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Name: Roxy :D
Hair Color: Light Brown but I'm actually a blond (Ahh...the beauty of hair dye)
Eye Color: Hazel though they appear to be brown
Orientation: Ha, straight up lesbian (Yaoi/Yuri supporter in the hiz-house)
Country: USA! USA!
Personality: Random, Bizarre, Emo-ish, Corrupt, Outgoing, and Intelligent (YEP! I'm smartackles! :D)
Anime/Manga: Naruto, Loveless, Bleach, Death Note, Inuyasha, Code Geass(?)
Books: TWILIGHT, Harry Potter, Nineteen Minutes, Second Glance
Movies: (Hopefully) Twilight, Sweeney Todd XD
Current Top 3 Yaoi Favs:
Top 3 Couples:
Number your twelve favorite Naruto characters (in no particular order) and answer the following questions:
1. Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fan-fic before?
Ans: (Sakura/Pein) Um...I don't believe so...maybe?
2. Do you think Four is hot? How hot?
Ans: (Deidara) YESH! This motherfucker is sexy as FUCK!
3. What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?
Ans: (Kisame/Hinata) XD Hiashi wouldn't like this!
4. Do you recall any fan-fics about Nine?
Ans: (Neji) Many actually. My fave was called: How to Remove a Curse Mark.
5. Would Two and Six make a good couple?
Ans: (Hidan/Sakura) Well...Maybe...-begins pondering-
6. Five/Nine or Five/Ten?
Ans: (Tobi/Neji) or (Tobi/Kakashi) Tobi/Kakashi! :D
7. What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex?
Ans: (Sasuke) (Hidan/Kisame) Sasuke would probably be even more disturbed by the Akatsuki.
8. Make up a summary for a Three/Ten fanfic.
Ans: (Sasori/Kakashi) "This is for my parents," the red-head growled as he raised his kunai. Kakashi is captured by the red-head with dangerous plans. Could it lead to something more? Rape Oral M/M
9. Is there any such thing as One/Eight fluff?
Ans: (Itachi/Hinata) Yeah. There are many on this site and many others.
10. Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve Hurt/Comfort fic.
Ans: (Sasuke/Kisame) On My Honor
11. What kind of plot would you use if you wanted Four to de-flower One?
Ans: (Deidara/Itachi?) Romance/Angst
12. Does anyone on your friends list read Three het?
Ans: (Sasori) Yeah. Many of them do.
13. Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven?
Ans: (Pein) Nah. My friends don't like him much. I think Joi-chan talked about him in one of her stories though..
14. Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five?
Ans: (Hidan/Deidara/Tobi) -clears throat- I highly doubt that.
15. What might Ten scream at a moment of great passion?
Ans: (Kakashi) Kakashi's too much of a man to scream at a moment of passion. He would probably moan or groan or something
16. If you wrote a song-fic about eight, what song would you choose?
Ans: (Hinata) My December: Linkin Park
17. If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be?
Ans: (Itachi/Sakura/Kisame) WARNING: Rape, Toys, and Emo-ness
18. What might be a good pick-up line for Ten to use on Two?
Ans: (Kakashi/Hidan) ...D: I'm sorry but I'm too much of a Hidan fan to so this.
19. How might Eleven describe a relationship between Two and Eight?
Ans: (Hidan/Hinata) THEY DON'T KNOW EACH OTHER! D:
20. How emo is Seven?
Ans:(Sasuke) XD I didn't do this on purpose! LOL! Sasuke is EXTREMELY emo.
"My element is water!" "Mines Fire!" "MINES FRIED CHICKEN!": My friend Brooklin felt compelled to be a complete retard...-shakes head-
"I WANT YO BOD!": Gabby's 'pick up line'...-shiver-
"When the rich wage war, it's the poor who die.": It makes since, huh?
"What is I'm not a hero , what if I'm...the bad guy?": -squeal- MARRY ME EDWARD!
ItaSaku: Ice Box
Dei/Saku: My December
THE NARUTARD SURVEY: NARUTARDS UNITE!
1. Who is your favorite Naruto character(s)? -looks at list above-
2. What is your favorite pairing(s)? ...Scroll up and look...
3. Are you a Naruto yaoi or hentai fan? -sigh- Um...Both. But if I HAD to choose it would be yaoi.
4. Ever cosplayed Naruto characters? If so, who, where and how many times? Yep. I cosplayed as Hinata Hyuga. At home and with friends. and 5 times.
5. List your collection of Naruto junk and merchandise, if any: Posters, Books, Magazines, Stickers, and a headband. :D
6. Have you ever felt that you were destined to be with a Naruto character? Yep. I'm just that crazy.
7. NaruHina or KibaHina? NaruHina
8. SasuSaku or SasuNaru? Well...Both.
9. Which team is your favorite? Team Kakashi
10. Do you support the Obito theory (Tobi=Obito)? I used to. THEN I read ahead in teh manga...
11. Do you support the 'Yondaime is Naruto's father' theory? Yep. It just all makes sense!
12. Your favorite Akatsuki member? Tobi! Though I love ALL the Akatsuki members
13. Are you Pro-Sasuke or Anti-Sasuke? I lean towards Pro-Sasuke
14. Have you seen all Naruto episodes so far (including Shippuden and fillers)? Nah, I'm not that obsessed...-shifty eyes-
15. Have you read all the chapters so far? Yeah. I OWN all the books.
16. Do you believe Naruto has ADD? Sometimes I wonder.
17. Sub or dub? Ugh, dub. Only because I can barley read teh subs anymore...
18. Pro-Sakura or Anti-Sakura? I've grown to respect Sakura so...Pro-Sakura
19. Tobi = Annoying or funny? FUNNY! :D I WUV Tobi!
20. Do you even know who Tobi is? ...O.o Yeah...
21. Gai = Sexy beast or Ugly nerd? Ugly NERD!
22. Which character would be the best cross dresser? Haku or Neji...XD
23. Rock Lee = Weird or Awesome? Both
24. Which character would be best OOC? Itachi.
25. Do you like Naruto fanfics? ...What kind of question is that? I think I made that point quite clear...
26. Do you write Naruto fanfics? ...YES! DX
27. Do you like lemons? Heh, yep.
29. Have you watched the Naruto Abridged Series? Lol Yeah
30. Have you seen The Naruto Ultimate Fanflashes? Yep. Very funny
31. Have you ever gotten someone else hooked on Naruto? My brother and little sister.
32. Have you ever been drawing Naruto in school and has someone recognized it? No. I can't draw for crap!
33. Have you ever been in class drawing Naruto and the teacher came up to you and said 'WTF is this?? ...Look up...
34. Has Naruto affected your school life and grades? No.
35. Are you broke thanks to Naruto? O.o No
36. Do you want to read Icha Icha Paradise? YES!
37. Do you support the 'Yondaime is the Akatsuki Leader' theory? Wtf? We all know who it is...-coughMadaracough-
38. Do you draw Naruto fan art? If so, count how many there are in your gallery. NO!
39. Is Sasuke still sexy in his second stage of the cursed seal? EW! FUCK NO!
40. Do you have a Naruto OC? Yeah, Maiko Takahashi and her twin, Akane Kawasak
41. Looking back at some of your answers, do you think Naruto has taken over your life? ...Hell Yeah...
To all readers: My life is back on track again. And I'm going to stop being so damn lazy! I'll be sure to update ALL stories in in all due time. By the way, if you don't like a story, don't be a TOTAL BITCH about it, kay?
Jan 4: My story, All It Took, will be rewritten to any readers. :D Sorry, for the inconvenience.
March 13: So, I've been gone awhile, right?? Sorry, I just broke up with my girlfriend and that threw off my mojo for writing. It'll take a week for me to update, okay??
Pick the ones that fit you (Mine will be Italic)
I'M SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz.
I'm JAMAICAN, so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN, so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I must have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terriost.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenience store.
I'm Native AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...
I'm a DANCER, so I MUST be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I wear SKIRTS, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a big DICK.
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER AND ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be gay.
I have BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe. (All girls have boobs... sheesh)
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and that's how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I MUST be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO.
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.
I'm a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.
I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I must be ugly...or crazy.
I'm BLACK so I must love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm BI so I MUST think every girl I see is hot.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm ASIAN, so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7.
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be fucked up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in a BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA.
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect.
I'm WHITE and have black friends so i MUST think I'm black.
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil
I love SHOPPING, so i MUST be rich.
I'm an OG so I must be mexican.
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