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Poll: Who if anyone should I turn evil in my story, Just Makes me Stronger? All of these ARE plausible, peoples! And no, they will not be dumb or poorly-thought out plots, okay? Vote Now!
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Joined 09-11-08, id: 1690704, Profile Updated: 05-06-12
Author has written 3 stories for Maximum Ride.

Yeah, ok, so... my info:

Gender: I'm female.

Age: 18. LEGAL BABY!

Appearance: You have to ask? Look, over there, on the left. That's exactly what I look like. People say I remind them of Tweety, but I personally don't see it.

I am the older (and shorter :P) sister of volleyballgurl4HIM.

I also have an undeniable, ardent love for Jesus Christ. If you don't like that:
Cry me a river. Build a bridge. And get over it.
Ok, so maybe not something so drastic and mean--but don't flame me for my beliefs. Or rather, do flame me. See how far that gets you.

Life's a dance. A totally crazy, whacked out dance. You'll never be a professional dancer, because just when you think you've learned the steps, the song changes. You can't waltz to a fast rock. People are constantly leaving the dance floor for snacks and you never know when they'll come back, if at all. And every now and then your partner or you will get tired of having your feet trod upon by the other's mistakes and you'll bow out gracefully. Life's all about finding the one wearing the steel-toed shoes. - Me (I get somewhat philosophical around midnight)

He who laughs last didn't get it.

So, you're a cannibal.

Rock beats paper. Always.

If Tylenol, Duct Tape, & a Band Aid can't fix it, you have a serious problem.

They laugh because we're losers... We laugh because they just figured it out.

The 50-50-90 rule: any time you have a 50-50 chance of getting something right, there's a 90 probability you'll get it wrong.

The person who smiles when things go wrong has found someone to blame it on.

The voices may not be real, but they have some pretty good ideas.

Curiosity killed the cat, but satisfaction brought it back. Stupidity killed the cat. Curiosity was framed.

Officer, I swear to Drunk I'm not God!

A wise man once said, "Ask a girl."

Why be difficult, when, with just a little bit of effort, you can be impossible?

If you don't like the way I drive, stay off the sidewalk.

Keep smiling; it makes people wonder what you're up to.

You have the right to remain silent. Everything you say will be misquoted and used against you.

Chaos, panic, pandemonium. My work here is done.

If you don't like me, there is nothing I can do. Newsflash, Honey, I don't live to please you.

Don't knock on death's door. Ring the bell and run. He hates that.

I don't suffer from insanity; I enjoy every minute of it.

You laugh because I'm different. I laugh because you're all the same.

STRESS: A condition brought on by over-riding the bodies desire to choke the living daylights out of some jerk who desperately deserves it.

Amateurs built the ark. Professionals built the Titanic.

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Fishing For Love by cluelessinlife129 reviews
Carlisle and Charlie had an idea while doing their weekly fishing trip. How bout try their knack in playing matchmaker with their both single kids: Edward and Bella. EXB Hilarity ensures.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 10 - Words: 26,114 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 4/13/2011 - Published: 3/27/2009 - Bella, Edward
No Goodbyes by Wally-West-Go-Zoom reviews
FAXYTASTIC! Two years. One of the older set with one of the younger set. Keep each other safe, and everything will be ok. But when they find each other again, they'll have to save one of their own from Itex in order for them, for Max, to be whole again.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,361 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 11/11/2010 - Published: 3/19/2008
What Could Have Been by Lab7417 reviews
Canon pairings. Alternate Reality. My take on how things might have gone if Edward had looked at Bella's request at the prom differently.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 12 - Words: 29,642 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 9/30/2010 - Published: 4/17/2009 - Bella, Edward
Forever by Strawberry Shortcake123 reviews
Fang asks Max a huge question. Max isn't quite sure. T for minor swearing. Originally a oneshot, now a twoshot!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,296 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 8/3/2010 - Published: 6/8/2009 - Max, Fang - Complete
Soldier by seashell118 reviews
Bella Black has issues: her brother is dead, her parents are divorced, and her boyfriend is in Afghanistan. To top it all off, something strange is brewing, and it's centering around the mysterious Dr. Cullen and the Quileute tribe. T for language.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 33,319 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 5/2/2010 - Published: 12/26/2008 - Bella, Edward
Maximum Ride: Drabbles by turquoise.seas reviews
--Fax-- Warmth, Reverse
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,990 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 12/12/2009 - Published: 5/15/2008
These Small Hours Still Remain by lilabut reviews
No, this was not how Jacob Black had imagined this night to turn out. Neither did he think that being a daddy was like this... ONESHOT
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,800 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/10/2009 - Bella, Jacob - Complete
The Path by DaemonicKitten reviews
Bella lives in Forks Washington with her father, Charlie Swan. Every day, she walks to school via a path through the woods. One day she meets a mysterious stranger on the path and makes the wrong assumption. E/B. AU. Vaguely related to the book.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 61 - Words: 126,643 - Reviews: 754 - Favs: 309 - Follows: 155 - Updated: 9/24/2009 - Published: 6/10/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Flock And Fang by Read4urlife reviews
Currently being revised. Be patient with me.
Crossover - Maximum Ride & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,661 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 8/11/2009 - Published: 4/19/2009 - Angel, Seth - Complete
The Storm by Capella85 reviews
I knew the outcome of this story before he even told me. I was after all, a princess, and in our world, true love didn’t exist, and if it somehow crept its’ way in, it was doomed before it began.” Detailed summary inside. AU/AH BXE
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 41 - Words: 245,212 - Reviews: 862 - Favs: 179 - Follows: 167 - Updated: 7/26/2009 - Published: 12/10/2008 - Edward, Bella
Fractured: A Maximum Ride Parody by MillieKittan reviews
Set during MR1. Rescuing Angel went completely wrong, and the rest of the Flock are gone. With just Max and Fang left, can they still save the world? Fax. Humour/ Adventure/ Romance. Some violence.
Maximum Ride - Rated: K - English - Fantasy/Parody - Chapters: 21 - Words: 60,515 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 7/20/2009 - Published: 6/21/2009 - Max, Fang - Complete
Anywhere by BadaBingxBadaBoom reviews
Their eyes met, and a single message was clear. I won't let you fall." Oneshot, rated M cause I don't know what to rate it. Slight Fax, or Mang, or whatever you call it. Complete. Slightly OOC, but that's okay. It still works.
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,507 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/7/2009 - Max, Fang - Complete
Goodbye, Renėe by Jack's Sword reviews
Renėe's family comes back for one last goodbye, interrupting a hunting trip. Oneshot.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,495 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 7 - Published: 6/5/2009 - Renée, Bella - Complete
A Bow in Her Hair by Foundation of Dreams reviews
All Human. Alice/ Jasper. Based on the song, "Travelling Soldier" by the Dixie Chicks. It's my first Alice/Jasper fic! Please, read and review! T to be safe.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,787 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 5/20/2009 - Published: 5/8/2009 - Alice, Jasper - Complete
The Years Gone By by Armygirl0604 reviews
Fang goes into a coma. That's all you need to know to realize how awesome it is! I OWN NOTHING!
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Tragedy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,620 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 5/12/2009 - Published: 5/4/2009 - Complete
Good Morning Sunshine! by clr8675309 reviews
Four words: Food fight and FAX! What more could you need? :
Maximum Ride - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,679 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/21/2009 - Max, Fang - Complete
Promises by Olympiangirl reviews
I promised Max so many things. But the hardest promise was the one where I promised never to fall in love with her.... the promise I had already broken. Faxness; Fangs POV. Really sweet. My first MR fic, and my first oneshot! T to be safe.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,152 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/16/2009 - Fang, Max - Complete
MR 5: End Game Wanna Play? by mfingatfan reviews
Author's Note again... READ, READ, READ! Need some direction on the sequel that you have been waiting for. Oh - and if you haven't read the story, READ that too! Flock battles baddies - lots of action, adventure, humor, romance FAX - you'd like!
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 136 - Words: 106,536 - Reviews: 825 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 4/15/2009 - Published: 12/2/2008 - Complete
FatherDaughter Moments by greyskys reviews
The Voice and Max arguing about Fang and Max's relationship. Snappy, witty, and all together as Maxish as I could get it at 1 in the morning. Oneshot.
Maximum Ride - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 382 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 7 - Published: 4/10/2009 - Max, Jeb B. - Complete
The Great Bird Migration by voi ch'intrate reviews
Bella Swan is a college student that abhors change. But when she meets the rugged wanderer, Edward Masen, she finds that change is exactly what she's going to get. How will she react? And what secret is Edward harboring? AU AH OOC
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 21 - Words: 65,319 - Reviews: 225 - Favs: 143 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 3/27/2009 - Published: 2/3/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Maximum Ride: Our 'Normal' Lives by Amy-Katherine914 reviews
Max and the Flock get to settle down after Itex is gone. Max and the gang have to go through teenage troubles and Flock troubles. Fax, swearing, romance, action, sillyness. Read please, it's good!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 47,875 - Reviews: 147 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 1/11/2009 - Published: 11/16/2008 - Max - Complete
Play Nice by ThexInvisiblexGirl reviews
Edward and Charlie play chess. Charlie's POV. Takes place in the summer between Twilight and New Moon.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,758 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 20 - Published: 1/8/2009 - Charlie S., Edward - Complete
You May Now Kiss the Bride by vjgm reviews
This is my version of the wedding starring then minister, Emmett Cullen. With Emmett in charge, you know that humor will be involved. How does Emmett handle this important job? Will he behave? Or will Bella and Edward kill him? ONESHOT of SILLINESS.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,887 - Reviews: 613 - Favs: 1,249 - Follows: 194 - Published: 7/31/2008 - Emmett
A Chocolate Kiss by XxVampireluvaxX reviews
“Were you flirting with me? On the floor?” Fang asked slowly. “Oh no, whatever shall we do?” I mocked, my eyes widened in horror. FAX One-shot.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,430 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 265 - Follows: 39 - Published: 4/12/2008 - Complete
Home Is Where Your Heart Is by Wally-West-Go-Zoom reviews
MAJOR FAX! 10 years ago, the Flock was forced to split up to save the world. A decade later, they are reuniting, where hugs are exchanged, things are admitted . . . and everything goes completely and horribly wrong. Warning: emotions will be running hig
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,501 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 3/19/2008 - Published: 1/4/2008 - Complete
Living Art by Krrimarte reviews
Fang's art work... Max's reaction... Life is but living art.Complete with Companion Piece attached
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,136 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 10/15/2007 - Published: 10/9/2007 - Complete
Got Guardian Angel? by MidnyghtVampyrezz reviews
After Fang and max have a small fight, Max's guardian angel named Andrew, who just so happens to look like Orlando Bloom, tells her that she better make up with him, or else! Lives are at stake, namely their eight or maybe more kids! CHAOS! FAX!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,887 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 9/6/2007 - Published: 8/11/2007
Harry Potter and the Magical Mystery Tour by Pain and Panic reviews
An accidental spell cast in a Muggle Studies classroom has all of Hogwarts acting very strangely. Is the Canadian Olympic Hockey team any good at Quidditch? Why isn't Oliver wearing a shirt? Is Elvis really dead?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 16,394 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 5 - Published: 3/30/2002 - Ginny W., Harry P.
Seasons of Discovery by JennyWeasley reviews
Hermione's POV, after Hogwarts, possibility of romance, but not telling.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 14,633 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/1/2000
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Just Makes Me Stronger reviews
Prequel to My Crazy Life, but can stand alone. My version of MR 5. The flock's back and ready to kick serious butt, figure out relationships, discover secrets, and realize that what doesn't kill them just makes them stronger! Romance, humor, drama, ect...
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 72,624 - Reviews: 460 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 12/30/2009 - Published: 1/17/2009 - Max, Fang
My Crazy Life reviews
Fang reflects on a few key moments in his and Max's relationship as he deals with their crazy life 12 years later. 2-shot. i'm bad at summaries, it's better than summary, please read! T 'cuz I'm paranoid and that's what MR was rated.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,374 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 1/17/2009 - Published: 1/2/2009 - Complete
My Shuffle Challenge Submission: 10 One Shots reviews
Exactly what it says. 10 one-shots based off random songs from my iPod. first fanfic, please read!
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,519 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 12/28/2008 - Published: 12/26/2008 - Complete