: Yes I do believe I spelt every word wrong! lol but they are so meant to be lol

Sonny With A Chance

CHANNY: HELLO! love hate relationships! epp they are my forte!lol




NAITLYN!: this is like the ultimate couple! they have to happen, i am still distraught about camp rock 2, there has to be at least some Jeaslousy!

SMITCHIE: OBV. now if they dont happen, i really dont know what has become of the disney channel lol

JELLA: Just too cute, there so slow and perfect for each other!

LOLA/BARRON: I think their cute...cough lol

PEGGY/ANDY: both quite and pushed to the backround...

The Suite life of Zack and Cody!

CODY/BABARA: lol too adrokable lol

MR MOSBEY/CARREY: I think it would be ironic!

LONDON/LANCE!: I thought they were so funny together!

ZACK/MAX: RIGHT! this is my personal favourite couple out them all, their so cute together, why they didnt get together in later years I will never understand!

The Suite Life On Deck

CODY/BAILY: Nuf' said!

MR MOSBEY/MISS TUTWILER: I think they'd be hileriously cute together!

BOB/BARBARA: I just love Bob and think he deserves a bit of happiness lmao!

ZACK/MAX(ONCE AGAIN): They are just meant to be, I know max's isnt in this series but she should be!!

hey as u can tell I put up a story yopa!

and id really like some reviews please even if its jst to say...

"yo your crap dude!" lmao!

so emm plz review?



1.Standing outside in the rain, hair curled, fake tan done to perfection, make-up without blemishes’, new outfit, and wearing a pair of brand new black stilettos only to be told that even though I was sober, all dressed up and it was the first time in 6 months due to educational studies I was allowed out to the teeny bopper only to be told that there wasn’t a chance on God’s green earth was I getting into the club due to the fact that it was packed, most likely half of them pure out of it and would soon be thrown out due to causing a ruckus! GRrRr!

2.Not being able to get signal when your at school the one time you need to ring home because you think you might pass out due to the pain you are experiencing throughout your body, And you end up with the only bitch in the office staff who just simply can’t let you use their phone in school unless you have 10p...Guess what? Yee don’t!

3.Slow talkers- Right this is were I go of on one(As if I haven’t already) Right I come from Ireland and we are famous for being fast talkers particularly the town I come from, So I don’t have patients for slow talkers, as soon as I hear the a slow, drowning voice I immediately switch of.

4.People who can’t even drag their behind to mass on Christmas day, and blubber on about how their religion is the one to follow!

5.People who think I’m stupid because I’m dyslexic (took me a while to learn how to spell that lmao!)

6.When people think I use dyslexia as an excuse and I don’t really earn my good grades at school.

7.Posers- girls/boys (sorry for letting the side down girls but we are the main offenders!) who pretend to something their not because the person they fancy is in to it E.G. A girl wearing a ACDC top who pronounces it ECDE running around singing smoke on the water over and over again news flash Deep purple wrote and sang it! Because the boy they fancy is into rock! I speak from experience be yourself!

8.Boys who think there the lawd when by the sound of their voice and by the look of their height they haven’t hit puberty yet!

9.When girls slag boys when their voice finally breaks leave them alone ladies lol have to admit Im guilty their the odd tym!

10.Peoplewho go on and on at you to tell them what is wrong with and why your upset and when you finally tell them why, and they tell you to either shut up and get over yourself or else turn it around so that you’re talking about them and themselves over and over again!

11.People who don’t know the words to songs and sing at the top of their voices! Even I am the worst for it!

12.When boy’s make out the things that girls go through aren’t as painful as they make out!; e.g. waxing

I love Nate and Caitlyn and want them to be together, whether or not they talked in the movie, if you do too copy and past this in on your profile.

Really frustrated about CR2 People!!

If you're one of those people who get excited when you see just two reviews, paste this into your profile.

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile.

So, here's how it works:
1. Open your library (iTunes, Winamp, Media Player, iPod, etc)
2. Put it on shuffle
3. Press play
4. For every question, type the song that's playing
5. When you go to a new question, press the next button
6. Don't lie and try to pretend your cool...just type it in man!

Opening Credits:
these are the days-Queen

Waking Up:
I'm yours-Jason marz

First Day At School:
if you catch a criminal-the hossier

Falling In Love:
7 things-Miley cyrus

Loosing Virginity:
Party all the time- Black Eyed peas

Fight Song:
complicated-Avril lavigne

Breaking Up:
Tell me why-Taylor swift


dont matter-akon

so lovely- scotting for girls

Mental Breakdown:
one man show-jonas brother

bust the windows of your car-glee cast

Getting Back Together:
heaven- cheryl cole ft william

You found me-Kelly Clarkson

Birth of Child:

Single ladies-beyonce

Finlan Battle:
Real Life-Girls Aloud

Death Scene:

Funeral Song:
I want it all-Queen

End Credits:
The Mixed tape-Jacks Maniquene

seriously ppl, there is a reason why Fanfiction profiles arent long... it takes to bloody long to do it and FF frigs it all up..grr lol

random moment...who else thinks Alyson stoner should come back to the suite life?

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iWant you to be my first by JadeSelena reviews
Sam has a plan. Rated T for subject matter but nothing else.
iCarly - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 90,095 - Reviews: 372 - Favs: 186 - Follows: 235 - Updated: 7/9/2017 - Published: 9/26/2011 - Freddie B., Sam P. - Complete
Second Guesses by Acacia Carter reviews
Neville has got quite enough to be getting on with, thank you very much, and this new situation with Luna is complicating things even more. Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 63,453 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 1/27/2012 - Published: 10/25/2011 - Neville L., Luna L. - Complete
Sonny With No Chance? by pearlchavez reviews
When Chad falls for the seemingly perfect guest star of The Falls, will Sonny realise how much she likes him? Has she lost him for good? And is this new girl everything she seems?
Sonny with a Chance - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 3 - Words: 15,042 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 3/31/2010 - Published: 3/24/2010
Forever by Alyssa4Music4Life reviews
-One Shot, may be turned into story- She came to him, one stormy night, carrying only a cat, the clothes on her back and a secret that's ruined her life. Will he help her? -Naitlyn-
Camp Rock - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,242 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 8 - Published: 2/13/2009 - Nate, Caitlyn G. - Complete
iLove Him More by livyrosebud reviews
I wasn't going to deny that she loved. It was just that I loved him more. Seddie, with a little Creddie
iCarly - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,244 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 1/4/2009 - Complete
Sunrise by Allie Bird reviews
Sam and Freddie sit and watch the sunrise together as they talk about everything: their lives, their families, and most importantly, each other.
iCarly - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,540 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/28/2008 - Freddie B., Sam P. - Complete
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Love and hate reviews
Leah clearwater hated children. They were whiny, clingy and she didn't understand why but their hands were always so goddamned sticky.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,087 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 6/1 - Published: 1/1 - Jacob, Leah - Complete
Homeward bound reviews
'Sam? What are you doing' He asked in confusion, before she pulled out a brightly coloured piece of material out of her shirt sleeve, 'Oh,' he breathed out as she let the item fall into his lap. It wasn't anything elaborate. It was very Sam like if he was being honest. It was lime green with purple stars over it. Purple straps and bow between both cups.
iCarly - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 24,022 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 6/22/2016 - Published: 9/28/2014 - Freddie B., Sam P.
Commitment issues reviews
'Don't be such a scurdy cat Jacob' she muttered, leaning back and pulling her tank off. And holy crap she didn't have a bra on. He really didn't care who did or didn't see them right now, Leah Clearwater was in front of him topless.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,944 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 6/22/2016 - Published: 6/9/2016 - Jacob, Leah - Complete
What's your number? reviews
Her hips arched up to meet his as his hand brushed across her bare stomach. 'How many' She whispered as his lips moved to suck on her neck gently.
Anastasia - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,627 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 16 - Published: 9/17/2013 - Anya/Anastasia, Dimitri - Complete
Extra coaching reviews
Well,' considered Dimitri, pushing himself off Anya and leaning beside her against the wall ' it would be a lot more practical Than theoretical. The act of kissing is very physical'
Anastasia - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,918 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 11 - Published: 9/4/2013 - Anya/Anastasia, Dimitri - Complete
The Three Things reviews
There were three things George learnt that day; Ginny Weasley looked Beautiful in white, Ron was Goddamn awful at giving speeches and he wanted to Marry Angelina Johnson.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,235 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 10 - Published: 9/2/2012 - Angelina J., George W.
Three Things reviews
There were three things George learnt that day; Ginny Weasley looked Beautiful in white, Ron was Goddamn awful at giving speeches and he wanted to Marry Angelina Johnson.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,175 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/2/2012 - Angelina J., George W. - Complete
Complications reviews
'You know this is just sex, right, George' were the first and only words ever uttered, as he helped Angelina out of her jacket and grunted in response.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,590 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/9/2012 - George W., Angelina J. - Complete
Insomnia! reviews
How could this be happening to them? Why was this happening to them? They were good people. They'd tried everything; this was their last hope. Puckleberry! Mild use of vulger langauge.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 816 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/3/2011 - Puck, Rachel B. - Complete
Vanilla Icing reviews
I reached down, capturing her finger in my mouth and swirling my tongue around the icing. “Good, right?” She asked, ginning and nodding her head. oneshot!
Camp Rock - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,521 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 6/21/2011 - Published: 5/8/2010 - Caitlyn G., Nate
Parental Mode reviews
Jade, Beck and their three year old son Paint a nursery.
Victorious - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,324 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/18/2011 - Beck O., Jade W.
Fear Unexpected! reviews
Luxs finally goes to the dentist! Yes I know original title! Cate/Baze
Life Unexpected - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,535 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/28/2011 - Nate B./Baze, Lux C. - Complete
The 'D' Date reviews
Lying in the silk surrounding was Daniel's wedding ring. My mind flashed back to this morning when he left for work and his wedding ring had definitely been on his finger. My eyebrows once again knitted tightly together before it all became clear. Molly!
Ugly Betty - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,314 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/16/2011 - Daniel M., Betty S. - Complete
Hot Mess reviews
I wasn't sure who she was, or what it was she was doing that had me so hypnotised, all I knew was I couldn't drag my eyes off her! Naitlyn, slight Nitchie, if you look real close, tilt you're head to the side and relax you're eyes!
Camp Rock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,822 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/11/2010 - Caitlyn G., Nate
Sub Of The Month reviews
REMAKE when max and fellow candy counter girls arrive on the S.S.Tipton for a holiday, tension arises between Zack and Max, due to the occurances of the night before the twins left, but when Zack needs her help, will a relationship blossum? ZackXMax
Suite Life series - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 13,134 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 6/21/2010 - Published: 3/27/2010 - Max, Zack M.
Damn Straight! reviews
Sequel to Gaduation confessions. first M rated fic, so be nice!
Suite Life series - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,089 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/14/2010 - Zack M., Max
eye rolls, belly bars and halos reviews
Looking back on it now, I suppose a drum kit is a good Analogy to describe us. Alone a cymbal or bass drum sounds good but when their put together, their Freaking awesome!FORMLY KNOWN AS first for everything!
Camp Rock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 34,401 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 6/1/2010 - Published: 10/31/2009 - Caitlyn G., Nate - Complete
Graduation Confessions reviews
Tapeworm has a party to celebrate graduations. What happens When Max confesses her mixed up feelings to Zack? R&R Please!
Suite Life series - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,651 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/13/2010 - Zack M., Max
Innocence reviews
The S.S. Tipton is in Boston for one night only, what do Max and Zack plan on doing? zack/max!...maybe should be rated M? Im not sure!
Suite Life series - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,582 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/2/2010 - Zack M., Max - Complete
nightmare in the copper house hold reviews
Autumn, chad and sonny's daughter, has a nightmare. continuation of Bonding with the coppers!
Sonny with a Chance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,454 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/3/2010 - Chad D. C., Sonny M. - Complete
bonding with the coopers reviews
“You’ve the best mum in the world you know that?” he asked the infant, before shaking his head at how stupid it was to ask questions to a week old baby.
Sonny with a Chance - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,401 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/18/2010 - Chad D. C., Sonny M. - Complete
everything happens for a reason reviews
I stood in the bathroom in the dorm that me and Carly shared shaking as I looked at the dark blue sign appearing on the pregnancy test telling me that I was pregnant, every thing was a blur, crap title I know!lol.
iCarly - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 21,458 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 10/11/2009 - Published: 4/25/2009 - Freddie B., Sam P.
The heart of the matter reviews
“Our dear old Freddie” My spinning stopped abruptly and I caught a glimpse of a picture stuck on to my mirror, my favorite picture actually. It was of me, Freddie and Laila, our four year old daughter, at the beach last year. oneshot
iCarly - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,369 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Published: 8/22/2009 - Sam P. - Complete
seddie song fics reviews
“Hey Sam I’m sorry I won’t interrupt you again just... please don’t cry” He begged holding me tighter “I hate it when you cry...everybody hates it when you cry” He mumbled softly sounding slightly embarrassed. R&R
iCarly - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 16,218 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 3/8/2009 - Published: 12/22/2008 - Freddie B., Sam P.
message in a bottle reviews
I am now standing down on the beach, wriggling my toes in the soft, warm sand letting the sea lap up around my feet holding my converse in one hand and an empty bottle of Budweiser belonging to Spencer with my letter interlaying in it in the other seddie
iCarly - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,797 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Published: 9/22/2008 - Sam P. - Complete