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Address: I'm so far outa life i dont have a home
To everyone who wants me to upload a new chapter i should warn you that i am having bad writers block i am soooo sorry!!
I doubt i will be writing anytime soon as am now attending University!!!!!
This is Kitty. Copy and paste Kitty into your
If you can read this message, you are blessed, because over two billion people in the world cannot read at all:
I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg.
The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid.
Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae.
The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm.
Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe.
Yaeh and I awlyas toghuht slpeling was ipmorantt! Tahts so cool!
If you can read that please put it in your profile.
If you're going to do something wrong, have fun doing it.
You have the right to remain silent, so please SHUT UP
That which doesn't kill you... will probably try again
I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it
A true friend stabs you in the front
Cry me a river, build a bridge, and jump off it.
I take a simple view of living. it is to keep your eyes open and get on with it.
You can't say that civilization doesn't advance, however, for in every war they kill you in a new way.
They condemn what they do not understand
There are a few ways to silence the screams. Bullets happen to be one of the more efficent methods.
Too often we lose sight of life's simple pleasures. Remember, when someone annoys you it takes 42 muscles in your face to frown, BUT, it only takes 4 muscles to extend your arm and bitch-slap that mother@#?!&! upside the head. Pass it on.
If you have ever tried to make plans for world domination, copy and paste into your profile.
If you get a kick out of explosions, copy and paste this to your profile.
98 percent of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy & paste this in your profile.
The real trouble with reality is that there's no background music.
To catch me you got to be fast, to find me you got to be smart, but to be me? Damn you must be kidding...
Its all fun and games until someone gets hurt... then its just funny
I can only please one person per day. Today is not your day. Tomorrow's not looking good, either.
They say "Guns don't kill people, people kill people." Well I think the guns help. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill to many people.
When an announcement comes over the loud speaker at a store, assume the fetal position and scream, "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!"
Always forgive your enemies - Nothing annoys them as much.
If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?
When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.
I used to have an open mind but my brains kept falling out.
I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder.
For Sale: Parachute. Only used once, never opened, small stain.
Do you have trouble making up your mind? Well, yes or no?
If everything seems to be going well, you have obviously overlooked something.
Many people quit looking for work when they find a job.
When I'm not in my right mind, my left mind gets pretty crowded.
Everyone has a photographic memory. Some just don't have film.
You know the speed of light, so what's the speed of dark?
Join The Army, Visit exotic places, meet strange people, then kill them.
I poured Spot remover on my dog. Now he's gone.
Evening news is where they begin with 'Good evening', and then proceed to tell you why it isn't.
Death is hereditary.
There are three sides to any argument: your side, my side and the right side.
An consultant is someone who takes a subject you understand and makes it sound confusing.
Never argue with a fool. People might not know the difference.
When you're right, no one remembers. When you're wrong, no one forgets.
Cheer up, the worst is yet to come.
Always remember that you are absolutely unique. Just like everyone else.
Everyone makes mistakes. The trick is to make mistakes when nobody is looking.
They say hard work never hurts anybody, but why take the chance?
Always borrow money from a pessimist. He won't expect it back.
I like work. It fascinates me. I can sit and look at it for hours.
If you can't see the bright side of life, polish the dull side.
Where there's a will, there are five hundred relatives.
Everybody wants to go to heaven, but nobody wants to die
What if your name was Anonymous? You’d get the credit for everything nobody wanted credit for.
Why do people say ‘heads up’ when you should duck?
If our planet is inhabited with creatures made by God, then isn't it possible that there is another planet out there inhabited by creatures of the Devil?
In Disney’s ‘Tarzan’, how come Tarzan doesn’t have a beard?
How come the words ‘thaw’ and 'unthaw' mean the same thing?
What would happen if you said ‘Hi’ to a friend on an aeroplane who’s name is Jack?
What does OK actually mean?
Wouldn't it be ironic if someone were to choke and die on a life savor?
When a car is for sale and it has a balloon on it, does the balloon come with it?
Does it really count in court when an Atheist is sworn under oath using a Bible?
Why is it that when we are humming, and we block our noses, the humming stops? Do we really hum through our mouths or our noses?
Are children who speak sign-language allowed to talk with their mouth full?
How fast do hotcakes sell?
What do vegetarians feed their dogs?
Do stuttering people stutter when they think to themselves?
Isn't it strange that Halloween is the one day a year that your parents tell you to take candy from strangers?
Who gets to keep the pennies in a wishing well?
How come popcorn isn’t a vegetable?
Why do people say; ‘You can’t have your cake and eat it too!’ Who would buy cake if they couldn't eat it?
Why aren’t safety pins as safe as they say they are?
Why do companies offer you ‘free gifts’? When has a gift NOT been free?
Do they have girl’s bathrooms in gay bars?
Can mute people burp?
Do illiterate people get the full effect of Alphabet soup?
Who was the first person to say, “See the chicken over there?... I’m gonna eat the first thing that comes out of its butt.”?
Can you put a gay man in a straight jacket?
If you made cookies with chocolate milk instead of plain milk, would they taste chocolaty?
What was Captain Hook’s name before he got a hook for a hand?
What if the Hokey Pokey IS what it’s all about?
Why does the Easter Bunny carry eggs? Rabbits don't lay eggs.
Can you slam a revolving door?
What would happen if you found a four-leaf-clover under a ladder?
Can a cross-eyed teacher control his pupils?
Why do people constantly return to the refrigerator with the hopes that something new to eat will have materialised?
Why does it say ‘May contain traces of peanuts or other kinds of nuts’ on peanut butter jars? Surely anyone buying peanut butter was well aware of this.
Why is it that people duck in the rain? Do they really think it will leave them alone?
If a pope goes to the toilet, is it considered holy crap?
Why can the saying ‘It’s all going downhill from here’ mean both that it will get easier, and it will get worse?
What is a hacky, and why is it in a sack?
Have ex-bankers become disinterested?
Can fat people go skinny-dipping?
You know how most packages say ‘Open here’, what is the protocol if the package reads ‘Open somewhere else’?
Do birds pee?
Why does mineral water which has “trickled through mountains for centuries” go out of date next year?
Why don’t you ever see baby pigeons?
Why is there an expiration date on SOUR cream? How much more sour could it become?
How can there be ‘self- help GROUPS’?
How can someone ‘draw a blank’?
If a cow laughed real hard, would milk come out her nose?
I know you can be overwhelmed, but can’t you ever be whelmed just right?
How can something be new AND improved? If its new, there's nothing its improved apon.
If you feed a bee nothing but oranges, does it start making marmalade?
If a man is walking in a forest, and there is no woman to hear him, is he still wrong?
If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, what is baby oil made from?
Why do they sterilise needles for lethal injections?
If quizzes are quizzical, then what are tests?
Where in the nursery rhyme does it say that humpty-dumpty is an egg?
Can blind people see their dreams?
What came first, the fruit or the colour orange?
What's the opposite of ‘opposite’?
Do sore thumbs really stick out?
What was the best thing before sliced bread?
Is the fear of flying groundless?
Do mimes watch silent movies?
Why can’t women put mascara on with their mouths closed?
Why can wizards make things disappear into thin air, but not thick air?
For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you just what you find so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour long sob-fest, then start singing and dancing when your favorite song plays. Crazy is when you do or say a totally random thing, like "do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or start having a thumbwar with yourself. So if you're crazy, copy this onto your profile.
If at first you don't succeed, redefine success.
If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile.
If you ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you think it's stupid that girls are associated with the color pink, copy and paste this into your profile.
Admitting you are weird means you are normal. Saying that you are normal is odd. If you admit that you are weird and like it, copy this onto your profile.
If you haven't died yet copy and paste this to your profile.
If you've ever wished you could go into a book and strangle some of the characters for being so incredibly dumb, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you are weird, insane, crazy, odd, not-normal, a freak of nature, psychotic, random, or anything similar, post this in your profile.
If, for any particular reason, you have laughed during a movie that wasn't funny, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you easily finish one novel a day, copy this into your profile.
If you hear the voices of the characters in your head...copy and paste this into your profile.
If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile.
If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, add this to your profile
If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile.
If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile
92 percent of the teenage population would die if Orlando Bloom said it wasn't cool to breath. Put this in your profile if you're part of the 8 percent that would be laughing your carcass off.
If you should actually be doing homework right now, copy this to your profile.
If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you said it, copy and paste this to your profile.
Chocolate is YUMMY! If you are a chocoholic, copy and paste this to your profile.
If you have an odd sort of love/hate relationship with your computer, copy this to your profile
If you have ever seen a movie or read a book so many times that you can quote it word for word, and do so at random moments, copy and past this to your profile.
If you realize that copy and pasting things to your profile is totally pointless, and yet you do it anyways, pointlessly copy and paste this to your profile.
If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you are random and don't care, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you absolutely CANNOT live without one or all of these books series (Harry Potter, Maximum Ride, Artemis Fowl, Percy Jackson and the Olympians, Twilight, LOTR, add more!), copy and paste this into your profile.
If people think you are mentally insane...copy and paste this onto your profile.
A large percent of writers don't know the difference between "your" and "you're". If you're one of the ones who does know ands wants to slug them, copy and paste this into your profile
If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.
If you ever felt like just running somewhere, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you are in love with The Maurauders (maybe minus Peter Pettigrew), copy and paste this in your profile.
If you're one of those people who get excited when you see just two reviews, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you've ever been abandoned, copy this into your profile.
If you ever just wanted to get away from it all, copy this into your profile.
If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.
Have you ever fallen off a chair, backwards? Put this in your profile if you have.
If keyboards hate you put this into your profile. (Especially that FREAKING CAPS LOCK!!)
If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer.
If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile
If you think the government should make levees and not wars, put this in your profile.
I'm bored...if you are bored, put this in your profile and let the world know that you have nothing to do.
If you have zoned out for more than 5 minutes, put this into your profile.
If you love rain, copy and paste this into your profile.
I think that falling in love with non-existent people like characters in books or movies is perfectly normal. If you agree with me, copy this into your profile.
If you hear voices in your head and know that they are real put this on your profile.
If you have ever slapped your self on the head and/or banged your head on a table for no reason put this on your profile.
If you have a long bio/profile, and wish to hereby enhance the length of said autobiographical document, copy and paste this to said world wide web page to make said autobiographical document increase in length, number of words, interestingness, and other things which would be known as fun, copy and paste this piece of information to your said autobiographical document.
If you can listen to a song and match some of the lyrics up to your life copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you absolutely LOVE to sing even though you may or mat not suck copy and paste this onto your profile
Here is 30 things to do in an exam if you know your going to fail it anyway:
1. Get a copy of the exam, run out screaming "Andre, Andre, I've got the secret documents!!"
2. Talk the entire way through the exam. Read questions aloud, debate your answers with yourself out loud. If asked to stop, yell out, "I'm SOOO sure that you can hear me thinking." Then start talking about what a jerk the instructor is.
3. Bring a Game Boy. Play with the volume at max level.
4. On the answer sheet find a new, interesting way to refuse to answer every question. For example: I refuse to answer this question on the grounds that it conflicts with my religious beliefs. Be creative.
5. Run into the exam room looking about frantically. Breathe a sigh of relief. Go to the instructor, say "They've found me, I have to leave the country" and run off.
6. 15 min. into the exam, stand up, rip up all the papers into very small pieces, throw them into the air and yell out "Merry Christmas." If you're really daring, ask for another copy of the exam. Say you lost the first one. Repeat this process every 15 min.
7. Come into the exam wearing slippers, a bathrobe, a towel on your head, and nothing else.
8. Come down with a BAD case of Tourette's Syndrome during the exam. Be as vulgar as possible.
9. Bring things to throw at the instructor when s/he's not looking. Blame it on the person nearest to you.
10. As soon as the instructor hands you the exam, eat it.
11. Every 5 min. stand up, collect all your things, move to another seat, continue with the exam.
12. Turn in the exam approx. 30 min. into it. As you walk out, start commenting on how easy it was.
13. Get the exam. 20 min into it, throw your papers down violently, scream out "Screw this!" and walk out triumphantly. (if someone actually does this please tell me)
14. Arrange a protest before the exam starts (ie. Threaten the instructor that whether or not everyone's done, they are all leaving after one hour to go drink.)
15. Show up completely drunk (completely drunk means at some point during the exam, you should start crying for mommy).
16. Comment on how sexy the instructor is looking that day.
17. Come to the exam wearing a black cloak. After about 30 min, put on a white mask and start yelling "I'm here, the phantom of the opera" until they drag you away.
18. If the exam is math/sciences related, make up the longest proofs you could possible think of. Get pi and imaginary numbers into most equations. If it is a written exam, relate everything to your own life story.
19. Try to get people in the room to do a wave.
20. Bring some large, cumbersome, ugly idol. Put it right next to you. Pray to it often. Consider a small sacrifice.
21. During the exam, take apart everything around you. Desks, chairs, anything you can reach.
22. Puke into your exam booklet. Hand it in. Leave.
23. Take 6 packages of rice cakes to the exam. Stuff at least 2 rice cakes into your mouth at once. Chew, then cough. Repeat if necessary.
25. Walk in, get the exam, sit down. About 5 min into it, loudly say to the instructor, "I don't understand ANY of this. I've been to every lecture all semester long! What's the deal? And who the hell are you? Where's the regular guy?"
26. Do the entire exam in another language. If you don't know one, make one up!
27. Bring a black marker. Return the exam with all questions and answers completely blacked out.
28. Every now and then, clap twice rapidly. If the instructor asks why, tell him/her in a very derogatory tone, "the light bulb that goes on above my head when I get an idea is hooked up to a clapper. DUH!"
29. From the moment the exam begins, hum the theme to Jeopardy. Ignore the instructor's requests for you to stop. When they finally get you to leave one way or another, begin whistling the theme to the Bridge on the River Kwai.
30. After you get the exam, call the instructor over, point to any question, ask for the answer. Try to work it out of him/her
Be OPTIMISTIC... all the people you hate are eventually going to die!!
Always forgive your enemies - nothing annoys them so much
Con is the opposite of pro, so Congress the opposite of progress.
Sorry, but I’m in a rush. I’m going to try to kill one of your friends now, bye!
"I dream of a better tomorrow... where chickens can cross roads and not have their motives questioned."
I'm busy now. Can I ignore you some other time?
“I don’t see you doing anything.” - “No, you don’t; b
I am fluent in English, Gobbledegook and Sarcasm
ut thinking doesn’t usually require much movement.”
Heaven kicked me out. Hell is afraid I'll take over.
“Who died and made you Wolf?” (Anyone, who is anyone, from the AR universe should get this)
Dont upset me im running out of places to put the bodies.
I can tell that you are lying, your lips are moving.
My personal motto, ‘If you can’t beat them, join them; if you can’t join them, kill them; if you can’t kill them, blow them all to kingdom come!”
I like you. People say I've got no taste, but I like you.
Caution! Blonde thinking.
You have the capacity to learn from your mistakes. You will learn a lot today.
Chaos, panic, & disorder - my work here is done.
Simplicity killed the cat--Curiosity was framed.
A Committee is a group of people who individually can do nothing, but as a group decide that nothing can be done.
No Trespassers! Violators will be shot, survivors will be shot again.
Don't thank me for insulting you, it was a pleasure.
They say "Guns don't kill people, people kill people." Well I think the guns help. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill too many people.
I know why the sun never sets on the British Empire, God would never trust an Englishman in the dark. (No offense intended)
Sometimes I Wonder, "Why is that frisbee getting bigger?" and then it hits me!!
The voices in my head may not be real but they still have pretty good ideas...
Of all the things I’ve lost, I miss my mind the most.
Normal people make good pets.
You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say will be misquoted and used against you.
Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia-is the fear of long words
Death is God's way of saying, 'You're fired!' with no second chance. Suicide is humanity's way of saying, 'You can't fire me! I quit!
Where negotiation and diplomacy fail, high explosives substitute nicely.
Join The Army! Journey to exotic places, meet new people, then kill them.
I didn't say it was your fault, I just said I was going to blame you!
Silence is golden, but duck tape is silver.
If at first you don't succeed, redefine success.
If a person with multiple personalities decides to commit suicide, is it considered a hostage situation?
What does OK actually mean?
We're not retreating! We're advancing in a different direction!
Jamie is like a slinkie... basically useless.. but yet so amusing to watch him fall down stairs!!
Arguing with yourself is normal. It's when you argue with yourself and you LOSE that it's weird.
Whatever women do they must do twice as well as men to be thought half as good. Luckily, this is not difficult.
The voices in my head are telling me I will get back to you as soon as they are done with me.
One way to figure out how things work, push all the buttons!
Skill is successfully walking a tightrope over Niagara Falls. Intelligence is not trying.
There are two kinds of pedestrians: The quick and the dead.
Dream as if you will live forever, Live as if its your last day.
The problem with Ireland is that it's a country full of genius, but with absolutely no talent. (Hugh Leonard, Irish writer)
ADHD is Automatic Death by Hyperness Disorder