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Joined 09-07-08, id: 1687734, Profile Updated: 08-02-10
Author has written 2 stories for Twilight, and Artemis Fowl.

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Just so you all know, I AM CRAZY!!

NOTES FOR MY READERS ARE AS FOLLOWED ( I will try to update this part as much aththem there 'props' (for lack of a better word.)

~ Hey guys, I hope your reading this... Today's my birthday again and I feel really bad about not adding a new chapter for a year... I can't do it today, cause I'm going out to celebrate my birthday, but I'll get a new chapter up ASAP. Thanks for all your reviews! I was just checking them, and that's why I remembered I hadn't updated in a year... So, thanks! Now, to those who reviewed chapter 16, I'd like to say a few things: To Evil-Angel-23: Thanks! I'm glad you love them! To Check yes Julia: That is so awesome that we share the same name! Thanks for loving my story! To kh1kh2: I'll update soon! I promise! To jodie23xteamjakeward: Yeah, you were right about the future part, but that's still not all of it... but since you got part of it, till me what you would like! ... Just so you know, I'll be putting at the begining of chapter 17 for those that don't look here... (And I wouldn't be surprised if none of you did)

~ It's my birthday today! and instead of asking presents from you guys, I'm typeing chapter 13 right now, so stay tuned!!

~ Hey guys! Just changed my username! It is now Dearbhal, which is an irish name meaning "Daughter of Ireland". Hope you all like it! (btw, it's pronounced dare-voll)

~Chapter 12 is now up!! Hope you guys like it!! Sorry about the long wait, but since it's summer now, i'll have more time to type the chapters i have written. Just so you guys now, i am currently writing chapter 19, and let me tell you, huge surprises are in store in the next chapters! By the way, even though the baby will be coming in chapter 13, you will not find out her power until chapter 19. BUT, it is really cool and will be worth the wait. SO STAY TUNNED!!

~ Please review!! I live for good reviews!!

~ Happy 4th of July everyone!! How those who live in the states did something with fireworks, I know i did! I went over to Kaysville, Utah. It was a prettygood show, except they where having problems. All throughout the day, the speakers kept going out, and when the fireworks actually started, the speakers next to us went out, and the technicians didn't bring flashlights, so they had to usde cell phones. Then, awhile later, after they had already fixed the first ones, all the speakers went out, so they had to stop the fireworks. And last, but not least, near the very end, the fireworks stoped alof a sudden, and when they started again, a couple misfired. One went to far forward, and anouther went to low and hit a building. I'm very surprised it didn't catch on fire. But despite all that, it was still a very good show, like it always is, as i'm sure any of you will agree if you happened to go.

~ I am, as we speak, typing up chapter 14, so if it not up tonight, it will be tomorrow.

~ I'm so sorry!! Please don't kill me!! I am only half way through my first year in High School, and I HATE it. That is why I have not been able to update. I have also joined the swim team, but that is almost through, so I will have more time. Since I have been gone so long, I have come up with a new story that may or may not fuse with the story line of Growing Up. I'm hopeing to update as soon as possible. Be sure to e-mail me if you have in questions or concerns!

ABOUT ME-

- I am 15 years old currently

- My B-Day is 8/2/95

- I have now died my hair to its natural brown color with blonde highlights. Also, Since 2-3 days before christmas 2008, I have had an Alice Cullen hairstyle. (Notice the picture)

- I am a 9th grader

- I go to WHS

- I have TONS of crazy friends

- My favorite color is Blue, closely followed by Green

- I love Artemis and Edward

-My favorite character of all time is Renesmee Carlie Cullen

- I am REALLY, REALLY CRAZY!!

- I just saw the Twilight Movie for the first time and loved it but wished it was more like the book (NOTE: This last one is dated 12/6/08 but I saw it on 12/5/08 at exactly 4:15, but I wish I had seen it sooner.) (NOTE FOR MY FRIEND NICOLE: HA!! I SPELED IT RIGHT!! I WIN!!) ( For those of you who aren't my friend Nicole, when she was reading Growing Up, she kept begging me that I kept writing hade instead of had)

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My names!

1. YOUR REAL NAME: Julia

2.YOUR GANGSTA NAME (first 3 letters of real name plus izzle): Julizzle

3. YOUR DETECTIVE NAME: (fav colour and fav animal): Blue Wolf

4. YOUR SOAP OPERA NAME: (Middle name and current street name): Alison Catherine (This one dosn't really work since I don't have a middle name, so I just used a freinds' name.)

5. YOUR STAR WARS NAME (The first 3 letters of your last name, first 2 letters of your first name, last 3 letters of your mom's maiden name): Asajusen

6. YOUR SUPERHERO NAME: (2nd favourite color, favorite drink): Green Apple Juice

7. YOUR ARAB NAME: (2nd letter of your first name, 3rd letter of your last name, any letter of your middle name, 2nd letter of your moms maiden name, 3rd letter of your dads middle name, 1st letter of your siblings first name, last letter of your moms middle name): Ualllin

8. YOUR WITNESS PROTECTION NAME: (mother's middle name): Crystal (My mom dosn't have a middle name either so...)

6.: YOUR GOTH NAME: (black, and the name of one your pets) Black Penny

37 things to do in an elevator

1. Crack open your briefcase or handbag, peer inside and ask "Got enough air in there?"
2. Stand silent and motionless in the corner facing the wall without getting off.
3. When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act as if you're embarrassed when they open themselves.
4. Greet everyone with a warm handshake and ask him or her to call you Admiral.
5. Meow occasionally.
6. Stare at another passenger for a while. Then announce in horror: "You're one of THEM!" - and back away slowly.
7. Say "DING!" at each floor.
8. Say "I wonder what all these do?" and push all the red buttons.
9. Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.
10. Stare grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce: "I have new socks on."
11. When the elevator is silent, look around and ask: "Is that your beeper?"
12. Try to make personal calls on the emergency phone.
13. Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers: "This is my personal space."
14. When there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder, then pretend it wasn't you.
15. As you are coming to the end of the journey, get emotional and have a group hug. Tell them that you will never forget them.
16. Ask if you can push the button for other people but push the wrong ones.
17. Hold the doors open and say you're waiting for your friend. After a while, let the doors close and say "Hi Greg, How's your day been?"
18. Drop a pen and wait until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream: "That's mine!"
19. Bring a camera and take pictures of everyone in the lift.
20. Pretend you're a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the passengers.
21. Swat at flies that don't exist.
22. Call out "Group hug!" then enforce it.
23. Make car race noises when someone gets on or off.
24. Congratulate all for being in the same lift with you.
25. Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering: "Shut up, all of you just shut UP!"
26. Walk on with a cooler that says "human head" on the side.
27. While the doors are opening, hurriedly whisper, "Hide it...quick!" then whistle innocently.
28. Let your cell phone ring - don't answer it.
29. Walk into the lift and say "This reminds me of being buried alive. Ah, those were the days..."
30. Take shoes off before entering. Then look shocked and disgusted when the others don't.
31. Ask people which floor they want, say in 'Who want to be a millionaire' style is that your final answer.
32. Also in your bellboy act, ask what floor they want. Whatever they say, give them a glare and say "you should be ashamed of yourself!", and leave the lift.
33. Ask, "Did you feel that?"
34. Tell people that you can see their aura.
35. When the doors close, announce to the others, "It's okay. Don't panic, they open up again."
36. Announce in a demonic voice: "I must find a more suitable host body."
37. Dress up in a long, black cloak with a hood, stare and in a deep voice announce "It is time..."

How to piss off the walmart people!

1. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.

2. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.

3. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone,
" 'Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens.

4. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.

5. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

6. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.

7. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask,
"Why can't you people just leave me alone?"

8. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.

9. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.

10. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.

11. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look"

12. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through,
say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"

13. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream..
"NO! NO! It's those voices again!!"

14. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!

15.Grab a lot of bouncy balls and throw them down the aisle, shouting "Go, Pikachu, Go!!"

(I stole this from my online friend, Bluesparks)

You know you live in 2008 when...

1.) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave.

2.) You haven't played solitare with real cards for years

3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they dont have a screenname, bebo or my space

4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV

6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job.

7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.

8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends.

9.) And you were too busy to notice number 5.

10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5.

11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly.

12.) Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did

FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink. BEST FRIENDS: Help themselves and are the reason why you have no food.

FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa. BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD or MOM and Grampa, Gramps.

FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail. BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you saying "DAMN" we f up!

FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry. BEST FRIENDS: Wont tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about with you in private when you're not down anymore.

FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number. BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.

FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back. BEST FRIEND: Loses your shit and tells you,"My bad...here's a tissue."

FRIENDS: Only knows a few things about you. BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...

FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing. BEST FRIENDS: While kick the whole crowds ass that left you.

FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door. BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."

FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone. BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.

FRIENDS: Are only through highschool/college. BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.

FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough. BEST FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place & say "B drink the rest of that! You know we don't waste!"

FRIENDS: Will comfort you when the guy rejects you. BEST FRIENDS: Will go up to him and say 'its because your gay isn't it?'

FRIENDS: Lend you their umbrella. BEST FRIENDS: Take yours and say 'RUN BITCH RUN!'

FRIENDS: Would ignore this letter. BEST FRIENDS: Will repost this!

Be Sure To Read Each Sentence

This is this cat

This is is cat

This is how cat

This is to cat

This is keep cat

This is a cat

This is retard cat

This is busy cat

This is for cat

This about cat

This is forty cat

This is seconds cat

Now read the THIRD word of every line

Please read this:

fish I fish

fish got fish

fish this fish

fish idiot fish

fish to fish

fish say fish

fish fish fish

Now read the second word of each line!

I’m a VIRGIN, so I MUST be a prude

I'm BI, so I MUST think every girl I see is hot.

I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly or crazy.

I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a Goth.

I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naïve

I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash

I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.

I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.

I’m WICCAN, so I MUST be a devil-worshipping baby killer.

I’m A GOOD LIAR, so I MUST be an actor/actress

I’m a BLACK BELT, so I MUST always want to kick someone’s ass

I’m a FEMALE BLACK BELT, so I MUST be a lesbian

I LIKE TO BE MYSELF, so I MUST be cocky and arrogant

I’m FRENCH, so I MUST be homosexual

I’m a BOHEMIAN, so I MUST be a lazy drug addict

I LOVE ANIMALS, so I MUST be a vegetarian

I’m a TREEHUGGER, so I MUST be a drug addicted hippie

I’m INTO JIMI HENDRIX, so I MUST be on drugs

I’m a MUSICIAN, so I MUST not be doing anything with my life

I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS

I'm ASIAN, so I MUST love math

I'm BLACK, so I MUST be on welfare

I'm PUNK, so I MUST cut my wrists

I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob

I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist

I'm IRISH, so I MUST be a alcoholic

I'm BLOND, so I MUST be a stupid ditz

I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore

I'm a JEW, so I MUST be greedy

I have A LOT OF GUY FRIENDS so I MUST be dating them all

I have GOOD GRADES, so I MUST be a nerd

I love RENT so I MUST be an emo lesbian with AIDS.

I'm a CHRISTIAN, so I MUST believe in heaven.

I dress EMO so I MUST be a CUTTER

I'm INTO THEATRE & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual

I love WICKED so I MUST be into demons and evil.

I'm and ATHEIST, so I MUST hate Christians and Jews

I'm AMERICAN, so I MUST be an overweight pig with no boundaries

I'm a GIRL, so I MUST suck at guy sports

I DON'T HAVE A RELIGION, so I MUST not have morals.

Paste this onto your profile to stop stereotypes! Bold the ones that apply to you!

FEMALE COMEBACKS!!
pick up line comebacks, add to it

Man: Where have you been all my life?
Woman: Hiding from you.

Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.

Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.

Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.

Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Woman: I'm a female impersonator.

Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Woman: Do not enter.

Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Woman: Unfertilized.

Man: Your body is like a temple.
Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.

Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Woman: But would you stay there?

Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.

Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and i together
Woman: Really, I'd put f and u together

Man: Your eyes they're amazing.
Woman: Seeing your back would be pretty amazing.

Man: Do you have a map? Because I am lost in your eyes.
Woman: The only map I've got for you leads straight off a cliff.

Man: What are you doing Friday night?

Woman: Trying to forget you just asked me that.

Man: What's he got that I don't?

Woman: You want it alphabetically?

If you repost this you will get a phone call 37 minutes after you repost
this...
If you don't resend this then your love life will be doomed for eternity.

You're just jealous because the voices in my head talk to me and not you.

They say that guns don't kill people. People do. But I think that guns help. I mean, if a guy goes into a middle of a room and yells "BANG!" He wouldn't kill that many people.

Nothing hurts more than realizing he meant everything to you, and you meant nothing to him.

When you get caught looking at him, just remember, he was looking back.

On a Sears hairdryer:
Do not use while sleeping.

On a bag of Fritos:
..You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.

On a bar of Dial soap:
"Directions: Use like regular soap."

On some Swanson frozen dinners:
"Serving suggestion: Defrost."

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom):
"Do not turn upside down."

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding:
"Product will be hot after heating."

On packaging for a Rowenta iron:
"Do not iron clothes on body"

On Boot's Children Cough Medicine:
"Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication."

On Nytol Sleep Aid:
"Warning: May cause drowsiness."

On most brands of Christmas lights:
"For indoor or outdoor use only."

On a Japanese food processor:
"Not to be used for the other use."

On Sunsbury's peanuts:
"Warning: contains nuts."

On an American Airlines packet of nuts:
"Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts."

On a child's superman costume:
"Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly."

On a Swedish chainsaw:
"Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or genitals."

On T-Rat (Military food):
Its not for Human Consumption, Animals and Military Use only...

Funny Sayings:

Of all the things I’ve lost, I miss my mind the most.

Before you criticize some one, walk a mile in their shoes. That way you’re a mile away and you still have their shoes.

An apple a day keeps the doctor away, if well aimed.

One day we will look back on this, laugh nervously and change the subject.

Officer, I swear to Drunk I’m not God!

I smile because I have no idea what’s going on.

Life was so simple when boys had cooties.

Boys are like slinkeys, useless, but fun to watch fall down the stairs.

Dear Heart, I met a boy today, prepare to shatter.

I am on a quest to the deepest, darkest corners of my room in search of what some would call "a floor" - a long and difficult task awaits me. Wish me luck my friends for I may not return alive.

I was gifted, but the psychiatrist took away my powers.

I can please only one person per day. Today is not your day. Tomorrow isn't looking good either.

I love deadlines. I especially like the whooshing sound they make as they go flying by.

Am I getting smart with you? How would you know?

I'd explain it to you, but your brain would explode.

Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up

You know it's going to be a bad day when you fall out of bed and miss the floor

And God (CARLISLE) said "Let there be Edward,"... and it was good.

You cry, I cry, you laugh, I laugh, you fall off a cliff, I laugh even harder.

I don't obsess! I think intensely.

Stupid shiny Volvo owner

If you hate scrolling over the gazillions of 'copy and paste's in people's profiles but have no intention of stopping doing it yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

98 percent of teenagers drink or have been around alcohol - put this in your profile if you like MUFFINS!

93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're part of the 7 percent that would ask the person, "What was your first clue?" copy and paste this into your profile

If you and your friends have a nickname, title, or anything else for each other, copy and paste this in your profile

If you ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this to your profile

If you wish, more than anything else, that magic (REAL magic, not the stupid fairy dust kind, but the intense, Words of Power, Balance, Eragon/Lord of the Rings kind) was real, or that there really was another world somewhere (not the fake, Unicornland kind, but the real, solid, Narnia kind) , copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've been called odd at least once a week for the past school year and you are proud of it copy and paste this in your profile.

If you randomly quote stories in public and you are acutely aware of it but you do it anyway, copy & paste this in your profile

Recent studies show that 92 percent of teenagers have moved on to rap. If you're part of the 8 percent that stayed with rock, put this in your profile.

If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile

If you laughed randomly at any time while reading someone's copypasteys, copypastey this!

If you know somebody who you are willing to swear is a child in a grown-up's body copy and paste this in your profile.

If you are constantly frustrated about kids who refuse to learn and cause trouble for teachers copy and paste this in your profile.

If you hate hypocrites and are one yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever tried to put your hair behind your ears and ended up poking yourself in the eye, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you know what you want to be when you grow up, but hate it when people ask you and talk like it's rocket-science, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever said something that has nothing to do with the current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile

If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile

Ways to Annoy people at the cinema:

Throw popcorn in the air and yell, "It's snowing!"

Go, "Oooooh..." whenever anyone kisses.

Clap when the good guy gets killed.

During the previews, yell, "Can you fast-forward it?"

Whenever the bad guy is doing something devious, say, "Watch out!"

Laugh very loudly at all the corny jokes.

Tell the man selling popcorn that the bathroom is flooding.

Yell out what is going to happen.

Wear a cape and when its your turn to get popcorn yell, "I'm Batman! Hahaha!" and run away.

Say that they cannot sit next to you because you invisible friend already is.

Dress for every movie as if it were the Rocky Horror Picture Show.

Use empty chairs next to you as catapults with candy. Aim at specific people behind you and see if you can hit anyone in the back row.

Wear 3d glasses. Complain loudly how bad the effects are.

Bring a flashlight. In the middle of the film do shadow puppets on the ceiling.

Bring a remote control. Complain that you can't change the channel.

Sit front row, the minute the movie starts run out screaming.

Every time a character's name is mentioned do the Richmeister. (for a guy named Nick say, the Nickmeister, the Nickenator, Nickarino...)

Bring a beach ball. Toss it around.

Try to start a wave.

Become a bookie. Take bets on who will die first.

Sit in the back and throw eggs at the projection window.

Every time someone curses cover your ears and scream, "No profanity!"

Sing with the theme music.

Bring and use your own air freshener.

At the ticket booth, request tickets for really old movies, "I'll have two tickets for the Goonies."

Throw spit wads on the screen. Try throwing them on the upper part of the screen so they can't get scraped off.

Pass around a collection plate and see if anyone contributes.

Point a laser pointer at the screen. Give the audience a laser light show.

Bring a book and a bright light. Start reading the book with the light on. When someone asks you to turn out the light, yell, "Shh, I'm trying to read!"

Use binoculars. Stare at the audience rather than the movie.

Bring a Nintendo laser gun. Shoot at the screen.

Clap loudly every time a person walks into the theater late.

When someone kicks the back of your chair, scream, "Ahhh, whiplash!"

Ask what the theater's return policy on popcorn is.

Ask the person at the ticket window, "Do you work here?"

Start a standing ovation at the end of the movie.

Quote all dialogue 4 seconds after it is said on the screen.

Get up frequently and leave the room while singing "Let's all go to the Lobby to get ourselves a treat"

Every time there is a gun shot scream, "Hit the floor!", jump on the floor, and cover your head.

Wear one of those "cat in the hat" top hats.

When someone walks by you in the aisle scream, "Ahhhhhh! Bad Touch!"

Play musical chairs, getting up frequently and moving right next to someone sitting by themself.

Bring your own beanbag chair and sit in the aisle.

During a love scene, stand up and run to the screen shouting "Hooters!"

Before the movie begins, tape fart cusions to various chairs in the theater room.
Bring a portable air popper, pop your own popcorn.

Bring a watergun and shoot it at anyone who begins talking then say very loudly, "SHH!"

Before the commercials start and people are just coming in and shout so that people outside can hear, "I'M SO VERY SORRY! YOU'RE TOO LATE!"

Tie a cardboard box around your waist and walk up and down the aisles shouting "Get your popcorn, peanuts!"

Cough really loudly right at the most important part of the movie, so nobody can here it, like when the killer’s name is going to be said.

Laugh hysterically during the sad parts in the movie, cry during the funny ones.

Bring a pager or cellphone and set them off every 5 minutes, you can also set off a watch alarm if you have a loud one.

Say "Shhhhh" every 5 minutes.

Pass by a room that’s showing a movie you’ve already seen, put your head into the room, and scream the ending.

If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room post this in your profile

If you or your best friend is insane post this in your profile.

If you know there's more to good random humor than saying "FUUUUDGE!", "CHEEESE!" or any variation thereof, put this in your profile.

If you have a tendency to talk to yourself post this in your profile.

If you are weird, insane, crazy, odd, not-normal, a freak of nature, psychotic, random, or anything similar, post this in your profile

If you are a person who acts friendly but has an evil mind and is secretly plotting world domination, copy and paste this into your profile

If you have ever had a friend who turned out to be selfish and uncaring copy & paste this in your profile.

If you have friends of the opposite gender as well as your own copy and paste this in your profile.

If you have ever had a crush on a fictional character, copy and paste this on your profile and add your penname and the name(s) of the characters you have crushed on: HollyluvsArty (James Potter, Sirius Black (when he was young), Artemis Fowl) comix-freak (Artemis Fowl (and Arty is my one and only!))scarilyobsessed(Fang, from maximum ride) Natalie-07 (Jack Sparrow, I know I know he's older then my dad but it's not like we're actually dating!) Silverstar's Shadow (Kratos Aurion (like practically every other girl who plays ToS religiously), Yuan (damn the people who decided to never tell you his last name!), Sirius Black (not Gary the Old Man... I imagined him to look a little more like Adam from Three Days Grace... hehe... Ahem.), Draco Malfoy), AsterEris:Firefall'sLegacy(Jasper Cullen...sigh...and PRINCE CASPIAN.), AviorHyrax (Fell from fell...I love him, I know, hes a wolf...can't I have my dream? Murtaghlaughing really hard right now Aster..., Mr. Darcyawwwww, i love him, again, still laughing,artemis fowl, Victor, from Cathy's book/key(I have a lot more but still)), some crazy girl who likes pie (Um... My friend's in love with Firestar, does that count? lol, no, jk. (Even though she is) Anyway, SETH TIS BE MIIIIIIINE!! Actually, I'm sharing him with a friend, BUT I'M NOT SHARING HIM WITH YOU!), iamnessie (Artemis Fowl, Edward Cullen)

If you spend to much time on Fanfiction, add your name to the list, and copy this into your profile. MiracleJade, AsterEris, some crazy girl who likes pie, iamnessie

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If you are truly a manga geek and you couldn't care less, copy and past this into your profile


1. Write the name of a person of the opposite sex.

2. Which is your favorite color out of red, black, blue, green, yellow?

3. Your first initial?

4. Your month of birth?

5. Which color do you like more, black or white?

6. Name of a person of the same sex as yours.

7. Your favorite number?

8. Do you like California or Florida more?

9. Do you like the lake or the ocean more?

10. Write down a wish (a realistic one).

Are you done?

If so, scroll down

(don't cheat--)

THE ANSWERS

1. You are completely in love with this person.

2. If you choose:

Red: You are alert and your life is full of love.

Black: You are conservative and aggressive.

Green: Your soul is relaxed and you are laid back.

Blue: You are spontaneous and love kisses and affection from the ones you

love.

Yellow: You are a very happy person and give good advice to those who are

down.

3. If your initial is:

A-K: You have a lot of love and friendships in your life.

L-R: You try to enjoy life to the maximum and your love life is soon to

blossom.

S-Z: You like to help others and your future love life looks very good.

4. If you were born in:

Jan.-Mar.: The year will go very well for you and you will discover that you

fall in love with someone totally unexpected.

Apr.-June: You will have a strong love relationship that will not last long but

the memories will last forever.

July-Sept.: You will have a great year and will experience a major life

changing experience for the good.

Oct.-Dec.: Your love life will not be too great, but eventually you will find your

soulmate.

5. If you choose...

Black: Your life will take on a different direction, it will seem hard at the time

but will be the best thing for you, and you will be glad for the change.

White: You will have a friend who completely confides in you and would do

anything for you, but you may not realize it.

6. This person is your best friend.

7. This is how many close friends you have in a lifetime.

8. If you choose...
California: You like adventure.
Florida: You are a laidback person.

9. If you choose...
Lake: You are loyal to your friends and your love. And you are very reserved.
Ocean: You are spontaneous and like to please people

10. This wish will come true only if you RE-POST THIS BULLETIN in one hour and it will come true before your next birthday

Chapter 8 of growing up pictures:

Jacob's ring for Nessie -

Ian's ring for Nessie -

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Bleed All Over Me by iRepD0rk reviews
After years of searching for a murderer,FBI agent Edward Masen finally finds that the killer is a woman.At the same time he meets stunning Bella Swan,a mysterious lady that has him on his knees.Soon he finds all the clues point to his beautiful damsel...
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Crime - Chapters: 8 - Words: 28,148 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 8/30/2014 - Published: 7/23/2009 - Bella, Edward
Island X by Italian Lioness reviews
Susannah takes part in a reality t.v series where five students and five celebrities have to survive on an island for 3 weeks. What will happen when she meets pop sensation Jesse De Silva there? Will Paul get in the way? JS. Rated T for later scenes... NEW CHAPTER COMING SOON
Mediator - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 33,198 - Reviews: 182 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 93 - Updated: 4/28/2014 - Published: 2/24/2009
Artemis's Mistake by Orvon hoolio reviews
Artemis messes up. And guess who takes the fall. You got it. Me. CC welcomed, but I'm not a fan of flames. Then again, who is? Thanks! Completed. Continued in Here We Go Again!
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 27 - Words: 65,313 - Reviews: 257 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 11/6/2013 - Published: 5/29/2009 - Artemis - Complete
A Crimson Sky by LycheeLove reviews
Gilbert Beilschmidt, an elite soldier, goes on a mission to infiltrate an enemy fortress and rescue a scientist, Matthew Williams. At first sight he tells the scientist, "I'll definitely protect you." And Matthew couldn't help but fall in love. AU Prussia x Canada
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 22,312 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 111 - Updated: 1/14/2013 - Published: 8/29/2010 - Canada, Prussia
Demon Dragon Rider by Leaf Ranger reviews
During the training trip, Naruto is thought to be killed in an ambush. But when a mysterious warrior arises, he has all the world buzzing. Who is the Demon Dragon Rider? Powerful, not G Stuart Naruto. Cold Hinata. NaruHina. Rated M for blood and swearing.
Crossover - Naruto & Inheritance Cycle - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 32 - Words: 194,019 - Reviews: 1766 - Favs: 1,914 - Follows: 1,324 - Updated: 11/4/2012 - Published: 9/24/2009 - [Naruto U., Hinata H.] Kushina U., Eragon S. - Complete
pancakes by Felicitous Fiction reviews
at a meeting prussia and canada share pancakes what will happen when prussia shows up at canadas house a few months later yaoi PrussiaxCanada
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 17 - Words: 19,156 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 79 - Updated: 7/26/2012 - Published: 1/20/2010 - Canada, Prussia - Complete
Love Doesn't Come In Packages by simplyanaddiction reviews
Bella: "Many a person would wonder why an ordinary girl would be upset about marrying the Prince. Edward, my to be husband in less than 15 minutes, was marrying me on a deal." A story about a reversed marriage, and an accidental love. AH, AU
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 34,666 - Reviews: 417 - Favs: 262 - Follows: 317 - Updated: 4/9/2012 - Published: 10/2/2008 - Edward, Bella
A New Life by XAriciaX reviews
Carlisle changes L into a vampire when Rem decides to kill him. Happens ten years after Breaking Dawn. Pairings: L/OC, Carlisle/Esme, Bella/Edward, Alice/Jasper, Rose/Emmett, Jacob/Renesmee. Warning: contains spoilers.
Crossover - Death Note & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 16,512 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 2/5/2012 - Published: 8/10/2009 - L
Falter by Nga Aroha reviews
Set before Breaking Dawn, because I refuse to acknowledge its existance. T/TT crossover. When Raven is sent to watch over Forks by an overworked Robin, Alice's visions and Edwards mind reading begins to short-circut. Jasper however, feels a connection.
Crossover - Teen Titans & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 48 - Words: 236,703 - Reviews: 997 - Favs: 257 - Follows: 178 - Updated: 12/27/2011 - Published: 7/6/2009 - Raven, Jasper - Complete
limit by pixies.rock.hard reviews
After Angeline Fowl found out about her son's undeground adventures, she had dragged her son across continents, until they landed in Italy, which held more surprises than an average mother-son trip can hold. A PRH crossover novel. Aka temporary title. :P
Crossover - Artemis Fowl & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 10 - Words: 11,722 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 12/25/2011 - Published: 11/9/2008
Special Agent: Isabella Gibbs by AbbyVolturi reviews
CHARLIE WASN’T BELLA’S FATHER. HE WAS HER UNCLE. HER FATHER IS A NCIS ANGENT. EDWARDS LEAVES AND BELLA DECIDES TO GO BACK TO HER FATHER AND WORK WITH HIM. NCIS AND TWILIGHT CROSSOVER.
Crossover - NCIS & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Mystery - Chapters: 9 - Words: 4,345 - Reviews: 209 - Favs: 286 - Follows: 323 - Updated: 11/10/2011 - Published: 6/26/2009 - Leroy Jethro Gibbs, Bella
George Cooper: King of Thieves by aries-angel12 reviews
There comes a time when every country needs a Robin Hood. George Cooper is Tortall’s. AU.
Song of the Lioness - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,681 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 10/29/2011 - Published: 11/29/2009 - George, Alanna
The War by EllaRose00 reviews
Takes place 11 years or so after "The Healer." Leah's POV. Over the years, armies have grown and lines have been drawn. Some are ready to defend their side but some are still deciding on what they are fighting for.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 18 - Words: 64,861 - Reviews: 3180 - Favs: 984 - Follows: 1,067 - Updated: 9/23/2011 - Published: 2/2/2009 - Leah
Bella Hale by JulesSC reviews
Six year old Isabella Swan was orphaned after a car crash took her parents away, and Edward and the Cullens find her. Alice decides to keep her, and Edward tries to protect her. Family drama and hilarity ensues as Bella grows up and ExB happens.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 51 - Words: 386,995 - Reviews: 13513 - Favs: 8,254 - Follows: 6,126 - Updated: 7/8/2011 - Published: 11/21/2008 - Edward, Bella
For the Love of Alice by Isannah reviews
Bella is an English teacher. Edward Masen is Hollywood's talented but troubled up and coming actor. Can a terminally ill girl bring them together? Rated M for language and future lemons.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 51 - Words: 234,159 - Reviews: 2114 - Favs: 1,956 - Follows: 920 - Updated: 7/7/2011 - Published: 5/22/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Seventeen Again by LadyRin98790 reviews
What happens when Holly becomes a human and she has to go back to high school with Artemis? Well you'll have to read to find out. No flaming! Chapter 14 in progress still! I am soooo sorry for the wait AxH
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 26,160 - Reviews: 385 - Favs: 149 - Follows: 169 - Updated: 3/10/2011 - Published: 1/18/2009 - Artemis F., Holly S.
Welcome to the Asylum for the Criminally Insane by MACHOxMAN reviews
Insanity. They say it's an impared contact with reality. What they fail to realize is that it's the only sane reaction to actuality once you've seen the truth behind their reality. The world is messed up. I've seen it. "M" for blood, gore, and language.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Crime/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 15,284 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 1/21/2011 - Published: 7/8/2009 - Bella, Edward
Club YAOI of Hetalia: Operation PruCan! by Bun Kirkland reviews
Welcome to the Young Achiever's Otaku Investigator club, where the members Kiku and Elizabeta try and be cupids for yaoi couples! Their fourth case: Operation Pru/Can! Gakuen AU. Spin-off of Anaca's series. Read UsUk, GerIta and Spamano first.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,662 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 12/31/2010 - Published: 10/24/2010 - Canada, Prussia
The 'Princess' and the Hero by Miss Macabre Grey reviews
In a cursed Russian Kingdom, two North American rulers/brothers come to kill Winter and save the princess and fall in love! Even if the 'princess' isn't exactly what one suspected... RusUS, Prunada, maybe other pairings, co written by akuoni!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 45,723 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 12/30/2010 - Published: 4/22/2010 - Russia, America
Love Lost: TwiNCIS by softball-babe-3 reviews
Summary: When Bella and Edward were in love. They had gorgeous twins at the age of 16. One year later, Bella and Edward have the biggest fight of their lives. They split up, Bella leaving Edward with the twins. A few years pass and they are now 21. Bella
Crossover - NCIS & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 18,626 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 88 - Updated: 12/24/2010 - Published: 3/9/2009 - Abby S., Bella
Awkward date by Oldaccountinactive reviews
After a bit of convincing, Matthew finally agrees on meeting the guy he was chatting with on a dating site, but the date doesn't exactly goes as planned. rated T for swear words
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,236 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/3/2010 - Canada, Prussia - Complete
Should've Gone To Vegas by genericnamehere reviews
America and Canada are getting married! America wants to go to Vegas, but Canada wants to do it right. As life continues to get in the way of planning their wedding, maybe they should have just gone to Vegas after all. There be States & Provinces here.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 50 - Words: 41,431 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 9/30/2010 - Published: 12/30/2009 - America, Canada - Complete
Home by Fretful reviews
Arthur Kirkland moves into a new neighborhood looking forward to some peace and quiet. What he doesn't expect are the neighbors.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,165 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 14 - Published: 9/26/2010 - England/Britain
My Date With The President's Son? by sadlyinactive reviews
After being dragged to the mall Bella Swan finds something she never expected. Edward Cullen, as in Carlisle Cullen, the president's son! She soon goes on a ride she'll never forget. ExB AU.hiatus :
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 11,006 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 9/17/2010 - Published: 11/7/2008 - Bella, Edward
Sweet Sacrifice by Death Phoenix reviews
There was no doubt in the blond's mind that this was going to come back to bite the Council in the butt and that this was his last day in Konoha as a citizen of Hi no Kuni.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 48,838 - Reviews: 165 - Favs: 340 - Follows: 321 - Updated: 9/9/2010 - Published: 2/28/2008 - Naruto U., Gaara
Whatever happens, don't blame me by BlackHeart24 reviews
Percy has a dull life. One trip to Vegas changes that! Percabeth. No Flames! All Human. Sorry! On Hiatus becuz of computer issues!
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,240 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 9/4/2010 - Published: 5/13/2009 - Percy J., Annabeth C.
Next, Please by Moonlight Silhouette reviews
It's summertime in NYC. The sidewalk's hot, the coffee's hot. The stupid, sexy, smirking guy who always sits with a coffee and a newspaper, and has a gorgeous body with an accent to die for, is totally hot. And, apparently, he knows Susannah's secret.
Mediator - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 24,279 - Reviews: 335 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 139 - Updated: 9/3/2010 - Published: 8/10/2008 - Susannah S., Hector de Silva/Jesse
Pancakes and the Making of Love by ItalianLifestyle reviews
After breakfast, Gilbert decides he's going to get what he's been wanting for the longest time.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,181 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 9 - Published: 8/20/2010 - Prussia, Canada - Complete
Gold Awakenings by Bella-with-the-blue-eyes reviews
Sequel to Dreams of Gold. The Olympics are over, but the action just began. E &B are back to normal life for two Olympic gold medallists in love. Life is about to get interesting when these two move to a town near Seattle Wa. Full summary inside.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 40 - Words: 83,055 - Reviews: 1614 - Favs: 504 - Follows: 571 - Updated: 8/19/2010 - Published: 4/5/2009 - Bella, Edward
I miss you Daddy by titchasaurous reviews
Bellas dad died in the attack of 9/11 and left her heartbroken at the age of ten. Her life is messed up and she hates it. she lives in America where she has a small connection with him. Trailer /watch?v u7Vd0QeCrHc
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 28,141 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 8/10/2010 - Published: 9/12/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
You're So Much More by vampire-legend reviews
Bella's only escape to a contact-limiting paranoia, is music. Specifically the music of her favorite band, Asphyxiated. What happens when she starts working with the band, and begins to open up to the lead singer, Edward Masen? All-Human
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 41,661 - Reviews: 346 - Favs: 259 - Follows: 178 - Updated: 7/26/2010 - Published: 6/11/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Eight Simple Rules For Dating Canada by Tatsumaki-sama reviews
America lists eight simple rules for the rest of the world if they want to date his sister Canada.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,745 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 448 - Follows: 52 - Published: 7/10/2010 - America, Canada - Complete
Royal Denial by fluersont reviews
Prince Gilbert is a bored out of his mind,so he decides to go to a local Pub where he spots a dazzling beauty. but things don't turn out as they should. WARNINGS: yaoi, cross-dressing, soon-to-be smut!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 11 - Words: 19,688 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 101 - Updated: 6/18/2010 - Published: 12/15/2009 - Canada, Prussia
My Favorite Teacher by mikuridaigo reviews
Mr. Williams is the unknown teacher, just trying to survive another school year with obnoxious teens. What he didn't realize was that one of his students was actually watching him. GilbertxMatthew with hints of AlxKiku and more parings.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 18,517 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 81 - Updated: 6/1/2010 - Published: 4/1/2010 - Canada, Prussia
Pretty Like A by VanillaSlash reviews
Loud nations like America didn't keep secrets; especially from their lovers. That was Canada's premise before he saw America in that skirt. Cross-dressing, twincest
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,067 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 163 - Follows: 21 - Published: 5/17/2010 - Canada, America - Complete
Changement by Black.Rose.Authoress reviews
The Bad Touch Trio strikes again. Although this time their "romantic assistance" will involve one of their own. #4 of TMAMT series.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 43,628 - Reviews: 738 - Favs: 561 - Follows: 192 - Updated: 5/6/2010 - Published: 3/12/2010 - Prussia, Canada - Complete
Любовь моя, приди ко мне by venomoxide reviews
Canada tries to be polite as Russia makes his usual visit, but this time, it's not enough to please the smiling nation.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,906 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 35 - Published: 4/28/2010 - Russia, Canada
The Secret World Beside Us by Moonlite Knight reviews
It was inevitable that one day he, Artemis, would be kidnapped. He just never expected his kidnapping to involve robe-clad, wand-wielding lunatics who are under the impression that he is someone named 'Potter'.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 8 - Words: 21,804 - Reviews: 379 - Favs: 506 - Follows: 741 - Updated: 4/17/2010 - Published: 10/7/2007
My Sister Sees by Lady Obsess A Lot reviews
Kei is a six year old with bone white skin and hair. She has an unusual power that is unlike anything George Cooper has ever seen. And when Kei develops an interest in a purple-eyed page, George pays attention.
Song of the Lioness - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,192 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 4/12/2010 - Published: 11/19/2009 - George, Alanna
Mein Kleiner Vogel by venomoxide reviews
Prussia bursts through Canadas door, declaring that he wishes to seize Americas vital regions. Only problem, for the thousandth time, Canada is not. America. Lemons, PrussiaxCanada, Yaoi.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,047 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 131 - Updated: 4/6/2010 - Published: 3/23/2010 - Prussia, Canada
Hide and Seek by xblkdragonx reviews
Ivan proposes a high stake game of hide and seek. If Yao can avoid him for an hour, then he can have unlimited access to Russian military information but if he can't then he'll forfeit the right to his body.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 18,194 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 281 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 3/16/2010 - Published: 9/9/2009 - Russia, China - Complete
Artemis Fowl and the Riddle's Lure by CieloCrimisi reviews
Artemis' acquisition of fairy magic results in a visit from Hogwarts. Thrust into the wizarding world, everyone's favorite genius must find a way to cope with mastering his magic, age-old prejudices, and the constant threat of teenage hormones.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 19,158 - Reviews: 172 - Favs: 139 - Follows: 247 - Updated: 3/8/2010 - Published: 8/6/2009 - Artemis F.
Facing Charges? by ManderinOranges reviews
Bella want's to be an FBI field agent. Edward is an under cover Treadstoen assasin, working as a forensic anthropologist for the FBI agency in Seattle. Edward can help Bella, but there will be consicuences. R&R
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,179 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 3/7/2010 - Published: 7/2/2009 - Bella
The Very First Time by SingingMisery reviews
He was lovely, in both looks and personality. And Arthur would be damned before he let anyone corrupt Matthew.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,147 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 238 - Follows: 24 - Published: 3/6/2010 - Canada, England/Britain - Complete
Life After by EllaRose00 reviews
Summary: Carlisle created her. She is as beautiful as she as dangerous. “I don’t care what, who or where you came from Bella,” Edward said as he walked closer to me. “I just know that I need you in my life… you belong to me.”
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 27,048 - Reviews: 318 - Favs: 153 - Follows: 172 - Updated: 3/5/2010 - Published: 2/12/2009 - Edward, Bella
Changing Prejudices by IHateCleanBreaks reviews
Bella is the night manager at a luxurious, but small hotel. She is not easily impressed by celebrities. Edward is a hotshot movie star who has forgotten that the world does not revolve around him. He books a room in her hotel. AH. COMPLETE
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 35 - Words: 109,600 - Reviews: 1496 - Favs: 1,879 - Follows: 835 - Updated: 2/28/2010 - Published: 9/8/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Your Not Sorry by RosalieLillianHale1994 reviews
What if Edward never came back in New Moon and when he left Bella was pregnact with twins. Will they ever meet their dad and his family?
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 11 - Words: 12,965 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 2/23/2010 - Published: 7/10/2009 - Bella, Edward
Hillwicke Academy by luvulotts reviews
Hillwicke Academy. The best private school in the Olympic Pennisula. Orderly and prestine. That is until Bella Swan arrives to teach English Literature and Sex Education. Will the student body and the old hags they have for teachers be able to take her?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 28 - Words: 71,902 - Reviews: 241 - Favs: 184 - Follows: 241 - Updated: 2/23/2010 - Published: 3/29/2009 - Bella, Edward
Au Canada! by daedricgurl reviews
The Winter Olympic games have started! The opening act was fantastic, but it seemed Japan's eyes were entertained by something other then the magnificent torch being lit before him. Hard Yaoi Ahead.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,634 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 30 - Published: 2/13/2010 - Canada, Japan - Complete
A Lovely Complex by reincarnatedcrazybutterfly reviews
Alice has always been the "tiny one" and Jasper the "tall one." What if by some bizarre twist of fate that they switch? Both Juniors and classmates, they hate each others guts then they make a bet on who has the worst "love complex." All Human & All Crazy
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,990 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 2/4/2010 - Published: 1/21/2009 - Alice, Jasper
The Joys of Family by Vampire Scooby reviews
Prussia and Canada have been together for awhile now. They've decided to finally tell their families that they're dating. Why now? Because Canada's pregnant. Mpreg. PruCan, USUK, Ita/Germ, Sparo.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 12,757 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 271 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 1/26/2010 - Published: 1/23/2010 - Prussia, Canada - Complete
Love Lights Fires by check yes julia reviews
Where were you on September 11th? The Cullen family was at home enjoying the nice day. That is until the lives of their family was in danger. This is a story of survival and courage. Dedicated to all the heroes of September 11, 2001.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 19 - Words: 50,671 - Reviews: 253 - Favs: 199 - Follows: 107 - Updated: 1/26/2010 - Published: 3/5/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Sons of Anarchy by ANNEMARIECULLEN reviews
All Human. Bella is a waitress at the local diner, and Edward is in a biker gang. What happens when they meet each other on a Friday night?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 17,537 - Reviews: 133 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 224 - Updated: 1/25/2010 - Published: 9/20/2008 - Bella, Edward
the new girls in forks by GuitarGirlxoxo reviews
take the mediators Suze and Twilight's Bella. and place them both in Forks. with Vampires, werewolves and now.. GHOSTS!
Crossover - Mediator & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 13 - Words: 13,423 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 1/24/2010 - Published: 7/4/2009 - Susannah S., Bella
Holly's Diary by Danceronpointe reviews
After the Time Paradox, Holly Short visits Artemis fowl, what happens when minerva and opal come back? who does holly really love? hsxaf summary is bad story is good
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 52 - Words: 10,407 - Reviews: 383 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 1/8/2010 - Published: 7/27/2008 - Holly S., Artemis F.
Alternate New Moon by lynndaizi reviews
When Edward didn't come back in new moon Bella decided go to college and became a forensic scientist and is now working with the team from NCIS, when Marines start showing up dead, drained of all their blood. What does this have to do with Bella?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 51,952 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 12/27/2009 - Published: 8/4/2009 - Complete
Greek Gods and Fairies by aretiredfowl reviews
Opal Koboi and Kronos start working together, forming a deadly combination. Percy, Annabeth, Holly, and Artemis must band together to save the world. Again. But, with their combined luck and hormones, complications ensue.
Crossover - Artemis Fowl & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 27,253 - Reviews: 248 - Favs: 136 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 12/14/2009 - Published: 8/8/2008 - Artemis F., Percy J. - Complete
The President's Sons by I heart shoes reviews
Following a tragic accident that left Susannah Simon's world upside down, she meets someone whom she never thought she would and now their way of living is hers too. Can Suze handle fame, fortune and being face to face with the Presiden't sons?
Mediator - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 25,928 - Reviews: 203 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 12/7/2009 - Published: 6/24/2009 - Susannah S.
Secrets and Lies by YaoiKitty114 reviews
Alfred and Matthew are in a band. Alfred loves Matthew, but Matthew is his brother and has a girfriend, but he can't tell him... can he? AU AmericaxCanada YAOI
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 638 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 22 - Published: 12/6/2009 - America, Canada
Artemis’s boyfriend by Fantasy's forever reviews
Obvious from the title. Artemis has been single way to long and i'm out to make sure she finds herself a guy. I'll do anything to make sure she does. T cause I'm parinoid even though there is absolutely no swearing. general-like five different genres...
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,232 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 11/27/2009 - Published: 6/15/2009 - Artemis
Artemis Fowl: The Energy Gates by The Tantalus Complex reviews
On Artemis Fowls 16th Birthday, two worlds collide in an explosive struggle to save mankind again. But how does Artemis know of the Greeks gods/demigods? Weren't Fairies enough? Apparently not. Needs Co-author or a Beta
Crossover - Artemis Fowl & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 7,849 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 11/19/2009 - Published: 6/14/2009 - Artemis F.
A Day of Hope by Tacara reviews
What happens when Isabella Swan has two kids, but leaves them behind in the human word when she crosses over? Follow Amellia as she goes to live with her father, Anthony DiNozzo with her younger brother, Jasper. Will she ever forgive her mother?
Crossover - NCIS & Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,213 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 11/12/2009 - Published: 7/5/2009 - Tony D., Bella
Presidential Perfection by anni93 reviews
Carlisle is the President. Edward is the eldest son, expected to uphold the law at all times, and comply to his father's wishes. What happens when he falls for a Whitehouse tour guide? ExB All Human.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 31,667 - Reviews: 262 - Favs: 162 - Follows: 252 - Updated: 9/27/2009 - Published: 7/2/2008 - Edward, Bella
Artemis Fowl: The Vampire Conspiration by Borax reviews
Artemis is kidnapped by the Volturi to be turned into a vampire. Now, not only does he have to save the People from the Volturi's greediness, but there's also the matter of a punitive expedition in Forks. A/H, Twilight canon couples.
Crossover - Artemis Fowl & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 36,961 - Reviews: 160 - Favs: 237 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 9/26/2009 - Published: 8/16/2009 - Artemis F. - Complete
Part of the Family by Darkfire75 reviews
FranceCanadaEngland. Matthew wasn’t sure when it began, but he was sure he didn’t want it to stop.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,643 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 277 - Follows: 19 - Published: 9/19/2009 - Canada, England/Britain - Complete
Welcome to West bloomfield high by XxCookie LoverxX reviews
Bella and The Cullens use to be friends so when they come back and Edward is a flirt will the death of some one dear bring them together or will they be sent to a rehab institute? I suck at summaries. Rated K plus for deaths, vivid pain and some twists.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 13,850 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 9/2/2009 - Published: 10/26/2008 - Bella, Edward
Strangers by Megii of Mysteri OusStranger reviews
[He shivered as her breath tickled his ear. “Show me love,” she whispered pleadingly, “Even if it’s not real.”] Fem Naruto. A series of short, sensual shots. Lemon scented.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 8 - Words: 9,380 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 209 - Follows: 144 - Updated: 8/31/2009 - Published: 2/28/2007 - Gaara, Naruto U.
Small Town Horror by Thomas Orion reviews
A Gunnery Sergeant turns up dead in the small town of Forks, Washington. The NCIS team is called out to investigate. Unfortunately after finding the remains mauled by some sort of wild dog the NCIS team is about to uncover more than they bargained for...
Crossover - NCIS & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Crime/Supernatural - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,488 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 8/30/2009 - Published: 5/7/2009 - Leroy Jethro Gibbs
Twilight Titans: Under The Cover Of Forks by Lady Infamous reviews
The Teen Titans investigate a series of unexplained deaths in Forks. They soon deduct their way to the answer, but when the time comes, what will they do? Will they give away the Cullen's secret?
Crossover - Teen Titans & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Crime - Chapters: 7 - Words: 9,269 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 103 - Updated: 8/27/2009 - Published: 4/17/2009 - Raven, Edward
Official Love by ACaskettStory reviews
Bella meets a mysterious man in her meadow. They tell each everything but their names, thinking they will never see each other again.But what happens when they do meet again...and Bella works for his parents, the president and his wife? r&r plz
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,609 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 8/24/2009 - Published: 3/11/2009 - Bella, Edward
Sk8ter Boi by vampire-legend reviews
Though reluctant to move, teenage skater, Edward Cullen, finds solace in new friends. How will Edward and Bella's immediate best friend relationship fair when sparks are flying? How will Edward cope without the attention that competition brings him? AH
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 54,559 - Reviews: 1388 - Favs: 1,182 - Follows: 518 - Updated: 8/17/2009 - Published: 7/24/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Miss Congeniality by Norah the Poet reviews
Bella Swan is an FBI agent, and a tomboy to the extreme. Edward Cullen is the new agent, transferring from the CIA to the FBI, and has been assigned his own mission. Queen of the fashion world Alice Brandon has enlisted the FBI to help solve the mystery.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,526 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 8/17/2009 - Published: 7/15/2009 - Bella, Edward
Jealous Much? by Pen-Always-In-Hand reviews
Suze and Jesse are married, but what happens when the ghost of Jamie de Silvia, Jesse's cousin becomes an unexpected guest who has fallen in love with Suze. But Jesse is determined to make him fall out of love.
Mediator - Rated: T - English - Family/Mystery - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,939 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 8/5/2009 - Published: 5/18/2009 - Susannah S., Hector de Silva/Jesse - Complete
Gold Awakenings outtakes by Bella-with-the-blue-eyes reviews
This is a collection of outtakes from Gold Awakenings and maybe later Dreams of Gold. Title corresponds with chapters. Includes Edward's POV when he leaves and more. Give it a chance. It is what doesnt fit in the story, but I can't delete. Enjoy.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,435 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 27 - Published: 8/5/2009 - Bella, Edward
Problems With Knowing People by Kiyoshi'sGirl64 reviews
Year: 2015. It has been seven years since Bella and Suze graduated. Friends since ninth grade, their lives are destined to meet once again. When Bella's new life collides with the old one in the form of people from her past, things get complicated. Enjoy.
Crossover - Mediator & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Angst - Chapters: 15 - Words: 15,159 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 7/30/2009 - Published: 4/3/2009 - Susannah S., Bella - Complete
Guardian Angel by Hot n' Exotic reviews
AU. Suze Simon is captured by the unexpected attackers of her sleepy hometown. Left amidst ruthless men, her only hope at life is her handsome captor, Captain Jesse de Silva. But can she truly trust him to protect her from his own kinsmen? JS.
Mediator - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 13,572 - Reviews: 142 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 7/22/2009 - Published: 12/7/2008 - Susannah S., Hector de Silva/Jesse
A Night In Sanctuary by Auxesia reviews
A somewhat-sequel to "An Afternoon Alone." Newly-appointed Fire Lord Zuko finally gets a night off to rest. Sleep will heal his body, but there's someone he's been missing, and sleep is the last thing on his mind. *Lemon* **WARNING: mature content**
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,302 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 136 - Follows: 13 - Published: 7/22/2009 - Zuko, Mai - Complete
My Bad Boy by Angel.By.Day-Devil.By.Night reviews
Jesse a 21 year old bad boy suddenly turns up in Carmel and much to Suze's displeasure she has to show him about. He's cocky, he's forward and worst of all...he's hot. Can she tame is rebellious streak or will the ghost that arrives make things worse?
Mediator - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 45,537 - Reviews: 347 - Favs: 150 - Follows: 135 - Updated: 7/16/2009 - Published: 8/24/2007 - Complete
An Afternoon Alone by Auxesia reviews
*A little late-night writing exercise* Reunited after years of separation, Zuko and Mai spend an afternoon together, and relaxation quickly turns to passion. Set after Zuko's return to the Fire Nation. *Lemon* **WARNING: mature content**
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,713 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 11 - Published: 7/6/2009 - Zuko, Mai - Complete
Forever by windedeagle reviews
Jesse and Suze are married, and it looks like the family might be expanding. But Suze isn't about to let something so silly as a pregnancy slow her down.
Mediator - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,000 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 7/2/2009 - Published: 2/15/2009
Still Believe in Love by xxdarkomegaxx reviews
Edward left. Bella was pregant with Edward's baby, and James changed Bella. What do you think will happen when Edward and Bella reunite with two beautiful twins? It's still a Bella and Edward story sorry i just had to add this. Please read and review.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 16,500 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 146 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 6/25/2009 - Published: 11/2/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
You Can't Run,You Can't Hide by JMMchocoholic reviews
Jesse is the daughter of Susannah Simon & a mystery man. Like mother like daughter, Jesse is a mediator just like her mother. Her mother who seems to be constantly running from something.
Mediator - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,886 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 6/18/2009 - Published: 5/31/2007
Skateboarding with Edward Cullen by iluvtwilight13 reviews
Bella Swan a 17-year old girl was adopted by her aunt and treated like a slave but all that changes when bella enters a skateboarding contest hosted by Edward Cullen.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 15,008 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 90 - Updated: 6/14/2009 - Published: 2/5/2009
Till Death Do Us Part by Daddy's Little Cannibal reviews
All human. Edward and Bella meet each other at a bar. They get drunk and hit it off. Edward admits that he won’t have sex till marriage. Bella, on a whim, asks Edward to marry her – he agrees. What a shame that Edward doesn't believe in divorce…
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 27 - Words: 78,298 - Reviews: 8049 - Favs: 3,795 - Follows: 3,149 - Updated: 5/23/2009 - Published: 8/12/2008 - Bella, Edward
NCIS: New Moon by Lily Desdemona Potter reviews
Isabella Marie Swan doesn't exist, she never did. But then how was she in forks for a year? Who was she before and why was she hiding. Six years after New moon the Cullen's found out.
Crossover - NCIS & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,705 - Reviews: 140 - Favs: 220 - Follows: 288 - Updated: 5/4/2009 - Published: 4/23/2009 - Leroy Jethro Gibbs, Bella
Flip Sides by Prism0467 reviews
Shikamaru, meet Neji. Naruto, meet Gaara. Oneshot. ShikaNeji NaruGaa AU OOC yaoi
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,048 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 133 - Follows: 27 - Published: 4/14/2009 - Gaara, Neji H. - Complete
the emo who goes to rehab hehe by emoellie42396 reviews
Bella swan is an anorexic emo whos parents send to rehab. when she meets Alice emmett rosalie edward and jasper there will she make true friends and maybe even bloom feelings for edward? EXB JXA EMXR
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 10 - Words: 10,392 - Reviews: 141 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 83 - Updated: 4/8/2009 - Published: 3/23/2009 - Bella, Edward
Creepy Stalker! by FlockOfGoats reviews
Mediator/Twilight crossover: Suze and Bella are stepsisters living in Forks. Jesse is confused by Edward's strange nighttime habits. Pre-series. Canon couples. A preview of a full story I'm going to write.
Mediator - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,373 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 3/30/2009 - Published: 3/5/2009 - Susannah S., Hector de Silva/Jesse
Once Upon a Pom Pom by Renesmee Girl reviews
Alice Cullen is an outcast at her high school until she gets recruited by the cheerleading team and falls for the hunky football player. All human, a lot of language, AXJ, KXG, RXEm, BXEd, a little VXJ, and of course CXEs. The usual pairings. R&R please!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 17,079 - Reviews: 131 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 80 - Updated: 3/22/2009 - Published: 8/23/2008 - Alice, Jasper
Edward is a Creepy Stalker! by FlockOfGoats reviews
Suze and Bella are stepsisters living in Forks. Jesse is confused by Edward's strange nighttime habits. Pre-series. Canon couples. A preview of a full story I'm going to write.
Crossover - Mediator & Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,205 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 27 - Published: 3/5/2009 - Susannah S., Bella
Hail to the Chief by TheNextCullenVampire reviews
Bella Swan is President Cullen's new personal assistant. What happens when she meets his bitter son Edward, who is afraid to love again? Will they fall in love? Or will his past affect their relationship? Read and Review! ExB
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 26,518 - Reviews: 338 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 209 - Updated: 2/25/2009 - Published: 6/14/2008 - Edward, Bella
It's been 98 Years by theshowerciara reviews
Edward left Bella in the woods, and didn't come back. The wolves weren't there in time, and Laurent bit her, but she was found. 98 years later, she's back in Forks, and sees a very familiar face... New Moon AU Now COMPLETE!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 25,189 - Reviews: 465 - Favs: 265 - Follows: 213 - Updated: 2/4/2009 - Published: 11/10/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Repeat by iloveROBWARD reviews
Bella is a 200 year old powerful vampire, princess to the Volturi. When Edward and the Cullens come for her coronation, will she forgive him? will their love conquer all?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 22 - Words: 33,760 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 279 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 1/26/2009 - Published: 1/24/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
My Special Season by twilightroxxx reviews
Nessie has the special Christmas that she's been waiting for with Jacob but she never thought it would come this early but the whole thing is behind her parents back She hopes her parents don't find out cause she knows what will happen to Jacob if they do
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,345 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/15/2009 - Renesmee C./Nessie, Jacob
Fire And Ice by Bella91 reviews
Bella Swan, the world famous figure skater, returns to Forks after 30 years and enrolls in school under a new name and new look. mean while Edward and the Cullens also moved back to Forks. what will happen when they meet up again? R&R plz
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 23 - Words: 26,563 - Reviews: 137 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 1/8/2009 - Published: 6/17/2008
Three Little Birds by KelseyXDD reviews
Bella thought Edward had died at 9/11. She doesn't remember his name or what he looks like. What happens when she meets him at NYU, without her even knowing it's really him? ExB All Human. Full summary inside.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,155 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 11/24/2008 - Published: 10/15/2008 - Bella, Edward
Love Renewed by FreshStart111 reviews
After Edward left in New Moon. Bella was changed into a vampire and the Cullens and Hales sure were surprised. Will Edward and Bella's love be renewed? READ to find out.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,392 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 11/8/2008 - Published: 11/3/2008 - Bella, Edward
Most Wanted by colourguardqueen reviews
Agent Swan and Agent Mason are at the top of their league at the FBI. Tracking down the Most Wanted is not easy. Normally they work alone. What will happen when they team up? Will love spark or will work get in the way?AU Human
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,934 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 9/14/2008 - Published: 9/12/2008 - Bella, Edward
The Saddest Day by Emmy.Black.Hale.Cullen reviews
One-shot about 9/11. That day affects me deeply. Please read and review.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 495 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/11/2008
Impossible by TroublMaakr reviews
Its an all-human Twilight fanfic. Bella and Edward get caught in the 9/11 attacks. Very dramatic. I won't say anything else or I might ruin it for you. Based off of my own experiences. Rated T just in case.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,886 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 9/9/2008 - Published: 9/6/2008 - Bella, Edward
Best Damn Mistake by Roxy Leigh Blue reviews
Axel didn't mean to text Roxas. It was an honest mistake... First AkuRoku!
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 932 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/8/2008 - Axel, Roxas - Complete
College Time ! by Babie.13 reviews
Bella is emo/skater type and quickly befriends the Hales and Cullens ! and instantly falls for Edward. BellaxEdward.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 684 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 32 - Published: 8/31/2008 - Bella, Edward
Criminal From Earth by Lynette Marie reviews
It is the year 2309 and Bella lives on sector forks of one of the spaceships in space. Everything on the spaceship is orderly and the same. What happens when she bumps into a very interesting criminal from Earth? All Human. Disclaimer inside.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,224 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 7/11/2008 - Published: 6/28/2008 - Bella, Edward
Artemis Fowl and the Fowled Fates by Slayer6 reviews
AUXover, Part of my NG:Goddess series, Artemis Fowl, genius and criminal mastermind and his encounters with a Goddess
Artemis Fowl - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 15 - Words: 55,910 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 5/24/2008 - Published: 10/15/2006 - Holly S., Artemis F. - Complete
Get Some Sleep by Balloon Animal reviews
The night before Naruto's team returns to Konoha, Gaara has one last request.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,197 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 308 - Follows: 36 - Published: 5/15/2008 - Naruto U., Gaara - Complete
Crimson Gold by Death Phoenix reviews
A Fifty Sentence Challenge with Gaara and Naruto. They are just perfect for each other.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,552 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/21/2008 - Gaara, Naruto U. - Complete
Chasm by Silentz reviews
..."I still can't figure out why I kissed him." Naruto and Gaara. The sun and the moon. One and the same. A sudden mission in the Sand Village causes Naruto to reevalutate his relationship with the Kazekage. NaruGaara. Yaoi. 3-part-fic.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 17,422 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 270 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 2/28/2008 - Published: 2/14/2008 - Naruto U., Gaara - Complete
Rain and Wind by Caranina reviews
When Naruto decided to be generous and give the strange redhead a ride home. He didn't think they would have ended up like this. Warning- This is yaoi and contains mature content Naru/Gaara. All flamers shall be burnt with their own flames!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,923 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 18 - Published: 2/24/2008 - Naruto U., Gaara - Complete
Love In An Elevator by KitsuneFun reviews
Gaara hated elevators. He really really hated elevators, and silently planned the death of the boy who put him in this situation... thank goodness a certain blonde entered his life making the situation alot better. GaaNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,155 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 11 - Published: 1/28/2008 - Gaara, Naruto U. - Complete
Who Knew? by Bundibird reviews
SONGFIC! How did Holly and Artemis cope after Artemis' mind was wiped? HollyArtemis. ONESHOT!
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,915 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/20/2007 - Artemis F., Holly S. - Complete
Artemis Fowl and the High School Incident by XxEviexX reviews
Artemis Fowl goes to high school, but it's not what he expected. His classes suck as expected but then there's a murder and Artemis Fowl is blamed! So Artemis must call on his fairy friends to help him clear his name. AH On hold for the moment! Sorry.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,223 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 4/28/2007 - Published: 4/9/2007 - Artemis F., Holly S.
Wear Iron Shoes by Kelitzo reviews
Artemis’ mother finds out about the school dance and says Artemis has to go. Then Holly turns up. I rewrote the last chapter, so please read the new ending!
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 9,420 - Reviews: 133 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 1/10/2007 - Published: 4/20/2006 - Artemis F., Holly S. - Complete
Oh Mother by Dartss reviews
Ginny comes home from a 'sleepover' at Harry's and her mother catches her. It wasn't what she expected!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,318 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 6/27/2005 - Published: 10/16/2004 - Ginny W., Harry P. - Complete
Truth or Dare! by Random Mushroom reviews
The Artemis Fowl characters get whisked out of where ever they are by giant hands to participate in a game of Truth or Dare.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 7 - Words: 3,423 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 6/15/2004 - Published: 3/20/2004
Fowl's Wolf by Aneko Kohana reviews
Rating just in case. An American girl visiting falls for Artemis. But what will happen when he discovers why she is in Ireland?
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,599 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 10/27/2003 - Published: 7/11/2003
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Vampires Vs Fairies reviews
What? Artemis has been kidnapped? By the Voltouri? Read to find out what happens! Rated M just in case. Very sorry for those who are waiting for Growing Up, but I just had to get this out there. May eventually become a crossover w/ Growing Up.
Crossover - Artemis Fowl & Twilight - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 778 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 13 - Published: 2/3/2010 - Artemis F., Aro
Growing up reviews
Nessie runs away with Jacob after figuring out Jacob imprinted on her. Then Nessie gets kidnapped by Aro so he can do experiments with her and his son, Ian. Huge BD spoilers! Previous author name iamnessie
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 14,045 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 8/6/2009 - Published: 9/21/2008 - Renesmee C./Nessie, Jacob