Author has written 6 stories for Naruto.
I am currently having an obsession with llamas. Dont ask.
Hellooo!!! I am TheHyperLlamaWithPocky, otherwise known as Courtney and I am here to bring you insanity. The good kind. Things about me...well, I have ADHD, My age, you don't need to know that. I love reading, writing, and I LOOOVVVVEEEEEEEE music. Music is my passion. I play guitar and piano, if I don't have anything musical to listen to I will go insane. Hehe!
If you want to know, ADHD isn't terrible, sometimes I have to wear this itchy patch all day and it drives my INSANE, but it keeps me calm, so I'm cool. I also have insomnia, which sucks a lot because I don't really sleep. I figured out that insomnia isn't sleeping AT ALL, because if you're awake for 11 days you will die somehow. So I sleep, just not as much the normal human should. But who said I'm human? Hehe! God did. I love God.
My favorite anime of all time will probably be Eureka 7. Looovveee it. But otherwise it's Bleach, Naruto, Blood Plus , FLCL, and all the crazy ones. I love insanity. I am surrounded by it and I honestly think that if my day isn't somewhat insane, it's a sign of the apocalyspe. Haha! Ok, I'm donw rambling. Here are important stuff you may probably wanna know.
PlOT FOR COME CLARITY (update since 12-22-11)
Noriko, Maki, and Amaya are triplets. They are also hybrids. They are made up of vampire, phoenix, and human. They live in Hessen, Germany, inside a facility where they take humans and mix them with part bird and some other form, so see what the human reaction is. The are sent on a mission to kidnap a certain human being, because he supposedly holds the key to combining human traits with other things. Said human is Gaara no Sabuko. The triplets must obtain him and take him back to Hessen, so they can experiment. The way to do that is to pose as high school juniors, since they stopped aging at the age of 17. The thing is, they don't want to be bad. They hate the testing that goes on within the walls of their 'home'. They have three rules to obey:
1.) Let NO ONE find out who, or what, they are.
2.) Don't make any friends. They must stay isolated.
3.) ABSOLUTELY, don't fall in love.
That wasn't gonna happen.
Characters & Roles
(I'm not gonna name them all, just the REALLY important ones)
Noriko Kirashiki - Part of the triplet. Second oldest. Born 3 minutes after Amaya, 8 minutes before Maki. She has black hair with rainbow colored highlights. (If you want it specific, like one layer is blue, the next it red, yellow, and so forth.) Her eyes are originally a purple color. Her eye color changes with her emotions. (That's why she has rainbow colored highlights. Otherwise, they would be purple.) She was the second of the triplets to get tested on, so therefore she has the strongest bit of vampire in her, which means she also has fangs. Her vampire also made her stop aging when she turned 18 years old. She does have to feed on blood from time to time but she can live without it. She also has replenishing blood, so if she has a wound, she won't suffer from blood loss. She has a strong bit of phoenix in her too, but it's not to the point where she can sprout wings, like Maki and Amaya. Instead, she has a tattoo of angel wings that cover her whole back. It's colorful, like her hair and eyes, and sometimes her personality. Noriko hates lying to people, and she also has this...6th sense. When she sees a person, she can sense whether they are good or bad. And she can also sense how fragile a person it. If they are extremely sensitive, she will do anything in her power to protect them. Her clothing style is mostly black (like the Noriko the rockstar. lol). If she wears another color it's either with black or...well no. It's just with black. She had a bad case of ADHD, but she has patches that she wears to keep her semi calm.
Amaya Kirashiki - Again, part of the triplet. Oldest, born 11 minutes after Maki and 3 minutes after Noriko. She has blonde hair with black and blue highlights. Eyes are blue. Her eyes don't change with her emotions, but when she gets really, really angry they go fire. Like really. (lol.) She gets that from the phoenix, which is strongest in her. Her vampire isn't as stronge as Noriko's, so she has small fangs that aren't really that noticeably unless you stare long enough. She also has replenishing blood. She was the first to get tested on, so she has the strongest phoenix, so she can sprout wings, but they haven't fully grown yet. Whenever they are ready, they have to come out, which will hurt. A lot. They don't stay out, she can merge them back in and out of herself whenever she wants. Like Noriko, she has a tattoo of angel wings, but hers only cover her shoulder blades. Her clothing consists of mainly black, but she also has some light colors, only because her hair is blonde. She loves ramen, and she also has that strange sense that Noriko has, and her strange urge to protect people. She doesn't have ADD of ADHD.
Maki Kirashiki - The last of the triplets, born 8 minutes before Noriko, 11 minutes before Amaya. Her hair is opposite of Amaya's, black with blonde, but instead of blue, it's red. Her eyes are a mixture of blue and purple. She was the last to get tested on, so her phoenix and vampire and equal. She can sprout wings like Amaya, but they haven't fully grown, and she also has fangs like Noriko's, they're just medium length. Also has replenishing blood. And she has the same tattoo, but it goes down half her back. Clothing is mainly black, sometimes she wears light colors. Depends on her mood. She can also sense other people's mood. She's the most hyper girl, Noriko being second and Amaya being third. She has that protecting thing that Noriko and Amaya has. She also has ADHD like Noriko.
Gaara no Sabuko – 18 years old, the person that the triplets have to kidnap and bring back to Hessen. He isn't a hybrid, but his blood is the key that can combine both strong doses of phoenix and vampire. Maki, Amaya, and Noriko are the only ones that survived the testing without going insane, that's why they are going to get him. Supposedly, when they do get him, Orochimaru will test the new sample on the three girls to see if it makes them stronger without going crazy. If it does, then Orochimaru will create an army of hybrids and attempt to take over the world. Which sucks. But anyway, he had blood-red hair, teal eyes that he outlines with a thick layer of eyeliner. He has a tattoo of the Kanji symbol for 'love' on his forehead. Clothes—black, or a deep red, like his hair. He doesn't really show his emotions, since he had a very bad childhood. Father was a drunk, beaten him, you know the deal. His mother was died whenever she gave birth to him, so he feels extremely terrible about that.
Orochimaru – Well, you already know his motive, but how he became evil is in question. Rumors say that his father was evil, but the only true thing the girls discovered is that Orochimaru's father has tested on him and combined him with snake. So like a snake, he can stick out his tongue to about...7 feet long. His skin is a eerie lavender, turning a shade of a light blue around his eyes. The girls are technically his slaves, but he learned (quickly) that they don't like being told what to do. He kidnapped the girls from their parents when they were only 6 years old, but not before killing them. So the girls are orphans. The girls don't know what he's planning, so that's why they are going out to get Gaara. Orochimaru's facility is part laboratory, part hotel..ish. They have rooms so all the people can stay in, but not a lot, because all the ones who become insane are either quickly disposed of, or—if they show a chance of getting better—are kept. He makes it nice to they wouldn't want to run away, but that kinda isn't necessary, because he has already made it known that if they even think about escaping they will have to suffer the consequences. And consequences suck. Why did he chose to be in Hessen, Germany, well, we really don't know. Some of his first victims were in that area, so he just decided to stay there and have people, like the girls, to go get his prey.
Kiba Inuzuka – Best friends to Maki, Amaya, and Noriko. One of the handful of people that survived some testings without going insane. He was kidnapped from his parents when he was 9, got tested when he was 11, and now he's 17 years old. He is wolf (I would say dog but I wanna make him more...menacing. Idk, lol), lynx, and human. Instead of whiskers, he developed these red triangles on his face. Even Orochimaru doesn't know where they came from. He has a crush on Maki, and she has a crush on him, but they don't know it. (How cliché. Lmao) He will stick through anything if the girls need his help. So when they leave, they secretely take him with them.
Mieks Carmouche – Also best friends with Maki, Amaya, and Noriko, and also one of the people who didn't go insane. She was actually lost and Orochimaru found her wandering so he took her in, lying of course. She's a hybrid between phoenix, human, and lion. Black hair with orange and white highlights, gold eyes. Her pupils are like cat eyes. She's extremely hyper almost all the time, except when things get serious. But sometimes even then she's really hyperactive. She loves people, really sensitive with her emotions, and has a tattoo of vines, roses, and things of that sort starting on around her pelvis area and ending on her arm. Just imagine how it looks. It's complicated. Lol.
Temari no Sabuko – Older sister of Gaara. Age 20. Ash blonde hair that is in four spiky pigtails. She knows about Gaara's blood, because she has that blood too. Only hers is for two different kind of species. Orochimaru will find this out and try to get her, but that's not gonna happen. She has no clue at all Orochimaru even existed, so when all this stuff happens she will feel like complete crap for letting this happen.
Here are the rest of the people that will come up in the story.
Sasuke Uchiha (best friend to Gaara, has a crush on Sasuke)
Sakura Haruno (best friend to Hinata, crush on Sasuke)
Shikamaru Nara (Bleh. Lol.)
Naruto Uzumaki (secretly a hybrid but doesn't know it. Combined with fox)
Kabuto (Orochimaru's assistant)
Kankuro no Sabuko (Middle child of Gaara and Temari. Has same blood but for different species, same as Temari)
Itachi Uchiha, Pein, Konan, Deidara, Sasori, Hidan, and Kisame (all in a gang called Akatsukim not bad, but does stupid crap for the hell of it)
Zabuza (also Orochimaru's assistant)
Haku (stays with Zabuza for sooomeee reason)
Noriko & Gaara
Maki & Kiba
Amaya & no one (for now)
Naruto & Hinata
Shikamaru & Temari
And so far everyone else is single, until I change my mind.
Email (I have lots, but if you wanna talk to me use this one): firstname.lastname@example.org
I am currently working on Come Clarity. LTRL and Odd One Out are on hold, but I will get back to them as soon as I can. Sorry!
Look at the funneh things!!
1. Who is your favorite Naruto character(s)?
Gaara, Sasuke, the Akatsuki, and other peoples. Lol.
2. What is your favorite pairing(s)?
sasuXnaru, sasuXita (what can I say? Incest is hot in their situations), sasuXoc, gaaraXoc, stuff of that nature. AND sasuXnaruXgaara :)P
3. Are you a Naruto yaoi or hentai fan?
Yaoi! :D Tried to watch hentai once. It's SOOO annoying. The girls won't SHUT THE FUCK UP!! Lmao.
4. Ever cosplayed Naruto characters? If so, who, where and how many times?
Yup. Dressed up as Anko cause I have purple hair (dyed it), tried to do gaara but I didn't wanna make my hair red. So I was a purpled'haired Gaara! People say 'wear a wig' but wigs are too shiny sometimes. Luckily I have long hair. Hehe!! I also have dreads. So I was an Anko with dreadlocks. Lollll.
5. List your collection of Naruto junk and merchandise, if any:
Posters, magazines (Shonen Jump), some mangas.
6. Have you ever felt that you were destined to be with a Naruto character? If so, who?
Noo. Not that obsessed. Lol. But I do make up stories. GO READ THEM!!
7. NaruHina or KibaHina?
NaruHina. KibaHina would be...strange. Kiba is more brotherish.
8. SasuSaku or SasuNaru?
SasuNaru! ALL THE WAYY!!
9. Which team is your favorite? Team 7 or Team Gai?
Both, can't choose.
10. Do you support the obito theory? (Tobi=Obito)
No, Tobi is Madara.
11. Do you support the 'Yondaime is Naruto's father' theory?
Yes. Totally. Lol
12. Your favorite Akatsuki member?
13. Are you Pro-Sasuke or Anti-Sasuke?
Neither. Face it. He is sexy. But Itachi is better. Lol. He's hot, but a complete FUCKTARD for leaving Konoha and going to Mr. Snake Rapist.
14. Have you seen all Naruto episodes so far (including Shippuden and fillers)
15. Have you read all the chapters so far?
16. Do you believe Naruto has ADD?
Yes. But he can focus. Maybe it's the patch...lol
17. Sub or dub?
SUB! Dub is complete bullshit.
18. Pro-Sakura or Anti-Sakura?
Neither. She is annoying and cool at the same time.
19. Tobi = Annoying or funny?
20. Do you even know who Tobi is?
Yup. He's Madara. Right? Yea. Madara.
21. Gai = Sexy beast or Ugly nerd?
A...sexy nerd. lol
22. Which character would be the best crossdresser?
Haku, First time I saw that dude, I thought he was a FEMALE.
23. Rock Lee = Weird or Awesome?
Weirdly awesome. lol
24. Which character would be best OOC? Who and how?
Gaara. I can't even explain. Oh!!! Gaara hates blood, acts totally normal and actually KNOWS what love it. lol
25. Do you like Naruto fanfics?
well duh. You know better to ask me that you question you. lol.
26. Do you write Naruto fanfics?
27. Do you like lemons?
Yess. But it can get sour sometimes. :D
28. Do your parents know about the Naruto characters?
NOT AT ALL.
29. Have you watched the Naruto Abridged Series?
Some of it.
30. Have you seen The Naruto Ultimate Fanflashes?
No. Heard of it though.
31. Have you ever gotten someone else hooked on Naruto?
Only some people. Actually, me and my nest friend met over Naruto. So I will cherish Naruto forever. :D
32. Have you ever been drawing Naruto in school and has someone recognized it?
33. Have you ever been in class drawing Naruto and the teacher came up to you and said 'WTF is this?'
Nope. But they did because I was drawing them.
34. Has Naruto affected your school life and grades?
Nope. My patch helps with that. HEHE!!
35. Are you broke thanks to Naruto?
No. Thank God. Lol.
36. Do you want to read Icha Icha Paradise?
YES. I mean come on. EVERYTIME we see Kakashi he's reading that thing. It MUCH be interesting.
37. Do you support the 'Yondaime is the Akatsuki Leader' theory?
Nope. I heard that MAdara is the leader anyways.
38. Do you draw Naruto fanart? If so, count how many there are in your gallery?
No but my friend does.
39. Is Sasuke still sexy in his second stage of the cursed seal?
Hell no he looks more like Mr. Snake Rapist.
40. Do you have a Naruto OC?
Yuppers. Kiya Kisuke, Maki and Noriko Kirashiki, and Amaya Myuki.
41. Looking back at some of your answers, do you think Naruto has taken over your life?
Not...that much. Lol.
Are You Dead Yet?
1.Put your iTunes (or iPod) on shuffle
1.WHAT IS YOUR MOTTO?
Wenn Nichts Mehr Geht (Tokio Hotel)
2. WHAT DO YOUR FRIENDS THINK OF YOU?
Fully Alive (Flyleaf)
3. WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT VERY OFTEN?
Toxic (A Static Lullaby)
4.WHAT IS 22?
Life Starts Now (Three Days Grace)
5. WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR BEST FRIEND?
Human Connect To Human (Tokio Hotel) (LMAO)
6.WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT THE PERSON YOU LIKE?
I'm So Sick (Flyleaf) (That's so not true.Lol)
7.WHAT IS YOUR LIFE STORY?
8.WHAT DO YOU WANT TO BE WHEN YOU GROW UP?
Trannylicious (JohnnyBoyXO) (HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA!!!)
9.WHAT DO YOU THINK WHEN YOU SEE THE PERSON YOU LIKE?
Get Away With Murder (Jeffree Star)
10.WHAT DO YOUR PARENTS THINK OF YOU?
Humanoid (Tokio Hotel)
11.WHAT WILL YOU DANCE TO AT YOUR WEDDING?
Supermassive Black Hole (Muse)
12. WHAT WILL THEY PLAY AT YOUR FUNERAL?
Bittersweet Memories (Bullet for my Valentine)
13.WHAT IS YOUR HOBBY/INTEREST?
Darkside of the Sun (Tokio Hotel) (I told you guys I love them)
14. WHAT IS YOUR BIGGEST SECRET?
Fame & Riches, Rehab Bitches (Jeffree Star ft. Breath Carolina) (LOOVVE ITT)
15. WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR FRIENDS?
Numb & Dumb (Otep) (Wow. lol. some of them are really just stupid. Lmao.)
16. WHAT IS THE WORST THING THAT COULD HAPPEN?
Lollipop Luxury (Jeffree Star) (Personally I would probably enjoy that)
17. HOW WILL YOU DIE?
Alone (Bullet for my Valentine) (That sucks...)
18. WHAT IS THE ONE THING YOU WILL REGRET?
Control (Mute Math)
19. WHAT MAKES YOU LAUGH?
That Day (Tokio Hotel) (HAHA! that's funnehh!!)
20. WhAT MAKES YOU CRY?
My Generation (YUI)
21.WILL YOU EVER GET MARRIED?
I Will Not Bow (Breaking Benjamin) (HEHEHEHE)
22. WHAT SCARES YOU THE MOST?
Blasphemy (Cinema Bizarre) (LOVE THEM TOO)
23.DOES ANYONE LIKE YOU?
Phantomrider (Tokio Hotel) (That makes no sense at all)
24. IF YOU COULD GO BACK IN TIME, WHAT WOULD YOU CHANGE?
Sonnensystem (Tokio Hotel)
25. WHAT HURTS RIGHT NOW?
Come Clarity (In Flames)
26.WHAT WILL YOU POST THIS AS?
Are You Dead Yet? (Children of Bodem)