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Author has written 2 stories for Ouran High School Host Club, and Shugo Chara!.
Hello everyone!! I would like you to meet my profile she loves Shugo Chara, Ouran High, Fruits Basket, Inuyasha ( A series I just started reading), and Mamotte Lollipop.
she enjoys Comedy, Romance and Action movies(mostly comedy)
she also enjoys watching TV shows like Heroes (Hiro is the best) Sonny with A Chance(Channy rules) and Whatever else is on.
her favorite authors include Meg Cabot, J.K. Rowling, and Stephiene Meyer
she's a YouTuber so I love watching funny videos (My current obsession has been College Humor). I love Smosh and NigaHiga too.
I am a novice novelist having only written 1 story but I hope you enjoy it anyway
So now you know a little bit about me and my profile so tell me about yourself(If you can)
I have enjoyed the writting process so far. The hardest thing for me is making a title. No matter what I come up with it never sounds like the perfect title. Making a title is hard. The best part is people reading your story. I feel so happy getting an e-mail saying someone favorited my video. You don't have to even leave a review and I still feel all warm inside
My Story Ouran High School Guardian Club current progress: Finished typing chapter 4 will begin writng chapter 5
>My current ideas for a new story:
SC-Shugo Chara OH-Ouran high Sonny-Sonny with a chance
SC:Amuto one-shot or full story
SC:Kukamu story(they're fun to think out and write for me)
OH: Tamaki and Haruhi
Sonny: Channy (Chad and Sonny)
I guess these are popular so I'm posting some of these in my profile. I stole these from Yuuki Narumi and other people
-If you think High School Musical was a crappy movie, copy this and paste it in your profile
92 percent of teenagers would die if Abercrombie and Fitch told them it wasn't cool to breathe. Put this in your profile if you would be part of the 8 percent laughing your butt off
-99.5 percent of teenagers and kids have a myspace and are literally addicted, if you are the 0.5 who thinks myspace is a dumb way to make friends,relationsips,etc. post this onto your profile.-A large percent of writers don't know the difference between "your" and "you're". If you're one of the ones who does know ands wants to slug them, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile.-If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever thought of someone and laughed, copy and paste this into your profile and add your name.
-If you ran up a down escalator copy this into your profile( never have but i really want to
-If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile.
-If you have OORFS (Over Obsessive Rabid Fangirl Syndrome) And proud of it, copy this and paste it in your profile
-If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile.
-If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.
-If you've had at least two friends move far away from you...copy and paste this onto your profile.
-If you ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this to your profile
-If you have ever tripped down the stairs copy this into your profile.
-30 percent of kids go to college. The other 70 either drop-out or don't have the proper skills to. If you're on of the 30 percent that you know you're going to go to college, copy and paste this into your profile.
-98 percent of teenagers do or have tried smoking pot. If you're part of the 2 percent who hasn't, post this in your profile.
-My best friend is insane; if you agree or if you have an insane friend then copy this to your profile.
-If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.-If you love FANFICTION.NET, add your name and copy and paste this into your profile
-Eighty percent of Americans don't smoke. If you're one of that eighty percent, copy and paste this into your profile.
-If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.
-If you like stuffed animals/plushies despite that you are to old for them, copy and paste this into your profile.
-If you are weird, insane, crazy, odd, not-normal, a freak of nature, psychotic, random or anything similiar, copy this into your profile.
-If you think that those stupid kids should just give that poor Trix rabbit some Trix, copy this into your profile.
-If you are obsessed with anime, copy and paste this into your profile.
-If you think Kidzbop sucks, copy this and paste it in your profile
-If you realize that copying and pasting things into your profile is pointless, yet you do it anyways, copy and paste this into your profile.
-If you think Writer's Block blows (sucks), copy and paste this into your profile.
-If you have ever gotten high on sugar, copy and paste on your profile.
-If you believe that self-inserts deserve a fair and equal chance at being treated as nicely as other stories do, then copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you think Rock Paper Scissors solves everything, then put this in your profile!
-If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile.
-Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, then weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!
-If you hate those irritating mosquitoes giving you mosquito bites copy this in your profile.
-If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, add this to your profile
-If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile.
-If you ever wished you could talk to animals or be an animal, copy and paste this into your profile.
-If you believe that preps travel in packs then place this on your profile.
-If your friends are WEIRD (But not as weird as you) put this on your profile.
I posted these because they were funny XP
-I AM NOT CRAZY! My reality is just different than yours.-If you're hyper, like being hyper, and are hyper all the time, COPY THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE! (
-Almond chocolate milk tastes good. People call me crazy, but I'm just random! If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile!!-Boys are like slinkeys, useless, but fun to watch fall down the stairs.
-I don't suffer from insanity I enjoy every minute of it.
-I am worse than evil... I am the author!!
-People are boring; they are only amusing if you push them down a flight of stairs
-If you like being hyper, being random, being crazy, and showing off your awesominity, copy and paste this in your profile!~
-Come to the dark side. We have COOKIES!
-Always forgive your enemies. Nothing annoys them more.
-Never knock on Death's door. Ring the doorbell and run away. He hates that.
-You're like my sister...half sister...weird kid that lives down the street that eats nothing but mayonnaise on Saltines?
-I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no way Paper can beat Rock. Is Paper supposed to "magically wrap around" Rock leaving it immobile? If so, why can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody! A rock would tear that crap up in two seconds. When I play rock/ paper/ scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my already clenched fist and say, "oh crap, I'm sorry, I thought paper would protect you!"
-'It's always in the last place you look' Well DUR! Because you stop looking after you find it! HELLO!
-Silence is golden; Duct tape is SILVER
-Candy is good for you. Why? Bouncing off walls is good excercise.
-It takes 47 muscles to frown, 17 to smile but it doesn't take any to sit there with a dumb look on your face.
-I agree with the dictionary. Girls before guys, partying before studying, and friends before love.
Stop the Pairing Wars!
A Good friend and a Best Friend
A good friend will comfort you when he rejects you. A best friend will go up and ask him, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?"
A good friend will be there for you when he breaks up with you. A best friend will call him up and whisper, "Seven days..."
A good friend helps you up when you fall. A best friend keeps on walking saying, "Walk much, dumb ass?"
A good friend helps you find your prince. A best friend kidnaps him and brings him to you.
A good friend will ask you if you're okay when you're crying. A best friend will laugh at you and say, "Ha Ha, Loser!"
A good friend will offer you a soda. A best friend will dump theirs on you.
A good friend will sit at the side of the pool with you at that time of the month. A best friend will throw you a tampon and push you in.
A good friend gives you their umbrella in the rain. A best friend takes yours and says, "Run - beep - run!"
A good friend will help you move. A best friend will help you move the bodies.
A good friend will bail you out of jail. A best friend would be in the room next to you saying, "That was awesome! Let's do it again!"
A good friend has never seen you cry. A best friend won't tell anyone else that you cried...just laugh about it in private with you whenyou aren't down anymore.
A good friend asks you to write down your number. A best friend has you on speed dial.
A good friend will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing. A best friend will kick the whole crowds ass that left you.
A good friend knows a few things about you. A best friend could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story.
A good friend tells you she knows how you feel. A best friend just sits down and cries.
A good friend will ask you why you are crying. A best friend is someone who wont say anything when you cry for no reason, but will start sobbing too, just help you cry.
"Best friends through thick and thin!
Your chances of getting struck by lightning go up if you stand under a tree, shake your fist at the sky and yell "Storms Suck"
You say psycho like it's a bad thing!
When life gives you lemons, make apple juice, then sit back and let the world wonder how you did it
When life gives you lemons, throw them back and demand chocolate
When life gives you lemons, throw them at the mean people and hope it gets them in the eyes
If at first you don't succeed, burn all the evidence that you tried
The only reason I talk to myself is because I'm the only one whose answer I accept
Last night I was looking up at the stars when suddenly I wondered, "Dude, where the heck's my ceiling?"
Cheese will rule do not deny the truth
Everyday I think people can't get any stupider. Everyday I am proven horribly wrong
All sane people who worked here quit
Everything is funny as long as it's happening to some one else
One by one penguins steal my sanity, but since when have I been sane
I've been given sugar. Please use this time to prepare for the end of the world
What you call stupidity, I call selective understanding
It is better to dwell in the wilderness than with contentious and angry women
A vase is basically a flower torture device; you rip it from its home, put it in a small container and watch it die slowly
I will temporarily rule the world, forever
One bright day in the middle of the night two dead boys got up to fight. Back to back they faced each other, drew their swords and shot each other. Then a deaf policeman heard the noise and drew his gun and stabbed the boys. If you don't believe this lie is true, ask the blind man, he saw it too. And if you don't believe the blind, ask the deaf he heard it fine.
If you don't like the way I drive stay off the sidewalk!
A woman without a man is like a fish without a bicycle.
Your pen maybe mightier then the sword, but my keyboard can crush your crummy pen!
I tripped over a wireless phone!
You plus me equals knives and blood!
Randomness is an idiot's greatest gift!
"I’m here cuz Heaven wouldn’t take me, and hell was afraid I’d take over..."
"I shall hunt you to the ends of the Earth and roast your carcass over perdition's flames"
"I shall kill you at night, rip your head off and sell it on Ebay!"
"Run, boy, run. Run for your life. I'm a track star…"
"Mess with the best; Die like the rest!"
"Satan said my way of killing was too gory, wanna find out why?"
"No one ignores me and LIVES!
101 Ways to Annoy People
1. Sing the Batman theme incessantly.
50 Funny Things to Do in an Elevator
1. Make race car noises when anyone gets on or off.
98 of the internet population has a Myspace. If you're part of the 2 that can resist stupid fads, copy and paste this into your profile.
if you love rain, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you're one of those people who get excited when you see just two reviews, paste this into your profile
If you ever felt like just running somewhere, copy this into your profile.
If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, add this to your profile
If you like being utterly random copy and paste this on your profile
If you have ever laughed so hard you either choked, hyperventalated, had your sides cramp, or all of the above copy and paste this on your profile
If you have your own little world, copy and paste this on your profile
If you can't walk up or down stairs without looking at them, copy and paste this into your profile
If you have ever been amazed at how much someones proflie was exactly like yours, then found out you were reading your own profile, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have been hit in the face with a ball and started laughing copy this on your profile
If you have ever crashed into a wall while sugar high copy and paste this on your profile
'It is only fair to warn you that I am practiced in the ancient art of origami. Beware my paper swan
'There comes a time in every person's life where they want to do nothing more than to throw their hands up in the air, screw honesty, and yell, "Pirate!"
Its at times like this i see why i need to make a list of people who need to die
Even if the voices aren't real, they have some good ideas.
A wise man once said, "Ask a girl."
When in doubt, push random buttons!
There are three kinds of people. Those who learn by reading, a few who learn by observation, and the rest who have to test the electric fence for themselves.
They say guns don't kill people; people do. Well, I think guns help. I mean, if you just stood there and yelled 'BANG!' I don't think you'd kill many people...
You know, you do this annoying thing where you open your mouth and then these things you call words come out. Yeah like that. Stop it
It's ok to argue with two characters on your shoulders.
Writing isn't a career, it's more of a mental illness.
Anything thrown hard enough should hurt.
Some say the glass is half full, some say it's half empty, I say, "Are you gonna drink that?"
All people have the right to stupidity but some people abuse the privilege.
When I was born, I was so shocked that I didn't talk for a year and a half.
If you don't like the way I drive, stay off the sidewalk.
I used to have super powers, but then my therapist took them away.
There are 3 kinds of people, those who make it happen, those who watch it happen and those who don't know what the hell is happening.
Don't you wish there were a knob on the TV to turn up the intelligence? There's one marked "Brightness," but it doesn't work.
Money can't buy happiness, but poverty can't buy ANYTHING.
That which does not kill me had better run pretty damn fast.
Nothing travels faster than light, with the possible exception of bad news, which follows its own rules
MENtal pain, MENtal anxiety, MENstrual cramps, MENopause... all our problems start with men!
When life gives you mayonnaise... throw it back and say, "B!TCH I ASKED FOR LEMONS!!"
FUNNY PACKAGING THINGS: ( from gina3739)and then stolen from safeara1234
This only proves how stupid we really are: This is junk of labels-
On a Myer hairdryer:
On a bag of
On a bar of Palmolive soap:
On some frozen dinners:
On Nanna's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom):
On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding:
On packaging for a K-Mart iron:
On Boot's Children Cough Medicine:
On Nytol Sleep Aid:
On most brands of Christmas lights:
On a Japanese food processor:
On packet of Nobbys'
On an American Airlines packet of nuts:
On a child's superman costume:
On a Swedish chainsaw:
On a package of pasta after the cooking insturctions:
On artificial bacon:
"Real artificial bacon bits".
Things to do at Walmart
1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking.
2. Set all the alarm clocks in Electronics to go off at 5-minute intervals.
3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.
4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone,
5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.
6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.
7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.
8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask,
9. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.
10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.
11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.
12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels.
13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through,
14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream..
15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!
16. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting "pikachu, I choose you!"
17. Throw skittles at people and yell, "Taste the rainbow!'
18. Go the toy section, get a light-saber and start challaging people to a jedi match.
19. Follow a random person and if they turn and ask why are you following me yell, "No I won't have sex with you!"