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Joined 09-08-08, id: 1688233, Profile Updated: 07-30-09
Author has written 16 stories for Death Note, Fruits Basket, Inuyasha, and Twilight.

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Name: L-J-A-D. Mostly I go by J, unless youve known me for like 3 years. The L doesnt really apply any more, except to school friends and legal documents. I really dont use my first name any more...its starting to feel like a middle name that you never use, and only remember if someone asks you. Its confusing, I know. its supposed to be x3.

Age: 346 as the crow flies south in vampire years.

iPod Right Now?: Placebo- Meds

Favourite songs: Dresden Dolls-Delilah, Emilie Autumn- What If? (Celtic Mix), Repo!- Zydrate Anatomy, Blutengel- Angel Of The Night, Jeffree Star- Heart Surgery (Isnt That Bad), My Chemical Romance-Cancer

My friends think i'm borderline...:s

If its possible to mutate calculators, me and my dear dear friend I sit with in math can take over the world.

...can you mutate calculators?

http://www.fictionpress.com/~yesiwrite Meh fictionpress. Most of its slash, so if you liekz yaoi and all that jazz, go ahead and read it. Reviews are welcomed and desperately needed!!

Peace Out!

But what was that when they let the blood out of their veins to maintain a delicate pallor? Let hold the basin for you, and drink from it afterwards.
-The Vampire Lestat, Anne Rice.

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The Love Below by Magic Mind reviews
Mello and Near are competing for L's title. But are they also competing for his love? LxMxN. YAOI. COMPLETE.
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 82,216 - Reviews: 171 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 10/31/2014 - Published: 2/28/2009 - L, Near, Mello - Complete
Another 20 Ways to Kill Mikami by Monkey and Cookee reviews
AU Sequel to 'Ten Ways to Kill Mikami Teru.' LightxL or LxLight, whichever you see. More characters killing Mikami! Only this time, it's 20 one shots for killing Mikami! -M. & C.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 27,927 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 1/3/2010 - Published: 1/3/2009 - Light Y., L - Complete
You Grew Up In The 90's If by Aspen-SiredBySpike reviews
A series of ficlets and drabbles based on fads only a real 90's child would admire.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 50 - Words: 10,903 - Reviews: 1443 - Favs: 209 - Follows: 136 - Updated: 8/29/2009 - Published: 11/2/2008 - Complete
A Space So Wide Both Near and Mello Can Fit In It by oh.holy.martel reviews
Mello, Matt, and Near run away, Near less willingly, only to be caught by one star detective Yagami Raito. L comes to collect them and the fun begins with an unexpected murderer. NearxMello. MattxMello. MattxNear. LxRaito. Murders, shonen-ai. AU Spoilers.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 9 - Words: 23,261 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 7/28/2009 - Published: 12/22/2008 - Near, Mello
You Found Me by ThymeWaster reviews
Hatori finds a young woman beaten and bloody in an alley at the exact same time as the death of a member of the Zodiac. What happened to her and does she have a part to play in the future of the Sohma family? ANIME fanfic, not manga. Read and Review!
Fruits Basket - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 23,569 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 7/7/2009 - Published: 1/12/2008 - Hatori S.
20 Ways to Annoy Zero and Kaname THE FANFICTION by xJasmine reviews
The link above includes 20 ways each to annoy the heck out of Zero and Kaname! Yaoi. WARNING: CONTAINS MAJOR SPOILERS FOR THE VK SERIES. The ways to annoy will be selected and acted upon in fanfiction style. Enjoy!
Vampire Knight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Parody - Chapters: 8 - Words: 9,268 - Reviews: 271 - Favs: 171 - Follows: 141 - Updated: 7/6/2009 - Published: 7/8/2008 - Zero K., Kaname K.
Triptych by Candy Apple Heart Attack reviews
Pursued by the supporters of Kira, L's successors find themselves gathered with a mutual need to flee. Finally working together, old "partnerships" resurface and the lines between the associates blur into something all too different. Mello x Near x Matt.
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,995 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 2/25/2009 - Published: 12/14/2008 - Mello, Near - Complete
Ten Ways to Kill Mikami Teru by Monkey and Cookee reviews
AU. Death Note characters killing Mikami! LxLight or LightxL, whichever you see. Mello, Matt and Near are with them and they're one big family. Kinda crackish. Mikami lovers do not go in! Mikami haters welcome! 10 one shots... -M.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 7,766 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 12/30/2008 - Published: 11/9/2008 - Light Y., L, Mikami T. - Complete
Overhaul by Beautiful Taboo reviews
Mello always, in some way or another, ends up breaking Matt apart.
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,627 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/30/2008 - Mello, Matt - Complete
Glittering Note by Cyanide'n'Writersblock reviews
A strange girl tells her tale about love, and heartache with a certain detective and a minor charactor with red hair. After a life with a gang, what's left? LxOC MattxOC
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 7 - Words: 23,503 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 12/27/2008 - Published: 12/24/2008 - L - Complete
A Note by Lerean reviews
Light visits the grave of his enemy, and leaves something behind. And when you see 'Watashi' I meant 'Boku'. Whoopsies
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 209 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Published: 12/21/2008 - Light Y. - Complete
Awkward Day by pandorasnotebook reviews
Awkward Day is the Cullen's favorite holiday when you add 'In my pants' or 'In bed' to the end of every sentence. Poor Edward. Oneshot!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,495 - Reviews: 400 - Favs: 476 - Follows: 71 - Published: 11/27/2008 - Complete
Eternal Devotion by Mail And Mihael Keehl reviews
Matt pretends to be deaf and mute from the get go. Even watching as the one he loves fall for another. Matt's POV. MattxMello. MelloxNear. Warning: adult language in later chapters!
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 10 - Words: 14,918 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 11/17/2008 - Published: 9/12/2008 - Matt, Mello - Complete
Don't Jump by The Orgasmic Uke reviews
Hikaru found a note that expressed Kaoru's true feelings but once Kaoru realized Hikaru found the note he runs. Now it's up to Hikaru to keep his twin from jumping. HikaruXKaoru. Twincest. Songfic.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,430 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 19 - Published: 9/10/2008 - [Hikaru H., Kaoru H.] - Complete
Random Death Note Drabbles by Welcome to Rapture reviews
Random drabbles from the Drabble Fic Generator. MelloxNear. Rated M for a reason.
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,047 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/2/2008 - Mello, Near - Complete
Cheese by Sagakure reviews
A short moment of Zero's childhood and Touga Yagari's teachings. This lesson covers the fact that vampires cannot swallow cheese. Includes a tiny bit of angst at little Ichiru skipping class.
Vampire Knight - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 606 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/8/2008 - Zero K., Toga Y. - Complete
Naughty or Nice? by pandorasnotebook reviews
The Cullens decide which of them are naughty and nice for the Christmas season.Oneshot goodness!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,366 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 132 - Follows: 15 - Published: 12/15/2007 - Complete
The Kana that could have been by Julie5 reviews
A oneshot about the way I would have liked the whole Kana thing to go down and a nasty surprise for Akito at the end. It felt good to write this. Please read and review flames welcome.
Fruits Basket - Rated: M - English - Drama/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,435 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 3 - Published: 4/30/2007 - Kana S., Akito S. - Complete
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20 Ways To Annoy Mello reviews
LAWL. Slashyness, MXNXM, Evil Vegetables, Mello-esque dogs, Trying to get Mello outta the closet and way more inside!
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 7,358 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 7/16/2009 - Published: 12/3/2008 - Mello
Photograpic Memory reviews
Relying on my photograhic memory'.....songfic, based on Near missing L and losing his memories along with his mind.
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 577 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 4/9/2009 - Near, L
Before The Mask reviews
What was Near like before his mask of emotionlessness? Things happened in his childhood, bad things....and it made him the blank, expressionless boy who then became the next L.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,333 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/29/2009 - Near - Complete
Leaving You reviews
Nightmares show Near false clarity, which could lead him into danger...MelloXNear-ish
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 756 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/15/2009 - Mello, Near - Complete
How To Dispatch A Stalker: The Kikyo Files reviews
Its OOC, its mad, its random, but GAWD, is it HILARIOUS! Kikyo lovers, dont read, kayy?
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 4,354 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 3/4/2009 - Published: 12/4/2008 - Kikyou
Don't Pull Away reviews
Sequel to 'I Think I'm Addicted' but it makes sense without reading it. MelloXNear yaoi cuteness!
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 772 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/29/2009 - Mello, Near - Complete
I Think I'm Addicted reviews
And Yonder Soft Phial, The Exquisite Blue, Sure To Taste Sweetly- Is That Poison Too? MelloXNear, sequel up!
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 922 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/28/2009 - Mello, Near - Complete
Snowfall reviews
The snow, the pure white, it was Mello's antidote. His purity. His alkali. For him, it meant love.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 859 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/27/2009 - Mello, Near - Complete
It's Not Who I Am reviews
When your family are all criminals, Kira hits hard. All-round criminal Jex is part of a gang, and her family are being killed all around her. Tell me if rating needs to go up-theres some blood,swearing,crime. Eventual pairing undecided, but its in there.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Crime - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,090 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 1/26/2009 - Published: 1/3/2009
Werewolf reviews
Just a random thing. One word said at the wrong time could obliterate the whole story of Twilight.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 227 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/12/2009 - Complete
Ice reviews
Yuki and Kyo are the two best ice-dancers the world has ever seen. Yuki is abused by Akito, Kyo is a lonely cursed neko. What will happen one fateful night when the two meet in the rink? KyoXYuki,ShiXAki,ToriXAya-attempted suicde, angsty...the usual X
Fruits Basket - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 12,641 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 12/31/2008 - Published: 11/15/2008 - Yuki S., Kyo S. - Complete
Ghost reviews
All it takes to remind someone of their humanity is the ghost of their former enemy/lover to appear before them. LXLight.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,840 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Published: 12/24/2008 - L, Light Y. - Complete
A Fruits Basket Chatroom reviews
Well, what can ya really say about something like this? If all the Fruits Basket people logged into a chatroom, things are bound to go wrong. Just read it and dont sue me for death-by-laughter.
Fruits Basket - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,303 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/23/2008 - Complete
What Goes On Behind Closed Doors reviews
Matsuda hears some dodgy sounds coming from the office where Raito and L are. Implied RaitoXL yaoi-ness. I needed a lil break from my serious stuff so i wrote a 1-paragraph thing. Enjoy!
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 219 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/2/2008 - Matsuda T. - Complete
The Unbreakable Vow reviews
A promise lasting through years of hatred. A vow that cannot be broken. Death strikes. Will they dare to follow? ---Tell me if the rating needs to go up, but i think teens can deal with suicide. Yaoi incident. R&R Please darlings!---
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,895 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 11/1/2008 - Published: 10/23/2008 - Mello, Near - Complete
Closets reviews
Light is hiding from L when things get a lil bit weird...R&R and enjoy! Oneshot but please say if you think i should make another story to explain this one!
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 934 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 10/14/2008 - Light Y. - Complete