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You know if you’re a Hetalia fan when…
You’ve been converted to Yaoism.
Refer to your country by Hetalia’s human names for them.
You’ve learned more history from Hetalia than you’ve have from school (without falling asleep)!
History is cool now and the most perverted subject along with Geography!
You want a chick, polar bear, koala, panda, etc.
You actually study history for making fics/crack pairings.
You wish Prussia still existed.
You know that a country named Sealand exists…and you want to live in it.
You can tell America and…um…oh yeah, Canada apart!
You know more about other countries than you ever did before.
You know that you wanna be Canadian, please~!
The world news isn’t the same…its awesome now!
You WANT to watch the news and the Olympics.
You can identify almost every flag in the world.
You say ‘Awesome’ a lot.
You say ‘aru’ after every sentence.
You claim everything to be yours and dominate people’s ‘boobs’ at random times.
You know how to sing ‘Maru Kaite Chikyuu’ in eight different languages.
You want to learn different languages.
Tea and coffee are your main beverages.
Pasta, tomatoes, wurst, maple syrup and hamburgers are now your favorite foods.
You wanna play the piano.
You carry around a frying pan.
You spazz out when you see a frying pan, chick, polar bear, hamburger, dog, koala, map, faucet pipe etc.
Maps are now porn.
You kick the ground or kiss it while talking to it.
You know that world peace can be possible.
You want to go to an UN meeting.
You want to become President/Prime Minister/etc. so that you can meet your Nation.
Incest is hot!
You’ve covered your walls/binders/textbooks with atlases.
You smile when you see labels like ‘Made in China’ or ‘Made in Russia’.
Vodka is just Russian water.
You talk Poland-like.
You say ‘kolkolkol’ when you want to give people the creeps.
You now have a creepy smile.
You’re obsessed with somebody, just like Belarus.
You spazz out when you here the song ‘Yakko’s world’.
Your favorite animes have been replaced by Hetalia.
You call your brother ‘West’.
And last, but not least, you know that you’re a Hetalia fan when…
You get fan-girlish/boyish over yourself after finding out you are Chinese/Korean/Russian, German/Italian, etc.
1) In Social Studies class you refer to the countries as ‘he’ or ‘she’ instead of ‘it’.
2) You are convinced that all British people are bad cooks.
3) Your mind goes to “other things” when your teacher mentions France’s “relationships” with other countries.
4) You are now a little bit wary of your Russian pen pal, lest’ he/she try to pull a fast one on you.
5) During class, while discussing Germany and Italy’s alliance in WW1, you burst out laughing….now everyone thinks you’re crazy.
You know if you’re a Hetalia fan when…
You know facts about other countries that creep people out.
You yell out facts about other countries that people did not think was true.
You’ve tried to curl a piece of your hair.
After you’ve succeeded to make that curl, you act like it’s your erogenous zone.
When someone is talking about history, you giggle and not pay attention to the other people who are giving you weird looks.
Your neighbors think you’re mental after seeing you talk to air.
You create an OC of your country if it does not have a character design on Hetalia.
You want to be fabulous~!
You’re parents have made fun of you because of Hetalia.
You try to hold a meeting with your friends and yell gibberish.
You are heard over everyone during a class discussion/argument.
You have siestas now.
You’ve named your glasses Texas.
You have a ‘FUCK’ box.
You WANT large eyebrows.
You pop out of nowhere to freak out others.
You’re stuffed animals/pets have names like Kumajirou, Shinatty-chan, Hanatamago, etc.
You want a Sealand hat.
You wear a scarf and coat even though you live in the hottest place on earth.
You call one of your friends Liet even though his name is Jimmy.
You spazz out after finding out you made a friend with someone with the same name as a Hetalia character.
You don’t care anymore if you accidentally shoot someone in the arm or leg.
You tell everyone that you’re an ethnicity that you really aren’t.
You celebrate every country’s Independence Day.
You laugh when you see a broken chair.
You have dubbed that chair ‘Busby’s Chair’.
You’re History teacher is surprised when he/she gives you 100 percent on your papers now.
You get perverted thoughts when you say you’re in a certain country.
Your ringtones are national anthems.
You have friends around the world just because of Hetalia.
You know how to pronounce each country’s name correctly.
You say ‘da ze!’ or ‘Desu-yo!’ a lot.
You’ve created your own catch phrase.
You get red or violet contacts.
Bitches don’t know about your chick.
You’ve created your own Hetalia shirt/plush/keychain/etc.
You cosplay as a Hetalia character almost 24/7. (Sadly, I don’t…I wish I could though! TTTT)
You write letters to your President/Prime Minister/etc. asking to meet your nation.
You like to take two flags and dance like how the nations do in the Dance Dance Revolution meme on YouTube and DA.
You like to watch ‘Where the hell is Matt?’ on YouTube.
You and your two closest friends are dubbed ‘The Bad Touch Trio’.
You streak with roses covering your no-no parts.
You sing the Private Squares song whenever someone’s invading you vital regions.
You have hundreds of cats.
You become as lazy as Greece.
You think perverted thoughts during earthquakes or when near geysers. nosebleed
You think perverted thoughts with global warming. wags eyebrows suggestively
And last, but not least, you know if you’re a Hetalia fan when…
Globes are now action figures.
You know you’re a Hetalia fan when…
You scream ‘baka’ 1000x for no reason.
You try to hold your alcohol like Ivan.
You fail epically at holding your alcohol and then act like England when he’s drunk.
You can’t cook…so you go for Mc D’s.
You jump off high places screaming ‘VODKAAAAA!’.
You try to get ice cream from your friend and end up breaking your leg.
You raise your hand during class and when your called on you scream ‘PASTAAAA!’.
You carry around a white flag or a country flag.
Faucet pipes are the shiz.
Magic is real.
You shake constantly for no reason.
Yousmile at other people’s misery.
Historical figures are now your celebrities.
The UN meetings are now a sitcom.
You buy instruction books when you need advice.
You call people ‘perverts’ when they have their country map on the wall.
Your underpants have your flag design.
You speak with an accent that you never had before.
The last two lists have described your life.
You are a pirate~!
You perform a knee attack on your friends!
Historians are fanfic writers to you.
Historical pictures are fan art to you
You have become a pedophile.
You have tried to ‘colonize’ one of your friends.
It’s impossible to hate a country.
All songs seem to fit Hetalia whether it’s sad, disturbing, happy, love-dovey, etc.
Your parents made you mad so you decided to start a revolution to gain independence.
You’ve now made your parents cry in the rain.
You hope to answer the phone and hear “Doitsu, Doitsu!” on the other end.
You call your friend and scream “Doitsu, Doitsu!”
You call your friend to tell them you’ve been kidnapped.
You think America was very sick or had an emo phase during ‘The Great Depression’.
Playing with fireworks isn’t a big deal.
You play or listen to Chopin when you are mad.
You’re growing tomatoes in your backyard…and singing Romano’s Tomato song to them! (or is that just me?)
You see someone roasting marshmallows, so you think they’re mocking you.
You roast marshmallows to get back at that person.
You start singing England’s marshmallow song.
Someone nearby thinks you’re summoning a devil while singing that song.
You get something cute so you say, “Kawaii aru~!”
Your family is as dysfunctional as England’s.
You tried to slash your older brother/sister’s back after they got you mad.
You go to a nation’s capital and scream “I HAVE CLAIMED country’s name’S VITAL REGIONS!” and stick a flag into the ground.
You think Sealand should take over Seaworld.
‘Paparazzi’ is Lady Gaga’s version of Francis’ ‘Paris is Indeed Splendid'.
Surrendering to any fight is a daily thing.
You play your piano in the ocean.
Your grandfather is on a boat with a bunch of ladies...while playing ukulele.
You think Russia’s not evil, he’s just misunderstood.
A new country has appeared out of the blue…so you go there to try and claim it.
You believe archaeologists are like surgeons.
You see a cute little kid and fight with your friend on who gets to be the kid’s older brother/sister.
On a more dark/serious tone...
Three things that OWN:
Meet the Cast of Yo Gabba Gabba!
DJ Lance Rock. He's our host, and in each episode he gets the show started with the magic words, "Yo Gabba Gabba!"
Muno, the red cyclops. He's very friendly, mild-mannered, but sometimes slightly impatient. He loves to learn and is very outgoing. Sometimes he can be a bit clumsy and has been known to break things.
Foofa, the pink flower bubble. She's giggly, outgoing, happy, bubbly, and likes things that are cute and cuddly. But sometimes she gets a little moody if things don't go her way.
Brobee, the green little one. He's cuddly and cute, but also cautious and needs constant reassurance. He's sometimes scared to try new things. Music, singing, and dancing help give him confidence and help him to learn.
Toodee, the blue cat-dragon. She's very smart and independent. She's also athletic and mischievous. Sometimes she gets too excited about things and can be selfish.
Plex, the yellow robot. He's always there to provide music, teach lessons, and use his wonderful magical powers to beam guests into Yo Gabba Gabba Land. Like a parent, he typically knows how to solve problems.
They're all ready to sing, play, and teach whenever you are. Just say the magic words! "YO GABBA GABBA!"
Muno the Red Cyclops, Foofa the Pink Flower Bubble, Plex the yellow robot, Toodee Blue Cat Dragon, Brobee the Hairy Green monster and DJ Lance in the orange hat...MUNO...HE'S TALL AND FRIENDLY...FOOFA...SHE'S PINK AND HAPPY...BROBEE... THE LITTLE GREEN ONE...TOODEE...SHE LIKES TO HAVE FUN...PLEX...THE MAGIC ROBOT...LETS GET TOGETHER NOW WITH DJ LANCE ROCK RIGHT NOW... YO GABBA GABBA...YO GABBA GABBA...YO GABBA GABBA ...YOOOOOOO If you Love Yo Gabba Gabba too, copy and paste this into your profile.
SHMOES!! XDXDXDXDXD copy and paste this into your profile if you belive in the power of Shmoes.
DINOSAUR PANCAKES!! XDXDXDXD! If you do too copy and paste this into your profile.
Youtube is da bomb! If you think so copy and paste this into your profile.
I support RayquazaXGroudon the best maleXmale pokemon couple ever!! if you do copy and paste this into your profile.
If you Love Orbshipping (KyogreXGroudon) copy and paste this into your profile.
If your a CosmoShipper (Palkia X Dialga) and think that they never should of fought copy and paste this into your profile.
If you think Age of Empires/Civilization is da BOMB! copy and paste this into your profile.
Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know what to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, so weird is good. If you're weird and proud of it, copy this into your profile.
If there are times you wanna annoy people for just the heck of it, copy this into your profile.
If you have ever watched a really stupid show 'cause nothing was on, and you got into it, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you think Harley (pokemon) is a complete nut job, copy and paste this into your profile.
But Harely is a COOL nut job! (Cause he hates may!) copy and paste this into your profile.
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUDGE!! ... copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever ran into a door , copy and paste this to your profile.
If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste.
If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile
If you have an extremely long profile, copy this into it to make it longer
If you think Captain Underpants and Junie B. Jones own copy this into your profile.
If you hate parties on sunday afternoons, and love parties on Saturdays copy this into your profile.
If you think the rabbit from the Trix commercial should go to the store and by his own box, copy this into your profile.
If you ever heard voices in your head, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you're one of those people who get excited when you see just two reviews, paste this into your profile
If you ever felt like just running somewhere, copy this into your profile.
If you have your own little world, copy and paste this on your profile.
If you think you should be able to watch what you want on TV without being called immature, copy and paste this in your profile.
If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects copy this into your profile. (mwahaha)
If you have your own little world, then copy this onto your profile, or else that little world will be destroyed by Fanfiction!
If you are the kind of person that gets really excited when you get like two reviews, copy this onto your profile!
If you are OBSESSED with Pokemon, copy this onto your profile as a fellow Poke-Freak!
"Dear pesky legendaries, Darkrai and I have taken over Spear Pillar, Cresselia is now a permanent guest at one of my seven
dimensions, I dare you to find her if you can!"
"if you need instructions, on how to go through the dimensions, check out the Adamant Orb!"
You couldnt see them.
Each time the wind blowed...
Over time,you became fascinated by your ancesters stories...
The Legends.Those who control the winds,water,fire,time,space and even darkness.
In other words,those who control Planet's life.
One day you said "no more books,no more legends".
You became a Trainer.
To endure the strongest winds!
To go beyond all that.
One day,you saw them.
One day,they stopped being Legends. ~=Esepibe
A true Pokemon fan is someone who will defend it when someone makes fun of it. It is someone who will love over anything else no matter what age and is not afraid to shout it out to the world. A true Pokemon fan will encourage others to learn the important meanings that Pokemon holds. And you'll love Pokemon forever and ever. If you are a true Pokemon fan, then copy this onto your profile!
Help Pokemon rule the world!! Copy this onto your profile!
If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer.
If you are tired of copying and pasting stuff into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you think it's unfair that Drew isn't in ANY pokemon movie, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you know someone who should be run over by a bus, copy this to your profile.
If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile.
If you are aware that so many people nowadays pretend to be someone they're not, copy this on your profile.
If you think Pokemon is cool, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you can't stand preppy people who talk like this: "I like, can't believe, I like, chipped my manicure!!", copy and paste this into your profile.
If Harley (from Pokemon Season 8 and 9) scares you, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile.
I solemly swear that anyone who flames my stories will get a flame back. FIGHT FIRE WITH FIRE! BEAT OUT THE FLAMES! If you agree (or hate flamers), copy this into your profile.
If you have ever gotten so completely sidetracked in a conversation that you don't remember why you were talking in the first place, copy this into your profile.
If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile.
There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile.
If you and your friends have a nickname, title, or anything else for each other, copy and paste this in your profile.
If you want to learn Japanese, copy/paste this into your profile.
If you have ever yelled at an inanimate object copy and paste this into your profile.
If you are obbsesed beyond obbsession with ANY anime or manga, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you've ever done something stupid just for the hell of it copy and paste this into your profile.
If you love Fanfiction.net, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have an odd sort of love/hate relationship with your computer, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, add this to your profile.
If you're hyper, like being hyper, and are hyper all the time, copy this into your profile!
If you have a true friend, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this to your profile.
If you are bored and like to write stuff, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If your friends have called you something that really, really doesn't discribe you, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you ever were told to go somewhere and you forgot why and you had to go back to find out copy this into your profile!
If you ever sang the "I know a song that gets on everybodies nerves" song copy this into your profile! (This song ROX!!)
Now THAT'S a lot of copy and pasting! I have yelled at at object! I accidenatly stubbed my toe and was NOT happy! Stupid rock!! That probably explains a lot about me but I'm not insane!!
My best friend is insane. If you have an insane friend, copy this into your profile.
If you have ever said something that had nothing to do with your current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile!
Olny srmat poelpe can raed this.
If you have ever been called a bookworm and are proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile
If you think the monkeys drinking coffe is absolutely normal, copy and paste this onto your profile
If you're a girl and get sick and tired of guys assuming that you're weak and can’t fight, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you've ever sung a song you hated so much, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile
If you have ever stopped to look at something in the middle of a busy street, copy this into your profile
If you have ever fallen off a chair backwards, copy this into your profile
If you ever felt like just running somewhere, copy this into your profile.
If you and your friend break out into song in a public area put this on your profile
Reasons why girls are the best
1.We got off the Titanic first
2. We get to flirt with systems support men who always return our calls, and are nice to us when we blow up our computers.
3. Our boyfriend's clothes make us look elfin & gorgeous. Guys look like complete idiots in ours.
4. We can be groupies. Male groupies are stalkers.
5. We can cry and get off speeding fines.
6. We've never lusted after a cartoon character or the central female figure in a computer game.
7. Taxis stop for us.
8. Men die earlier, so we get to cash in on the life insurance.
9. We don't look like a frog in a blender when dancing.
10. Free drinks, Free dinners, Free movies ... (you get the point).
11. We can hug our friends without wondering if she thinks we're gay.
12. We can hug our friends without wondering if WE'RE gay.
13. New lipstick gives us a whole new lease on life.
14. It's possible to live our whole lives without ever taking a group shower.
15. We don't have to fart to amuse ourselves.
16. If we forget to shave, no one has to know.
17. We can congratulate our team-mate without ever touching her butt.
18. If we have a zit, we know how to conceal it.
19. We never have to reach down every so often to make sure our privates are still there.
20. If we're dumb, some people will find it cute.
21. We don't have to memorize Caddyshack or Fletch to fit in.
22. We have the ability to dress ourselves.
23. We can talk to people of the opposite sex without having to picture them naked.
24. If we marry someone 20 years younger, we're aware that we look like an idiot.
25. Our friends won't think we're weird if we ask whether there's spinach in our teeth.
26. There are times when chocolate really can solve all your problems.
27. We'll never regret piercing our ears.
28. We can fully assess a person just by looking at their shoes.
29. We know which glass was ours by the lipstick mark.
How to Tell if You're a Writer
-If you talk to yourself.
Our minds are like wings...Destined to take us places...
Anime is Life. Manga is life. Life is good. Parents suck for not buying you more life. If you agree, copy and paste this to your profile.
If you like filling your profile with 'copy this into your profile' thingys, then COPY THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE
If you don't know why people can't get it through their heads that members of the opposite sex can just be friends, copy and paste this into your profile
If you think that it would be fun to be a cartoon, copy this message into your profile.
If you like blue copy this to your profile.
SMILEYS RULE:):)copy and paste this in your profile if you agree. :):):):):):)!
I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it
They say guns don't kill people; people do. Well I think guns help. I mean if you stood there and yelled 'BANG!' I don't think you'd kill too many people.
Last night, I lay in bed looking up at the stars, and thought to myself, "Where the heck is the ceiling?"
Silence is golden... but shouting is fun!
When life gives you lemons, make apple juice, then sit back and enjoy while others try to figure out how you did it!
If you've ever spent a long amount of time looking for something that you were holding/wearing, copy this to your profile
What are the three words guaranteed to humiliate men everywhere?
The Founding Fathers had personal lives, got drunk, and went to clubs. DEAL WITH IT!
Funny XD-worthy labels and warnings
On Sears hairdryer:
On a package of pasta after the cooking insturctions:
On a bag of Fritos:
On a bar of Dial soap:
On some Swann frozen dinners:
On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert: (printed on bottom of the box)
On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding:
On packaging for a Rowenta iron:
On Boot's Children's cough medicine:
On Nytol sleep aid:
On artificial bacon:
On a Korean kitchen knife:
On a string of Christmas lights:
On a food processor:
On Sainsbury's peanuts:
On an American Airlines packet of nuts:
On a Swedish chainsaw:
On a child's Superman costume:
LIKE CELESTE NIGHT SAID ON HER PROFILE: "DO NOT READ WHAT IS BELOW IF YOU ARE SENSITIVE WHEN IT COMES TO POSTING TO SAVE YOUR LIFE!!"
The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, WhenI die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When yougo in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?"The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away...Post this on your profile if you hate racism
Remember kids, Nothing lasts. Not those gameboys, not your feelings, not your parents. Everything will soon be thrown away at random. Even you.
Take a walk through your local auto wrecker sometime (if they allow that sort of thing). While the "inhabitants" will not be able to sing of course, they can still tell you a lot about the lives they lived, and what kind of people drove them and why. Look at stuff like the bumper stickers they're wearing, business names on the doors, what was left handing from the rearview mirror, what you find in/under the back seat, in the trunk, etc...
I am only 8 inches long
You know what Mommy
You went to the doctor today.
I can hear that doctor again.
Every Abortion Is Just . . .
One more heart that was stopped.
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