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Author has written 4 stories for Naruto.

Hello people who own computers! If you would like leave a message, press 1. If you would like to speak to a human, press 2. If you want other options, press 3...I hate telemarketers so much...

Well off the awkward note, here's some little details you might want to know about me...

Name: Neji'sTrueLover (he's mine! get away vultures! pulls out cat claws and patrols around the tied up Neji )

Age: Somewhere between 5-100

Location: Not in Mexico or Canada. The place in the middle

Gender: Judging by the name I must be a male! (hits Neji over the head with a mallet. "Bad Neji! How did you escape?"

Favortie Male Characters:

Neji (obviously. he is hot!)

Sasuke (I hate his cute butt for hurting my Neji, but his looks are too good to ignore. 'Hey!' "Don't worry Neji. his femine looks are nothing compared to yours.")

Ikuto-from Shugo Chara- (I couldn't stop smiling when I saw him)

Naruto (...older yes. as a child he is just annoying)

Itachi (kami this guy's got it all)

Kaname (

Zane (he's too cool for dualing school!)

Yuki (the rat! omg that is so cute! in the anime, not in real life)

Hayate (that long hair is to die for)

Sasame (I screamed when I first saw him. not lying -_-')

Dark-from DN Angel- (

Cain (have you seen him?! he's worth the trouble of swooning over)

Edward (call 911. my heart just stopped. isn't that a good thing? grins wickedly mwahahaha-coughcough...sorry. but i would gladly stop my heart for him ~_~)

Favortie Naruto Couples from top to bottom:

NejiHina OTP (they look good together. and people always say 'from hate to love is just a step')

SasuHina (both quiet, tragic pasts...kinda. if NejiHina doesn't work then SasuHina here I come!)

ItaHina (drools)

Anyone else I really don't care about. Hinata is my only girl -squeezes Neji until he explodes because I would never hurt Hinata- I pretty much like anyone with her, except girlXgirl. That is the only coupling I cannot read.

Also I HATE anyone (other than Hinata) to be with Neji. Especially TenTen. NejTen haters unite! (sorry to the NejTen lovers)

If you see any type of mistakes in my writing, do not hesitate to tell me. Writing is about getting better, and I have a long way to go before I become any good.

Now some time wasting reading! Enjoy!

Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy/paste this in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Shadow929, The Astrology Nerd, brown-eyed angelofmusic, piratesswriter/fairy to be, The Gypsy-Pirate Queen, xGabriellaxBoltonx, IxShallxCryxToxicxTears,XxXbAbYbXxX, say.hey.a.dancer,DarkFairy13 Reader, Saskura-Chan, Alewey2, ShyWhisperOfLife, Neji'sTrueLover

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: Danyan, Avatarwolf, Shifter-youkai, AkatsukiFan, Chocolate Chan,, Lady V-chan, Alewey2, ShyWhisperOfLife, Neji'sTrueLover

Is it just me or is Gaara really hot? If you think he is copy this and put it into your profile and add your name to the list.UNITE GAARA LOVERS!! LoveShinobi4eva, Silver Element,BlueSkyHeaven, Ketsueki Senshoku, Gaara's Pyro RACCOON, Gaarasminestayaway, .Faking.This.Smile, Lilly, Jay Jay, StormofSilver, Love of Midoriko, elfnin339, Alewey2, ShyWhisperOfLife, Neji'sTrueLover

If you can spout a random Naruto character quote on command, but couldn't tell someone your age in the same amount of time, copy and paste this into your profile.

If You Have Done This In Wal-mart Add This To Your Profile:

-Put a blanket around your shoulders and run around the store yelling "Come the Batcave!"

-Yelled at the manager for false advertising "YOU DON'T SELL WALLS HERE!"

- While in the fitting room yell "There's no toiletpaper in here!" (not actually going to the bathroom in there)

- Made a trail of ketchup to the ladies bathroom.

-Directed traffic in the parking lot.

-Walked really slow in front of people in narrow aisles.

-Fill the entire auto department with air freshner.

-Redress the manicans

5 Reasons why kids are so adorable

--The children were lined up in the cafeteria of a Catholic elementary school for lunch. At the head of the table was a large pile of apples. The nun made a note, and posted on the apple tray: "Take only ONE . God is watching."

Moving further along the lunch line, at the other end of the table was a large pile of chocolate chip cookies.

A child had written a note, "Take all you want. God is watching the apples."

--The children had all been photographed, and the teacher was trying to persuade them each to buy a copy of the group picture. "Just think how nice it will be to look at it when you are all grown up and say, 'There's Jennifer, she's a lawyer,' or 'That's Michael, He's a doctor.'

A small voice at the back of the room rang out, "And there's the teacher, she's dead."

--One day a little girl was sitting and watching her mother do the dishes at the kitchen sink. She suddenly noticed that her mother had several strands of white hair sticking out in contrast on her brunette head.

She looked at her mother and inquisitively asked, "Why are some of your hairs white, Mom?"

Her mother replied, "Well, every time that you do something wrong and make me cry or unhappy, one of my hairs turns white."

The little girl thought about this revelation for a while and then said, "Momma, how come ALL of grandma's hairs are white?"

--A Kindergarten teacher was observing her classroom of children while they were drawing. She would occasionally walk around to see each child's work. As she got to one little girl who was working diligently, she asked what the drawing was.

The girl replied, "I'm drawing God."

The teacher paused and said, "But no one knows what God looks like."

Without missing a beat, or looking up from her drawing, the girl replied, "They will in a minute."

--A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales. The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because even though it was a very large mammal its throat was very small.

The little girl stated that Jonah was swallowed by a whale.

Irritated, the teacher reiterated that a whale could not swallow a human; it was physically impossible.

The little girl said, "When I get to heaven I will ask Jonah".

The teacher asked, "What if Jonah went to hell?"

The little girl replied, "Then you ask him".

Random Quotes:

"A guy gave a girl eleven real roses and one fake rose. He told the girl 'I will love you until the last rose dies'." (AWWW! How Sweet! I love it!)

"I'm not crazy; I'm just going sane in an insane world." (Ah. Teh sad truth.)

"Before you insult someone walk a mile in their shoes, that way when you do insult them you are a mile away and you have their shoes."

"Haikus are easy

But sometimes they don't make sense


"I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it."

If a man is standing in the middle of the forest speaking, and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? (XP)

Proofread carefully to see if you any words out.

How long a minute is depends on what side of the bathroom door you're on.

The only 15 letter word that can be spelled without repeating a letter is 'uncopyrightable'!

"We say we love flowers, yet we pluck them. We say we love trees, yet we cut them down. And people still wonder why some are afraid when told they are loved." - Unknown

"Good friends help you up when you fall down. Best friends laugh and trip you again."

I am worse than evil! I am the authoress! (-giggles insanely in the background-)

"Sometimes I lie awake at night, and I ask, 'Where have I gone wrong?' Then a voice says to me, "This is going to take more than one night"


How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would be a good idea to put wheels on luggage?

Why is "bra" singular and "panties" plural?

If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself is it considered a hostage situation?

Why is the word abbreviation so long?

If a turtle doesnt have a shell is he homeless or naked?? (I think they're both.)

If you try to fail and succeed, which have you done?

If con is the opposite of pro, what's the opposite of progress? (Congress. Wait! O.O)

Apparently, 1 in 5 people in the world are Chinese. And there are 5 people in my family, so it must be one of them. It's either my mom or my dad. Or my older brother Colin. Or my younger brother Ho-Chan-Chu. But I think it's Colin.

They keep saying the right person will come along; I think mine got hit by a truck.

I talk to myself because I like dealing with a better class of people.

Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia- Fear of long words

My imaginary friend thinks you have mental problems.

I used up all of my sick I'm calling in dead.

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird.

93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?" Put this on your profile and add your name to the list: ShyWhisperOfLife, Neji'sTrueLover

"A ninja waits till the dead of night, when the enemy sleeps and drops his guard, when his weapons lie forgotten in the stillness in the dark, that is the moment for a ninja to strike." Copy and Paste this if your a Ninja! (And/or if you could never remember this)

If you think that you need mental help and argue with yourself about whom to go to, put this in your profile.

If you are addicted to vampires and would like to become one, copy/paste onto profile. (Kaname-kun!! Zero-kun!!...Edward-kun??)

The electric chair was invented by a dentist. If you are scared now more than ever of dentists by learning this fact, copy/paste on profile.

If several inanimate objects hate you copy/paste on profile.

Your One and Only Wish

Do it one by one, don't look ahead!

1. Write the name of a person of the opposite sex.

2. Which is your favorite color out of red, black, blue, green, yellow?

3. Your first initial?

4. Your month of birth?

5. Which color do you like more, black or white?

6. Name of a person of the same sex as yours.

7. Your favorite number?

8. Do you like California or Florida more?

9. Do you like the lake or the ocean more?

10. Write down a wish (a realistic one).

Are you done?

If so, scroll down

(don't cheat--)


1. You are completely in love with this person.

2. If you choose:

Red: You are alert and your life is full of love.

Black: You are conservative and aggressive.

Green: Your soul is relaxed and you are laid back.

Blue: You are spontaneous and love kisses and affection from the ones you


Yellow: You are a very happy person and give good advice to those who are


3. If your initial is:

A-K: You have a lot of love and friendships in your life.

L-R: You try to enjoy life to the maximum and your love life is soon to


S-Z: You like to help others and your future love life looks very good.

4. If you were born in:

Jan.-Mar.: The year will go very well for you and you will discover that you

fall in love with someone totally unexpected.

Apr.-June: You will have a strong love relationship that will not last long but

the memories will last forever.

July-Sept.: You will have a great year and will experience a major life

changing experience for the good.

Oct.-Dec.: Your love life will not be too great, but eventually you will find your


5. If you choose...

Black: Your life will take on a different direction, it will seem hard at the time

but will be the best thing for you, and you will be glad for the change.

White: You will have a friend who completely confides in you and would do

anything for you, but you may not realize it.

6. This person is your best friend.

7. This is how many close friends you have in a lifetime.

8. If you choose...
California: You like adventure.
Florida: You are a laid back person.

9. If you choose...
Lake: You are loyal to your friends and your love. And you are very reserved.
Ocean: You are spontaneous and like to please people.

10. This wish will come true only if you RE-POST THIS BULLETIN in one hour and it will come true before your next birthday!

are like
apples on trees.
The best ones are
at the top of the tree.
The boys dont want to reach
for the good ones because they
are afraid of falling and getting hurt.
Instead, they just get the rotten apples
from the ground that aren't as good,
but easy. So the apples at the top think
something is wrong with them, when in
reality, they're amazing. They just
have to wait for the right boy to
come along, the one who's
brave enough to
climb all
the way
to the top
of the tree

Friends or best friends

FRIENDS:never ask anything to eat or drink

BESTFRIENDS: Help themselves and is the reason you never have any food

FREINDS:Call your parents M. Mrs and grandma and grandpa


FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail

BESTFRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you saying DAM we really messed up

FRIENDS: Never seen you cry

BESTFRIENDS: Wont tell anyone else you cry... just laugh about it when your not down anymore

FRIENDS: Ask you to write down you number

BESTFRIENDS: Has you on speed dial

FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff and gives it back a few days later

BESTFRIENDS:Loses your stuff and tells you, "my bad .. heres a tissue"

FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you

BESTFRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography about your life

FREINDS:Will leave you behind if thats what everyone else is doing

BESTFRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowd asses that left you

FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door

BESTFRIENDS:Would walk right in and say,"IM HOME"

FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell

BESTFRIENDS: Already know not to tell

FRIENDS: Are through high school /college (drinking buddies)

BESTFRIENDS: Are for life

FRIENDS:Will be there to take your drink away when they think youve had enough

BESTFRIENDS:Will look at you stumbling all over the place and say,"Girl drink the rest of that you know we dont waste

FREINDS: Will ignore this

BESTFRIENDS:Will repost this shit

You know you are in 2010 when...

1. you accidentally enter your password on a microwave.

2. you haven't played solitare with real cards in years. (i haven't even played the game solitare in a couple of years.)

3. the reason for not staying in touch with your friends is because they don't have a screenname or myspace.

4. you'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pressing the buttons on the T.V. (That is true by the way)

6. your boss dosn't even have the ability to do your job.

7. as you read this you keep nodding and smiling. you read this list you think about sending this to all your friends. were too busy nodding and smiling to notice number 5. scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5. you are laughing at yourself stupidly.

12. copy and paste this onto your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did. (you fell for that.hehehe you are so stupid. -slaps myself- oh yeah, i fell for that too. HEY! I AM NOT STUPID!)

For the people who actually take the time to read this, I am sincerly grateful. "Say thank you, Neji" 'Never' pulls Neji away to be locked in a closet. drops the key outside and walks in to join him

The Water Goddess and The ANBU by freedomwriter824 reviews
Hinata is forced into an arranged marriage. But what if her heart already belongs to someone else? A mysterious ANBU of which she does not know his name? NejiHina. DOn't like it, don't read it! Rated T just in case.
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Past the Illusions reviews
Sequel to Behind The Barriers. Sasuke's life is all but gone, and just as he was ready to give up everything, he sees a certain girl. Hinata? Is it really possible for it to be her? Sasuke makes it his mission to find out. Or die trying.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 16,041 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 6/22/2009 - Published: 11/29/2008 - Hinata H., Sasuke U.
I Am Your Knight reviews
Hinata meets a strange ninja that only ever comes to her at night. He never reveals his name but Hinata thinks that she knows him. The only problem is, who is the one hiding behind the mask? HinaxNeji,Naru,Sasu,Kiba,Shino,Shika,Choji,Lee
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Tragic Raven reviews
What would you do if you lost your favorite person? Would you weep? Would you ignore? Could you live? Intended NejiHina Not for those who dislike death themes
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Behind The Barriers reviews
Orphan boy meets girl. Girl lives with abusive mother. Boy doesn't know what he got into by helping girl. Just another day in the lives of Sasuke and Hinata. Summery is bad SasuHina COMPLETE!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 26 - Words: 31,744 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 11/11/2008 - Published: 9/13/2008 - Sasuke U., Hinata H. - Complete