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Author has written 2 stories for Ouran High School Host Club, and Shugo Chara!.

Hello everyone!! I would like you to meet my profile she loves Shugo Chara, Ouran High, Fruits Basket, Inuyasha ( A series I just started reading), and Mamotte Lollipop.

she enjoys Comedy, Romance and Action movies(mostly comedy)

she also enjoys watching TV shows like Heroes (Hiro is the best) Sonny with A Chance(Channy rules) and Whatever else is on.

her favorite authors include Meg Cabot, J.K. Rowling, and Stephiene Meyer

she's a YouTuber so I love watching funny videos (My current obsession has been College Humor). I love Smosh and NigaHiga too.

I am a novice novelist having only written 1 story but I hope you enjoy it anyway

So now you know a little bit about me and my profile so tell me about yourself(If you can)

I have enjoyed the writting process so far. The hardest thing for me is making a title. No matter what I come up with it never sounds like the perfect title. Making a title is hard. The best part is people reading your story. I feel so happy getting an e-mail saying someone favorited my video. You don't have to even leave a review and I still feel all warm inside

My Story Ouran High School Guardian Club current progress: Finished typing chapter 4 will begin writng chapter 5

>My current ideas for a new story:

SC-Shugo Chara OH-Ouran high Sonny-Sonny with a chance

SC:Amuto one-shot or full story

SC:Kukamu story(they're fun to think out and write for me)

OH: Tamaki and Haruhi

Sonny: Channy (Chad and Sonny)

I guess these are popular so I'm posting some of these in my profile. I stole these from Yuuki Narumi and other people

-If you think High School Musical was a crappy movie, copy this and paste it in your profile

92 percent of teenagers would die if Abercrombie and Fitch told them it wasn't cool to breathe. Put this in your profile if you would be part of the 8 percent laughing your butt off

-99.5 percent of teenagers and kids have a myspace and are literally addicted, if you are the 0.5 who thinks myspace is a dumb way to make friends,relationsips,etc. post this onto your profile.-A large percent of writers don't know the difference between "your" and "you're". If you're one of the ones who does know ands wants to slug them, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile.-If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever thought of someone and laughed, copy and paste this into your profile and add your name.

-If you ran up a down escalator copy this into your profile( never have but i really want to

-If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile.

-If you have OORFS (Over Obsessive Rabid Fangirl Syndrome) And proud of it, copy this and paste it in your profile

-If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile.

-If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

-If you've had at least two friends move far away from you...copy and paste this onto your profile.

-If you ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this to your profile

-If you have ever tripped down the stairs copy this into your profile.

-30 percent of kids go to college. The other 70 either drop-out or don't have the proper skills to. If you're on of the 30 percent that you know you're going to go to college, copy and paste this into your profile.

-98 percent of teenagers do or have tried smoking pot. If you're part of the 2 percent who hasn't, post this in your profile.

-My best friend is insane; if you agree or if you have an insane friend then copy this to your profile.

-If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.-If you love FANFICTION.NET, add your name and copy and paste this into your profile

-Eighty percent of Americans don't smoke. If you're one of that eighty percent, copy and paste this into your profile.
-If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile.

-If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.

-If you like stuffed animals/plushies despite that you are to old for them, copy and paste this into your profile.

-If you are weird, insane, crazy, odd, not-normal, a freak of nature, psychotic, random or anything similiar, copy this into your profile.

-If you think that those stupid kids should just give that poor Trix rabbit some Trix, copy this into your profile.

-If you are obsessed with anime, copy and paste this into your profile.

-If you think Kidzbop sucks, copy this and paste it in your profile

-If you realize that copying and pasting things into your profile is pointless, yet you do it anyways, copy and paste this into your profile.

-If you think Writer's Block blows (sucks), copy and paste this into your profile.

-If you have ever gotten high on sugar, copy and paste on your profile.

-If you believe that self-inserts deserve a fair and equal chance at being treated as nicely as other stories do, then copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you think Rock Paper Scissors solves everything, then put this in your profile!

-If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile.

-Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, then weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!

-If you hate those irritating mosquitoes giving you mosquito bites copy this in your profile.

-If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, add this to your profile

-If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile.

-If you ever wished you could talk to animals or be an animal, copy and paste this into your profile.

-If you believe that preps travel in packs then place this on your profile.

-If your friends are WEIRD (But not as weird as you) put this on your profile.

I posted these because they were funny XP

-I AM NOT CRAZY! My reality is just different than yours.-If you're hyper, like being hyper, and are hyper all the time, COPY THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE! (

-Almond chocolate milk tastes good. People call me crazy, but I'm just random! If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile!!-Boys are like slinkeys, useless, but fun to watch fall down the stairs.

-I don't suffer from insanity I enjoy every minute of it.

-I am worse than evil... I am the author!!

-People are boring; they are only amusing if you push them down a flight of stairs

-If you like being hyper, being random, being crazy, and showing off your awesominity, copy and paste this in your profile!~

-Come to the dark side. We have COOKIES!
-I don't obsess! I think intensely.

-Always forgive your enemies. Nothing annoys them more.

-Never knock on Death's door. Ring the doorbell and run away. He hates that.

-You're like my sister...half sister...weird kid that lives down the street that eats nothing but mayonnaise on Saltines?

-I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no way Paper can beat Rock. Is Paper supposed to "magically wrap around" Rock leaving it immobile? If so, why can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody! A rock would tear that crap up in two seconds. When I play rock/ paper/ scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my already clenched fist and say, "oh crap, I'm sorry, I thought paper would protect you!"

-'It's always in the last place you look' Well DUR! Because you stop looking after you find it! HELLO!

-Silence is golden; Duct tape is SILVER

-Candy is good for you. Why? Bouncing off walls is good excercise.

-It takes 47 muscles to frown, 17 to smile but it doesn't take any to sit there with a dumb look on your face.

-I agree with the dictionary. Girls before guys, partying before studying, and friends before love.

Stop the Pairing Wars!
By copying and pasting this in your profile, you vow to respect other pairings and the people that like them.
You shalt not insult them, explain why they can't be together, or say that they would rather be with someone else.
You shalt have your opinions but shalt not insult pairings.You shalt avoid them if you hate them.
You shalt keep an open mind about stories even if you despise the pairing.
You shalt paste this in your profile.

A Good friend and a Best Friend

A good friend will comfort you when he rejects you. A best friend will go up and ask him, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?"

A good friend will be there for you when he breaks up with you. A best friend will call him up and whisper, "Seven days..."

A good friend helps you up when you fall. A best friend keeps on walking saying, "Walk much, dumb ass?"

A good friend helps you find your prince. A best friend kidnaps him and brings him to you.

A good friend will ask you if you're okay when you're crying. A best friend will laugh at you and say, "Ha Ha, Loser!"

A good friend will offer you a soda. A best friend will dump theirs on you.

A good friend will sit at the side of the pool with you at that time of the month. A best friend will throw you a tampon and push you in.

A good friend gives you their umbrella in the rain. A best friend takes yours and says, "Run - beep - run!"

A good friend will help you move. A best friend will help you move the bodies.

A good friend will bail you out of jail. A best friend would be in the room next to you saying, "That was awesome! Let's do it again!"

A good friend has never seen you cry. A best friend won't tell anyone else that you cried...just laugh about it in private with you whenyou aren't down anymore.

A good friend asks you to write down your number. A best friend has you on speed dial.

A good friend will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing. A best friend will kick the whole crowds ass that left you.

A good friend knows a few things about you. A best friend could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story.

A good friend tells you she knows how you feel. A best friend just sits down and cries.

A good friend will ask you why you are crying. A best friend is someone who wont say anything when you cry for no reason, but will start sobbing too, just help you cry.

"Best friends through thick and thin!
If you cry, I cry,
If you laugh, I laugh,
If you fight, I got your back,
If you trip, I'll catch you when you fall,
If you jump off a bridge... Oh heck ,wait for me!"

Your chances of getting struck by lightning go up if you stand under a tree, shake your fist at the sky and yell "Storms Suck"

You say psycho like it's a bad thing!

When life gives you lemons, make apple juice, then sit back and let the world wonder how you did it

When life gives you lemons, throw them back and demand chocolate

When life gives you lemons, throw them at the mean people and hope it gets them in the eyes

If at first you don't succeed, burn all the evidence that you tried

The only reason I talk to myself is because I'm the only one whose answer I accept

Last night I was looking up at the stars when suddenly I wondered, "Dude, where the heck's my ceiling?"

Cheese will rule do not deny the truth

Everyday I think people can't get any stupider. Everyday I am proven horribly wrong

All sane people who worked here quit

Everything is funny as long as it's happening to some one else

One by one penguins steal my sanity, but since when have I been sane

I've been given sugar. Please use this time to prepare for the end of the world

What you call stupidity, I call selective understanding

It is better to dwell in the wilderness than with contentious and angry women

A vase is basically a flower torture device; you rip it from its home, put it in a small container and watch it die slowly

I will temporarily rule the world, forever

One bright day in the middle of the night two dead boys got up to fight. Back to back they faced each other, drew their swords and shot each other. Then a deaf policeman heard the noise and drew his gun and stabbed the boys. If you don't believe this lie is true, ask the blind man, he saw it too. And if you don't believe the blind, ask the deaf he heard it fine.

If you don't like the way I drive stay off the sidewalk!

A woman without a man is like a fish without a bicycle.

Your pen maybe mightier then the sword, but my keyboard can crush your crummy pen!

I tripped over a wireless phone!

You plus me equals knives and blood!

Randomness is an idiot's greatest gift!

"I’m here cuz Heaven wouldn’t take me, and hell was afraid I’d take over..."

"I shall hunt you to the ends of the Earth and roast your carcass over perdition's flames"

"I shall kill you at night, rip your head off and sell it on Ebay!"

"Run, boy, run. Run for your life. I'm a track star…"

"Mess with the best; Die like the rest!"

"Satan said my way of killing was too gory, wanna find out why?"

"No one ignores me and LIVES!

101 Ways to Annoy People

1. Sing the Batman theme incessantly.
2. In the memo field of all your checks, write "for sensual massage."
3. Specify that your drive-through order is "to go."
4. Learn Morse code, and have conversations with friends in public consisting entirely of "Beeeep Bip Bip Beeep Bip..."
5. If you have a glass eye, tap on it occasionally with your pen while talking to others.
6. Amuse yourself for endless hours by hooking a camcorder to your TV and then pointing it at the screen.
7. Speak only in a "robot" voice.
8. Push all the flat Lego pieces together tightly.
9. Start each meal by conspicuously licking all your food, and announce that this is so no one will "swipe your grub".
10. Leave the copy machine set to reduce 200, extra dark, 17 inch paper, 98 copies.
11. Stomp on little plastic ketchup packets.
12. Sniffle incessantly.
13. Leave your turn signal on for fifty miles.
14. Name your dog "Dog".
15. Insist on keeping your car windshield wipers running in all weather conditions "to keep them tuned up."
16. Reply to everything someone says with "that's what YOU think."
17. Claim that you must always wear a bicycle helmet as part of your "astronaut training."
18. Declare your apartment an independent nation, and sue your neighbors upstairs for "violating your airspace".
19. Forget the punch line to a long joke, but assure the listener it was a "real hoot."
20. Follow a few paces behind someone, spraying everything they touch with Lysol.
21. Practice making fax and modem noises.
22. Highlight irrelevant information in scientific papers and "cc:" them to your boss.
23. Make beeping noises when a large person backs up.
24. Invent nonsense computer jargon in conversations, and see if people play along to avoid the appearance of ignorance.
25. Erect an elaborate network of ropes in your backyard, and tell the neighbors you are a "spider person."
26. Finish all your sentences with the words "in accordance with the prophesy."
27. Wear a special hip holster for your remote control.
28. Do not add any inflection to the end of your sentences, producing awkward silences with the impression that you'll be saying more any moment.
29. Signal that a conversation is over by clamping your hands over your ears.
30. Disassemble your pen and "accidentally" flip the ink cartridge across the room.
31. Give a play-by-play account of a person’s every action in a nasal Howard Cosell voice.
32. Holler random numbers while someone is counting.
33. Adjust the tint on your TV so that all the people are green, and insist to others that you "like it that way."
34. Drum on every available surface.
35. Staple papers in the middle of the page.
36. Ask 1-800 operators for dates.
37. Produce a rental video consisting entirely of dire FBI copyright warnings.
38. Sew anti-theft detector strips into people’s backpacks.
39. Hide dairy products in inaccessible places.
40. Write the surprise ending to a novel on its first page.
41. Set alarms for random times.
42. Order a side of pork rinds with your filet mignon.
43. Instead of Gallo, serve Night Train next Thanksgiving.
44. Publicly investigate just how slowly you can make a "croaking" noise.
45. Honk and wave to strangers.
46. Dress only in clothes colored Hunters Orange.
47. Change channels five minutes before the end of every show.
48. Tape pieces of "Sweating to the Oldies" over climactic parts of rental movies.
49. Wear your pants backwards.
50. Decline to be seated at a restaurant, and simply eat their complimentary mints by the cash register.
51. Begin all your sentences with "ooh la la!"
53. only type in lowercase.
54. dont use any punctuation either
55. Buy a large quantity of orange traffic cones and reroute whole streets.
56. Pay for your dinner with pennies.
57. Tie jingle bells to all your clothes.
58. Repeat everything someone says, as a question.
59. Write "X - BURIED TREASURE" in random spots on all of someone's roadmaps.
60. Inform everyone you meet of your personal Kennedy assassination/UFO/ O.J Simpson conspiracy theories.
61. Repeat the following conversation a dozen times: "Do you hear that?" "What?" "Never mind, it’s gone now."
62. Light road flares on a birthday cake.
63. Wander around a restaurant, asking other diners for their parsley.
64. Leave tips in Bolivian currency.
65. Demand that everyone address you as "Conquistador."
66. At the Laundromat, use one dryer for each of your socks.
67. When Christmas caroling, sing "Jingle Bells, Batman smells" until physically restrained.
68. Wear a cape that says "Magnificent One."
69. As much as possible, skip rather than walk.
70. Stand over someone's shoulder, mumbling, as they read.
71. Pretend your computer's mouse is a CB radio, and talk to it.
72. Try playing the William Tell Overture by tapping on the bottom of your chin. When nearly done, announce "no, wait, I messed it up," and repeat.
73. Drive half a block.
74. Inform others that they exist only in your imagination.
75. Ask people what gender they are.
76. Lick the filling out of all the Oreos, and place the cookie parts back.
77. Cultivate a Norwegian accent. Affect a Southern drawl, if Norwegian.
78. Routinely handcuff yourself to furniture, informing the curious that you don't want to fall off "in case the big one comes".
79. Deliberately hum songs that will remain lodged in co-workers brains, such as "Feliz Navidad", the Archies "Sugar" or the Mr. Rogers theme song.
80. While making presentations, occasionally bob your head, like a parakeet.
81. Lie obviously about trivial things such as the time of day.
82. Leave your Christmas lights up and lit until September.
83. Change your name to "AaJohn Aaaaasmith" for the great glory of being first in the phone book. Claim it's a Hawaiian name, and demand that people pronounce each "a."
84. Sit in your front yard pointing a hair dryer at passing cars to see if they slow down.
85. Chew on pens that you've borrowed.
86. Wear a LOT of cologne.
87. Listen to 33rpm records at 45rpm speed, and claim the faster speed is necessary because of your "superior mental processing."
88. Sing along at the opera.
89. Mow your lawn with scissors.
90. At a golf tournament, chant "swing-batabatabata-suhWING-batter!"
91. Ask the waitress for an extra seat for your "imaginary friend."
92. Go to a poetry recital and ask why each poem doesn't rhyme.
93. Ask your co-workers mysterious questions, and then scribble their answers in a notebook. Mutter something about "psychological profiles."
94. Stare at static on the TV and claim you can see a "magic picture."
95. Select the same song on the jukebox fifty times.
96. Never make eye contact.
97. Never break eye contact.
98. Construct elaborate "crop circles" in your front lawn.
99. Construct your own pretend "tricorder," and "scan" people with it, announcing the results.
100. Make appointments for the 31st of September.
101. Invite lots of people to other people's parties

50 Funny Things to Do in an Elevator

1. Make race car noises when anyone gets on or off.
2. Blow your nose and offer to show the contents of your tissue to other passengers.
3. Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering, "Shut up, dammit, all of you just shut UP!"
4. Whistle the first seven notes of ''It''s a Small World'' incessantly.
5. Sell Girl Scout cookies.
6. On a long ride, crash from side to side as if you''re on rough seas.
7. Shave. (Especially if you're a woman.)
8. Crack open your briefcase or purse, and while peering inside, ask: "Got enough air in there?"
9. Offer name tags to everyone getting on the elevator. Wear yours upside-down.
10. Stand silent and motionless in the corner, facing the wall, without getting off.
11. When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act embarrassed when they open by themselves.
12. Lean over to another passenger and whisper: "Noogie patrol coming!"
13. Greet everyone getting on the elevator with a warm handshake and ask them to call you, "Admiral".
14. One word: Flatulence!
15. On the highest floor, hold the door open and demand that it stay open until you hear the penny you dropped down the shaft go "plink" at the bottom.
16. Do Tai Chi exercises.
17. Stare, grinning, at another passenger for a while, and then announce, "I''ve got new socks on!"
18. When at least 8 people have boarded, moan from the back, "Oh, not now. Damn motion sickness!"
19. Give religious literature to each passenger.
20. Meow occasionally.
21. Bet the other passengers you can fit a quarter in your nose.
22. Frown and mutter "Gotta go, gotta go," then sigh and say, "oops!"
23. Show other passengers a wound and ask if it looks infected.
24. Sing, "Mary Had a Little Lamb," while continually pushing buttons.
25. Holler, "Chutes away!" whenever the elevator descends.
26. Walk on with a cooler that says "human head" on the side.
27. Stare at another passenger for a while, then announce, "You''re one of THEM!" and move to the far corner of the elevator.
28. Burp, and then say "Mmmm...tasty!"
29. Leave a box between the doors.
30. Ask each passenger getting on if you can push the button for them.
31. Wear a puppet on your hand and make it talk to the other passengers.
32. Start a sing-along.
33. When the elevator is silent, look around and ask, "Is that your beeper?"
34. Play the harmonica.
35. Stop at every floor, run off the elevator, then run back on.
36. Say, "Ding!" at each floor.
37. Lean against the button panel.
38. Say, "I wonder what all these do," and push the red buttons.
39. Listen to the elevator walls with a stethoscope.
40. Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers that this is your "personal space".
41. Bring a chair along.
42. Take a bite of a sandwich and ask another passenger: "Wanna see wha in muh mouf?"
43. Blow spit bubbles.
44. Pull your gum out of your mouth in long strings.
45. Announce in a demonic voice: "I must find a more suitable host body."
46. Carry a blanket and clutch it protectively.
47. Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.
48. Wear "X-Ray Specs" and leer suggestively at other passengers.
49. Stare at your thumb and say, "I think it''s getting larger."
50. If anyone brushes against you, recoil and holler, "Bad touch!"

98 of the internet population has a Myspace. If you're part of the 2 that can resist stupid fads, copy and paste this into your profile.

if you love rain, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you're one of those people who get excited when you see just two reviews, paste this into your profile

If you ever felt like just running somewhere, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, add this to your profile

If you like being utterly random copy and paste this on your profile

If you have ever laughed so hard you either choked, hyperventalated, had your sides cramp, or all of the above copy and paste this on your profile

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this on your profile

If you can't walk up or down stairs without looking at them, copy and paste this into your profile

If you have ever been amazed at how much someones proflie was exactly like yours, then found out you were reading your own profile, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have been hit in the face with a ball and started laughing copy this on your profile

If you have ever crashed into a wall while sugar high copy and paste this on your profile


'It is only fair to warn you that I am practiced in the ancient art of origami. Beware my paper swan

'There comes a time in every person's life where they want to do nothing more than to throw their hands up in the air, screw honesty, and yell, "Pirate!"

Its at times like this i see why i need to make a list of people who need to die

Even if the voices aren't real, they have some good ideas.

A wise man once said, "Ask a girl."

When in doubt, push random buttons!

There are three kinds of people. Those who learn by reading, a few who learn by observation, and the rest who have to test the electric fence for themselves.

They say guns don't kill people; people do. Well, I think guns help. I mean, if you just stood there and yelled 'BANG!' I don't think you'd kill many people...

You know, you do this annoying thing where you open your mouth and then these things you call words come out. Yeah like that. Stop it

It's ok to argue with two characters on your shoulders.

Writing isn't a career, it's more of a mental illness.

Anything thrown hard enough should hurt.

Some say the glass is half full, some say it's half empty, I say, "Are you gonna drink that?"

All people have the right to stupidity but some people abuse the privilege.

When I was born, I was so shocked that I didn't talk for a year and a half.

If you don't like the way I drive, stay off the sidewalk.

I used to have super powers, but then my therapist took them away.

There are 3 kinds of people, those who make it happen, those who watch it happen and those who don't know what the hell is happening.

Don't you wish there were a knob on the TV to turn up the intelligence? There's one marked "Brightness," but it doesn't work.

Money can't buy happiness, but poverty can't buy ANYTHING.

That which does not kill me had better run pretty damn fast.

Nothing travels faster than light, with the possible exception of bad news, which follows its own rules

MENtal pain, MENtal anxiety, MENstrual cramps, MENopause... all our problems start with men!

When life gives you mayonnaise... throw it back and say, "B!TCH I ASKED FOR LEMONS!!"

FUNNY PACKAGING THINGS: ( from gina3739)and then stolen from safeara1234

This only proves how stupid we really are: This is junk of labels-

On a Myer hairdryer:
"Do not use while sleeping."

On a bag of
"You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details

On a bar of Palmolive soap:
"Directions: Use like regular soap."

On some frozen dinners:
"Serving suggestion: Defrost."

On Nanna's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom):
"Do not turn upside down".

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding:
"Product will be hot after heating".

On packaging for a K-Mart iron:
"Do not iron clothes on body."

On Boot's Children Cough Medicine:
"Do not drive a car or operate machinery after
taking this medication."

On Nytol Sleep Aid:
"Warning: May cause

On most brands of Christmas lights:
"For indoor or outdoor use only."

On a Japanese food processor:
"Not to be used for the other use."

On packet of Nobbys'
"Warning: contains nuts."

On an American Airlines packet of nuts:
"Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts."

On a child's superman costume:
"Wearing of this garment does not enable
you to fly".

On a Swedish chainsaw:
"Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands."

On a package of pasta after the cooking insturctions:
"Put on fork and eat."

On artificial bacon:

"Real artificial bacon bits".

Things to do at Walmart

1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking.

2. Set all the alarm clocks in Electronics to go off at 5-minute intervals.

3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.

4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone,
" 'Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens.

5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.

6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.

8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask,
"Why can't you people just leave me alone?"

9. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.

10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.

11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.

12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels.

13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through,
say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"

14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream..
"NO! NO! It's those voices again!"

15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!

16. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting "pikachu, I choose you!"

17. Throw skittles at people and yell, "Taste the rainbow!'

18. Go the toy section, get a light-saber and start challaging people to a jedi match.

19. Follow a random person and if they turn and ask why are you following me yell, "No I won't have sex with you!"

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All I have by Strawberry-Tina reviews
Kazune has to go to England for some time, because he wants to investigate about their future. Karin is missing him terribly. As a comfort she lets her close friend, Kuga Jin, stay over some time later. What happens when someone unexpected bursts in? KxK
Kamichama Karin - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 10,285 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 4/22/2013 - Published: 8/2/2008 - Karin, Kazune - Complete
Titans Next Door by DarthWill3 reviews
The Joker and Harley Quinn lead 5 of the Teen Titans' adversaries and are attacking KND and their enemies. Sector V and the Titans must work together if they're to uncover and halt the Joker's plot. Includes 2x5, 3x4, JxH, RxS, and more! R&R, please.
Crossover - Codename: Kids Next Door & Teen Titans - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 11,456 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 5/31/2011 - Published: 8/3/2009
Destiny's Child by TheMightyErrg reviews
The planet Tamaran is locked in a futile war with the Gordainians. Close to annilhation, a miricale. Saved by an unknown race. But they want something. The Princess! AU TTxJLU Multi pairings
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 64,575 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 11/10/2009 - Published: 9/5/2008 - Starfire, Robin
The Triangle Buisness by tamaranean-royalty reviews
Richard Grayson seems to have it all. A girlfriend. A mansion. A loving foster father. That seems to be the case untill he finds something he cant have. Someone who is right infront of him. --- TRIANGLE FUN --- UPDATE AFTER CHRISTMAS ---
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,753 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 10/5/2009 - Published: 9/9/2009 - Starfire, Robin
Goddess Kisses by MewCuxie12 reviews
Valentine's day is coming and our favortite god heroes are SO not prepared! They are trying to figure out their feelings for each other in time for this special holiday. But once they do...what are they gonna do about them? R&R!
Kamichama Karin - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 30,311 - Reviews: 249 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 9/28/2009 - Published: 12/7/2007 - Karin, Kazune - Complete
Knight VS Prince by TotallyR-S101 reviews
Isn't weird that in some stories a prince saves the princess and in others a knight does. Well I wonder who would win that Princess, The knight or Prince? What if the Princess was Starfire and the Knight was Robin, but who's the prince? Rob/Star ENJOY!
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,559 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 5/2/2009 - Published: 1/20/2009 - Starfire, Robin
Phobia by GabyGabri reviews
When a new villain arrives and uses their power to lock the Titans in an inner battle, they must face their greatest fear in order to survive. But why is this villain attacking the Titans? And with their own lives on the line, can they save themselves?
Teen Titans - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 8 - Words: 21,238 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 4/27/2009 - Published: 2/1/2009 - Robin, Starfire - Complete
The love by FallingHopes reviews
This is a random fanfic , KukaiXAmu . Its also my first fanfic so be kind ! :D Its about the two of them thinking about each other constantly & yet doesn't know .
Shugo Chara! - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,772 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 12/24/2008 - Published: 12/12/2008 - Amu H., Kūkai S.
A Hesitant Heart by Xylophic reviews
Shugo Chara! - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,210 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 11/6/2008 - Published: 10/6/2008 - Amu H.
The Blue and Yellow Egg! by XxIchigomewxX reviews
Amu has an eventful day with the Pervy Ikuto that we all know and love but. Will she chose Ikuto Or Tadase? And What Does This Mysterious Egg Have To Do With Anything? And Why am I still Talking! Read to find out! Includes Amuto/Tadamu First Fan Fic!
Shugo Chara! - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,834 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 10/8/2008 - Published: 10/2/2008 - Ikuto T., Amu H.
My Pink Kitten by SmilingArtist reviews
Ikuto is sick of Amu’s attention always being drawn towards Tadase so he decides to do something about it. -Amuto-
Shugo Chara! - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,922 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 10/3/2008 - Published: 10/1/2008 - Amu H., Ikuto T.
Photographic Memories by Skylark Aincrad reviews
Shugo Chara! - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,395 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 5/1/2008 - Published: 4/27/2008 - Amu H., Kūkai S.
The Titan Chronicles, Episode III: Thresholding by CidGregor reviews
RobStar, minor BBTerra. A terrible misunderstanding puts Tamaran and Earth at the brink of war. But when the Gordanians make a bid to conquer Earth, only a royal marriage can forge peace between Earth and Tamaran in time to defeat the invaders...
Teen Titans - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 104,324 - Reviews: 582 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 111 - Updated: 6/9/2007 - Published: 8/14/2005 - Robin, Starfire
Stranded by StarryTian reviews
Here's what would've happened if Stranded was rewritten by me... Hah, let's watch Robin suffer all over again... with some extra fluff! RobinxStarfire [oneshot]
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,142 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 6 - Published: 11/13/2005 - Starfire, Robin - Complete
My Alternate Ending for: Stranded by xNelox reviews
This is what I think should have happened if Robin and Star weren't interrupted. R&R RObXSTARA cute little ONESHOT
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,089 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 11/12/2005 - Published: 11/2/2005 - Starfire, Robin - Complete
Why Don't You Kiss Her by EmbracingRain reviews
[songfic]Robin thinks about what he said to Starfire after being stranded. [oneshot][RobStar]Don't like, don't read. Read and Respond please! No flames! Rated just to be safe and for a couple of words.
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,333 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/26/2005 - Robin, Starfire - Complete
Stranded Aftermath: Girlfriend? by Princess Starfire of Tamaran reviews
So... exactly what are we again? Poor Robin, I have no idea. But Cyborg knows! We won't ask him though. We'll figure it out on our own. RS after Stranded ONESHOT
Teen Titans - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,817 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 7 - Published: 6/12/2005 - Robin, Starfire - Complete
My Existence by Crystalist reviews
Set after Stranded After returning to earth, Starfire realized he never did answer her question Am I your girlfriend?
Teen Titans - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 606 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/12/2005 - Starfire, Robin
Robin’s Manual by eventidespirit reviews
very slight “Stranded” spoilers When Starfire asks Robin about a manual on earth boys, Robin provides her not only with guidance, but a most satisfactory learning experience. oneshot RobStar fluff
Teen Titans - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,608 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/14/2005 - Starfire, Robin - Complete
Fractured Heart by RySenkari reviews
Starfire presents Robin with a gift to express her true love, but Robin, distracted by his heroic duties, turns it away. Starfire is badly distraught, and the arrival of a terrible villain at Titans Tower only makes it worse...
Teen Titans - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,578 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 17 - Published: 4/21/2005 - Starfire, Robin - Complete
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A Lawyer's Heart reviews
Sequel to Ouran High School guardian club. This one has more of a focus on Haruhi. Haruhi is trying to find her true self among it all. Haruhix Tamaki. May have Amuto, not sure. Some other crossover pairings too.
Crossover - Ouran High School Host Club & Shugo Chara! - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 5,816 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 6/13/2011 - Published: 7/6/2009 - Haruhi F. - Complete
Ouran High School Guardian Club reviews
Amu is transferred to Ouran High, a prestigous school, and meets the host club. Will they be able to help Amu and the Guardians defeat Easter? My first story so it might stink a little
Crossover - Ouran High School Host Club & Shugo Chara! - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 15,295 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 8/25/2009 - Published: 4/11/2009 - Complete