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Master Edward by Rosalie Adrian reviews
AU. Dominant Edward. Rated M for sexual content/lemonyness. What will Bella do when Edward continues to tease her throughout the night? Stay tuned. I WILL be continuing soon, promise.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,414 - Reviews: 144 - Favs: 345 - Follows: 419 - Updated: 1/3 - Published: 10/23/2008 - Bella, Edward
Notes Galore! by Nosuchthingashappilyeverafter reviews
What happens when you mix a very hyper Bella, a pad of paper and a pen? THIS! Baisiclly, the Cullen's start passing note instead of talking. Very random, very, very OOC. Very funny. So, please read and reveiw.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 121 - Words: 40,684 - Reviews: 2742 - Favs: 394 - Follows: 200 - Updated: 4/29/2012 - Published: 6/7/2008 - Complete
No More Boundaries by saphira341 reviews
Edward decides he can't resist Bella anymore, so he throws out all of his boundaries. Please Read and Review. It's my first story, but it will get better I promise.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 65,565 - Reviews: 1982 - Favs: 1,157 - Follows: 959 - Updated: 1/18/2012 - Published: 3/21/2008 - Bella, Edward
Beware the Lycan by xxBeautiful Nightmarexx reviews
“I will never, I repeat never leave you alone Bella. You are mine. Do you understand?” His eyes starting to turn green. “Yes…” I gave in. "You will love me one day, Bella. I promise." I would never love him. Never. BxE. Lots of sexytime, hot dominating Ed
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 31 - Reviews: 578 - Favs: 577 - Follows: 642 - Updated: 6/10/2011 - Published: 1/1/2009 - Bella, Edward
Eternally Intertwined by Bronzehyperion reviews
The moment vampire Edward Cullen meets human girl Bella Swan, he is attracted to her. But she is taken so he cannot pursue her. Things change when his sister Alice has a vision that intertwines Edward's life with Bella's indefinitely. Eternally...COMPLETE
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 51 - Words: 297,931 - Reviews: 1204 - Favs: 1,057 - Follows: 651 - Updated: 3/5/2011 - Published: 10/19/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The Last Lonely Cullen by Demon13 reviews
The only mateless vampire in his coven, Edward spends his days wandering the Earth searching for his soulmate. Carlisle thinks he's found her for him in the form of the Chief's daughter. Will Edward and Bella find a way to love one another?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 108,067 - Reviews: 1602 - Favs: 1,033 - Follows: 1,092 - Updated: 10/31/2010 - Published: 12/14/2008 - Edward, Bella
Private Tutor by creampuffsteph reviews
Bella takes a chance and goes to school far from where she's used to. But what happens when her extremely good looking TA seems to despise her for no reason? My first fanfic, be gentle please. all human, bxe, axj, rxem
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 41 - Words: 234,248 - Reviews: 5415 - Favs: 5,302 - Follows: 2,641 - Updated: 2/17/2010 - Published: 7/16/2008 - Complete
Dreams by dolcevida7 reviews
Edward and Bella have been friends since birth, and nothing more. After 20 years of friendship, one night in bed could change their relationship forever. All human, EPOV, Sweet Lemons!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,610 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 183 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 11/22/2009 - Published: 5/17/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Blackbird by Kisho Myst reviews
Bella was intent on ending her life, until she met a boy named Edward at La Rouge psychiatric hospital. But there is something about Edward that doesn't sit right with Bella... DARK FIC. Rated M for future content. BxE
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 43,647 - Reviews: 343 - Favs: 302 - Follows: 327 - Updated: 11/16/2009 - Published: 10/1/2008 - Bella, Edward
A Cullen Moment by Wolf Babies reviews
This is a collection of completely random moments in time during the everlasting lives of the Cullen family.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 102 - Words: 84,587 - Reviews: 1803 - Favs: 289 - Follows: 132 - Updated: 10/31/2009 - Published: 6/14/2008 - Third Wife, Joshua U. - Complete
I'll Eat You Alive by Mezzanottex3 reviews
Edward is back in Forks, but something is very wrong. He's not the same as he used to be. "I feel like a savage, Bella. I'm trapped inside a body I can't control." ExB: lemons. dark/mature themes. vampires. OOC. "That's right, sweetheart. Scream my name."
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 25 - Words: 97,276 - Reviews: 2734 - Favs: 2,243 - Follows: 1,765 - Updated: 9/20/2009 - Published: 5/21/2008 - Bella, Edward
Wendy's by KatieBelleCullen reviews
Bella can't stop thinking about the silent yet intense boy who watches her at school. What happens when they meet, late at night, at Wendy's? Rated M for my usual. . .language and smut. AU/AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 24,859 - Reviews: 386 - Favs: 1,074 - Follows: 529 - Updated: 9/1/2009 - Published: 4/17/2009 - Edward, Bella
Not Alone by Lamb on Heroin reviews
Tutor-girl Bella Swan just watches life from afar, crushing on the most popular guy on highschool and star of the Tree Hill Ravens is not easy, but what if that crush goes both ways? SMC ENTRY One Tree Hill/Twilight - ExB
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,023 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 367 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 8/16/2009 - Published: 2/3/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Official Twilight Summer SmutDown 2009 by BritishBitches reviews
14 days of summer-themed-smut! Same as the SmutVent calendar, each chapter will be a one shot written by a different guest author in a countdown to 21st June - the first official day of summer. Enjoy!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 83,390 - Reviews: 346 - Favs: 334 - Follows: 341 - Updated: 8/7/2009 - Published: 6/7/2009 - Complete
Once Upon a One Night Stand by come back running xx reviews
Bella's had a series of bad boyfriends & tired of it. She has a one night stand with Edward CEO of a large company, and secretly a mafia boss. Next day Bella leaves and Edward's distraught. He turns obsessive and will stop at nothing to have her back.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 81,665 - Reviews: 1909 - Favs: 1,472 - Follows: 1,553 - Updated: 7/27/2009 - Published: 10/25/2008 - Edward, Bella
Before The Turn Escapades by MaeCullen17 reviews
A collection of "romantic" escapades of Edward & Bella before he turns her. *She never get's pregnant on Isle Esme* Pretty true to character. Lemons galore! Stay tuned for "After The Turn"! **Check out my other stories!**
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 50,833 - Reviews: 333 - Favs: 391 - Follows: 162 - Updated: 7/12/2009 - Published: 5/1/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Family Secrets by sirenastarot reviews
Now Complete! Post BD. Five happy couples live in the Cullen house. Bella discovers a dirty little secret about the Cullens. Rated M for a series of lemons. If you don't like Bella with anyone but Edward, Don't Read!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 32,640 - Reviews: 547 - Favs: 855 - Follows: 442 - Updated: 7/6/2009 - Published: 11/26/2008 - Bella - Complete
The Official Twilight SmutVent Calendar 2008 by BritishBitches reviews
25 days of smut! The best smut authors on FanFic have come together to create the ultimate advent calendar! Each day leading up to Christmas we will be posting a new chapter, each written by a guest author! Lot's of lemons! Enjoy! x Outtakes now posted!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 33 - Words: 137,830 - Reviews: 1123 - Favs: 967 - Follows: 680 - Updated: 6/7/2009 - Published: 12/1/2008 - Complete
You said my name when? one shot! by raok reviews
Another BxE 1shot. Hate sex, it's fun... really. A/U, lemons... um any other disclaimers? Oh, language. Lots and lots of bad language.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,232 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 208 - Follows: 39 - Published: 5/19/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
A Love With No Limits: Edward & Bella by AngelAtTwilight reviews
Edward and Bella's Honeymoon. S/L
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 13 - Words: 88,995 - Reviews: 1206 - Favs: 1,318 - Follows: 760 - Updated: 4/25/2009 - Published: 10/15/2008 - Bella, Edward
Stephenie Meyer and the Renegade Characters by browniechadowes reviews
Stephenie gets a little annoyed when her characters try to alter/comment on her novel, Twilight. Rated M for language mainly due in part to Jessica's inner dialogue
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 31 - Words: 23,901 - Reviews: 247 - Favs: 163 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 4/20/2009 - Published: 12/29/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Stephenie Meyer and the Glitter of Doom by browniechadowes reviews
Take 2. The characters of the Twilight series are back, and they are kicking butt and taking names commenting/altering New Moon. Rated M for general lack of a language sensor.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 28 - Words: 32,347 - Reviews: 187 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 4/20/2009 - Published: 1/2/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Stephenie Meyer and the Triangle of Shippiness by browniechadowes reviews
Take 3. Oh, you bet they're back again, the characters of Twilight, going big or going home, altering/commenting Eclipse. Rated M for serious lack of dirty mouth filter.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 29 - Words: 31,937 - Reviews: 163 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 4/20/2009 - Published: 1/7/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
50 Things To Do When You're Bored by Lost in Believing reviews
50 Things To Do When You're Bored. Cullen Style. You never know what could happen in the Cullen Household. Hilarity ensured for some chapters. Sometimes other people are brought into the craziness...All 50 Things To Do When You're Bored. Now Complete!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 52 - Words: 76,434 - Reviews: 3228 - Favs: 945 - Follows: 438 - Updated: 4/13/2009 - Published: 7/3/2008 - Complete
Roleplay Reward by katie-masen reviews
Before, he had made love to her. Slow, passionate and full of love. This wasn’t love making. This was sex, lust fueled,sex. This was total complete possession and she willingly gave herself to his pleasure. ExB LEMONS
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,674 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 213 - Follows: 111 - Updated: 3/29/2009 - Published: 9/21/2008 - Edward, Bella
One of the Guys by celtic mommy reviews
AH; OOC; Bella, Edward, Jasper, Emmett- best friends since college, living together and finding hijinx. Edward is in love with Bella, but she's oblivious. What happens after a crazy drunken night? Will their friendship survive? Canon pairings - HIATUS
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 44,839 - Reviews: 253 - Favs: 243 - Follows: 332 - Updated: 3/11/2009 - Published: 11/11/2008
Surprises by KatieBelleCullen reviews
Edward surprises Bella after a rather personal and intimate moment. But the real surprise is his reaction. My entry for the Dirty Talking Edward Contest. Rated M for a reason.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 14,855 - Reviews: 665 - Favs: 1,998 - Follows: 1,362 - Updated: 2/25/2009 - Published: 10/23/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
White sand and dark jungles by OMGalarm reviews
A plain crashes on a deserted island, and only eight people survive. With no rescue in sight, they have to fight for survival. Bella also has to fight her relentless attraction to some of the men on the island.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,911 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 2/16/2009 - Published: 1/11/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Will Work Fer Smut by vanillabeans reviews
NC-17 One-Shot! Bella, being engrossed in a happily fulfilling, if conventional relationship, returns home one evening to find a side of Edward she's never seen before... a side we like to call: Domward. Written solely for my bb antiaol. NC-17/MA
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,287 - Reviews: 203 - Favs: 618 - Follows: 221 - Published: 1/31/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Pleasure, Thy Treat by EclipsedofSoul reviews
Pleasure is not always given, sometimes it is taken... and sometimes it is both. SMC contest entry.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,617 - Reviews: 124 - Favs: 332 - Follows: 99 - Published: 1/31/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Fever by annasaurusss reviews
Edward's best friend, Bella, whom he's in love with, comes down with a nasty fever. Can he help her cure it? E/B, All human. I don't own any of these characters, S.Meyer does.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,552 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 19 - Published: 1/30/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Tie Her Down by xlovexlustx reviews
One Shot for the Dirty Talking Edward Contest held by Isabel0329, LeechLover85 and moon.witche. BxE, AU, AH, OOC. Bella wears a provacative outifit to school to get Edward's attention, what will his reaction be? M for very graphic sex scenes and swearing.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,586 - Reviews: 261 - Favs: 1,262 - Follows: 322 - Updated: 1/16/2009 - Published: 10/6/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Exposure by EclipsedofSoul reviews
The vampire court is a dangerous place for a human girl, but especially when she appeals to a certain one of them... SMC contest entry for ‘Underworld’.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,928 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 261 - Follows: 61 - Published: 1/16/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
You Will Obey Me by MaeCullen17 reviews
What if Edward and Bella didn't forgive each other after Bella escaped school to go to La Push? Edward thinks that Bella belongs to him. Will Bella obey him? Lemons! Slightly to Very OOC for Edward. However, I think we can all see Bella acting like this.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,003 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 200 - Follows: 65 - Published: 1/12/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Shh You'll Cause An Avalanche by MaeCullen17 reviews
Edward takes Bella away to have some time alone. Will there time be well spent? DTE & Lemons! Slightly OOC...
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,967 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 1/11/2009 - Published: 1/9/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
If he won't touch me by MaeCullen17 reviews
Edward won't touch Bella the way she wants him to. What happens when he thinks she is tempting someone else...? BPOV. Lemons! Slightly OOC in later chapters! My first fic!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 7 - Words: 10,116 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 219 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 1/8/2009 - Published: 1/7/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Finally by sigkurk reviews
Edward finally gets what he's wanted for the past year and a half. Inspired by the Sexy Edward Contest. A/H. Lemon. Dominate kind-of.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,075 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 1/4/2009 - Published: 1/3/2009 - Complete
Edward has a secret? by VampireLover102 reviews
EdwardxBella When Edward finally gives into Bella, she learns of his likings. But the world is against them. Will Edward and Bella ever have a peaceful life? Rated M for lemons. : D My Beta for this story: vampvixen01
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 15 - Words: 17,104 - Reviews: 378 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 133 - Updated: 12/29/2008 - Published: 3/13/2008 - Bella, Edward
A Redder Shade of Pale by For3ver Immortal reviews
**COMPLETE!** During Edward's time away from the Cullen's, he stumbles upon an orphan and the call of her blood is something he cannot deny. Suffering from centuries of loneliness, he decides to turn her for his own not knowing if she'll reciprocate..
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 39,669 - Reviews: 262 - Favs: 314 - Follows: 141 - Updated: 12/29/2008 - Published: 8/18/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Two For One Deal by PiercedWolfGirl reviews
One-Shot Entry for Talking Dirty Edward Contest. Bella a stripper once was left with an unforgettable night with edward, what happens when he shows up and her apartment and takes both her and her friend rosalie? ALL HUMAN
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,481 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 244 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 11/3/2008 - Published: 10/22/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Discovered Desires, Dangerous Desperation by Phantom-writer3739 reviews
For the Dirty Talking Edward contest: A year after Bella is changed she's driven Edward insane because she doesn't have time to spend with him. So he drags her off to a remote forest in South America to teach her a lesson. AU
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,815 - Reviews: 142 - Favs: 554 - Follows: 108 - Updated: 10/27/2008 - Published: 10/20/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
What She Needs by hammondgirl reviews
During Biology, Edward gets a peek into someone's fantasy staring none other than himself & the one person he finds himself growing increasingly attracted to: Bella. When Bella suddenly begins to feel ill, he offers her a ride home... BxE, AU
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,235 - Reviews: 170 - Favs: 779 - Follows: 176 - Published: 10/24/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
He Will Never Touch You Like This by Edward the Dark Angel reviews
WINNER of DTE Contest! Can gentleman Edward Cullen talk dirty and be romantic at the same time? Read and find out. A jealous, frustrated Edward finally lets loose and gives Bella everything she wants, and then some. There's a plot in there somewhere.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,530 - Reviews: 257 - Favs: 1,038 - Follows: 199 - Published: 10/23/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Shampoo by hammondgirl reviews
Bella shares her first intimate experience with Edward. When she tries to reciprocate, everything falls apart at the seams. Will Edward explain what went wrong? Can they get back to where they were? An entry to the DTE contest. BxE, AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,617 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 328 - Follows: 64 - Published: 10/16/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Multiples by tennisjunkie reviews
Inspired by the "Sexy Edward Contest" - Bella is frustrated and calls Edward up for a booty call. AH. GRAPHIC.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,265 - Reviews: 390 - Favs: 1,550 - Follows: 516 - Updated: 10/10/2008 - Published: 9/13/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
How Things Should Be by SunshineCaroline reviews
Just a little One-Shot goodness! Edward's jumping to conclusions and it all boils up to a side of Mr. Cullen we've never seen before. A very dominant side that one Mrs. Bella Cullen happens to like very much...
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,501 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 27 - Published: 10/8/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The Games We Play by Isabel0329 reviews
When Bella plays games with Edward, he takes action to punish her. Rated M for domination, sex and language! AH, All-Human. Extremely OOC. Example for the Dirty Talking Edward Contest.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,552 - Reviews: 162 - Favs: 1,042 - Follows: 200 - Published: 9/23/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
After Dinner by cass189 reviews
For Jayeliwood's Sexy Eddie Contest. After a horrible dinner Edward helps Bella forget all about it. BXE Lemon
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,318 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 27 - Published: 9/22/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Playing Solitaire by CallistoLexx reviews
Edward's embarrassed, the Cullens tease, and Bella's naïve. Somewhat OOC.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,607 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 175 - Follows: 42 - Published: 9/1/2008 - Complete
Twilight Fanfiction Etiquette by Insanity's Partner reviews
Everything--And I mean EVERYTHING--there is to know about writing a Twilight fanfiction. I've got it down from Planning, to Summaries, to Grammar, to Other Characters, to Research...and even what to do when you get a writer's block! -Version 3.0-
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,792 - Reviews: 214 - Favs: 197 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 8/30/2008 - Published: 6/30/2007 - Complete
Accepting The Consequences by cdunbar reviews
Bella surprises Edward one day after work. He responds by letting his dominant nature take over. From Edward's POV.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,269 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 319 - Follows: 91 - Published: 8/21/2008 - Complete
A Woman Scorned by The Romanticidal Edwardian reviews
All Vampire. Bella and Edward get in a fight, and Edward wants to show her who's in control. Just some smut, angry sex because it's the best. One-shot. Review please!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,832 - Reviews: 332 - Favs: 691 - Follows: 136 - Published: 7/20/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Life To Existence by Says The Schizophrenic reviews
AU: Alice and Jasper found Edward as a baby in Chicago. They bring him home with them to the rest of the Cullen’s. They are Vampires and he is human. He will meet Bella When he gets olderBXE RomanceHumorDrama. Better then it sounds! *FINISHED*
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 48,191 - Reviews: 1022 - Favs: 842 - Follows: 376 - Updated: 3/24/2008 - Published: 6/24/2007 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Define Mischievous by AlkalineLeigh reviews
This is just a bunch of incredibly random stories that basically entail the wonderful adventures of the Cullens and Bella. Of course, the only way that they can spend time together without fighting for someone's life is getting into mischief.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 48,366 - Reviews: 380 - Favs: 148 - Follows: 141 - Updated: 2/9/2008 - Published: 8/27/2007
Interupting Bella by Klutzzy55 reviews
Origanilly a oneshot, but it was hard to resist! How does doghnuts, Rosalie, and hair mix? What is Emmett's blinky thing? Why does Alice despise McDonalds? How can Jasper be a life gaurd? What is Esme better at doing than Carlisle? LOVE REVIEWS!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 42,466 - Reviews: 253 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 10/30/2007 - Published: 6/28/2007