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Joined 09-09-08, id: 1689155, Profile Updated: 08-10-11
Author has written 4 stories for Twilight, Harry Potter, and Fangirl.

Hello readers!

I've always wanted an excuse to write, I just have never found the time nor the inspiration. I've found, however, that the world of fanfiction, and creating stories using characters I know and love, is a good way to jump start my imagination.

Hope you enjoy,

-Pants


BB&BN links:

A great number of readers have left comments on BB&BN saying that they're picturing my Edward as a hotter Daniel Gale. To which I said, "Daniel Gale?" I've now seen The Bad Mother's Handbook and I would like A Daniel Gale of my own, please and thank you. I am a total proponent of nerd love. This video is even more appropriate to me now.

Hungry Like the Wolf. Totally not James and Jacob's version, unfortunately.

A Russian translation of the story can be found here. Such lovely people on that site, and I'm so flattered they enjoyed my story enough to want to translate it.

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Simon Snow: True Love's Kiss by rhien reviews
When Simon is hit by a living death curse, it initiates a conversation Baz isn't sure he's ready for. ** Snowbaz. (3) ** This scene comes before the last one (Sleepless) and the day after the Simon and Baz and Agatha in the forest scene in Carry On, Simon - page 206 in Fangirl, by Rainbow Rowell. ** Chapters 2 - 4 are/will be bonus snippets.
Fangirl - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 12,506 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 133 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 12/13/2013 - Published: 10/28/2013 - [Baz P., Simon Snow] - Complete
Bad Timing by monkeymoe reviews
48 hours before her wedding, Bella's friends take her out for her last Friday as an unmarried woman. 24 hours before her wedding, Bella wakes up to find herself already married. AH and possibly OOC at times.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 38 - Words: 46,781 - Reviews: 790 - Favs: 1,003 - Follows: 962 - Updated: 2/2/2013 - Published: 10/1/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Resident Geek by cdunbar reviews
Geeky Edward thinks he has absolutely no shot with the popular, beautiful Bella. Is he right, or will she be one of the many girls who thinks geeks make for better lovers? M for language, sexuality, and some underage drinking. A little OOC...ok, a lot OOC
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 95,911 - Reviews: 5513 - Favs: 6,975 - Follows: 5,288 - Updated: 12/13/2011 - Published: 8/30/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Seducing Ms Swan by DQRC reviews
AU Post-NM. Teacher!Bella, Student!Edward; a struggle of wills, an attempt at seduction, a dark secret, a dash of UST, a gallon of attitude, antagonistic motorcycling, a hell of a lot of angst and one unforgettable scene in a snow storm.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 22 - Words: 132,610 - Reviews: 5897 - Favs: 6,227 - Follows: 4,851 - Updated: 7/12/2010 - Published: 7/26/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The Final Voyage by memory.woman reviews
Susan returns to Narnia with Edmund, Lucy, and Eustace and makes the Voyage of the Dawn Treader with them, and with King Caspian X, whom she had never forgotten or stopped loving. Susan/Caspian. R&R! Thanks!
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 15,334 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 113 - Updated: 5/30/2010 - Published: 7/1/2008 - Caspian X, Susan Pevensie
Only Human by Amethyst Jackson reviews
Complete. A wish sends Bella back in time to Chicago, 1918, and to a human Edward. This story is baby-free.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 28 - Words: 60,635 - Reviews: 5998 - Favs: 10,266 - Follows: 2,689 - Updated: 4/7/2010 - Published: 6/1/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Right Side of Wrong by Little Miss Whitlock reviews
Another one of Emmett's 'bright' ideas leaves Edward & Bella in a fight. What will it take for Edward to convince Bella to let him back in the bed? Can Emmett help right the wrong? Both E & B POV, AU, AH, rated M for later chapters.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 51,862 - Reviews: 410 - Favs: 452 - Follows: 346 - Updated: 3/16/2010 - Published: 1/2/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Just One of the Guys by SorceressCirce reviews
Scarred by events in her past, Bella relies heavily on her best friend and roommate, Jasper. When Jasper falls in love with a girl named Alice, Bella is excited for him but can’t help but wonder – where will she fit in? Canon pairings, AH/AU, OOC
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 28 - Words: 261,614 - Reviews: 4102 - Favs: 4,100 - Follows: 3,919 - Updated: 3/7/2010 - Published: 2/13/2009
My Brother's Best Friend by jennlynnfs reviews
AU/AH: Seven years have passed since Edward and Bella last saw each other. Now, with Edward's return to Seattle, Bella wonders what drove away her brother's best friend all those years ago. *More detailed summary included with chapter 1.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 254,658 - Reviews: 6090 - Favs: 9,289 - Follows: 5,355 - Updated: 2/28/2010 - Published: 7/4/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Just Call Me 'Sunshine' by kimberlycullen10 reviews
Jacob's version of New Moon. Begins with chapter 5, Bella's first visit to La Push after Edward leaves her. CANON.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 10 - Words: 80,309 - Reviews: 201 - Favs: 157 - Follows: 117 - Updated: 1/26/2010 - Published: 3/27/2009 - Jacob, Bella
Left Holding the Bag by jasperlurks reviews
It's 1926. A P.I. is handed a case that changes his life. A young woman puts her trust in a man she hardly knows. A rookie cop meets the girl of his dreams. Sparks fly. Together, they work to find the missing man who comes to mean the world to them.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 25 - Words: 92,408 - Reviews: 621 - Favs: 316 - Follows: 202 - Updated: 10/1/2009 - Published: 4/23/2009 - Complete
Resident Advisor by hammondgirl reviews
Bella works as a Resident Advisor at Seattle U. She meets Edward Cullen during a Halloween party & learns that he lives on her floor. She finds herself falling in love with him throughout the semester, but what could he possibly see in her? BxE, AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 49,181 - Reviews: 956 - Favs: 718 - Follows: 1,066 - Updated: 9/25/2009 - Published: 12/6/2008 - Bella, Edward
Butterflies and Bella Lunas by suspenders reviews
Edward and Bella have been best friends since high school and now a lapse in judgement one night will change everything. Will he be able to win her heart before it's too late? Canon Pairings. M for a reason
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 24,310 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 106 - Updated: 8/10/2009 - Published: 12/9/2008
The Doctor and Mr Cullen by suspenders reviews
Bella relocates to Seattle to begin her life as a surgeon. Along the way she meets dazzling musician, Edward, and finds herself drawn to this man she doesn't know. She'll soon find out she is more connected to him than she ever knew. Canon Pairings.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 28,579 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 128 - Updated: 4/18/2009 - Published: 12/9/2008 - Bella, Edward
The Telmarine Who Loved The Sea by jellybeansarekewl reviews
My version of Prince Caspian. Movieverse, with some of my own threads and bits. Rated T for later chapters...SusanxCaspian
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,571 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 1/5/2009 - Published: 12/22/2008 - Caspian X, Susan Pevensie
I'll come back when you call me by crystal.heart.12 reviews
Susan wonders why she ever left Caspian and Narnia in the first place. Her heart aches for someone who she cannot ever see again...yet what Narnian magic is left in store for her? Set Post P.Caspian-movie. Susan/Caspian.
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,463 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 1/5/2009 - Published: 12/10/2008 - Susan Pevensie, Caspian X
Not Without You by TruthFreedomBeautyLove reviews
She's alone now, alone with her thoughts and reflections and it all makes her feel like she's about to spontaneously combust. And then she hears his voice and it soothes her just as if he were Jasper's touch. Rosalie/Emmett. Set anytime post-Eclipse.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,055 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/28/2008 - Emmett, Rosalie - Complete
Twenty Tickets by JK5959 reviews
Edward is a geek and madly in love with Bella. To his dismay, they only interact in Biology class. During the school carnival, a none-too-pleased Edward is forced to participate in a kissing booth. How will his night end? AH B/E One-shot
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,416 - Reviews: 237 - Favs: 931 - Follows: 148 - Published: 12/27/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
You'll Never Walk Alone by Kristen Elizabeth reviews
The first meeting of extraordinary minds.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,496 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 9 - Published: 12/11/2008 - Complete
I Keep Smoking Cigarettes by Stretch reviews
Leah takes a long drag and exhales into the bright evening air, watching the smoke fade against the dimming sky. “I don’t like weddings,” she mutters simply.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 299 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 18 - Published: 12/1/2008 - Leah, Rosalie - Complete
Campus Liaisons by Isabel0329 reviews
Bella Swan starts her first semester as an English professor with just the right thing – a one night stand. But what happens when that one night stand shows up in the most unexpected place? All-human, OOC. Rated M for language and sex.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 45,079 - Reviews: 2704 - Favs: 3,746 - Follows: 1,734 - Updated: 11/7/2008 - Published: 8/22/2008 - Bella - Complete
Beyond the Looking Glass by Hopping Cricket reviews
One-shot: Jasper's insecurities blossom at the sight of his scars in the mirror. A little fic about love and of course, how it can conquer even the most gruesome of emotional and physical scars. Rated for sensuality. Pre-New Moon. AlicexJasper.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,777 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 144 - Follows: 11 - Published: 8/1/2008 - Alice, Jasper - Complete
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His Eyes reviews
Simon Snow goes back to Watford for his 30th reunion. (Written for the 2014 YA Summer Showdown.)
Fangirl - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 497 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/14/2014 - Simon Snow, Baz P. - Complete
First Day reviews
A girl meets a boy at a bank. They share a moment in time.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,613 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/15/2011 - OC, George W. - Complete
Left Holding the Bag reviews
It's 1926. A P.I. is handed a case that changes his life. A young woman puts her trust in a man she hardly knows. A rookie cop meets the girl of his dreams. Sparks fly. Together, they work to find the missing man who comes to mean the world to them.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 207 - Reviews: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/23/2009 - Complete
Bad Boys and Book Nerds reviews
Bella is daydreaming her way through college in the University of Washington library. When she's hooked up on a double date with a quiet, gorgeous man, will her dreams become reality? AU/AH.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 37,505 - Reviews: 815 - Favs: 811 - Follows: 503 - Updated: 3/20/2009 - Published: 10/14/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
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