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Joined 09-10-08, id: 1690364, Profile Updated: 11-26-12
Author has written 14 stories for Sherlock Holmes, SSX Tricky, Harry Potter, Sherlock, Star Trek: 2009, and James Bond.

(Previous PEN names: "TheKhanum" and "The Infant Phenomenon". I wrote stories in the Les Mis, POTO, Peter Pan and Labyrinth fandoms.)

I write stuff. lol. derp.

OTP's: Silva/Bond, Spock/Kirk, Dean/Castiel, Severus/Harry, Holmes/Watson (Sherlock/John BBCverse), Merlin/Arthur, Doctor/Master, Stiles/Derek, Jareth/Sarah, Erik/Christine.

PERSONAL BIO: I live by myself. I have some plants. --Parasitic consumption and usurping of resources since 1986--

I have been obsessively reading since I first learned how. I don't think I've had a proper night's sleep since I was 5.

Mostly I am lazy. However, when I am productive...

I'm a freaking machine, man. You don't even know.

Rumors of my assimilation are greatly exaggerated.-Captain Picard, Star Trek: First Contact

And that's the truth of it, folks. (Bows)

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The Commentary of TOS for KS by Brittany Diamond reviews
While going through every episode top to bottom, I'll be looking for evidence that supports K/S and also discussing the arguments against it. Serious about the argument, ridiculous about everything else. M for language. Yay 60s.
StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 46 - Words: 269,732 - Reviews: 2831 - Favs: 1,089 - Follows: 843 - Updated: 1/21/2014 - Published: 6/1/2009 - J. Kirk, Spock
Between the Dog and the Wolf by AmZ reviews
A month after the barricades fall, Valjean finds himself in the middle of a mystery and discovers just little he knows about his erstwhile pursuer. Not quite AU, but events of the Brick are not central to the plot. Part of the 'You Know Nothing of Javert' series. Feuilleton; edited up to chapter 27.
Les Miserables - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 65 - Words: 91,459 - Reviews: 521 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 4/5/2013 - Published: 3/28/2004 - Valjean, Javert, Claquesous, Montparnasse - Complete
Reptilia by InlandEmpire reviews
School AU. Jim Moriarty had never been one for half measures. And he really hated Sherlock Holmes - or so he'd thought.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 11,801 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 7/21/2012 - Published: 11/19/2010 - J. Moriarty, Sherlock H.
Making the Connection by JessamyGriffith reviews
It was an experiment. Then it was phonesex. Now it's something unexpected. Sherlock is on detox and bored. He calls a sex line. He gets John. Intrigued, he calls back several times. But the experiment isn't going quite how Sherlock predicted... NOT crack.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 40 - Words: 102,767 - Reviews: 540 - Favs: 670 - Follows: 1,055 - Updated: 7/16/2012 - Published: 9/21/2011 - John W., Sherlock H.
School For Scandal by rubberbird reviews
John/Sherlock. Sherlock lusts from afar. John tries hard to fool himself. High school AU. Slash.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 32 - Words: 224,365 - Reviews: 1557 - Favs: 2,344 - Follows: 1,551 - Updated: 6/24/2012 - Published: 3/21/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
This Man's Heart by ellie.hell reviews
In the latter part of the 19th century, a peculiar solitary man from a small village and a doctor disfigured in a war meet, form an unusual friendship, change each other's lives forever and maybe fall a little in love in the process.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 76,450 - Reviews: 363 - Favs: 406 - Follows: 173 - Updated: 3/16/2012 - Published: 6/6/2011 - Sherlock H. - Complete
A Study in Ginger by punifa reviews
Filled for this meme: Sherlock needs to become ginger for a case, and enlists John to help dye his hair. John finds out that it's the one thing that makes Sherlock go pliant.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,766 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 317 - Follows: 21 - Published: 10/29/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
I Prefer to Text by ellie.hell reviews
Following the encounter with Moriarty, Sherlock and John grow closer via text messages.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,521 - Reviews: 197 - Favs: 1,323 - Follows: 119 - Published: 4/3/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Sibling Rivalry Or Fighting Over John Watson by Jessa7 reviews
Written for a prompt on LJ. Mycroft is just as much of a genius as Sherlock is. He keeps randomly kidnapping John for chats, and the locations get better. Cue Sherlock's younger sibling complex rearing up and jealousy ensues.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,085 - Reviews: 127 - Favs: 1,228 - Follows: 99 - Published: 8/26/2010 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Can You Hear Me Now? by KCS reviews
A sporadic series of oneshots, revolving around various post-retirement telephone conversations. Completely random, not necessarily chronological, and more than occasionally pure fluff - you have been warned.
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 13 - Words: 31,395 - Reviews: 176 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 7/25/2009 - Published: 10/12/2008
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Full Spectrum reviews
Bond needs to save the world and whatnot. Silva volunteers to help out. BUT WHY? Bond is occasionally dense but always looks sexy, Silva is an adorable bamf.
James Bond - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 17 - Words: 90,527 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 1/24/2013 - Published: 1/14/2013 - James Bond/007, R. Silva - Complete
I Do Not Understand That Reference reviews
Jim doesn't like Spock much. Spock is confusing. Spock Prime transference issues from mind meld. Kirk goes to look something up, and Spock gets whats going on and everybody freaks out. And then there is falling in love shenanigans. Spock/Kirk Spirk.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 14,628 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 128 - Updated: 11/13/2012 - Published: 11/7/2012 - J. Kirk, Spock
Let the Skyfall reviews
Taking place directly after the majority of the dialogue between Silva and Bond in that first scene with all the flirtatious banter and straying off canon into what should have happened. Bond/Silva slash
James Bond - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,082 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 9 - Published: 11/11/2012 - James Bond/007 - Complete
A World Upended reviews
John is relentlessly pursued by a coworker, which all leads to an inevitable revelation by Sherlock. How will John react to this? Sherlock/John Slash complete .
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 74,487 - Reviews: 174 - Favs: 575 - Follows: 104 - Updated: 11/6/2011 - Published: 10/28/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
A Perfect Duality reviews
Sherlock and John work in Limbo. The Plague is rampant Upland, and they must find the perpetrator. All the while, John struggles to hide his infatuation with Sherlock, while Sherlock tries to pry it out of him.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 16,865 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 10/31/2011 - Published: 10/16/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
A Quiet Observation reviews
Third Part in Series 'A Study in Camouflage'. Pre-slash Mycroft/Sherlock. Holmescest.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 813 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/3/2011 - Sherlock H., Mycroft H. - Complete
Crescendo
Second Part to "A Study in Camouflage" Sherlock/Mycroft pre-slash Holmescest.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,168 - Favs: 14 - Published: 10/3/2011 - Sherlock H., Mycroft H. - Complete
Childish Feuds reviews
Part 1 in Series 'A Study in Camouflage'. A glimpse into Sherlock's youth. Pre- SLASH Holmescest. Mycroft/Sherlock.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,051 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 16 - Published: 10/2/2011 - Sherlock H., Mycroft H. - Complete
Three is a Crowd reviews
CHECK reviews for a link to the story on LJ! Thats the edited, official version. SLASH.Three Genius Madmen all desire one thing: John. In the end, he is forced to choose. JW/MH, JW/SH, JW/JM
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 18,104 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 6 - Published: 9/30/2011 - John W., Mycroft H. - Complete
To Woo by Text reviews
Slash. SH/JM—Jim texts Sherlock after events of 'the Great Game'- interested in a little rendezvous.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,614 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/24/2011 - Sherlock H., J. Moriarty - Complete
The Stranger's Room reviews
Harry goes to a hot new nightclub, and finds the man he wants to take home. Draco/Harry SLASH!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,575 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 9/13/2011 - Published: 9/12/2011 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Neville's Potions Production and Distribution Co reviews
Harry's future is up in the air. Neville works with a mysterious potions master. Severus Snape/Harry Potter SLASH. Post DH.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,188 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 30 - Published: 9/12/2011 - Severus S., Harry P.
Elise does the mountain reviews
Elise/Mountain. She prefers hitting the mountain to hitting the bars. That's her cup of tea. One-shot. Character study.
SSX Tricky - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 324 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 11/9/2008 - Complete
The Case of the Nightingale Locket reviews
Holmes and Watson have complicated feelings for one another. Petty disagreements, angst and misunderstandings ensue, all with a dash of mystery, history, comedy and romance.
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: M - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 7 - Words: 26,329 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 10/30/2008 - Published: 10/11/2008 - Complete