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Author has written 20 stories for Outsiders, Rocky Horror, Death Note, Hetalia - Axis Powers, and Scott Pilgrim.

space alien/film student/degenerate.

my name is hayley and maybe one day i'll delete some of the stupid crap i wrote in middle school, but today is not that day.

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Sweet Potato Sunset by Midori Cha reviews
Susie visits her orphaned cousins in Tulsa during the summer of 1966. She meets rogue and charmer Dallas Winston, befriends his fiery girlfriend Sylvia, and through their drama-plagued relationship, and Two-Bit Mathews' dry wit, she learns about romantic life on the East Side.
Outsiders - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 90,359 - Reviews: 247 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 136 - Updated: 2/23/2013 - Published: 12/24/2007 - Dallas W., Two Bit M.
Silent Treatment by Javanyet reviews
For Mike & Bonnie Chicago was a beginning, but Bonnie shuts Mike out when she believes he has betrayed her trust. With Peter's help Mike goes to great lengths to change her mind, learning more about her as he does.
Monkees - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 16,001 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 4/18/2012 - Published: 3/25/2012 - Mike, Peter - Complete
We Live To Die by gosharoony reviews
Live life to the fullest and die when you're ready. / drabble set after Johnny dies in the hospital. 2nd person pov.
Outsiders - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 824 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Published: 12/21/2011 - Dallas W. - Complete
Sometimes by Invited-Gatecrasher reviews
In the week following the murder of Bob Sheldon things are tough for everyone, including the outcasts of The Outsiders, Sandy and Sylvia. The two girls have their own stories to tell. Long one-shot.
Outsiders - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,182 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Published: 7/6/2011 - Sandy, Sylvia - Complete
Purgatory by we were here reviews
It's an ungodly hour of the morning between two a.m. and six a.m. and all you can think is: Purgatory. -Soda, second person POV
Outsiders - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 667 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/7/2011 - Sodapop C., Ponyboy C. - Complete
Beneath the Surface by some blue december reviews
There's more to their relationship than jail and cheating. No one else knows it, and half the time they don't know it themselves. A collection of real moments in Dallas and Sylvia's relationship.
Outsiders - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,853 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/1/2011 - Dallas W., Sylvia - Complete
Of Startling Revelations & AntiClimactic MarySues by sithmarauder reviews
A certain blonde, green-eyed nation isn't very pleased when a girl shows up at the World Conference meeting one day, claiming to be the long-lost love of... Austria? Crack. Multiple pairings. Request.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 980 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/13/2010 - Austria, Switzerland - Complete
Trials and Triumphs by BSBnACcHiCk reviews
A new story idea that dawned on me. Soda has autism. PreBook
Outsiders - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 14,462 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 11/10/2010 - Published: 12/9/2007 - Sodapop C., Darry C.
Alright by dinosaysRAWRrawr reviews
A fic I wrote upon request. More teeth rotting Zombie/Hanna fluff. : Zombie returns from a late night walk to find Hanna making yet another crane for him. Shameless gayety ensues. K for swearing.
Hanna is not a Boys Name - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,475 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/4/2010 - Zombie, Hanna F. - Complete
In Celebration of Mothers by Nakimochiku reviews
In which the family celebrates mothers' day. Without any actual mothers. FrUK family, oneshot, enjoy
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 578 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 12 - Published: 5/13/2010 - France, England/Britain - Complete
What You Have by Nakimochiku reviews
Everything, everything she had, Natalia wanted. Russia x Ukraine, Russia x Belarus, Belarus x Ukraine, oneshot, enjoy.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 872 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/23/2010 - Ukraine, Belarus - Complete
Far Away by the perfect imperfection reviews
TWTTIN tie-in. The war between the social classes is dying down, but not everyone is willing to let it go. And Christine Collins has read enough books to know that stories like these rarely have happy endings. OFC POV.
Outsiders - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 62,491 - Reviews: 231 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 82 - Updated: 9/25/2009 - Published: 11/27/2008 - Ponyboy C.
Because the Night by Li the Twilight Knight reviews
AU silliness. Foreign-exchange student Light Yagami just needed a place to stay over summer break. But he'll find more than he bargained for at Wammy's House...
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 27 - Words: 41,288 - Reviews: 253 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 113 - Updated: 8/4/2009 - Published: 11/8/2008 - Light Y., L
Fireflies by skrinkle reviews
One summer night at Wammy's as they make plans for the future, Matt realizes just how much his best friend means to him. Matt/Mello fluff.
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,632 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/27/2009 - Matt, Mello - Complete
Trash by zorrie reviews
Fear and amorous madness wind claws into my stomach that I can’t pull out, and Mello radiates supremacy...It's terrible. It's sick. It's wonderful. I hate it; it's my favorite fantasy. I can't stand it, I love it. It's disgusting. I don't want to stop it.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,860 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 19 - Published: 5/14/2009 - Matt, Mello - Complete
Con Grazia by Ekoaleko reviews
In which Gustafa awkwardly helps Lumina find her grace. And herself.
Harvest Moon - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,848 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 19 - Published: 5/13/2009 - Gustafa, Lumina - Complete
Cliche by zorrie reviews
This is the point at which they reach maximum velocity and hurtle into god-knows-what, with only jagged spikes waiting to catch them should they fall. Vague spoilers, not-quite-slash
Death Note - Rated: K - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,417 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Published: 4/30/2009 - Matt, Mello - Complete
Moments by yourholiness reviews
A series of unconnected events in the lives of Mello and Matt. There is no plot, there is no story, there are only moments. Each piece will be longer than a drabble, but shorter than a story.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 1,967 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 3/9/2009 - Published: 3/7/2009 - Mello, Matt
The Times and Life of an ExMafia Housewife by Shadow Dancer666 reviews
Now that Mello isn't in the Mafia anymore and he has his housewife duties, what is his daily life like? Crack, three-shot. MattxMello WARNINGS: foul language, smut, and violence
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 19,082 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 2/28/2009 - Published: 1/28/2009 - Mello, Matt - Complete
Ask Mello by Iris Noir reviews
Interactive, ask Mello any question you want. I said that I wouldn't re-post till Mello got 7 hits, but it seems he's convinced me to post with only 4....- -; More hits more posts!
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 4,310 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 2/15/2009 - Published: 10/16/2008 - Mello
The End Is Near by Tierfal reviews
A horrible day gets a bit bet - er, worse - when Mello discovers that a certain albino boy has disa-Neared. Matt, Mello, L, and Light set out to find him, come hell, high water, or chocolate shortages. Well, maybe not those. Matt/Mello, Light/L.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 61,931 - Reviews: 986 - Favs: 597 - Follows: 149 - Updated: 1/26/2009 - Published: 11/17/2008 - Light Y., L - Complete
The Dress Code by Bronxxy reviews
Whether it's an orange jumpsuit and a yellow cape, or a new dress and a oil stained work shirt, love is still love, no matter who you are or what you look like. The dress code's just a little different.
Outsiders - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,778 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 1/13/2009 - Published: 1/7/2009 - Steve R., Dallas W.
The Clothes I Wear MXM by Dukki-chan reviews
Mello doesn't appreciate being cast aside for Matt's gaming addiction. Let's see what happens when he tries to take away Matt's favorite toy. MXM. Yaoi!
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,095 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/11/2009 - Matt, Mello - Complete
Mistletoe Kiss by Anglerfish reviews
When Matt decorates the apartment for Christmas, he doesn't forget the most important part...the mistletoe. MattxMello fluff. Oneshot
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,760 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/28/2008 - Mello, Matt - Complete
Rebel Yell by JohnnyCadesChick reviews
There's just...something about him. Makes me wonder, but it makes me kinda scared." When the new girl in town becomes a greaser, her family is shunned. But she'll do anything for Johnny Cade...LAST CHAPTER UP!
Outsiders - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 42,520 - Reviews: 137 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 12/17/2008 - Published: 9/7/2008 - Johnny C. - Complete
You Can Breathe by SlvrSoleAlchmst1 reviews
Some shounen ai: Matt x Mello. "You waited for me in the rain, in the parking lot...." I still remember the time you soaked the passenger side of my car.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,041 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/12/2008 - Matt, Mello - Complete
Bite Me by Alzbeta Batoriova reviews
Evie has a little explaining to do for the strange mark on her neck.
Outsiders - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,244 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/9/2008 - Evie, Kathy - Complete
Unexpected Joy by ohhowmarvelous reviews
Magenta becomes pregnant with Riff-Raff's child. How do they deal with what they had never expected?
Rocky Horror - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 5,555 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 8/25/2008 - Published: 8/6/2008
Martyr by twentyfiveraven reviews
Mello, patron saint of gunslingers, burn victims, heartbreak, and needless sacrifice. Mello wholeheartedly agrees. Bad language, poetry, bitterness, and metaphors. And the retaliation. 1st part is Matt's, 2nd part is Mello's.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Spiritual - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,439 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 7/19/2008 - Published: 5/31/2008 - Matt, Mello - Complete
Poppies by Jengou reviews
Mello/Hal - their relationship is one of snark!
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,135 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 18 - Published: 3/24/2008 - Mello, Halle L. - Complete
Love and Smallpox by insufficientemotionalfunds reviews
Matt has a conundrum. He wants to know what the big deal with kissing is... but girls are gross. MelloMatt Just random Wammy's fluff.
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,791 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 265 - Follows: 14 - Published: 7/28/2007 - Mello, Matt - Complete
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(Breaking) Our Finest China reviews
52 moments in the lives of Kim Pine and Stephen Stills.
Scott Pilgrim - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,363 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Published: 6/4/2013 - Kim P., Stephen S. - Complete
Songs Against Sex
Sometimes, Kim likes Stephen. Stephen likes a lot of things.
Scott Pilgrim - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 739 - Favs: 3 - Published: 5/31/2013 - Kim P., Stephen S. - Complete
Best Friends, Loosely reviews
It's New Years Eve, and Stephen opts to hang out with Kim instead of going to Julie's party and trying to patch things up with her for the umpteenth time. Maybe a little bit AU.
Scott Pilgrim - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,833 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Published: 10/24/2012 - Stephen S., Kim P. - Complete
And I Swear in that Moment, We Stayed Gold reviews
Elvis is too mainstream, I mean, seriously. The hipstersiders just want to go dumpster diving and listen to Dr. Dog. Crackfic; AU.
Outsiders - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 694 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Published: 1/2/2012 - Dallas W., Johnny C.
Only in Threes reviews
They say that bad things happen in threes, and it's been years since Cherry told Ponyboy she could fall in love with Dallas Winston. Post-novel.
Outsiders - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,313 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 12/4/2011 - Published: 12/2/2011 - Cherry V., Ponyboy C.
Back in the USSR reviews
A compilation of cracky goodness, centric around a world where no one can behave like a functional family, and experiments are done on Latvia.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,650 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 1/22/2011 - Published: 1/15/2011 - Russia, Latvia
Of Christmas Cheer and Biological Impossibilities reviews
A hella-intense and very cracktastic Christmas adventure, in which Estonia mourns his love life and Lithuania gives birth in an alley. Oh, and some other stuff happens too, I guess. AU.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,730 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Published: 12/26/2010 - Lithuania, Russia - Complete
Things That Never Happened
Crackfic, AU. Francis and Gilbert are two average guys who like to place bets on their friends' sexualities. Ivan and Heracles are just trying to live their lives in peace. But, you know. That would be too easy.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,579 - Favs: 5 - Published: 9/25/2010 - Greece, Russia - Complete
Casimir Pulaski Day reviews
Songfic, AU. Madeline is dying of cancer. Alfred can't stop remembering. The Lord giveth and the Lord taketh away, and sometimes we don't understand it, but He never gives us more than we can handle.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Angst/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,415 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 9 - Published: 9/3/2010 - America, Canada - Complete
King of the Carrot Flowers reviews
Songfic. Matthew is a recluse, Alfred is stuck with a boy who hurts him. Yekaterina cries sometimes. Everyone has problems, but how they affect us lies in how they are handled.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,166 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 20 - Published: 6/7/2010 - America, Canada - Complete
November Blue reviews
Fluff, drabble. It's wintertime, and Matt wakes up early. Maybe a little bit AU.
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 411 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/4/2009 - Matt, Mello - Complete
Introspection reviews
Consisting of guns, and chaos, and the drawing of blood with teeth.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 303 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Published: 4/25/2009 - Matt, Mello - Complete
OMG Christmas! reviews
It's Christmas Eve, and just as things look like they could be slightly normal, Santa shows up to teach Dally the meaning of the season. Co-written by JohnnyCadesChick.
Outsiders - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,679 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/19/2008 - Dallas W., Evie - Complete
The Ultimate Death Note Story reviews
My brother's stupid, cracky story. It contains bad seventies music, the Power Rangers, Chuck Norris, and using the Death Note for bizarre deeds. I don't get it, either.
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 714 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/12/2008 - Light Y., L - Complete
The Anti Outsiders reviews
Just a psychotic girl scout's take on our favourite book.
Outsiders - Rated: K+ - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,677 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 6 - Published: 11/29/2008 - Ponyboy C. - Complete
Do You Like Cornbread? reviews
Sequel to Do You Like Biscuits?. It does not involve cornbread at all. Instead, it involves folk singing, Project Runway, crappy fashion design, and PUDDING. Be afraid, folks.
Outsiders - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 820 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 7 - Published: 11/21/2008 - Dallas W., Johnny C. - Complete
The Rocky Horror Greaser Show reviews
Dallas and Sylvia take a trip to see Curly at the reformatory. Can you say, Outsiders and Rocky Horror Picture Show crossover of ultimate doom?
Crossover - Rocky Horror & Outsiders - Rated: T - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 11 - Words: 11,137 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 10/29/2008 - Published: 9/29/2008 - Dallas W. - Complete
Do You Like Biscuits? reviews
Warning: Another REALLY goofy one. Johnny likes Canadian folk music, Soda likes biscuits and American Idol, and Dally has some allergies. Co-written by the amazing Marcia!
Outsiders - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 639 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/26/2008 - Ponyboy C., Dallas W. - Complete
God Is Bigger Than The Boogie Man reviews
Warning: Extremley silly fic ahead! The gang learns it's not a good idea to watch scary movies together. Based on the Veggie Tales song, co-written by Marcia!
Outsiders - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,282 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/24/2008 - Johnny C., Steve R. - Complete
As Tears Go By reviews
In "The Outsiders", Pony talks about the girls' reactions to their boys getting hauled in. Evie tells about the night Steve got arrested. Evie's POV; rated for language
Outsiders - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 724 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/23/2008 - Steve R., Evie - Complete