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Joined 09-10-08, id: 1689989, Profile Updated: 03-18-12
Author has written 27 stories for Pokémon, Animal Crossing, Fruits Basket, and Misc. Books.

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You know if you’re a Hetalia fan when…

You’ve been converted to Yaoism.

Refer to your country by Hetalia’s human names for them.

You’ve learned more history from Hetalia than you’ve have from school (without falling asleep)!

History is cool now and the most perverted subject along with Geography!

You want a chick, polar bear, koala, panda, etc.

You actually study history for making fics/crack pairings.

You wish Prussia still existed.

You know that a country named Sealand exists…and you want to live in it.

You can tell America and…um…oh yeah, Canada apart!

You know more about other countries than you ever did before.

You know that you wanna be Canadian, please~!

The world news isn’t the same…its awesome now!

You WANT to watch the news and the Olympics.

You can identify almost every flag in the world.

You say ‘Awesome’ a lot.

You say ‘aru’ after every sentence.

You claim everything to be yours and dominate people’s ‘boobs’ at random times.

You know how to sing ‘Maru Kaite Chikyuu’ in eight different languages.

You want to learn different languages.

Tea and coffee are your main beverages.

Pasta, tomatoes, wurst, maple syrup and hamburgers are now your favorite foods.

You wanna play the piano.

You carry around a frying pan.

You spazz out when you see a frying pan, chick, polar bear, hamburger, dog, koala, map, faucet pipe etc.

Maps are now porn.

You kick the ground or kiss it while talking to it.

You know that world peace can be possible.

You want to go to an UN meeting.

You want to become President/Prime Minister/etc. so that you can meet your Nation.

Incest is hot!

You’ve covered your walls/binders/textbooks with atlases.

You smile when you see labels like ‘Made in China’ or ‘Made in Russia’.

Vodka is just Russian water.

You talk Poland-like.

You say ‘kolkolkol’ when you want to give people the creeps.

You now have a creepy smile.

You’re obsessed with somebody, just like Belarus.

You spazz out when you here the song ‘Yakko’s world’.

Your favorite animes have been replaced by Hetalia.

You call your brother ‘West’.

And last, but not least, you know that you’re a Hetalia fan when…

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You get fan-girlish/boyish over yourself after finding out you are Chinese/Korean/Russian, German/Italian, etc.

AND ALSO...

1) In Social Studies class you refer to the countries as ‘he’ or ‘she’ instead of ‘it’.

2) You are convinced that all British people are bad cooks.

3) Your mind goes to “other things” when your teacher mentions France’s “relationships” with other countries.

4) You are now a little bit wary of your Russian pen pal, lest’ he/she try to pull a fast one on you.

5) During class, while discussing Germany and Italy’s alliance in WW1, you burst out laughing….now everyone thinks you’re crazy.

You know if you’re a Hetalia fan when…

You know facts about other countries that creep people out.

You yell out facts about other countries that people did not think was true.

You’ve tried to curl a piece of your hair.

After you’ve succeeded to make that curl, you act like it’s your erogenous zone.

When someone is talking about history, you giggle and not pay attention to the other people who are giving you weird looks.

Your neighbors think you’re mental after seeing you talk to air.

You create an OC of your country if it does not have a character design on Hetalia.

You want to be fabulous~!

You’re parents have made fun of you because of Hetalia.

You try to hold a meeting with your friends and yell gibberish.

You are heard over everyone during a class discussion/argument.

You have siestas now.

You’ve named your glasses Texas.

You have a ‘FUCK’ box.

You WANT large eyebrows.

You pop out of nowhere to freak out others.

You’re stuffed animals/pets have names like Kumajirou, Shinatty-chan, Hanatamago, etc.

You want a Sealand hat.

You wear a scarf and coat even though you live in the hottest place on earth.

You call one of your friends Liet even though his name is Jimmy.

You spazz out after finding out you made a friend with someone with the same name as a Hetalia character.

You don’t care anymore if you accidentally shoot someone in the arm or leg.

You tell everyone that you’re an ethnicity that you really aren’t.

You celebrate every country’s Independence Day.

You laugh when you see a broken chair.

You have dubbed that chair ‘Busby’s Chair’.

You’re History teacher is surprised when he/she gives you 100 percent on your papers now.

You get perverted thoughts when you say you’re in a certain country.

Your ringtones are national anthems.

You have friends around the world just because of Hetalia.

You know how to pronounce each country’s name correctly.

You say ‘da ze!’ or ‘Desu-yo!’ a lot.

You’ve created your own catch phrase.

You get red or violet contacts.

Bitches don’t know about your chick.

You’ve created your own Hetalia shirt/plush/keychain/etc.

You cosplay as a Hetalia character almost 24/7. (Sadly, I don’t…I wish I could though! TTTT)

You write letters to your President/Prime Minister/etc. asking to meet your nation.

You like to take two flags and dance like how the nations do in the Dance Dance Revolution meme on YouTube and DA.

You like to watch ‘Where the hell is Matt?’ on YouTube.

You and your two closest friends are dubbed ‘The Bad Touch Trio’.

You streak with roses covering your no-no parts.

You sing the Private Squares song whenever someone’s invading you vital regions.

You have hundreds of cats.

You become as lazy as Greece.

You think perverted thoughts during earthquakes or when near geysers. nosebleed

You think perverted thoughts with global warming. wags eyebrows suggestively

And last, but not least, you know if you’re a Hetalia fan when…

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Globes are now action figures.

You know you’re a Hetalia fan when…

You scream ‘baka’ 1000x for no reason.

You try to hold your alcohol like Ivan.

You fail epically at holding your alcohol and then act like England when he’s drunk.

You can’t cook…so you go for Mc D’s.

You jump off high places screaming ‘VODKAAAAA!’.

You try to get ice cream from your friend and end up breaking your leg.

You raise your hand during class and when your called on you scream ‘PASTAAAA!’.

You carry around a white flag or a country flag.

Faucet pipes are the shiz.

Magic is real.

You shake constantly for no reason.

Yousmile at other people’s misery.

Historical figures are now your celebrities.

You cross-dress.

The UN meetings are now a sitcom.

You buy instruction books when you need advice.

You call people ‘perverts’ when they have their country map on the wall.

Your underpants have your flag design.

You speak with an accent that you never had before.

The last two lists have described your life.

You are a pirate~!

You perform a knee attack on your friends!

Historians are fanfic writers to you.

Historical pictures are fan art to you

You have become a pedophile.

You have tried to ‘colonize’ one of your friends.

It’s impossible to hate a country.

All songs seem to fit Hetalia whether it’s sad, disturbing, happy, love-dovey, etc.

Your parents made you mad so you decided to start a revolution to gain independence.

You’ve now made your parents cry in the rain.

You hope to answer the phone and hear “Doitsu, Doitsu!” on the other end.

You call your friend and scream “Doitsu, Doitsu!”

You call your friend to tell them you’ve been kidnapped.

You think America was very sick or had an emo phase during ‘The Great Depression’.

Playing with fireworks isn’t a big deal.

You play or listen to Chopin when you are mad.

You’re growing tomatoes in your backyard…and singing Romano’s Tomato song to them! (or is that just me?)

You see someone roasting marshmallows, so you think they’re mocking you.

You roast marshmallows to get back at that person.

You start singing England’s marshmallow song.

Someone nearby thinks you’re summoning a devil while singing that song.

You get something cute so you say, “Kawaii aru~!”

Your family is as dysfunctional as England’s.

You tried to slash your older brother/sister’s back after they got you mad.

You go to a nation’s capital and scream “I HAVE CLAIMED country’s name’S VITAL REGIONS!” and stick a flag into the ground.

You think Sealand should take over Seaworld.

‘Paparazzi’ is Lady Gaga’s version of Francis’ ‘Paris is Indeed Splendid'.

Surrendering to any fight is a daily thing.

You play your piano in the ocean.

Your grandfather is on a boat with a bunch of ladies...while playing ukulele.

You think Russia’s not evil, he’s just misunderstood.

A new country has appeared out of the blue…so you go there to try and claim it.

You believe archaeologists are like surgeons.

You see a cute little kid and fight with your friend on who gets to be the kid’s older brother/sister.


On a more dark/serious tone...
First they came for the communists, and I did not speak out—because I was not a communist;
Then they came for the socialists, and I did not speak out—because I was not a socialist;
Then they came for the trade unionists, and I did not speak out—because I was not a trade unionist;
Then they came for the Jews, and I did not speak out—because I was not a Jew;
Then they came for me—and there was no one left to speak out for me.


Three things that OWN:
#1 World Domination by Cuteness
#2 Alachino
#3 Dinosaur Pancakes


Meet the Cast of Yo Gabba Gabba!

DJ Lance Rock. He's our host, and in each episode he gets the show started with the magic words, "Yo Gabba Gabba!"

Muno, the red cyclops. He's very friendly, mild-mannered, but sometimes slightly impatient. He loves to learn and is very outgoing. Sometimes he can be a bit clumsy and has been known to break things.

Foofa, the pink flower bubble. She's giggly, outgoing, happy, bubbly, and likes things that are cute and cuddly. But sometimes she gets a little moody if things don't go her way.

Brobee, the green little one. He's cuddly and cute, but also cautious and needs constant reassurance. He's sometimes scared to try new things. Music, singing, and dancing help give him confidence and help him to learn.

Toodee, the blue cat-dragon. She's very smart and independent. She's also athletic and mischievous. Sometimes she gets too excited about things and can be selfish.

Plex, the yellow robot. He's always there to provide music, teach lessons, and use his wonderful magical powers to beam guests into Yo Gabba Gabba Land. Like a parent, he typically knows how to solve problems.

They're all ready to sing, play, and teach whenever you are. Just say the magic words! "YO GABBA GABBA!"


Muno the Red Cyclops, Foofa the Pink Flower Bubble, Plex the yellow robot, Toodee Blue Cat Dragon, Brobee the Hairy Green monster and DJ Lance in the orange hat...MUNO...HE'S TALL AND FRIENDLY...FOOFA...SHE'S PINK AND HAPPY...BROBEE... THE LITTLE GREEN ONE...TOODEE...SHE LIKES TO HAVE FUN...PLEX...THE MAGIC ROBOT...LETS GET TOGETHER NOW WITH DJ LANCE ROCK RIGHT NOW... YO GABBA GABBA...YO GABBA GABBA...YO GABBA GABBA ...YOOOOOOO If you Love Yo Gabba Gabba too, copy and paste this into your profile.


SHMOES!! XDXDXDXDXD copy and paste this into your profile if you belive in the power of Shmoes.

DINOSAUR PANCAKES!! XDXDXDXD! If you do too copy and paste this into your profile.

Youtube is da bomb! If you think so copy and paste this into your profile.

I support RayquazaXGroudon the best maleXmale pokemon couple ever!! if you do copy and paste this into your profile.

If you Love Orbshipping (KyogreXGroudon) copy and paste this into your profile.

If your a CosmoShipper (Palkia X Dialga) and think that they never should of fought copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think Age of Empires/Civilization is da BOMB! copy and paste this into your profile.

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know what to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, so weird is good. If you're weird and proud of it, copy this into your profile.

If there are times you wanna annoy people for just the heck of it, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever watched a really stupid show 'cause nothing was on, and you got into it, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think Harley (pokemon) is a complete nut job, copy and paste this into your profile.

But Harely is a COOL nut job! (Cause he hates may!) copy and paste this into your profile.

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUDGE!! ... copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever ran into a door , copy and paste this to your profile.

If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste.

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile

If you have an extremely long profile, copy this into it to make it longer

If you think Captain Underpants and Junie B. Jones own copy this into your profile.

If you hate parties on sunday afternoons, and love parties on Saturdays copy this into your profile.

If you think the rabbit from the Trix commercial should go to the store and by his own box, copy this into your profile.

If you ever heard voices in your head, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you're one of those people who get excited when you see just two reviews, paste this into your profile

If you ever felt like just running somewhere, copy this into your profile.

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this on your profile.

If you think you should be able to watch what you want on TV without being called immature, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects copy this into your profile. (mwahaha)

If you have your own little world, then copy this onto your profile, or else that little world will be destroyed by Fanfiction!

If you are the kind of person that gets really excited when you get like two reviews, copy this onto your profile!

If you are OBSESSED with Pokemon, copy this onto your profile as a fellow Poke-Freak!


"Dear pesky legendaries, Darkrai and I have taken over Spear Pillar, Cresselia is now a permanent guest at one of my seven

dimensions, I dare you to find her if you can!"

"if you need instructions, on how to go through the dimensions, check out the Adamant Orb!"


You couldnt see them.
And yet,you knew they exist.
You could feel them!

Each time the wind blowed...
The waves grew up and fall
The thunders screamed
The skies cried
or the sun heated your skin.
You could feel them through yourself when the future became past.
You could even sense them in your dreams...or nightmares.

Over time,you became fascinated by your ancesters stories...

The Legends.Those who control the winds,water,fire,time,space and even darkness.

In other words,those who control Planet's life.

One day you said "no more books,no more legends".
You trained hard.You prepared yourself!

You became a Trainer.

To endure the strongest winds!
To stand against the most fearsome waves!
To hear the loudest thunder!
To resist the most deadly storm!
To test your will against the mighty Sun!
To stand your mind in the present!
To embrace to your dreams and face your worst nightmares...

To go beyond all that.
To see what waited behind.

One day,you saw them.

One day,they stopped being Legends. ~=Esepibe


A true Pokemon fan is someone who will defend it when someone makes fun of it. It is someone who will love over anything else no matter what age and is not afraid to shout it out to the world. A true Pokemon fan will encourage others to learn the important meanings that Pokemon holds. And you'll love Pokemon forever and ever. If you are a true Pokemon fan, then copy this onto your profile!

Help Pokemon rule the world!! Copy this onto your profile!

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer.

If you are tired of copying and pasting stuff into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think it's unfair that Drew isn't in ANY pokemon movie, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you know someone who should be run over by a bus, copy this to your profile.

If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile.

If you are aware that so many people nowadays pretend to be someone they're not, copy this on your profile.

If you think Pokemon is cool, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you can't stand preppy people who talk like this: "I like, can't believe, I like, chipped my manicure!!", copy and paste this into your profile.

If Harley (from Pokemon Season 8 and 9) scares you, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile.

I solemly swear that anyone who flames my stories will get a flame back. FIGHT FIRE WITH FIRE! BEAT OUT THE FLAMES! If you agree (or hate flamers), copy this into your profile.

If you have ever gotten so completely sidetracked in a conversation that you don't remember why you were talking in the first place, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile.

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile.

If you and your friends have a nickname, title, or anything else for each other, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you want to learn Japanese, copy/paste this into your profile.

If you have ever yelled at an inanimate object copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are obbsesed beyond obbsession with ANY anime or manga, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever done something stupid just for the hell of it copy and paste this into your profile.

If you love Fanfiction.net, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have an odd sort of love/hate relationship with your computer, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, add this to your profile.

If you're hyper, like being hyper, and are hyper all the time, copy this into your profile!

If you have a true friend, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you are bored and like to write stuff, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If your friends have called you something that really, really doesn't discribe you, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you ever were told to go somewhere and you forgot why and you had to go back to find out copy this into your profile!

If you ever sang the "I know a song that gets on everybodies nerves" song copy this into your profile! (This song ROX!!)

Now THAT'S a lot of copy and pasting! I have yelled at at object! I accidenatly stubbed my toe and was NOT happy! Stupid rock!! That probably explains a lot about me but I'm not insane!!

My best friend is insane. If you have an insane friend, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever said something that had nothing to do with your current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile!

Olny srmat poelpe can raed this.

If you have ever been called a bookworm and are proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile

If you think the monkeys drinking coffe is absolutely normal, copy and paste this onto your profile

If you're a girl and get sick and tired of guys assuming that you're weak and can’t fight, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever sung a song you hated so much, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile

If you have ever stopped to look at something in the middle of a busy street, copy this into your profile

If you have ever fallen off a chair backwards, copy this into your profile

If you ever felt like just running somewhere, copy this into your profile.

If you and your friend break out into song in a public area put this on your profile


Reasons why girls are the best

1.We got off the Titanic first

2. We get to flirt with systems support men who always return our calls, and are nice to us when we blow up our computers.

3. Our boyfriend's clothes make us look elfin & gorgeous. Guys look like complete idiots in ours.

4. We can be groupies. Male groupies are stalkers.

5. We can cry and get off speeding fines.

6. We've never lusted after a cartoon character or the central female figure in a computer game.

7. Taxis stop for us.

8. Men die earlier, so we get to cash in on the life insurance.

9. We don't look like a frog in a blender when dancing.

10. Free drinks, Free dinners, Free movies ... (you get the point).

11. We can hug our friends without wondering if she thinks we're gay.

12. We can hug our friends without wondering if WE'RE gay.

13. New lipstick gives us a whole new lease on life.

14. It's possible to live our whole lives without ever taking a group shower.

15. We don't have to fart to amuse ourselves.

16. If we forget to shave, no one has to know.

17. We can congratulate our team-mate without ever touching her butt.

18. If we have a zit, we know how to conceal it.

19. We never have to reach down every so often to make sure our privates are still there.

20. If we're dumb, some people will find it cute.

21. We don't have to memorize Caddyshack or Fletch to fit in.

22. We have the ability to dress ourselves.

23. We can talk to people of the opposite sex without having to picture them naked.

24. If we marry someone 20 years younger, we're aware that we look like an idiot.

25. Our friends won't think we're weird if we ask whether there's spinach in our teeth.

26. There are times when chocolate really can solve all your problems.

27. We'll never regret piercing our ears.

28. We can fully assess a person just by looking at their shoes.

29. We know which glass was ours by the lipstick mark.


How to Tell if You're a Writer

-If you talk to yourself.
-If you talk to yourself about talking to yourself (i.e. ‘I wonder why I talk to myself so much?’)
-If, when you talk to yourself, you sometimes speak as if talking to another person (i.e. ‘Okay, so have you ever noticed that the word ‘deliver’ could mean removing someone’s liver?’)
-If, after uttering a profound piece of wisdom like that above, you stare at the cookie in your hand in awe and say, ‘Wow, this is good stuff for sugar highs!’
-If you live off of sugar and caffeine.
-If people start to notice that you tend to check your e-mail every day for a week, then suddenly disappear off the face of the planet.
-If your e-mails tend to be pages long and incredibly random.
-If, when replying to someone else’s e-mail, you are sometimes so random that you fail to address the original message altogether.
-If you tend to collect the Bic Stics people leave lying around, kind of like picking pennies off the ground.
-If, no matter where you are in your room, you never have to so much as get up to reach a pen/pencil and paper.
-If the letters are starting to wear off on the keys of your keyboard.
-If people think you might have A.D.D.
-If you think it’d be cool to have A.D.D.
-If you start constantly talking in third person, past tense.
-If you think about making lists like this, and start giggling for no ‘apparent’ reason.
-If your friends don’t even bother to look funny at you anymore when you start giggling for no apparent reason.
-And finally, the number one way to tell if you’re a good writer: If you failed English 101


Our minds are like wings...Destined to take us places...


Anime is Life. Manga is life. Life is good. Parents suck for not buying you more life. If you agree, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you like filling your profile with 'copy this into your profile' thingys, then COPY THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE

If you don't know why people can't get it through their heads that members of the opposite sex can just be friends, copy and paste this into your profile

If you think that it would be fun to be a cartoon, copy this message into your profile.

If you like blue copy this to your profile.

SMILEYS RULE:):)copy and paste this in your profile if you agree. :):):):):):)!

I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it

They say guns don't kill people; people do. Well I think guns help. I mean if you stood there and yelled 'BANG!' I don't think you'd kill too many people.

Last night, I lay in bed looking up at the stars, and thought to myself, "Where the heck is the ceiling?"

Silence is golden... but shouting is fun!

When life gives you lemons, make apple juice, then sit back and enjoy while others try to figure out how you did it!

If you've ever spent a long amount of time looking for something that you were holding/wearing, copy this to your profile

What are the three words guaranteed to humiliate men everywhere?
'Hold my purse.' lol (but i don't have one)

The Founding Fathers had personal lives, got drunk, and went to clubs. DEAL WITH IT!


Funny XD-worthy labels and warnings

On Sears hairdryer:
Do not use while sleeping.
(Gee, that's the only time I have to work on my hair!)

On a package of pasta after the cooking insturctions:
"Put on fork and eat."
(No! Really? We're supposed to eat food?!)

On a bag of Fritos:
You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.
(The shoplifter special!)

On a bar of Dial soap:
Directions: Use like regular soap.
(and that would be how?)

On some Swann frozen dinners:
Serving suggestion: Defrost.
(But it's just a suggestion!)

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert: (printed on bottom of the box)
Do not turn upside down.
(Too late! you lose!)

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding:
Product will be hot after heating.
(Are you sure? Let's experiment.)

On packaging for a Rowenta iron:
Do not iron clothes on body.
(But wouldn't that save more time?)

On Boot's Children's cough medicine:
Do not drive car or operate machinery.
(We could do a lot to reduce the construction accidents if we just kept those 5 year olds with colds off those fork lifts.)

On Nytol sleep aid:
Warning: may cause drowsiness.
(One would hope!)

On artificial bacon:
"Real artificial bacon bits".
(So we don't get fake fake bacon. Oh no we get real fake bacon.)

On a Korean kitchen knife:
Warning: keep out of children.
(hmm..something must have gotten lost in the translation..)

On a string of Christmas lights:
For indoor or outdoor use only.
(As opposed to use in outer space.)

On a food processor:
Not to be used for the other use.
(Now I'm curious.)

On Sainsbury's peanuts:
Warning: contains nuts.
(but no peas?)

On an American Airlines packet of nuts:
Instructions: open packet, eat nuts.
(somebody got paid big bucks to write this one..)

On a Swedish chainsaw:
Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands.
(Raise your hand if you've tried this.)

On a child's Superman costume:
Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly.
(Oh go ahead! That's right, destroy a universal childhood belief.)


LIKE CELESTE NIGHT SAID ON HER PROFILE: "DO NOT READ WHAT IS BELOW IF YOU ARE SENSITIVE WHEN IT COMES TO POSTING TO SAVE YOUR LIFE!!"

Scary-a.. thing..
This is a true story. A girl died in 1933. A man buried her when she was still alive. The murderer chanted," Toma Sota balcu," as he buried her. Now that you have read the chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiilling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this on your profile, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded. Lucillia


The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, WhenI die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When yougo in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?"The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away...Post this on your profile if you hate racism


Remember kids, Nothing lasts. Not those gameboys, not your feelings, not your parents. Everything will soon be thrown away at random. Even you.


Take a walk through your local auto wrecker sometime (if they allow that sort of thing). While the "inhabitants" will not be able to sing of course, they can still tell you a lot about the lives they lived, and what kind of people drove them and why. Look at stuff like the bumper stickers they're wearing, business names on the doors, what was left handing from the rearview mirror, what you find in/under the back seat, in the trunk, etc...


Mommy

I am only 8 inches long
but I have all my organs.
I love the sound of your voice.
Every time I hear it
I wave my arms and legs.
The sound of your heart beat
is my favorite lullaby.

Month Two

Mommy
today I learned how to suck my thumb.
If you could see me
you could definitely tell that I am a baby.
I'm not big enough to survive outside my home though.
It is so nice and warm in here.

Month Three

You know what Mommy
I'm a boy!
I hope that makes you happy.
I always want you to be happy.
I don't like it when you cry.
You sound so sad.
It makes me sad too
and I cry with you even though
you can't hear me.

Month Four

Mommy
my hair is starting to grow.
It is very short and fine
but I will have a lot of it.
I spend a lot of my time exercising.
I can turn my head and curl my fingers and toes
and stretch my arms and legs.
I am becoming quite good at it too.

Month Five

You went to the doctor today.
Mommy, he lied to you.
He said that I'm not a baby.
I am a baby Mommy, your baby.
I think and feel.
Mommy, what's abortion?

Month Six

I can hear that doctor again.
I don't like him.
He seems cold and heartless.
Something is intruding my home.
The doctor called it a needle.
Mommy what is it? It burns!
Please make him stop!
I can't get away from it!
Mommy! HELP me!

Month Seven

Mommy
I am okay.
I am in Jesus's arms.
He is holding me.
He told me about abortion.
I thought you loved me
Why didn't you want me Mommy?

Every Abortion Is Just . . .

One more heart that was stopped.
Two more eyes that will never see.
Two more hands that will never touch.
Two more legs that will never run.
One more mouth that will never speak.


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5 Legendary Pokemon and the Super Bowl Pregame by Yoshizilla-Rhedosaurus reviews
Rayquaza, Groudon, Kyogre, Dialga, and Palkia all settle down together on their own tropical island as they watch the pregame for the upcoming Super Bowl XLI.
Pokémon - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,259 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 4 - Updated: 10/23/2014 - Published: 2/3/2007 - Rayquaza, Dialga, Palkia, Arceus - Complete
Dialga's Dreamland by Yoshizilla-Rhedosaurus reviews
Dialga and Palkia get into a fight to see who can last better in another game, and Dialga heads over to Kirby's Dreamland to prove he's better! I don't know why I wrote this, or left it on an ancient cliffhanger.
Crossover - Pokémon & Kirby - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,487 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 6/24/2014 - Published: 1/21/2008 - Dialga - Complete
Hats, Slaps, and Kissy Faces by Caliwindftw reviews
Anyone could understand that accidents happen. But for Gretel she can't help but think how sometimes Kotler goes a little too far. But what else was she to expect from the beautiful, idiotic, sadistic Lieutenant? GretelxKotler
Boy In the Striped Pajamas - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 8 - Words: 16,206 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 6/7/2013 - Published: 2/16/2010
Attack of the Minivengers by loki-dokey reviews
That awkward moment when Loki accidentally turns The Avengers and himself - but not Tony - into a four-year-old version of themselves, and is the only one of the children who is actually able to keep his adult brain. The others? …Not so much.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 32 - Words: 69,891 - Reviews: 2192 - Favs: 1,464 - Follows: 1,616 - Updated: 2/6/2013 - Published: 5/23/2012 - Iron Man/Tony S., Loki
Thor And Loki: Tales of Midgard by NowAskYourself-WhatWouldLokiDo reviews
Some drabbles of some extremely confused Asgardian brothers. Includes Pop Tarts, bronies, and a confused Loki.
Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 5,912 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 8/4/2012 - Published: 7/12/2012 - Loki, Thor
Good Inside by Feelin Glayish reviews
"There's not enough good in you to take the bad out of me." Thor/Loki, Mjolnir/Loki, dub-con, object insertion, handcuffs, pwp
Avengers - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,994 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 273 - Follows: 38 - Published: 7/11/2012 - Thor, Loki - Complete
A different ending by Druitt reviews
This is something depressing, brutal and all together mean on my behalf. a different ending to this famous story. ON HIATUS
Boy In the Striped Pajamas - Rated: T - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 584 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/11/2012
Hushed by xDracotheDeathEaterx reviews
Elsa isn't ready to trust anyone, much less a grimn young soldier by the name of Lieutenant Kotler. But when the two begin to play a dangerous game, it's only a matter of time before one of them is caught...And there will be consequences. R and R!
Boy In the Striped Pajamas - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,350 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 4/13/2012 - Published: 4/8/2012
A Diary of Regret by LoonyLoopyLupin96 reviews
Brief final Diary entry for Ralf, after the war.
Boy In the Striped Pajamas - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 403 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/13/2012 - Complete
Alternate ending by Luv4AriG reviews
This is a different ending for the book that I had to write for english class. I hope you enjoy.
Boy In the Striped Pajamas - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,573 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/8/2012 - Complete
A Simple Question by These Heroes We Shall Remember reviews
when Bruno asked her what she thought about all of this, what did Maria really want to say... one-shot
Boy In the Striped Pajamas - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 413 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/15/2012 - Complete
Clouds Over Auschwitz by LeighRose reviews
That morning, Maria had predicted a rainy day. Not that I cared anyway. I felt determined to go outside and meet my friend Shmuel, to help him find his dad. I needed to do it before we left, I couldn't fail my friend again. T for being Holocaust-themed.
Boy In the Striped Pajamas - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,283 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/10/2012 - Complete
The Girl with the Missing Brother by B.Makay.R reviews
Gretel is the sister of Bruno, and this is her point of view on the events that soon follow the news of her missing brother.
Boy In the Striped Pajamas - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,389 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/14/2011
Die Erschreckende Wahrheit by InterstellarGazer reviews
He fell on his knees when he realized the horrifying, yet certain truth. That he had killed his own son. Sort of OOC R&R!
Boy In the Striped Pajamas - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 613 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/23/2011 - Complete
dear diary by gleechick21 reviews
This is a short diary extract from schmuels diary as he is going to Auschwitz. This was some homework for my english class
Boy In the Striped Pajamas - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 257 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/10/2011 - Complete
All A Lie by FFww2reviewerJC reviews
Alternate, more realistic ending to The Boy in the Striped Pajamas. T only for themes Holocaust . Oneshot. Sorry about the way it's written! I didn't type it out that way..IDK what's wrong with it! :/
Boy In the Striped Pajamas - Rated: T - English - Crime/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 865 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 11/8/2011 - Published: 11/6/2011 - Complete
My Brother by DancingThroughLife1999 reviews
When Schmuel and Bruno were in the Gas Room, what was Schmuel thinking?
Boy In the Striped Pajamas - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 398 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 6 - Published: 11/2/2011 - Complete
The Boy in the Striped Pyjamas Alternative Ending by HERMlONE GRANGER reviews
My class finished reading this and we had to come up with an alternative ending. Most of them all ended with Bruno and Shmuel escaping and running away. Mine's different.It had to start from when Bruno went over to the other side of the fenece.
Boy In the Striped Pajamas - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 385 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/12/2011 - Complete
The Gift of a Friend by HavetoScream reviews
Shiro has begun to sympathize for Hitler, being somewhat of an outsider himself, and wants to help him break from his original's sins. K for possible violence later on.
Afterschool Charisma/放課後のカリスマ - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 622 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/6/2011 - Shiro K., A. Hitler
Fleeting Interest by Croutonic Sarcasm reviews
Unlike normal humans, we had nobody to brush our tears away and tell us that we were important, that we were precious. We had no love. Of all the clones, however, none captured my interest in such a way as Hitler. M for implied Freud/Hitler
Afterschool Charisma/放課後のカリスマ - Rated: M - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,177 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/25/2010 - S. Freud, A. Hitler - Complete
Atonement by Arabimitore reviews
The fleeting interest was just that- a fleeting interest. It could never be anything but; a sinful being repenting, loneliness my punishment for my transgressions- Why I expected anything else, I'll never know. Clone!Freud x Clone!Hitler
Afterschool Charisma/放課後のカリスマ - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 617 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/25/2010 - Complete
Hetalia Concert by RedHatMeg reviews
Let's start the hetalia Concert, with your favorite Hetalia characters performing famous rock, metal, pop etc. songs!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 9,073 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 11/28/2010 - Published: 11/28/2009
Last Exit by Captain Razz reviews
Dead Snow What if a man had one last chance at salvation before becoming a monster? No longer in Misc! Woohoo! Thnx FF! One Shot.
Dead Snow/Død snø - Rated: M - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,657 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/15/2010 - Complete
Human by Anakin McFly reviews
Sam teaches GERTY what it's like. Mild slash.
Moon - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 408 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/8/2010 - Complete
Never Going to Let Go by Croutonic Sarcasm reviews
"Hey, Doitsu?" "Ja? Was?" Feliciano placed his hand over Ludwig's groin, smiling innocently. "Have you ever been touched here?" Ita/Ger Fill for the Kink Meme
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,694 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 6 - Published: 9/23/2010 - Germany, N. Italy - Complete
No Hope, No Happy Ending by The-Ochraniacz reviews
He'd gone to sit at the fence to get away from the other boys. The Boy In The Striped Pyjamas in Shmuel's POV
Boy In the Striped Pajamas - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 613 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/6/2010 - Complete
The Adventures of Germany and Italy by WindStar72 reviews
One fine day, Italy made Germany feel good if you get what I mean. So Germany decides to punish him for stopping short of the feeling. CRACK AND YAOI. LOTS. PRESENT FOR WAKALAKAALCHEMIST IN EXCHANGE FOR GRILLED CHEESE.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,277 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/13/2010 - Germany, N. Italy - Complete
Truth Or Dare by FearfulCaptainBiffElderberry reviews
13 countries play Truth or Dare. Written using a truth or dare generator. As a result, not as clean as I'd like it to be. x.x
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,685 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 82 - Updated: 3/26/2010 - Published: 11/28/2009
Yesterday by MyBizTheMiz reviews
I am no good at summaries rated T for character death, Yesterday, All my troubles seemed so far away, Now it looks as though they're here to stay, Oh, I believe in yesterday.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 711 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/3/2010 - Germany, N. Italy - Complete
The Final Act by cold-crescent-moon reviews
Suicide. No Happy End. Rated M for fear of tainting still pure minds. Gakuen Hetalia.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,342 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 216 - Follows: 20 - Published: 1/31/2010 - Germany, N. Italy - Complete
Cleave by Salmagundi reviews
Germany and Italy were finally getting married. Romano can think of a lot of other things he'd rather be doing: like chewing on broken glass, for instance.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,202 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/22/2010 - N. Italy, Germany - Complete
By the Book by adesso reviews
Germany has done the research, read all the books, made all the preparations - everything will go according to plan. Except Italy does not do so well with plans.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,922 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 146 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/28/2009 - N. Italy, Germany - Complete
Pool Day by Gentle Hina reviews
Germany and Italy go to the public pool, but things get from great to bad.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 986 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/27/2009 - Germany, N. Italy - Complete
Haunted Memories by Yaoishoujo reviews
Late one December night, Italy receives a distressing phone call from Germany. The past has apparently been haunting the German nation for over half a decade and he needs comfort.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,179 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 7 - Published: 12/17/2009 - Germany, N. Italy
Patriotic for Pasta by barefoot11 reviews
Feliciano's favorite pasta place closes, so he tries protesting to get it up and running again. Only thing is, Ludwig realizes, is that the redhead isn't doing it right. Human names used, Germany/Italy if you squint.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 646 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/24/2009 - N. Italy, Germany - Complete
That's Amore! by GilbertOfPrussia reviews
Not much of a plot, just PWP, really. Once again, not good with summaries or titles! WARNING: YAOI, BOYXBOY, GERITA, SEME!ITALY!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,415 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 7 - Published: 11/10/2009 - N. Italy, Germany - Complete
I Dream About You by Yuki Matsuda reviews
A wet dream leaves Italy confused ... and Germany curious. Male/Male, Germany/Italy with a little Japan on the side ... xD as an advisor you perv, ahaha XD Mostly romantic and sexy with a pinch of humour, and some Pasta, of course! Please R&R!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,285 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 343 - Follows: 28 - Published: 11/4/2009 - Germany, N. Italy - Complete
Don't Cry, Feliciano by KSFWolfe reviews
I'm sorry I...couldn't keep my promise./GermanyxItaly. WARNING: CHARACTER DEATH.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,097 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/3/2009 - Germany, N. Italy - Complete
Let's Paint! by Surrender In Dance reviews
Germany decides to paint his house and unfortunately calls upon Italy and Japan for help.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 557 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/18/2009 - Germany, N. Italy - Complete
Nachsicht by Okami Tabor reviews
Boredom brings about some interesting activities for Ludwig, and finding some familiar undergarments only brings forth wicked fantasies for the nation to indulge in.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,061 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/16/2009 - Germany, N. Italy - Complete
America's Best Plan Ever by curious marionette reviews
America reveals his latest plan to England, which naturally would lead to both of them hiding in the bushes outside of Germany's house. Poor England... GermanyxNorthernItaly ensues.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,474 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/14/2009 - Germany, N. Italy - Complete
Playful Italy by keikopanda102 reviews
Hee hee hee... All I can say is that if you read this and you like the pairing of Germany and Italy then you are in for a real treat! Warning: Things get sexual. VERY sexual. As in... sex. Hee hee hee... ok then. Enjoy this cheerful one-shot!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 901 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 8 - Published: 10/6/2009 - Germany, N. Italy - Complete
Diary of Tom Nook by TheAmethystAquamarine reviews
A re-write of my series on another site. A racoon writes about his days running his store in his diary. Rating may change.
Animal Crossing - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 871 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/25/2009
Renaissance by Canadino reviews
Post WW2. "When I see you again," Italy said, "I want to hold your hand and never let go." Germany/Italy
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,398 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 143 - Follows: 7 - Published: 8/23/2009 - Germany, N. Italy - Complete
Stilts by MonochromeOsity reviews
Where the heck is Italy? And what's that clopping noise? Yaoi GermanyxNorth Italy
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 798 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 8 - Published: 8/22/2009 - Germany, N. Italy - Complete
Bedtime Rhyme by Beijing Express reviews
Italy has hit his head in the middle of the night and decides to venture into the depths of Germany's bedroom. Germany/Italy. Oneshot. Comical Fluff.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,803 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/25/2009 - N. Italy, Germany - Complete
Two Men at England's House by animekraze reviews
And one vomiting in the bathroom. Germany gets too drunk, England happens to be walking by and takes the German home. GermanyxEngland, LudwigxArthur, ArthurxLudwig, EnglandxGermany, etc.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,917 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/13/2009 - Germany, England/Britain - Complete
Happily Ever After by Miss Chelle reviews
A simple trip to the supermarket turns into a fiasco when Feliciano is along for the ride. Crack one-shot. Title has nothing to do with the story
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 741 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/28/2009 - Germany, N. Italy - Complete
Did You Get the Jam? by pokemaniac1234 reviews
Groudon pisses Kyogre off, who in turn pisses Groudon off, which pisses Rayquaza, Deoxys and Jirachi off, who then piss Groudon and Kyogre off by making them stop fighting. Oneshot, and I suck eggs at summaries. Read and REVIEWW! Mmmm eggs.
Pokémon - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 496 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/17/2009 - Groudon, Kyogre - Complete
All That He Needs by Hedonistic Opportunist reviews
All Germany wants is for Italy to say his name. Germany/Italy, PWP. Written for kink!meme.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,398 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 362 - Follows: 26 - Published: 6/11/2009 - Germany, N. Italy - Complete
Deoxys Quest by Red One1223 reviews
What had started out as an 'ordinary' day had lead one insane Pokemon on a quest for Tacos. Will he find the food that he seeks? Will he get the girl of his dreams? And will he annoy the -bleep- out of everyone? Read, Find Out, and Review!
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,628 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 4/19/2009 - Published: 2/24/2009 - Deoxys, Rayquaza
5 Signs You Read WAY Too Much Axis Power Hetalia by oonezumi reviews
Pretty much what the title says. This one's alot like the others I've written. Soooo...please R/R and....BECOME ONE WITH RUSSIA! XD
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 140 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 7 - Published: 3/5/2009 - Complete
A Legendary Christmas by DB the Unknown reviews
Arceus is throwing her once-in-a-century Christmas Party, and all the Legendaries are invited! How will Mew blackmail Mewtwo into attending? What's the perfect gift for Groudon and Kyogre? Will Celebi let them cut down a Christman tree? Find out inside!
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,949 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 12/23/2008 - Published: 12/13/2008
Invader Zim Christmas Carols of DOOM by AnaXaver reviews
these are a few spastastic invader songs of hoaday cheer
Invader Zim - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 562 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/17/2008 - Dib, Zim
12 Pains of Fruits Basket Christmas! by gracelalia reviews
It's a holiday favorite! The 12 Pains of Christmas Fruits Basket Style! Enjoy!
Fruits Basket - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,213 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/11/2008 - Tohru H., Kyo S. - Complete
How to get invader zim characters mad by Krystal Skellington reviews
Zim, GIR, Dib, Gaz, and the Tallest. Enjoy or GIR will get you XD
Invader Zim - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 228 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/30/2008 - Zim, Gir - Complete
Gyroids by Settle4Perfection reviews
All is peaceful in the town of Farway. Until Crazy Redd showed up with these wacky robots called, "gyroids." Everyone loves them, but there's something odd about them. Are they really all they're cracked up to be?
Animal Crossing - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Horror - Chapters: 10 - Words: 5,990 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 10/19/2008 - Published: 9/27/2008 - Complete
Mama Groudon by tillerian reviews
Legendaries don't have parents, right? Well, Groudon get's a surprise visit from a very special someone and it's just not going well for him. Meanwhile, Skipper the Mudkip is having some problems with a certain issue that is ruining his life. R&R, Please!
Pokémon - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,831 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/9/2008 - Complete
Damn You Tom Nook! by The-Metal reviews
The Expose Of A Villainous Tanuki. It is a prequel of sorts to Mafia Crossing.
Animal Crossing - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 950 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/6/2008 - Complete
No Control by twenty ducats reviews
In which Kyogre and Groudon discover who their orb-holders are, and can only prepare for the worst. Game-verse, pre-RSE. Written for a prompt war with fanficwisdom; prompt: Sphere.
Pokémon - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 662 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Published: 8/21/2008 - Complete
You'll never catch me, Nook! by PSI-Triforce reviews
A short look into the everyday life of everyone's favourite shopkeeper, Tom Nook, having to deal with a hyperactive customer running around as he tries to close his store.
Animal Crossing - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 539 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/2/2008 - Complete
Sweet Dreams by Yoshizilla-Rhedosaurus reviews
Rayquaza sure has amazing dreams at night.
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,080 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/24/2008 - Rayquaza - Complete
I Want Brownies ! by Axletia Rosonetis reviews
Giratina does a documentary to show how far Mew would go to get brownies. Oneshot.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 597 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/30/2008 - Complete
Intervention : Addicted to Lava by Axletia Rosonetis reviews
Groudon gets addicted to lava, causing an intervention spoof to happen. Oneshot. Light orbshipping.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,356 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/17/2008 - Complete
One Missed Call: Tom Nook Style by Tori Productions reviews
Tom Nook gets a mysterious call and hears his death over the phone. DUNDUNDUN. -Animal Crossing meets One Missed Call- There is cursing in this story, view at your own discretion.
Animal Crossing - Rated: T - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 409 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/14/2008 - Complete
Witness Protection by AgentKaz reviews
Aquabats/Yo Gabba Gabba. Short one-shot. When monsters don't want to be bad, there's only one thing to do.
Misc. Tv Shows - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 419 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/9/2008 - Complete
The New Commercial by Axletia Rosonetis reviews
Oneshot.Regigigas stars in the new anti-drug commercial...as the drug addict of course ! Watch how he wrecks lives. Rated T for some swearing and a couple of sex jokes.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 540 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/26/2008 - Complete
Dialgas guide to Palkia by combine2007 reviews
Dialga writes a guide on how to deal with Palkia No flames allowed. Please review
Pokémon - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 358 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/22/2008 - Complete
Groudon's Silence by Goldeneye101 reviews
Dark Rayquaza and Groudon face off. A Pokemon who was the LAST pokemon to interfere does it. Groudon admits his love to this pokemon. Kyogre. ONESHOT. First of my "What if?" Oneshots. Groudon X Kyogre. Song fic to "Black Hole Sun" by Soundgarden".
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,076 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/13/2008 - Groudon, Kyogre - Complete
Shadowed Destiny by Flipper Boid Skua reviews
Groudon and Kyogre are taken hostage to be turned into shadows by a man and his scientists. Can they break free before it's too late? Orbshipping. R&R. NOW COMPLETE!
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 12 - Words: 15,263 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 4/12/2008 - Published: 3/20/2008 - Groudon, Kyogre - Complete
The True Story of Dialga and Palkia by Darkraisis reviews
How the fight between Dialga and Palkia all started. THE TRUTH ABOUT THE FIGHT!
Pokémon - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 200 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/5/2008 - Complete
The Guilt We Carry by Glory For Sleep reviews
"At that moment I regretted not apologizing to you about the night before; not telling you about my feelings; not telling you that I loved you. Not telling you that I never said I didn't need you." Groudon/Kyogre
Pokémon - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,564 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/23/2008 - Groudon, Kyogre - Complete
Shigure Discovers Myspace by LMLJeansCoEst2006 reviews
Shigure discovers Myspace and the Sohma family shakes up...
Fruits Basket - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 260 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/3/2008 - Shigure S., Kyo S. - Complete
They Must Never Find Out by Forget Eden reviews
Pharaoh, the new cat boy in town, needs to work for Tom Nook in order to pay for his new house. What he soon finds out is that Tom doesn't want him to do any normal house work... Yaoi MxM Torture Sex Bondage Cross Dressing Rape Molestation
Animal Crossing - Rated: M - English - Humor/Crime - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,241 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 8/24/2007 - Published: 8/23/2007
The Secret Life of Nook by snowflower90 reviews
Seth notices after a mysterious phone call Tom Nook starts acting all weird. Seth is on his way to find out about Nook's secret life and what happens after the doors of Nook's shop closes. Is he a criminal or spy? What could this racoon be hiding?Chap6 up
Animal Crossing - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,671 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 8/3/2007 - Published: 6/6/2007 - Complete
Things I Learned from Invader Zim by avatarjk137 reviews
Cartoons can teach us so much. Here are many of the things I've learned while watching Invader Zim. Read and enjoy this delicious oneshot, HUMAN!
Invader Zim - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 473 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/28/2007 - Complete
The Thing That Went BOOM! by Perdy Toes reviews
Invader Zim likes Waffles.
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 1,512 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 4/16/2007 - Published: 1/17/2007 - Zim
What if by Third Person Omniscient reviews
What if Ginny and Harry survived? And then Harry had decided that he did, in fact want the fame offered by his scar? What would happen to Ginny? Where would she turn, and who would she go to? GWxNL oneshot
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,217 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/10/2007 - Ginny W., Neville L. - Complete
Whatever the World Has Come To by EagleFox reviews
Incredibly old story from the mind of a child. A really bored Rayquaza decides to tour around a bit.
Pokémon - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,033 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 1/7/2006 - Published: 12/5/2005
Potatoes You Have Skinned by Kylee M. Fowler reviews
My 2nd Zim parody. Probably the most random thing I've written. Gir is singing to Zim. Parody of Colors of the Wind from the Disney movie Pocahontas. Old pen name: Invader VIZ
Invader Zim - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 350 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/4/2005 - Gir, Zim - Complete
The Origin of the Orbs Poetry by Saya1450 reviews
A small piece of poetry i wrote a few months ago about Kyogre and Groudon and the birth of the orbs.
Pokémon - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 274 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/28/2004
Who killed Crazy Redd? by something completely diff reviews
ome one has killed Crazy Redd, and its up to Gaston and Poncho to find out who.
Animal Crossing - Rated: K - English - Mystery - Chapters: 2 - Words: 724 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/18/2002
The Nightmare Begins - The MUSICAL! by Nadine reviews
Because the one thing more twisted than Invader Zim is a Broadway version of Invader Zim. It's the greatest musical ever written about obsession, doom, and tacos.
Invader Zim - Rated: K - English - Humor/Poetry - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,413 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 1/28/2002 - Published: 1/27/2002
The 12 Days Of Christmas ~ Invader Zim Style! by Talon-chan reviews
Its A Invader Zim Parody of the 12 Days Of Christmas!! Enjoy! ^_^
Invader Zim - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 478 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/8/2001
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Hansel and Gretel: REVAMPED and RELOADED
a new twist on an old story. reated t of lang.
Misc. Books - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,370 - Published: 8/2/2010
The Real Story of Pokemon Creation reviews
the real story and what really went on in the creation of the pokemon world. rayquaza's perspective. I wrote this in world history 1! R&R! no flamers plz!
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 594 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Published: 10/15/2009 - Rayquaza, Arceus - Complete
Maxie's Great Awakening reviews
Maxie unwittingly kills a groudon and her child. to redeem himself he must furfil the Groudon mother and the child's final wishes. if he can survive being a groudon. with his own organization, team magma hunting him, thinking that he's a real groudon.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Supernatural - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,668 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 9/27/2009 - Published: 9/17/2009 - Maxie/Matsubusa, Groudon
Ripples of Boulders reviews
Groudon prespective after Kyogre's death. For Glory for Sleep's story Boulder
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 269 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 7/5/2009 - Groudon, Maxie/Matsubusa - Complete
Phanesty Starr Ø reviews
A story about 4 friends bound together by a common losse of there parents and to eventully find the commom killer of their parents. R&R
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,133 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 6/24/2009 - Groudon, Rayquaza
Horizon reviews
land and sky meet up at the "horizen" and somethimes with disaterous and funny results. groudon/rayquaza yaoi.
Pokémon - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,118 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 6/14/2009 - Published: 6/1/2009 - Groudon, Rayquaza
Shigure gets POWAHHH! reviews
Shigure buys a magic cookie and he now has magical powers and messes with everyone's personality. And everyone has really weird obsessions. Contains all Sohma family members. If i missed one plz tell me!
Fruits Basket - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,456 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/11/2009 - Shigure S. - Complete
Behind the Mental Bars reviews
Rayquaza and finds himself inside a zoo with Groudon. But then he finds the Zoo's dark secret. It's really a Pokemon Research Lab that does cruel and unhuman tests on it's residents. Will they uncover it's dark secret? Or will they go with to flow? R&R!
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Horror - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,733 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 6/1/2009 - Published: 3/27/2009 - Rayquaza, Groudon
Mama Groudon's Return reviews
Mama Groudon's back and Groudon is more embarrassed than ever, and even maybe a little contact from Papa Groudon... The after story to Mama Groudon by tillerian read that one first! For tillerian
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,299 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Updated: 4/15/2009 - Published: 4/11/2009 - Groudon, Rayquaza
Maxie and his Candy Loving Groudon reviews
When Maxie finds a groudon egg on the beach and feeds it candy what happens? Pure K-AHHS!
Pokémon - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 804 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/14/2009 - Maxie/Matsubusa, Archie/Aogiri
The adventures of Reco and Merlisa reviews
The adventures of Reco the dialga and Merlisa the palkia and Ryan the Groudon. Contains strong lagugage! But hilarious! by originally by RecoMerlisa before she got an accont
Pokémon - Rated: M - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,789 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 3/26/2009 - Published: 11/1/2008 - Dialga, Palkia - Complete
Creation's Apology reviews
Arceus banishes Giratina and then comes back after years of darkness. Will Arcues give a simple sorry that Giratina so wants?
Pokémon - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 397 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Published: 3/25/2009 - Arceus, Giratina - Complete
If U Seek Them reviews
Giratina's version of the song "If U Seek Amy" by Brittney Spears. Slight referance to Giratina and the sky's Boquete Shaymin.
Pokémon - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 569 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/25/2009 - Giratina, Dialga - Complete
Cyrus and His Palkia reviews
When Cyrus brings Palkia into the world, he takes a liking to her. How will Pakia react and what happens next? R&R!
Pokémon - Rated: M - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 836 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/8/2009 - Cyrus/Akagi, Palkia - Complete
Giratina Lives Under My Bed reviews
What happens when a lonely girl Tinagira meets Giratina? and they both save the world. While they try their relationship undercover. Pokemon belongs to Nintendo. Tinagira belongs to me. TinagiraXGiratina at some parts.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 12 - Words: 12,682 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 2/25/2009 - Published: 9/15/2008 - Giratina
Tom Nook's and Crazy Redd's Hitchhiking Adventure reviews
When Tom and Redd are thown off a plane how will they get back to the town of Fango? Will they survive the madness?
Animal Crossing - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 838 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 2/5/2009
The Other Side of Tom Nook reviews
You know animal crossings? right? well the untold story of tom nook! why does he hate redd? who is tommy and timmy? does he have a wife? all is answered!
Animal Crossing - Rated: T - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 428 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/1/2009
No More Dead Flower's of Time reviews
a poem on Shaymin and Giratina
Pokémon - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 243 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Published: 1/2/2009 - Giratina - Complete
2 Deities 1 Heart reviews
a poem i wrote on dialga and palkia love relation heavy cosmoshipping
Pokémon - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 306 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/31/2008 - Dialga, Palkia - Complete
Shipping Packages reviews
When Shaymin "plays cupid" what will happen? will she find her way to Giratina? PalkiaXDialga GiratinaXShaymin ArceusXMew MewXGroudonstatue you see what i mean DrakariXCresselia RealGroudonXKyogre
Pokémon - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,263 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/27/2008 - Complete
A Little Chirstmas Gift reviews
When Shaymin shows Dialga and Palkia Chirstmas what will they think about it? Will they "get" Chirstmas? Or will they crash and burn?
Pokémon - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,434 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/25/2008 - Dialga, Palkia - Complete
The Black Heart reviews
When Giratina dies Palkia and Dialga take it hard, but not Arceus. What happens when greedy Arceus steals the Black Heart from Giratina's grave? referance of PalkiaXGiratina sorta
Pokémon - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,158 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Published: 11/22/2008 - Complete
The Only One reviews
when Dilaga and Palkia get a new sibling will they get tired of there new sibling or the other way around?
Pokémon - Rated: K+ - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,107 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 10/31/2008 - Complete
dialga and palkia get a Wii reviews
what happens when Dialga and Palkia get a Wii! Find OUT! all copyrited material belongs to there respected owners! No infingment is nessicerry!
Pokémon - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 536 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 2 - Published: 9/15/2008 - Complete
palkia and the magic mutant mago berry! reviews
yep.......... should i finish this? I might............plz don't read!
Pokémon - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 370 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 9/13/2008 - Palkia, Dialga
The three little dragons and the big bad hedgehog! reviews
Yup a parody of the three little pigs! What happens when Dialga Palkia and Giratina meet Shaymin? Find Out!
Pokémon - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 904 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 9/13/2008 - Complete
My life as a lengendary pokemon! reviews
yep.............. Random stories I did on christmas vacation of 2007............. GroudonXGina RayquazaXShadow these sotra stink ALOT! read my other things insted! PLEASE!
Pokémon - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,537 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 9/13/2008 - Groudon, Rayquaza - Complete