WIP An unconscious Iruka forces Naruto to return to the academy for another year. It also marks the beginnings of a prank whose far-reaching consequences will shake Konoha to its foundations.

Harry was never the only person with a penchant for tripping into the most absurd of situations. Reincarnated!Hermione. Somewhat darker than the usual take on Naruto. Political machinations. Character progression. Strong friendship, no romance.

Life as a ninja. It starts with confusion and terror and doesn't get any better from there. OC Self-insert

The Dementor attack on Harry leaves him kissed with his wand broken in an alleyway. In a body that once housed two souls, only one remains, and it's not exactly what began either. With no understanding of what has happened to him, what else can he do but keep moving forwards, forced by a fate he never wanted, fighting for a life he never got to live. And fight he will. Post GoF.

Skyrim collectively stands in disbelief as it is plundered by an elf of questionable sanity and her long-suffering friend. Less a story and more a collection of one-shots in chronological order.

Kushina's early demise changes everything. Who said that mothers were more important than fathers?

Time travel, the ultimate hoax to cheat in life and turn bad odds to your advantage. Or, it would be if Naruto had any idea what he was doing. Trying to save lives he holds dear, he somehow ended up as an international S-class criminal with a flee-on-sight order. Oops.

Two villains have found a way to communicate between worlds, giving way to new possibilities. What will this mean for their arch enemies? Chaos, confusion, and hopefully cooperation...

Formerly "The Flavors of the Days." Guard a person of interest. That was all their mission was supposed to be. Who knew it would be a personified country with the mind-set of a 7-year-old. All Peter knew was that it was going to be a long year. This is a piece about Alfred and his citizens.

Sequel to Fantastic Elves and Where to Find Them! Harry is captured by wizards and brought to a castle. The wizards are obnoxious, but there's a lovely wood nearby which is quaintly named the "Forbidden" Forest. Harry thinks that's adorable.

College AU. Sakura moves to a new town to attend university and desperately needs to find a cheap room in a share house. Luckily, the Akatsuki need a new housemate. (Or: the one where Itachi is a starving law student, Kakashi is teaching professional ethics and Pein is a hipster barista. Also there's a really scarring incident involving Hidan and a goat.) Violence, sexual themes.

Naruto had gone to his last battle with Madara fully prepared to die with his enemy. He did not think he'd be manipulated by old toad sages and thrown to the far past. He did not expect to wake up in the Senju clan compound either.

Kakashi. Time-travel. He's gonna fix Team Seven if it kills them all. [Contains: Team 7 feels, Kakashi is the most socially stunted, Kakashi believes in the team bonds created through the magical power of shared trauma!, future paranoid, codependent Team 7 OT3.]

AU First Year onward: Harry's relatives were shocked when the Hogwarts letters came. Not because Harry got into Hogwarts. They had expected that. But Dudley, on the other hand...That had been a surprise. Currently in 5th year. *Reviews contain SPOILERS!*

Living your life once is tough. Living it twice is a nightmare - but hey, at least this time someone turned on the help menu.

As Maleficent and her companions begin to recover from the aftermath of the events of the movie, they find that the road forward has obstacles of its own...

Side stories for the AU "Nice Dream," to fill things out a bit and give me a break from Sasuke. Various ratings, characters, and genres.

On Hiatus due to Real Life and I'm sorry so deeply sorry for the broken promise

Harry was five when he discovered the picture and his life changed. Before he knows it he's shipped off to a distant relative far away and a village full of adventure, intrigue and shinobi. And Harry finds family. HPxNaruto. Pre-Hogwarts.

Naruto has always carried his father's legacy, in more ways than one. When an attempt to replicate the Fourth's greatest technique sends him to times long passed, he must take up that legacy, far more directly than he ever dreamed.

Harry always knew that there was something unique about him. In a way, the arrival of the Hogwarts acceptance letters was almost expected... except, why are they all addressed to 'Harriet Potter?

There's something to be said for keeping the past as it was - makes it predictable, malleable. Naruto never bought those arguments. He's always been the one to power through adversity rather than wait it out, so why would now be any different? He'll do what has to be done, even if he steps on a few butterflies along the way.

Why is Harry Potter considered the worst firebender in Gryffindor? Why doesn't he want to be noticed? Probably the same reason he dreams of drowning every night. [Harry Potter characters in an AU with magic replaced by the elemental powers of Avatar: The Last Airbender / Legend of Korra. Full summary inside.]

Four different people from four different time-lines travel to the past for various reasons, and end up in the same time-line upon which they wreak havoc. Follow the adventures of the "time traveling" Naruto, Kakashi, Jiraiya, and Tenzo.

AU: The first wizarding friend Harry made wasn't Ronald Weasley... it was Veronica "Ronnie" Weasley, first-born daughter in the Weasley clan for generations. And suddenly the future of the wizarding world, not to mention Harry's first year at Hogwarts, looked very different. Not a canon rehash, not a romance. STORY COMPLETE, SEQUEL POSTED

Meanwhile, in the Hyrulian version of Valhalla, where the Heroes go when they die… A series of cracky shorts featuring all of the Links and their wacky adventures in the afterlife. (This story is currently on HIATUS. Please read the FAQ for more details!)

A collection of humorous stories covering: the use of lotion, violent Holly, hormone-addled Artemis, swear toads, fairy cuisine, public singing, memes, sexy dancing, sports cars, innuendo, female "purity," rockstar anatomy, babysitting, gods, and romance.

Kakashi made a mistake. Shikamaru is smart. Shino is skilled. Naruto is strong. Maybe something amazing could happen, with the right ... motivation.

After dying at the end of the Sand-Sound Invasion, Naruto finds that his life is governed by a strange set of rules that he is still trying to figure out. VideoGame!Naruto

When the barrier overloads during the Hokage's fight with Orochimaru, he ends up at Hogwarts with no idea how to get back home. Will the Hokage be able to help Harry Potter save the wizarding world from TWO immortal, snake-obsessed villains? HP, Year 2

"So, why are we going to … Little Whinging? How is there even a town named Little Whinging? Is it next to Greater Whinging? Part of Blubbering County? Bisected by the Distraught River, perhaps? Ridiculous." John sighed. "Because Lestrade asked us. He said this was right up your alley—a classic locked room mystery, clearly a murder. Victim's name is Vernon Dursley." (12 chapters)

Because of something happening when they were babies, Harry Potter and Harry Dresden's lives are inevitably linked together. The results become evident only a few years later and they are unexpected, problematic and quite a little entertaining for both.

After killing Voldemort during seventh year, Harry vanished without a trace. But now, 8 years later, a deadly secret forces him to return and it seems that only Snape will be able to save him. SSHP, no slash

What if Naruto had been selected for a different team? What if he'd had a different mentor? Who would guess the consequences would be so large?

Being invisible is a lonely existence. Maybe they can tough it out together. / Or: Jack wasn't the only one to drown that night. AU drabbles and oneshots; major spoilers; gen. Based on art by seekingskywhales on Tumblr.

"Zest to over-achieve" marks Team 7's entry into the Ninja world. Kakashi teaches lessons better than he imagines. *COMPLETE*

Dumbledore tells Harry, when they meet in King's Cross, that he cannot return alive to his own world, because there is supposed to be no magic capable of resurrecting the dead. Harry can take a train from King's Cross into other worlds. Somewhere in those seas of revolution, fear, horror, and glory, he may have a chance at finding a home. Multiple pairings.

AU. In 1938, Albus Dumbledore heads to a London orphanage to deliver a letter to a muggleborn student, and decides to be reasonable when encountering Tommy Riddle.

Odd pairings. Whimsical humour. Somewhat disturbing scenarios. It's what you'll find here in this collection of crack drabbles.

Long ago the Forests of Valbonë were closed to wizards and all were forbidden to set foot within them. So when, at the end of his second year, Harry becomes disenchanted with his life at Hogwarts, where else could he and his unlikely band of cohorts want to go? Join Harry on a trip into the unknown, where the only certainty is that he has absolutely no idea what he's doing.

Hermione overhears something she shouldn't concerning Professor Snape and decides that maybe the House-elves aren't the only ones in need of protection.

One falling chunk of space metal later and priorities everywhere had been reduced to simply surviving to see tomorrow, and hoarding the last of the toilet paper. Easier said than done in a bunker full of Akatsuki. With the resident Blue Fish and the filthy Leaf traitor, Itachi Uchiha, as Sakura's only allies, the future was looking rather grim. Hold onto your limes and Vitamin D.

A year after the war ends, Fate takes the opportunity to toss her favourite hero into a different dimension to repay her debt. A new life in exchange for having fulfilled her prophecy. Harry just wants to know why he has no say in the matter. And why Fate thinks that his hero complex won't eventually kick in. Then again, that might be exactly why Fate dumped him there.

Team 7 didn't pass the bell test. It was the best thing that ever happened to Naruto.

Three hundred years is a terribly long time. (49) "It's not a dream, is it?"

Trying to figure it all out had been a pain in Eliot's occasionally scaly ass.

Her name was Uzumaki Kushina, and they loved her. Root fic.

Drabble based on suddenlysencha's tumblr AU where both Jack and his sister drowned.

When Harry finally accepted the fact that he had stopped aging, ten years had passed and he knew it was time to leave. AU.

In one world, the war against Lord Voldemort is raging. In another, a Hogwarts professor named Tom Riddle decides to put his theory on alternate worlds to test and embarks on a trip that quickly turns into a disaster. AU sixth year. DH compliant.

Before he became a guardian, Jack found only one person who could see him. And that person turned out to be not quite human... and far too similar to Jack himself.

When Valjean watches Javert plunge into the water right in front of him, he knows that there's only one possible way he can get away with saving Javert without the other man immediately attempting to jump again. 1998 movie-based.

Roxanne had to wonder which face was the true face of Megamind. Talentless hack and professional annoyance or truly gifted, albeit absentminded, genius capable of far more than he wants others to believe? She wonders... T for future language/situations.

Not entirely serious story. So, performing a summoning technique without a contract lands you with your most appropriate summon? Naruto sees someone summoning while still in the academy, and gives it a go.

AU During his fourth year, Harry begins to feel that something is Not Right. He studies incessantly and when Voldemort is resurrected, he knows of a spell that can get rid of the monster forever . . . unfortunately, there are side-effects . . .

There's a reason why red and green complement each other. Aesthetically, they're pleasing to the eye, and side by side they make each other appear brighter. FrostIron Loki/canonfemale!Tony Movie Spoilers! Comic Spoilers!

The Enchantress' spell went wrong, and now Tony and Loki have to deal with the results as Tony struggles to master the magic that could fix it. (Written for a No True Pair prompt involving Tony, Loki, and bodyswap).

Between the two of them is a link. He wants to start a fight with her, though he can't tell if it's to attempt to dissolve their resonating side-effect or because he may or may not have PMS.

Professor Sirius Black, Head of Slytherin house, is confused. Who are these two strangers found at Hogwarts, and why does one of them claim to be the son of Lily Lupin and that git James Potter? Dimension travel AU, no pairings so far. Dark humour.

It started with blue paint and someone with terrible aim. For Readandreview17.

OUT OF MY SMALL HIATUS! More detailed summary inside. Post-Avengers. When Loki and Jane first meet, they are both, in a sense, prisoners. What happens when Jane busts Loki out of SHIELD custody? A slow-building Lokane adventure filled with heart, humor, twists and turns, thrills and chills! Come see what you're missing...

Loki had every intention of wreaking havoc upon Midgard the moment his suicide attempt had failed, it was just too bad that Midgard ended up being so distracting. Who knew that such a primitive society would have such a novel concept as therapy?

Itachi stays in Konoha; just how good an idea this is remains to be seen. Massacre AU, Sasuke POV, some background Anko/Itachi and eventual Sasuke/Naruto leanings but primarily gen. WIP, on hiatus.

Back in time and armed with years of future knowledge, Sakura is ready to take the world by storm. Except... she's four again, not twelve. Ah well, nobody said she couldn't start a little early. Gen, time travel, AU, Sakuracentric.

Not wanting to take up his teammates' time with all of us questions about history/pop culture/etc, Steve keeps a notebook full of all of his questions, observations, and other things he wants to look up later when he gets a chance. Steve learns about Sarah Palin, the Jersey Shore, Youtube, and how to successfully troll the Avengers.

When Loki casts an anti-him-bashing charm on Tony and Bruce, they expect interrogation or torture. But apparently, Loki just wants... friends? Written for Norsekink.

Tony had a reason behind each and every name, even if the people around him didn't get it.

"It is not flesh and blood, but the heart, which makes us fathers and sons." The warden is about the find that out when an exceptional blue baby comes into his life, bringing both joy and heartbreak. Epilogue is up and this story is COMPLETE!

A small mishap leaves Loki with four paws and a tail…and in Jane's care.

160 tales of rules Fred and George broke during their time at Hogwarts. Ten new tales including 'I will not refer to Hagrid as the BFG, even if I think he secretly likes it,' and 'I will not pay Peeves to rewrite the school song.' R&R!

Having not been banished, Thor's the one who comes across Loki and the Casket. His legendary stubbornness comes into play when he just refuses to believe Loki could be a Frost Giant no matter how much proof he's given. Well, at least he has faith. AU.

Fifty oneshots inspired by fifty themes...not all in the right order. Now complete!

Someone changes Bruce's phone wallpaper. He's pretty sure he knows who, but since no one will admit to it, he has to resort to enacting revenge on everyone. T for swearing. I think there's swearing. Everyone features.

Despite all appearances, Loki was quite good with children. Mostly his own, but other children too. Even if their parents disapproved. Crack one-shot, Avenger!Loki/Norse!Loki, no pairings. Complete.

Sensibly, Fury does not ask what harm Tony Stark could do, sequestered on a tropical island with nothing but a shack, a laptop running Windows 98, and two cellphones with spotty coverage, but instead tells Coulson to deal with it.

Jane and Loki bump into each other at Whole Foods and Jane learns something new about him. She really needs to read some of those myths.

If you look into the broken pieces and cannot find your reflection, the magic of seven years bad luck will take effect. In the spring of '91, Neville Longbottom broke a mirror. And in their 8th year, Pansy Parkinson broke one too. Neville/Pansy

Due to an unfortunate choice of words, Madara gets a little stalker before the Massacre.

The deskbound adventures of one Uchiha Madara who lived in a universe where the selection of the First Hokage went the other way.

Short attempt at humor. My twist on Link's final battle with Demise. Now, with more Ghirahim!

Ron might end up getting killed chasing after his damned 'fortune and glory'. But not today. * Just a somewhat silly oneshot. *

Sheldon Cooper is crazy, but also kind of made of awesomeness. Or at least that's how Howard puts it. Penny thinks there's a possibility he's made of sexy, and really, the world must be ending if she has to suppress wayward urges to kiss him.

Arthur loves paradoxes for a reason. He saw Jareth's Escher Gallery when he was young, after he'd beaten the Labyrinth. Now he's having to return to the Labyrinth to save another child, and he's taking his team with him.

Oneshot. AU. Orochimaru takes a genin team. That poor, poor man. 17 moments of spring.

Penny knows what she wants in life. At least, she used to. Howard and Bernadette's wedding sets off a series of events which will change her life forever. Plans change and Penny will have to learn the hard way how to adapt.

After a magic mishap, Loki finds himself temporarily stuck in the form of a cat. Tony's beginning to think he might be more of a dog person. Eventual Tony/Loki

Five times Briar and Sandry fell in love, and one time they didn't.

Written for this prompt on Norsekink: "So many prompts and fills seem to have Thor being the one confused with the way things work on Midgard. I'd like to see some Loki being confused by Midgardian things."

Harvey likes that Mike cares about his clients, though he'd never admit that to anyone. So when he sees Mike becoming disillusioned/losing hope over a case, he tries to find a way to lift his spirits. Without making it look like he cares, of course.

By Merlin's own definition, he can't call the King a dollophead any more. As Arthur happily will point out.

Unfortunately, when Merlin is around, nothing is common.

Written for SMACKDOWN 2011. Unrepentant fluff. "Did I ever tell you 'bout the time I baked a hundred cakes in twenty minutes?"

They were meant to be together, but what if Niko had not saved them? What would they have become then? Dark!Circle written for icecreamlova.

A Potion's "accident" turns Harry into an eight year old, and Draco Malfoy intends to kidnap him. But Harry's a passive-aggressive, revenge-obsessed little bastard. Maybe Draco will wait on that whole Dark Lord thing. POVDraco, pretty AU.

Sequel to Arthur's Silent Guardian! With the unknown identity of his sorcerer-protector plaguing him, Arthur is unsure how to deal with this new knowledge. Meanwhile, a series of mysterious earthquakes is threatening the safety of Camelot. No Slash.

Written for TPE: Writing Challenges' Seven Days of Midwinter prompt. The Cat was bored and sat down to watch the humans one midwinter night. He hadn't realized, before, just how interesting they could be.

One Shot. "I was never a child. Just a very short adult." In which Albus Dumbledore is perturbed, Voldemort is disturbed, and Harry is just Harry.

Pre-movie. After a lengthy business trip, Roxanne takes some time off, but for some reason, Megamind never shows up to kidnap her, leaving Roxanne fuming and more than a little suspicious as to why not.

The Avengers discover that the newest location of Loki's super secret villain lair is...Thor's bedroom in the Avengers mansion.

After the events in "Boys in a Man's World" Steve Rogers doesn't expect to see Loki ever again. Very luckily for him, Loki never does what he's expected to do.

"Have you found out how to get past that beast of Hagrid's yet?" ...Snape kicks Harry out of 'Remedial Potions', but as we know from The Philosopher's Stone, there is another Occlumens in the school good enough to keep out the Dark Lord. Stupid oneshot.

Three years in space and Jim thinks nothing can really surprise him anymore. Well, apparently gods and family still can, as he finds out when he accidentally ends up in Asgard. Norsekink crack prompt fill.

Coulson wakes up to waffles and a Norse god in his kitchen. Awkward questions are asked over breakfast. Should be filed under the Avengers movie, but that doesn't exist as a category yet.

Everything you ever wanted to know about Mary Sues and what makes them tick, set to the famous mile-a-second ditty.

Voldemort has a little fun with the Elder Wand before he dies, and minds are screwed with afterward. Potters always go for redheads. The Peverells were necrophiles. So Harry likes…? Crack, light Gryffindor/fem!Harry, DH AU oneshot

All Loki wants is revenge-the Cube may be his key. But when he hides his identity to get info from Jane Foster, something inside him shifts. And when the Cube is stolen, Loki must choose between vengeance, and the woman he fears he can never have.

Based on "Alice in Musicland", Gakupo now appears as the Mad Hatter, and Luka as the Cheshire Cat, who is determined to remain away from the annoying Hatter and those eggplant cupcakes he always wants to give her. Yuck! Question is, will she succeed?

John meets Sherlock and Mycroft's mum unexpectedly one day and isn't quite sure what to make of...her? Response to a norsekink crossover prompt. Crack!Fic.

Sometimes he thinks about turning to Sherlock and saying, 'look, my name isn't actually John,' and telling him about how he's been living off adrenaline since he was fourteen. Sherlock/Alex Rider crossover

After one game on the hogwarts express some of the seventh years are acting a bit strange, but what did they do? bend's a few rules, but you'll still love it! maybe a litle OOC-ness.

In Harry's fifth year at Hogwarts, two things overtook the school: Dolores Umbridge and PRICKS - The Polyjuice Romance Inspired Cupid Kissing Service. Both disturbed him greatly.

SLASH. AU. When Merlin has Uther's son hoisted onto him in an effort to 'straighten Arthur out', Merlin's world is turned upside down by the blonde arse, who makes him confused one minute, want to kill him the next, and reluctantly aroused the next...

I heard that it was Luka's birthday soon, and that vocaloidotaku decided the theme was 'Fairy Tales.' So I mashed together Vocaloid with The Little Mermaid. Gakupo is a merman with a song. Luka is the princess he falls in love with.

"Bro." Bro quirked his brow. "Bro no." Bro grinned. "Don't taze me Bro." Bro lunged.

My little drabble which I am continuing as of now inspired by episode 6 of season 2. Rated for implied dirty acts. ;o Arthur/Merlin

Why is the most sacred icon in Hyrule's history seen as a curse mark? Why is Princess Zelda being held in a tower by her uncle and forbidden from practicing magic? What will happen when two other Bearers come to the castle, asking dangerous questions?

Every year, some of the Nations meet in Brussels to play games and act human. But they can't quite get over their histories...Game-related drabbles.

Doomed Dave is stuck in his bubble with the saddest excuse for a dead troll. But what he finds is that Tavros is ironically enjoyable company and perhaps the best bubblemate a human could ask for. Eventual Dave/Tavros, but not for a while yet.

After IM2 and Thor. Coulson's remarks "That guy never tells me anything" sparks retaliation.

The Cold War begins to thaw and America is faced with his biggest challenge yet: to get Russia to sample American cola.

Sakura thought she was a capable kunoichi until she died in the Chuunin Exam. Now she's stuck in a loop, dying again and again while she struggles to understand her strange predicament. How hard can it be to pass one stupid test? Sakura/Naruto/Hinata

This is Sheldor the Conqueror – a cold, brutal warlord. He's quite a guy. This is Queen Penelope. She's a beautiful barbarian. She's one warrior-goddess who knows how to take care of herself. When they met, it was...Mordor...

Arthur had a brother once. So did Neal.

Teamfic: some humor, and some drama too. From a prompt: the team trains their replacements so that they can use their famous names to pull heists of their own, Dread Pirate Roberts style. This is how the team gets their first recruit.

AU time travel: The kyuubi no kitsune knew something was wrong, but couldn't put a paw on quite what. However, there are benefits to being a force of nature, including time itself bending to accommodate you. Edited version on AO3!

In which Sakura is injured and Itachi is nothing she expected. On hate and healing, anger and adoration, and how easily everything can change. – Itachi x Sakura. AU

One person can make all the difference. AU, timetravel, Sasuke adopts Naruto.

Alice is thrown into a madhouse upon her return to Overland, and Tarrant is determined to save her and bring her back home. Connected by their dreams, he ponders how to find her; but Jabberwock blood has nasty side effects, and time is running out. AxH

Arthur vs. the Labyrinth. Sequel to "Moving the Stars".

Alfred is a single dad who is struggling to raise his son, Arthur. His life gets turned around when he befriends Ivan, fellow single dad and father of Francis, the kid Arthur hates with the intensity of the sun. Chaos ensues. Eventual Russia/America

*hints of GerIta, crack, fluffiness* Britannia Angel manages to turn Italy into Chibitalia in an attempt to make him more manageable. COMPLETE

Kagome needs help, and there's only one dog who can do it. In which Kagome learns a thing or two about dogs and Sesshoumaru learns a thing or two about fun. SessKag.

Ino tells Sakura she doesn't know how to flirt and have fun. Sakura sets out to prove her wrong, and Shikamaru ends up her unsuspecting victim.

He thought he would fall in love with a woman who was both hot-tempered and violent. He did not, however, expect to fall in love with the moon. He did not, however, expect to fall in love with Hinata Hyuga. Troublesome.

America films a nature documentary on the mating habits of nations. It goes about as well as expected.

Merlin is outed as a sorcerer and Arthur reacts violently. The Prince then tries to move on with his life but Merlin appears everywhere he turns.

Mycroft is abducted by aliens. It's quite possibly the worst thing that's ever happened... to the aliens.

After revealing his magic to Arthur due to life-threatening circumstances, Merlin decides it's time he learned to heal. With Gaius off dealing with an illness in the outer villages, Merlin is left to his own methods, bearing some rather costly outcomes.

AU ending for New Moon. What if, when Edward suspects Bella is dead, he instead rushes back to Forks? What struggle would he face when he finds she's alive? And what if the only one who discovers he's back is Leah Clearwater?

Kid x Soul. Soul's intrigued by the shinigami but his initial thoughts come crashing down as he gets to learn more about the other. "... Take off your clothes." Kid had said and Soul could easily admit that he had no clue what was going on... FLUFF. Slash

He's an engineer, not a physicist.

**FACE FAMILY AU** Arthur tells a story.

Complete. AU. Based on the movie The Ghost and Mrs. Muir. Penny moves in to 4A and comes to find that the previous tenant has yet to leave.

AU. Michelle accepts Gilbert Beillschmidt's relationship request. Alfred is not pleased. Pru/fem!Can, FACE family

Itachi's just died...and woken up thirteen again. The only problem is his thirteen year-old self doesn't like the idea of sharing his mind and body with his clan's killer. How hard would you fight to save your family from yourself? ::AU::COMPLETE::

America and Prussia do 37 things in an elevator. The rest of the world is not amused.

Auggie is not the designated driver. Ever. R&R please.

Four things Auggie did after Iraq.

America makes it a habit to know those who fight for him.

What do you think of when you think of me? Auggie/Annie pre-romance of sorts. One-shot.

Five times in his life that Romano realized he was head over heels for America, then one time she realized it too. RomanoxFem!America. Rated for Romano's mouth.

Another shameless Life of Brian rip-off. Germania's Latin skills aren't the best.

Morino Ibiki was thought to be the last choice for a jonin sensei, but thanks to the efforts of Umino Iruka, he finds himself saddled with a familiar team of new genin...

Marshall celebrates Pi day. Mary endures.

I know this has to have been done before, but who doesn't love a good humanly impossible situation? Holmes and Watson from the 2009 movie meet Holmes and Watson from the original books. Much yelling and arguing ensues.

Humor one-shot about de-aged Eliot and his violent anger at another de-aged character. Nate tries to play peacemaker, and the rest of the team supports his efforts. Sort of. Not really. Contains Eliot-ish threats of violence.

Merlin has four legs, a tail, fur, and all the belly scratches in the world aren't going to make up for it. Reincarnation fic, fluff, oneshot.

Briar Moss has many traits that make women like him; he is funny, charming, attractive, and kind... Unfortunately, there are also ten reasons why he is still single.

Because we do not address our Heavenly Father as "Father", for no reason. If there is a Father, then there must be a Mother, too.

Of which Arthur tells Merlin what he thinks of him and his quality of work. Well, tries to anyway. M/A

Shameless ripoff of "The Life of Brian". Germania poses this question to the other Ancients.

Poland decides that Russia looks entirely un-cute in his current wardrobe, and decides to replace the stuffy outfits with something far more fabulous right before a world meeting. Not historical in the least.

Another story where Eliot and Lindsey and brothers. Eliot fakes his death for a job with unintended consequences. No ships.

Link battles with his evil twin, finding he could be harder to get rid of than first thought. Rated M for future chapters. Dark LinkxLink

Elito and Hardison in a computer store.

Germany really shouldn't have been surprised to see the young nation with a snake twining around him, and a spider on one hand, happily holding a conversation with the small arachnid. Oneshot. Rated for Oz's swearing. Could be slash if you squint.

Meet Russia. He and his ex-boyfriend are on the verge of throwing the world into all-out nuclear war. This fate could have been avoided if he had a sassy gay friend! Implied Russia/America.

Sam's POV on the movie they make about Michael's life. Humorfic one-shot.

Tony has to deal with a Sherlock Holmes world. Poor Tony.. or is that Holmes?

The world experiences a new disease which causes its victims to revert to childish bodies.

Sheldon/Penny. Sheldon and Penny meet Shawn and Gus in a cafe.

Hufflepuff is the house of the leftovers, the losers, the forgotten. Well, Tom Riddle thinks, it's time to change that.

*GerIta, implied USUK* The unthinkable has happened to Italy... he's actually put on some weight from his "huge, HUGE love" for pasta.

Thank you for purchasing the PRINCE unit, SoT editon. To insure the safty of the planet earth and it's sanity, please read this manual for instruction.

Coauthored. A job goes south, leaving Eliot on the verge of death and the rest of the team left dealing with his very strange saviors. Lives are on the line, secrets are revealed, and it's the ties that bind that will see them all through the aftermath.

A very short, very random fic that was buzzing around my brain. What's that Lassie? Timmy needs our help?

Tangled time threads, quarks, Pack Law, schizophrenia, ancient languages, hydrophobia, yinyang, and binoculars. What do they all have in common? Unlike the Shikon Jewel, the Living Jewel has innumerable facets. 2006 Best Serial Fanfiction IYFG.

After receiving a time travel jutsu as payment for a mission, the original four members of Team 7 each get a chance to go back to one event in their life and change it. Surely they will use such an awesome power responsibly...right? Don't count on it.

It was a bright and sunny day - and then all of a sudden it wasn't. Hey, where'd the world go? Crossover with Harry Potter.

Congratulations dear customer! You have just bought the Hero of Time as seen in the Ocarina of Time! Here in this nifty manual will be all the tips you'll need to keep your Bearer of Courage, happy, safe, healthy and stress free.

A powerful sorcerer named Emrys resides in Camelot, a silent guardian to Prince Arthur. But why would any sorcerer protect a Pendragon? Candun intends to find out, even if it means kidnapping the prince of Camelot as bait. No Slash! Sequel now posted!

Congrats! You just purchased the King of Evil and now it is high time you found out how to care, feed and keep him from destroying the world with three magical triangles! Fun times!

When a Marine goes missing, his twin brother comes to NCIS looking for help. Then things get weird.

Sequel to "Idiocy," though not necessary to read it first. In which Arthur realizes that maybe he's an idiot after all. No slash

Arthur Pendragon was not an idiot. He knew the truth...well, sort of. No slash. Just a short fic set directly after 2x13. Sequel now posted! "Idiocy Revealed"

Neal is full of excitement on Friday, ready to spend Christmas with his mother. On Monday he returns to work with a dead look in his eyes. Peter and Elizabeth try to solve the puzzle, hoping to save Christmas, and end up saving a young man as well.

Ever wonder 'Why don't they just do that' "A lot of the greatest wizards haven't got an ounce of logic." Harry and Hermione, however, were raised in the muggle world and are therefore fully capable of thinking things through...A collection of of one-shots

He does something for all of them, they just never really mention it.

Just a bit of archaeological silliness! Oneshot.

Gen Crack: The robots are plotting...

During the Mizuki incident, Naruto did not learn the Kage Bunshin. Instead, he managed to come across a technique with a use steeped in madness... What is the Alternate Universe Kuchiyose no Jutsu?

AU. As six year old Arthur chases six year old Merlin around the fountain on the Isle of the Apples, waving his wooden sword around and threatening the giggling boy to high heaven, Nimueh can't help but watch and chuckle. Implied future MerlinxArthur

Yay! 23 Merlin crossovers most of them Merthur, try to guess them :D

When Arthur and Morgana were children they tried to push each other out of trees, twenty years later and they're scuffling drunkenly over who gets to wear the crown.

The various countries of the world decide to make a map that reflects who they really are. Naturally, things don't go so smoothly.

Since Danzo's trial-run as Hokage doesn't really 'work out', it's time to select a new candidate. As the Daimyo is clearly susceptible to loud people, Shikaku only has one choice to prevent Danzo from picking one of his puppets: Maito Gai for Rokudaime.

Nominated in 4 categories for the Dokuga Awards! Kagome is an exchange student from Germany. Somehow she unintentionally manages to attract the attention of Sesshoumaru Genshu and he marks her as his personal property.

What happens when Link learns a shrinking spell? And what happens when it mis-fires and goes through a window in Hyrule Castle? THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS! Just something I did at 2:00 am on a sunday night...Rated T for a little bit of language....

Harry Potter & House MD crossover. Set in a modern day Hogwarts, when Dr. Wilson travels to England to seek an impossible cure, House tags along uninvited and finds himself wrapped up in magical illnesses, supernatural hurts and really annoying teenagers

Ever read any really bad crossovers? This fanfiction will show you how to avoid them! Step-by-step instructions on characterization, universe-fusing and sadistically abusing all your favourite hedgehogs for fun and giggles, what could go wrong?

She's the world's best Earthbender and its one and only Metalbender , he's a genius with a high-tech suit of armor. Together, they pwn badguys! ONE-SHOT

Ennui is an unavoidable feature in a summer spent taking care of a rehabilitating brother. Never did it occur to Temari to think that finding a pen pal in an eccentric soldier on the other side of the world might help cure it. AU.

TP-based. Centers around one of the disappointments of the game: Epona. Rated T because Epona kicks Link in the face deliberately and also for language on Link's part.

2010 Olympics are going to be held in America... No wait, above America? Maybe in Australia? Ok, no offence to anyone, and I'm Canadian, so if you are also Canadian, please don't be offended! Read and review!

AU where they are all dolls on a toyshop shelf, but they still work as a team. Humorfic. Warnings for sweetness and total CRACK - don't read if you don't like.

[Archived] An accident in the Mirror Chamber sends Link back into the Twilight Realm. With the help of Midna, he must overcome a familiar foe and the dark source behind his power...

She was already hopelessly late for her court appointment; the last thing she needed was to run down a member of one of the city's most dangerous crime syndicates. Ino. Hidan. Crack AU.

AU where Snape had a happy childhood and loves his life! How does he feel about Harry? How does he feel about work? Does he date? What does he wear? Humor ficlet. Warnings for heterosexuality. And CRACK!

In which a fairy meddles, a horse transforms, and a quest begins. Rated T for safety.

Based on Twilight Princess. A random oneshot. Link and Zelda fall in the final battle against Ganondorf. With no one left to stop the King of Evil, the Goddesses decide to intervene...

wee!Eliot on Christmas morning. Eliot gets turned into a little kid but his mind is still an adult's;he hates that the team can't help treating him like a child -- but he likes getting presents. Basically, a team-as-family fic with extra schmoop/cuteness

Inu Yasha and Sesshomaru have gotten into another argument, only this time things seem to have gone too far, and now a war has begun...

A bored Arthur decides to be a servant for a day and discovers a few truths about what is really going on.

The guys argue over whether House is more like Kirk or Spock. Not slash, but there is some of that flirtatious snark that House uses when he wants to annoy Wilson.

Shawn and Gus decide to take a vacation to Miami under Shawn's somewhat suspect motive of saving Lassiter from an assassin. While in the sunny Florida town, however, our pseudo-detectives run afoul of some very colorful characters. Burn Notice crossover.

AU. When Lionel realizes that his twelve year old son DIDN'T kill his little brother, he's disgusted with himself for ever believing he did it, and so begins Lionel's quest to make it up to Lex, by finding him happiness in the form of a six year old Chloe

House and Wilson watch soaps together. While drinking. Not slash but plenty of snark . Humorfic.

Written for the Sheldon Penny livejournal challenge: "The End of the World." Penny deals with her emotions and her family as the world faces its inevitable doom. The boys have left, and what's with the note that Sheldon has left on Penny's door?

Once the boys left Pasadena for the North Pole, the biggest heat wave in a decade hit the west coast. And then Penny's air conditioner died. And then she flashed Howard from 3,300 miles away. P/S. D

Everybody has a past, but not everybody's past is haunted with monsters and chains and secrets, not like Link or Sheik. So when Sheik discovers that Link isn't who he thought he was, how will he deal with his unexpected love for the Hero? Not MinishCap.

You'd think being brought up by his Sannin mother instead of as an outcast would make Naruto's life a little easier. Not so for a guy with a demon trapped in his belly, even if he's genetically predisposed to handling it. Mokuton!Naruto

When the Go-Ninja come to Konoha village there can be only one possible outcome - chaos. Gintama/Naruto Crossover

When the princess of the Twilight is banished from her land, she must journey to Hyrule to seek the help of a divine beast. We follow the journey of Midna as she travels through Light and Twilight to regain her realm and that of the humans.

The eyes are the windows to the soul, but Harry knew something was up long before his eyes changed. HP/Naruto crossover, oneshot.

CANCELLED.

There are plenty of things Harry Potter has experience in dealing with. Dark Lords are one, and so are Death Eaters, Dementors, and homicidal tea-sets. Hyper inter-dimensional travellers in orange jackets, however, are NOT. Pre-epilogue.

crack!fic about House and Wilson watching a beauty pageant and the mischief it inspires.

Whammy becomes concerned when six year-old L creates an imaginary friend. Warnings: Real name spolier, no beta annnnd...slight spoilers.

He gives his head a little shake, brings his thumb to his lip and nibbles on the end of it. Something is coming on the thin, brittle wings of a Shinigami. Such a creature he once believed didn’t exist. He has since seen proof to the contrary.

Sheik, as many of us know, is a helper of Zelda, and one of the final Sheikiah. But what will happen when Sheik switches bodies with the Hero of Time? How will he feel, having to leave his home, and better yet, what will Link think? T for language

And lo, Square took pity upon Its characters, and It said, "Let there be laundromats!"

-Sakura is seven and, today, she has decided that she wants to be a ninja.- A Sakura-centic story about love, life and the point where a girl can look her mother in the eye and tell her that she's wrong. NaruSaku.

L is waiting for Light to return home. The only problem is L's not even sure what he's doing there. He's been dead for two days, and not being able to eat sweets is really starting to annoy him. One-Shot, Yaoi, LxLight.

L . . . brought back to the world of the living by modern science, two centuries after his death. CANCELLED.

Full title:"Five Times Lassiter Didn't See Shawn Fire a Weapon...and the one time he did" for a challenge on psychfic. A series of 5 scenes where the Detective hears about Shawn's ability, and one where he finally sees it. Complete with epilogue! No Slash

Once upon a time there was a boy and a girl who were as opposite as could be. If one were hot, the other would be cold, or if one were day, the other, night. Yet still, as young people do, they found it mattered very little.

ItaSaku Ramen-verse Non Massacre AU. In which there is an irked Itachi and a lot of scantily clad men. And no, none of whom are Gai and/or Lee.

A mysterious illness, a bed-ridden Sonic, and a two-tailed fox SO out of his depth.

If Mello and Near were normal than Matt was a hedgehog. L might have just done something very stupid or incredably smart - in any case, Mello needs to vent.

Harry and Draco locked in a room trying to hide from the forces of ultimate evil. One-shot, slash, Harry/Draco.

JS What’s said is said, and Sarah said, “My Will is as Strong as Yours and my Kingdom as Great.” And then, of course, she lied. A series of one-shots.

Complete! Here's the day Sarah thought would never come. Response to PikalaCynique's challenge. Sarah gets a message and a gift. Then her whole life changes forever.

COMPLETE: AU: JKR portrays Harry as completely unaffected by the Avada Kedavra cast at him. But how would things have gone if it had been different? Drabble series, five drabbles per chapter.

Eventually, something had to break. A fun Sarah/Jareth 100-prompt table.

KISAME'S CORNER! ASK HIM AND ALL THE AKATSUKI QUESTIONS SO THEY CAN GET A DECENT MEAL EVERY DAY! Chapter 19 up!

To get beyond the door of the cage, someone has to die. But, Link isn't sure if Dark should anymore. One-shot, no yaoi strangely enough, and for Halloween...early. Enjoy.

What's with all this fighting fair? Naruto's going to win ninja-fashion, by hook by crook and all within the rules... technically.

One Shot. AU. A world in which Voldemort wins. And honestly wishes he hadn't. Time travel. Potential future slash.

What would happen if the bosses from all the games came together? There are arrows flying from noses, breeding gone out of control, a great Gleeok debate, barrel-rolling Poes, and even a pole dance or two. Who knows what wonders await inside?

Even spies have to trust somebody. If there's no one who'll keep them safe while their guard's down, then they can never let it down, and they can never be safe. And then they'll break. Michael/Fiona.

A little thing that might get some chuckles. Features Gred and Forge as firsties. Enjoy.

Naruto is influenced at a young age to choose a weapon not usually favoured by shinobi. Watch him show the world just exactly what he's good for!

Tony meets his match in technical creativity. He has a Swiss army knife and a mullet. A cracked crossover with MacGyver. Oneshot.

He woke up with no memory at all, in a small white room, in the company of a man called Jarvis, who told him that his name was Tony Stark... A somewhat different story. Tony/Jarvis, Tony/Pepper. Now with epilogue.

Sasuke climbed down from the Oak. He looked at the hair-ribbon in his hand, and then at the receding backs of Hinata and his brother. Crouching down, and hugging his knees he had to ask himself, 'Was is worth it' SasuHina-Summary inside

Doctor Horrible's official introduction to the general society of the Evil League of Evil.

My name's Link Greene, and let me tell you that karate class can be a bit confusing sometimes. We pretty much go insane... I only wish I could tell Zelda how much I like her in between fighting off my crazy classmates.

Everyone's five favorite Whammy's boys get together for an intellectual meeting of the minds. The topic of their great debate? Semes and Ukes. Oneshot, Crackfic, AU-ish fun for all. LxBxMxMxN plus Light...sort of.

Link's frustrated at Navi, so now he's gonna take his revenge for all the painful things she's done. A very random, funny story.

COMPLETE: A collection of over 100 lyrics set to many of the Background music tunes from the different Zelda games. Some are cute, some are silly, some are just plain weird. Enjoy!

You'd be the Bloke Who Survived, then, Spike said, studying the young man he'd just been made responsible for. Post NFA, AU after HBP.

When Princess Zelda's new pet project sends Link on a trip down memory lane, she finds the results are neither pleasant nor useful. A series of oneshots centering on life in Castle Town.

I think it's time I got my say in this stuff that Nintendo has me doing. If you want to listen to my rant then good luck. Expect much anger and... stuff!

The Four Sword has been upgraded; it now causes different sides of Link's personality to be set free! Is it helpful? Hard to say. Is it hilarious? Better believe it!

She was tired of being a good girl. He wanted someone to appreciate his work. Meetings in a construction site.

Ever wonder what's beyond the borders of the Great Sea? Link sure does. Care to join him on his expedition? Suit yourself!

The cat meowed once more as Ed placed his hands just over the edge of the circle, preparing to activate it. He could do it. He had the skill. It was a basic alchemy exercise, the simplest of chimeras. More importantly, he had to do it. He owed it to Al.

Kyoko fainted, both Hiashi and Fugaku projectile vomited onto the coffee table, Kano had turned a deep green, and Mikoto was clutching her stomach and moaned in pain while the children wondered the reason to their parents' sudden sickness. SasuHina

Soubi/Ritsuka :: Ritsuka doesn't recall a time where he ever felt this relaxed. But maybe those memories are lost.

In which Kagome gets bitten a great deal. It's hard being delicious. SessKag oneshot.

Dudley begins to see his family in a different light. Warning: strong language and themes of child abuse. WINNER: Best One-Shot at Quibbler Awards

She knows now how easy it is to go from pride of the village to ruthless villain. It's all just a matter of small, well placed steps. Sakura. Itachi. Oneshot.

Twenty rules written and signed by the students of Hyrule High. Be prepared for many laughs. Alternate Universe.

For the "Burnt Hedwig to the Rescue" challenge on potionsandsnitches: "Hedwig is tossed onto a bonfire with Harry's other belongings, but she manages to barely escape." Hedwig must seek help for Harry, before her injuries and the cold overtake her.

Who thought that a simple childhood game could have so much impact on Link and Zelda as adults?

The Death Eaters attempt to do bad things, but mostly just do things badly.

In an attempt to get rid of Kagome, Naraku uses a foreign spell to turn Kagome into ‘nothing’, but instead of dieing Kagome is turned into a void demon like Kanna.

Team Gai has mixed feelings on being Team Gai.' Of pointy things, all-seeing eyes and far, far too much green spandex. NejiTentenLee

Naruto dies.... game over? Wait, what's this about a 'new game? And... whoa! Those statues are all of him!

Every week the most prominent citizens of Konohagakure gather for a game of poker. This time there are three new players... two kunoichi and a six year old Naruto! cowritten with Rift120

If he was losing it, then she was lost with him. SessKag drabble set.

Parodies of songs of the Christmas Season preformed by Konoha ninjas and with special appearances by the Akatsuki and other characters as well. Enjoy! Characters categories will change every chapter

What would happen if movie characters could actually see what was going on in the real world?

Harry Potter discovers there are things far, far more annoying than Death.

In L's absence, Raito picks up a few new habits. Souichiro finds himself scarred for life. A mild attempt at humor

Oneshot. A humorous look at the ZeldaxLink angsty romance storyline, with Zelda getting sound advice from an unexpected source. Slightly OOC it's a humor story after all.

You shouldn't be over self confident with your first impressions of people. Common advice for most, but for Temari, that truth only comes through with a series of firsthand experiences. HidanTemari friendship. AU.

This is a plain silly humour fic about the events of Valentine's Day in CoS. Lockhart makes a pass on Snape, who would rather face the basilisk instead. Minerva has a word or two to say about it. A little slashy, a hint of MMSS, and a lot of pink confetti

Pein & Sakura. But don't you see? He's not a villain, he's just an antihero.

Naruto learns Kage Bunshin early, and uses it to assist him is his goal...of becoming strong.

Next year this time, the Olympic Games are ON! And we all know who s going to be there, right? But what would have gotten Sonic and Mario so eager to square off against one another in the first place? Well, 'Ego Issues' doesn t begin to describe it...

A selection of ideas, in the form of story snippets that I may or may not ever continue, but wanted to post anyway.

Naruto has the resposibility to complete a family legacy. Thanks to the Kyuubi, he may just be capable of doing so. Will the world be ready for the result?

Naruto was abandoned as a baby and raised by...what?

COMPLETE: Ron and Draco are together. While their fathers are stubbornly refusing to face the situation, Molly and Narcissa decide to at least try, and therefore meet for tea once a week. Drabble series, four drabbles per chapter.

Sakura's come back from a mission, but who is this little girl clinging to her? And why does Sakura keep insisting that she's not her daughter, but her tool? [SakuraxSasori]

The 'what if JK Rowling had written about ninjas' fic. Naruto & Harry Potter crack fusion...thing. Mostly Naruto.

Nobody told Tobi that out of all the calendar holidays, Valentine’s Day was the last one to be passionately celebrated in the company of seven homicidal men. Crackfic.

Set in TP universe. Hyrule is saved, but what is the matter with Link? He is still a savage blue eyed beast. Can t he change back, or...won t he?

When a Charms assignment gives James and Lily the liberty to change one another’s appearance, Lily plans a hideous transformation for her unwanted admirer. James, however, has another idea in mind… OneShot

Ordon Village is in ruins. The cause? Such a trivial thing as a name. Of course, it wasn't trivial to Link. Slightly gorey, huzzah!

Link has some difficulty after turning into a wolf...

DISCONTINUED :: Set Two Weeks after end of 2005 Movie, Wonka is finding he feels like family to Charlie, and he has big plans for them and the factory. But first, things must go wrong, and the press must get involved. Chapter Summaries Inside.

Chaos are cute, Chaos are cuddly. This is true, but just what does their adorable babble really mean?

The perfect curse, courtesy of Naraku, can bring just about anyone together. Even Kagome and Sesshoumaru. Complete oneshot.

Creating a jutsu is dangerous. Too bad an eleven year old Naruto didn't know that. AU, Naruto with MPD.

Just random drably type thingys that I can't get out of my head....

Tsunade leaves for the week and Naruto magicaly acquires some Stupid pills and wrecks havoc among Konoha...Who will be next?...On to Number 4!

Snapshots of three young shinobi. In another time and place, this would be magic.

What happens when Gaara gets trapped in a supper market? How will he get out? Will he ever find the eggs? And more importantly does Temari care if he finds the eggs? Read and find out! [one shot]

Annoyed enough at being dead, Naruto is forced to pay off a debt to the Shinigami. Working as the god of deaths right hand, however, does have it's perks, including messing with mortals, cool powers, and an amazing dental plan.

Sequel to Duel. The war is over. But something has survived. Snape and Harry learn their shared devotion to Dumbledore is a connection not easily broken. Snape mentors Harry. Now Complete.

He woke up in the middle of the night, the Ichiraku was closed, and he was alone. This was the very least of his problems because the villagers see something he dosen't. NaruHina most likely

Collection of short stories, scenes, snippets, featuring Naruto, Sasuke, Sakura and Kakashi at Hogwarts. Warning: utter crack. This is NOT A REAL STORY but a dozen small stories. It's also AS COMPLETE AS IT WILL EVER BE.

Three traitors, three other ways things could have gone.

[Complete!]After failing to save Sasuke, Naruto escapes the village. Now alone, on the run, and wielding the sword of the Demon of the Mist, Naruto tries to rebuild his life as a ninja. NarutoTemari pairing [Last Chapter: Promises Kept]

Another of my humorous takes on a cliché fic idea. SLASH. Harry is determined to learn the Animagus Transformation, and the results are…unexpected. HumourRomance, Snarry. One-shot

When her son brings home the world's ugliest kitten, Hermione is forced to wonder whether or not her taste in pets in genetic. Harry/Hermione.

Two years after the events at the Opera Populaire, Christine finds herself returning to a place she swore she would never return and to a man she still secretly loved. Now, in the darkness of the night, she must make her choice.

Fanfic authors are always saying that they get their best ideas in the shower. Want to know why?

Have you ever wondered why Prof. Snape ended up assisting Gilderoy Lockhart with the Dueling Club instead of Prof. Flitwick, who was apparently a champion dueler in his youth?

Kanna. A void demon who can't have emotions, who, like everyone else, was being controled by Naraku. Kagome, a happy human girl, who was fighting to save the world. Let them become one.

The reincarnations of Miroku and Sango end up in Kagome’s class. Can love truly conquer all? Even the shyness of two outsiders resigned to being alone forever? How will Kagome react to learning she’s not the only reincarnation around? Will their karmi

A short piece on what it may have been like for Professor Binns to wake up from the Big Sleep.

Seamus becomes aware of a concerning "problem"...and being Seamus, drags everybody else along for the ride. Somewhat mature content, so I hope the rating's okay.