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Joined 09-11-08, id: 1690840, Profile Updated: 02-14-11
Author has written 4 stories for Twilight.

So. Hey.

I'm the wonderful Emily, a proud resident of Middle-of-Nowheresville, USA.

What you've stumbled upon here is a fanfiction graveyard. Left over from my Twilight Fangirl Phase are some cracktastic Twilight fanfics. You may be lead to believe that they were written on straight-up crack, but that just isn't the case.

Fortunately, for those of you who get a headache from the very thought of another Twilight fanfic, I'm done writing them. Thank god that's over.

Instead, I'm using this account to write reviews and so on, and maybe churn out a fanfic or two in the process. But maybe not. :)

10 Things: Twilight Style by a little erratic reviews
Lists of 10 things such as: 10 Things the Volturi Frequently do, 10 Things Edward Does while Bella Sleeps, and 10 Cullen Nicknames! Which Twilight character bought a Snuggie? Find out in Ch. 7! Companion to 10 Things: Harry Potter Style. More to come!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 7 - Words: 6,076 - Reviews: 404 - Favs: 228 - Follows: 146 - Updated: 1/31/2009 - Published: 2/18/2008 - Aro, Bella
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Alice and Bella vs WalMart reviews
Alice is bored. Bella is hyper. And Walmart is open 24/7. Based off of those "Things to do at Walmart" lists
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,827 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 2/14/2009 - Published: 1/2/2009 - Alice, Bella
What Was Mary Alice reviews
The story of a girl known as Mary Alice Brandon, and how she came to be Alice Cullen. Set in modern times. Not what I usually write.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,450 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/7/2009 - Alice
10 Things I Learned Today reviews
Alice keeps a diary, recalling 10 things she learned that day. A little crazy. You have been warned.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 445 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/19/2009 - Alice
Alice and the Blender reviews
Alice discovers the wonderful world that is the blender. We all know she can't remember her childhood. Give her a break.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,155 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 1/2/2009 - Published: 12/31/2008 - Alice - Complete