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Oblivious by LyricalKris reviews
Juggling two jobs and a full-time schedule of classes, college student Bella didn't have time to figure out just how sexy she could be. Her boss, Edward knew. She was going to figure it out sometime-why not with him? A woman in full possession of her wiles is a force to be reckoned with.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 29,632 - Reviews: 1302 - Favs: 1,096 - Follows: 1,601 - Updated: 4/17 - Published: 2/12 - Bella, Edward
The Trouble by Twilightholic-Tanya reviews
The trouble with boys like Edward Cullen is I can already see how it will end. But the thrill of driving down this road with him is almost worth the crash.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 45 - Words: 26,323 - Reviews: 750 - Favs: 263 - Follows: 342 - Updated: 4/10 - Published: 2/21 - [Bella, Edward] - Complete
Alaska by Anton M reviews
For two years, Bella's had a cotton candy romance going on with her taciturn best friend. In her head. So after catching bits and pieces of Edward's unusual upbringing, Bella pays a visit to Alaska. AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 45 - Words: 71,144 - Reviews: 2883 - Favs: 860 - Follows: 1,374 - Updated: 3/29 - Published: 8/7/2014 - Bella, Edward
Lingering Shadows by mamasutra reviews
The past is something that Bella cannot escape as she finds her life and heart entangled with Edward Cullen. He was the town mystery that left others whispering in his wake as he brought a new meaning to the name ladykiller.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 9,932 - Reviews: 202 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 177 - Updated: 3/23 - Published: 3/3
Legacy by AutumnDreamer reviews
Edward is used to living life as a solitary teenager until he moves to Washington & reluctantly makes friends. When everything seems to be going right, his world is torn apart by a long-kept secret that leaves him questioning everything he's ever known.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 50 - Words: 335,653 - Reviews: 2797 - Favs: 1,371 - Follows: 1,471 - Updated: 12/16/2014 - Published: 10/28/2008 - Edward - Complete
Summer's Hidden Melody by winterhorses reviews
One band. Two college graduates. Twenty-four concerts. Bella and Rosalie spend an unforgettable summer following their favorite band on tour. When Bella catches the eye of charismatic lead singer Anthony Cullen, she's in for an incredible ride. But the two don't always get along in harmony, and Bella wonders if her long-held ideal really is the perfect one for her.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 53,720 - Reviews: 634 - Favs: 372 - Follows: 396 - Updated: 12/10/2014 - Published: 12/2/2014 - Bella, Edward, Emmett, Rosalie - Complete
The Lost by mamasutra reviews
Bella Swan was not normal. She had been born with the gift of seeing the dead, but to her it was a curse. She had sworn off her abilities as she returned to her hometown to live out her final year of high school in an attempt at being normal, but nothing is normal when you are the one hope at redemption for the spirit of a lost boy. *paranormal romance & drama* beta'd
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 92 - Words: 182,903 - Reviews: 4880 - Favs: 889 - Follows: 1,085 - Updated: 12/6/2014 - Published: 2/20/2014 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Calendar Guys by popsicle99 reviews
VOTED TWICE AS THE LEMONADE STAND'S FAB FIVE FICS OF THE WEEK. Photographer Bella is heartbroken after her break up from Mike, but her best friend Rosalie has a plan to cheer her up - shooting a sexy calendar for Eclipse magazine. Lots of lemony fun! Featuring Bella, Edward and a whole feast of lovely Twi-guys! Stephenie Meyer owns all things Twilight.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 39 - Words: 65,503 - Reviews: 1006 - Favs: 866 - Follows: 1,171 - Updated: 11/8/2014 - Published: 8/14/2013 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Cadillac by ThisIsReallyHappening reviews
He once told me I stared at the sun too long. "You keep looking, Dimples, and you're gonna miss the one thing that rises and shines for you." He was right. (ExB. Rated M)
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 40 - Words: 91,783 - Reviews: 2401 - Favs: 1,138 - Follows: 1,260 - Updated: 10/2/2014 - Published: 8/7/2014 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Last Tango in Forks by AwesomeSauce76 reviews
(PULLED TO PUBLISH) Bella Swan has spent a lifetime putting everyone else's needs before her own. Could a chance encounter with a mysterious stranger begin to change all of that? AU/AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 492 - Reviews: 16907 - Favs: 8,618 - Follows: 5,701 - Updated: 9/7/2014 - Published: 4/23/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
If Every Word I Said Could Make You Laugh by carmelinagunn reviews
Bella moved to LA and has found "sisters" in 2 of her school mates. They meet 3 brothers in their new apt building & experiences love in more ways than one, in more depth than she knew was possible. Zip up your love. Read IEWIS. AH, regular pairings.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 46 - Words: 291,233 - Reviews: 5021 - Favs: 5,013 - Follows: 1,330 - Updated: 5/29/2014 - Published: 7/9/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Legacy: Extras & Outtakes by AutumnDreamer reviews
Little extras and outtakes that revolve around my Twilight fan fiction Legacy, but don't necessarily need to be in the story itself. You do need to read Legacy to understand what's going on.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 14,369 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 108 - Updated: 8/11/2013 - Published: 1/24/2009 - Bella, Charlie S., Edward, Esme
The Selkie Man by DarkBlueBella reviews
AU. A summer studying Scottish folktales leads to Bella Swan meeting a stranger unlike anyone she has ever met. Can she let herself believe that myth and legend might also be reality?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 67,402 - Reviews: 2335 - Favs: 1,581 - Follows: 1,405 - Updated: 12/22/2012 - Published: 2/19/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Rise by Rochelle Allison reviews
Bella is a bad boy's girl, living a life she no longer wants. She's trapped, until one of the things that keeps her confined - her bodyguard - becomes the very thing that could set her free.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 57,852 - Reviews: 5039 - Favs: 2,636 - Follows: 1,509 - Updated: 11/13/2012 - Published: 10/15/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Cellar by iambeagle reviews
Boy meets Girl. Girl's friend throws up on Boy's shoes. A story about wannabe hipsters, awkward moments, and soul mates.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 39 - Words: 49,262 - Reviews: 4142 - Favs: 2,848 - Follows: 1,877 - Updated: 11/3/2012 - Published: 11/12/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Constant Bearing, Decreasing Range by beegurl13 reviews
Two consenting adults. One wants more. What happens when the other doesn't, and never will? Is there such thing as true love in the real world? And will they see what's coming before it's too late? E/B, AH, M. For The Twilight 25 Round 6 Challenge
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 128,986 - Reviews: 2697 - Favs: 1,116 - Follows: 680 - Updated: 7/13/2012 - Published: 5/6/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Dear Mr Masen by jendonna reviews
"Error 434: Reprimanding an executive." Life changing or just stupid? Dear Mr. Masen: A story of unauthorized Internet usage, culinary delights and the goings-on at Cullen, Inc. AH, ExB.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 127,500 - Reviews: 12855 - Favs: 7,653 - Follows: 6,165 - Updated: 2/14/2012 - Published: 11/17/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Strange Brew by Magnolia822 reviews
Soon-to-be college senior Bella Swan needs a summer job. Edward Cullen needs a worker for his new tasting room at Cullen Creek Brewery. She doesn't know much about beer, but she knows how to push his buttons. Romance/Humor, ExB
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 108,831 - Reviews: 5465 - Favs: 5,602 - Follows: 3,015 - Updated: 1/10/2012 - Published: 12/7/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Bad Blood by LadyExcalibur2010 reviews
Edward Cullen was a man who liked order. He arranged his life into neat little segments, exercising rigid control in all areas of his existence. Then one day, all of it was brought tumbling down by one simple question.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 57,319 - Reviews: 2258 - Favs: 2,609 - Follows: 1,028 - Updated: 11/30/2011 - Published: 1/6/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The Vampire in the Basement by michellephants reviews
While hunting one afternoon, the boys stumble upon what appears to be a corpse. When they learn it's a severely broken vampire, they take him home to do what they can to help. But of course, fate has plans for this man. Canon Couples. AU.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 164,189 - Reviews: 11461 - Favs: 9,014 - Follows: 6,576 - Updated: 10/30/2011 - Published: 2/26/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Decision by windchymes reviews
Edward made a decision after that second biology lesson. Two years later that decision is challenged.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 96,613 - Reviews: 2508 - Favs: 2,696 - Follows: 1,841 - Updated: 10/15/2011 - Published: 3/5/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
When Fiction Becomes Reality by BITTENEV reviews
Bella is a writer whose most successful book is one she wrote about Edward, her high school crush. Edward is now an A-list actor and has signed on to star in a movie based on Bella's creation. AU/AH Bella-of-the-Ball continuation.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 157,715 - Reviews: 8124 - Favs: 8,177 - Follows: 8,399 - Updated: 8/3/2011 - Published: 12/9/2008 - Bella, Edward
My Perfect Mr Imperfect by xrxdanixrx reviews
Bella wanted Mr. Perfect, but he didn't want her. When Mr. Imperfect comes along, can she look close enough to see just who is more perfect for her? A story about falling in love with the imperfections. AH - Rated M for lemons later.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 26 - Words: 165,467 - Reviews: 6120 - Favs: 3,891 - Follows: 2,413 - Updated: 5/12/2011 - Published: 9/9/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Paper CutOuts by twistedcoincidence reviews
Bella prefers the virtual to the actual, but feels herself being tugged from the safety of her online realm into the world of a rough edged Edward. This time she'll write her own story. Collab with astilbe13 AH/AU
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 34 - Words: 136,587 - Reviews: 10171 - Favs: 6,148 - Follows: 3,647 - Updated: 2/15/2011 - Published: 5/23/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
I Hate You, Kiss Me by BittenBee reviews
Bella has given up on dating, but she has a one-night stand with a mystery man named Edward. Both are surprised when he gets a job at her law firm! Coworkers Alice and Jasper, best bud Emmett, and sultry boss Rosalie play a role in Bella's love life. Humor, UST. Rated M. Nominated twice for The Lemonade Stand Fic of the Week.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 28 - Words: 198,228 - Reviews: 3040 - Favs: 4,523 - Follows: 2,745 - Updated: 9/9/2010 - Published: 1/19/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Piano Lessons by wtvoc reviews
Continuation of the original story by Bella-of-the-Ball, with permission, of course! AH. As a special birthday gift, one of Bella's students sets her up with free piano lessons, with a hidden agenda. temporarily on hiatus; thank you for your patience!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 15 - Words: 75,995 - Reviews: 1991 - Favs: 1,837 - Follows: 2,189 - Updated: 6/29/2010 - Published: 11/5/2008 - Bella, Edward
I Hate Myself For Loving You by halojones reviews
Bella's ready to bust out of her shell in college with roomie Alice. She meets the dazzling but rakish Edward, but is warned of his less than angelic ways. Will B/A be just another notch in the belt for J/E, or will they teach the boys a lesson or two?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 60 - Words: 239,525 - Reviews: 10019 - Favs: 7,427 - Follows: 6,117 - Updated: 4/19/2010 - Published: 3/28/2008
Ignorance is Not Bliss by InsaneGrizzlies reviews
Bella lives a good life, with trivial things to worry about most times, and is sometimes naive about the rest of the world.Until she meets Edward, who's from the wrong side of the tracks.What will this irritating guy teach her about life and its choice?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 57 - Words: 260,004 - Reviews: 2311 - Favs: 886 - Follows: 569 - Updated: 4/16/2010 - Published: 5/24/2008 - Complete
My Brother's Best Friend by jennlynnfs reviews
AU/AH: Seven years have passed since Edward and Bella last saw each other. Now, with Edward's return to Seattle, Bella wonders what drove away her brother's best friend all those years ago. *More detailed summary included with chapter 1.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 254,658 - Reviews: 6001 - Favs: 8,782 - Follows: 5,220 - Updated: 2/28/2010 - Published: 7/4/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
An Unfortunate Look Into Bella's Lovesick Psyche by petitebelette reviews
Bella is new in Forks, and she's already crushing on Edward Cullen. Edward Cullen, a misunderstood poet, is totally crushing on Bella Swan, but he has a few secrets-including a rep as a dangerous bad boy and the town pariah. AU/AH, adult themes, language
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 59,108 - Reviews: 1771 - Favs: 2,759 - Follows: 939 - Updated: 1/25/2010 - Published: 1/14/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Pink Fluffy Pencil Case by CrystalBrooke reviews
AH. No one talks to Edward Cullen. He's the weird emo kid with the sexy hair and black skinny jeans. He denies he wears guyliner, but he totally does. Bella is the new girl, and doesn't get why he hates her. Never judge a person by their pencil case...
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 47,495 - Reviews: 2783 - Favs: 2,051 - Follows: 1,232 - Updated: 9/17/2009 - Published: 1/12/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Derailment by Ruby-Wednesday reviews
Edward and Bella form an instant connection after a chance encounter in the train station.Will this collision bring them back on track or derail them completely? E/B AH INCOMPLETE
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 53,758 - Reviews: 1338 - Favs: 617 - Follows: 888 - Updated: 8/30/2009 - Published: 10/4/2008 - Bella, Edward
Must Have Been Love by wtvoc reviews
AU-Human, Normal pairings. Alice thinks her roommate and her cousin are Made For Each Other. What say her cousin and her roommate? And why is it that love always has to get so very, very complicated?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 26 - Words: 125,012 - Reviews: 3448 - Favs: 3,206 - Follows: 2,051 - Updated: 8/2/2009 - Published: 6/17/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Let the World Spin Madly On by theskyisyours reviews
Edward is left in emotional turmoil after witnessing the death of his mother at an early age. Bella moves to Forks senior year to live with her father after a similar experience. Is Bella strong enough to tear down his walls? M just to be safe. AH.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 55,594 - Reviews: 236 - Favs: 153 - Follows: 230 - Updated: 7/28/2009 - Published: 10/22/2008
Stoically Stitched by Rosette-Cullen reviews
Bella's kept a secret that's eaten away at her. After a self-inflicted injury, she's put into a hospital that tests her strength. She'll find out who she can trust, and who she needs to stay away from. A darker fic.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 16 - Words: 68,545 - Reviews: 832 - Favs: 938 - Follows: 408 - Updated: 7/8/2009 - Published: 7/3/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
That Was Easy by bethaboo reviews
A series originally written for Twilighted's Smut Mondays, updated approximately every four weeks. Bella works at Staples and for years has secretly lusted after her boss, Edward. Will she finally make a move to show him how she feels? AH.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,868 - Reviews: 263 - Favs: 307 - Follows: 221 - Updated: 6/1/2009 - Published: 3/9/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Red Line by WinndSinger reviews
Edward is an exotic male dancer. Bella is a college student studying psychology and needs a subject to do her thesis on. Bella pays Edward to belong to her for 2 weeks so she can study him. Things soon get very interesting between them.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 40 - Words: 351,671 - Reviews: 19438 - Favs: 12,170 - Follows: 5,568 - Updated: 5/1/2009 - Published: 1/26/2009 - Edward, Bella