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Author has written 3 stories for Naruto.

Previously known as: Rima-chan

Currently completing my BA, so this should give you a general idea of my age.

No, I haven't started only 3 stories during my long...long years on fanfiction. I've just deleted my old ones because...well we all wrote Mary-sues when we were thirteen with overused plots etc. Basically, I was young and silly and had so much fun with those stories, but they are better to be left in my distant memory :D Not sure if I even have them anywhere.

Location: Somewhere in the Baltic states

I have the terrible habit of writing AUs...I think it might be because the original story, while awesome and absolutely mighty, is so darn vast that for one I would probably make some serious errors and secondly, I think there are enough canon stories that you've all read the original story plenty of times. It can be done really well and my utmost respect to those amazing stories that follow canon, but I like twisting the original to something new and see where I end up.

The future? I'd really like to try my hand at writing a LOTR or Hobbit story. I have some ideas, but for now I will try to properly familiarise myself with the lore so I'd be comfortable writing it. Sure, I've seen the movies and read the books. The "movie" books at least, just started Silmarillion.

Bite me!

Through some dramatic convincing (read: I overcame my habit of "I'll get to it eventually") I managed to re-write Bite me!

True enough, I did the last twenty or so chapters in twelve hours in one sitting, but now I can honestly say that the story is complete and while even now I find little errors I overlooked, I am generally happy and in love with it.

To those who haven't read it, it is semi-AU. I started it when the "facts" revealed in the manga were a bit different from our current reality and planned the story accordingly. When I was nearing the end it was one of my reviewers who suggested adding the AU tag to the story instead of just changing everything.

Thank you every single one of you who has reviewed or added this story to your favourites or alerts. It shocked me how many of you read it (seriously, I had never even dreamed that it would attract such a reading) and apparently liked it as well. I'm still getting notifications from this fic and I hope this will become one of those veteran stories. You know what I'm talking about, the old completed stories that are still hovering in the Naruto databases, hidden under new stories (as they should be) and just waiting to be rediscovered.


My newest most precious baby. Dystopian AU with guns and space colonies and so on. There is so much to explore and do with this story and I know it will probably take me several years to actually complete the damn thing and polish it to perfection (or close to it at least).

I wrote about half of the first chapter, completely forgot about it for weeks, maybe months, and then one day I found the folder and read that crudely, hastily written text and absolutely adored the idea. Finished the chapter without remembering where I was planning on heading with the story, but now I remember and I will write as much as inspiration and university allows me to.

Demons Humming

On a hiatus...Until I can get around to figuring out what I want to accomplish with that story. Currently I'm keeping it as it is with the very OOC Itachi etc. When inspiration hits, I will pick it up again and fix that hot mess.

Also I love my sleep, and black coffee...and I have an unsavory habit of drinking too much every now and then.

But I love writing. I should write an entire collection of perfect scenes in my head that just need a backstory to make it relatable. That's usually how an entire story begins - I have a scene in mind and if by some chance I fall too in love with it, I'll take the time to write an entire story for it.

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Origins by CarelessMisbehaviour reviews
Fate placed Ivy at the right place and suddenly she has pledged herself to a suicide mission to destroy a ring with a fellowship more colourful beyond anyone's imagination. As if that wasn't a handful enough fate sends a charming/slightly antagonistic marchwarden in her general direction, who just happens to be an elf. This year of Ivy's life is, mildly put, chaotic.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 8 - Words: 41,098 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 1/19 - Published: 12/28/2016 - [OC, Haldir] Aragorn, Legolas
Roses Won't Grow Without Rain by Sapphira Rayes reviews
Always happy and smiling, Lorraine Sullivan is a prime example of the typical 'nice girl'. As sixth year progresses, she becomes trapped in a battle with anorexia, having suffered all her life from low self-esteem. And Sirius Black? Is he the cure or the disease?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 31 - Words: 88,827 - Reviews: 200 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 190 - Updated: 7/3/2016 - Published: 9/24/2008 - Sirius B., OC - Complete
Kiramir by Toriane reviews
Tenth Walker - Gandalf convinces a former Haradrim assassin to join the Fellowship, but the path of blood and gold calls to her again in the form of the Ring. Will an elf prince help her find the strength to defeat her nature, or will she fall, as so many have? Legomance, obviously.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 29 - Words: 122,274 - Reviews: 966 - Favs: 1,409 - Follows: 1,588 - Updated: 5/4/2016 - Published: 1/19/2013 - Legolas, Human
Stirring the leaves by Kindle-the-Stars reviews
COMPLETE - "Your presence here in Middle-Earth is like the wind in the trees, Miss Darrow," Gandalf said, smoke wreathed around his head. "You may stir the branches, even knock loose a few leaves, but the tree itself remains untouched." Thorin/OC,
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 59 - Words: 357,570 - Reviews: 3207 - Favs: 2,863 - Follows: 2,289 - Updated: 12/24/2015 - Published: 5/24/2013 - [Thorin, OC] - Complete
Artistically Tragic by bittersweetties reviews
I'm in love with Sasori Akasuna. I have been for a while. I'm smart, I'm athletic, I'm also tragically inartistic. How am I suppose to win his love like this? Especially with a certain blond trying to sabotage me every step of the way? SasorixOC GaaraxOC
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 54 - Words: 118,237 - Reviews: 951 - Favs: 382 - Follows: 429 - Updated: 9/20/2015 - Published: 1/1/2010 - Gaara, Deidara, Sasori
Long Shadows by jaxington reviews
In which the God of Mischief meets his match, receives a taste of his own medicine, stops believing in coincidence, and finds something vaguely resembling peace in the form of a small woman with a big voice. Avengers AU. Loki x OC.
Avengers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 59 - Words: 402,827 - Reviews: 642 - Favs: 598 - Follows: 612 - Updated: 8/23/2015 - Published: 7/5/2013 - Loki, OC
How To Wreck a Mary Sue by Cassandrala reviews
Kili and Danika have had it with fan fiction writers pushing them around and make a pact to ruin the mary-sue they've been forced into.
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Parody/Drama - Chapters: 49 - Words: 120,678 - Reviews: 247 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 7/7/2015 - Published: 10/23/2014 - [Kíli, OC] [Fíli, Sigrid] - Complete
Till You Die by Mersea reviews
MadaraOC. He was known as the most powerful shinobi in the Fire Country. She was a simple girl, not even a ninja. It was a romance she did not even initiate, yet he would have her pay for it, a price in blood. Pre-canon. /Extended Hiatus./
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 47 - Words: 216,450 - Reviews: 1146 - Favs: 996 - Follows: 881 - Updated: 5/3/2015 - Published: 11/12/2008 - Madara U., OC
Wild Oats by Wanderer of the Roads reviews
Haldir is beginning to think that there are no endings, happy or otherwise; she has long been a believer. HaldirOC.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 29,135 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 80 - Updated: 12/8/2014 - Published: 12/4/2013 - Haldir, OC
Code Hanami by pyxislynx reviews
ItaSaku. With the help of sheer luck and an experimental genjutsu, Sakura managed to pass her ANBU exam. Unfortunately, her ANBU mentor was getting on her nerves in more ways than one. AU, non-massacre
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 55,614 - Reviews: 310 - Favs: 565 - Follows: 757 - Updated: 10/10/2014 - Published: 6/22/2011 - Sakura H., Itachi U.
Splendor by missjewels reviews
Oshima Yuzuki's small town is as far removed from the unpleasant events of the shinobi world as any place could possibly be. But her own stifled life is about to explode beneath her feet when, by fate, Yuzuki is pulled into the the orbit of one of the world's most powerful men: Uchiha Madara. MadaraOC. Currently on hiatus, plan to return eventually.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 52,503 - Reviews: 188 - Favs: 171 - Follows: 227 - Updated: 5/13/2014 - Published: 8/15/2012 - Madara U., OC
The Facts Of Life by bittersweetties reviews
"Let me get this straight, you're trying to blackmail an Uchiha?" "umm... Well yeah. Basically." "You're dumber than you look." "Who's the one getting blackmailed?"ItachixOC
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 75 - Words: 154,791 - Reviews: 2587 - Favs: 1,445 - Follows: 1,116 - Updated: 3/26/2014 - Published: 12/3/2009 - Itachi U. - Complete
A Glass of Crimson Souls by moonlit.nocturne reviews
"Why do you hate me so much, Chiaki?" "Because you're perfect, Uchiha, and I hate perfect people." "That's a bit unfair for me, you know. I might be imperfect. You don't know anything about me, really." "I hate you. That's all I need to know." But hate breeds passion, and passion breeds grief. And because Fate is cruel. ItachixOC
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 253,768 - Reviews: 1134 - Favs: 1,290 - Follows: 697 - Updated: 1/28/2014 - Published: 1/1/2010 - Itachi U., OC - Complete
In Order to Tell a Lie, There Must Be a Truth by sakura1243 reviews
Life was never easy for Lina Vash. Until one day she gets transported back to Victorian times and meets a certain earl and his devilishly handsome butler. Sebastian/OC IN THE PROCESS OF BEING REWRITTEN
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,590 - Reviews: 137 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 142 - Updated: 9/22/2013 - Published: 2/25/2009 - Sebastian M., OC
Wolf Thief by catdompteuse reviews
"You're Itachi Uchiha. I've been reading about you. In a non-creepy, non-stalkerish way, I mean. But, it wouldn't matter, cause I'm a thief and my whole career is centered on information." It took Aiyana another minute to realize her mistake. "Crap." ItaOC. BACK IN PROGRESS! SORRY FOR THE LONG WAIT!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 80,204 - Reviews: 149 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 100 - Updated: 3/28/2013 - Published: 4/3/2011 - Itachi U.
Lovely by TattooKitty reviews
Deidara would do anything to be lovely. Saso/Dei. Eating Disorder, dark themes, and possible Lemon.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 10 - Words: 23,567 - Reviews: 215 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 118 - Updated: 3/31/2012 - Published: 8/4/2010 - Deidara, Sasori
A Fresh Snowfall by The Detective Prince reviews
Yukiko Ginhana, after a cocky mistake, ends up being held hostage by Madara Uchiha for the information she holds on her allies, the Senju, however things aren't quite what they seem...MadaraxOC M for future lemons.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 66 - Words: 283,608 - Reviews: 386 - Favs: 190 - Follows: 142 - Updated: 3/18/2012 - Published: 5/20/2011 - Madara U.
Sasuke: Beginning of the End by Sapphire-Raindrop reviews
Sequel to Hikari: Path of the Avenger With Hikari gone and Konoha in ruins, Sasuke must make a decision. Will he stay, and help Konoha against the threat posed by the ruthless Madara? Or will he leave once more, and search for Hikari himself?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 57,958 - Reviews: 184 - Favs: 167 - Follows: 189 - Updated: 2/29/2012 - Published: 1/12/2011 - Sasuke U.
Diamonds in Wine by moonlit.nocturne reviews
Everyone knows Kanda Yuu, famous Japanese supermodel and heir to an international company. When Matsumomo Rei becomes his bodyguard, she swears not to fall in love with him. But with Kanda that gorgeous, is resistance even possible? KandaxOCxTyki
D.Gray-Man - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 59 - Words: 415,108 - Reviews: 2149 - Favs: 525 - Follows: 297 - Updated: 2/11/2012 - Published: 8/14/2009 - Kanda Yuu, Tyki Mikk, OC - Complete
Suicide on the Line by Teiden reviews
Sasori is a suicide hotline operator who didnt expect much of his job. But when a depressed teen named Deidara calls his line, he falls into a twisted plot. Trying to pull Deidara out of the dark world of the city, can things stay stable? SasoDei
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 37 - Words: 170,729 - Reviews: 503 - Favs: 226 - Follows: 157 - Updated: 1/9/2012 - Published: 6/19/2010 - Sasori, Deidara
Butchery & Happiness by JACinthebox reviews
When 23 year old Sadako is sent on the wrong mission by mistake, she is hunted down by the Akatsuki. But when your shortest, slowest, and weakest of Jounin, what are you to do? Kisame x OC I'm BACK!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 28 - Words: 47,821 - Reviews: 557 - Favs: 321 - Follows: 274 - Updated: 1/22/2011 - Published: 3/5/2007 - Kisame H., Itachi U.
Hikari: Path of The Avenger by Sapphire-Raindrop reviews
I never knew who I was, really. I mean sure, my name was Lily Thompson, but I always had the feeling that I was something...more. That all changed the day I fell into the arms of a black haired boy whose eyes were like onyx...the onyx eyes of an avenger.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 47 - Words: 166,477 - Reviews: 469 - Favs: 354 - Follows: 157 - Updated: 1/12/2011 - Published: 11/15/2009 - Sasuke U. - Complete
Model Misbehaviour by Anorexia reviews
*Anorexia.Bulimia*SasukexSakura.Sequel* Eight months after being released from an eating disorder clinic, Haruno Sakura and Uchiha Sasuke, attempt to live a normal life with modeling, college, nightmares, and the obsession Sakura refuses to let go.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,333 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 103 - Updated: 10/17/2009 - Published: 1/11/2009 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
The Human Whose Name Is Written In This Fanfiction by Gen Duruk reviews
Tired of reading the same old terrible fanfiction? Want a good laugh? Want to improve your writing? If you answered yes to any of these questions, this fic is for you! If you answered no to all of them this fic is still for you! Reviews or flames welcome.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 14 - Words: 29,459 - Reviews: 314 - Favs: 233 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 9/13/2009 - Published: 8/12/2009 - L, Ukita H. - Complete
How to Write a PERFECT Naruto Fanfic by AznAnimeGrl2649 reviews
...or not. CRACK! "Do you want to know how to write a perfect Naruto fanfic with Neji and Tenten as the main pairing? Well, here is a guide on how to begin. Just follow these easy steps and you'll be a pro in no time!"
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,235 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/10/2009 - Neji H., Tenten - Complete
Dear Diary by AmayaRainStorm reviews
Dear Diary, why did I have to fall in love with HIM? He’s made my life nothing but difficult. I cried, bled, and suffered because of him, and in exchange he would give me nothing but a cold glare. Diary, this is my love story… please listen. GaaraXOC
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 11,326 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 2/8/2009 - Published: 1/13/2009 - Gaara
Tatters of Reality by neurotic nymph reviews
17 year old Lizzy lives with an abusive uncle after her family passes. On one particular night her dreams spin out of control, sending her to a place she never knew existed. There she encounters snobby elves who she might befriend and learn what life is.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 46 - Words: 278,381 - Reviews: 466 - Favs: 293 - Follows: 147 - Updated: 1/5/2009 - Published: 4/15/2004 - Legolas - Complete
Model Behaviour by Anorexia reviews
Anorexia.DrugAbuse.Mild Pedophilia.SasukexSakura. All her life she wanted to model, but when her dream comes true, things take an unexpected turn and Sakura spirals into the dangers of modeling. Will Sasuke be able to help her when he himself suffers?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 26 - Words: 98,934 - Reviews: 1229 - Favs: 562 - Follows: 361 - Updated: 11/1/2008 - Published: 10/14/2006 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Your lips are Mine by Mersea reviews
ItachiOC "I'm...starting to lose my temper." He reached up and touched the corner of his lower lip where she bit him. His red eyes narrowed ominously. 'She-...sometimes makes me feel alive.' COMPLETE!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 33 - Words: 132,374 - Reviews: 396 - Favs: 502 - Follows: 202 - Updated: 8/15/2008 - Published: 3/1/2006 - Itachi U. - Complete
Puppetress (Original Story) by pluushie reviews
I SUCK. I get my favourite shirt stuck on a needle in a cave, I get a V.I.P. seat in a huge fight, I get my butt saved by a younger girl, and an sranked missing nin wants to add me to his, 'Collection', AND I forgot to feed my cat! SasorixOC COMPLETE!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 58,749 - Reviews: 406 - Favs: 215 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 3/14/2008 - Published: 8/29/2007 - Sasori - Complete
From My World To Yours by neurotic nymph reviews
A girl destined to be labeled as a dork has an encounter with the strange man from her dreams. Can he help her to figure out who she is? Yep its Legolas in our world but with a twist! Revising Chapters!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 48 - Words: 168,973 - Reviews: 586 - Favs: 226 - Follows: 178 - Updated: 1/26/2008 - Published: 8/11/2003 - Legolas
Cliché, Anyone? by Ma Chat reviews
You've all seen it before. The typical SasuNaru fanfiction. This could possibly be the WORST fanfiction ever... You know you want to read it.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,082 - Reviews: 199 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 1/6/2008 - Published: 7/1/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Not Another Cliche Fanfic! by Clyde-chan reviews
Yes, the Naruto cliches that we hate to love. Compiled in a fanfic. From kidnapping to high school. You know you like to read them, now hear them get made fun of. HIATUS
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 6,527 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 11/24/2007 - Published: 10/3/2007
Strangest of the Strange by Adelene Abnormal reviews
AU My life was ruined, destroyed all by one girl. Everything I worked for, gone. I lost my best friends all because of one person. She broke my spirit. Turned me into a shell of nothingness. Listen to this dram filled story of mine. Georgeoc eventually.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 15,676 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 8/1/2007 - Published: 7/12/2006 - George W., OC
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Zugzwang reviews
Set in the year 2188, 51 years have passed since Akatsuki dropped five nuclear bombs on the five kingdoms. After the attack the Akatsuki disappeared with no trace and no explanation. Over 50 years later, the world might finally get some answers when a young soldier stumbles into an intricate ploy that reveals just how little the world knows. Dystopian AU KakashixOCxItachi
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 10 - Words: 40,092 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 12/26/2016 - Published: 12/13/2015 - [OC, Kakashi H., Itachi U.] Akatsuki
Bite me! reviews
Being stuck in an arranged marriage with a sweet man isn't so bad. Yet our future husband is a temperamental, psychopathic prick. Yes, he does look drop dead gorgeous and just happens to be the upcoming leader of the Uchiha clan. Despite being erased from history, there was one more person in Madara's life, who held some influence besides his brother, and this is their story. AU
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 41 - Words: 125,905 - Reviews: 283 - Favs: 456 - Follows: 249 - Updated: 12/18/2015 - Published: 8/27/2010 - [Madara U., OC] Izuna U. - Complete
Demon's Humming reviews
Uchiha Itachi, an unsuccessful writer, moves in with Suzuki Tomoko, a girl who's most prized phrase is "None of your business" - a move considered idiotic by everyone around him. Seemingly the only thing these two have in common is their love for pizza, but as time goes on he finds out that Tomoko has a much bigger purpose in Tokyo. Perhaps he can write a new book after all.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 23,878 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 7/31/2014 - Published: 4/23/2014 - [OC, Itachi U.] Kakashi H., Kisame H.