Emedy Linaira
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Poll: I'm writing another Mortal Instruments story, and I don't know if I should kill off Jace or not...the story's about how that night before Jace went off to find Sebastian/Jonathan, what if Jace really did have sex with Clary? Should Jace die? Vote Now!
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Joined 09-11-08, id: 1690769, Profile Updated: 06-01-10
Author has written 3 stories for Avatar: Last Airbender, and Mortal Instruments.

Hello, I'm Emedy Linaira. Pronounced EH-muh-dee Lynn-AIR-uh. I stopped coming on this site for a long time, but now I'm back (and updating my profile)! Well, first of all, I love reading and writing. In my class, I'm the girl who reads too much, and the second smartest, but that doesn't matter. There are three series I love and am obsessed with: the Mortal Instruments, Percy Jackson, and the Hunger Games. I actually haven't finished Catching Fire, 'cause, well, I checked it out from the public library and then somebody STOLE IT and now it's gone. I had to pay a freaking $17.99 for it and I just can't believe it had to get STOLEN before I finished it. But I found out what happens on Wikipedia. But nothing can compare the real thing. (Wow, I would worry more about the fact I never finished it than the fact that I have to pay for it.) Anyways, you HAVE to read Mortal Instruments--awesomest series ever!! READ. IT. NOW. Besides, Jace's in it! (Can I possibly fall deeper?) heh. JACE.

I've been playing piano since I was four and I like all kinds of music, but mostly pop and R&B. My favorite singers are Taylor Swift and Lady Gaga--who has a very unique and interesting style that is very appealing. so shut up. (Lady Gaga's not a guy, by the way, those are just crazy rumors that you really should ignore)

I have one story for Mortal Instruments up, it's Until Death Do Us Part. I previously wrote two stories for Avatar: the Last Airbender, but I kinda don't like that show anymore, so I'm kinda discontinuing them. You canstill view the first chapters of both. And if you want me to keep writing for those stories, please review them, then MAYBE I'll update them.

I am me!

I am the girl that doesn't go to school dances, or games, and when I do go, I sit in a corner and read a book. I am the girl that people look through when I say something. I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the girl that people call weird and a freak either behind my back or to my face. I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on MySpace, or talking to a girlfriend on a cell phone or regular phone. I am the girl that hasn't been asked out in a year. I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain. BUT I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn’t care if people call her weird (it's a compliment), who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who loves and is obsessed with The Mortal Instruments and Inheritance, who can express herself better with words than actions, who doesn't need a guy to complete her, and knows the importance of the little things. Copy and paste this onto your account, and add your name to the list, if you are anything like me, so the girls who are different and unique can know in their weakest time that they are unique but not alone.

Things that make me different from everybody else:

-I do not obsess over my looks.

-I have not read Twilight, nor seen any of the movies, and do not plan to.

-I do not think Robert Pattinson is hot (or sexy, for that matter. That's Jace. Too bad he doesn't exist). But I do think Taylor Lautner is hot, so I'm Team Jacob. But only for that reason.

-I think Mortal Instruments is awesome, no matter how much some people think it sucks.

-I am like, IN LOVE with Jace. Kinda like those brain dead fangirls over Edward. But there's a difference: Edward fans are braindead. Jace fans are not. Because no matter how perfect Edward is, NOBODY in the world is ever perfect--not even Jace.

-I read more than I'm assigned to, which is 20 minutes, and probably the fastest reader in my class. But maybe only because I read so much, so it seems like I'm a fast reader.

-I don't wear makeup. Like I said before, I don't obsess over my looks.

-I'm not the athletic type. I don't like running or anything that requires physical exertion. But my mom forces me to take tennis, which sucks.

-I spend my time on the Internet reading fan fictions and going on Deviant Art. Not on YouTube, because I'm not allowed. But I do go on Facebook.

-I like reading books with blood and gore. But no modern day fights. People die too easily when you can just point a gun at somebody's head. But I also sometimes find that I like some romance. Mostly Meg Cabot though. I like romantic comedies.

-Sarah Dessen is AWESOME. Read her books.

-I like writing. Though I don't like writing assignments. They bore me.

-I like reading really thick books, preferably over 400 pages. But I do read the occasional 300 page book, though it has to be by a good author, like Meg Cabot. (But I don't plan on writing fan fiction for any of her books)

-I do not like the Jonas Brothers. But then, who does?

-Ditto Miley Cyrus

-I like the books better than the movies. (Dude, that Eragon movie was an epic fail)

-I talk to myself often--I find that if I voice my thoughts, it makes it easier for me to make sense of them and actually get something from some of the really random trains of thoughts

-I just realized today, after presenting my geography project, that it's easier for me to express myself on paper than verbally.

Calling me FAKE won't make you REAL,

Calling me STUPID won't make you SMART,

Calling me WEAK won't make you STRONG,

Calling me UGLY won't make you PRETTY,

Calling me POOR won't make you RICH,

Calling me FAT won't make you SKINNY,

Calling me UNCOOL wont make you COOL,

So why bother?

Current favorite song: Your Love is My Drug, by Ke$ha (I said 'current' because my favorite song keeps on changing. It's weird. But then, I'm weird. And crazy, for that matter)

Current favorite book: City of Glass

Favorite quotes: (You can tell that I love Jace and the Mortal Instruments)

"Shadowhunters: Looking Better in Black Than the Widows of our Enemies Since 1234." --Jace Lightwood, City of Bones

"Just coffee--black, like my soul." --Clary, City of Bones

"...Have you fallen in love with the wrong person yet?'
Jace said, "Unfortunately, Lady of the Haven, my one true love remains myself."
..."At least," she said, "you don't have to worry about rejection, Jace Wayland."
"Not necessarily. I turn myself down occasionally, just to keep it interesting." --Jace Lightwood and Madame Dorothea, City of Bones

"It's the Mortal Cup, Jace, not the Mortal Toilet Bowl." --Isabelle, City of Bones

"That sounds terrific. Just you, your comatose wife, your shell-shocked son, and your daughter who hates your guts. Not to mention your kids may be in love with each other. Yeah, that sounds like the perfect family reunion." --Clary, City of Bones

“I’m pure at heart. It repels the dirt.” --Isabelle, City of Ashes

"Is standing by the window muttering about blood something he does all the time?"
"No, sometimes he sits on the couch and does it." --Simon Lewis and Jace Lightwood, City of Ashes

"I used to think being a good warrior meant not caring. About anything, myself especially. I took every risk I could. I flung myself in the path of demons. I think I gave Alec a complex about what kind of fighter he was, just because he wanted to live. I alway thought love made you stupid. Made you weak. A bad shadowhunter. To love is to destroy. I believed that. And then I met you. You were a mundane. Weak. Not a fighter. Never trained. And then I saw how much you loved your mother, loved Simon, and how you'd walk into hell to save them--love didn't make you weak, it made you stronger than anyone I'd ever met. And I realized I was the one who was weak." --Jace Lightwood, City of Glass

"There is no pretending. I love you, and I will love you until I die, and if there's life after that, I'll love you then." --Jace Lightwood, City of Glass (favorite. Jace. quote. EVER. besides, its sweet!!)

"You're so easy to tease. And yes, your friend is just fine. Well, except that he keeps putting all my things away and trying to clean up. Now I can't find anything. He's compulsive." --Magnus Bane

"Have you tried talking to her?"
"No. We have been punching her in the face repeatedly. What, you don't think that will work?" --Simon Lewis and Jace Lightwood, City of Glass

"I don't want to be a man, I want to be an angst-ridden teenager who can't to confront his own inner demons and takes it out verbally on other people instead." --Jace Lightwood, City of Ashes

"When life gives you lemons, make lemonade, and then throw it in the face of the person who gave it to you until they give you the oranges you originally asked for." --Jace Lightwood, City of Bones

"I was never weak; I just have powerful enemies." --Eragon, Brisingr

I mean, I can go on and on and on, I have so many favorite quotes!!

Hottest fictional guys:

JACE LIGHTWOOD, Mortal Instruments--must I explain? Um, WAYYY better than Edward and Jacob!! How can you not love him??

JESSE/HECTOR DE SILVA, Mediator--heehee. he's a ghost--and SOO HOT

PERCY JACKSON, Percy Jackson and the Olympians--green eyes!! faint

HARRY POTTER, Harry Potter--again, green eyes!! And the super cool lightning scar XD

FANG, Maximum Ride--I was never much for talkative guys.

Favorite fictional couples:

JACE AND CLARY, Mortal Instruments--dude. it's like, THE pairing!! The perfect example to how powerful love can really be.

MAGNUS AND ALEC, Mortal Instruments--slash, but who cares? Opposites attract!

PERCY AND ANNABETH, Percy Jackson and the Olympians--sigh, the joys of young love. (dunno where that came from. I'm only 12 myself--I think its a Dumbledore quote...) besides, they're so cute!

MAX AND FANG, Maximum Ride--when I finish reading Fang (ha I read on wikipedia what happens) I'm going to kill him for leaving Max, no matter how good his reasons were.

HARRY AND GINNY, Harry Potter--who else does Harry have? Hermione? Cho?

~Emedy Linaira

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Chasing A Rock Star by ThunderBoltsAndLightning reviews
Jace and Clary, famous for hating each other as well as being huge in the music industry reunite and are forced to play nice when they sign on as lovers in an upcoming film, Chasing A Rock Star. 1st Place Winner for AH Story and 2nd Place winner over all.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 27,268 - Reviews: 743 - Favs: 645 - Follows: 543 - Updated: 2/29/2012 - Published: 6/12/2010 - Clary F., Jace W. - Complete
Return To Me by CharLit-le reviews
Clary Fray has lost her memory. Simple as that. No memory of Jace, Isabelle or her other life. She moves to California to start again with new friends and even a boy friend. Yet when her memories start coming back, what will happen?
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 14 - Words: 51,729 - Reviews: 184 - Favs: 132 - Follows: 165 - Updated: 5/23/2011 - Published: 1/5/2010 - Clary F.
When It Rains by November Rising reviews
When you accidently blow up half your school with a hurricane, you know you aren't normal.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 31,976 - Reviews: 155 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 11/1/2010 - Published: 5/9/2010 - Percy J., Annabeth C. - Complete
Shadowhunter Scraps by Glitter Poisoned My Blood reviews
A set of note style stories between the characters of MI. Rated 'T' for sexual references/innuendos and author craziness. Canon pairings as well as completely obscure ones. Reader Discretion is advised for those who wish to keep their sanity.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 11,141 - Reviews: 129 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 9/25/2010 - Published: 4/25/2010 - Complete
The Drabble Dwelling by oneoffour111 reviews
A collection of ficlets, all under 1,000 words each, with various characters and pairings. Includes Paul/Sally, Nico/Rachel, and of course, Percy/Annabeth. More information inside!
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 3,966 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 8/17/2010 - Published: 5/20/2010
Why Did It Happen To Me? by November Rising reviews
The poor woman didn't even know who he was until her pregnancy.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,594 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/16/2010 - Apollo - Complete
Echoes of Our Memories by lonerboy86 reviews
Annabeth dies in the final battle against Kronos in TLO, and Percy accepts the offer to become a god. Twelve years later, a girl who looks exactly like Annabeth shows up at Camp Half-Blood, and things start to get really "complicated."
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,393 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 7/14/2010 - Published: 6/17/2010 - Percy J., Annabeth C.
P r i n c e O f T i m e by StarofCalamity reviews
ALTERNATE TLO ENDING When the only way to permanently defeat Kronos is to give his powers to someone else, and Percy is chosen, he has to become "God Of Time". Catapulted through time, and not yet in control of his powers? Just an ordinary day...
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,821 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 6/24/2010 - Published: 5/21/2010 - Percy J.
At the Bar by wisegirlindisguise reviews
One late night at the bar leads to one crazy encounter. What has Annabeth become after being parted form camp and Percy for FIVE YEARS!
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 36 - Words: 91,990 - Reviews: 1335 - Favs: 611 - Follows: 310 - Updated: 6/9/2010 - Published: 2/21/2010 - Percy J., Annabeth C. - Complete
My Fault by BlondeHairBlueEyes14 reviews
One-Shot. Isabelle goes to visit someone's grave. Who's? She is harbouring a secret that she has kept to herself for years. She needs someone to talk to and she just might find it in herself to be happy once again. Please read I worked really Hard.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Spiritual/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 704 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/9/2010 - Clary F., Isabelle L. - Complete
Why One Must Not Attempt To Analyze A Child Genius by fiercejinx reviews
"Artemis Fowl had retired half a dozen counselors from St. Barleby's already this year." Here's how. Six chapters, one for each psychologist losin' it.'
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 18,547 - Reviews: 404 - Favs: 1,348 - Follows: 283 - Updated: 6/4/2010 - Published: 5/20/2010 - Artemis F. - Complete
So Much Brighter by theprincess1511 reviews
To commemorate their small moments, humorous arguments and unimaginably adorable schemes, I present to you, the official Percabeth One-Shot Collection!
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,452 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 4/30/2010 - Published: 3/14/2010 - Percy J., Annabeth C.
Hook, Line, and Sinker by Phoenix Satori reviews
The first time he meets her, she’s drowning herself in his ocean. ::Poseidon/Sally::
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,323 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 133 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 4/12/2010 - Published: 1/30/2010 - Poseidon, Sally J. - Complete
3 Ways Percy and Annabeth Could've Gotten Married by greenconverses reviews
Three possible wedding scenarios for Percy and Annabeth, and the one way they actually got married. Percy/Annabeth fluff. Futurefic.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,586 - Reviews: 151 - Favs: 505 - Follows: 59 - Published: 11/11/2009 - Annabeth C., Percy J. - Complete
Better Late Than Never by greenconverses reviews
When you’re a demigod, especially the demigod son of Poseidon, you’re almost never guaranteed to be on time for anything other than a fight. Not even your own senior prom. Percy/Annabeth, post-TLO.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,641 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 652 - Follows: 88 - Published: 7/16/2009 - Percy J., Annabeth C. - Complete
Cheater, Cheater by greenconverses reviews
In which Percy joins the Goode High School swim team, Annabeth continues to not make things easy for him, and underwater kissing is involved. Again. Post-TLO, Percy/Annabeth fluff.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,137 - Reviews: 301 - Favs: 1,741 - Follows: 266 - Published: 6/19/2009 - Percy J., Annabeth C. - Complete
Invulnerable and Invincible by greenconverses reviews
There are a few things Annabeth Chase likes about having an mostly invulnerable boyfriend. Spoilers for The Last Olympian. Percy/Annabeth.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,761 - Reviews: 261 - Favs: 1,593 - Follows: 218 - Published: 5/9/2009 - Annabeth C., Percy J. - Complete
Aang's And Others' Fan Fictions by samtana reviews
Pointless fun. Read only if you like fun. Everyone gets a chance to ridicule shipping. Ch. 3: Toph loves to write epic fan fiction about her awesome earth bending adventures. Yeah, about that.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,620 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 1/1/2009 - Published: 11/9/2008
Secret Admirer by faitm8 reviews
when hermione gets a note in class, she is suprised, excited, even. what happens when this note continues through out the school year? and what is Ron hiding? ronxhermione i know, bad summary... check it out anyway! it will make me smile!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,375 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 11/2/2008 - Published: 10/16/2008 - Hermione G., Ron W.
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Until Death Do Us Part reviews
Jace and Clary have finally settled down into a content life, married and with a little girl. But when something terrible happens, how will Jace deal with the aftermath? First attempt, please R&R! JxC, lemon 2nd chapter. Rated T to be safe. (if you're hoping for another chapter, stop lol it's been 6 years.)
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,860 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 24 - Published: 6/1/2010 - Clary F., Jace W.
The Avatar I'm Bored Show! reviews
This is a reality show-based fan fiction written when I was bored. It is supposed to be funny, I am not known for my jokes so be aware and please submit reviews that could help me write better. First attempt. Kataang, Zutara, Maiko later in FF.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,389 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 1/12/2009 - Published: 12/14/2008
Fiery Earth: Leaving Me Behind reviews
Katuna faced the challenge of running away. But she gathered courage, and succeeded. But now her best friend who helped her face this challenge is gone. Forever. And Katuna has to find her. Even if she has to do it alone. DISCONTINUED.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,955 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 12/30/2008 - Published: 9/16/2008 - Toph