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Author has written 2 stories for Naruto.

Name: Roxy :D

Age: ...-giggles-

Hair Color: Light Brown but I'm actually a blond (Ahh...the beauty of hair dye)

Eye Color: Hazel though they appear to be brown

Orientation: Ha, straight up lesbian (Yaoi/Yuri supporter in the hiz-house)

Country: USA! USA!

Personality: Random, Bizarre, Emo-ish, Corrupt, Outgoing, and Intelligent (YEP! I'm smartackles! :D)

Anime/Manga: Naruto, Loveless, Bleach, Death Note, Inuyasha, Code Geass(?)

Books: TWILIGHT, Harry Potter, Nineteen Minutes, Second Glance

Movies: (Hopefully) Twilight, Sweeney Todd XD

Current Top 3 Yaoi Favs:

(In Order)

1.) Hidan/Deidara

2.) Itachi/Sasuke

3.) Soubi/Ritsuka

Top 3 Couples:

(In Order)

1.) ItaSaku

2.) SasuSaku

3.) Edward/Bella



Number your twelve favorite Naruto characters (in no particular order) and answer the following questions:

1. Itachi

2. Hidan

3. Sasori

4. Deidara

5. Tobi

6. Sakura

7. Sasuke

8. Hinata

9. Neji

10. Kakashi

11. Pein

12. Kisame

1. Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fan-fic before?

Ans: (Sakura/Pein) Um...I don't believe so...maybe?

2. Do you think Four is hot? How hot?

Ans: (Deidara) YESH! This motherfucker is sexy as FUCK!

3. What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?

Ans: (Kisame/Hinata) XD Hiashi wouldn't like this!

4. Do you recall any fan-fics about Nine?

Ans: (Neji) Many actually. My fave was called: How to Remove a Curse Mark.

5. Would Two and Six make a good couple?

Ans: (Hidan/Sakura) Well...Maybe...-begins pondering-

6. Five/Nine or Five/Ten?

Ans: (Tobi/Neji) or (Tobi/Kakashi) Tobi/Kakashi! :D

7. What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex?

Ans: (Sasuke) (Hidan/Kisame) Sasuke would probably be even more disturbed by the Akatsuki.

8. Make up a summary for a Three/Ten fanfic.

Ans: (Sasori/Kakashi) "This is for my parents," the red-head growled as he raised his kunai. Kakashi is captured by the red-head with dangerous plans. Could it lead to something more? Rape Oral M/M

9. Is there any such thing as One/Eight fluff?

Ans: (Itachi/Hinata) Yeah. There are many on this site and many others.

10. Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve Hurt/Comfort fic.

Ans: (Sasuke/Kisame) On My Honor

11. What kind of plot would you use if you wanted Four to de-flower One?

Ans: (Deidara/Itachi?) Romance/Angst

12. Does anyone on your friends list read Three het?

Ans: (Sasori) Yeah. Many of them do.

13. Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven?

Ans: (Pein) Nah. My friends don't like him much. I think Joi-chan talked about him in one of her stories though..

14. Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five?

Ans: (Hidan/Deidara/Tobi) -clears throat- I highly doubt that.

15. What might Ten scream at a moment of great passion?

Ans: (Kakashi) Kakashi's too much of a man to scream at a moment of passion. He would probably moan or groan or something

16. If you wrote a song-fic about eight, what song would you choose?

Ans: (Hinata) My December: Linkin Park

17. If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be?

Ans: (Itachi/Sakura/Kisame) WARNING: Rape, Toys, and Emo-ness

18. What might be a good pick-up line for Ten to use on Two?

Ans: (Kakashi/Hidan) ...D: I'm sorry but I'm too much of a Hidan fan to so this.

19. How might Eleven describe a relationship between Two and Eight?

Ans: (Hidan/Hinata) THEY DON'T KNOW EACH OTHER! D:

20. How emo is Seven?

Ans:(Sasuke) XD I didn't do this on purpose! LOL! Sasuke is EXTREMELY emo.


Favorite Quotes

"My element is water!" "Mines Fire!" "MINES FRIED CHICKEN!": My friend Brooklin felt compelled to be a complete retard...-shakes head-

"I WANT YO BOD!": Gabby's 'pick up line'...-shiver-

"When the rich wage war, it's the poor who die.": It makes since, huh?

"What is I'm not a hero , what if I'm...the bad guy?": -squeal- MARRY ME EDWARD!


UPCOMING STORIES

ItaSaku: Ice Box

Dei/Saku: My December


THE NARUTARD SURVEY: NARUTARDS UNITE!

1. Who is your favorite Naruto character(s)? -looks at list above-

2. What is your favorite pairing(s)? ...Scroll up and look...

3. Are you a Naruto yaoi or hentai fan? -sigh- Um...Both. But if I HAD to choose it would be yaoi.

4. Ever cosplayed Naruto characters? If so, who, where and how many times? Yep. I cosplayed as Hinata Hyuga. At home and with friends. and 5 times.

5. List your collection of Naruto junk and merchandise, if any: Posters, Books, Magazines, Stickers, and a headband. :D

6. Have you ever felt that you were destined to be with a Naruto character? Yep. I'm just that crazy.

7. NaruHina or KibaHina? NaruHina

8. SasuSaku or SasuNaru? Well...Both.

9. Which team is your favorite? Team Kakashi

10. Do you support the Obito theory (Tobi=Obito)? I used to. THEN I read ahead in teh manga...

11. Do you support the 'Yondaime is Naruto's father' theory? Yep. It just all makes sense!

12. Your favorite Akatsuki member? Tobi! Though I love ALL the Akatsuki members

13. Are you Pro-Sasuke or Anti-Sasuke? I lean towards Pro-Sasuke

14. Have you seen all Naruto episodes so far (including Shippuden and fillers)? Nah, I'm not that obsessed...-shifty eyes-

15. Have you read all the chapters so far? Yeah. I OWN all the books.

16. Do you believe Naruto has ADD? Sometimes I wonder.

17. Sub or dub? Ugh, dub. Only because I can barley read teh subs anymore...

18. Pro-Sakura or Anti-Sakura? I've grown to respect Sakura so...Pro-Sakura

19. Tobi = Annoying or funny? FUNNY! :D I WUV Tobi!

20. Do you even know who Tobi is? ...O.o Yeah...

21. Gai = Sexy beast or Ugly nerd? Ugly NERD!

22. Which character would be the best cross dresser? Haku or Neji...XD

23. Rock Lee = Weird or Awesome? Both

24. Which character would be best OOC? Itachi.

25. Do you like Naruto fanfics? ...What kind of question is that? I think I made that point quite clear...

26. Do you write Naruto fanfics? ...YES! DX

27. Do you like lemons? Heh, yep.

29. Have you watched the Naruto Abridged Series? Lol Yeah

30. Have you seen The Naruto Ultimate Fanflashes? Yep. Very funny

31. Have you ever gotten someone else hooked on Naruto? My brother and little sister.

32. Have you ever been drawing Naruto in school and has someone recognized it? No. I can't draw for crap!

33. Have you ever been in class drawing Naruto and the teacher came up to you and said 'WTF is this?? ...Look up...

34. Has Naruto affected your school life and grades? No.

35. Are you broke thanks to Naruto? O.o No

36. Do you want to read Icha Icha Paradise? YES!

37. Do you support the 'Yondaime is the Akatsuki Leader' theory? Wtf? We all know who it is...-coughMadaracough-

38. Do you draw Naruto fan art? If so, count how many there are in your gallery. NO!

39. Is Sasuke still sexy in his second stage of the cursed seal? EW! FUCK NO!

40. Do you have a Naruto OC? Yeah, Maiko Takahashi and her twin, Akane Kawasak

41. Looking back at some of your answers, do you think Naruto has taken over your life? ...Hell Yeah...


UPDATES:

To all readers: My life is back on track again. And I'm going to stop being so damn lazy! I'll be sure to update ALL stories in in all due time. By the way, if you don't like a story, don't be a TOTAL BITCH about it, kay?

Jan 4: My story, All It Took, will be rewritten to any readers. :D Sorry, for the inconvenience.

March 13: So, I've been gone awhile, right?? Sorry, I just broke up with my girlfriend and that threw off my mojo for writing. It'll take a week for me to update, okay??


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Pick the ones that fit you (Mine will be Italic)

I'M SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.

I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.

I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.

I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz.

I'm JAMAICAN, so I MUST smoke weed.

I'm HAITIAN, so I MUST eat cat.

I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy

I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.

I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.

I'm a LESBIAN, so I must have a sex-tape.

I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terriost.

I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.

I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.

I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.

I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.

I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.

I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.

I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.

I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.

I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.

I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.

I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.

I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenience store.

I'm Native AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.

I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...

I'm a DANCER, so I MUST be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.

I wear SKIRTS, so I MUST be a slut.

I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.

I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.

I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.

I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.

I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.

I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.

I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.

I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.

I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a big DICK.

I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!

I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin

I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.

I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.

I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS, so I MUST be looking for attention.

I'm INTO THEATER AND ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.

I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be gay.

I have BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe. (All girls have boobs... sheesh)

I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.

I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.

I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and that's how Russians roll.

I'm GERMAN, so I MUST be a Nazi.

I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO.

I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.

I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.

I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.

I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.

I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.

I'm a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.

I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.

I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I must be ugly...or crazy.

I'm BLACK so I must love fried chicken and kool-aid.

I'm BI so I MUST think every girl I see is hot.

I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.

I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.

I'm ASIAN, so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7.

I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.

I'm MIXED so I must be fucked up.

I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.

I'm in a BAND, so I MUST be a dork.

I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA.

I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect.

I'm WHITE and have black friends so i MUST think I'm black.

I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil

I love SHOPPING, so i MUST be rich.

I'm an OG so I must be mexican.

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Sisterly and Brotherly Love by K and Jazz reviews
Sakura was adopted into the Uchiha family at a young age. Now's they're 17 and she's starting to crush on her brother Sasuke, and the best part is he's crushing back just as hard. Can they hide it? WARNING, REALLY OLD BADLY WRITTEN IN THE BEGINNING FIC. MAY REWRITE SOON.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 46,274 - Reviews: 1043 - Favs: 666 - Follows: 534 - Updated: 7/13/2013 - Published: 4/19/2008 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Reasons by LoliBear reviews
AU. Amu decided she would be one her own for her new high-school life. but things aren't easy when your room-mate is a guy and your grandma wants you to "entertain" men for the rest of you life. AmuXIkuto Lemons
Shugo Chara! - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 9 - Words: 28,649 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 116 - Updated: 1/8/2013 - Published: 12/24/2008 - Amu H., Ikuto T.
Stripped Bare by J-Pop Princess reviews
When Sakura wanted a change of pace, she hadn't expected THIS! Now she's on a mission with Kakashi, masquerading as a dancer at a club far away from home and she finds herself forced to explore her own powers of sexuality and seduction. KakaSaku LEMON
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 26 - Words: 295,128 - Reviews: 3470 - Favs: 3,284 - Follows: 1,929 - Updated: 6/11/2011 - Published: 1/7/2008 - Sakura H., Kakashi H. - Complete
Furnace by jessicakaycobb reviews
Bella jumps off the cliff and is *not* seen. How Jacob and Bella's relationship might have progressed. Series of as of now plot-less lemony oneshots. Enjoy!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 5 - Words: 15,800 - Reviews: 291 - Favs: 344 - Follows: 194 - Updated: 3/14/2011 - Published: 10/23/2008 - Bella, Jacob
Don't Touch Me, un! by Gone4everAndaDay reviews
The Vampire Pein and his brothers, Zetsu, Kakuzu and Kisame band together to buy a birthday present for their hated little brother, Sasori. Sadly, Deidara is chosen as a pet. Poor him. It's a shame Sasori, under all his silence, loves rough bondage! RAPE!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Fantasy - Chapters: 26 - Words: 80,752 - Reviews: 800 - Favs: 239 - Follows: 158 - Updated: 10/7/2009 - Published: 2/17/2009 - Sasori, Deidara
I'll Eat You Alive by Mezzanottex3 reviews
Edward is back in Forks, but something is very wrong. He's not the same as he used to be. "I feel like a savage, Bella. I'm trapped inside a body I can't control." ExB: lemons. dark/mature themes. vampires. OOC. "That's right, sweetheart. Scream my name."
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 25 - Words: 97,276 - Reviews: 2740 - Favs: 2,245 - Follows: 1,766 - Updated: 9/20/2009 - Published: 5/21/2008 - Bella, Edward
Monochrome by Lady Hanaka reviews
Sequel to Shades of Grey. Now that Team 7 has been reunited, the dangers have increased tenfold. War with the other nations looms on the horizon, and the threat of Akatsuki is ever present. Can their fragile bonds hold, or will Team 7 shatter once more? ON HIATUS
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 11,994 - Reviews: 363 - Favs: 543 - Follows: 741 - Updated: 8/24/2009 - Published: 10/29/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
A little Something Between Friends by stephi-247 reviews
Sasuke and Naruto were always just friends, but one day, something changed, but was it for better or worse?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 24,159 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 6/19/2009 - Published: 9/3/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Painful Memories by BR33-Ichigo reviews
She wittnessed his death and the painful memories she had with him have ruined her. She finally cracks. She's finally free. Warning: Gore, Lemon and Emo-ness. Amuto One-shot.
Shugo Chara! - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,290 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/11/2009 - Amu H., Ikuto T. - Complete
Gasolina by Midnight-in-Russia reviews
Inspired by the song "Gasolina" by Daddy Yankee. It's Roy's birthday. What does Ed have planned? Rated M for lemon in chapter 2! Lemon is dedicated to VermilionValentine!
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,768 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 3/2/2009 - Published: 3/1/2009 - Roy M., Edward E. - Complete
Catnip by BR33-Ichigo reviews
“I’m in heat.. Would you mind being my catnip?” It was a pretty corny line, true. But it definitely made Amu feel more heated herself. She gasped as she felt his warm breath hit her neck. Rated M; LEMON! Amuto.
Shugo Chara! - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,770 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 158 - Follows: 35 - Published: 2/14/2009 - Amu H., Ikuto T. - Complete
Fragile Control by abstractular reviews
He wanted so badly to cover her body with his, to take her so badly that she forgot anything but him. Kaname/Yuuki.
Vampire Knight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,979 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 386 - Follows: 47 - Published: 2/3/2009 - Yuki C., Kaname K. - Complete
Tainted Skin by Imae reviews
Do not want me. Do not find me. I am your reaper. I will taint you, Rin.
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 983 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/2/2009 - Sesshomaru, Rin - Complete
So You Think I'm Innocent by LaberaiTashio reviews
Sasuke bets that Sakura won't do anything "outside of her shell". But what if she does? Warning: Sasuke bashing and LEMON. This is now a two-shot! *EDIT - Lemon has been omitted. If you'd like to read that section, please send me a pm and I will gladly send you a copy :)* Rated M for lots of cussing
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,152 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 1/30/2009 - Published: 1/3/2009 - Sakura H., Itachi U. - Complete
Human by Profound Yaoi reviews
Three-shot. Itachi is always so silent, so mysterious. Can Sasuke break through the ice and help him realise it's OK to be human? Warning: Uchihacest. Sexual themes/insinuations but NO LEMON. Sorry! Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto. COMPLETE
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,409 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 1/30/2009 - Published: 1/26/2009 - Itachi U., Sasuke U. - Complete
He's a Winner by Profound Yaoi reviews
Oneshot. Sasuke will do anything to get Itachi to keep his secret! Warnings: Uchihacest, blowjob. Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto. COMPLETE
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,774 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 13 - Published: 1/25/2009 - Itachi U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Our love by Runaway-Princess reviews
Shizuma-chan really seems to want Nagisa-chan sucky summary but who cares just read
Strawberry Panic! - Rated: M - English - Poetry/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 185 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/22/2009 - Shizuma H., Nagisa A. - Complete
With You by Babycobweb reviews
Sasuke was not okay before without Naruto. With him, he is. Warning: Self-harm, nothing too graphic. Title was previously "With You, I'm Okay".
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,753 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 1/14/2009 - Published: 8/15/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Forever by Profound Yaoi reviews
ONESHOT Itachi discovers his true feelings for his otouto after a 'tragedy' in the family. Warnings: ItaSasu. Uchihacest Murder/suicude scene. Masturbation. Lemon. Graphic details. Very long. Fluffy. Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto. COMPLETE. Re-edited.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,116 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 17 - Published: 1/6/2009 - Itachi U., Sasuke U. - Complete
マイリトル磁器人形は、どうやって被るか? by Yoh Kiri reviews
One-Shot. Competition Entry. It is in a Human’s nature to be Mean… “Ino…chan?” Tears started to pour out of her eyes. “Why Ino-chan?” Cold-hearted… “…You FREAK of nature… you deserve worse… You pink haired, green eyed freak of nature!” Full Summery Inside
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,096 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/5/2009 - Sakura H., Sasori - Complete
Riding Lessons by DarkBlysse reviews
It's about time I let Ed out to ride his Mustang, eh? Yaoi, Lemon
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,703 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 17 - Published: 1/1/2009 - Roy M., Edward E. - Complete
Shugo Chara Christmas Party Rated M by Neji0392 reviews
Amu is invited to a Christmas Party in the Royal Garden by Utau. The Guardians, Kukai, Utau, and Ikuto will be there. What will happen as Amu's on her way to the bathroom during the party? -Rated T in different version- *Lemon in this one*
Shugo Chara! - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,173 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 33 - Published: 12/30/2008 - Amu H., Ikuto T. - Complete
Demon In the Design by antilogicgirl reviews
Prank wars never end well. Design, Deception, Denial and Decision take Roy Mustang to an unexpected Destination as he plays with Ed's mind.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 47,394 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 12/29/2008 - Published: 11/4/2008 - Edward E., Roy M. - Complete
Empty Calories by Suicidal-kun reviews
Yamanaka Ino was completely bored. In her room with nothing to do, the day couldn't get anymore boring. That was, until a familiar pink-haired friend showed up with something behind her back. Maybe this day won't be that boring after all? InoSaku Lemon
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,325 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 11 - Published: 12/25/2008 - Sakura H., Ino Y. - Complete
Vertigo by Cynchick reviews
Sakura accepts the most critical and dangerous mission of her life, but the price of success may very well be her soul. When your entire world turns upside down, how do you keep from going under? DeiSaku.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 201,198 - Reviews: 1974 - Favs: 2,145 - Follows: 668 - Updated: 12/18/2008 - Published: 3/21/2008 - Deidara, Sakura H. - Complete
Naruto's Instructor by TanukiRaccoon reviews
Naruto’s girlfriend drags him to dance lessons. Naruto is getting some rather… odd vibes from his instructor. Is it just him? Lemon, yaoi, one-shot NejiNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,349 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 634 - Follows: 84 - Published: 12/6/2008 - Naruto U., Neji H. - Complete
Only You by TanukiRaccoon reviews
Naruto gets invited to be a model for the Icha Icha chain. Sure that place has a perverted reputation, but it can't be that bad, right? ...too bad Naruto looks like such an adorable uke! PWP, yaoi, EXTREME OOCness - In the form of mega perv Sasuke!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,107 - Reviews: 156 - Favs: 1,117 - Follows: 118 - Published: 12/1/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Reading is Pleasure by vampkiss reviews
Misaki reads one of Usami's other BL books. one-shot/complete
Junjō Romantica - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,548 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 134 - Follows: 10 - Published: 11/30/2008 - Complete
Birthdays by TanukiRaccoon reviews
Naruto hates birthdays, but this one’s not looking so bad… SasuNaru, yaoi, lemon, one-shot
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,746 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 392 - Follows: 37 - Published: 11/28/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Breakfast Surprise by DarkBlysse reviews
Sasuke wakes up to find that Naruto's making him breakfast for a romantic treat. What Naruto doesn't realize is what Sasuke really wants to pour the maple syrup all over isn't the pancakes. PWP
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,620 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 7 - Published: 11/21/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Beautiful Boyfriend by No Going Back reviews
Here I am, lying in the embrace of my beautiful boyfriend, Edward Cullen, basking in pure ecstasy while floating down from by far, the greatest high of my life… Mature. "First Time" story.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,685 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 6 - Published: 11/20/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
A Second Chance by sleepyseven reviews
The Sequel to 'James Returns'. Bella is trying to deal with her feelings for James but something is telling her it's not over. Edward is having a hard time adjusting to the new Bella. Rating for all kinds of naughtiness and language. Please R&R!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 35 - Words: 50,398 - Reviews: 575 - Favs: 317 - Follows: 93 - Updated: 11/19/2008 - Published: 11/4/2008 - Bella, James - Complete
Daikirai by Ciiah reviews
Spoiler warning. An "And-then-what?"-fic. Sasu-Naru. Konoha forgave Sasuke, but the person who Sasuke needed the most, didn't. Darkness, depression, post-war, romance.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,518 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 7 - Published: 11/15/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Itachi's Sunshine by TanukiRaccoon reviews
Naruto asks one too many questions while chained to a wall. Does he want to know Itachi’s response? ItaNaru, yaoi, lemon, Four-Shot. Starts off with OOC Itachi but changes after the 1st one-shot!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 13,775 - Reviews: 164 - Favs: 653 - Follows: 135 - Updated: 11/13/2008 - Published: 9/28/2008 - Naruto U., Itachi U. - Complete
A New Beginning by Blank183 reviews
Collab with Bacatlover! "Sakura," he whispered. She looked above to see his Sharingan glowing in the dark, "I said I'm not letting you go this time."
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,905 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 283 - Follows: 49 - Published: 11/11/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
She's Worth It by Channy-Chann reviews
Because in the end, Haruno Sakura is worth it all. Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,652 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/7/2008 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Art Model by dollegirl reviews
Bella needs money. Her friend convinces her to pose nude for an art class. One-Shot.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,206 - Reviews: 823 - Favs: 3,322 - Follows: 589 - Published: 11/7/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Ineffably F able by MythNLynx reviews
Upon coming home late one night, Usagi-san finds quite the surprise waiting for him! UsagiXMisaki--Junjo Romanticist. Please R&R! Thanks!
Junjō Romantica - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,096 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 133 - Follows: 19 - Published: 11/4/2008 - Complete
The Garage by dm's princess reviews
Takes place right after Eclipse. One shot. Bell and Jacob alone in his garage....
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,751 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 26 - Published: 11/4/2008 - Bella, Jacob - Complete
No Day but Today by Crittab reviews
Rent- Mimi and Roger spend time together after Maureen's show. Note strong M rating. Complete.
RENT - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,179 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 18 - Published: 10/24/2008 - Roger D., Mimi M. - Complete
I Love You, Aniki by Profound Yaoi reviews
ONESHOT Itachi has to give Sasuke 'the talk' while their parents are on a long mission. Warnings: Yoai, ItaSasu, incest, masturbation, semi-graphic lemon. Don't like, don't read. Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto. COMPLETE
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,008 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 218 - Follows: 27 - Published: 10/16/2008 - Itachi U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Fireflies by Babycobweb reviews
Songfic. Naruto was raped by Sasuke and these are his thoughts. Rated for subject and rape is not descriptive.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 629 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/27/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Blood to Blood by XhexaniaRose reviews
There has always been a relationship between Yuki and Zero, but it takes one night when he walks in on her just out of the shower to set things off. Yuki doesn't just offer her blood anymore, but herself..... ZeroXYuki......Lemon... oneshot
Vampire Knight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,735 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 351 - Follows: 52 - Published: 9/21/2008 - Zero K., Yuki C. - Complete
Ritual by Klei reviews
After Naruto dragged Sasuke back to Konoha, the two began to once again do their thing every night... Lemon, SasuNaru, Masochist!Naruto, whip, vibrator, etc.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,430 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 139 - Follows: 26 - Published: 9/13/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Demolished Barriers by lemonjuice25 reviews
Edward's been acting differently lately. As he watches her awake from sleep, Edward and Bella make their first freshly squeezed lemon juice together - take the hint. first lemon fanfic. R&R! E/B *tell me if you want more than a one-shot, might make story*
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,277 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 9/6/2008 - Published: 8/28/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Affinity by stephi-247 reviews
Sequel to A Little Something Between Friends Sasuke returns to Konoha after three years to find not everything is quite how he left it.... SasuNaru NaruSai
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 13 - Words: 30,970 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 8/30/2008 - Published: 10/5/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Pull the Trigger by peaceful abyss reviews
What do you want?" Such a simple question, he smirked. Her naïve personality lured him in like a predator to its prey. Her eyes stared curiously into his own dark orbs. He leaned closer to the girl, and a ghost of a whisper graced his lips. "I want you."
Shugo Chara! - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,510 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 8/29/2008 - Published: 8/24/2008 - Amu H., Ikuto T. - Complete
Pimp My Sculptor by dead drifter reviews
Epic Rape. The Akatsuki are running low on funds, so Pein decides to pimp Deidara out to the rest of the ninja world. A little humor, angst, drama, romance, even horror thrown in!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 11,105 - Reviews: 182 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 8/3/2008 - Published: 3/3/2008 - Sasori, Deidara
I Love You by Deserted Eternity reviews
Soubi discovers the meaning behind the old saying, "you reap what you sow." RitsukaxSoubi smut. a pointless lemon to appease my Muse.
Loveless - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,365 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/18/2008 - Complete
The Sadist by Klei reviews
Naruto had PLANNED on going to meet Choji at Ichiraku's. Turns out Sasuke decided to drag him to the Uchiha compound for something else. SasuNaru yaoi, and a lemon lasting the whole chapter. You've been warned.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,223 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 168 - Follows: 25 - Published: 6/7/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Broken Body by Torean reviews
He clapped his hands once more. Nothing. "What am I without alchemy?" he asked. The reply: "Mine." -This fic is currently being revised. Warning: contains rape and other adult situations.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 15,577 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 6/4/2008 - Published: 3/3/2008 - Edward E., Roy M. - Complete
Zero Tolerance by VampireWriter144 reviews
After a mysterious arguement with Kaname, Zero storms off and a concerned Yuki follows, determined to discover what's wrong. What she learns shocks her and pernamently changes her relationship with Zero. Yuki/Zero. 1 of 5 HTRB arc
Vampire Knight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 15,213 - Reviews: 167 - Favs: 658 - Follows: 100 - Published: 5/18/2008 - Yuki C., Zero K. - Complete
Just Another Day by Thee.Azn.Persuasion reviews
Maybe the handcuffs weren't such a bad idea after all. LxLight, Yaoi, Lemon. Oneshot. R&R.
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,927 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 8 - Published: 3/28/2008 - L, Light Y. - Complete
Educational Experience by Nilahxapiel reviews
Crack. Raito and Misa get it on. Ryuuzaki, who is chained to Raito at the time, has something to say about it. Quite a few things, actually.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,150 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 202 - Follows: 16 - Published: 3/23/2008 - L, Light Y. - Complete
A Fate Worse Than Death? by Thee.Azn.Persuasion reviews
L is at his weakest point...will Light be able to resist the temptations? Or will he take his passion for the man above and beyond? LightxL, Lemon, Oneshot
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,285 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 6 - Published: 3/14/2008 - L, Light Y. - Complete
Dr Speech by iluvEdo reviews
Uzumaki Naruto has become a mute due to a horrid past so he is bribed to see a speech pathologist, a famous one in fact. Uchiha Sasuke. But what if this doctor never failed a client once? But how you ask? He’s an Uchiha of course. Yaoi, SasuNaru, One-shot
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,403 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 363 - Follows: 44 - Published: 2/24/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Silver Lining by Cynchick reviews
Sequel to Perception. Eight years ago they said goodbye forever. Now, when they have both lost everything, fate has thrown them together again in the most unlikely of ways. DeiSaku.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 118,305 - Reviews: 1497 - Favs: 1,611 - Follows: 427 - Updated: 2/19/2008 - Published: 10/5/2007 - Deidara, Sakura H. - Complete
Ritual Pornograph by dead drifter reviews
HidanDeidara/ HiDei. Yaoi. Oneshot. Deidara is hogging the bathroom, and Hidan decides to punish him for his insolence. Rated for graphic sex, blood, violence, and well, general Hidan-ness.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,962 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 138 - Follows: 16 - Published: 2/8/2008 - Hidan, Deidara - Complete
Tsumi to Batsu by papercut ai reviews
Hidan x Deidara. Hidan wants Deidara. General kink, bloodplay, language, and boysmut. A request fic for Zileto.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,583 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/13/2008 - Deidara, Hidan - Complete
Christmas Confessions by Cynchick reviews
Sakura convinces Kakashi that spending Christmas together is better than being alone, and they both learn that the best gifts are the ones you never expected to receive. KakaSaku
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,211 - Reviews: 207 - Favs: 761 - Follows: 72 - Published: 12/14/2007 - Kakashi H., Sakura H. - Complete
Elephant Woman by vague.poppyseed reviews
Temari has always despised sweet, soft things. TemariHinata implicitexplicit yuri
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 806 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/9/2007 - Temari, Hinata H. - Complete
Object of Lust by Hope4love92 reviews
During a mission, Sasuke comes in contact with a odd black powder. Pairings: SasuNaru,KakaIru,GaaLee,ShinKiba
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 19,176 - Reviews: 445 - Favs: 675 - Follows: 260 - Updated: 11/30/2007 - Published: 8/7/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Perception by Cynchick reviews
The Akatsuki think Sakura will be the perfect bait to lure the Kyuubi but they get a whole lot more than they planned for. A story about the blurred line between good and evil and how what we think we know can be proven very wrong. ItaSaku
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 140,125 - Reviews: 1952 - Favs: 2,924 - Follows: 626 - Updated: 10/5/2007 - Published: 5/26/2007 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
Sasuke's Mom by fullmetalcanchan reviews
A parody of Stacy's Mom with an Uchihacest twist. [Sasuke's mom has got it going on. Sasuke can't you see you're just not the brother for me. I know it might be wrong, but I'm in love with my own mom.][Crack]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 541 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 5 - Published: 7/10/2007 - Itachi U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Akatsuki Karaoke by cutiedogsapphire reviews
Crack fic of the Akatsuki made by moi! Every year the Akatsuki has a special event, that no one liked. Rated M for language, by, of course, Hidan!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,504 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/4/2007 - Deidara, Itachi U.
A Toy's Life by Dead Uchiha reviews
Oh WTF? Sasuke and Itachi are helpless plushies under the possession of one evil little girl! Oh no! How much more awful could it get? [Uchihacest,TOYS,NC,MM,YAOI,AU,Parody] Quite possibly the most effed up thing I've ever written. Crack.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,701 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 19 - Published: 10/1/2006 - Sasuke U., Itachi U. - Complete
Summer Technology by Icarusy reviews
In which Itachi, Team 7, a laptop, and the joys of discovering adultffnet are included. [crack!fic]
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,686 - Reviews: 197 - Favs: 372 - Follows: 42 - Published: 1/25/2005 - Itachi U. - Complete
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Ice Box reviews
Itachi Uchiha was known for being a quiet, sadistic bastard who didn't care. After kidnapping Sakura Haruno, will his Ice Box like attitude fade away? ItaSaku Rated M for sexual content and strong language
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,299 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 1/31/2009 - Published: 11/8/2008 - Itachi U., Sakura H.
Toy Games reviews
Naruto was taken into captivity after desperately trying to rescue Sasuke. By whom? None other than the Itachi Uchiha. Itachi, rather than forcing the kyuubi out of him, keeps the blond as a pet; a toy. MM Yaoi
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,480 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 55 - Published: 1/19/2009 - Itachi U., Naruto U.