Darren Christ
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Joined 09-11-08, id: 1690834, Profile Updated: 12-08-11
Author has written 3 stories for Harry Potter, and Glee.

Nothing of me is original. I am the combined effort of everybody I’ve ever known.

- Invisible Monsters, Chuck Palahniuk.


My name is Chey, and I pretend to be a Muppet way too often for it to be healthy. I want to be George Harrison when I grow up. I don't have a pet unicorn, although I wish I did. I make procrastination look like a job and I'd write more, but I'm really boring.


HERE'S A LIST,
OF SHIT I'LL PROBABLY WRITE ABOUT.

Harry Potter.
ships: james/lily, james/sirius, sirius/ofc, sirius/omc, draco/harry, luna/neville, dean/seamus ron/hermione ~
friendships: the marauders, the golden trio, harry/hermione, harry/luna.

Glee.
ships: kurt/blaine, kurt/finn, kurt/karofsky, kurt/sebatian, blaine/sam, blaine/finn, blaine/sebastian, sam/finn, jeff/nick, rachel/quinn, rachel/jesse, rachel/puck, brittany/santana, artie/tina.
friendships: kurt/rachel, kurt/mercedes, the warblers/new directions, brittany/blaine, brittana/klaine.

Criminal Minds.
ships: reid/morgan, morgan/garcia.
friendships: reid/jj.


HERE'S A LIST,
OF SHIT I'VE WRITTEN ABOUT.

Basement Ghost Singing.
ship: sirius/ofc.
status: incomplete.
about: okay, so i wrote this a really, really long time ago for a friend. it's based off an rp that i was a part ofremus had a sister by the name of olivia, who was a couple of years younger than the marauders. i always found her rps with sirius adorable, and one of them {i can't remember which, holy.} asked me to write a fic about the pair of them. i have absolutely no intention in continuing it.

Must Have Done Something Right.
ship: kurt/blaine.
status: incomplete.
about: i have a vague memory of how this started. my friend and i wanted to write fics, or something. she wrote a puckleberry fic and i wrote a klaine fic. i started writing in back before winter break in '10, it was kind of an idea that had been nagging at my head ever since kurt switched to dalton. i stopped before i went back to school because i didn't really have enough time. i kind of forgot about it and i don't know if i'm going to continue -- what, now that they're both, y'know, at mckinley and actually together and stuff -- but, meh.

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Into Your Arms by gleekinout reviews
*COMPLETE* After the plane they were on crashes, Rachel and Puck are stuck together on a deserted island. Together, the must help each other try and survive while getting to know each other a little better. M for a reason.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 71,109 - Reviews: 275 - Favs: 221 - Follows: 316 - Updated: 1/17/2013 - Published: 12/3/2010 - [Rachel B., Puck] - Complete
I Can Tell That We Are Going to be Friends by crowdsurfoffacliff reviews
When five year old Blaine Anderson attends the birthday party for one of his mother's colleagues, he finds himself captivated by a boy with a pink balloon.
Glee - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,574 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 11 - Published: 9/1/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Could You Hate Me? by Keiko17 reviews
ONESHOT James is in a bad mood and Sirius follows. JamesxSirius. Reviews are gratefully received :
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 786 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 7/28/2011 - Published: 12/20/2007 - James P., Sirius B. - Complete
Curiosity and First Kisses by technicolor unicorn reviews
Kurt and Blaine are childhood best friends, and they're growing up. At 12 years old, Kurt has a lot of questions, and his feelings are starting to change. Kid!fic. Kurt/Blaine.
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,084 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 9 - Published: 4/24/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Something of Note by B.C Daily reviews
James receives a note from his girlfriend, asking him to meet her somewhere unusual. ::Mature::
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,191 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 339 - Follows: 41 - Published: 10/23/2009 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Harrys First Their Last by luvscharlie reviews
Harry's first birthday party comes at a time when the wizarding world is in upheaval. James/Lily
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,380 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/14/2009 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
The girl or the game? by Procrastinator-starting2moro reviews
Lily won’t date James because of his Quidditch obsession, so he quits it for a bet. In 7 days, he struggles to cope with withdrawal symptoms, while she attempts to not fall in love with him and prevent embarrassing situations like sniffing his boxers.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 72,189 - Reviews: 1241 - Favs: 850 - Follows: 332 - Updated: 2/23/2007 - Published: 8/23/2005 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Legacy of the Marauders by MinervaEvenstar reviews
How do the Marauders cope with love, therapy, blenders, wearing dresses, pickup lines, holidays, timetravelers and more? Sequel to Formation of the Marauders, but no need to read that to understand this.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 40,611 - Reviews: 266 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 12/27/2006 - Published: 3/13/2005 - [Lily Evans P., James P.] Severus S., Marauders
Sweet Dreams by teneraestnox reviews
Sirius is having interesting dreams. JamesLily, JamesSirius
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 829 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/29/2006 - James P., Sirius B. - Complete
What REALLY Goes On In The Library by Lisette Black reviews
James discovers the library. Lily discovers James. LilyJames. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 486 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/21/2006 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
On His Lips by ryanzraindrop reviews
RemusXSirius. JamesXSirius. Remus got what he wanted after Azkaban, right? Angst!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 255 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Published: 9/3/2005 - Remus L., Sirius B.
The Very Hungry Caterpillar by Dramaphile reviews
Sirius wakes up hungry and finds a veritable feast lying next to him. SiriusJames Slash
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,195 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/16/2005 - Sirius B., James P.
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sing me to sleep reviews
Sometimes, the only way to fall asleep is with someone else. RPF, okay? Okay.
Glee - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 334 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/8/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H.
Must Have Done Something Right reviews
If there's one thing Blaine loves more than Dalton, it's Kurt.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,927 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 12/9/2010 - Published: 12/5/2010 - Blaine A., Kurt H.
Basement Ghost Singing reviews
I'M TOO LAZY TO WRITE A SUMMARY, K? SiriusxOC, JamesxLily.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 988 - Reviews: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/12/2010 - Sirius B., James P.