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Author has written 6 stories for Naruto.

I am currently having an obsession with llamas. Dont ask.

Hellooo!!! I am TheHyperLlamaWithPocky, otherwise known as Courtney and I am here to bring you insanity. The good kind. Things about me...well, I have ADHD, My age, you don't need to know that. I love reading, writing, and I LOOOVVVVEEEEEEEE music. Music is my passion. I play guitar and piano, if I don't have anything musical to listen to I will go insane. Hehe!

If you want to know, ADHD isn't terrible, sometimes I have to wear this itchy patch all day and it drives my INSANE, but it keeps me calm, so I'm cool. I also have insomnia, which sucks a lot because I don't really sleep. I figured out that insomnia isn't sleeping AT ALL, because if you're awake for 11 days you will die somehow. So I sleep, just not as much the normal human should. But who said I'm human? Hehe! God did. I love God.

My favorite anime of all time will probably be Eureka 7. Looovveee it. But otherwise it's Bleach, Naruto, Blood Plus , FLCL, and all the crazy ones. I love insanity. I am surrounded by it and I honestly think that if my day isn't somewhat insane, it's a sign of the apocalyspe. Haha! Ok, I'm donw rambling. Here are important stuff you may probably wanna know.


PlOT FOR COME CLARITY (update since 12-22-11)

Noriko, Maki, and Amaya are triplets. They are also hybrids. They are made up of vampire, phoenix, and human. They live in Hessen, Germany, inside a facility where they take humans and mix them with part bird and some other form, so see what the human reaction is. The are sent on a mission to kidnap a certain human being, because he supposedly holds the key to combining human traits with other things. Said human is Gaara no Sabuko. The triplets must obtain him and take him back to Hessen, so they can experiment. The way to do that is to pose as high school juniors, since they stopped aging at the age of 17. The thing is, they don't want to be bad. They hate the testing that goes on within the walls of their 'home'. They have three rules to obey:

1.) Let NO ONE find out who, or what, they are.

2.) Don't make any friends. They must stay isolated.

and

3.) ABSOLUTELY, don't fall in love.

That wasn't gonna happen.

Characters & Roles

(I'm not gonna name them all, just the REALLY important ones)

Noriko Kirashiki - Part of the triplet. Second oldest. Born 3 minutes after Amaya, 8 minutes before Maki. She has black hair with rainbow colored highlights. (If you want it specific, like one layer is blue, the next it red, yellow, and so forth.) Her eyes are originally a purple color. Her eye color changes with her emotions. (That's why she has rainbow colored highlights. Otherwise, they would be purple.) She was the second of the triplets to get tested on, so therefore she has the strongest bit of vampire in her, which means she also has fangs. Her vampire also made her stop aging when she turned 18 years old. She does have to feed on blood from time to time but she can live without it. She also has replenishing blood, so if she has a wound, she won't suffer from blood loss. She has a strong bit of phoenix in her too, but it's not to the point where she can sprout wings, like Maki and Amaya. Instead, she has a tattoo of angel wings that cover her whole back. It's colorful, like her hair and eyes, and sometimes her personality. Noriko hates lying to people, and she also has this...6th sense. When she sees a person, she can sense whether they are good or bad. And she can also sense how fragile a person it. If they are extremely sensitive, she will do anything in her power to protect them. Her clothing style is mostly black (like the Noriko the rockstar. lol). If she wears another color it's either with black or...well no. It's just with black. She had a bad case of ADHD, but she has patches that she wears to keep her semi calm.

Amaya Kirashiki - Again, part of the triplet. Oldest, born 11 minutes after Maki and 3 minutes after Noriko. She has blonde hair with black and blue highlights. Eyes are blue. Her eyes don't change with her emotions, but when she gets really, really angry they go fire. Like really. (lol.) She gets that from the phoenix, which is strongest in her. Her vampire isn't as stronge as Noriko's, so she has small fangs that aren't really that noticeably unless you stare long enough. She also has replenishing blood. She was the first to get tested on, so she has the strongest phoenix, so she can sprout wings, but they haven't fully grown yet. Whenever they are ready, they have to come out, which will hurt. A lot. They don't stay out, she can merge them back in and out of herself whenever she wants. Like Noriko, she has a tattoo of angel wings, but hers only cover her shoulder blades. Her clothing consists of mainly black, but she also has some light colors, only because her hair is blonde. She loves ramen, and she also has that strange sense that Noriko has, and her strange urge to protect people. She doesn't have ADD of ADHD.

Maki Kirashiki - The last of the triplets, born 8 minutes before Noriko, 11 minutes before Amaya. Her hair is opposite of Amaya's, black with blonde, but instead of blue, it's red. Her eyes are a mixture of blue and purple. She was the last to get tested on, so her phoenix and vampire and equal. She can sprout wings like Amaya, but they haven't fully grown, and she also has fangs like Noriko's, they're just medium length. Also has replenishing blood. And she has the same tattoo, but it goes down half her back. Clothing is mainly black, sometimes she wears light colors. Depends on her mood. She can also sense other people's mood. She's the most hyper girl, Noriko being second and Amaya being third. She has that protecting thing that Noriko and Amaya has. She also has ADHD like Noriko.

Gaara no Sabuko – 18 years old, the person that the triplets have to kidnap and bring back to Hessen. He isn't a hybrid, but his blood is the key that can combine both strong doses of phoenix and vampire. Maki, Amaya, and Noriko are the only ones that survived the testing without going insane, that's why they are going to get him. Supposedly, when they do get him, Orochimaru will test the new sample on the three girls to see if it makes them stronger without going crazy. If it does, then Orochimaru will create an army of hybrids and attempt to take over the world. Which sucks. But anyway, he had blood-red hair, teal eyes that he outlines with a thick layer of eyeliner. He has a tattoo of the Kanji symbol for 'love' on his forehead. Clothes—black, or a deep red, like his hair. He doesn't really show his emotions, since he had a very bad childhood. Father was a drunk, beaten him, you know the deal. His mother was died whenever she gave birth to him, so he feels extremely terrible about that.

Orochimaru – Well, you already know his motive, but how he became evil is in question. Rumors say that his father was evil, but the only true thing the girls discovered is that Orochimaru's father has tested on him and combined him with snake. So like a snake, he can stick out his tongue to about...7 feet long. His skin is a eerie lavender, turning a shade of a light blue around his eyes. The girls are technically his slaves, but he learned (quickly) that they don't like being told what to do. He kidnapped the girls from their parents when they were only 6 years old, but not before killing them. So the girls are orphans. The girls don't know what he's planning, so that's why they are going out to get Gaara. Orochimaru's facility is part laboratory, part hotel..ish. They have rooms so all the people can stay in, but not a lot, because all the ones who become insane are either quickly disposed of, or—if they show a chance of getting better—are kept. He makes it nice to they wouldn't want to run away, but that kinda isn't necessary, because he has already made it known that if they even think about escaping they will have to suffer the consequences. And consequences suck. Why did he chose to be in Hessen, Germany, well, we really don't know. Some of his first victims were in that area, so he just decided to stay there and have people, like the girls, to go get his prey.

Kiba Inuzuka – Best friends to Maki, Amaya, and Noriko. One of the handful of people that survived some testings without going insane. He was kidnapped from his parents when he was 9, got tested when he was 11, and now he's 17 years old. He is wolf (I would say dog but I wanna make him more...menacing. Idk, lol), lynx, and human. Instead of whiskers, he developed these red triangles on his face. Even Orochimaru doesn't know where they came from. He has a crush on Maki, and she has a crush on him, but they don't know it. (How cliché. Lmao) He will stick through anything if the girls need his help. So when they leave, they secretely take him with them.

Mieks Carmouche – Also best friends with Maki, Amaya, and Noriko, and also one of the people who didn't go insane. She was actually lost and Orochimaru found her wandering so he took her in, lying of course. She's a hybrid between phoenix, human, and lion. Black hair with orange and white highlights, gold eyes. Her pupils are like cat eyes. She's extremely hyper almost all the time, except when things get serious. But sometimes even then she's really hyperactive. She loves people, really sensitive with her emotions, and has a tattoo of vines, roses, and things of that sort starting on around her pelvis area and ending on her arm. Just imagine how it looks. It's complicated. Lol.

Temari no Sabuko – Older sister of Gaara. Age 20. Ash blonde hair that is in four spiky pigtails. She knows about Gaara's blood, because she has that blood too. Only hers is for two different kind of species. Orochimaru will find this out and try to get her, but that's not gonna happen. She has no clue at all Orochimaru even existed, so when all this stuff happens she will feel like complete crap for letting this happen.

Here are the rest of the people that will come up in the story.

Hinata Hyuga

Ino

Chouji

Neji Hyuga

Sasuke Uchiha (best friend to Gaara, has a crush on Sasuke)

Sakura Haruno (best friend to Hinata, crush on Sasuke)

Shikamaru Nara (Bleh. Lol.)

Naruto Uzumaki (secretly a hybrid but doesn't know it. Combined with fox)

Kabuto (Orochimaru's assistant)

Kankuro no Sabuko (Middle child of Gaara and Temari. Has same blood but for different species, same as Temari)

Itachi Uchiha, Pein, Konan, Deidara, Sasori, Hidan, and Kisame (all in a gang called Akatsukim not bad, but does stupid crap for the hell of it)

Kakashi Hatake

Tsunade

Jiraya

Zabuza (also Orochimaru's assistant)

Haku (stays with Zabuza for sooomeee reason)

Parings

Noriko & Gaara

Maki & Kiba

Amaya & no one (for now)

Naruto & Hinata

Shikamaru & Temari

And so far everyone else is single, until I change my mind.


Email (I have lots, but if you wanna talk to me use this one): kagomeninjademon@yahoo.com

I am currently working on Come Clarity. LTRL and Odd One Out are on hold, but I will get back to them as soon as I can. Sorry!


Look at the funneh things!!

Narutard Quiz

1. Who is your favorite Naruto character(s)?

Gaara, Sasuke, the Akatsuki, and other peoples. Lol.

2. What is your favorite pairing(s)?

sasuXnaru, sasuXita (what can I say? Incest is hot in their situations), sasuXoc, gaaraXoc, stuff of that nature. AND sasuXnaruXgaara :)P

3. Are you a Naruto yaoi or hentai fan?

Yaoi! :D Tried to watch hentai once. It's SOOO annoying. The girls won't SHUT THE FUCK UP!! Lmao.

4. Ever cosplayed Naruto characters? If so, who, where and how many times?

Yup. Dressed up as Anko cause I have purple hair (dyed it), tried to do gaara but I didn't wanna make my hair red. So I was a purpled'haired Gaara! People say 'wear a wig' but wigs are too shiny sometimes. Luckily I have long hair. Hehe!! I also have dreads. So I was an Anko with dreadlocks. Lollll.

5. List your collection of Naruto junk and merchandise, if any:

Posters, magazines (Shonen Jump), some mangas.

6. Have you ever felt that you were destined to be with a Naruto character? If so, who?

Noo. Not that obsessed. Lol. But I do make up stories. GO READ THEM!!

7. NaruHina or KibaHina?

NaruHina. KibaHina would be...strange. Kiba is more brotherish.

8. SasuSaku or SasuNaru?

SasuNaru! ALL THE WAYY!!

9. Which team is your favorite? Team 7 or Team Gai?

Both, can't choose.

10. Do you support the obito theory? (Tobi=Obito)

No, Tobi is Madara.

11. Do you support the 'Yondaime is Naruto's father' theory?

Yes. Totally. Lol

12. Your favorite Akatsuki member?

Itachi.

13. Are you Pro-Sasuke or Anti-Sasuke?

Neither. Face it. He is sexy. But Itachi is better. Lol. He's hot, but a complete FUCKTARD for leaving Konoha and going to Mr. Snake Rapist.

14. Have you seen all Naruto episodes so far (including Shippuden and fillers)

Nope.

15. Have you read all the chapters so far?

Almost.

16. Do you believe Naruto has ADD?

Yes. But he can focus. Maybe it's the patch...lol

17. Sub or dub?

SUB! Dub is complete bullshit.

18. Pro-Sakura or Anti-Sakura?

Neither. She is annoying and cool at the same time.

19. Tobi = Annoying or funny?

Both

20. Do you even know who Tobi is?

Yup. He's Madara. Right? Yea. Madara.

21. Gai = Sexy beast or Ugly nerd?

A...sexy nerd. lol

22. Which character would be the best crossdresser?

Haku, First time I saw that dude, I thought he was a FEMALE.

23. Rock Lee = Weird or Awesome?

Weirdly awesome. lol

24. Which character would be best OOC? Who and how?

Gaara. I can't even explain. Oh!!! Gaara hates blood, acts totally normal and actually KNOWS what love it. lol

25. Do you like Naruto fanfics?

well duh. You know better to ask me that you question you. lol.

26. Do you write Naruto fanfics?

OF COURSE

27. Do you like lemons?

Yess. But it can get sour sometimes. :D

28. Do your parents know about the Naruto characters?

NOT AT ALL.

29. Have you watched the Naruto Abridged Series?

Some of it.

30. Have you seen The Naruto Ultimate Fanflashes?

No. Heard of it though.

31. Have you ever gotten someone else hooked on Naruto?

Only some people. Actually, me and my nest friend met over Naruto. So I will cherish Naruto forever. :D

32. Have you ever been drawing Naruto in school and has someone recognized it?

No

33. Have you ever been in class drawing Naruto and the teacher came up to you and said 'WTF is this?'

Nope. But they did because I was drawing them.

34. Has Naruto affected your school life and grades?

Nope. My patch helps with that. HEHE!!

35. Are you broke thanks to Naruto?

No. Thank God. Lol.

36. Do you want to read Icha Icha Paradise?

YES. I mean come on. EVERYTIME we see Kakashi he's reading that thing. It MUCH be interesting.

37. Do you support the 'Yondaime is the Akatsuki Leader' theory?

Nope. I heard that MAdara is the leader anyways.

38. Do you draw Naruto fanart? If so, count how many there are in your gallery?

No but my friend does.

39. Is Sasuke still sexy in his second stage of the cursed seal?

Hell no he looks more like Mr. Snake Rapist.

40. Do you have a Naruto OC?

Yuppers. Kiya Kisuke, Maki and Noriko Kirashiki, and Amaya Myuki.

41. Looking back at some of your answers, do you think Naruto has taken over your life?

Not...that much. Lol.


Are You Dead Yet?

1.Put your iTunes (or iPod) on shuffle
2.For each question, press the next button to get your answer
3.YOU MUST WRITE THAT SONG NAME NO MATTER HOW SILLY IT SOUNDS!

1.WHAT IS YOUR MOTTO?

Wenn Nichts Mehr Geht (Tokio Hotel)

2. WHAT DO YOUR FRIENDS THINK OF YOU?

Fully Alive (Flyleaf)

3. WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT VERY OFTEN?

Toxic (A Static Lullaby)

4.WHAT IS 22?

Life Starts Now (Three Days Grace)

5. WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR BEST FRIEND?

Human Connect To Human (Tokio Hotel) (LMAO)

6.WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT THE PERSON YOU LIKE?

I'm So Sick (Flyleaf) (That's so not true.Lol)

7.WHAT IS YOUR LIFE STORY?

Dragongly (Atomship)

8.WHAT DO YOU WANT TO BE WHEN YOU GROW UP?

Trannylicious (JohnnyBoyXO) (HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA!!!)

9.WHAT DO YOU THINK WHEN YOU SEE THE PERSON YOU LIKE?

Get Away With Murder (Jeffree Star)

10.WHAT DO YOUR PARENTS THINK OF YOU?

Humanoid (Tokio Hotel)

11.WHAT WILL YOU DANCE TO AT YOUR WEDDING?

Supermassive Black Hole (Muse)

12. WHAT WILL THEY PLAY AT YOUR FUNERAL?

Bittersweet Memories (Bullet for my Valentine)

13.WHAT IS YOUR HOBBY/INTEREST?

Darkside of the Sun (Tokio Hotel) (I told you guys I love them)

14. WHAT IS YOUR BIGGEST SECRET?

Fame & Riches, Rehab Bitches (Jeffree Star ft. Breath Carolina) (LOOVVE ITT)

15. WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR FRIENDS?

Numb & Dumb (Otep) (Wow. lol. some of them are really just stupid. Lmao.)

16. WHAT IS THE WORST THING THAT COULD HAPPEN?

Lollipop Luxury (Jeffree Star) (Personally I would probably enjoy that)

17. HOW WILL YOU DIE?

Alone (Bullet for my Valentine) (That sucks...)

18. WHAT IS THE ONE THING YOU WILL REGRET?

Control (Mute Math)

19. WHAT MAKES YOU LAUGH?

That Day (Tokio Hotel) (HAHA! that's funnehh!!)

20. WhAT MAKES YOU CRY?

My Generation (YUI)

21.WILL YOU EVER GET MARRIED?

I Will Not Bow (Breaking Benjamin) (HEHEHEHE)

22. WHAT SCARES YOU THE MOST?

Blasphemy (Cinema Bizarre) (LOVE THEM TOO)

23.DOES ANYONE LIKE YOU?

Phantomrider (Tokio Hotel) (That makes no sense at all)

24. IF YOU COULD GO BACK IN TIME, WHAT WOULD YOU CHANGE?

Sonnensystem (Tokio Hotel)

25. WHAT HURTS RIGHT NOW?

Come Clarity (In Flames)

26.WHAT WILL YOU POST THIS AS?

Are You Dead Yet? (Children of Bodem)

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What Happens After A Meeting by YaoiHellian reviews
Meetings are boring and last forever and rain just makes it worse but there are perks to being caught in the rain which Naruto and Gaara will learn first hand X3 Hardcore yaoi dont like dont read Bakas!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 11 - Words: 23,698 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 3/8 - Published: 6/3/2008 - Gaara, Naruto U.
The Mechanic by b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b0r3d reviews
My job is to kill and that's it. That's always been it. Cold-blooded with no strings attached. Tell me why is it that whenever ninjas get involved, things turn a hundred times more complicated? GaaraxOCxSasuke
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Crime - Chapters: 4 - Words: 25,108 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 11/24/2014 - Published: 6/18/2011 - Gaara, Sasuke U.
Konoha High : The Badass Style by b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b0r3d reviews
Four new girls come to dominate Konoha High without knowing it. Will they change the school for good? And maybe the Badboys that inhabit it? Really bad language. The story's horrible at first, but I swear it gets better KibaxOC SasuxOC GaaraxOC ShikaxOC
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 40 - Words: 406,959 - Reviews: 266 - Favs: 133 - Follows: 87 - Updated: 7/19/2012 - Published: 7/3/2009
I Need No One by A Soldier Of My Own reviews
Buying a cat and naming it 'Gaara' wasn't the first thing she'd done to purposely annoy him. And it certainly wasn't the last. Gaara x OC
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 40,330 - Reviews: 160 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 108 - Updated: 6/29/2012 - Published: 11/22/2005 - Gaara
Please Press 5 by iamRAWRkaythanks reviews
AU. "I drunk called Sasuke last night and told him i wanted to have his babies." "Dammit Naruto!" "Says the girl who made out with Sia in the pool." SasuSaku, NaruHina, NejiTen, ShikaTema, GaaOC, KibaIno, and drunken NaruSasu/SakufemOC.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,729 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 24 - Published: 9/25/2011 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
Mizuko by Say0mi Saki reviews
He left her pregnant and heartbroken. Years later, he's ready to do anything to win her back and be a father for his daughter. WARNING: VERY OLD STORY with numerous mistakes. Kept up for memory's sake. Currently under HEAVY revision.
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 28,096 - Reviews: 528 - Favs: 150 - Follows: 125 - Updated: 10/21/2010 - Published: 7/26/2007 - Inuyasha, Kagome H.
The Heart Can Only Take So Much by milkchocolatehot64 reviews
One night, Naruto got a call from a drunk Sasuke. They go at it like rabbits, but the next day, Sasuke doesn't remember. They love each other. Can Naruto remind him, or is there so much his heart can take? SAKURA BASHING! MPREG! MAJOR lemon 1st ch.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,533 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 136 - Updated: 9/7/2010 - Published: 3/3/2009 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
The Joy of Pain by WhiteWolf0604 reviews
Gaara lives alone with his brother and sister, Kankuro and Temari, and ends up cutting himself. When a new student comes to their high school, how will this new student handle Gaara when he finds out? -Rated for cutting and forms of abuse- -NejGaa- -YAOI-
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 13 - Words: 26,537 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 8/26/2010 - Published: 8/13/2007 - Gaara, Neji H. - Complete
Days Go By by iamRAWRkaythanks reviews
AU. They are werid. Crazy. Dysfunctional. But they're a family nonetheless. This is how they met. Akatsuki fic ft. fem!Dei.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,621 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 7/13/2010 - Published: 8/31/2009 - Akatsuki
Stranded by auroraivy reviews
GaaraxOC. OC is a girl named Ria with a quirky nature and fangirl outlook. This is her story and her experiences with Gaara and the world he lives in. Will Ria be able to take the pressure or will it bury her in the sand?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 38 - Words: 89,235 - Reviews: 175 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 5/10/2010 - Published: 5/8/2007 - Gaara - Complete
The Joys of High School by iamRAWRkaythanks reviews
I'm Sia Uchiha. Welcome to North Academy, where everyone is normal and-"DON’T LIE TO YOURSELF! WE’LL ALL BE FORCED TO WEAR GREEN SPANDEX FOR THE REST OF OUR LIVES!" Oh this year will be interesting... SasuSaku GaaOC NejiTen ShikaTem NaruHina. ACTIVE.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 46 - Words: 54,542 - Reviews: 808 - Favs: 181 - Follows: 132 - Updated: 1/31/2010 - Published: 3/5/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
QuickSand by to-love-is-to-lie reviews
I caught the train to Suna. i thought that once i was there, i wouldnt need anything more. And i was right... but what i forgot was that i might want more. Now i'm not sure if Suna can really give me everything, even if he is there. GaaraXOC AU
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 55 - Words: 121,141 - Reviews: 1260 - Favs: 310 - Follows: 170 - Updated: 8/13/2009 - Published: 7/30/2008 - Gaara - Complete
The Uchiha Family Road Trip by iamRAWRkaythanks reviews
AU. Ah, summer; the time of the year when the Uchihas pack up and go to beaches and…set vendor stalls on fire? Oh dear. ItaOC, GaaOC, SasuSaku and more.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,649 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 11 - Published: 7/18/2009 - Sasuke U.
My Man by Shashkia reviews
He was a new student. And she was an outcast. High school is tough especially when the new kid meets the punk girl no one will mess with and they get along. High school was hell before. Now, it's worse. GaaraxOc Rated M for later content. Reviews please
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 25 - Words: 42,129 - Reviews: 185 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 6/22/2009 - Published: 1/30/2007 - Gaara - Complete
Just Curious by MAKandCHEESE reviews
ItaSasu.When Sasuke stumbles upon Itachi's hidden stash, he becomes a little too curious for his own good. A/R, Yaoi, Uchihacest. Anal, AU/AR, COMPLETE, Inc, Language, M/M, Oneshot, Oral, PWP, Voy, Yaoi
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,133 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 141 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 12/12/2008 - Published: 10/11/2008 - Itachi U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Popcorn by ladycross reviews
RenxIchi.Oneshot.Rated M for the scenes not for little kiddies. A movie marathon plus a drugged Ichigo plus a confused Renji, equals pure yaoi goodness! oh, and popcorn too...what's a movie marathon without popcorn, right?
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,746 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 7 - Published: 9/15/2008 - Ichigo K., Renji A. - Complete
The Art of Seduction by Thorn In Your Side reviews
Sasuke wants Itachi in bed. Need I say more? Rated M for a very good reason, peoples.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,258 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/9/2008 - Sasuke U., Itachi U. - Complete
A flight of stairs by ganja-chan reviews
Kids, never try that at home! What happens when you jump on Byakuya at the top of the stairs? Warnings: a hint of yaoi and LOL violence, sillyness, fluff, one-shot, a bit of bad words.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 456 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/21/2008 - Byakuya K., Renji A. - Complete
Tonsil Hockey by just a rambling romantic reviews
“Oh yes,” Byakuya said in a long-suffering voice, “I totally get it up for paperwork.” under the desk secks. PwP? RENBYA for Puts foot in Mouth. The title is pure sillyness because I have no ideas for a GOOD title.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,657 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 12 - Published: 8/16/2008 - Renji A., Byakuya K. - Complete
Birthday Present Belated! by This.Lonely.Hour reviews
-Wrote this a week ago, gomen Sasuke!- All Sasuke wants from Naruto is one little gift, that's it... SMUT LEMON guy on guy action -YAY!- NaruxSasu -uke Sasuke!-ONESHOT-
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,238 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 9 - Published: 8/3/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Never Too Late by l'heure bleue reviews
—”My Miracle, My Angel” Sequel!— As Edward readies his baseball bat and Bella prepares ”the talk”, Arianna braves her first year of high school. Life isn't easy as a half-vampire teenager, though ... especially when you're in love with a Vampire Hunter.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 76,655 - Reviews: 3586 - Favs: 958 - Follows: 495 - Updated: 7/28/2008 - Published: 5/28/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
SecondGuess by to-love-is-to-lie reviews
The events that led me to the Sound College were caused by sasuke, no doubt about it, after he ran off, Naruto & I had to find him... Was there any other choice? But time is running out, and i have my Gaara to find as well... GaaraXoc AU
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 53 - Words: 103,388 - Reviews: 1175 - Favs: 275 - Follows: 137 - Updated: 7/28/2008 - Published: 1/21/2008 - Gaara
Beautiful by Kaline Reine reviews
Itachi is lonely one night, and seeks companionship from a certain someone... But then he gets an idea: a clone! The one thing he does not count on is being walked in on by his younger brother, and caught in such an awkward situation. You know the pairing
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,269 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 8 - Published: 7/23/2008 - Itachi U., Sasuke U. - Complete
In the Shadows of Dark Alleys by iamRAWRkaythanks reviews
AU. Kohona City. Ten Suburbs. Two gangs. One government. The struggle to keep peace. Welcome to underground genetically-enhanced government spy Sakura Haruno's life. It's one crazy ride... SasuSaku, SaiKin, GaaOC, ShikaIno, TemKiba, NaruHina, NejiTen.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 32 - Words: 40,404 - Reviews: 286 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 7/2/2008 - Published: 2/9/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Playing With Fire by fairy-hime-108 reviews
Gaara misses his blonde lover, but his duties as Kazekage bind him to Suna. Maybe Temari can convince him to take the night off and go pay a visit to Konoha... Yaoi, GaaNaru, Oneshot
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,087 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 7 - Published: 6/27/2008 - Naruto U., Gaara - Complete
Sex in a Battlefied by Temari 88 reviews
The two Jinchuuriki are attacked by a group of Oto and Kiri ninja; after the battle, the smell of blood produces its effects on them and who are they to say no...? *NaruGaa, AUish, yaoi, LEMON!*
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,210 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 11 - Published: 3/26/2008 - Naruto U., Gaara - Complete
SecretKeeper by to-love-is-to-lie reviews
I'm Sorano. I'm also Socially Invisible. In the last 3 years the longest conversation I've had was over borrowing a pen. Naruto, Sasuke, Shikamaru and Sakura. they all had secrets... And the one girl who didn't want to know, found out. GaaraXoc AU
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 49 - Words: 82,288 - Reviews: 944 - Favs: 472 - Follows: 141 - Updated: 3/26/2008 - Published: 8/25/2007 - Gaara - Complete
Anyone fancy a foursome? by Sans Fire reviews
SEQUEL TO VERY HORNY NARU-CHAN! the name has been changed to anyone fancy a threesome, by the way! read that one first then this one! :D i hope you like it! sasuke!naruto!Gaara!Neji YAY!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,448 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 16 - Published: 3/7/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Gaara's Finally Legal by THE KYO reviews
So Gaara is turning 18...Wonder what he got for his birthday...YAOI! threesome
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,519 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 223 - Follows: 33 - Published: 1/30/2008 - Gaara, Naruto U. - Complete
High School Drama of punks and nerds by SummerSnow33 reviews
AU Kagome, Sango, Inuyasha and Miroku, high school juniors and seniors and the school's punks and wouldn't you know it nerds. Let the chaos and drama begin...Fluff, limes and possible lemmons, plus FLUFFY!
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 50,778 - Reviews: 156 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 1/26/2008 - Published: 3/5/2006 - Kagome H., Inuyasha
Anyone fancy a threesome? by Sans Fire reviews
Naruto is UBER horny and gets his lover, sasuke and his best friend gaara to come and have some fun. THREESOME! GAANARUSASU! Gaara!Uke Naruto!middle sasuke!seme ONESHOT YAOI!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,916 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 168 - Follows: 32 - Published: 12/13/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Together With You: A Gaara Story by Aishiteru Sabaku no Gaara reviews
GaaraxOC Gaara and Shiruki were two childhood friends. They grew up together with inner demons. that is, until she was ripped away from him. 10 years later she returns. Can they pick up where they left off? Or is it too late, now that the damage is done..
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 36 - Words: 87,921 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 12/13/2007 - Published: 11/12/2007 - Gaara - Complete
Three's an orgy four is just wrong by berrychi84 reviews
WARNING! This is a RenjiIchigoHichigo fic. Meaning that this IS a threesome. Also, Renji is ooc a little for good reason. Other then that? Renji is curious as to why Ichigo has so much fun doing it with some one that looks exactly like him.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,894 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 156 - Follows: 22 - Published: 11/14/2007 - Dark Ichigo, Ichigo K. - Complete
Cursed Sin by aciddwolf reviews
A girl from an old village holds a hidden secret. What happens when all she can think about is Hidden Sand's Gaara? Especially when she learns about other's secrets. GaaraxOC One sided NaruxOCish.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 26 - Words: 41,414 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 8/4/2007 - Published: 6/27/2006 - Gaara
Rival's Facade by sillyusagix3 reviews
Pure smut. SasukeNaruto yaoi, explict. Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 646 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/28/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
The Soul That Found Its Missing Piece by lose-your-voice reviews
Will Gaara accept a girl his age who is an out cast just like him? Or will he push her away like he does everyone else. She thinks he might be her 1st and only friend but will her cold and and his cold heart erupt into a fiery flame? GaaraxOC REVISED Ch1
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 32 - Words: 42,536 - Reviews: 422 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 3/11/2007 - Published: 2/14/2006 - Gaara - Complete
CAMOUFLAGE by sephember reviews
They were just ordinary kids in an ordinary highschool. But she came and turned his life upside down. She helped everyone, but who's going to help her? GaaraXOC
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 17,682 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 1/3/2007 - Published: 3/11/2006 - Gaara
Bleeding in the Sand 3 by BloodOb reviews
The last series of Bleeding in the Sand. After a long depression Gaara has finally found her again. Only one problem... Not saying. Can Gaara and Hotaru ever find happiness or will they be alone forever in each others memories?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 21,014 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 12/27/2006 - Published: 2/1/2006 - Gaara - Complete
Welcome to Life by YOURMOMONTOAST reviews
The life of Gaara in high school. Oh yes, THAT'S how interesting it is. SasukeGaara, NejiDeidara, SakuraHinata and other pairings.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 18,380 - Reviews: 386 - Favs: 155 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 4/30/2006 - Published: 2/27/2006 - Gaara, Sasuke U. - Complete
Bleeding in the Sand 2 by BloodOb reviews
Read the first Bleeding in Sand. Trust me. ITS WORTH IT! And those who did already... cries ty for continuing to read.Oh this is a GaaraXHotary fanfic. Others NarutoXHinata SasukeXSakura NejiXTenTen and specail guest an evil guy named Ezekiel ENJOY!Comple
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 20,431 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 2/1/2006 - Published: 12/22/2005 - Gaara - Complete
Bleeding in the Sand by BloodOb reviews
A Gaara love story. YES GAARA! The evil demon guy. Look if you want to see Gaara finally happy. This is the story. Promise it's good! Also. HinataNaruto No boy on boy action sorry. FINALLY COMPLETE!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 30,339 - Reviews: 182 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 12/22/2005 - Published: 10/21/2005 - Gaara - Complete
Misinterpretation by SevieIsCute reviews
What the hell is Naruto and Sasuke doing in the bathroom! Warning: Yaoi sasunaru
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,273 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 171 - Follows: 31 - Published: 2/19/2004 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
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Come Clarity reviews
AU FIC. Triplets that are hybrids...Maki, Amaya, and Noriko must find the object. If only they knew..getting that object is the one thing that can possibly destroy them...or not? GaaraXoc with some side parings. R&R.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 46,513 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 8/7/2012 - Published: 7/10/2010 - Gaara
Living the Rockstar Life reviews
AU FIC. After they became famous, Noriko, Maki, Amaya, and Naruto will never be the same. Rabid fans, awesome shows, I present you the sequel to High School Life! Oh this oughta be interesting. GaaraXoc R&R!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 37 - Words: 71,049 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 10/15/2011 - Published: 11/25/2008 - Gaara
Odd One Out reviews
AU FIC. Meet Kiya Kisuke. Your typical loner. She moved to a new city, doesn't know anyone, she's all alone. But when she meets all these new people, her life is going to change as she finds her inner self. SasukeXoc R&R!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 15,485 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 7/7/2011 - Published: 6/25/2010 - Sasuke U.
Living the High School Life reviews
AU FIC. Noriko and Maki Kirashiki have to go to a boarding school. There, they meet a bunch of new people, a loud theatre teacher, and also a girl who is trying to steal Gaara away from Noriko. I dissed the fact that they were vampires oks? GaaraxOC
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 17 - Words: 22,253 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 11/29/2008 - Published: 10/20/2008 - Gaara, Sasuke U. - Complete
I Love You reviews
Two brothers are in love with each other..you know where this goes. LEMON! DON'T LIKE, DON'T READ! How ever all my little pretties who LURVES yaoi can glady enter!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 649 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/25/2008 - Itachi U., Sasuke U. - Complete
I Want You reviews
Itachi wants Sasuke. Well, he DEMANDS him. And we all know that Itachi gets what he wants, one way or another. YAOI! DON'T LIKE, DON'T READ!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 856 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 8 - Published: 9/18/2008 - Itachi U., Sasuke U. - Complete