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Joined 09-08-08, id: 1688914, Profile Updated: 10-26-08
Author has written 4 stories for Invader Zim.

OVER 9000!!
Sorry, retarded Dragon Ball Z reference to my profile views. (Actually it's only 900, but that's not half as funny)

If you're actually reading this then congratulations! Feel honoured!

I actually joined this site for the awesomeness that is Invader Zim! Yeehaw!

I also love (HEART) Johnny the Homicidal Maniac, Squee and I Feel Sick (basically anything Jhonen Vasquez, then) but I can't write those fics to save my life so I'll just be happy reading them. :)

Generally I prefer canon stories, after all it was those types I fell in love with on the show/comic, but that doesn't mean I won't read and review people with original ideas. I'm really not that picky.

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If you read it, you review it - Review Revolution!

Every author here, regardless of skill, aim, story type, or grammar is looking for feedback from his or her works. If you like it, tell them why. If you don't like it, tell them why. And no author is looking for flamers to drop them a pointless 'u suck' review. If you believe in these tenets, copy and paste it into your profile. Spread the love. Spread the reviews.

Favourite Word Ever. (For today anyway... :P)
Floccinaucinihilipilification: The categorisation of useless trivia, or stating that something is worthless. 29 letters and 12 syllables it doesn't even have the most common letter (e) in it! It's the longest non-technical word in the English language, and the fifth longest in the entire English language! (The first one technically has 189,819 letters. It's true, look it up the "Longest word in English" on Wikipedia) How awesome is that?!
Now if that wasn't floccinaucinihilipilification, then I don't know what is. Is there any point adding "copy and paste this into your profile" at the end? I could totally see people doing it. (Do it, you know you want to...)

Random Facts.
In a fight to the death between Ms Bitters and Nny, Nny would definitely win.

Right now the most concerning problem that I'm going to tell you about is I can't decide on an avatar!! I have so many awesome ones of Nny!! Sad, aren't I?
I'll probably just pick one and then never look at my profile ever again.

Random Questions.
Why are everyone's stories getting deleted..?

Oh God, am I next?! -cowers in corner-
Stay back!! I'm warning you!! I have fire!!


NOW FOR SOME MINDLESS FUN!!

If you are obsessed with Invader Zim, copy and paste this onto your profile.

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If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: danyan, Zutara Lover, Black'n'red'Butterfly, Enrica(real name)(i always change my penname)(tehehehe) I'veComeToTakeYourCheese, Vampire Scooby, Alannaswarrior, SpottedLilly (about 24 hours now not counting the few hours of sleep), Alleyanna Cullen,hugz.4.all.the.emo.boyz,sk8rchickmax, Sammi, Nukagirl, Wolfy the Ironic Ninja, F. D. Tamms CrazyGirl99, Scarlet Masquerade, theatrical-expressions, JoeMerl, Goldenstargirl, Datte Bayo .kukuku., chicky.licky

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If you don't watch Laguna Beach or the O.C. or The Hills religiously, never have, never will, and are proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile.

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If you could read that put it in your profile!

Blonde Things. Put a > next to the ones you've done. I've done 32 out of 40 blonde things!

>Gum has fallen out of your mouth when you were talking
>Gum has fallen out of your mouth when you were NOT talking
>You have ran into a glass/screen door
>You have jumped out of a moving vehicle.
>You have thought of something funny and laughed, then people gave you weird looks
>You have ran into a tree
It IS possible to lick your elbow
>You just tried to lick your elbow
You never knew that the Alphabet and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star have the same rhythm
You just tried to sing them
>You have tripped on your shoelace and fallen
>You have choked on your own spit
>You have seen the the Matrix and still don't get it.
>You didn't notice that in the last question 'the' was spelled twice
>You just looked at it
>Your hair is blonde
>People have called you slow ALOT!
>You have accidentally caught something on fire
>You tried to drink out of a straw, but you jabbed it into your nose/eyes
You have caught yourself drooling
>You've fallen asleep in a laundry basket
>Sometimes you just stop thinking
>You are telling a story and forget what you were talking about
People are often shaking their heads and walk away from you
>You are often told to use your 'inside voice'
You use your fingers to do simple math
>You have eaten a bug
>You are taking this test when you should be doing something important.
>You have put your clothes on backwards or inside out, and didn't realize it
>You've looked all over for something and realized it was in your hand or pocket
>You sometimes post bulletins because you are scared that what they say will happen to you if you don't even when you know it won't happen to you
>You break a lot of things.
Friends know not to use big words around you
>You sometimes tilt your head when you're confused
>You have fallen out of your chair before
When you're laying in bed, you try to find pictures in the texture of the ceiling/wall.
>The word 'umm' is used many times a day
>You called a friend and then completely forgot what you were gonna say
>You have spelled your name wrong
>You have drawn a deformed heart

If you have ever wondered what the afterlife is like, copy this into your profile

A large percent of writers don't know the difference between 'your' and 'you're'. If you're one of the ones who does know and wants to SLUG them, put this in your profile.

I hate pop-ups. If you hate all the ads popping up while you're trying to read some story, copy this into your profile.

If you want Invader Zim to come back, copy and paste this into your profile and sign your name: xx-A-Little-Birdie-xx, RulerofFire, MyWhiteLady, Invader Nyx, Serentochan, Zim'sMostLoyalServant, Sara Zoe Tigris, Guy Person, JoeMerl, chicky.licky

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Pluto was declared no longer a planet on August 27 of 2006 just because it was 'too small' and 'off its orbit' for a couple scientists' likings. If you still think Pluto should be a planet then copy this onto ya profile. LONG LIVE PLUTO!

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If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer.

If you know it's only a matter of time before we're invaded by Irkens, paste this into your profile.


:D That WAS fun wasn't it!
C'mon, admit it!!
-pokes-
And I bet you're using half of em too!
But that's a good thing!

Now go read my stories! That's a direct order!

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32 Short Tales About Alagaesia by JoeMerl reviews
Angry gods. Weird shippings. Idiotic Ra'zac. Shades eating cheezeburgers. Come on, what more could you possibly want in an "Inheritance" fic? I mean, you know...besides character development or a plot? Chapter 28: "Screw You, Elves!"
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 28 - Words: 38,357 - Reviews: 371 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 82 - Updated: 6/17/2010 - Published: 1/17/2007 - Eragon S., Arya
In Short Supply by ckret2 reviews
When Purple discovers that the gap between the tall and short Irkens is widening, he fears the worst, the division of the Irken race. But as Red denies that anything's wrong, he resorts to filling that gap himself. With Zim's help. ZAPR, mpreg.
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 30 - Words: 155,731 - Reviews: 576 - Favs: 319 - Follows: 296 - Updated: 7/9/2009 - Published: 1/17/2008 - Zim, Purple
Dib in the PITS by JoeMerl reviews
A girl more chipper than Keef, a boy more crazy than Dib, giant robots and naked baby pictures-this alien-fighting club wasn't turning out quite how Dib had expected. Slight one-sided Dib/OC, implied one-sided Gretchen/Dib. COMPLETE.
Invader Zim - Rated: K+ - English - Mystery/Friendship - Chapters: 31 - Words: 64,333 - Reviews: 142 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 11/18/2008 - Published: 2/15/2008 - Zim, Dib, OC - Complete
Game of Life by Dancing Feather reviews
Gaz wants to think of life as a game, it's too terrifying to think that she really doesn't have any control over her future. If you like Gaz or not, this is for all of you fellow gamers out there. :introspective oneshot drabble:
Invader Zim - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 633 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/28/2008 - Gaz - Complete
The Scientist by MissMune reviews
Threeshot. Three brief windows into Membrane's family life.
Invader Zim - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,805 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 15 - Published: 10/23/2008 - Prof. Membrane, Dib - Complete
Never Forgive Me by Jynx'sbox reviews
Sequel to Little Red Letter. Bunny's cage was overturned and Nny was kneeling between it and the couch, disbelief and grief etched into his face . . .
Jhonen Vasquez - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 8 - Words: 18,141 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 10/23/2008 - Published: 1/27/2008 - Squee, Johnny C. - Complete
Invader Zim: The Legend of Sleepy Hollow by Looneygamemaster reviews
Everyone's favorite maniacal green alien stars in this classic horror tale! Happy Halloween!
Invader Zim - Rated: K+ - English - Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,186 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 10/20/2008 - Published: 10/17/2008 - Zim - Complete
Namesake by JoeMerl reviews
One name, two very different Irkens. Two-shot.
Invader Zim - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,316 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 10/3/2008 - Published: 9/10/2008 - Zim, OC - Complete
Spin the bottle of DOOM! by RulerofFire reviews
Based on a question or demand from my other story 'Questions for the cast', we all are forced to play spin the bottle. Watch for a lot of chaos, Fire, and random moments! No Flames. I will update whenever I get the chance.
Invader Zim - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 25,558 - Reviews: 190 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 9/9/2008 - Published: 11/4/2007 - Zim
Questions for the Cast: The Comeback by RulerofFire reviews
YES! The Questions of the Cast story is back! I update whenever I have the time. No Flames. Continuing the legacy.
Invader Zim - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 13,793 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 9/9/2008 - Published: 6/9/2008 - Zim
The Puppet Master by Zim'sMostLoyalServant reviews
Zim is responsible for a lot of damage - but what if it isn't all his fault? Zim is the puppet... now meet the puppet master. COMPLETE! READ IMPORTANT NOTE AT THE END!
Invader Zim - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,580 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 7/4/2008 - Published: 6/29/2008 - OC, Zim - Complete
Confessions Of An Insomniac by The Illustrious Crackpot reviews
I know it's an EXTREMELY well guarded secret, but Nny isn't the easiest person to talk to. Especially not like this.
Jhonen Vasquez - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,006 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/6/2008 - Johnny C. - Complete
Little Red Letter by Jynx'sbox reviews
X 'Take a look at what you've become Todd.' 'I don't think I'm Todd anymore.' X
Jhonen Vasquez - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 8 - Words: 14,197 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 12/30/2007 - Published: 5/26/2007 - Squee, Johnny C. - Complete
Johnny C's Guide to Life by Mrs. Terwilliger reviews
A wee handbook for the for the perplexed, by the perplexed! See Johnny's opinion on forgery, Show and Tell, and children!
Jhonen Vasquez - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,187 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 4/26/2007 - Published: 3/16/2007 - Johnny C.
Nny is Quite the Little Lover by Mrs. Terwilliger reviews
I parody your NnyDevi stories. If you want your story parody'd, review and tell me. Read default chappy before spitting in my face.
Jhonen Vasquez - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,834 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 4/23/2007 - Published: 2/7/2007 - Johnny C., Devi D.
The Worst Fanfic Ever Written by Mrs. Terwilliger reviews
Everything I hate about JTHM fanfics in one fanfic of ultimante stupidness. This isn't supposed to be comedy. It's supposed to be a warning to all the horrible fanfic writers out there... do us all a favor and stop writing.
Jhonen Vasquez - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,710 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/25/2007 - Complete
What Fools These Shippers Be! by The Illustrious Crackpot reviews
Please don't hurt me. It's all in good fun.
Invader Zim - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 917 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 16 - Published: 2/11/2007 - Zim - Complete
Dib's Mom Lives on Pluto by Mrs. Terwilliger reviews
Now, I've seen alot of reasons for Dib's mom never appearing in the shows. So, I decided to make a list of reasons for why she is never in the shows myself. BEHOLD!
Invader Zim - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 444 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/17/2006 - Dib - Complete
To Dib by The Illustrious Crackpot reviews
Zim takes all his feelings for Dib, humans and Earth in general, smushes them together and comes up with a poem.
Invader Zim - Rated: K - English - Humor/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 835 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/26/2006 - Zim, Dib - Complete
Let's Die! by Maran Zelde reviews
A parody of angsty suicide fics. I have a morbid sense of humor, yes.
Invader Zim - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,415 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/30/2003 - Dib, Zim, Gaz - Complete
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Tallest Zak reviews
When Chunk launches a spit ball at Zim and it gets lodged in his PAK, it sets off an odd reaction...
Invader Zim - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 21,533 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 10/28/2008 - Published: 10/1/2008 - Zim
Curse YOU! reviews
Learning a new language is harder than you thinkā€¦ Oneshot. Rated T for CURSING.
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 864 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/23/2008 - Zim, Dib - Complete
Skool Camp reviews
Zim and Dib go on a MANDITORY Skool survival camp.
Invader Zim - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 10,212 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 9/22/2008 - Published: 9/11/2008 - Zim, Dib - Complete
Dib and Zim? FRIENDS? NEVER! reviews
Things turn out a little differently when Dib and Zim meet. Oneshot. No ZADR.
Invader Zim - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,158 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/21/2008 - Dib, Zim - Complete