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Author has written 16 stories for Harry Potter, Ouran High School Host Club, and Twilight.

Au départ, je n'étais que lectrice sur ce site, et je ne l'ai découvert que parce qu'une amie y écrit et que je voulais lire ses fics. Puis j'ai commencé à lire d'autres fics et notamment des fics en anglais. Récemment, j'en ai lue une qui m'a beaucoup plu et qui sera la première que je posterai. Ayant eu l'accord de l'auteur pour traduire cette fic en français, j'ai décidé de me lancer. Je ne pense pas écrire de fiction moi-même et si j'écrivais moi-même, je ne crois pas que je le posterai jamais. Ceci dit, j'aime la traduction et ce n'est qu'au titre de traductrice (en herbe) que je compte faire mes armes sur ce site ! (non, je ne suis pas violente !)

Je lis surtout des fics sur Harry Potter et bien que tout le monde ne l'aime pas, j'ai un faible pour le couple Hermione/Draco...Donc attendez-vous surtout à ce genre d'histoires...

Je pense avoir dit l'essentiel... Ah si ! Bonne lecture !!

PS : Petite précision, j'ai écrit cela en 2008 pour me présenter. Je n'ai pas trop changé, je traduis toujours même si j'ai un peu plus de bouteille maintenant. lol. Le vrai truc nouveau, c'est qu'en 2011, j'ai sauté le pas et que je me suis mise à écrire. J'ai quelques idées et pour différentes fics mais je ne commencerai pas deux-trois fics en même temps. (Sinon, j'irai au bout d'aucune... Je me connais...)

Et aussi, je fais maintenant également partie d'une équipe de scanlation française qui propose des mangas shôjô non licenciés en France et qui valent le détour. J'en ai donc profité pour mettre le lien sur mon profil. Si vous êtes fans de mangas, allez donc y faire un tour. :D

. eklablog . fr /news-c17334826 (Enlevez les espaces et ça devrait marcher d'ici à ce que je trouve comment afficher la HomePage... Comment ça ? Qui a dit que j'étais une quiche en informatique ? C'est peut-être vrai mais y a d'autres façons de le dire !)

Bref, je vous souhaite à nouveau bonne lecture.

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Fan Fiction, Sex Gods and Single Girls by bannerday reviews
After a mortifying first meeting, fan-fic writer, Bella, finds story inspiration in her distracting new neighbor, Edward. She thinks he's a player. He thinks she's crazy. But don't judge a book by its cover. There's more there than meets the eye. And Bella might just faint when she discovers who's reading her newest fic! Art imitates life imitates art. EDIT & RE-POST IN PROGRESS
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 56 - Words: 363,862 - Reviews: 24391 - Favs: 6,347 - Follows: 6,434 - Updated: 7/17 - Published: 6/21/2011 - Bella, Edward
Games are afoot by grumpy grizzly reviews
It began when Arthur and Molly are out of the Burrow on Order business and Charlie and Bill are home to babysit. Fred challenges Hermione to think of something fun for them to do and she teaches them a muggle game. But, it continued and the games are afoo
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 55 - Words: 175,337 - Reviews: 1656 - Favs: 1,253 - Follows: 1,278 - Updated: 6/3/2014 - Published: 1/5/2008 - Hermione G., Charlie W.
New Year's by attica reviews
WIP! Finally, he says, through his teeth: "It wasn't nothing. Or, at least, if you insist it be nothing, then it is a nothing that exists in complete contradiction of its nothingness. A very big, sleepless nothing. A very still-not-over kind of nothing." D/Hr
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,246 - Reviews: 154 - Favs: 173 - Follows: 258 - Updated: 4/19/2014 - Published: 8/28/2011 - Hermione G., Draco M.
Love, Bella by T. Alana M reviews
Dear fanfiction... The characters have a few things to say about ffn. Completed.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 101 - Words: 8,977 - Reviews: 434 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 1/18/2014 - Published: 12/30/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Devil Wears Prada by Wanderer of the Roads reviews
Witch Weekly crowned him Sexiest Wizard Alive, the Daily Prophet hailed him as the Most Influential Wizard of the Year, the Gringotts Times named him the most accomplished tycoon in history, and Hermione Granger is about to call him boss. 3 guesses who.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 78,356 - Reviews: 1076 - Favs: 1,331 - Follows: 939 - Updated: 10/21/2013 - Published: 5/27/2007 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
For Everything A Reason by sparklylulz reviews
"You're not a very good person," She starts when he finally turns back to face her. "But you could be." -Dramione.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,942 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 9 - Published: 10/13/2013 - [Hermione G., Draco M.] - Complete
Why Parents Know Everything by LadyQuartz24601 reviews
Hermione Granger wonders if parents know everything as she faces some changes for the better. Fluffy one-shot. (Not compliant with Book Seven or the Epilogue.)
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,005 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 12 - Published: 10/13/2013 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] [Draco M., Ginny W.] - Complete
Une semaine pour tout changer by Malinette H reviews
UA - Pas de magie - Entre coups de gueule, crises de fou rire, une mère totalement dingue de nains de jardin et un chat envahissant au regard autoritaire, lisez l'univers d'une autre Hermione qui a autant de problèmes que celle que nous connaissons
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - French - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 29 - Words: 78,879 - Reviews: 148 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 7/8/2013 - Published: 4/16/2009 - Harry P., Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Smelly Sneak-Thief by Snarky64 reviews
The rules for the selection of Aurors have been widened. Some new recruits have unconventional methods of law enforcement. Teachers' Lounge Challenge: Luna and Dobby working together.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,503 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/26/2013 - Harry P., Luna L., Mundungus F., Dobby - Complete
Cravings by swishandflickwit reviews
"–and on the slight chance we survive this and come out very much alive but wretched, I think we should go have that apple pie." We? she thought, since when were they a we? Since when did Malfoy become such an integral part of her night? Urgh, she groaned, it didn't matter. She just wanted to eat her damn cake! Hermione tries to satisfy her craving. Success? In more ways than one.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,712 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/22/2013 - [Hermione G., Draco M.] - Complete
The Valentine's Auction by Rumaan reviews
One-shot: As one of the 'lucky' lots of Hogwarts' Valentine's Day auction, Hermione finds herself won by Draco Malfoy, of all people. Can they forget their past and enjoy a romantic carriage ride?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,568 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 315 - Follows: 47 - Published: 3/18/2013 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Masquerade by Day Met the Night reviews
"When no one knows who you are, you don't have to worry about being caught." "And what would you be caught for?" "Beguiling the heir to the Malfoy fortune." A one night stand with a masked gypsy at a Halloween Masquerade leaves Draco wanting more. But what happens when the girl behind the mask is someone he never would have expected? Halloween Fic. Dramione.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 18,574 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 312 - Follows: 188 - Updated: 12/30/2012 - Published: 10/14/2012 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Aperitif by TheFicChick reviews
"Biggest regret?" That I didn't meet you first.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,982 - Reviews: 372 - Favs: 836 - Follows: 289 - Published: 11/6/2012 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Flourish & Blotts by theckel reviews
Who else to fit the job at Flourish & Blotts other than Hermione Granger? ... and Draco Malfoy. Two-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,025 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 11/6/2012 - Published: 3/10/2010 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Little, Fragile Toys by Bex-chan reviews
"That incident, their first kiss, always reminded her of a car crash; people often described how they could recall every moment before and every moment after, but the impact itself was lost or hazy, like when you find a new bruise and can't remember where it came from. And Hermione could genuinely remember every detail that followed the impact. Every detail." Dramione. One-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,232 - Reviews: 346 - Favs: 1,505 - Follows: 284 - Published: 7/4/2012 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Yahtzee by GinnyW 31 reviews
If someone would've told me a year ago that I'd be ringing in the New Year in a hospital room, I would've told them they were crazy. New Year's Eve is meant for parties, drinking, and stealing kisses from hot guys. Yeah… this is so not what I wanted.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,680 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 63 - Published: 2/20/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Send and Receive by laceyjr reviews
She'd always been independent. She would just eat some chocolate with Crookshanks tomorrow. No big deal. She was a master at being alone. She was an island. She didn't need any stranded seafarers landing on her only to die or waste away later.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,449 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/15/2012 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Thirty Seven by AlyNiki reviews
Bella repeatedly receives calls from women looking for an Edward she has never met until she decides to figure out his phone number to put an end to it. AH/AU/Canon Pairing/ OS
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,988 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 31 - Published: 1/20/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Mudbloods and VPF's by frostykitten reviews
"Hermione, that's a little messed up." "Maybe, but did you see his reaction? It was worth it."
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 383 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 207 - Follows: 32 - Published: 1/15/2012 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Stop Shaking The Table by Catching A Common Cold reviews
"Stop shaking the table." "No." "Why not?" "Because if I stop shaking the table then I will just end up shaking the Weasel instead."
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,129 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 169 - Follows: 26 - Published: 1/1/2012 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Don't Let Malfoy Drive the Bus by Rumaan reviews
One-shot. It's New Years Eve and Hermione is stuck trying to get a drunk Ron and Harry home. Just as she is nearly home and dry, a complication comes in the form of Blaise Zabini and a toddler with Malfoy's hair. She should have just stayed in this year.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,842 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 451 - Follows: 70 - Published: 12/31/2011 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Amour Volé by Ialona reviews
Hermione a aperçu Drago Malefoy nu dans la salle de bain des préfets. Sa gêne ne passe pas inaperçue, et les choses ne vont pas aller en s'arrangeant lorsque Dumbledore lui demande de faire sa ronde avec le blond pour remplacer une Pansy Parkinson malade.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - French - Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 63,542 - Reviews: 385 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 135 - Updated: 12/29/2011 - Published: 1/25/2009 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Winning Doesn't Always Come With A Trophy by Can'tGetEnoughPotter reviews
Rose isn't the best at playing 'spoons,' a muggle game Lily taught her. But, she has a chance to redeem herself when she picks random person from the courtyard to play with her. Easy enough, right? Well...Scorpius Malfoy isn't exactly what you call easy.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,484 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/20/2011 - Rose W., Scorpius M. - Complete
Ce qu'on n'apprend pas dans l'Histoire de Poudlard by Mimoo reviews
Hermione a toujours trouvé les réponses à ses questions dans les livres. Mais les règles du jeu façon Weasley, elles, ne figurent pas entre deux chapitres de sortilèges...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - French - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 24 - Words: 222,395 - Reviews: 696 - Favs: 384 - Follows: 190 - Updated: 12/6/2011 - Published: 12/25/2010 - Fred W., Hermione G. - Complete
cunaria by ailleurs reviews
Malfoy looked like he was going to have a conniption. "What's so bad? Granger, when I was seven, she transfigured her head to look like an elephant and apparated to my room to scare me just because she felt like it!" He had a crazed look in his eyes and Hermione wished she'd kept her mouth shut. Ugh, when was this dance going to end?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,541 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/23/2011 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
April Fools by MagicalxMinx reviews
No one should spend their birthday alone. rating for language.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,733 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 13 - Published: 11/13/2011 - Fred W., Hermione G. - Complete
The Reluctant Matchmaking Services by elektra30 reviews
Hermione's obsessed with work. Draco's obsessed with a new love interest. When Harry, Ron, Pansy and Blaise come together to discuss their woes, they inadvertently stir up some latent feelings in those two... Written for dramione duet Round 3.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,460 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 11 - Published: 11/2/2011 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Static by galfoy reviews
The Order rescued Draco and Lucius Malfoy after Lord Voldemort turned on them. All the safe houses are full, and Hermione Granger is the only one who can take them in. Will she agree after having suffered a drastic nervous breakdown?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 75,632 - Reviews: 1227 - Favs: 3,070 - Follows: 769 - Updated: 9/23/2011 - Published: 9/6/2011 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Berries, Parchment, Tooth Paste, Oh My! by DreamWithYourEyesOpen reviews
Fred gets a whiff of some amortentia that smells suspiciously familiar.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,262 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 8 - Published: 8/30/2011 - Hermione G., Fred W. - Complete
The Danger of Love by lilkyonkyon reviews
It is a truth universally acknowledged, that a single wizard in possession of a large fortune, must be in want of a wife. Dramione. Based on Jane Austen's Pride and Prejudice. Rated for language. Further summary inside.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 54,158 - Reviews: 483 - Favs: 621 - Follows: 331 - Updated: 8/27/2011 - Published: 6/5/2009 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Blood of Thine Enemy by AMistressMalfoy reviews
'It won't be clandestine meetings behind closed doors. I won't stand for you being ashamed of my name or my past or hiding me from your friends. It's all or nothing, Granger.'
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 18,910 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 14 - Published: 8/26/2011 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Not Exactly the Oval Office by rainsrabble reviews
Hermione's competitive nature gets her into trouble.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,866 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 563 - Follows: 76 - Published: 8/17/2011 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
The Devil's Secretary by frostykitten reviews
Malfoy ran his eyes over her from foot to hair. "I told her big breasts," he muttered irritably before putting his head back down on the desk, looking entirely uninterested and hungover. Hermione added sexual harassment to the growing list against him.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 25,303 - Reviews: 532 - Favs: 1,707 - Follows: 486 - Updated: 8/17/2011 - Published: 7/12/2011 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Home Ice Advantage oneshot by Hibbleton78 reviews
One shot. Hockey fan, Bella Swan, has dedicated so much time and effort avoiding the 'puck bunny' label that she struggles to acknowledge that the attention from new team addition, Edward Cullen, is directed at her.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,258 - Reviews: 208 - Favs: 551 - Follows: 213 - Updated: 6/29/2011 - Published: 7/21/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Dragon Hide by JDPhoenix reviews
True Love Tattoos. A Weasley Wizard Wheezes Product. True Love Tattoos reach deep into your subconscious mind, marking your skin for up to two weeks with a symbolic representation of your soul mate.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 18,279 - Reviews: 327 - Favs: 1,561 - Follows: 363 - Updated: 6/14/2011 - Published: 5/25/2011 - [Hermione G., Draco M.] - Complete
Anniversary Arrangements by scarlettcat reviews
Draco and Hermione have a yearly arrangement. Ron finds out about it in a shocking way. Written for H&V Decade Later Anniversary Challenge.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,837 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 425 - Follows: 54 - Published: 5/18/2011 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Lifelike Shadows by frostykitten reviews
A scream tore from her lips when something grabbed her and hauled her to her feet."Tell me you can see me!" A frantic voice said. The last thing Hermione expected to find while helping her Muggle cousin was the missing Malfoy, now she's stuck with him.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 55,260 - Reviews: 490 - Favs: 905 - Follows: 310 - Updated: 5/17/2011 - Published: 2/14/2011 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
A Very Special Election by Alyssa-JK reviews
Hermione Granger & Draco Malfoy postulent pour être Ministre de la Magie. Hermione veut changer les choses, Draco veut juste l'embeter. Il se fiche de la politique alors pourquoi se présente-t-il? Et pourquoi cela l'énerve-t-elle autant?TRAD NEW CHAP!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - French - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 22,446 - Reviews: 171 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 5/3/2011 - Published: 7/13/2008 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Hiding in Shadows by teshara reviews
A moment between a man and his son. Draco-Scorpius Prompt: Ah women. They make the highs higher and the lows more frequent. Draco is giving his son dating/love advice.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,003 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/2/2011 - Draco M., Scorpius M. - Complete
Rosalie, je crois que c'est Lui by Lolie-Lili reviews
AH.Bella Swan a grandit et vit maintenant sous la surprotection d'Emmett, son frère, à Boston. Sa vie oscille entre Rosalie Hale sa meilleure amie et ses études. Jusqu'au jour où Jasper le frère de Rose revient avec une fiancée..attention : fic comique xD
Twilight - Rated: M - French - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 26 - Words: 155,687 - Reviews: 1122 - Favs: 546 - Follows: 288 - Updated: 5/1/2011 - Published: 4/10/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
A Different Kind of Loyalty by JDPhoenix reviews
Crookshanks has always had good taste in people, so when Hermione finds him with Draco Malfoy she finds herself reassessing his character.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,906 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 348 - Follows: 60 - Published: 4/7/2011 - [Hermione G., Draco M.] - Complete
The Whole Truth by aviddaydreamer reviews
Due to a well-executed prank, the whole of Gryffindor has been fed veritaserum. Draco's not about to pass up the opportunity to question Hogwart's resident bookworm, but what will she have to say? Rated T for language and suggestions of sexuality.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,801 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 187 - Follows: 26 - Published: 4/1/2011 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Tunes with Tony Masen by Just4ALE reviews
Our late night calls were fascinating. His attitude in person was frustrating. Stupid radio host with the velvety, seductive voice. Dr. Jekyll or Mr. Hyde? Will the real Tony Masen please stand up? AH. Drama/Mystery/Romance
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 148,409 - Reviews: 3678 - Favs: 2,736 - Follows: 1,663 - Updated: 3/26/2011 - Published: 3/16/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Scarlet by archer24 reviews
Bella is the greatest thief the world's never seen; she is only recognized by her scarlet calling card. Edward is FBI, and has been able to catch every criminal he's come across. Little do they know, they are both about to meet their match. AH, OOC, AU
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Crime/Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 147,185 - Reviews: 7089 - Favs: 5,150 - Follows: 2,578 - Updated: 3/12/2011 - Published: 10/10/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Breaking Cliques by Pickyourownadventurecontest reviews
Edward, school bad boy; Bella, invisible 'nerd'. Both secretly watch the other from afar. Will a high school party, celebrating the end of an exam and two interfering friends bring them together and break the unspoken line the school has drawn? AH, OOC
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,259 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 16 - Published: 2/12/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Liar Liar, Robes on Fire by Bella286 reviews
TRADUCTION de Cr8vgrl.Hermione essaye de rendre la vie plus facile pour tout le monde, ce qui l'oblige à mentir.Mais quand une potion tourne mal pour Fred,il découvre ce qu'elle éprouve pr lui et lui enseigne une leçon sur le fait de mentir à ses a
Harry Potter - Rated: K - French - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,513 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/31/2011 - Hermione G., Fred W. - Complete
Till Death Do Us Part by AkashaTheKitty reviews
A killer is on the loose, preying on Muggle-born witches marrying pure-blood wizards. This calls for an elaborate - or rather simple, really - scheme!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 71,413 - Reviews: 146 - Favs: 653 - Follows: 125 - Updated: 11/19/2010 - Published: 11/16/2010 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Les pieds du chat by Black666 reviews
Hermione en pleine crise d'auto apitoiement post rupture... Et un Drago pour la consoler... OS pour la sixième nuit du FOF
Harry Potter - Rated: T - French - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 730 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 7 - Published: 10/23/2010 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Je ne veux pas t'aimer by Lula's Lullaby reviews
"-Mais tu m'aimes malgrè tout, n'est-ce pas Granger ? -Je ne t'aime pas Malfoy. -Pourquoi ? -Je ne dois pas t'aimer. -Pourquoi ? -Je ne veux pas t'aimer. -Pourquoi ? -Parce que tu ne peux pas m'aimer..."
Harry Potter - Rated: M - French - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,371 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 16 - Published: 8/20/2010 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
The Tales of a Charming TruckNapper by Mk Marie reviews
Edward makes one memorable first impression! "Stop listening to my music, get off my cell phone, and bring back my truck!" I seethed. "Now!" Are first impressions really the most important? Let's hope not. AU-HUMAN. OOC. All canon couples.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 34 - Words: 114,368 - Reviews: 5697 - Favs: 3,115 - Follows: 1,442 - Updated: 8/16/2010 - Published: 12/24/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
It was just a harmless prank by Jade Wildcat reviews
Fred and George pull a prank on the Gryffindore prefect. See what happens. It was just a one shot but is now developing into a story.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,504 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 8/5/2010 - Published: 3/27/2008 - Hermione G., Fred W.
At the Office by mccullen reviews
So I kind of told my extremely sexy co-worker I hated his guts. And then I kind of made out with him at an office party when I got drunk. And I've kind of been trying to hide from him at work under my boss's desk. Um. AH, BxE. EDITED JUNE 2010
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 16,574 - Reviews: 324 - Favs: 1,040 - Follows: 185 - Updated: 7/24/2010 - Published: 7/11/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
L'inconnue du Bus by Selina Lex reviews
Trad. Ce n'est pas qu'il est snob. Il peut prendre le bus comme tout le monde. Enfin, peut être pas. Mais il va le faire chaque jour, dans l'espoir d'être à coté de cette belle inconnue. OneShot.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - French - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,246 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 18 - Published: 7/17/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
SOS Malefoy ! by Malefoy Heartless reviews
Traumatisée dans son enfance, Hermione est désormais victime de crises d'angoisse incontrôlables lors d'un orage, et ne peut dormir seule. La veille des ASPIC, un orage éclate et la jeune femme est alors prête à tout pour trouver le sommeil... HG/DM
Harry Potter - Rated: K - French - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,910 - Reviews: 206 - Favs: 296 - Follows: 37 - Published: 6/27/2010 - Hermione G., Draco M.
Prophecies by Glalie773 reviews
Draco and Hermione have one thing in common: an intense hatred for Professor Trelawney. Little do they know, it's for the exact same reason. DM/HG. Quick one-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,258 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 17 - Published: 6/22/2010 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Polaroids by unchartedplots reviews
Bella finds one of Edward's displayed Polaroids. He then leaves post-its to lead her to his other Polaroids. All Human. Oneshot. Review!
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,297 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/17/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Meet Francis Platinium by Shandi Luaine reviews
DM/HG! Excerpt:"Stay, you're tough, it amuses me. And there's an exercise which I enjoy particularly: humiliate pretentious females, shitty girls like you." "For my part, my favourite entertainment is to deflate balls of proud and haughty writers."
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,893 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/17/2010 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Here Comes The Sun by human28 reviews
Hermione Granger, Arithmancer extraordinaire, is sent to America to handle the business dealings of a successful wizard. What she expected to be a boring business trip turns out to be quite the opposite. Dramione.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 24,477 - Reviews: 290 - Favs: 278 - Follows: 121 - Updated: 6/14/2010 - Published: 4/11/2010 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
In need of a good soak by BluLady reviews
Hermione ponders the meaning of her Amortentia
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,170 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/2/2010 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Passing Notes by arbitrarygirl reviews
Bella and Emmett are teachers at Forks High, but what happens when Emmett's younger brother comes to teach there as well? What happens when Bella starts passing notes with him? "Check yes or no" All Human; Extreme Fluff - Adding Outtakes
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 29 - Words: 80,139 - Reviews: 745 - Favs: 871 - Follows: 314 - Updated: 6/2/2010 - Published: 5/7/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
A Good Snogging by eryv reviews
"Granger, you need a good snogging." He sounded delighted at her reaction, and Hermione was fairly sure it had nothing to do with her fish impersonation. Oneshot. Dramonie, Rated T because it's not quite K. R&R
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 938 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 8 - Published: 5/20/2010 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Stockholm Syndrome by Althea Black reviews
ABANDONNÉE. UA. Stockholm Syndrome : Propension d'un otage à développer une empathie ou un certain lien émotionnel à l'encontre de son ravisseur. ExB & JxA.
Twilight - Rated: T - French - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 25,386 - Reviews: 576 - Favs: 248 - Follows: 250 - Updated: 5/10/2010 - Published: 4/16/2009 - Alice, Bella, Edward, Jasper
Cheating Fool by E.M. Megs reviews
“Kyoya. I'm pregnant,” she said softly. “And,” he stated coolly, “Why would I need to know this?” Sachi bit her lip. “You're... the father.” I crushed a cookie in my hand and resolved not to talk to that bastard for the rest of the night. KyoHaru-Oneshot
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 871 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 8 - Published: 5/6/2010 - Kyōya O., Haruhi F. - Complete
Can I Sleep Next to You? by thegirlofmanymoods reviews
A flood had hit the city, everyone had been evacuated to the city hall, including her. When night comes around, she doesn't get to have a sleeping bag. Until she saw him she never thought that could be a good thing. One-shot. AU
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,641 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 162 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 4/11/2010 - Published: 2/23/2010 - Sakura H., Gaara - Complete
Impersonate by Ms. Louis Cordice Zabini reviews
The Gryffindor's Have Had Enough of The Slytherin's. NOW IT'S TIME FOR THEM TO GET A TASTE OF THEIR OWN MEDICINE.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 38,651 - Reviews: 275 - Favs: 472 - Follows: 176 - Updated: 4/11/2010 - Published: 10/21/2009 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Behind a Dollar by moogledoodler reviews
Finding the man of her dreams before 30 has been Bella's life goal for long. In a moment of impulse, she wrote her number behind a dollar and trusted fate to bring it to her soulmate. Will fate lend her a helping hand? Read and find out! RXR. One-shot.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,044 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 7 - Published: 3/30/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Early College by Trausti reviews
Being in college is hard, being in college ahead of your schoolmates is even harder especially if you're a 17 year old pinkette with a history of bullying right? Well Sakura just has to find out on her own how different college is from high school... ;P
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 13,127 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 3/27/2010 - Published: 3/4/2010 - Sakura H., Itachi U. - Complete
Drunken Mad Ninja Skills by Eternal Grey reviews
Sakura is drunk and decides to go through an alley to get home. Soon a guy shows up and in defense she busts out with her mad ninja skills. This would work is she was only a ninja... SasorixSakura SasoSaku SakuSaso SakuraxSasori
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 903 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 10 - Published: 3/17/2010 - Sasori, Sakura H. - Complete
All for 34 Sickles by J-walker reviews
My first ONE-SHOT: What should a completely bored Slytherin boy do when he’s stuck inside a library? What else other than annoy the heck out of a Gryffindor girl…
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 622 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 19 - Published: 3/10/2010 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
The Rumor by dyingdream reviews
Hermione heard a rumor about how Draco likes a girl and she is jealous now as she is in face to face with the Slytherine bad boy, she will learn if the rumors are true or not...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,549 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 6 - Published: 3/4/2010 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
We Need A Plan by GrimmauldPhoenix reviews
The Twins find themselves in need of a plan to help them implement their most daring prank yet on Hogwarts! ONESHOT.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,210 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/28/2010 - Fred W., George W. - Complete
UN AMOUR SANS ASSURANCE by Odrey-bzh reviews
Bella, serveuse et fauchée. Edward, client odieux et glacial. Comment Bella va-t-elle gérer un ennui de santé alors qu'elle n'a pas d'assurance? Quelles solutions ? Comment Edward va-t-il interférer ? ALL HUMAN, BxE, AxJ, RxE.
Twilight - Rated: M - French - Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 208,892 - Reviews: 3144 - Favs: 1,093 - Follows: 586 - Updated: 2/28/2010 - Published: 5/26/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
A Woman of Action by chasinglaughter reviews
I’m under the influence of chocolate. Anything I say about James Potter’s incredibly enticing lips or mesmerizing hazel eyes or toned upper arms cannot be held against me.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,366 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 7 - Published: 2/27/2010 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Lips Like Morphine by blacksouledbutterfly reviews
Love was not an emotion he understood very well. For most of his life it had been a very abstract concept. He had heard about it many times over the years but had never experienced it for himself.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,677 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/22/2010 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
1001 idées coquines:apprendre à manier la baguette by Hamataroo reviews
long titre pour un court OS. Quand les serpents misent sur la mauvaise personne, Théodore Nott n'est pas content. Quand l'esprit tortueux d'un Nott se met au service de la fête des amoureux.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - French - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,368 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 10 - Published: 2/15/2010 - Theodore N., Hermione G. - Complete
Getting the girl by karlaakamsloki reviews
“Oh Bella I’m so sorry, that wasn’t the way I wanted you to find out, and it’s not how I…” “Explain. Now.” I had no time for his ramblings. After making a deal with jock Edward Cullen, Bella will learn the meaning of the word lie.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,430 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 23 - Published: 2/14/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Wedding Night Baby by Lives-In-2D reviews
Hinata's depressed at Shikamaru's and Temari's wedding. She's single and still into Naruto. What happens when she gets drunk and the only available shoulder around to cry on is that of Kankuro's? Hormones rage and babies are produced!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 24,668 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 2/11/2010 - Published: 3/29/2009 - Kankuro, Hinata H. - Complete
Pickup Line Hookup by RiverClan's Brambleheart reviews
Bella and Edward meet in a bar. Unknown to Edward, Bella is playing a game, set up by Alice. How will the night end? All human.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,424 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 1/27/2010 - Published: 10/8/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Tout le monde peut tomber amoureux Malefoy by Malefoy Heartless reviews
- Tout le monde peut tomber amoureux Malefoy... - Tout le monde sauf moi, Granger. - Donne-moi dix jours, et je te prouverai que même toi, tu es capable d'aimer... Une fierté aussi dure que sa carapace... Un dm/hg ordinaire ? Oh non...
Harry Potter - Rated: K - French - Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 291,105 - Reviews: 1959 - Favs: 1,053 - Follows: 368 - Updated: 1/24/2010 - Published: 12/9/2007 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Sold, Sight Unseen by quothme reviews
The odds of him dialing her phone number are 3,720 to 1. Yet he does. Their chance conversation leads to something more. Something silly, then serious and a little scary. But in a good way. AU
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 26,130 - Reviews: 1576 - Favs: 3,166 - Follows: 642 - Updated: 1/17/2010 - Published: 1/12/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Sang Pour Sang by Lil's C reviews
"Il n'y a pas de camp Granger, il n'y a plus de Sang. Il y a juste toi et moi."
Harry Potter - Rated: T - French - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 53,816 - Reviews: 257 - Favs: 170 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 12/30/2009 - Published: 12/26/2008 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Interview forcées by Loufoca-Granger reviews
Interviewer l'entraineur et le joueur star d'une grande équipe de quiddich ? Rien de plus simple...enfin si on ne s'appelle pas Hermione Granger et si on s'y connait un minimum au sujet du quiddich. Hermione réussira-t-elle ce défi professionnel ? OS, RAR
Harry Potter - Rated: K - French - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,327 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 12/22/2009 - Published: 12/17/2009 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Changements radicaux by Lina Hell reviews
Bella doit rencontrer la fiancée de son frère Jasper ainsi que le frère de cette dernière. Mais si elle l'avait déjà croisé plus tôt dans la journée ? Comment réagirai une Bella extravertie ? Entre amour, réplique cinglante et idiotes, tous Humain.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - French - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 15,087 - Reviews: 181 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 116 - Updated: 11/19/2009 - Published: 7/1/2009 - Bella, Edward
Spirita Miragere by Malefoy Heartless reviews
ONE SHOT - CHAPITRE UNIQUE Comment, en l'espace de quelques heures, dans un noir complet, les préjugés peuvent-ils changer ? Comment, alors que tout n'est qu'obscurité, Hermione arrive à voir plus clair que jamais dans ce qu'elle croyait sans coeur ?
Harry Potter - Rated: K - French - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 2 - Words: 27,978 - Reviews: 331 - Favs: 378 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 10/21/2009 - Published: 6/15/2009 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Across the Ocean by Annilaia reviews
In one quick and thoughtless act, Bella Swan sends a letter in a bottle across the ocean. It reaches England, where Edward Cullen finds it, and begins their correspondance, one that leads to more than either of them could expect. AH
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 54,489 - Reviews: 3652 - Favs: 5,472 - Follows: 1,325 - Updated: 10/6/2009 - Published: 12/31/2007 - Complete
What's Giving a Pen Got To Do With it? by typerventilating reviews
I hate you, it said. Edward sighed and smiled, before listing the class notes. He stored the note in his pocket, making sure to keep it safe. She loved him, and he knew it. One-shot BxE
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,524 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 10 - Published: 9/30/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Those are MY cookies! by Fatal Excuses reviews
One-shot. Bella and Edward are at an airport. He keeps stealing her cookies. This makes it sound funny, but it's not a comedy. Just read and you'll find out.All human.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 812 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 8 - Published: 9/20/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Romà, una vita non basta by Bewitch-Tales reviews
DM/HG. "Tout dépendait entièrement d'elle. Une femme qu'il avait si souvent critiqué, rabaissé qu'elle avait toutes les raisons de détruire son existence. Et pourtant, elle ne semblait pas disposée à le faire." - Finie.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - French - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 54,342 - Reviews: 217 - Favs: 155 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 8/27/2009 - Published: 8/6/2009 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Muffins and Malevolence by sshg316 reviews
Not everyone is muffin-worthy ... especially not Edward Cullen. Twilight Gift Exchange story. Edward/Bella. All human.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 12,569 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 180 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 8/7/2009 - Published: 8/6/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Mon meilleur ennemi by Click La Magnifique reviews
Ma sœur me déteste, mon père a l’air d’avoir vécu toute sa vie avec un détraqueur, je côtoie un loupgarou, un prof m'a prise en grippe, un psychopathe veut exterminer les Moldus, et mon pire ennemi est tombé amoureux de moi! JamesLily
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - French - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 31 - Words: 232,551 - Reviews: 597 - Favs: 229 - Follows: 119 - Updated: 7/29/2009 - Published: 4/7/2004 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Parchemins by Mackk reviews
OS - Que se passe-t-il lorsqu'Hermione s'adresse à Drago pour participer aux Inter-Sorciers de l'école ? Et la vengeance de Rogue, dans tout ça ?... // C'est une OS parchemins, venez-lire! :D
Harry Potter - Rated: T - French - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,551 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 9 - Published: 7/29/2009 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Stuck! by Annilaia reviews
1 new text message: ALICE HELP ME! I'M STUCK IN THE ELEVATOR WITH SOME REALLY HOT GUY I DON'T KNOW!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 11,759 - Reviews: 1436 - Favs: 2,121 - Follows: 800 - Updated: 7/11/2009 - Published: 4/16/2008 - Complete
Les secrets de miss Evans by Bezo'Semi reviews
Quand Lily révèle par mégarde ses secrets à James, celui ci sait comment s'en servir !... Mais il ne sait pas à qui il a affaire et Lily n'a pas dit son dernier mot! Poudlard n'est pas près de retrouver sa tranquillité... JPXLE
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - French - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 48,092 - Reviews: 266 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 6/27/2009 - Published: 10/3/2007 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Our Little Secret by dreamzofhope reviews
Written for 'The Epic T-Rated Contest' co-organized by Bronzehairedgirl620 and in the memory of Daddy's little Cannibal ...we heard the clicking sound of the locks being undone.The door opened. I stifled a gasp. All Human, Alternate Universe.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,386 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 6/19/2009 - Published: 6/2/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Dinner Date by Mega-Twilight-fan1991 reviews
Bella finally agrees to go on a date with Mike, what happens when he invites along an old school friend called Edward? ONE SHOT!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,950 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 20 - Published: 6/16/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Je veux juste by PumpkinSpy reviews
Hermione se réveille dans un endroit inconnu, n'ayant aucuns souvenirs des évènements de la veille. Un petit OS DM/HG
Harry Potter - Rated: K - French - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,553 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/9/2009 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Le concours by Myrka reviews
Dumbledore organise un concours qui constitue à ce que le garçon le plus populaire de chaque maison DM, HP, un garçon de Serdaigle et un de Poufsouffle , choisisse la fille avec laquelle il va passer 3 jours dans la salle sur demande... HG/DM
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - French - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 20,596 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 4/28/2009 - Published: 9/9/2008 - Hermione G., Draco M.
Le Débat by Wynhilde reviews
Drago et Hermione ont des convictions différentes, et visent le même poste: celui de Ministre de la Magie. Un débat télémagique aidera-t-il les électeurs à se décider? Ou bien permettra-t-il seulement aux deux ennemis de se rapprocher? OS. DM/HG
Harry Potter - Rated: K - French - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,068 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/16/2009 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Viens mon beau chat sur mon coeur amoureux by Wynhilde reviews
Lorsque Hermione teste pour la première fois les possibilités de son corps d'Animagus, ses pas la conduisent tout naturellement vers le dortoir des Serpentard. DM/HG
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - French - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,302 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 14 - Published: 4/10/2009 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Pari Stupide et Douche Ecossaise by Wynhilde reviews
Alors… Disons que Drago fait un pari stupide : il a une semaine pour parvenir à mettre Granger dans son lit. Mais quand on s’amuse à faire des drôles de mélange – genre : Elixir d’Aphrodite Veritaserum – fatalement, les choses se compliquent !… DM/HG
Harry Potter - Rated: M - French - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 17,432 - Reviews: 155 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 4/10/2009 - Published: 1/31/2009 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Severus Snape en vacances by incitatus reviews
Que fait donc le professeur Snape pendant ses congés? Et pour quelle raison a-t-il mis tant de soin à s'habiller cette nuit? Venez découvrir le secret de Severus Snape! OS
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - French - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,665 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Published: 4/7/2009 - Severus S. - Complete
La potion du bonheur by Loufoca-Granger reviews
Il n'y a qu'un seul jour que je déteste dans l'année : le 14 février. Et je crois qu'aujourd'hui je vais détester encore plus cette journée, et le professeur de potions par la même occasion. MINI-FIC. REPONSES AUX REVIEWS ANONYMES
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - French - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 11,413 - Reviews: 177 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 4/5/2009 - Published: 3/18/2009 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
1er Avril Raté by Dadzetos reviews
OS : Aujourd'hui 1er avril, Draco Malfoy décide de faire une blague. Sa victime ? Hermione Granger. Mais évidemment, tout ne se passe pas comme prévu. HG/DM
Harry Potter - Rated: K - French - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,986 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/1/2009 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Le plus populaire des joueurs de quiddich by Loufoca-Granger reviews
Hermione Granger compare sa vie à celle d'un personnage de téléfilm : pourquoi faut-il qu'elle soit amoureuse d'un sportif populaire qui ne prête pas attention à elle. ONE SHOT Mais suite possible.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - French - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,762 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/25/2009 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Countdown by luvscharlie reviews
Hermione always dreads New Year's Eve at the Burrow. Molly and her matchmaking was enough to drive a girl to drink. Charlie/Hermione
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 473 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 11 - Published: 1/6/2009 - Charlie W., Hermione G. - Complete
A Slice of Time by deeh reviews
“Why this, Granger?" He yelled, "Why now? Is the verge of death a convenient time for you?" DHr One-shot. DH/Epilogue Compliant.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,996 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/29/2008 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
A Late Night Christmas Visitor by luvscharlie reviews
A late night visitor from Romania arrives at Shell Cottage on Christmas Eve. Charlie/Hermione
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 890 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 7 - Published: 12/24/2008 - Charlie W., Hermione G. - Complete
Comment changer en un mois, Mode d'Emploi by snakesandapples reviews
Draco est heureux. Il va recevoir la marque, il va entrer dans le cercle, être enfin reconnu et respecté. Mais une jeune fille et la mystérieuse relation qu'elle entretient avec Rogue vont tout changer. Le compte à rebours a déjà commencé. Un mois.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - French - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 50,461 - Reviews: 228 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 12/15/2008 - Published: 3/1/2008 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
The Forbidden Fruit by insaneprincess reviews
...tastes the sweetest. Draco decides to test this theory. “Granger, I’m hardly stalking you. I followed you. Quite different you see.” Draco&Hermione.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 845 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 8 - Published: 11/18/2008 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
His Privately and Exclusively by FanggirlX reviews
Gaara is suffering from a really bad headache when Sakura prances into his office demanding he let her conduct a check up like she was told to by his council of elders See what happens and watch their love blossom from something so simple as a massage
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,393 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 152 - Follows: 12 - Published: 11/18/2008 - Gaara, Sakura H. - Complete
Moonlight Beginnings by Somigliana reviews
It's the night before Harry and Ginny's wedding and you can't sleep...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,338 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 7 - Published: 11/8/2008 - Charlie W., Hermione G. - Complete
Le Mystére d'une Jupe by Terrible person reviews
Tout le monde est obsédé par quelque chose. Draco Malfoy, lui, est totallement obsédé par sa Jupe. Et peut-être même par elle... Et il le sait .
Harry Potter - Rated: T - French - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,376 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 7 - Published: 11/5/2008 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
How to Tell a Girl You Love Her by Halpert-fan reviews
He was sweating all over. His hands wouldn't stop trembling. She looked so beautiful just standing there...This was by far the hardest task Sousuke would ever have to accomplish. :SousukexKaname:
Full Metal Panic - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,734 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/24/2008 - Complete
Hyuugas and Dolls by shrieking minties 51 reviews
After a battle gone wrong with Sound village, Kankuro- who is badly injured- and Hinata are trapped- with no way to contact their companions. Expecting to die, they confide in one another what they never thought to tell another soul. KankuroxHinata
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 8 - Words: 12,502 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 10/2/2008 - Published: 3/27/2008 - Kankuro, Hinata H. - Complete
Dirty Sexy Galleons by DeliciousNewYork reviews
post DH but not epilogue compliant. Hermione is a talented lawyer but her patience will be put to the test when she becomes the Malfoys' family lawyer. Will she find love amongst the insane antics of the Malfoys or will she go crazy herself?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 39,060 - Reviews: 418 - Favs: 266 - Follows: 187 - Updated: 9/25/2008 - Published: 9/30/2007 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Les autres by Shizuka21 reviews
Il ne lui fallut que deux minutes et trente-huit secondes pour le détester. Il lui fallut les six années suivantes pour comprendre que pour connaître James Potter, il s'agissait moins de le regarder lui que ceux qui se trouvaient autour de lui. LE/JP.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - French - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 24,223 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 8/13/2008 - Published: 5/24/2008 - Complete
Nos meilleurs ennemis by lilounette reviews
Les maraudeurs sont dans la maison Serpentard. Lily Evans, Sarah Conor, et Lise Swan, sont elles à Gryffondor. Comment ces trois filles là, ont bien pu faire succomber, les garçons les plus populaires que sont les maraudeurs? Evidement Sarah est...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - French - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 10 - Words: 23,352 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 7/29/2008 - Published: 5/27/2008 - OC, Sirius B. - Complete
Comment j'ai annoncé ma maternité à mes amis by BoBiDiBaBiDiBoU reviews
Ok, le titre est pas super terrible, je l'admets ! En gros, notre petite Hermione annonce une super nouvelle à ses meilleurs amis. ça aurait pu etre sympa, si mon esprit tordu ne s'y était pas mélé !
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - French - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 632 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/4/2008 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Tube by Annilaia reviews
Bella Swan meets an attractive stranger while riding the tube home one day in London. She discovers that, it's not a dream, and they have a lot more in common, making them almost perfect for each other. AH, short story
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,580 - Reviews: 739 - Favs: 1,122 - Follows: 389 - Updated: 6/15/2008 - Published: 4/16/2008 - Complete
Orientation d'un maître des ténèbres by Hamataroo reviews
Tom Jedusor est en 7ème année, et c'est donc le moment de remplir les fiches d'orientations....suivez les pensées loufoques du futur maître des ténèbre.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - French - Chapters: 1 - Words: 894 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 8 - Published: 6/11/2008 - Tom R. Jr. - Complete
Magic hands by From the End of Heaven reviews
Hermione has a strange fascination with a certain pair hands. One-shot
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 648 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/4/2008 - Charlie W., Hermione G. - Complete
Dragon Tamer and the Beast by Akira M reviews
It is a true universally acknowledged that all young women’s tastes in men belong to one of the two categories, they may favor men who remind them of their fathers or fancy their best friends. But wait, there is another type of women… ChHr
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,047 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 5/7/2008 - Published: 5/12/2007 - Charlie W., Hermione G. - Complete
Cette Fouine ! by marguerite26 reviews
Traduction That Ferret! Ou quand Drago essaie de prouver quelque chose à Hermione, et qu'il finit par la rendre completement folle ! POV Hermione
Harry Potter - Rated: K - French - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,694 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/28/2008 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Mission : Poupouffisation by sabryna reviews
Hermione en avait marre marre marre ! Qu'y pouvait-elle si elle aimait les études ? Rien ! Auraient-ils préféré qu'elle soit l'une de ses filles vulgaires et débiles ? Il était temps de leur donner une bonne leçon.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - French - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,435 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/28/2008 - Hermione G. - Complete
Médecine douce by Archea reviews
Harry et Severus chez le bon docteur Freud. Spoilers tomes 6 et 7. Slash HP/SS.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - French - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,045 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/14/2008 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Her and Me by Tierfal reviews
Hermione Granger will take pity on a hapless Draco Malfoy the day Hell freezes over. Draco is lacing up his ice skates.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 36,249 - Reviews: 824 - Favs: 1,268 - Follows: 246 - Updated: 2/25/2008 - Published: 8/21/2007 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
The Eccentric Files by Ren and Missa reviews
When Ino met her dream boy, it was on a bus to New York, and it took her several hours to learn his name and stop calling him 'Pinapple Head'. Sakura, on the other hand, literally ran into hers and got cake all over his shirt. Nice.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 71,190 - Reviews: 1171 - Favs: 1,787 - Follows: 465 - Updated: 1/21/2008 - Published: 4/16/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Ligne à haute tension by Slythewyn reviews
.OS. HPDM Ne mentez pas, nous raffolons tous des canulars téléphoniques. Rien de tel pour rompre son ennui. Mais attention, car parfois la proie peut se réveler prédateur. "Oui allô ? - Potter, c'est ton fantasme qui te parle"
Harry Potter - Rated: K - French - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,875 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/2/2008 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Piles, Files, and Sleds by drcjsnider reviews
The Ministry sends Hermione on a reserach trip during the holidays, she ends up working with one of her least favorite people in the world. DMHG. EWE.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,054 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/26/2007 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Les Petits Malheurs de Missjesaistout by Lil'Ashura reviews
OS. J'ai 24 ans, je me sens vieille, je me sens laide, je me sens nulle et inutile...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - French - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,699 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/5/2007 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Via by Molly Stevenson reviews
Si on lui avait dit qu’elle aurait à se coltiner les Uchiwa en entrant dans ce lycée huppé, elle aurait préféré rester dans son école de pauvre tiens… Alors, oui, c’est officiel, Sakura n’a pas de chance… UA, vocabulaire parfois un peu vulgaire.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - French - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 27,544 - Reviews: 148 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 12/2/2007 - Published: 9/4/2007 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
moi et le chocolat by nadallia reviews
la nourriture c'est sacré et en plus ça raproche
Harry Potter - Rated: K - French - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 672 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/29/2007 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
L'Homme Invisible by likyboy's reviews
Lily est amoureuse... Elle n'a qu'un petit problème, elle ne connaît ni le nom, ni le visage de celui qui fait battre son coeur. Si seulement elle savait à qui appartient cette fichue cape d'invisibilité ! JPLE
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - French - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 24,211 - Reviews: 240 - Favs: 155 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 11/16/2007 - Published: 10/6/2007 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Headmaster Snape by shadowycat reviews
This is a missing scene fic. Snape returns to Hogwarts, in what would be Harry's seventh year, to take up the position of Headmaster of the school. Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,542 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 10 - Published: 10/27/2007 - Severus S., Minerva M. - Complete
Pour une poire by Sleeperwolf reviews
Hermione aime les poires. Quitte à en manger dans la bibliothèque, à l'ombre des regards désapprobateurs. Mais lorsque Drago Malefoy s'immisce dans sa vie quotidienne, son péché mignon prend alors des proportions qu'elle n'imaginait même pas.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - French - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,385 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/15/2007 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Pour un baiser by Miss Chanandelor Bong reviews
[OS] Ou comment une bouche, une après midi passée à la Bibliothèque et de l'imagination peuvent chambouler la vie déjà palpitante de Hermione Granger... surtout quand un certain Draco Malfoy s'en mêle !
Harry Potter - Rated: K - French - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,844 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 10/9/2007 - Published: 8/29/2007 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Don't Call Me 'Mione by Koukla22 reviews
OneShot Challenge. Charlie Weasley was the most arrogant man Hermione had ever known. If he thought he could sway her with those winks of his or that lopsided grin... Well, he might just be right.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,711 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 215 - Follows: 32 - Published: 10/5/2007 - Charlie W., Hermione G. - Complete
Une histoire de vêtements by Opalyne reviews
Hermione devenue vendeuse dans une célèbre boutique de vêtements va apprendre ce que veux dire : Le client est roi...! DM&HG !
Harry Potter - Rated: M - French - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 55,872 - Reviews: 748 - Favs: 305 - Follows: 141 - Updated: 8/26/2007 - Published: 9/20/2006 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Confidence pour Confidence by Warriormeuh reviews
Tout à commencé quand j'ai vu Potter se frotter contre ce cloporte athmatique... Il y a des choses que je peux supporter... mais mon ennemi gay... il y a des limites! Confidence pour confidence Potter... Ta vie va devoir changer! HP.DM. Yaoi.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - French - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 23,299 - Reviews: 322 - Favs: 424 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 7/16/2007 - Published: 7/10/2007 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Des choses à faire by benebu reviews
COMPLETE. En septième année, Hermione meurt pendant un accident en classe de Potions. Elle est loin d'être ravie de revenir en tant que fantôme, et vraiment mécontente de devoir hanter les cachots pour l'éternité. TRADUCTION de la fic de Ramos.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - French - Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 101,647 - Reviews: 249 - Favs: 280 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 5/4/2007 - Published: 4/14/2006 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Une hypothétique conversation by Poupoux reviews
Drago et Hermione. Une discussion dans la bibliothèque ? Non, pas vraiment !
Harry Potter - Rated: K - French - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,265 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/29/2007 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Les Fourreaux by Didi74 reviews
Aucune femme, dont les 35 ans étaient bien tassés, ne devrait porter une robe pareille ! Telle était la pensée qui se répétait inlassablement dans l’esprit d’Hermione Granger depuis qu’elle s’était découverte dans la glace il y avait 15 minutes.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - French - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,422 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/20/2007 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Love Letters by SpellboundWriter reviews
Hermione GrangerWeasley reflects on the events that led to her marriage and true love. A Completed CharlieHermione one shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,103 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/6/2007 - Charlie W., Hermione G. - Complete
The Witness and the Wife by Marmalade Fever reviews
When Hermione discovers an inebriated Malfoy, she helps him get into a witness protection program. Little does she know she's about to be assigned as his wife. DMHG PostHBP COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 39 - Words: 68,498 - Reviews: 2813 - Favs: 2,248 - Follows: 731 - Updated: 1/22/2007 - Published: 1/27/2006 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
The List by inell13 reviews
It's New Year's Eve and Charlie has a list
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,534 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 140 - Follows: 19 - Published: 9/30/2006 - Charlie W., Hermione G. - Complete
In the Still of the Night by Anyisa reviews
OneShot. Hermione has a secret spot at The Burrow that no one else knows about...so she thinks. AU
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,062 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 19 - Published: 9/12/2006 - Charlie W., Hermione G. - Complete
The Cat's Meow by LilTinyBee reviews
“A hungry Hermione is a mean Hermione” and just for fun, throw in a transfiguration assignment, an indecisive Draco, and a devoted feline into the mix. DMHG. OneShot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,915 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 219 - Follows: 20 - Published: 7/25/2006 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
The New Mrs Weasley by omens reviews
When Fred Weasley finds out he's betrothed he's desperate to get out of it. So he enlists the unlikeliest person for help. Fred/Hermione
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 56,103 - Reviews: 3006 - Favs: 2,900 - Follows: 737 - Updated: 3/9/2006 - Published: 12/2/2004 - Fred W., Hermione G. - Complete
Firewhisky by Le Saut de l'Ange reviews
Hermione n'avait jamais encore bu auparavant. Et, après coup ... c'est une expérience extrêmement embarrassante Traduction de Rurouni Star SBHG One Shot
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - French - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,839 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/18/2005 - Hermione G., Sirius B. - Complete
One Waltz by silhouettedbythesea reviews
I never knew how everything could change in just one waltz...HBP spolers! charliehermione oneshot
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,201 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/1/2005 - Charlie W., Hermione G. - Complete
Divine Humiliation by zarah joyce reviews
You humiliated me. I admit you played me very well. However, don't expect this to be the end. After a series of twists and turns, what will be the end of it all? FINISHED.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 86,508 - Reviews: 1818 - Favs: 1,871 - Follows: 336 - Updated: 8/30/2005 - Published: 3/21/2004 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Quidditch sounds like fun by Moony4Moony reviews
A snitch tatoo. A sunburn and a dunking. This leads to an extremly fluffy one shot. CWHG. Read and review. After seventh year.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,285 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 12 - Published: 8/27/2005 - Hermione G., Charlie W. - Complete
Pour l'amour d'un enfant by LaskaMalfoy reviews
TERMINEE. Hermione, 20 ans se promène dans les rues du chemin de traverse où elle rencontre Léo, 2 ans et perdu. mais quand l'enfant en question est le fils de Drago Malfoy, les choses se compliquent.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - French - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 23,014 - Reviews: 254 - Favs: 233 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 5/19/2005 - Published: 5/13/2005 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Aching by Turqoise Angel reviews
ONE SHOT. COMPLETE. Hermione reflects on the one who left her standing in the pouring rain aching for him. "They were never meant to be. “Then why does it feel so right?” a voice inside her head asked."
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,045 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 12/21/2004 - Published: 12/20/2004 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Last Will and Testament by hasapi reviews
[COMPLETE] 'I, Lucius Xavier Malfoy...only in the event of Draco's marriage to Hermione Granger shall all funds be transferred to him.' After Lucius discovers where Draco's loyalties lie, he does the only thing guaranteed to make Draco's life miserable...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 39,155 - Reviews: 1283 - Favs: 1,799 - Follows: 285 - Updated: 11/28/2003 - Published: 1/25/2003 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Au coin du feu by Fred et George reviews
Avec un peu d'imagination et beaucoup de courage, tout peut arriver ! :Þ
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - French - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,969 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 10 - Published: 4/4/2002 - Complete
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Fallait pas me chercher reviews
De retour à Poudlard, Hermione et Draco, tous deux professeurs, se cherchent des noises à chaque occasion qui se présentent à eux. Mais quand Hermione pousse la "plaisanterie" plus loin que prévue, Draco ne se laisse simplement pas faire. M pr insultes...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - French - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 40,353 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 7/13/2012 - Published: 12/4/2011 - Hermione G., Draco M.
Antécédents reviews
Rose a frappé Scorpius à Poudlard. Hermione et McGonagall exigent qu'elle lui fasse des excuses. S'ensuit donc une petite discussion mère-fille d'où il ressortira que Rose est bien la fille de sa mère...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - French - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,509 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/11/2012 - Scorpius M., Rose W. - Complete
Poisson d'avril reviews
Personne ne devrait passer seul son anniversaire. C'est ce qu'Hermione n'arrête pas d'entendre ces temps-ci...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - French - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,271 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 6 - Published: 11/24/2011 - Fred W., Hermione G. - Complete
Inventaire des phrases de drague reviews
Edward et Bella se rencontrent dans un bar mais ce qu'Edward ne sait pas, c'est que Bella joue à un jeu. Et ce jeu, c'est Alice qui en a fixé les règles... Comment se terminera la soirée ? Tous Humains
Twilight - Rated: T - French - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,310 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 8 - Published: 10/10/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Pour te retrouver reviews
Lors d'un gala, Draco retrouve sa femme qui l'a quitté il y a 6 ans sans donner une seule explication. Hermione, en le voyant, ne pense qu'à une chose : s'enfuir encore. Mais Draco ne l'entend pas de cette oreille. Développement des 'besoins d'une fille'.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - French - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 23,028 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 10/8/2011 - Published: 2/15/2009 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Dernières volontés et testament reviews
Alors comme ça, Draco a préféré Dumbledore à Voldemort ! Alors comme ça, Draco a trahi Lucius ! Et il croit s'en tirer comme ça ?Parfait ! Et bien, ça ne devrait pas lui poser de problème de supporter une sang de bourbe pour le restant de ses jours.gnark
Harry Potter - Rated: T - French - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 44,079 - Reviews: 140 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 5/28/2010 - Published: 2/17/2009 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Le Dompteur de Dragon et la Bête reviews
Charly veut taquiner notre Gryffondor préférée et devinez quoi ? C'est lui le plus embêté. Non mais oh, on ne s'attaque pas à Hermione Granger sans en subir les conséquences. Tout se paie. Mais ça peut devenir drôle...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - French - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,714 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 8 - Published: 9/13/2009 - Charlie W., Hermione G. - Complete
Un brin imprévisible ? reviews
Programme d'échange entre Beauxbâtons, Durmstrang et Poudlard. Hermione est restée au château et elle doit réfréner ses pulsions meurtrières... La jalousie amène parfois à faire des choses imprévisibles... HGDM
Harry Potter - Rated: T - French - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,537 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 11 - Published: 2/5/2009 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Le cadeau suprème reviews
Noël. Hermione et Draco sont Préfets en Chef et évidemment, ils ne se supportent pas. En pleine dispute, ils s'apprêtent à entrer dans leurs appartements mais c'est sans compter avec l'entêtement du tableau qui garde leur porte... Respectez la tradition !
Harry Potter - Rated: T - French - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,453 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 6 - Published: 2/4/2009 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Des gallions sexy et sales reviews
Hermione est une avocate brillante qui n'a qu'une passion : les laissés pour compte mais quand Lucius Malfoy vient lui demander de s'occuper de ses problèmes de famille, Hermione se demande si elle doit accepter. Dans quoi met-elle les pieds ?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - French - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 44,574 - Reviews: 229 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 1/28/2009 - Published: 10/2/2008 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Le Génial 'Plan Ootoro' reviews
Haruhi fait part de sa façon de penser... Kyouya aurait pourtant dû s'en douter...
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: K - French - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 125 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/15/2008 - Haruhi F., Kyōya O. - Complete
La même page reviews
Hermione voudrait lire un livre. Bien sûr, d'habitude, elle n'a aucun mal à le faire mais, cette fois, Draco ne lui rend pas la tâche facile...
Harry Potter - Rated: K - French - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 425 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 8 - Published: 10/23/2008 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Vernis à ongles reviews
Un OS sympathique sur un certain vernis à ongle qu'arbore une certaine princesse Gryffondor et qui ne manque pas d'intriguer un autre certain prince Serpentard... Un résumé bien vague n'est-ce pas ? Le mieux, je crois, c'est encore d'aller voir vous-mêmes
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - French - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,630 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 10/22/2008 - Published: 9/30/2008 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Jouons ! reviews
Un soir d'orage, tous les élèves sont priés de rester dans leurs quartiers respectifs. Hermione et Draco, préfets, se retrouvent ensembles. Et pour une fois, c'est Hermione qui ne s'est pas comment s'occuper... Quoique...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - French - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,316 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/25/2008 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Aimless Draco torture reviews
Hermione sans son sang-froid ? Elle s'apprête à faire un annonce terrible dans le Grand Hall dans le simple but de se venger de Malfoy. C'est assez méchant et fortement déconseillé de le faire en vrai... Mais il s'agit d'une fic !
Harry Potter - Rated: T - French - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 613 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/24/2008 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Les besoins d'une fille reviews
Tu penses que je vais te laisser partir maintenant ?" Sa voix était douce, mais quelque chose derrière cet avertissement força Hermione à abandonner toute idée de se débattre. Tu as volé les années que j’aurais pu passer avec elle et maintenant…"
Harry Potter - Rated: T - French - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,599 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 13 - Published: 9/19/2008 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete