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Joined 09-10-08, id: 1690273, Profile Updated: 02-11-11
Author has written 6 stories for Twilight.

Please review if you like the stories.

Reviews are like pretty little presents with shiny blue bows on top.

They make me happy.

Also... Road Trippin' has a thread on the Twilighted.Net forum... come by and say HI!!


Wild Horses

-- Written for the Fournikation Foundation's Save A Horse, Ride A Cowboy one-shot contest.

-- THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU to everyone who voted for my story... "Wild Horses" TIED FOR 2nd PLACE!! I'm very excited, and very honored.

-- Huge thank you to my emergency betas Vonnie and Rachel, sorry my lazy arse necessitated your services in the freakin middle of the night. You ladies ROCK!


The Moments That Made Us

-- Inspired by a friend's writing class assignment... thank you MrsMcVampy!! And thank you to my lovely beta LeechLover85 for checking it over.

-- Song - Time In A Bottle by Jim Croce


Spring Break With The Cullens

-- Written for Twilighters Anonymous Podcast's "Spring Break With The Cullens" FanFiction Contest #3

-- Thanks to my tulak for the quick edit in the middle of the night, due to my chronic procrastination and inability to decide on a storyline. You da bomb, my dear!!


Sweetheart of the Rodeo

-- Edward and Bella's dance - "Keeper Of The Stars" - Tracy Bryd

-- Written for manyafandom and Isabel0329's "For My Valentine - A Twilight Love Story" Contest. Please visit their profiles for the C2 of all the entries. :-)

-- Thank you to my beta, Leechlover85, for correcting all my , & ; & : and for the very flattering review. And thank you to MrsMcVampy for "Cowboy Eddie" and for your encouragement as well.

-- This is my first true lemon peoples... I made it through without the blush permanently staining my cheeks, thank goodness. Can't wait to hear what you think :-)

Just found out TwiGirls Next Door is reading this, along with 4 other Valentine's Day themed one-shots for their twitter #ReadAlong tonight, 2/11/11!! Thanks girls. Have fun with it!*

Road Trippin'

-- My first multi-chapter fanfiction. I really like the story, I hope you all do too. For those of you wondering about the M rating... it'll get there, I promise. :-)

-- Thanks to my editor, friend, tulak and fanfiction soulmate, Vonnie, love ya! And to my spec-freakin-tacular beta, LeechLover85, for all her hard work keeping my commas and quotation marks in the right spots, and for listening to the newby spazz. You're the bestestest.

-- Disclaimer: I own the Twilight Soundtrack, hard cover copies of Twilight, New Moon, Eclipse and Breaking Dawn, and a really cool Twilight logo sticker for my car. All the characters and the orginal story belong to the Queen of the Universe, Stephenie Meyer.

Chapter One - The Bonfire - Part 1

-- no links necessary :-)

Chapter Two - The Bonfire - Part 2

-- Edward and Bella's dance -- "Feels Like Home" - Chantal Kreviazuk

Chapter Three - Paper & Mustard Sandwiches

-- no links necessary :-)

Chapter Four - Guilty Pleasures and Phish Food

-- no links necessary :-)

Road Trippin' has been on hiatus for quite a while. I've had TONS of things (good and bad) going on in the last year and a half. If you're still interested... I WILL be continuing this story. I have ideas, I have lots of ideas. :-)* (2/11/11)

The Gift Of The Magi - Twilight Style

-- Written for the Twilighters Anonymous Podcast's "Christmas One-Shot Contest"

-- Based loosely on the classic O'Henry Christmas classic "The Gift Of The Magi" -- it's wonderful -- go read it

-- Thanks to my beta, LeechLover85, for reading this story while she had the flu. You Rock!!


If you don't mind lots of randomness and occasional goofball moments

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Starry Eyed Inside by Rochelle Allison reviews
High School Fictional. No one sends Bella into a tailspin quite like Edward Cullen... but can she make him hers? The ups and downs and all arounds.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 31 - Words: 148,462 - Reviews: 9166 - Favs: 6,253 - Follows: 3,612 - Updated: 6/13 - Published: 8/24/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Down Home by MrsSpaceCowboy reviews
Sometimes, everything you're looking for ends up being right where you left it. *Entry for The Heart of Country Contest. 1st Place Silver Spur Award Public Vote, 2nd Place Silver Spur Award Judges Choice, 1st Place Gentlemen Wear White Award (Swooniest Fella) Public Vote and Judges Choice, 2nd Place Hay Ride Award Judges Choice.* Now expanded and complete!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 96,538 - Reviews: 3082 - Favs: 3,562 - Follows: 2,969 - Updated: 4/30/2015 - Published: 3/4/2013 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Illegal Contact by Jen733 reviews
Edward Masen is a 29 year old former NFL football player, now coaching high school football in Forks. He leads a quiet life until he meets a woman that will change his life forever. What's been missing from his life may be right in front of him. AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 79,822 - Reviews: 13438 - Favs: 7,816 - Follows: 4,770 - Updated: 2/23/2015 - Published: 8/1/2009 - Bella, Edward
The Diva Diaries by KiyaRaven reviews
*TAKEN DOWN. MANY APOLOGIES.* Dear Diary, When he left, I became numb. Safe in a bubble of denial and bitterness. Now, he's back, and I've agreed to be his co-star in a new Broadway play. Obviously, if there were a Nation of Stupid People, I would be their Queen. A/H
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 11 - Words: 26,477 - Reviews: 12861 - Favs: 5,913 - Follows: 5,285 - Updated: 2/19/2015 - Published: 2/28/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Merman by EZRocksAngel reviews
Bella's willpower is tested by the young hottie at the pool. Older and wiser she makes a move that will change their lives forever. E/B AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,953 - Reviews: 435 - Favs: 1,180 - Follows: 397 - Updated: 9/22/2014 - Published: 7/6/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Tropic of Virgo by In.a.blue.bathrobe reviews
He's a young but jaded musician writing lyrics for his band, and she's a naive, frustrated poet looking to break out of her shell; their words collide online. What happens when they meet in high school, unaware of their literary connection?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 37 - Words: 150,577 - Reviews: 20359 - Favs: 13,636 - Follows: 5,580 - Updated: 9/9/2013 - Published: 3/4/2009 - Complete
The Practicum by TheFicChick reviews
"We're going to be teaching high schoolers how not to get each other knocked up or infected with gonorrhea. It's hardly a romantic evening for two."
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 97,904 - Reviews: 4342 - Favs: 4,233 - Follows: 3,268 - Updated: 4/3/2013 - Published: 1/13/2013 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Unbridled by bornonhalloween reviews
When a big city girl shows up to clean the stables, she unearths more than manure in the straw. Can the horse-whispering cowboy give over the reins to his crusty heart?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,333 - Reviews: 152 - Favs: 263 - Follows: 149 - Published: 3/4/2013 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The Purple Banana Hammock by TheFicChick reviews
Like most women, I always found Speedos to be equal parts hilarious and horrifying. That all changed the day I saw Edward Cullen wearing one.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 52,150 - Reviews: 1170 - Favs: 2,995 - Follows: 1,083 - Updated: 11/27/2012 - Published: 8/17/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Arguments Between a Vampire and a Werewolf by Angry Lobster reviews
Edward and Jacob argue about sparkling, intimate biting, and various other subjects. Funny drabbles.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 23 - Words: 12,787 - Reviews: 1076 - Favs: 619 - Follows: 398 - Updated: 8/22/2012 - Published: 10/3/2008 - Edward, Jacob
The Best I Ever Had by WhatsMyNomDePlume reviews
Sex between friends complicates everything. Bella knows this. But she has no idea how much more Edward is going to complicate things.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 64,919 - Reviews: 7569 - Favs: 10,992 - Follows: 5,951 - Updated: 6/25/2012 - Published: 2/17/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Hiding in Plain Sight by limona reviews
Bella is a witness in peril. Emmett Cullen is the deputy assigned to protect her. When the witness protection program isn't safe, Emmett asks Bella to pose as his brother Edward's fiancée until the trial. AU, AH, ExB.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 141,120 - Reviews: 10757 - Favs: 12,103 - Follows: 12,686 - Updated: 6/14/2012 - Published: 9/14/2008 - Bella, Edward
Grasping Darkness by KiyaRaven reviews
She dreams of darkness. Lust. Passion. The man she fantasizes about has it all, especially the darkness. The problem is, he's not really a man. Rated M for language & dark themes.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 267,922 - Reviews: 8373 - Favs: 5,959 - Follows: 4,271 - Updated: 4/13/2012 - Published: 10/31/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Dear Mr Masen by jendonna reviews
"Error 434: Reprimanding an executive." Life changing or just stupid? Dear Mr. Masen: A story of unauthorized Internet usage, culinary delights and the goings-on at Cullen, Inc. AH, ExB.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 127,500 - Reviews: 12936 - Favs: 8,216 - Follows: 6,279 - Updated: 2/14/2012 - Published: 11/17/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Yes by WhatsMyNomDePlume reviews
Edward asks a question.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,662 - Reviews: 425 - Favs: 614 - Follows: 172 - Published: 11/20/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Beautiful Girl by EZRocksAngel reviews
Edward meets a beautiful girl. For the Boys on Boards Contest. AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,469 - Reviews: 203 - Favs: 529 - Follows: 149 - Published: 8/31/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
It Happened One Night by spanglemaker9 reviews
Just one night, just for fun, no strings and no expectations. Simple things never stay that way.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 70,526 - Reviews: 4128 - Favs: 4,308 - Follows: 2,889 - Updated: 8/3/2011 - Published: 4/27/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Work in Progress by araeo reviews
AU/AH: Bella, Edward and the usual suspects are adults living in Seattle. They hit it off after a klutzy accident and E awakens B's ovaries, who never hesitate to voice their pervy opinion in B's head. Rated M for language and lemons.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 43 - Words: 281,655 - Reviews: 6656 - Favs: 6,090 - Follows: 3,606 - Updated: 7/1/2011 - Published: 2/18/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Seated In The Sky by Lovelybrutal reviews
My entry for the Love Is In The Air contest. Insecure funnel cake freak Bella is hopeless around the opposite sex. Will a mishap on the Ferris wheel help her unclench?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 14,354 - Reviews: 198 - Favs: 275 - Follows: 286 - Updated: 4/8/2011 - Published: 3/13/2011 - Bella, Edward
Love in My Box by cosmoandmarvar reviews
Bella's an intellectual free spirit and Edward is a reserved, slightly geeky med student. They have a brief, but intense encounter on Sp Brk in Miami. Can they find true love through emails? There will be lemons and laughs. Look who's writing this!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 27 - Words: 147,894 - Reviews: 8905 - Favs: 5,770 - Follows: 3,905 - Updated: 1/29/2011 - Published: 2/28/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The Tutor by ItzMegan73 reviews
New student Bella Swan needs to break out of her shy exterior and her guidance counselor has the answer: tutoring. And Bella is too new to know she shouldn’t want to tutor Edward Cullen.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 35 - Words: 162,443 - Reviews: 6895 - Favs: 10,337 - Follows: 3,190 - Updated: 12/25/2010 - Published: 4/18/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Port Angeles Players by WriteOnTime reviews
New in the town of Forks and eager to please her boss at the university, Bella auditions for a local production of Shakespeare's "Much Ado About Nothing". Her co-star is a handsome but confusing local doctor. Curtains-up on love. AH canon pairings.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 28 - Words: 170,459 - Reviews: 4579 - Favs: 3,985 - Follows: 1,605 - Updated: 8/29/2010 - Published: 3/11/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Austen's Twilight by jaxidy reviews
How Twilight might have looked if Jane Austen had written it first. Balls, dinner parties, and many interesting exchanges bewteen Miss Isabella Swan and Mr. Edward Cullen...
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 16,806 - Reviews: 132 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 86 - Updated: 8/18/2010 - Published: 12/3/2008 - Bella, Edward
Three of a Kind by LostDownTheRabbitHole reviews
B/Em/E have been friends forever. Now 21, Bella hasn't seen the guys since they all left for college. Bella is convinced before summer school starts to take a week long vacation with her two favorite boys. 2 horny guys, 1 Bella? FOLLOWUP NOW POSTED!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 13,651 - Reviews: 218 - Favs: 1,104 - Follows: 525 - Updated: 8/16/2010 - Published: 10/17/2008 - Bella, Edward
Open Door Policy by teacupsNmints reviews
High School sweethearts Bella and Emmett are married and content. Emmett's brother Edward comes to visit. He's not the misfit Bella remembers from High School. Entry written for "Forbidden Love Affair" A Contest of Hidden Desires AH / BxE Mature Complete
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 35,663 - Reviews: 625 - Favs: 586 - Follows: 532 - Updated: 8/11/2010 - Published: 4/28/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Two in the Morning by enamors reviews
It's two in the morning and Edward Cullen has an exam tomorrow. He comes home exhausted and starving to find a stranger in his kitchen. Thankfully, there are pancakes. Strange and wonderful things can happen in the middle of the night. AH/Fluff. Oneshot.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,981 - Reviews: 432 - Favs: 1,892 - Follows: 373 - Published: 7/25/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Midnight Desire by Twilightzoner reviews
An All Human parody of Midnight Sun. AH, AU and consequently OOC. No blood lust - just uncontrollable human lust. Smut filled fun . . .
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Parody/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 89,654 - Reviews: 5383 - Favs: 7,069 - Follows: 3,387 - Updated: 7/1/2010 - Published: 7/13/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Sweet Talk by WriteOnTime reviews
For two years, Edward's been longing for more with his pretty boho classmate, Bella Swan. The school V-Day dance is his big chance to make a move - if he can just figure out exactly what a "move" is. AH/Canon Couples. O/S for Cupid's Little Ficsters
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,562 - Reviews: 133 - Favs: 367 - Follows: 85 - Published: 6/6/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The Screamers by KiyaRaven reviews
Street kid. Rockstar. Worlds apart and yet so similar. Sometimes fate throws people together for a reason, and sometimes two people that rub each other the wrong way make the best sparks. All Human **WARNING: MOSTLY HUMOR BUT ALSO CONTAINS ANGST & DARK THEMES**
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 39 - Words: 358,773 - Reviews: 12605 - Favs: 7,313 - Follows: 3,522 - Updated: 6/2/2010 - Published: 5/23/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Put a Ring On It by WhatsMyNomDePlume reviews
Edward keeps asking and Bella keeps saying the same thing. But he loves asking and well... she's starting to kind of like it, too. AH, B/E O/s for the Will You Marry Me contest.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,076 - Reviews: 522 - Favs: 1,327 - Follows: 263 - Updated: 4/29/2010 - Published: 2/3/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
I Hate Myself For Loving You by halojones reviews
Bella's ready to bust out of her shell in college with roomie Alice. She meets the dazzling but rakish Edward, but is warned of his less than angelic ways. Will B/A be just another notch in the belt for J/E, or will they teach the boys a lesson or two?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 60 - Words: 239,525 - Reviews: 10048 - Favs: 7,487 - Follows: 6,142 - Updated: 4/19/2010 - Published: 3/28/2008
Other Side of the Door by teacupsNmints reviews
This story parallels Open Door Policy in Edward's POV. Open Door Policy won 2nd place in the Forbidden Affairs contest. And it's always fun to know what Edward is thinking! I will alternate updates between the 2 fics. AH AU ExB
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 11 - Words: 32,383 - Reviews: 457 - Favs: 241 - Follows: 332 - Updated: 4/5/2010 - Published: 5/18/2009 - Bella, Edward
Chasing Pavements by OrganizedMess reviews
What if the cure of an imprint is jealousy? leah/embry, leah/jacob
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 36,621 - Reviews: 208 - Favs: 147 - Follows: 124 - Updated: 3/24/2010 - Published: 8/29/2008 - Jacob, Leah - Complete
The List by LauraACullen reviews
Four weeks before her wedding to Edward, Bella is frustrated. She knows there's little-to-no chance of getting him to bend his rules and boundaries now, but there's no harm in fantasizing about what could happen later. So she begins compiling a list...
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 28 - Words: 195,361 - Reviews: 2926 - Favs: 5,517 - Follows: 1,991 - Updated: 3/18/2010 - Published: 3/19/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Alphabet Weekends by the-glory-days reviews
Bored with their dismal love lives, best friends Edward and Bella come up with the idea of exploring the world of sex using the alphabet for the next twenty-six weekends. What happens when things go from two friends having fun to something serious? AH OOC
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 34 - Words: 124,991 - Reviews: 11456 - Favs: 11,588 - Follows: 5,934 - Updated: 3/13/2010 - Published: 3/12/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Trip Home by mskathy reviews
When Bella takes a long overdue trip back to Forks, an unexpected detour helps her find her way home. AU/AH ExBxJ M for adult themes and lemons.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 39 - Words: 223,360 - Reviews: 5784 - Favs: 4,001 - Follows: 2,127 - Updated: 11/20/2009 - Published: 11/28/2008 - Complete
Wings by In.a.blue.bathrobe reviews
For Elle.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,183 - Reviews: 500 - Favs: 584 - Follows: 98 - Published: 10/24/2009 - Complete
Maybe I'm Amazed by AliceDances01 reviews
While working as baristas in high school, Cocky Edward and Snarky Bella become unexpectedly close friends. Now reunited at college, they struggle to find the courage to act on the intense, less-than-platonic feelings they've always had for each other. AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 24 - Words: 148,126 - Reviews: 2322 - Favs: 2,551 - Follows: 2,341 - Updated: 10/8/2009 - Published: 4/3/2009
Arrogance by ashel-13 reviews
When E and B go with others to perform a senior prank at the school, they get caught, and must serve community service, together. The only problem is that Bella HATES Edward with a passion because she knows he’s the school’s biggest player! ON HIATUS
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 125,945 - Reviews: 2736 - Favs: 1,556 - Follows: 1,653 - Updated: 8/23/2009 - Published: 1/12/2009
Boys of Summer by Rochelle Allison reviews
Bella's sixteenth birthday is made perfect by a kiss from a beautiful boy, but then she doesn't see him again for three years. Does he even remember her?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,759 - Reviews: 282 - Favs: 990 - Follows: 239 - Published: 7/6/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Girls Just Wanna Have Fun by luv2beloved reviews
AH, AU, OOC: The girls are best firends & are headed for 2 weeks to FL: Cruise & Disney World! What happens when barriers are broken & their past meets up with them? They may get more than they bargined for. Please R&R! Ch.1-17 Revised!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 69 - Words: 212,988 - Reviews: 2036 - Favs: 1,502 - Follows: 508 - Updated: 7/5/2009 - Published: 1/30/2008 - Complete
Stay by crimsonmarie reviews
As an actor, Edward Cullen is surrounded by people that he couldn't really care less about. What happens when he buys a house in the middle of nowhere and meets his new neighbors? AH, AU, ExB, rated M for future chapters and language.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 38 - Words: 276,486 - Reviews: 5727 - Favs: 8,631 - Follows: 3,131 - Updated: 6/27/2009 - Published: 12/30/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Making Love Out Of Nothing At All by ashel-13 reviews
Edward thought of Bella as just a friend, but Bella always felt more.That was 3 years ago and now she's ready to make Edward Cullen fall in love with her and make this the best summer of her life. All Human OOC Lemons Gall-lore! WARNING: NC-17
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 77 - Words: 291,632 - Reviews: 11730 - Favs: 8,740 - Follows: 2,666 - Updated: 5/22/2009 - Published: 2/8/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Letters to Gramercy by OhMyWord reviews
I reached down; it was a plain, lined sheet of paper. I should have just crumbled it up, I shouldn’t have read the first couple of lines, and I shouldn’t have folded the paper and put it in my jacket pocket.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 33 - Words: 65,369 - Reviews: 923 - Favs: 952 - Follows: 291 - Updated: 4/2/2009 - Published: 1/6/2009 - Complete
High Heels and Runaway Frisbees by enamors reviews
Bella shares a very passionate and public kiss with a handsome, bronze haired stranger. Edward/Bella AU/AH one shot.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,102 - Reviews: 5280 - Favs: 4,858 - Follows: 4,131 - Updated: 3/4/2009 - Published: 6/2/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
God, How I Want Her by NaughtypastryChef reviews
Submission for ninapolitan's "cocktease" contest. Edward and Bella head to an after-work party with intesting results. M for language and almost lemon. BAD BAD language!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,931 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 35 - Published: 1/29/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Unemployment by LeechLover85 reviews
Bella finally has enough of her dead end job and her annoying boss, Mike Newton. Join Bella on this crazy ride of love, fun and friends as she struggles to find where she truly belongs in the world.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 36,656 - Reviews: 163 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 1/2/2009 - Published: 9/7/2008 - Bella
Christmas Wine by OhMyWord reviews
They felt soft as they smoothed some hair away from my face. It scared me how good it felt and I sat upright and slid away from him. He looked surprised and something else, embarrassed? It was like I’d caught him doing something wrong.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 12,653 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 298 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 12/20/2008 - Published: 12/17/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Mischief & Mistletoe by EZRocksAngel reviews
Written for jandco and withthevampsofcourse’s “A Very Cullen Christmas” contest/co written by edwardzukorocks & JDSK
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,102 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 363 - Follows: 84 - Published: 12/12/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
My Little Dhampir by Knoxdiver reviews
WARNING: This story contains Shadow Kiss spoilers. Specifically, it is part of chapter 22 from Adrian Ivashkov's pov. Basically, Adrian witnesses interaction between Rose and Dimitri and contemplates his feelings for her.
Vampire Academy - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,061 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 31 - Published: 11/13/2008 - Complete
Multiples by tennisjunkie reviews
Inspired by the "Sexy Edward Contest" - Bella is frustrated and calls Edward up for a booty call. AH. GRAPHIC.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,265 - Reviews: 396 - Favs: 1,632 - Follows: 541 - Updated: 10/10/2008 - Published: 9/13/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Secret Life of Edward Cullen by OhMyWord reviews
I walk up to the counter slowly, what’s the worst that could happen right? Ok, I could make a fool of myself. She might have a boyfriend, she might laugh at me, I might burst into flames right in front of her.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,753 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 197 - Follows: 48 - Published: 10/4/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
My Never by MrsMcVampy reviews
A Kim/Jared story, based on the story Justin Furstenfeld told at the Seattle Breaking Dawn Tour stop. OneShot.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,528 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 9/3/2008 - Published: 8/25/2008 - Kim, Jared - Complete
My Aphrodisiac by technically a lie reviews
Bella is an Exchange student sent from Florida to live In Forks for a year...What happens when she meets her amazing house brother Edward? They say Teenage boys have a need to use their libido...what about teenage girls? All HUMAN BXE
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 31,284 - Reviews: 1650 - Favs: 1,446 - Follows: 791 - Updated: 6/11/2008 - Published: 3/10/2008 - Complete
Brotherhood by blondie AKA robin reviews
The Cullen boys go hunting. Jasper can't stop quoting the Princess Bride, Emmett can't stop quoting Monty Python and the Holy Grail, and Edward, rather put out, responds with Shakespeare. Hilarity ensues! Cowritten with the awesomely funny LindaRoo!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,198 - Reviews: 192 - Favs: 286 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 4/13/2008 - Published: 3/31/2008 - Complete
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Wild Horses reviews
Bella wants to get her eyes, and camera, on a herd of wild mustangs. What happens when the local cowboy has his eye on her? For the Save A Horse, Ride A Cowboy contest.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Western/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,406 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 218 - Follows: 57 - Published: 9/21/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Moments That Made Us reviews
Moments. A little peek into the moments that brought Bella and Edward to a joyous occasion. Inspired by a friend's writing class assignment to briefly chronicle a character's journey to a particular place or time. It's all sweet and fluffy. Enjoy :-
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,486 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/2/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Spring Break With The Cullens reviews
Just a little lesson in R-E-S-P-E-C-T from mother to son. And some family bonding, Cullen style. A happy little story written for the "Spring Break With The Cullens" Twilighters Anonymous Podcast's fanfiction contest #3.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,177 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/23/2009
Sweetheart of the Rodeo reviews
Bella and her friends love the rodeo, and cowboys, but know they can't get too involved. A traveling cowboy's "mistress" always calls him away. Now the man who taught her this lesson is back, and determined to make it up to her. "For My Valentine" entry
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Western - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,830 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 307 - Follows: 92 - Updated: 2/8/2009 - Published: 1/31/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Road Trippin' reviews
Fresh out of college and free of the self-enforced restrictions on her social life, Bella and her friends partake in a time honored ritual. ROAD TRIP! Join them as they make their way from NYC to Forks. It's a journey of friendship, love, and summer fun.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 18,888 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 2/6/2009 - Published: 1/2/2009
The Gift Of The Magi Twilight Style reviews
Bella and Edward share a Christmas filled with sacrifice, hope, and love. Inspired by O' Henry's classic Christmas story. Written for the Twilighters Anonymous Podcast's Christmas One-Shot Challenge.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,793 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/28/2008 - Complete
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