LoudButStillQuiteDeadly
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Joined 09-10-08, id: 1690072, Profile Updated: 04-05-12
Author has written 5 stories for Sisters Grimm, Twilight, Uglies, Fairy Tales, and Two Princesses of Bamarre.

Wow. It's been a while, Fanfiction!

I haven't been online since July of 2011. That's nearly a year ago!

I love writing, reading, and drawing almost as much as I love Nutella. Which is quite a lot.

I've got a horrible sense of humor that should get me burned at the stake.

I love Historical Fiction, Fantasy, and maybe a bit of the Paranormal, if it isn't too cheesy... or werewolf-y. If you want me to read your story, let me know!

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Unnatural by LostTranslation reviews
Sort of like Dark Visions except with a few different twists... First chap is just a prologue...
Secret Circle series - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 18 - Words: 25,432 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 6/29 - Published: 11/7/2005
The End of Perfect by emberlies reviews
You would be a monster if you went around gleefully murdering and feeding off of children. That is a monster! You are not that, you are not a monster!" I had more to add but I could not continue as his lips collided with mine."I am sorry," he whispered
Vampires - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 30 - Words: 92,883 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 3/18/2013 - Published: 5/27/2010 - Complete
Uh Oh by Crews reviews
Charlie can't understand how her life could have changed so drastically. One minute she's talking to a rather cute, seemingly normal guy. The next, she's engaged to the freak. Add Beatrice the ex and Charlie's psycho mom to the mix. Yeah, there's trouble.
Vampires - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 18,181 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 9/2/2012 - Published: 7/4/2010
Marriage Arrangements by YukiYumena reviews
Bella loses her parents in a tragic way when she is 15. Her Grandmother takes care of her until she decides it's time for Bella to get married. England of the beginning of the 18th century. BxE ALL HUMANS
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 44 - Words: 137,997 - Reviews: 1746 - Favs: 1,179 - Follows: 430 - Updated: 4/9/2012 - Published: 3/1/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Bella Hale by JulesSC reviews
Six year old Isabella Swan was orphaned after a car crash took her parents away, and Edward and the Cullens find her. Alice decides to keep her, and Edward tries to protect her. Family drama and hilarity ensues as Bella grows up and ExB happens.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 51 - Words: 386,995 - Reviews: 13406 - Favs: 8,108 - Follows: 6,025 - Updated: 7/8/2011 - Published: 11/21/2008 - Edward, Bella
Nocturnal by Code Green reviews
For the survival of all humanity, one vampire lord would seek the destruction of his own people. That destruction would come in the form of an unassuming woman...
Vampires - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 83,283 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 3/12/2011 - Published: 4/20/2009
Hell Hath No Fury Like a Woman Scorned by EstrangeloEdessa reviews
Moth breaks out of prison and, with help from some unlikely (and highly suspicious) people, sets out to get revenge on Sabrina Grimm.
Sisters Grimm - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 33,843 - Reviews: 222 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 1/15/2011 - Published: 4/9/2010 - Moth, Mustardseed, The Queen of Hearts
Immortal Wednesday by noyz22 reviews
Wednesday Stevens is just a socially awkward teenager trying to get through yet another family move, but nothing could ever have prepared her for what she found in Shadyview. Vampires! Much better as it goes on...not happy at all with 1-5...
Vampires - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 23 - Words: 65,959 - Reviews: 126 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 8/13/2010 - Published: 4/19/2009
Missing Piece of the Puzzle by Mayface reviews
What do you do when you're forced into a gang, your mother abandoned you and your father doesn't care about you? Cut yourself, that's what Bella does. But what happens when teachers make her see a psychologist, Edward Cullen?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 36 - Words: 138,137 - Reviews: 1534 - Favs: 595 - Follows: 599 - Updated: 7/14/2010 - Published: 7/9/2008 - Edward, Bella
No talking! Write it down :D by madeinchina371 reviews
Notes, IMs, letters, and emails by Bella and other Twilight characters. Takes place after BD. Characters sometimes OOC. Sillyness predominates. Rated T for sexual innuendoes and potty language.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 101 - Words: 45,861 - Reviews: 1522 - Favs: 195 - Follows: 130 - Updated: 12/7/2009 - Published: 8/31/2008
Cullen IMing! by JBizz reviews
What happens when a house full of psycho vamps and 3 werewolves get IM? Well lots happens. *Crash* Uh oh time to run. Esme is gonna kill you guys!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 48 - Words: 24,546 - Reviews: 609 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 81 - Updated: 6/16/2009 - Published: 8/6/2008
The Beauty and the Beast Effect by snowtigress-27 reviews
The story's about what happens when Hermione unknowingly ends up taking care of, and falling in love with, Snape when he somehow turns into a cat.RW/HG but eventually RW/OC and HG/SS.Longer summary inside.Rating may be high.I don't really know.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 37 - Words: 64,541 - Reviews: 350 - Favs: 158 - Follows: 93 - Updated: 6/16/2009 - Published: 7/14/2008 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Twisted Twilight by Mike the Bus Driver reviews
A fun twilight parody, made with love and lots of caffeine.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 15 - Words: 69,383 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 4/24/2009 - Published: 1/14/2009
Twilight: the Abridged and Humorous Version by Abbey Mae reviews
Not in the mood to go through hundreds of pages of obsessive love to know what happens in the highly overrated and should-be hated Twilight series? Then just click here! Warning: Not intended for overly-defensive Twilight fangirls.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,929 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 3/14/2009 - Published: 3/5/2009 - Complete
Goodbye by Oxygen.and.Cucumber reviews
For seven years I watched and waited. But there was only so much that I could put my heart through, and the night I finally told him, was the night I let him go. AH/AU.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,368 - Reviews: 2516 - Favs: 761 - Follows: 481 - Updated: 1/8/2009 - Published: 5/5/2008 - Jacob, Leah - Complete
Vampire Bites Heart by loveAdelaine reviews
Adele Morgan is like any ordinary 16 year old human until she accepts an old man's offer of HALF A MILLION if she would come and live with him who also stated she was owned by him. So what happens when Adele arrives at the mansion to find deathly secrets?
Vampires - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 40,423 - Reviews: 341 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 11/28/2008 - Published: 8/30/2008 - Complete
The Cullen’s Moments of Randomness by twilight782 reviews
The Cullens have always been quite a stange family, besides the fact theat they are vampires. Now their most embarresing, weird, and craziest moments are revieled in these chpters of petrifyingly funny stories!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 14,605 - Reviews: 144 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 11/12/2008 - Published: 7/21/2007
Notes, Man! by Words-To-Choke-Upon reviews
Note Passing with the Cullen's based on crazy life experiences!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 8,469 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 9/30/2008 - Published: 7/22/2008
Forgotton:Leah's Story by one-eared-bunny reviews
So the bloodsuckers got their perfect little child, and then Jake got his"true love" excuse me while I puke , and everyone was happy. Blah blah blah blah blah. Well you know what I got? I got forgotton, thats what."
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 364 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 9/25/2008 - Published: 9/20/2008 - Leah
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I Can't Believe in Fairies reviews
A fifteen year old girl muses on her ancestors' lies. Sort of dark.
Two Princesses of Bamarre - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 656 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/24/2012 - Complete
The Alive reviews
Vivianne, the youngest princess of Bellan, is framed with murder. With an entire kingdom on her trail and nothing but an ancient sorcerer for protection, what's a girl to do? Loose interpretation of Snow White.
Fairy Tales - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,950 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 4/9/2012 - Published: 4/5/2012
The Smokey Bible reviews
A cute little something I wrote because I thought that the Uglies, Pretties, and Specials all needed a little religion.
Uglies - Rated: K+ - English - Spiritual/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 972 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 7/11/2011 - Published: 7/8/2010 - Complete
Blasted Pan reviews
So, WHY does Puck hate Peter? This is my version. Btw, I haven't read the seventh book. So if they explained why, don't be all 'NYEHHH! THEY ALREADY WENT OVER THIS! NYEHHHH' Let me have my moment. -sniffs- T for ONE bad word that means a beaver's house.
Sisters Grimm - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,934 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 7/11/2011 - Published: 3/19/2010 - Puck, Sabrina G. - Complete
I WYZ N LUV W A VAMPYRE reviews
The first chapter is a spoof. The second chapter is a crackfic. Enjoy. T for lots of epic wrist slitting. CRACK/TROLLFIC
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Parody/Horror - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,111 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 6/9/2010 - Published: 6/4/2010 - Complete