Poll: Which chapter of 'Most Horrifyen, Terrifyen and INGENIOUS PRANKS EVER' Which really needs a new title Caity BTW... Should Nae make into a totally sickidge and exceedingly awesome animated video! Vote Now!
Author has written 18 stories for Naruto, Shugo Chara!, and Fullmetal Alchemist.
Also, I also realised that we havent put disclaimers on a lot of our stories, heh heh, woopsies! So here it is:
Nae and Caity do not really own Naruto, but if you want to pretend we do, we are more then happy to do autographs xD
Names: CAITY AND NAE
Current mood: Paper-mache-y!
Caity: I am sixteen going on seventeen baby, it's time to think! (Can't remember the rest)
Nae: Yeah what she said!
Likes: Cookies, caffiene, anime, random giggle fits, juice, cheese, writing, drawing, playing the kazoo, uhhhh...sleeping, dancing to high-pitched Aqua and Toybox songs, animals, Caity's ipod (The back is all reflecty and you can make funny faces in it XP), being extremely-dramatically-over-the-top about the smallest of situations, REVIEWS!, fluffy pillows, macoroni cheese, sugar!!, walking down the street and singing songs (Pokemon theme songs...) really loudly in a horrible voice, skipping, Kankuro and Gaara from Naruto ya just gotta love those two..., Kicking ass in Naruto Ultimate Ninja Storm! Cha!!
Nae: Nae dislikes the milk...and the tomatas...dun dun dunnnnnn!!
Caity: I don't like medicine! Icky...Oh and getting tomato sauce stuck in your hair! That really sucks...
Caity: HAMPSTER DANCE PWNS ALL OF YOU BOW DOWN TO IT'S AWESOMNESS!!
Nae: It's peanut butter jelly time, peanut butter jelly time!! WOOT WOOT!!
Caity: HAMSTER DANCE! -Glares-
Nae: PEANUT BUTTER JELLY TIME -Glares-
Caity: Do you even have to ask cookies der!
Nae: Coca-cola!! And...and...ham,cheese and jelly tacos with cream and banana cheese on top!!
Caity and Nae: Blink blink
Nae: And we thoughts our favourite food was weird...
Nae: It's Howdy doody time b--!!Annnd, refering to ourselves either in third person or like there are more then one, were that comes from, we has no idea...we is crazy... (Nae no longer does this, she swears!...No seriously, I dont xD Caity! If you are reading this, since I wont remember to tell you on MSN, remind me that we need to update all this stuff!!)
Caity: Today I think my catch phrase shall be...hmmmm... Muddlemuffins! Yeeeeeeessssss, ahahahahahahahahahah!!
Animes we are currently watching, have watched and/or are obsessed with!! (Haha, Caity, something else we have to update...Although I dont think our lists will fit anymore...)
Shugo Chara/Shugo Chara Doki
Vampire Knight/Vampire Knight Guilty
Ouran High School Host Club
Full Metal Alchemist
Hunter X Hunter
Katekyo Hitman Reborn
Animes we have watched but don't follow religiously..
Sailor Moon (Caity: Oh Em Gee I loved this one when I was little!! Nae: Me 2!! Wh00t!!)
Cardcaptor Sakura (Caity: Meh I just liked the little lion with wings, I can't remember his name though...-Sigh-)
Digimon (Caity: I have read some of those little books but I don't get it... Nae: Nae loved Digimon!! YAYZ!!)
Dragon Ball Z (Caity: Again...Nae... Nae: I liked this one to, the awesome orange balls had stars on them!! Stars!! Who can resist stars!!)
One Piece (Caity: Again...I don't get it... Nae: Isn't he made of rubber?...Wish I was made of rubber, then when I forget stuff I could just reach out and grab it no worries!! Caity: -sigh-)
Pokemon (Nae: Woohoooo!! Pokemon!! Caity and I know a few of the theme songs of by heart! Caity: Sad aye?...
Beyblade (Nae: Word of advice: If you happen to own one of the metal spinny tops, dont touch them...with your hair...it hurts...)
1) Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fanfic before?
Tenten and Kiba...hmmm, no...
2) Do you think Four is hot? How hot?
Lee? HELL YEAH!! WOOO!! GO LEE, GO LEE!!
3) What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?
Sasori and Kakashi...Pigs would fly
4) Do you recall any fics about Nine?
Sakura, pfft, I could be here forever...
5) Would Two and Six make a good couple?
Tobi and Tenten? Their names both start which T, so defiantly! Hehe!
6) Five/Nine or Five/Ten?
Kankuro/Sakura or Kankuro/Hinata. Aaahh...thats a tricky one...Kanky and Sakura would defiantly be funny, it would be like two hot air ballons trying to...knock each other to the ground...ooooh, thats real deep Nae, I never knew I had it in myself...
7) What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex?
Temari walking in on Tobi and Sasori...She'd probably die of an overdose on the yuckiness that is yaoi, plus I dont think Tobi and Sasori even met, Sasori died...
8) Make up a summary of a Three/Ten Fanfic.
Hmmm...I suck at summaries, but atleast it isnt a yaoi pairing...
"So, uuuh, Hinata, want to go out with me?" Gaara asked the lilac haired girl out of the blue. Hinata just blinked before hitting the ground with a thud. "Oh my god Gaara!! You killed her!! What sorta boyfriend wanna-be are you?" Gaara just glared at his brother. Maybe if he asked him out, he'd die too, much easier then sand coffining, plus there was no evidence...Wait, he didnt really kill her did he?
Probably a bit long for a summary, but meh. Plus I do humour, not romance...
9) Is there any such thing as a One/Eight fluff?
DeidaraXKakashi? Ew, I hope not...
10) Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve Hurt/Comfort fic.
Temari and Sasori?
Look on the bright side: At least your not termite infested...yet
Man im good at titles pure sarcasm
11) What kind of plot would you use if you wanted Four to de-flower One?
Lee de-flowering Deidara?
Umm, Deidara gets covered in flowers somehow and Lee picks on him and blows them off using his leaf hurricane thing, the whole time mocking him. Deidara meanwhile has has pissed off, WTF look, tah that look is so funny xD
Lame I know, and I know thats not exaclty what meant by de-flowering, but meh
12) Does anyone on your friends list read Three het?
Gaara? Tch, probably... *looks at tash*
13) Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven?
I dont think anyone had drawn Kiba, I have tho! Woo, go me!!
14) Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five ?
Tobi, Lee and Kankuro 0.o...I dont befriend people like that I'm afraid...
15) What might ten scream at a moment of great passion?
The day Hinata learnt she could scream..."I-i...M-maybe if...OH WOULD EVERYONE JUST SHUT UP, IM TRYING TO TALK HERE!!"
Everyone else: 0.0
16) If you wrote a song-fic about Eight, what song would you choose?
Kakashi, hmmm...Teenagers by My Chemical Romance xD
17) If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be?
Deidara, Tenten and Sasori 0.0...Ummm...
DO NOT READ OR YOU WILL BE SEVERELY SCARRED FOR LIFE AND NEVER ENJOY THE AWESOMNESS THAT IS EXPLOSIONS, WEAPONS AND REDHEADS CAUSE IT WILL REMIND YOU OF THE ASTROCITY THAT IS THIS STORY!!
Nae is a redhead BTW lol
18) What might be a good pick-up line for Ten to use on Two?
Hinata on Tobi?
"I..uhh...I" passes out
"Tobi is a good boy! Tobi will save you!"
And Tobi being the good boy Tobi is, saves the princess from being trampled by liamas after fainting on the main road and they live happily ever after, End.
19) How might Eleven describe a relationship between Two and Eight?
Kiba describing Tobi and Kakashi's relationship?
Wait..thats how I would...
20) How emo is Seven?
Temari? Oh yeah, she's hell emo man, how can you miss it...
By Nae...Cause she was exceedingly bored...And had a craving for tacos...
Caity's bored quiz! Whoo!
Whats the last book you read? Cose Geass: Lelouch of the rebellion chapter 7? I think ... -Shrugs- Meh it'll do.
What's on your T.V right now? Corey in the house.
Who's the last person you talked to and what did you say? Brittany: "Yeah I know." She was telling me what was on t.v
Where are you? My house! Whoop whoop! In my comfy computer chair, staring at this ridiculously bright computer screen. So luminious... oh preeeeeeeeetty...
What was the last thing you ate? Hot chips ... and tomato sauce. And I didn't even get it stuck in my hair! Cha! I is awesome!
What's your personality like? Well, I have many personalities allow me to list them for you!
- Cheerful and bubbly
- Random and possibly insane... or wacky as my friend TamiKitty-chan has decided to call me...
- Downright scary and vicious
- Happy!! (Usually I have no homework at those times)
I'm usually the second one, I was going to add wise to the list but I scuffed my toe this morning getting out of bed so I figured that maybe that's not really part of my personality... I can pretend to be wise, for fifty bucks!
What was the last thing you thought? I could really go for some nachos right now and then I thought I feel like cutting my hair ... then I thought I better not seeing as how I have to grow it out. XP
Say George Bush. What is the first thing that comes to your mind? A french fry ... preferably sticking out of his eye socket but I'm not fussy.
You now have a million dollars. What do you do? Well, firstly I would buy Naruto and Shugo Chara so i wouldn't have to put stupid disclaimers on everything! Even though I do enjoy trying to come with new ones .. Oh then I would buy a mexican restaurant coz I really really really want those nachos right now.
Reach out and grab the closest thing to you. What is it? Brittany, she's standing next to me and reading everything I type... HI BRITTANY!! Heh she waved to me.
What are you eating/drinking right now? Nothing, but again I really want nachos! Man why is every question about what I want to eat!! It just reminds of how nacho-less I am, woe is me!!
What are you writing RIGHT NOW? Ooooooooh! That's a tricky question! I was working on an update for my pranking story, but right no- Wait does typing this count? This isn't a very specific question, I refuse to answer this one until the stars come out and Nae can consult them to shed some light onto this situation.
Grab the nearest book to you, turn to page 18 and find line nine. What is it? "lying under the bare tree. I ran and ran and ran. My" ... Uh yeah, Paul Jennings. I had to go to my brother's room to get this, all the other books only went up to page 15. Stupid... books...not enough pages...rawr!
What's it like being you? Stressful (You try having five little brothers and sisters ...) ... Odd (My freaky friends and I, we're going places I tell ya! .. like McDonalds for a sundae or something ... Or ten-pin bowling!! Whooooooo!) ... Funny (Yeah, I laugh at most things, like when people do dumb stuff or fall over. Now that's funny! Especially when it isn't me! ... it usually is.)
What are your thoughts on writing? It's a hobby, I suppose ... afterall it allows me to let me to vent my hyperactivity! Yay! Venting!
How tall are you? Uhmmmm... Oh this is hard ... uhhh... Last time I measured I was a metre and sixty something centimetres... I know that I'm taller than Nae! That's all that matters! BWAHAHAHAHA!!
What book are you currently reading? This question, nah i'm to lazy to read a book at the moment. But I really need to finish the series that I started -Sigh-
What music are you listening to? Whatever is on the t.v, but I could start singing! Oh please let me sing! Whoo! Please?!
What was the last website you visited before fan fiction? Uh my Email page, yeah I had emails! Whoo love love love!
What was the last thing you cooked? Cereal. Oh yeah! Who's a master chef? I am a master chef! Oh yeah yeah yeah!
What color are the walls of the room you are in? It's like a creamy colour ... Pretty depressing now that I look at it. It's sad, now I feel like cryin-No! Tear your gaze away from the evil mood-swingy wall! You can do it Caity! Will Power!!
Do you know who the governor of your state is? Nup! X3
Ketchup or Mustard? Don't like mustard ... Oh I don't know! ... maybe this is how Shakespeare felt when he thought of that question that has no answer ("To be or not to be")
How many different programs are on your computer right now? Waaaait a second ... About ten that I've put on myself, the others came with the computer. At least I think they did, it could have been some random do gooder elf guy that installed them for me ... Yeah, that be awesome!
What is the weather like? Sunny yet cold, with the occasional shower here and there, stay tuned for sports with Johnny after these messages!
Are you going an vacation this summer and where? I dunno, wouldn't you like to know? Hmmm! Crazy stalking fan fiction authors you can't trust them these day- wait.
Anything else? I would like to use this space to bid Taco (Nae's pet fish) a farewell, he was a good fish and a worthy successor of Nacho (The fish before him) and one more thing! Rest in peace in your watery grave my friend! R.I.P Taco -Cries dramatically-
What's your favorite article of clothing? My blue hoodie, I fricken' love this thing man! Oh and my ugg boots! I get cold toes ... I just wish that someone would make knee warmers or somethin-Wait! I shall invent them and make millions!! Then use that money to fund me and Nae's world domination plans!
Who are the most special people to you? Nae, Tashie, Terese, Sharon, Sam, Tami-chan! Woo!, Yuki-kitty and my family!
What's your favorite childhood memory? When I was little and my Grandpa and I used to walk through the garden, he would always have a stick to help him walk. I would always pick up a stick and assume that they were to ward off the garden demons! -Wipes away tear- Ah good times, good times.
Scariest moment of your life? When I thought that I had killed my cat! But it was just sleeping. Oh and then there was a time when I broke a window...or three, ya know what, who's counting?!
One word that would best describe you? Overly-random-to-the-point-where-it's-absolutely-completely-and-utterly-ridiculous! See it's hyphenated! ;P
What is your favourite month? August! My birthday!
What's your favorite number? 13! My birthday! Oh I see a pattern emergin- no wait, forget it, it's gone.
What does your user name mean? Well I happen to share this account with my overly awesome bestie friend Nae! And I like cookies... Nae didn't get a say in that part, but she hasn't complained so eh!
What is your favorite Disney movie? It's too hard! I love the disney movies! -Sniff- Fine I shall choose one! Meanies! Uhhhh eeny meeny miney moe! The little mermaid 2!
What made you smile today? My brother was sitting on a wall and he fell off! Hahahah! That made me laugh... he heh
Last thing you said out loud? "Do you think I should paste this thing on my profile and take it ... Why yes I do ... Oh your right Caity what the hell! Let's do it! Your so wise and awesome and- ... Yes I know, now do the quiz..." -Nods- True story, then I took this quiz thingy! Bet ya didn't see that one coming huh? Now don't get me wrong I usually don't talk to myself but Nae's away visiting relatives and I have no-one else that I really want to converse with at 10:30pm.
Last rainbow you saw? Last Saturday! It was huuuuuuuuuuge!
Do you want a hair cut? Uh huh, but I have to grow it for my cosplay in January. If I attempt to cut it Nae will chop off my hands with a blunt rusty knife.
Are you musically inclined? -nods- I'm going to pretend I actually understand what this question means, seeing as how it's school holidays and my brain is turned off, Sure! Of course I am!
Have you ever been in a fight? I would have, my friend beat up some chick that was her 'best friend' for trying to steal her boyfriend right outside my house, but I didn't even know what happened until three days later. Sad huh? I never was very observant and I zone out all the time.
Caity is currently working on..
The Ultimate School for Ninja's chap 4: I think this story is well and truly dead. I'm just not feeling it anymore D8
Wacky Women: The Kukai Edition: This series will never leave me! I swear it! I absolutely adore writing Kukai as some sort of crazed money making psycho, it's just much too fun. As the title suggests, it's Kukai's guide to handling/courting/controlling/wooing/understanding the female species.
What happens in Vegas, Stays in Vegas?: Okay, this will be my first ever attempt at anything romance-y! So no promises that it will be super duper knock your socks off awesome and stuff. It will mostly be a KibSaku crackish type fic (my new obsession) with hints of NaruIno (if hatred/murderous intent towards one another counts as a pairing) and SasuSaku. Nae says she likes it so fingers crossed! :)
Stuff Nae is currently working on
Title yet to be decided: Or so Caity calls it! Anyway, despite Caity coming up with the idea for it, I, Nae, ended up coming up with the plot, drawing a majority of the pictures and writing most of it...Cause I am just that awesome!!
Treasure Hunters: Search for Pandora's Box Chap. 3: Is coming along...very slowly...Its not as if I gots any fans anyway...'cept Caity...but she's not counted...hehe...i like...dots!!
Insert Extremely witty, super cool title here!: If anyone can come up with this ledendary title, PM me!! This too is coming along...the only thing that could defeat it is a snail! See, thats how fast!
Tenten's Utterly Random Round Robin!: Once I get us all to do the round robin...It shall be completerd quicker then you can read a dictionary and a thesuraus!...and an entire collection of encyclopedias!
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