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Joined 09-08-08, id: 1688739, Profile Updated: 06-01-10
Author has written 3 stories for Vampire Knight, and Naruto.

hello there. my names Brandi but everyone calls me Andi (please don't ask why. i'm not even sure)

GINGER AND PROUD OF IT, until i get sunburnt :'( my eyes change colour. green/grey/silveryblue. we dont know why...

i am 19. aka, in college. bio/history major with a psych minor (can't wait to comp.) more time on my hands than i thought...

i make words up all the time. i may have also invented my own language by mistake.

i am, without a doubt, the biggest nerd you'll ever meet. but at least i'm a fun nerd. i'm more of a guy than a girl sometimes, though i have found myself pulling super girly moments.

i used to be that weird little emo/punk kid with all the strange hair colours and the 'i-hate-you-all' attitude. i get ya kiddo. now im just happy being me, hippie skirts tattoos and all.

oh ya, i wish i was a hippie in the 60's. you can guess what that means.

5 tattoos and counting. used to have my tongue pierced but i got my wisdom teeth out and bleh.

my cat is my life, for now. she hates me though.

i want to be a vet when im all growed up. yes, i do like to fuck myself a lot, in case you're wondering.

i have like a million short stories i've written but none of them are fan fics. or on the internet. if i ever get time i'm gonna do something with them. dunno what yet.

i can't stay focused which is why everything i write is random or not finished. i currently am working on 3 stories for that reason.

i will easily contradict myself at least 20 times in one paragraph. its because i'm a walking contradiction. i do one thing then say the opposite. drives mah friends nuts :)

i handle criticism quite well. i actually love it. it makes me feel like i'm not wasting all my time (even the mean ones). so please criticize me.

my sense of humour is making fun of you. dont take it too hard though. i really am joking. don't take me seriously, ever.

"From birth to age eighteen, a girl needs good parents. From eighteen to thirty-five she needs good looks. From thirty-five to fifty-five, she needs a good personality. From fifty-five on, she needs good cash." -Sophie Tucker

be shallow. its harder to drown

Bite by Mahi-Mahi reviews
[AU] Few creatures of the night have captured our imagination like Vampires. What explains our enduring fascination with Vampires? Is it the over tellings of sexual lust, power, control? ItaSaku, Oneshot...darkness ensues...
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 15,508 - Reviews: 212 - Favs: 504 - Follows: 95 - Published: 12/3/2006 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
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City reviews
AU oneshot...A young woman ponders over her life on the eve of her revolution. songfic based off Hollywood Undead
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,258 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/6/2009 - Konan, Pain/Pein - Complete
Big Fish in a Small Pond
Sakura Haruno is forced to leave her ideal life for a rural lifestyle. how will she handle the new guys in her school let alone her dream shattering? lotsa pairings :-D
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,914 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 5/30/2009 - Published: 5/21/2009 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
Dawning reviews
after living through hell, Maia Miske and her best friend move to Japan where they encounter new friends, worlds and maybe love...rated for language
Vampire Knight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 35,911 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 5/29/2009 - Published: 9/13/2008 - Akatsuki K. - Complete