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Author has written 3 stories for Naruto, and Bleach.

[ Pen-name formerly iCanbEYOURrUKIA ]

Name: Savannah. Friends and family call me Vanny.

Age: 17

Interests:Reading, writing, listening to music, drawing, playing video games, hanging out with friends, eating sushi, fashion, film and literature, watching Wrestling(mainly WWE), watching anime; typical teenager schtuff I suppose.

Favorite Anime/Manga(s): Inuyshsa, Naruto/Naruto Shippuden, Bleach, Ao no Exorcist(Blue Exorcist), Eden of the East, Soul Eater, Kimi ni Tokede, Best Student Concil, and more [in no perticular order]

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UPDATE!! 04/28/12

Hey everyone! Just writing to say I've just uploaded chapter 8 of It's Only High School like 30 seconds ago, so go check it out! I've had a rough past two weeks, but I'm feeling better now and got that chapter up finally. I seriously just finished it an hour ago so chapter 9 is on my queue of things to start, but I shall try my best to crank it out while the creative juices are flowing. There's a little surprise for you all towards the end and maybe, just maybe, some citrus too? Hmm, read and find out!

Also, I'd like to tell everyone that I have a healthy yet sustainable addiction to the new Disney show Austin&Ally. Who am I kidding? It's an obsession at this point! Austin and Ally are just my new favorite OTP, OMFG. Every time he says something sweet to her or they look at each other I'm just in the corner like: "NBNBDKGBFJGFBGNB, NOW KISS!" LOL. It's under control, I promise. And Ross Lynch is perfect in so many ways, UNF He's in a band with his 3 older siblings and their best friend called R5, and they are AMAZING! If you don't know about them I definitely recommend looking them up on youtube. They have a sort of pop-rock sound but holy calzones, they're so great. They've got really great covers of songs too, but unfortunately you can only hear those through fan captured videos that don't have the best quality. Still worth a look though. Or you can visit http:/// and check them out there (yes I'm advertising, don't judge me .). They're based out of California and about to go on their first West Coast Tour, which I am extremely sad about because I live on the east coast and there's no way I'm getting to the other side of the country anytime soon. I just hope this tour will make their fanbase grow even larger so that one day they can tour the world and just be badass all over the place, haha.

Welp, that's it for now folks, hope you didn't mind that lovely little rant of mine. I've got a few ideas for fics in the works, and I'm also thinking of writing a few Auslly(Austin and Ally) one-shots since I ship them harder than a mofo. That pairing is seriously just too perfect to ignore. But I'm trying not to fail my AFM class so I can't tell you when any of that will be posted. I'm a terrible author, I know v.v Hopefully you guys still love me, I will fulfill all these promises one day, I PROMISE! Ja ne!

UPDATE!! 03/28/12

Hello everyone! Well first and foremost I'd like to say HAPPY BIRTHDAY SAKURA-CHAN! My favorite female Ninja is like what, 17 or 18 now? Sigh, they grow up so fast ,D

Anyway, I just wanted to let everyone know that I'm falling a little behind with my online classes due to other things, so updating my story won't be a guaranteed thing. I am in the midst of writing chapter 8 of It's Only High School but it is nowhere near complete. Thankfully I've got the paper for my senior exit project out of the way, and my English teacher says it doesn't need any changes, so that should clear up my schedule a bit. I still have online work that I need to do, however spring break starts this Friday for us so that'll give me time to write as well. Also, I may or may not have chapter 8 yet, depending on when I finish my school work and if my brain doesn't decide to die for the night xD I'll really try my best to at least get something up this week, but as usual I can't make any promises :( Thank you all for being to patient, I'll speak to you soon. Ja ne!

UPDATE!! 02/20/12

Hey guys, so I've had a few things going on lately including semester exams and various school projects, so updating my stories has been nearly impossible for me. I've also gotten a new laptop recently for my birthday, so updating sooner is a possibility. I also don't have to keep jumping my files around from computer to computer, ipod to tumblr, although I will still continue to save them to my flash drive just to be safe. At the moment I;m supposed to be working on my research paper for English class, which is a part of my senior exit project here in North Carolina, and will ultimately determine if I graduate high school or not, but I felt you all needed an update. So, as usual I can't guarantee when I will update either of my stories, put I promise to put something out soon. I have most of chapter 7 for It's Only High School completed, so hopefully I can get it up this week when school isn't in the way. I've also got Online classes which I can do at school and home, but things a still pretty hectic this semester. Again, I'm so sorry for leaving you all hanging, but I promise I'll finish what I start. :3

That's all for now, Ja ne!

UPDATE!! 10/18/11

Howdy everyone! Just a quick update to let you know that all of the older chapters of It's Only High School from 3 years ago, have been removed and replaced with their newly revised versions. I've currently just finished uploading another chapter, making that 4 in total. As I've said before, new material has been added along with the clumping together of a few chapters, resulting in a much cleaner, much clearer piece of work. I've stuck to my original plot, so no worries there, and I won't be changing the name of the story. I can't give a concrete answer of how many chapter there will be, but it won't end for awhile. Can't say how frequent updates will be either, since it is the middle of the school year.

In addition, you may all have recognized my pen-name change by now, and hopefully everyone following the story won't be confused. Gomen. Also, the summary for this story has been altered, the full versions in both the beginnings of chapters 1 and 2, and also further down on my profile under -Stories:- It includes the original as some might recognize, but that's not a big deal. I've just made it a little more appealing and in better correlation to the plot itself. AND, the "under maintenance" sign has been removed :3 That's all for now, stay posted. Ja ne!

UPDATE!! 10/10/11

First and foremost, I'd like to say happy birthday to one of my favorite anime characters of all time, the No.1 hyperactive, knucklehead ninja: Naruto Uzumaki! It's been really amazing to watch all the characters of the Narutoverse grow with us over the years, Naruto being on of the most in-depth manga/anime series I've seen since Dragon Ball Z. Naruto has developed from a strange, loud-mouthed, knuckle head troublemaker to a loud-mouthed, slightly more mature, still pretty dense, badass ninja teenager. Not to mention he's super hot now, am I right? I suppose he'd be 17 now, neh? Mmm, 17 and fine as hell. P: Hahaha, I need to get out more.

In further news, today I'm going to take down whatever chapters are up for It's Only High School today, so that the revised versions are sent to any followers notifications when they come up. It will be easier to understand this way as well, because after much deliberation I've decided to clump some chapters together. I noticed mine were way too short, especially for my liking. I prefer to read long chapters filled with detail and dialogue, I just wasn't getting that from the chapters now. So don't be alarmed if you check and nothing is there XD I'm also changing to summary to include This story under maintenance}, so it doesn't look like I'm just a crap writer who doesn't know how to upload, LOL. So be on the look out for these minor changes, I'll let you know when the new chapters officially start. The "under maintenance" sign will come off after that as well. That's all for now, Ja ne!

UPDATE!! 10/5/11

Hey there everyone! Wow, it has literally been a long three years since I've signed into my account on a computer. I've recently gotten back into groove of reading fics in the last few months, and now I have a temporary computer to use for school work(I'm a junior in highschool now! :D). Anyhow, I decided the my hiatus has gone on far too long, and it is my duty to inform you all that I have NOT given up on my story It's Only High School. I believe I have 5 chapters up currently, including a prologue. However, I have the story completed offline, but after 3 years of not reading or writing it, I believe it's best to make some changes. My style of writing had improved significanlty and my idea of the story only slightly. Therefore, I've decided to revise the story as a whole and replace the older chapters on this site, also adding in the finishing touches. I truly apologized for disappointing anyone who eagerly and loyally reviewed or followed my story. It breaks my heart when fics with great potential end so abruptly from lack of posting or the author's giving up. On several occasions I've been on the 'loyal reviewer' side of that type of thing and I've got to say, it could leave quite a bitter taste in one's mouth. Fortunately though, I'm not ready to give up, and I actually have a small array of one-shots, drabbles, and stories in my offline collection that I'm eager to share with you all. The genres, charcters, and anime's vary, especially since I've begun reading more then just SasuSaku roamance/drama fics (;; I'm a sucker for that couple), and my new found love for the Ao no Exorcist(Blue Exorcist) series. At this moment in time I can't say when any of this will actually begin, seeing as how school is back in session and this specific year is very important for my future education. But, I do want you all to be on the look out for something. I don't want to go off missing for a long period of time again and upset anyone. I'm just juggling a few things in life right now, as I'm sure a lot of you are yourselves. Just give me some [more] time and I promise I'll be cranking out some quality fanfics in no time! I'm also thinking of changing my username, but I don't have a new name set in stone yet. When I do change it though, I'll most likely do so in a chapter of It's Only High School, that way anyone who's interested will get the update via notification. Anywho, I really missed being on here and writing, so I promise to do my best and stick around as long as I can.

In addition to updating and uplaoding new stories, I've also had a look at, which I'm sure most of you know is the sister-site on I think it's great that there's a huge gallery of original stories on a layout that's similar to what writer's on fanfiction are used to. I've run by a lot of fanfics that would make AMAZING original stories if the characters and any major references to the series where taken out. So, if and when I post stories on Fictionpress, I'll be sure to say so on here so that anyone who is interested can take a look and give me some constructive criticism. Well, that's all I've got for you now, unfortunately, but I sincerely hope I get my tiny little fanbase back once I get everything situated. Once I get it rolling, I don't intend to drop the ball again, so please have just a little faith in me. That's all for now, stay posted. Ja nae!

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"A ninja waits until the dead of night, when the enemy sleeps and drops his guard, when his weapons lie forgotten in the stillness of the night, that is the moment for a ninja to strike."


It's Only High School - Upon relocating with her guardians to Konoha, Sakura Haruno is reunited with old friend's and old memories. She soon finds herself growing closer to KHS heart-throb, Uchiha Sasuke, much to the dismay of private eyes. But when Sasuke uncovers skeletons from her tragic past, Sakura is forced to reveal everything she's hiding from her loved ones. Will Sakura run, or will she finally face the music? {Story, Naruto, AU, Romance/Drama, SasuSaku, M} [Revised and in progress]

Wanted - "He softly brushed away the tear, and replaced it with a kiss." Short drabble/one-shot of Ichigo and Orihime, not my favorite couple but they are too cute to resist. {One-shot, Bleach, AU, Romance/Hurt/Comfort, IchigoxOrihime, T} [Complete]

Hot for Teacher - Ino Yamanaka isn't the best student at HLU, especially in her least favorite class; The History of Konoha. Taught by one of the top professors in all of Konoha, Asuma Saratobi, Ino found herself forced into signing up for the dreaded class by her good friend Shikamaru. Other than being a brilliant teacher, Asuma is also one sexy hunk of man, and the reason most females find themselves taking, and failing his course. Ino being no exception. This girl, however, has a few tricks up her sleeve. After not seeing Asuma Saratobi for 6 years, Ino has had time to grow and mature into a young woman. Now 19 and a sophomore in college, her "assets" are a dangerous weapon, and she's not afraid to use them to her advantage. She's legal, experienced, and has a plan for success: She's going to seduce her favorite professor, Asuma Saratobi.{Story, Naruto, AU, Romance/Humor, AsumaxIno, M} [In progress]

Story/Oneshot Ideas:

Dog Tags - A tale of two friends who follow in the footsteps of their fathers; taking part in the battles of life and love. Naruto and Sasuke are good old southern boys from North Carolina, who have been best friends from a young age. They stick together through thick and thin, protecting and defending one another. Upon making a pact to join the USMC, the boys find themselves traveling the world with new faces, new stories, and new lovers. Will Naruto and Sasuke follow in their fathers' footsteps just as they planned, or will the demands of being a U.S. Marine break their bond? {Naruto, AU, Friendship/Drama, M} [Not started]

Girls Don't Like Boys -"Educated, with money. He's well dressed, not funny." - Good Charlotte, Girls and Boys... Sasuke, Naruto, Neji, Sai, and Shikamaru have fast cars, celebrity-good looks, and money. Lots of money! Known as the Famous 5, these boys could have anything and ANYONE they wanted at the drop of a hat; and they ALWAYS get what they want. Social status fails them, however, when the Famous 5 crave the only SOMEONES they can NEVER have; Sakura, Hinata, Tenten, Ino, and Temari. Word around is that the Clique lets absolutely no one into their tight bond, and not a whisper out. They aren't at all interested in status or snobby rich boys, but the Famous 5 make it their mission to change the minds of this untouchable girl group. Will the Famous 5 charm their ladies of choice with hot bodies and fat wallets, or will they prove to be the 5 LEAST eligible bachelorettes in the entire school?{One-shot, AU, Humor/Romance, Several pairings, T} [Not started]


From Kisa Kisa Yum Yum's fanfic, "Life's Better With An Uchiha On Top": Sakura's POV, speaking to Karin:

“I believe she called you ‘a bitch in heat’, at least that’s what I heard. I mean, you may not have heard it, seeing as you’re so much farther away and not in the conversation.” I said, eyeing the short distance between us.

She flushed red as her hair and stood to her full height, which wasn’t very impressive. “And who the fuck are you?” she snarled.

I raised my eyebrow. “Oh, me? I’m Santa Claus. This is the Easter Bunny and Cupid.” I pointed to Ino and Tenten. “And this is the Sandman.” That was Gaara. “Shall I stop, or should I continue to name your classmates off to you?”

Men are not pigs! Pigs are gentle, sensitive, loving creatures!

I just wanted you to know that if you were ever stung by a jellyfish, I would pee on you.

I can resist everything except temptation --Oscar Wilde

"In my opinion, the best thing you can do is find a person who loves you for exactly what you are. Good mood, bad mood, ugly, pretty, handsome, what have you, the right person will still think the sun shines out your ass. That's the kind of person that's worth sticking with."--Juno's dad from Juno

You not only crossed the line, you threw up on it.

I love funny guys. Not funny-looking guys.

I had a party last night. Sorry you couldn't come. Your boyfriend did...TWICE.

Because I'd rather not talk about your dead ex-boyfriends over coffee.

He was hit by a Dodge, which I find funny and ironic.

Please don't throw your cigarette ends on the floor; the cockroaches are getting cancer.

That's pretty illegal, even for us.

"You're a smart ass, you know that?" "Objectively, I'd say I'm very smart, although it has nothing to do with my ass."

Wow. That was the most amazing awkward silence ever.

If you ever get mauled by bears, I hope they stay away from your face, 'cause I think you're cute.

"We're all a little weird, and when we find those people whose weirdness is compatible with our own, we join up with them and fall into mutually satisfying weirdness and call them our best friends."--Boy Meets World

Let's flip a coin. Heads, we'll be together. Tails, we flip again.

If you promise not to get emotionally attached, you may kiss my ass.

'I used to have super powers but my therapist took them away

This is NOT the life I ordered.

My knight in shining armor turned out to be a loser in aluminum foil.

That's absurd. ...I love it.

Best friends: We're the kind of people who laugh at a joke three times. Once when it's told; the 2nd time when they explain it; and (five minutes later)...when we finally get it.

You can't have manslaughter without laughter.

I dream of a better world where chickens can cross the road without having their motives questioned.

Never do anything you wouldn't want to have to explain to the paramedics.

Everyday, I beat my previous record of consecutive days I've stayed alive.

If you love something, set it free, or cripple it so it can't get away.

Don't speak unless you can improve the silence.

Do you still love nature, despite what it did to you?

Don't knock masturbation. It's sex with someone I love.

Is sex dirty? Only if it's done right.

We had gay burgulars the other night. They broke in and rearranged the furniture.

I used to have a handle on life, but it broke.

I would kick you in the nuts if you had any.

Life blows: Enjoy the breeze.

I'm never wrong. One time I thought I was wrong, but I was mistaken.

I don't know what your problem is, but I bet it's hard to pronounce!

I do all my own nude scenes.

Due to increased security measures, all articles of your clothing must be removed immediately!

I'm not skipping school. I'm on a self-motivated field trip.

Why is there an expiration date on sour cream?

If you try to fail and succeed, which have you done?

We spend the first twelve months of our chidlren's lives teaching them to walk and talk, and the next twelve years telling them to sit down and shut up.

A black cat crossing your path signifies that the animal is going somewhere.

I knew it. I knew it. Well, not in the sense of having the slightest idea, but I knew there was something I didn't know.

We specialize in accurate interpretation of your pathetically unclear and dismally vague description of what you think you want.

If the definition of beautiful gets any thinner, no one will fit.

I feel it again.

The guy might wear the pants in the relationship, but I control the zipper.

One day, you're going to wake up and realize how much you care for her. And when that day comes, she'll be waking up next to the guy that already knew.

The only reason people get lost in thought is because it's unfamiliar territory.

I like to murder people in sadistic ways while humming showtunes.

I less than three you.

Hello, this is your life speaking. You have no idea what you're doing, do you?

I wish you were here, but you're not here, you're there, and there doesn't know how lucky it is.

I'm not saying I'm perfect. In fact, I'm far from it. I'm just saying that I'm worth it.

I say we shoot Cupid and see how he likes it.

Our survival requires bold, decisive, visionary leadership. So basically we're all screwed.

The tooth fairy teaches kids that they can get money for selling body parts, I blame her for prostitution.

One day as you lay in bed and look at the stars you wonder... where the hell is my roof?!

I'm the type of girl who will burst out laughing in dead silence because of something that happened yesterday.

I'll kill him. I'll kill him dead. Like with a rock... or something.

We didn't do it. Nobody saw us do it. Can't prove anything.

You're a special kind of stupid aren't you?

Sex is not the answer! Sex is the question, yes is the answer.

What happens if you get scared half to death... twice?

Two wrongs don't make a right, but three rights do make a left.

Be nice to nerds. Chances are you'll end up working for one.

I'm looking forward to regretting this.

If the police arrest a mime, do they tell him he has the right to remain silent?

An idiot is a 44th floor window washer who steps back to admire his work.

Earth first. We'll screw up the other planets later.

Man invented language to satisfy his deep need to complain.

If you needed help in killing yourself, you could have asked. I'd be happy to oblige.

When your dad is mad at you and asks you, "Do I look stupid?" don't answer him.

Guys don't fall for me; I trip them.

I believe in dragons, unicorns, good men, and other mythical creatures.

"I write for the same reason I breathe - because if I didn't, I would die."

"The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese."

"I had a psychic boyfriend once... he left me before we met."

"I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made the horn louder."

"I don't know why, but for some strange reason girls get into hissy fits when you don't remember their birthday. On the other hand, if you mention their age, they go ballistic on you."

You know you need a boyfriend when cartoon characters start looking amazingly hot.

I'm not afraid of death. What's it gonna do? Kill me?

"No offense, sir, but that idea's not worth a velvet painting of a whale and a dolphin gettin' it on." --Ricky Bobby, Taladega Nights

"Dad, you made that grace your bitch." --Taladega Nights

If you love sasusaku, copy and paste this into your profile

A funny thing I found about the best word ever:

Perhaps one of the most interesting words in the English language today is the word "fuck." Out of all the English words that begin with the letter "F", fuck is the only word that is referred to as the "F" word. It's the one magical word that just by its sound can describe pain, pleasure, hate and love.

Fuck, as most words in the English language, is derived from German, the word 'flicken' which means "to strike." In English, fuck falls into many grammatical categories. As a transital verb for instance, "John fucked Shirley." As an intransitive verb, "Shirley fucks."

Its meaning's not always sexual, it can be used as an adjective such as "John's doing all the fucking work." As part of an adverb, "Shirley talks too fucking much." As an adverb enhancing an adjective, "Shirley is fucking beautiful." As a noun, "I don't give a fuck." As part of a word, "Abso-fucking-lutely" or "In-fucking-credible." And, as almost every word in a sentence, "Fuck the fucking fuckers."

As you must realize, there aren't too many words with the versatility of "fuck", as in these examples describing situations such as:

Fraud: "I got fucked at the used car lot."

Dismay: "Aw fuck it."

Trouble: "I guess I'm really fucked now."

Aggression: "Don't fuck with me buddy."

Difficulty: "I don't understand this fucking question!"

Inquiry: "Who the fuck was that?"

Dissatisfaction: "I don't like what the fuck is going on here."

In Confidence: "He's a fuck off."

Dismissal: "Why don't you go outside and play 'hide and go fuck yourself?'"

I'm sure you can think of many more examples. With all of these multi-purpose applications, how can anyone be offended when you use the word? We say, use this unique, flexible word more often in your daily speech. It will identify the quality of your character immediately.

Say it loudly and proudly, "Fuck you!"

The End!

are like
apples on trees.
The best ones are
at the top of the tree.
The boys dont want to reach
for the good ones because they
are afraid of falling and getting hurt.
Instead, they just get the rotten apples
from the ground that aren't as good,
but easy. So the apples at the top think
something is wrong with them, when in
reality, they're amazing. They just
have to wait for the right boy to
come along, the one who's
brave enough to
climb all
the way
to the top
of the tree

Pickup Lines That Are Doomed To Fail...

1. You look familiar; have I seen you before? Oh yeah, I remember! You look like my next girlfriend!

2. Hey baby, I'm like a rubix cube. The longer you play with me, the harder I get.

3. If I bit my lip, would you kiss it better?

4. Do you have a map? I got lost in your eyes...

5. If I said you have a nice body, would you hold it against me?

6. You be an iceberg, I'll be the Titanic, and I'll go down on you.

7. If I tossed this 50 cent coin, what are the chances of me getting head?

8. I'll be the flower, you be the bee, and you can have a taste of my honey!

9. Are you an alien? Cause you've just abducted my heart.

10. Can I take your picture? I want Santa to know exactly what I want for Christmas.

11. Your beauty was so distracting that I ran into a wall, so I'm gonna need your name and number...for insurance reasons.

12. Excuse me, I lost my number. Can I have yours?

13. If being pretty is a crime, then you are guilty as charged.

14. Good thing I brought my library card, 'cause I'm checking you out!

15. Are you free tonight or is it gonna cost me?

16. Is it hot in here, or is it just you?

17. Are you an overdue book? 'Cause you've got FINE written all over you.

18. Do you have a mirror in your pocket? 'Cause I can see myself in your pants.

19. Did you fart? 'Cause you blew me away!

20. I know I'm no Fred Flinstone, but I can make your bed-rock.

21. The word of the day is "legs." Let's go back to my place and spread the word.

22. What do you say we go back to my room and do some math: Add a bed, subtract our clothes, divide your legs, and multiply.

23. That shirt’s very becoming of you. If I were on you, I’d be coming too

24. Nice dress; but it would look better on my floor.

25. Did they just take you out of the oven? Because you’re hot!

26. If you were a new hamburger at McDonald's, you would be McGorgeous.

27. Can I borrow a quarter? I want to call my mom and tell her I just met the girl of my dreams.


1. Pass My Shotgun

2. Psychotic Mood Swing

3. Perpetual Munching Spree

4. Puffy Mid-Section

5. People Make me Sick

6. Provide Me with Sweets

7. Pardon My Sobbing

8. Pimples May Surface

9. Pass My Sweats

10. Pissy Mood Syndrome

11. Poor Men Suck

12. Pack My Stuff

And My Favorite One

13. Potential Murder Suspect


1. Who is your favorite Naruto character(s)? Kakashi, , Itachi(R.I.P.), Naruto, Sasuke, Tsunade, Sakura, Shikamaru, Jiraiya(R.I.P), Asuma(R.I.P)-sorry for spoilers if any

2. What is your favorite pairing(s)? SasuSaku, NaruHina, ShikaTema, NejiTen, InoSai, and.. and... SOMETIMESSASUNARUIFITSAREALLYGOODSTORY o///o

3. Are you a Naruto yaoi, yuri or hentai fan? Only Naruto yaoi I really ship is SasuNaru, but I'm mostly SasuSaku

4. Ever cosplayed Naruto characters? If so, who, where and how many times? Not yet, but I'd like to be Sakura or Hinata one day.

5. List your collection of Naruto junk and merchandise, if any: Posters, databooks, shonen jump mags, LOTS of pictures, and I'm getting plushies at some point.

6. Have you ever felt that you were destined to be with a Naruto character? If so, who? No, though I'd definitely let Kakashi, Itachi, Sasuke, or Naruto manhandle me in a dark alley... .

7. NaruHina or KibaHina? NaruHina definitely.

8. SasuSaku or SasuNaru? SasuSaku all day! I'll read SasuNaru but they'll always be more like brothers to me.

9. Which team is your favorite? Team 7 and Team Gai

10. Do you support the obito theory? (Tobi=Obito) No; Tobi is Madara, it's been revealed.

11. Do you support the 'Yondaime is Naruto's father' theory? Yes; it's also been revealed.

12. Your favorite Akatsuki member? Itachi and Dei-Dei

13. Are you Pro-Sasuke or Anti-Sasuke? Pro; he's just a scared little boy lost in the dangerous wrath of revenge. I still have faith that he'll return to the Leaf for good, someday.

14. Have you seen all Naruto episodes so far (including Shippuden and fillers)? Majority of them, yes. I'm currently following the English dub of Shippuden just for the hell of it.

15. Have you read all the chapters so far? No, but I'm up to date with the storyline(mostly due to spoilers and such). Mangas are pretty troublesome to keep up with. ;

16. Do you believe Naruto has ADD? ADHD, he's hyper, too. :3

17. Sub or dub? Both. I prefer English dub because it's my primary language and easy to follow(especially when half asleep), but I have no problem watching sub.

18. Pro-Sakura or Anti-Sakura? Definitely Pro, I love Sakura-chan! Especially now that she's a kickass medic in Shippuden. CHA!

19. Tobi = Annoying or funny? Hes funny; Although Deidara thinks otherwise xD

20. Do you even know who Tobi is? Yes! ;w; I miss his silly but, real Madara is so mundane.

21. Gai = Sexy beast or Ugly nerd? I think Gai is funny...and strange...

22. Which character would be the best crossdresser? Haku, probably. I thought he was a girl when the show started xD

23. Rock Lee = Weird or Awesome? Awesomely weird.

24. Which character would be best OOC? Who and how? Probably Sasuke, but not too much. I enjoy his quiet, cool persona, I just want him to be more open with his friends.

25. Do you like Naruto fanfics? Like is an understatement. I absolutely love them.

26. Do you write Naruto fanfics? YES! WOOT!

27. Do you like lemons? Mmm, lemons -drools-

28. Do your parents know about the Naruto characters? No but my big brother always drew stuff for me.

29. Have you watched the Naruto Abridged Series? God yes! You're not a true Naruto fan until you have :3

30. Have you seen The Naruto Ultimate Fanflashes? Hahaha, several yes!

31. Have you ever gotten someone else hooked on Naruto? A few people who were midly interested, and my little nephew :3. It's such a complex series, I understand why it may intimidate some people to even start.

32. Have you ever been drawing Naruto in school and has someone recognized it? Yep! Narutards stick together.

33. Have you ever been in class drawing Naruto and the teacher came up to you and said 'WTF is this?' Lol, thankfully not.

34. Has Naruto affected your school life and grades? Lol nope. Anime keeps me up on school nights in general though, no biggy.

35. Are you broke thanks to Naruto? I'm broke to begin with, so no lol.

36. Do you want to read Icha Icha Paradise? HELL YES!!XD

37. Do you support the 'Yondaime is the Akatsuki Leader' theory? Absolutely not. No way in hell.

38. Do you draw Naruto fanart? If so, count how many there are in your gallery. A few sketches, unfortunately I haven't published any finishes works yet. I'll get to it eventually.

39. Is Sasuke still sexy in his second stage of the cursed seal? No xD But he is SUPER HOT in Shippuden, oh my dayum.

40. Do you have a Naruto OC? not yet,but was brother was drawing me a female version of Kakashi tupe person which is awesome cuz hes my fave

41. Looking back at some of your answers, do you think Naruto has taken over your life? I've never been happier to be declared insane

-- Here you go girls! The replys for boys with cheezy lines! --

Man: Where have you been all my life?
Woman: Hiding from you.

Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.

Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.

Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.

Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Woman: I'm a female impersonator.

Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Woman: Do not enter.

Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Woman: Unfertilized.

Man: Your body is like a temple.
Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.

Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Woman: But would you stay there?

Man : If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.

Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and i together
Woman: Really, I'd put f and u together

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Breast Stimulation Pills by Sakura.Uchiha.614 reviews
"Increases the production of milk within the breasts' glands with…what?" Naruto hissed, silently scanning the rest of the description on the bottle.He released the Uchiha, allowing him to snatch the offending object out of the shocked mans grasp. "Idiot"
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,878 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 529 - Follows: 105 - Updated: 8/12/2019 - Published: 7/14/2011 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
simplicity in complexity by rawrchelle reviews
Itachi/Sakura. 100 drabbles. 052. Reprieve - Even when everything else falls apart, they find solace in each other.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 52 - Words: 42,657 - Reviews: 1091 - Favs: 521 - Follows: 449 - Updated: 1/19/2019 - Published: 9/20/2008 - Sakura H., Itachi U.
Quantum of Memory by IzWinchesterDevil reviews
Sakura and Tenten –FBI Agents– are on a vital mission to eradicate one of America’s largest and most feared Mafia Gangs. Sakura has no memory of her past. What happens when she come face to face with Sasuke Uchiha who is in charge of the gang? LEMONS, etc
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Crime - Chapters: 30 - Words: 126,032 - Reviews: 610 - Favs: 412 - Follows: 361 - Updated: 8/27/2016 - Published: 3/25/2009 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
All Good Things by lokyisa reviews
After being rejected by Sakura, Sasuke is hit by a car. After the accident, Sakura is given the option to save his life by a mysterious woman who demands her own in return.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 29 - Words: 102,403 - Reviews: 282 - Favs: 238 - Follows: 224 - Updated: 7/6/2016 - Published: 12/4/2011 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
The Bang Game by Babybrowns reviews
Sakura was saving herself for the right guy - she had morals, and knew everyone in school was just horny. Sure there were guys she had her eye on, but sex? Well, those morals of hers get put to the test when a certain Uchiha she likes asks her to...bang.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 58,047 - Reviews: 229 - Favs: 284 - Follows: 258 - Updated: 3/8/2015 - Published: 3/14/2009 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Not Your Enemy by Uchiha-Yakusha101 reviews
She is the new girl who never had any true friends. He is the Heart-throb who everyone wants. She is insecure, he has a huge ego. She brings sunshine to everyone’s days, he freezes it. She has always been used, and he has too. Meeting her, he is on a miss
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,828 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 7/27/2013 - Published: 1/26/2009 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Sisterly and Brotherly Love by K and Jazz reviews
Sakura was adopted into the Uchiha family at a young age. Now's they're 17 and she's starting to crush on her brother Sasuke, and the best part is he's crushing back just as hard. Can they hide it? WARNING, REALLY OLD BADLY WRITTEN FIC.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 46,274 - Reviews: 1060 - Favs: 749 - Follows: 572 - Updated: 7/13/2013 - Published: 4/19/2008 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Body Language: The Collection by PassionateDolls reviews
006: What to do when your boyfriend is not there to fuck your brains out.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 17,997 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 183 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 4/5/2013 - Published: 7/16/2010 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Catch Me If You Can by kataang97 reviews
"It's simple. Catch me and I'll reward you." Sasuke shifted his head so he was whispering in her sensitive ear, the vauge movement causing icy shivers to travel up her spine. "But if I catch you... you'll be begging that I didn't." "So Sakura, catch me if you can." Lemon chapter 10
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 20,099 - Reviews: 294 - Favs: 450 - Follows: 426 - Updated: 1/22/2013 - Published: 6/12/2011 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
Drops of Mercury by sarsaparillia reviews
Or, that time two rich kids tried running away together and accidentally fell in love. — Sasuke/Sakura; 46/5o.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 46 - Words: 95,293 - Reviews: 1087 - Favs: 401 - Follows: 254 - Updated: 11/28/2012 - Published: 11/4/2009 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
My True Love's Kiss by halfkyuubikat reviews
Sakura Uzumaki Naruto's younger sister is finally dating Sasuke and they are finding that the sex, the love, and the relationship are great. But of course obstacles will insure and they will find that True Love has a lot more coming for them. -Sequel-
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,744 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 229 - Follows: 186 - Updated: 9/23/2012 - Published: 7/3/2010 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
The Darkest Knight by halfkyuubikat reviews
Princess Sakura has been taken hostage by her family's mortal enemies, The Uchiha. She believed she was fated to die until she realized that was not correct. "Dark Knight" Sasuke Uchiha plans to marry her, keep her prisoner, and make her bear him a son.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 7 - Words: 31,462 - Reviews: 588 - Favs: 562 - Follows: 595 - Updated: 9/23/2012 - Published: 6/26/2010 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Chocolate Roses by K and Jazz reviews
From the moment she was adopted by that silver-haired man, to the moment one of his five adopted sons said 'I love you', Sakura's life began spiraling downward.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 37 - Words: 116,253 - Reviews: 1314 - Favs: 657 - Follows: 564 - Updated: 9/9/2012 - Published: 6/12/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
No Sleep by sprinkleofgold reviews
Who comforts Austin after he watches an unhealthy amount of horror movies? Ally Dawson, that's who.
Austin & Ally - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,065 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 14 - Published: 8/9/2012 - Austin M., Ally D. - Complete
Silent by x Dark Sin x reviews
"You're crazy" he whispered. His hot breath tickilng her ear. "A phsyco." "So are you" she breathed. He laughed. Laughed because she was right. They were all crazy. All mentally unstable. All phsyco's. Can you survive if you fight against your own mind
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 14 - Words: 24,448 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 7/30/2012 - Published: 4/17/2011 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
The deal by Isuzu Hime reviews
It's been 3 years since Sasuke defeated his brother and he now lives a peaceful life in Konoha. It's time for him to rebuilt his clan, but it takes two to have children. SxS and others minor pairings. Rated M for later chapters
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 37 - Words: 47,586 - Reviews: 531 - Favs: 477 - Follows: 318 - Updated: 7/27/2012 - Published: 4/13/2008 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Your Symphony Singing in All That I Am by singyourmelody reviews
Austin and Ally, years later. "'How come we were never able to get it together' she asks. It's a hard question. Because she's Ally. And he's Austin. And what they have, it works, it always has. They've got the Grammys and the sales records and the fans to prove it. But that doesn't stop them from asking the question." Oneshot.
Austin & Ally - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,880 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 14 - Published: 7/24/2012 - Austin M., Ally D. - Complete
by your side by a cold day in december reviews
"It was just another performance, and with your support, it was bound to be perfect, wasn't it?" / A look into how Ally supports Austin every step of the way, and how he ultimately thanks her in return. Oneshot. AUSLLY ALL THE WAY.
Austin & Ally - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,299 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 10 - Published: 7/24/2012 - Austin M., Ally D. - Complete
my legs are weak by a cold day in december reviews
Ally ends up in hospital because of her illness and Austin stays with her to make sure she's perfectly okay. / Auslly, Established Relationship. AU. Oneshot/drabble. / Now with an added sequel, because everyone loves a happy ending.
Austin & Ally - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,023 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 7/19/2012 - Published: 7/18/2012 - Austin M., Ally D. - Complete
The Dark Coven by IzWinchesterDevil reviews
Long ago, humans had to be cautious of their own being, but now, not only would they have to beware of their own, but the other forms lurking in the dark and even walking amongst them...
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 13 - Words: 79,475 - Reviews: 172 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 142 - Updated: 7/19/2012 - Published: 10/14/2009 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Decisions, Decisions by prettygirlxo reviews
Ally has been presented with a tough situation and a couple of possible choices that could determine her future. Sitting on the beach and thinking gets more tough when she's interrupted by visits from her friends. What will she choose?
Austin & Ally - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,693 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/18/2012 - Austin M., Ally D. - Complete
Under The Table by prettygirlxo reviews
We all have one - a place where we feel safe; a place to meet up with buds to discuss what's going on; a place to hide when the world gets to be too much. For these two, that place is under a table. NOW A FIVE-PARTER!
Austin & Ally - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,970 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 7/17/2012 - Published: 5/21/2012 - Austin M., Ally D. - Complete
Kiss You Inside Out by prettygirlxo reviews
A little Austin&Ally smut. Re-posting after removing song lyrics. For Ally's eighteenth birthday, she only has one wish and Austin is more than willing to oblige. Rated M for a reason. ONE-SHOT.
Austin & Ally - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,357 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 141 - Follows: 45 - Published: 7/15/2012 - Austin M., Ally D. - Complete
All for Austin by MidnightSunB2ST reviews
You can be so oblivious sometimes. It didn't matter to me of how you hated my appearance, how you seemed to have forget our past together. It's okay though, because I still give you my all. Everything I own, even me, it's all for you.
Austin & Ally - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,958 - Reviews: 154 - Favs: 144 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 7/14/2012 - Published: 7/13/2012 - Ally D., Austin M. - Complete
Austin's Territory by sprinkleofgold reviews
Dallas is tutoring Ally in calculus, what could possibly go wrong? Oneshot.
Austin & Ally - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,533 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 11 - Published: 7/9/2012 - Austin M., Ally D. - Complete
Caffeine & Cartwheels by sprinkleofgold reviews
In which Austin & Ally experience their first cups of coffee.
Austin & Ally - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,854 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 15 - Published: 7/6/2012 - Austin M., Ally D. - Complete
Unexpectedly by prettygirlxo reviews
It's 5 years later. Austin&Ally have a big tour, including New Years Eve in Times Square. They also have an album. And a writer following them around for a book. Is it too much? How about when unexpected feelings are thrown into the mix? NOT a one shot.
Austin & Ally - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 36,407 - Reviews: 127 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 6/28/2012 - Published: 4/20/2012 - Austin M., Ally D. - Complete
Chasing Yesterday by KairiR5 reviews
He messed up in the past; now she belongs to someone else. One fateful wish may be all he needs to win her back. He had one last chance. He better not screw it up a second time. Auslly, AU, Timetravel. Darkstin .:Dark!Au/stin:.
Austin & Ally - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 8 - Words: 32,869 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 6/27/2012 - Published: 4/25/2012 - Austin M., Ally D. - Complete
University Life by KairiR5 reviews
What one may think is true... another may disagree. After all, there's two sides to a coin. Auslly, AU, one-shot, humor.
Austin & Ally - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,020 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 9 - Published: 6/27/2012 - Austin M., Ally D. - Complete
When in Love by KairiR5 reviews
...Because people lack common sense and are prone to do stupid and idiotic things, when in love. Auslly, two-Shot. Fluff, Humor.
Austin & Ally - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,414 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 6/22/2012 - Published: 6/19/2012 - Austin M., Ally D. - Complete
Make Me Shiver Without Warning by singyourmelody reviews
The night he wins a Grammy for "Best New Artist," they decide to celebrate in style. Austin/Ally. Oneshot.
Austin & Ally - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,684 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 20 - Published: 6/19/2012 - Ally D., Austin M. - Complete
The Game by Nzinga reviews
Who would have thought that things would come to this? That I would meet a guy who could turn me on with eyes that glinted with sinful intent and a wicked smirk which would get me hot and bothered just by the sight of it? Language,Sexual Content,Violence
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 56,631 - Reviews: 168 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 111 - Updated: 6/17/2012 - Published: 7/22/2011 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
Alerion by soulaire reviews
SasuSaku and slight ItaSaku. Just when Sasuke's life grew calm, Naruto came to school high—eyes bloodshot, smile blank—and said, "I got it from this one girl. Her name—her name was..." For a moment, Naruto's eyes flashed clear. "Her name was Sakura."
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 15 - Words: 35,754 - Reviews: 233 - Favs: 258 - Follows: 136 - Updated: 6/13/2012 - Published: 7/8/2011 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
labels by a cold day in december reviews
"Austin has all sorts of labels for Ally." Short snippets of Austin and Ally's lives, and the many labels Austin has incorporated into them. Auslly drabble/oneshot. I was m4gicstars, changed my penname.
Austin & Ally - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,103 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 20 - Published: 6/10/2012 - Ally D., Austin M. - Complete
Caught part two Redemption by lil-missa reviews
The now 19 year old Sasuke was caught infiltrating the village by a very persistent female ninja who was not dressed for the occasion. How this encounter helps him bring justice to the real people responsible for his clan's slaughter *lemon* *SPOILERS*
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 35,233 - Reviews: 160 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 149 - Updated: 4/29/2012 - Published: 4/25/2008 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
playing with yarn by Silverflare07 reviews
Austin thinks he's a cat. Trish thinks it's hilarious. Dez thinks this would be a good time for ham. Dallas thinks he should ask Ally out, but cat-Austin is a little territorial. And Ally thought it couldn't get any worse. .Auslly oneshot.
Austin & Ally - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,049 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 334 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 4/28/2012 - Published: 2/24/2012 - Austin M., Ally D. - Complete
love drunk by a cold day in december reviews
In which Austin thinks it would be a fun idea for him and Ally to get drunk. In the end, it sort of isn't, but then again, it really is. I mean, magical kisses can cure hangovers, right? Auslly oneshot.
Austin & Ally - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,150 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 15 - Published: 4/27/2012 - Ally D., Austin M. - Complete
I Love You Because by prettygirlxo reviews
It's a trip to the beach- if Austin and Ally can make it there! First, a costume adjustment. Then, a game of truth. And then.. well read to find out. One-shot. Smut. But a little fluffy. Give it a shot!
Austin & Ally - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,085 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 27 - Published: 4/25/2012 - Austin M., Ally D. - Complete
Watching Clouds by WireWriter reviews
"What is Miss Ally Dawson doing in the rain?" She smiled thinly, "Watching the clouds." Austin&Ally drabble
Austin & Ally - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 615 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/12/2012 - Ally D., Austin M. - Complete
Beach Day by Samantha Joan reviews
The rest of the girls her age were either tanning or in the water – and his best friend was of course sitting under her giant white and yellow polka dotted umbrella. Reading. -A&A Drabble.
Austin & Ally - Rated: K - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,248 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 12 - Published: 4/9/2012 - Austin M., Ally D. - Complete
Welcome to Hell by Neko-Graphic reviews
Sakura has been alone for six long months. With only the Dead for company, how was she to know that salvation was only at the other end the gun pointed directly at her head. Have fun, and Welcome the Hell SasuSaku
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 30,874 - Reviews: 412 - Favs: 637 - Follows: 251 - Updated: 3/17/2012 - Published: 1/17/2011 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
swimming in miami by Silverflare07 reviews
Grief does funny things to people. Even overnight internet sensations like Austin Moon. .Auslly. .Angst, you have been warned.
Austin & Ally - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,436 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 170 - Follows: 32 - Published: 3/13/2012 - Austin M., Ally D. - Complete
Through the Eyes of a Pirate by Sapherindrial reviews
in which the ninjas are pirates, Sakura is raised on a primitive island, Ino is a village girl, Hinata is a princess, Tenten is a slave, and Itachi is trying to rule the world. Add the other idiots into the mix and we've got ourselves pure chaos.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,135 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 3/7/2012 - Published: 11/14/2010 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
how i'm just dying to be her by Silverflare07 reviews
"The truth is...Dez does want to be Ally. But not for the reasons you think." an introspective look at Dez and his friendship with Austin. Hints of Auslly because, well Dez ships them too. .inspired by a line in Club Owners & Quinceaneras.
Austin & Ally - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,251 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 7 - Published: 3/6/2012 - Dez - Complete
Laying Claim by JanuaryEclipses reviews
SasuSaku. An ancient law in Konoha permits people from prominent clans to buy people who aren't from clans at all. Unfortunately, Sakura just refused to believe it until her mentor confirmed that, yes, she was now owned by Uchiha Sasuke.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 18 - Words: 90,610 - Reviews: 3478 - Favs: 5,441 - Follows: 2,896 - Updated: 3/3/2012 - Published: 8/29/2006 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
all about us by Silverflare07 reviews
"And as he twirls her, his heart swells in his chest because she's smiling and beautiful and he kind of feels complete and a whole bunch of other cheesy, made for rom-com feelings." The first song Austin writes and how it pretty much wrote itself. Auslly
Austin & Ally - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,546 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 17 - Published: 2/28/2012 - Austin M., Ally D. - Complete
Silence and Guitar Picks by corazongitano reviews
Nick deals with recently developed feelings. One-shot.
New Girl - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,074 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/25/2012 - Nick M., Jess D. - Complete
Good In Bed by writergirl89 reviews
Prompt challenge excepted from Writeforlife22: Nick proves himself to Jess after her talk with the guys in 'Bad In Bed'.
New Girl - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,595 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 14 - Published: 2/10/2012 - Jess D., Nick M. - Complete
Sakura's Boys by my-threesome reviews
He returned home only to find his village broken and deserted. But in the settling dust, Sasuke will finally discover what it truly means to be loved. SasuSakuNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 18,002 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 2/2/2012 - Published: 10/10/2011 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
To Come Home by Alia Rubrik reviews
As if his denial to the presence of their stalkers was an alarm, soft footsteps whispered amongst the aqueous undergrowth, and wraith-like shadows closed in for the kill... Where Sasuke tries to quell the demons of his past, and finally learn to live.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,804 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/29/2012 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Rockstar by Myrclline reviews
Four-shot. She brought him to stardom, so therefore she wasn't jealous. There was no reason to be; even though the thing she craved most was to have him kiss her senseless against her very own piano. Again.
Austin & Ally - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,030 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 1/19/2012 - Published: 1/9/2012 - Ally D., Austin M. - Complete
The Promise by lokyisa reviews
Sakura woke up one day to find that she was invisible; no one could see or hear her. Until Sasuke Uchiha, that is.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 17 - Words: 45,071 - Reviews: 303 - Favs: 479 - Follows: 238 - Updated: 1/8/2012 - Published: 9/26/2009 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Nevada Heat by Samanthabaker reviews
As we all know once a year cats go into heat. So of course Blair being a cat would experience this but, what happens when it happens to one unsuspecting Miester? Will Maka be able to get through her horendous week in one peice? Enjoy the lemony goodness!
Soul Eater - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 15,338 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 157 - Follows: 145 - Updated: 1/4/2012 - Published: 8/7/2011 - Maka A., Soul Eater
Beyond This Illusion by Vampirette Knight reviews
Post-canon. It isn't always about helping someone to love you, but about helping someone who you love. Sasusaku.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 43,133 - Reviews: 365 - Favs: 308 - Follows: 380 - Updated: 1/2/2012 - Published: 7/2/2010 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
i put out candles with my fingertips by kusudama.ball reviews
Because Austin is a rockstar and does rockstar things, like showing up drunk on her doorstep at three in the morning. Austin&Ally.
Austin & Ally - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,049 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 34 - Published: 12/31/2011 - Austin M., Ally D. - Complete
Aesthically Pleasing by August Solstice reviews
"I don't know, my body just reacted. Oh Kami did I just say that out loud?" Sasuke smirked and his hands around her waist. "Well, let your body react again." With that their lips meet again only more confident this time.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,532 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 12/23/2011 - Published: 7/30/2011 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
The Story of Fifth Hour by August Solstice reviews
Sakura's shoulder was tingling from where Sasuke had touched it. But now her mind was getting back on track. "That's what I'm talking about." Sakura exclaimed. "What you were just doing, you’re a distraction to me." "Is that a bad thing?" He asked smirking. Mild Language
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,649 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 12/23/2011 - Published: 10/28/2010 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
The Prince by kokkilamb01 reviews
AU. Konoha's last surviving prince needs a queen. Hundreds come to try and win the prince's heart but only a certain pink-haired girl catches his attention.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 19,398 - Reviews: 231 - Favs: 198 - Follows: 251 - Updated: 12/12/2011 - Published: 8/15/2011 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Finding Mr Perfect by Rapture-Taylore reviews
One drunken night Sakura describes her ideal boyfriend to her friends not knowing the consequences. As Sasuke is born out of her imagination and is everything she wants in a man Sakura's life begins to look up until he begins to develop a life of his own.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 70,146 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 159 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 11/28/2011 - Published: 1/17/2010 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Saved by Rockinyoyo reviews
"I am a farmer's daughter and a merchant's wife." her life was no fairytale, as the only child of a farmer and a girl no less, her life was already doomed and only a wealthy merchant can save her, but will she accept his help to save her from her life?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 57,672 - Reviews: 373 - Favs: 383 - Follows: 176 - Updated: 11/27/2011 - Published: 12/23/2010 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
You Only Live Twice by TheBookMuffin reviews
Nobody can go back and start a new beginning, but anyone can start today and make a new ending. AU Revising... Previously named Rebel Girls
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 42,498 - Reviews: 637 - Favs: 286 - Follows: 274 - Updated: 11/19/2011 - Published: 12/15/2007 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
Untitled by chidoriwaves reviews
Maybe they can work it out.. gahh.. review please - ! love to know whats going through your little heads!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,411 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 11/17/2011 - Published: 8/10/2011 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Breathe by CharlieBrownLover21 reviews
I saw the sun prickling gently over the horizon and my heart thumped with anxious honesty. It made me think of you and the end. The end, that wasn't really the end, but a beginning. A beginning of a fresh start. A new life. Finally, I could breathe again.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 28 - Words: 86,622 - Reviews: 450 - Favs: 262 - Follows: 130 - Updated: 11/10/2011 - Published: 8/28/2009 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Drunk and Drunker by miso berry reviews
Part two: Drunken Rin: Shiemi, having no memories of her drunken incident, is determined to find out what happened, at all costs. 'Alright then. THIS is what happened,' He told her. His face moved dangerously close to hers. RinxShiemi
Blue Exorcist/青の祓魔師 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,997 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 10/23/2011 - Published: 10/2/2011 - Rin O., Shiemi M. - Complete
Let's Play by Spazz-Sama reviews
After something that scars her for life her freshman year of high school Sakura was never the same. Now as she starts starts college she wants to forget and start over. Can her new friend Sasuke help her move on? will she let him?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 7 - Words: 12,637 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 10/22/2011 - Published: 10/10/2011 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
Pain Means You're Alive by SasuSakuevaneva reviews
Alcoholic father, abused child, rape, dead mother, a new town, and the Boy Next Door. This is Sakura Haruno's life. SasuSaku rated M for later Chaps.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 11 - Words: 13,451 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 10/14/2011 - Published: 7/8/2011 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Happy Birthday Shikamaru by river of the sand reviews
One-shot ShikaTema. It's Shikamaru's 17th birthday and his mother is organising a "bothersome" party for him. Meanwhile, Temari has decided it's about time they took their relationship to the next level. Rated M for a reason!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,435 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 30 - Published: 9/22/2011 - [Shikamaru N., Temari] - Complete
Month of SasuSaku by halfkyuubikat reviews
My multiple submissions involved in SasuSaku Month. A mixture of cute, dark, happy, and sad fics in the form of drabbles and one-shots. Enjoy! Ratings Vary.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 20,072 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 9/16/2011 - Published: 7/10/2011 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
In The Heat of The Moment by river of the sand reviews
AU. This is what happens when the SasuSaku in my head is interrupted by Naruto and this alternate universe version of Team 7 get down and dirty on a hot day. Rated M for a reason. It is NOT REMOTELY YAOI OR YURI. It also has a SasuSaku moment...
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,675 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 259 - Follows: 63 - Published: 9/15/2011 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
My Secret Love by Spazz-Sama reviews
Sasuke narrowed his eyes,"If I was to kiss you right now what would you do?" Expression arrested Sakura said,"Scream again?" she said in a questioning tone. "You aren't certain?" He pulled her closer. And the wonder why teacher student love is a secret...
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,671 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 121 - Updated: 9/14/2011 - Published: 1/9/2011 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
My opposite by Helovuina reviews
AU. A play boy delinquent Sasuke Uchiha starts up Sakura Haruno. Starting from a single bet he made with a friend, to something much more.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,671 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 9/1/2011 - Published: 7/8/2011 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
Don't Let Me Go by Alia Rubrik reviews
When Sakura is attacked by a gang of lowlife criminals, Sasuke becomes her reluctant saviour. But can he save her from himself? WARNING! Contains rape.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 27 - Words: 75,025 - Reviews: 467 - Favs: 537 - Follows: 206 - Updated: 9/1/2011 - Published: 6/18/2011 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
I've been to heaven, I've been to hell by Kitty Lips and Fishy Grins reviews
"I would love to say that I decided to write such a sad little story off a tiny idea bouncing in my head, but really, dear readers I must admit that the only inspiration was Sex and the City." "I have been told you're bad," "No, I'm the worst my darling."
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,144 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 8/22/2011 - Published: 7/24/2011 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
At His Weakest by ivani.evad reviews
'Strike him at his weakest'. That was Sakura's goal. But would she be able to follow through with it when she came face to face with him? SAKURA x SASUKE. ONE-SHOT. SMUT.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,711 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/11/2011 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
love month by SasuSaku Forever and Ever reviews
o31; Sasuke experiments with blindfolds and bondage after abducting Sakura from her work office. But not only are his new items good for kid games and exploration, they also entertain him while he plays Marco Polo with his love.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 48,991 - Reviews: 287 - Favs: 323 - Follows: 112 - Updated: 8/9/2011 - Published: 7/6/2011 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Bathingsuit Mishaps by Samanthabaker reviews
The gang spends the day at the beach where Tsubaki and Maka are hit on by some cute guys. What craziness will ensue? Some TsuxB*S and lots of MaxSo! WARNING: This is a LEMON and is rated M for a reason! Its also longgg and of course very sexual hehe
Soul Eater - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 17,040 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 427 - Follows: 84 - Published: 8/6/2011 - Maka A., Soul Eater - Complete
Mind of its Own by miso berry reviews
In which Rin's tail suddenly obtains a mind of its own. Who knew a tail could be so perverted? RinxShiemi
Blue Exorcist/青の祓魔師 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,583 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 26 - Published: 7/24/2011 - Rin O., Shiemi M. - Complete
Endowed by XxGoddess AthenaxX reviews
"Don't you want to find out if the Uchiha brothers are well endowed?""I lost interest after Itachi.""The Sakura I know would jump at the chance to explore Sasuke's genes in a heart beat""Urgh, now I have a picture of Uchiha Sasuke naked in my head!"
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,632 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 175 - Follows: 21 - Published: 7/24/2011 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Trapped In The Closet by K and Jazz reviews
"Damnit Sakura, stop grinding on me." She rolled her eyes and tried her best to give him a sideways glance. "Sasuke, we're in a closet, grinding is gonna happen."
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,055 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 366 - Follows: 44 - Published: 7/23/2011 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
love, to still my mind by sarsaparillia reviews
It's like fireworks exploding in reverse. — Sasuke/Sakura.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,371 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/17/2011 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
You Can't Have Her! by cluelessninja65 reviews
Au OOC sasusaku sasuke's childhood friend Azusa is back along with his sister, Sakura Haruno. his friend had one rule: don't touch my sister! will sasuke be able to keep this rule? used to be titled Everyone is Connected. rating M just to be safe no lem
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 19,265 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 98 - Updated: 7/16/2011 - Published: 6/13/2007 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Forbidden Fruit by AishiteSubete reviews
Since that very first time, it was a game of cat-and-mouse. I wanted his heart, he wanted my death. SasuSaku.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,841 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 6/21/2011 - Published: 6/15/2011 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Shipping at the Pancake Stand by miso berry reviews
Shiemi is being paired up with Yukio and Bon, and Rin seems suspiciously angry. Oh dear. RinxShiemi
Blue Exorcist/青の祓魔師 - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 862 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 15 - Published: 6/15/2011 - Rin O., Shiemi M. - Complete
Kimono by miso berry reviews
Rin just wanted to see Shiemi in something other than a kimono. Nothing could go wrong...right? RinxShiemi
Blue Exorcist/青の祓魔師 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,115 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 172 - Follows: 26 - Published: 6/11/2011 - Rin O., Shiemi M. - Complete
Dirty Discoveries by Ardent Ly reviews
Sakura's room is just a treasure cove of delicious fun. Latest: Sasuke always figured that karma would come and bite him in the ass – if Sakura didn't do it first. No longer a one-shot!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 9,377 - Reviews: 150 - Favs: 366 - Follows: 154 - Updated: 6/3/2011 - Published: 3/7/2009 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Life's Better With An Uchiha On Top by Kisa Kisa Yum Yum reviews
Sakura transferred to Konoha High, and is now living with Sasuke....Huh. Funny how things turn out. sasusaku, naruhina, shikatema, kibaino, nejiten. Several OC's, and definitely OCness. Rated M for language and later chapters.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 32 - Words: 97,094 - Reviews: 737 - Favs: 456 - Follows: 374 - Updated: 5/3/2011 - Published: 3/8/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
Skittles by Kisa Kisa Yum Yum reviews
Summary: Our gazes locked and I saw my future in his eyes. Then he grabbed the last package of Skittles. "Oh HELL no!" AU sasusaku
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,943 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 7 - Published: 4/14/2011 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Like A Tomato by Kisa Kisa Yum Yum reviews
sasusaku "You're kinda like a tomato." "Have you been huffing chemicals at the hospital?" In which Sakura compares Sasuke to his favorite obsession: Pie. Nah, just kidding, it's tomatoes.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,434 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 8 - Published: 4/11/2011 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Formula For Disaster by Craftyshipper reviews
Sasuke I'm so sorry about what I said!" I yelled as the rain fell around us. "I was upset, angry and I-god I don't even know where to start." He stepped towards me and grabbed my chin as my tears fell. "Lets start with this." He said before he kissed me.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 63,865 - Reviews: 316 - Favs: 434 - Follows: 203 - Updated: 4/1/2011 - Published: 1/19/2010 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Augh! You OneShot Me! by Kisa Kisa Yum Yum reviews
sasusaku one-shots "No." "Yes!" "No." "Yes!" "No." "No!" "Yes." "Ha!" "What?" "Dude, she so got you with the oldest trick in the book." AU Might be tidbits of naruhina, nejiten, shikatema, or kibaino/inosai, possibly.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 9,894 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 2/3/2011 - Published: 8/11/2009 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
No, My Master! by SasuSakuKawaii reviews
She hates him but she doesn't have a choice but to marry him. He hurts her more than he can imagine and gives all of his love to his first wife. But as Sakura falls in love with him everything changes. He finally feels the love that was there for so long.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 41,559 - Reviews: 286 - Favs: 320 - Follows: 144 - Updated: 1/17/2011 - Published: 10/13/2009 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
BathroomSex! What's that spell! by Sakura.Uchiha.614 reviews
R&R "Oh my god, Teme! This is better than porn!" "Hey kid, that's my daughter out there!" "D-Did I say porn! I-I meant corn!"
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,765 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 358 - Follows: 66 - Published: 11/21/2010 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
In the Palm of My Hands by Sweet.Crazy-DramaQueen reviews
Haruno is a maid in Uchiha's household. Who's madly in love with Uchiha Sasuke. But not only does she wears glasses, is shy, short and ugly, Uchiha comes home with another woman. Is 'I love you... Sakura' the last words of this story? Or the beginning?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 225,282 - Reviews: 1104 - Favs: 1,464 - Follows: 570 - Updated: 11/5/2010 - Published: 9/13/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
One Night by Rockinyoyo reviews
It was probably the best night of her life, but who knew that a one night stand would turn her life upside down in so many ways?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 72,177 - Reviews: 664 - Favs: 793 - Follows: 319 - Updated: 10/23/2010 - Published: 12/22/2009 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Hint Hint by K and Jazz reviews
Sasuke wants to have sex with Sakura and of course, she just can't take a hint. "I wanna pop your cherry, and not the one that you're eating."
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,628 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 188 - Follows: 25 - Published: 7/23/2010 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Naruto Drabbles Series by kimbo-smarties reviews
A series of drabbles that take a severe "what-if" look on the Naruto fandom. What if the Uchiha massacre never happened? What if Minato and Kushina lived? What if Sakura was Tsunade and Jiraiya's daughter? AU SasuSaku NaruHina JirTsu MinaKush KakaRin
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 13,610 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 184 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 7/16/2010 - Published: 1/12/2009 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
My Niisan's Best Friend by halfkyuubikat reviews
Sakura Uzumaki has been in love with her older brother's best friend since a young age, but as the years past they have grown apart. She's convinced Sasuke hates her and that her dream to become Uchiha Sakura was a mere fantasy. Truth or Fiction? M 4 Lim
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 22,789 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 516 - Follows: 99 - Updated: 7/6/2010 - Published: 11/4/2009 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
The Bedroom, The Laundry, The Floor and The Mop by hypheniated reviews
."Fugaku-san. Remember me? I'm Haruno Sakura. I need a job." A sexy dominatrix vampire maid. An arrogant handsome sex-god playboy. Living and working in the house of his parents. Oh lord. Watch out for the wet floor! Play nicely, now. SasuSaku.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 50,366 - Reviews: 903 - Favs: 538 - Follows: 461 - Updated: 6/25/2010 - Published: 6/16/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
That High School Desk by halfkyuubikat reviews
Sakura is the hot girl of the school and Sasuke...the nerd that wears glasses and that everyone makes fun of? What happens when she comes to school early and discovers that the know-it-all! Well, make the stotic guy like her! Lemons. -Requested-
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,718 - Reviews: 203 - Favs: 1,322 - Follows: 206 - Published: 6/21/2010 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
How to Romance a Human by cloudyjenn reviews
Castiel consults a Cosmo article in order to seduce Dean.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,717 - Reviews: 532 - Favs: 2,698 - Follows: 314 - Published: 4/23/2010 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
Substantiate by Caffeine and Cigarettes reviews
SasuSaku. "So, he said that he would learn how to say I love you in 26 languages just to prove that he does love you?" —COMPLETE
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,822 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 142 - Follows: 22 - Published: 4/21/2010 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
If Just For Tonight by XhexaniaRose reviews
An unexpected incounter leads to two old teamates reuniting only to be thrown into something beyond their control. .................SakuXSasu............Lemons...........
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 45 - Words: 68,544 - Reviews: 1709 - Favs: 1,344 - Follows: 743 - Updated: 4/13/2010 - Published: 9/19/2006 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
A Highly Contested Topic by Annie Sparklecakes reviews
SasuSaku. He's not lonely, he says, Because he has her. In which Sakura desperately tries to form a bond, and Sasuke grows more and more attached by the day. He won't admit it, but the truth doesn't lie.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 21,021 - Reviews: 315 - Favs: 1,235 - Follows: 343 - Updated: 3/26/2010 - Published: 6/26/2009 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
MILF by Kinky Hyphen reviews
Where Karin Haruno's mom is Sasuke -Karin's-boyfriend-of-eight-years-and-counting-and-about-to-implode- Uchiha's object of utter desire. SasuSaku.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,567 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 107 - Updated: 1/1/2010 - Published: 10/31/2009 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
Chocolate by Rapture-Taylore reviews
Sequel to Coffee. A smooth and creamy taste or dark and bitter? Continuing with Sakura and Sasuke's new relationship and the problems of romance, work, family and friends.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 65,380 - Reviews: 172 - Favs: 174 - Follows: 95 - Updated: 11/7/2009 - Published: 6/27/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Seduction Lessons by hypheniated reviews
Sakura normally takes her missions, her seduction missions, alone. Now, she has teach that emotionless bastard, Sai, on how to properly seduce a woman to jelly and be her accomplice. Suddenly, teaching him isn't so bad after all. SaiSaku.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,228 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 171 - Updated: 10/16/2009 - Published: 7/10/2008 - Sai, Sakura H.
Sugar We're Going Down by hypheniated reviews
If it wasn't for Hana trying to shove the stupid sugary blobs of dango down his throat, Itachi would have never kissed her. ItaHana.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,072 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 10 - Published: 7/2/2009 - Itachi U., Hana I. - Complete
Lessons of Life and Love by Rockinyoyo reviews
What happens when aspirations and family become involved in your love life? Sasuke and Sakura are trying to figure out how to deal with job aspirations and Sasuke's father and still remain together, but happiness can't always last, But can it? SasXSak
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 71,248 - Reviews: 293 - Favs: 141 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 5/17/2009 - Published: 1/29/2009 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
A Brief Interlude by The Scarlet Rose reviews
Isn’t this what I wanted? For him to take me like this? For his hands and lips and legs to be in those places? For his firm body to be pressed against my body in this way? This friction between us? SasukeXSakura
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,564 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 3/15/2009 - Published: 2/28/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
Hooked by Crazicrystal reviews
Threesome Lemon Naru Saku Sasu
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,129 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 185 - Follows: 39 - Published: 3/4/2009 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Senior Year at Boarding School by Rockinyoyo reviews
Who knew Boarding School could be so much fun? Sakura never thought that boarding school was fun when the boys were joining them but surprises happen. Sakura is the girl to get only no one can get her except Uchiha Sasuke because he pretended for her.SxS
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 53,999 - Reviews: 243 - Favs: 204 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 3/4/2009 - Published: 11/15/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
The Screamer with My Crayon by hypheniated reviews
All because Sakura punched his head twice for stealing her crayons and making Ino cry in kindergarten, Sasuke had to give a loud love confession to her twelve years later. SasuSaku.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,237 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 323 - Follows: 48 - Published: 1/30/2009 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
The Notebook VI by hypheniated reviews
‘The enemy of my enemy is my friend.’ At least, that’s the code Sakura and Karin follows. The real enemy, the one in question, the boy-stealer, was Ino Yamanka. SasuSaku, SuiKar.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,615 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 1/27/2009 - Published: 12/31/2008 - Sakura H., Karin U.
Homecoming by E.E.M reviews
A/U Inspired by Gossip Girls. Living the fabulous life isn't all good. After a year and a half of absence Rukia Kuchiki is back. She's not the school 'Princess' anymore though. That title belongs to someone else. Someone not so willing to give it up.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 78,204 - Reviews: 303 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 113 - Updated: 12/31/2008 - Published: 1/9/2008 - Rukia K., Ichigo K.
Hold onto Me by I.Dream.Of.Hardyz reviews
When Matt and Jeff Hardy decide to hold a contest where you get to spend a week in the life of the Hardyz, Charity Burns must decide whether or not to enter, as family issues burden her. When she decides, what will happen? Shannon/OC, Jeff/Beth, Matt, OCs
Wrestling - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 47 - Words: 85,199 - Reviews: 416 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 12/27/2008 - Published: 7/23/2008 - Shannon Moore, Matt Hardy - Complete
Friends to lovers by Noelle26 reviews
Bella and Edward are best friends who secretly loved each other but what happens when they add benefits to their relationship? AU ALL HUMAN BxE Lemons!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 33,122 - Reviews: 1629 - Favs: 825 - Follows: 752 - Updated: 12/25/2008 - Published: 8/11/2008 - Bella, Edward
The Lipstick Records by extraordinaire reviews
SASUSAKU. And then, as he’s leaning against the fridge, smirking in that brooding, sexy, amusing kind of way, he says, “I like your red lipstick.” And it was just so hot coming out of his mouth, so what I said next totally ruined it. "I like yours too."
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,197 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 219 - Follows: 26 - Published: 12/20/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Another Name For A Prostitute by hypheniated reviews
Loosely based on The Secret Diary of a Call Girl. Ce soir? For one night, and one night only, unless you call for me again, I am the perfect girlfriend. ItaSaku.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,919 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 12/19/2008 - Published: 11/3/2008 - Sakura H., Itachi U.
Room 21 by hypheniated reviews
Maybe he shouldn't have gone in to the bar room where all those drunk men were. He should have stayed in the noisy dance floor with his empty glass where there was no Lady Cerise and refills. Well, he doesn't regret it. SasuSaku.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,835 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 15 - Published: 12/8/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Elaborate Seduction by Mel-Hentai reviews
And an excuse to have a threesome. SasuSakuNaru Threesome, Lemon, PWP, COMPLETE
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,244 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 197 - Follows: 48 - Published: 11/15/2008 - Naruto U., Sakura H. - Complete
Tired of being all alone by I.Dream.Of.Hardyz reviews
Shannon and Tessie meet one night after a WWE show. Sparks fly, not of the good kind. When Shannon forces her onto a date in order to pay for car damages, the unimaginable happens and leaves Tessie and Shannon in a bad situation. Shannon/OC, plus Matt too
Wrestling - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 14 - Words: 23,489 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 10/6/2008 - Published: 9/12/2008 - Shannon Moore, Matt Hardy - Complete
A first kiss like Mine? YOU WISH! by shika'sgurl22 reviews
A collection of short drabbles. What would Sakura's first kiss be like with each sexy guy from the Naruto world? Who knows, but we are about to find out! Read to see if your favorite guy will be added! Click the title and see who she kisses! Sakuxmultiple
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 73,526 - Reviews: 194 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 9/30/2008 - Published: 7/14/2008 - Sakura H., Gaara - Complete
High School Makes Life So Interesting by XEmerald Goddess of The NightX reviews
Sakura is the new girl in Fire High.She doesn't want to learn to love again because of what her ex-boyfriend did to her.Will she learn again when she meets Sasuke?Will Sakura survive high school with all of the drama?/MY FIRST FANFIC/OOCNESS /COMPLETE/R&R
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 60 - Words: 144,101 - Reviews: 570 - Favs: 364 - Follows: 111 - Updated: 8/1/2008 - Published: 4/4/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Take you down remix by averageteenhunger reviews
heh, Sasuke likes it nice and slow, WTH! *Sasusaku* enjoy!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,714 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 23 - Published: 7/27/2008 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Dominating Sasuke Uchiha by StrawberryBananas reviews
Sasuke finds it hard to retain control over himself when Sakura arrives at a costume party wearing a beyond sexy outfit. And now he's got to watch her flirt with another guy. He's gonna show her who's really in control.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,370 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 136 - Follows: 23 - Published: 6/26/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
All time Lows by Rapture-Taylore reviews
Sakura goes to the police to report a crime,after not being taken seriously she is directed Sasuke, Naruto and Sai who have been confined to the basement and agree to help her with her case. Hints of romance between Sasuke and Sakura but nothing concrete.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 14,623 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 6/9/2008 - Published: 4/20/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Take It Like A Man by hypheniated reviews
Sequel to I Get Around. Sakura is tired of trying to make that girl understand. And she doesn't have the time, anyway. That girl just won't get it. So, why not try and get Sasuke to do it? It was his problem to begin with, after all. SasuSaku.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,765 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 8 - Published: 5/31/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Director's Cut: Damnit Sasuke! by sarsaparillia reviews
And this is what happens when you let a teenaged girl direct a movie. First in a series of four. — Sasuke/Sakura.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,187 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 7 - Published: 5/23/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Tomato Kisses by StrawberryBananas reviews
In which the group goes grocery shopping, and Sakura admits she hates tomatoes. How does Sasuke react? Better yet, can he convince her otherwise?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,575 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 17 - Published: 5/14/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
I Get Around by hypheniated reviews
Sequel to Competition. Sakura leaves a frustrated Sasuke in his bedroom. Then that girl slightly spoils his day by appearing. Sakura is the one to make his day better and smooth things over. No more 'mistress'. SasuSaku.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,630 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 12 - Published: 5/4/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
The Chronic Sasunaru Adventures by Babybrowns reviews
In a parody of Zelda, the Windwaker, Sasuke plays a logical version of Link after his best friend has been kidnapped. Sakura agrees to help him get his 'boyfriend' back since he saved her. Follow Sasuke on his illogic adventure to save the boy he loves!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,726 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 8 - Published: 4/16/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Competition by hypheniated reviews
Based off the song 'Competition' by Dragonette. It started as a girls' night out. Then Sasuke and that girl come in. As Sakura shows that girl she is a nuisance to Sasuke and her, he loves Sakura and that Sakura was Sasuke's 'mistress' all long. SasuSaku.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,809 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 9 - Published: 4/14/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Everything Starts Where it Ends by Babybrowns reviews
Sakura is a second year in her High School, an ordinary girl. Sasuke is any other guy too, but what he doesnt know...shes loved him for years now, through it all. What happens when she finally confesses to him? Will he accept it, or turn his back on her?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 10 - Words: 29,266 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 4/12/2008 - Published: 10/14/2007 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Coffee by Rapture-Taylore reviews
Coffee. That bitter, addicting drink. This is based around Sakura's regular meeting in a coffee shop with her friend. Things move on from there. rated for language
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 35,229 - Reviews: 237 - Favs: 332 - Follows: 121 - Updated: 4/10/2008 - Published: 9/1/2007 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Drowsy by ClevelandtoCharolette reviews
It had been a hard mission, there was no doubting that'. Team 7 on a cold night in a cave, a small fire and bad injuries. FLUFFish. SasuxSaku and slight NaruxHina
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,913 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 275 - Follows: 34 - Published: 12/10/2007 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
The Mating Frenzy by MSkyDragons reviews
After the attacks by Orochimaru and the Sand, Konoha’s population is dangerously low. Desperate times call for extreme measures, and Tsunade issues a priority S class mission to every Leaf ninja: to pair off and start making babies!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 33 - Words: 70,171 - Reviews: 7313 - Favs: 6,212 - Follows: 2,698 - Updated: 11/22/2007 - Published: 7/24/2006 - Naruto U. - Complete
Shipping Wars by Annie Sparklecakes reviews
SasuSaku. Oneshot. Because everyone has a preferred pairing, even Sasuke.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 860 - Reviews: 381 - Favs: 1,600 - Follows: 184 - Published: 11/13/2007 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Sorry I Asked by Ebonytwinkle reviews
When Team 7 ask Kakashi seemingly innocent questions, no one was prepared for the answers that they would receive. KakaSakuNaruSasu ...yeah, you read right!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 26,954 - Reviews: 194 - Favs: 249 - Follows: 300 - Updated: 10/14/2007 - Published: 4/10/2007 - Team Seven, Kakashi H.
Just Once by Spartanica reviews
A SasukeGaara love story. Sasuke was the one person who ever cared about Gaara. Now, Sasuke feels the same. Will they be able to hold onto their love despite any obstacle? 'M' for Lemons and Language.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 35,875 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 6/20/2007 - Published: 2/24/2007 - Gaara, Sasuke U. - Complete
I know you like me by Spartanica reviews
InoShikaTemari. That's right. It's a threesome. Oneshot. Summary inside.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,002 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 11 - Published: 4/28/2007 - Shikamaru N., Temari - Complete
In the Moment by Spartanica reviews
When Sakura is ordered to protect Gaara, Sasuke is the last person she expects to run into. But when she does, they are lost in unwilling desire. I'm bad at summaries. Just read it. Oneshot SasukeSakura
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,617 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 26 - Published: 4/10/2007 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Shall We Dance by ayshrina tan reviews
She's a sweetheart, He's a cold hearted bastard, She's new in school, He basically runs it. She thinks he's a jerk. He thinks she's annoying. She's in love... so is he.[SASUSAKU] Rated M for SLV. From the author of Where we Met
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 51,359 - Reviews: 600 - Favs: 505 - Follows: 483 - Updated: 2/6/2007 - Published: 8/17/2005 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
A Walk to Remember by Babybrowns reviews
Shikamaru promises to spend the day with Temari, who he doesn't get to see much anymore. But, something happens durring a nice quiant walk of theirs that changes more than just the day. Oneshot
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,669 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/22/2006 - Shikamaru N., Temari - Complete
White Christmas by Takkun19 reviews
A zesty lemon of love featuring Haruko and Naota.
Furi Kuri: FLCL - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,525 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/25/2005 - Complete
My One and Only by MelodyHardy reviews
Matt Hardy and Mercina, a very passionate couple in more ways that one. R+R please!
Wrestling - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 13,611 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Published: 2/25/2003
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It's Only High School reviews
Upon relocating to Konoha, Sakura finds herself growing closer to KHS heart-throb, Uchiha Sasuke. When Sasuke uncovers skeletons from her tragic past, Sakura is forced to finally reveal everything she's been hiding... -Full summary inside, AU, SasuSaku
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 54,198 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 79 - Updated: 4/28/2012 - Published: 10/9/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
Hot For Teacher reviews
Ino Yamanaka isn't the best student at HLU, especially in her least favorite class; The History of Konoha. Balancing work and a social life suck, but Ino has a plan: She's going to seduce her favorite professor, Saratobi Asuma.. -Full summary inside- AU
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,585 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 14 - Published: 10/18/2011 - Ino Y., Asuma S.
Wanted reviews
He softly brushed away the tear, and replaced it with a kiss. IchigoxOrihime one-shot/drabble. Not my favorite couple,but definately a cute one : Read&Review Please!
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 584 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/4/2009 - Ichigo K., Orihime I. - Complete