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Joined 09-11-08, id: 1690858, Profile Updated: 06-14-10
Author has written 3 stories for Twilight.

wow. I haven't actually looked at my profile in months. But I feel like it needed a change. Since I wrote my last fic, I realized that i suck at writing. My pieces blow chunks. And you all should know that (if you have read them, which I don't reccomend if you haven't). I'll keep them up in case I ever go physco again and decide that I can write well. But dont hold your breath. Go read other stories. There are some truly beautiful creations out in the vast sea that is the interweb. And it would be a crime not to discover them.

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Theories of Bellativity by kikki7 reviews
Bella Swan is a physician assistant student trying to survive a grueling clinical year. Add Dr. Edward Cullen, a cocky, irresistible ob/gyn resident. Throw in some chocolate, sprinkle with a few of Bella's quirky theories about life, and see what happens.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 31 - Words: 120,217 - Reviews: 4902 - Favs: 4,891 - Follows: 6,234 - Updated: 2/15 - Published: 4/23/2011 - Bella, Edward
Air by Rochelle Allison reviews
Edward and Bella meet at a summer barbeque. A story about - what else - falling for someone, hard. Once a WitFit.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 32,233 - Reviews: 3598 - Favs: 3,216 - Follows: 1,469 - Updated: 7/5/2013 - Published: 3/12/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Deviant by planetblue reviews
He pissed me off and then he turned me on. Spectacularly.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 83,093 - Reviews: 10218 - Favs: 5,260 - Follows: 4,030 - Updated: 5/20/2013 - Published: 3/4/2013 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Blood by cupcakeriot reviews
I realized, with no small amount of disbelief, that my life had become the vampire version of Cinderella. Except that I didn't lose a shoe once upon a time; I lost my life. I also realized, reluctantly, that I belonged to him – that my blood was his.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 29 - Words: 81,496 - Reviews: 1733 - Favs: 1,140 - Follows: 805 - Updated: 3/6/2013 - Published: 10/7/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Right Guy by ThatEnglishWriter reviews
Bella always finds the wrong guy. The one who can't satisfy her, ahem, needs. The one who really wants her best friend, Rosalie. But even if she never finds the Right Guy, there's always a glass of wine and the sympathetic ear of Edward, her faithful barman.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 19,766 - Reviews: 660 - Favs: 1,157 - Follows: 666 - Updated: 12/28/2012 - Published: 11/25/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Business Casual by WhatsMyNomDePlume reviews
The lines between boss and employee, human and immortal, hero and damsel, coworker and lover, and right and wrong are about to become very blurry for Edward and Bella. Comedy/Romance/Drama
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 26,839 - Reviews: 2677 - Favs: 2,158 - Follows: 1,666 - Updated: 12/21/2012 - Published: 11/13/2012 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The Puppet Master by Glitch in the System reviews
What's eating Paul? What's with that flame on the water? What was Laurent doing just standing in Edward and Bella's meadow? Why does Edward care about Mike's car? Why doesn't Alice know about her past? Cammy knows.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 86 - Words: 459,087 - Reviews: 4734 - Favs: 1,898 - Follows: 1,581 - Updated: 12/13/2012 - Published: 3/24/2008
Written in the Stars by Lissa Bryan reviews
Edward is king of a dying race, his planet torn by civil war. Bella is abducted to become his bride. From college student to Queen... Can she learn to love this strange man and help save his people? AU/OOC, Rated M
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 33 - Words: 167,029 - Reviews: 7801 - Favs: 8,551 - Follows: 3,537 - Updated: 7/21/2012 - Published: 10/28/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
A Forest Fire by Bedelia reviews
Shock cascades through her body, sparked by his smile. His resemblance to the boy who left her in the forest so many years ago is remarkable, but there is one key difference. He is human. AU.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 29 - Words: 104,771 - Reviews: 2285 - Favs: 1,178 - Follows: 741 - Updated: 6/25/2012 - Published: 12/11/2011 - Bella, Jasper - Complete
The Best I Ever Had by WhatsMyNomDePlume reviews
Sex between friends complicates everything. Bella knows this. But she has no idea how much more Edward is going to complicate things.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 64,919 - Reviews: 7373 - Favs: 10,171 - Follows: 5,738 - Updated: 6/25/2012 - Published: 2/17/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Like Crazy by willyoupleasebequiet reviews
They say that there are three certainties in life: birth, death & taxes. A fourth certainty in Edward & Bella's life is their friendship...okay, five if you include Edward's fixation on seeing her boobs. Inspired by WhatsMyNomDePlume's "Best I Ever Had"
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 76,189 - Reviews: 1037 - Favs: 1,709 - Follows: 830 - Updated: 5/18/2012 - Published: 1/27/2012 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Take What You Want by purelyamuse reviews
Based on January 2012 witfit prompts. Though Bella's known Edward for years, they've just started hanging out. His crass, smelly boy self is not appealing, but his looks and charm are. How will she deal with her feelings for the gross, flirty boy?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 22 - Words: 66,629 - Reviews: 2295 - Favs: 1,578 - Follows: 1,334 - Updated: 2/28/2012 - Published: 1/6/2012 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Sleep On The Floor by sexycereal reviews
He steals my coffee first, my virginity second and my heart third. College fluff. AH.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 36,679 - Reviews: 2761 - Favs: 4,624 - Follows: 3,635 - Updated: 12/24/2011 - Published: 8/11/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Awake My Soul by msj2779 reviews
Bella is Telekinetic and she has spent the first twenty five years of her life sheltered as a means to control her gift. When she meets Edward-for a second time-he awakens a part of her that she never knew existed. A/H Rated M for Lemons and Language.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 37 - Words: 231,392 - Reviews: 738 - Favs: 649 - Follows: 391 - Updated: 12/2/2011 - Published: 2/10/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Addicted by cosmogirl7481 reviews
Bella has a secret. But how long can she really keep it in the closet? A sexy little story with humor and drama. ExB, AH, and OOC. Rated M dirty language and content of a sexual nature.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 17,901 - Reviews: 2012 - Favs: 1,930 - Follows: 709 - Published: 11/16/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Beautiful Girl by EZRocksAngel reviews
Edward meets a beautiful girl. For the Boys on Boards Contest. AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,469 - Reviews: 191 - Favs: 452 - Follows: 124 - Published: 8/31/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Romance Is Dead by Kat097 reviews
Bella had a feeling that she was going to die young. She just didn't expect to be a ghost afterwards but these things happen. So do vampires, who can not only see you but take an interest in your afterlife. "You're dead." "So are you. What's your point?"
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 28 - Words: 116,220 - Reviews: 1463 - Favs: 1,602 - Follows: 768 - Updated: 8/24/2011 - Published: 12/18/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Empires of the Mind by Hibbleton78 reviews
When Bella learns her "ability" is more than a quirk, she must work with new friends to thwart the corrupt organization looking to exploit their powers for personal gain. All human. Complete at 17 chapters.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Supernatural - Chapters: 27 - Words: 128,161 - Reviews: 1735 - Favs: 1,529 - Follows: 989 - Updated: 8/5/2011 - Published: 3/7/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Venice Beach Stories by Chicklette reviews
A collection of o/s taking place in and around Venice Beach, CA. Various POVs voices. Canon couples, AH. M for sex, drugs.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 7 - Words: 45,404 - Reviews: 337 - Favs: 416 - Follows: 359 - Updated: 6/17/2011 - Published: 4/22/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
On the Double by MasenVixen reviews
It's Bella's first day on the job as a body double in the new Edward Masen film. First up? The sex scene...O/S for the Haiti Compilation. Rated M for lemons. AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 15,631 - Reviews: 1194 - Favs: 4,186 - Follows: 1,238 - Updated: 5/30/2011 - Published: 2/28/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Candy From Strangers by Chicklette reviews
2nd place winner in High Times contest for popular vote! Thank you! "This weekend, I will kiss a boy. I will drink alcohol…I will do everything that Bella Swan never does. I might even take candy from a stranger." AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,229 - Reviews: 157 - Favs: 465 - Follows: 139 - Published: 3/11/2011 - Bella, Edward
What You Don't Know by Airplane reviews
It's become very clear to Eugene that Rapunzel has little to no understanding of amorous affection.
Tangled - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 37 - Words: 88,185 - Reviews: 2220 - Favs: 2,966 - Follows: 979 - Updated: 2/9/2011 - Published: 12/8/2010 - Rapunzel, Flynn R. - Complete
The Tutor by ItzMegan73 reviews
New student Bella Swan needs to break out of her shy exterior and her guidance counselor has the answer: tutoring. And Bella is too new to know she shouldn’t want to tutor Edward Cullen.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 35 - Words: 162,443 - Reviews: 6759 - Favs: 9,633 - Follows: 2,977 - Updated: 12/25/2010 - Published: 4/18/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Glitch by quothme reviews
Maybe there really is a glitch in Bella's brain. After all, she knows he's out there. She knows he's been watching her ever since she can remember. She's *not* crazy. Why won't anyone believe her? Dark humor a la Face Punch.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 67,750 - Reviews: 2423 - Favs: 1,831 - Follows: 1,168 - Updated: 11/25/2010 - Published: 4/18/2010 - Bella - Complete
Raw and Rosy by tuesdaymidnight reviews
Jasper Hale hates his high school rival Edward Cullen with a passion. What happens when Jasper discovers Edward's little secret? Spank!Fic. AH/AU/OOC. Rated M. Contains mature content.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 19 - Words: 91,100 - Reviews: 3547 - Favs: 2,305 - Follows: 1,391 - Updated: 10/23/2010 - Published: 6/6/2010 - Jasper, Edward - Complete
Put a Ring On It by WhatsMyNomDePlume reviews
Edward keeps asking and Bella keeps saying the same thing. But he loves asking and well... she's starting to kind of like it, too. AH, B/E O/s for the Will You Marry Me contest.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,076 - Reviews: 511 - Favs: 1,234 - Follows: 235 - Updated: 4/29/2010 - Published: 2/3/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
3 Times He Told Bella, & the 1 Time She Believed by Pastiche Pen reviews
Edward infiltrates Bella's vampire club. He tells her THE TRUTH-but she doesn't believe him. Silly, silly girl. Vamp. Pr0ny humor. Very pr0ny. Written for the Twi Kink Meme.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,051 - Reviews: 178 - Favs: 319 - Follows: 92 - Published: 3/30/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The List by LauraACullen reviews
Four weeks before her wedding to Edward, Bella is frustrated. She knows there's little-to-no chance of getting him to bend his rules and boundaries now, but there's no harm in fantasizing about what could happen later. So she begins compiling a list...
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 28 - Words: 195,361 - Reviews: 2895 - Favs: 5,143 - Follows: 1,874 - Updated: 3/18/2010 - Published: 3/19/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Dear Isabella by wtvoc reviews
He said "always". She wasn't so sure. All-human. M for language. All the usual angst applies.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 28,153 - Reviews: 498 - Favs: 876 - Follows: 274 - Updated: 1/28/2010 - Published: 1/1/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Shadowboxer by nobloodnofoul reviews
Edward is an underground fighter using the ring as an outlet for his pent-up rage. Bella is a college dropout running from her complicated past. Their paths collide when Edward is beaten and left for dead. Rated M for LEMONS. CANON PAIRINGS. AH. OOC.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 21 - Words: 171,703 - Reviews: 6369 - Favs: 8,668 - Follows: 4,011 - Updated: 1/21/2010 - Published: 3/6/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Sin and Incivility by Pastiche Pen reviews
Bella Swan deals with heartache in her own uncivilized way. Lemons galore - and the writing style intentionally switches between gritty pulp and fairytale pretty. Just don't say I didn't warn ya. All-human.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 22,049 - Reviews: 1020 - Favs: 1,741 - Follows: 650 - Updated: 11/6/2009 - Published: 12/24/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Queen of Hearts by stella luna sky reviews
Nominated for a Spring 2010 Eddie. Bella Swan learns the meaning of love through the loss of the same. Rated M for language and adult stuff.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,902 - Reviews: 446 - Favs: 827 - Follows: 192 - Published: 10/23/2009 - Complete
We Were Nomads, Bathed in Concrete by Oxymoronic8 reviews
She left before her time. Four years later, he can't let go of what he never had. Oneshot. B/E. Rated M for language & dark themes.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,228 - Reviews: 332 - Favs: 709 - Follows: 117 - Published: 9/28/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
If Love Could Light a Candle by Pastiche Pen reviews
Edward Cullen: telepath, vampire, and psychologist. When a new patient ignites unfamiliar feelings in his soul, can he reconcile his past with his future? A la Midnight Sun. Warnings: Violence, lots of character death, and the usual. AU.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 13 - Words: 112,620 - Reviews: 2869 - Favs: 3,161 - Follows: 1,572 - Updated: 9/25/2009 - Published: 4/26/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Scotch, Gin, and the New Girl by wtvoc reviews
Les Liaisons Dangereuses, je crois. We were Cruel Intentions. We are Gossip Girls. We do not care. At all." all-human.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 21 - Words: 115,359 - Reviews: 3878 - Favs: 3,946 - Follows: 1,807 - Updated: 7/31/2009 - Published: 9/27/2008 - Complete
Blackout by MandyLeigh87 reviews
All human, Edward and Bella POV. Edward and Bella live in two different worlds, even though they live next to each other. Things get complicated when Edward, the leather jacket wearing cigarette smoking rebel falls for the girl next door.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 36 - Words: 99,410 - Reviews: 1449 - Favs: 1,940 - Follows: 688 - Updated: 7/26/2009 - Published: 2/19/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Kissing Styles by KellmettRocksThatHat reviews
Bella decides to try out various kissing styles on Edward, after he call her a tease...OCC...ALL HUMAN...R&R
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 23,781 - Reviews: 621 - Favs: 243 - Follows: 336 - Updated: 7/2/2009 - Published: 9/10/2008 - Edward, Bella
The Nymph and the Waterfall by Pastiche Pen reviews
Someone is spying on Bella at an "inconvenient" time. There's a gnome and a crap ex-best friend. All-human.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 84,166 - Reviews: 3113 - Favs: 3,152 - Follows: 1,070 - Updated: 6/15/2009 - Published: 12/3/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Elite by Fate.of.Gabriel reviews
Doing what rich people do is easy." Same old story, Twilight twist. St. Olaf's is a prestigious boarding school, dripping with money, sex, and social hierarchy. But there's only one question to ask yourself: are you one of Them or one or The Elite?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 31 - Words: 154,785 - Reviews: 1133 - Favs: 1,079 - Follows: 465 - Updated: 5/23/2009 - Published: 11/12/2008 - Alice, Emmett - Complete
Wilting by GuineaPigBarbie reviews
So, this is my life, a childish game. Ruled by God, damned by fate. A game of love and lost." AU/Human
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 45,530 - Reviews: 912 - Favs: 657 - Follows: 934 - Updated: 5/18/2009 - Published: 7/20/2008
The Search For Myself: Edward & Bella by AngelAtTwilight reviews
What if Bella & Edward's roles were reversed, leaving Bella the Vampire and Edward the Human? As predicaments change and situations become harder, will their fate still be destined? Or will unexpected plans change their lives forever? Read To Find Out!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 151,603 - Reviews: 1901 - Favs: 1,710 - Follows: 688 - Updated: 3/15/2009 - Published: 11/20/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Meyer University by Sh.C reviews
Bella moves to college where she meets and befriends the Cullens and Hales. Edward Cullen goes through many girls he meets Bella & sees something he likes. Much better Summary Inside. All Human. Adventure, mystery, humor & of course,a little romance! AU
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 63 - Words: 184,281 - Reviews: 8206 - Favs: 5,855 - Follows: 2,157 - Updated: 1/8/2009 - Published: 11/2/2007 - Complete
On the Mend by xiao chan reviews
FINISHED AU: After the brutal murder of her parents, Bella's sent to live in Forks under the Witness Protection Program. Her will to live dwindles with each passing day...but can a sympathetic Edward convince her that life is worth living after all?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 17 - Words: 67,343 - Reviews: 344 - Favs: 214 - Follows: 125 - Updated: 11/22/2008 - Published: 6/11/2008 - Complete
What if I am a superhero? by linnybug reviews
Similar story to original Twilight, but with a very different Bella. Story has a better description. Rated M, just in case...
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 20 - Words: 65,167 - Reviews: 215 - Favs: 140 - Follows: 80 - Updated: 9/6/2008 - Published: 7/1/2008 - Complete
Where I Belong by Dreaming Wide Awake reviews
What if Ariel and Eric hadn't met in the way they originally did in the movie/musical? What if, one day, they just happened to meet up on the surface by a twist of fate? Well, let's see what happens if perhaps maybe that was the way of things. Completed!
Little Mermaid - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 23 - Words: 52,205 - Reviews: 159 - Favs: 170 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 8/12/2008 - Published: 3/15/2008 - Complete
My Brand of Heroin by blinding-rainbows reviews
AU/All Human. Bella has spent the past three months in rehab for her cocaine addiction. What happens when troubled Edward Cullen is committed to the same center? --EXB
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 25 - Words: 71,767 - Reviews: 1118 - Favs: 781 - Follows: 392 - Updated: 6/29/2008 - Published: 3/10/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Numb But Moving by yoyoente reviews
Edward left Bella; the one person who was healing her pain, Jacob, shunned her; then, Bella is turned into a vampire. Years later, she runs into the Cullens again, but can they accept each other? She has a new life and many secrets. UP FOR ADOPTION!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 15 - Words: 26,920 - Reviews: 343 - Favs: 243 - Follows: 269 - Updated: 5/24/2008 - Published: 4/19/2008 - Bella, Edward
The Window by SilverShine reviews
Kakasaku Sakura always wanted to see Kakashi unmasked. This was a bit much though...
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 165,171 - Reviews: 5214 - Favs: 4,464 - Follows: 1,489 - Updated: 1/2/2008 - Published: 9/20/2006 - Kakashi H., Sakura H. - Complete
Courage of the Spirit by Velf reviews
Chihiro is 20 and at university. Her brush with the spirit world still influences her life to today. She is trying hard to fit in with the “real world”, but she is finding this difficult and the cracks are starting to show.Note-Some unbetaed chapters.
Spirited Away - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 40 - Words: 126,293 - Reviews: 2301 - Favs: 2,660 - Follows: 414 - Updated: 3/15/2005 - Published: 7/1/2004 - Chihiro O., Kohaku N. - Complete
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even vampires can be normal reviews
Bella Swan, a young vampire, is left by her vampire 'parents' to attend boarding school. How will everything unfold when she finds 5 other vampires already living there?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 9,975 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 95 - Updated: 7/4/2009 - Published: 9/13/2008
Monkey Bussiness reviews
So I have made that my life goal. To achieve that feeling of elation that I thought only existed in movies and in play dates of younger children. It’s my thirst. My thirst for happiness." AH, AU, OOC, and rated T for language, mature situations and ANGST
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 997 - Reviews: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/4/2009 - Bella, Edward
tennis menace reviews
Bella's old friend comes to visit and tells the Cullens something about Bella's past with sports.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,550 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 11 - Published: 11/8/2008 - Complete