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Joined 09-12-08, id: 1691180, Profile Updated: 01-15-12
Author has written 13 stories for Silmarillion, Lord of the Rings, Pirates of the Caribbean, Twilight, and Suite Life series.

ABOUT MY WRITING

I've been writing stories and poems for all the part of my life that I remember. When I was ten, I got an account at fanfiktion.de, which is this page's German counterpart, and ever since then, I have been posting some of my work online.

When I read a book or watch a movie, I often get this feeling at some point and I know I have to write about it. Most of those times, I either don't find time until the feeling passes or it turns out horrible and I reread it, days later, only to delete it as fast as possible. Every now and then, though, I do produce something I consider worth putting up for you guys to read.

When it comes to writing, i'm a bit of a perfectionist. I want to do my best, and it often takes a long time for even a single one-shot to be completed because I keep rereading and editing it. Even once my stories are up, I'll go over them every couple of months, correct any mistakes I've only now spotted, and replace the chapter.

English is not my native tongue, so please excuse any mistakes I may make. Better yet, write to me and point them out so I can correct and learn from them.

NOW, LET'S MOVE ON TO ME...

Except I have no idea who I am, so you'll have to make do with some random facts ^^

Favorite Things:

- The Lord of the Rings books, the movies, and pretty much anything by Tolkien... except, perhaps, the dictionary thingie ^^ (By the way, I'm 55,18672 obsessed. That makes me an Ent. How obsessed are you? Take The Ringer Obsession Test to find out!)

- That 70's Show / That 80's Show - Yes, i've watched every single episode. More than once.

- Round eared elephant shrew - The cutest animals on this earth. Seriously.

- Shane Dawsooooooooonnn!!!!!!

- Long, Spirited Discussions that make most people go *wtf???*

- Nerds xD

- Singing in the shower. Or anywhere, really ^^

- Hugging people ^^

- Music by David Choi, SoKo, The Kooks, Kina Grannis, Mree, Missin Cat, Simple Plan, Linkin Park

- Schubert's "Serenade"

- I also like to post various random quotes on my facebook wall

Most Inspirational People:

- Shane Dawson

- Chris Crocker

- Dolly Parton

- My 10th grade hippie geography teacher

- ... basically anyone, because I believe that the best stories in the world will always be our lives

Favorite Characters:

- LotR: BOROMIR, Sam, Éowyn

- Silmarillion: FINROD FELAGUND, Celebrimbor

- Harry Potter: Sirius, Bellatrix, Hermione, Loona

Favorite Ships:

- Alexander/Hephaistion. - Cutest Couple Ever.

- Boromir/Aragorn, Boromir/Éowyn, Boromir/Éomer - Yeah, pretty much anything that has Boromir in it ^^

- Isildur/Elrond - Come on. It's obvious!

- Fez/Hyde - Opposites attract?

- JD/Dr. Cox - Okay, I don't know why. I just love it ^^

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I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.
I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.
I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.
We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.
I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.
I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me.
I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again.
I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear.
We are the couple who had the realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.
I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.
I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.
I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.
I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.
I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.
I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I did not have to always deal with society hating me.
I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.
I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love.
I am the person who is afraid of telling his loving Christian parents he loves another male.

Re-post this if you believe homophobia is wrong. Please do your part to end it.

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Moonstruck by Eora reviews
Who knew a single moonlit kiss would cause so much trouble?
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,541 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/24/2011 - Aragorn, Faramir - Complete
Old Habits by Eora reviews
'After a year, most people would begin to call it a relationship. But it wasn't...it was just a sort of thing.'
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,494 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/4/2010 - Aragorn, Boromir - Complete
Sonny's Super Silly Slumber Party! by TrinityFlower of Memories reviews
Sonny has the house to herself and "So Random" sleeps over! What happens when Chad shows up-invited? With a night filled with endless pranks, laughs and messes, it's hard to know the outcome! Channy included! So get ready for a hilarious night!
Sonny with a Chance - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 84,228 - Reviews: 1145 - Favs: 287 - Follows: 204 - Updated: 1/13/2010 - Published: 6/26/2009 - Sonny M., Chad D. C. - Complete
The Fanfiction Testament by Araloth the Random reviews
*Honourable Mention MEFA 2010!* [Complete] And from the LoTR Obsessants proceedeth the Fanfiction writers. But not all were true to Canon, and thus there was much flaming and strife among them. And Legolas spake unto the fangirls...
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,914 - Reviews: 222 - Favs: 178 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 10/1/2009 - Published: 5/24/2009 - Complete
Ask Elrond by labradorite reviews
Ask Lord Elrond any and all of your most personal questions! Go on, it’s easy! Just slip your anonymous letter in the box stationed outside of his office and expect a reply within the week. NO tampering with letters. That means YOU, Elladan and Elrohir!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 30 - Words: 75,853 - Reviews: 911 - Favs: 275 - Follows: 101 - Updated: 9/18/2009 - Published: 5/14/2009 - Elrond - Complete
The Plant by thesewarmstars reviews
Neville turns over a plant to Harry and explains that the plant told him it was Severus Snape. Harry probably should’ve listened. HP/SS
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,561 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 496 - Follows: 58 - Published: 5/11/2009 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Meleth Echuir Cael by tansy1354 reviews
Totally AU with Implied Slash. Legolas knew the moment that the location was chosen by the ring bearer that he would not escape his fate. He knows as soon as it hits that he cannot keep it a secret, but will the only one who can help be willing to aid him
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,715 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 5/3/2009 - Published: 10/29/2007 - Legolas, Boromir
Cheer Me On by Cola Zitron reviews
In Zack's opinion, Cody in Dana's green cheerleading uniform would be a big no-no. What about the white-pink uniform London ordered though? Yes, this is twincest.
Suite Life series - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,980 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 199 - Follows: 27 - Published: 9/10/2008 - Cody M., Zack M. - Complete
The Gondorian by nautika reviews
Boromir is actly oddly & his companions are worried. Part of my Fireside Chat series.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,519 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/17/2007 - Boromir, Aragorn - Complete
Abendstund' hat Gold im Mund by BadLittleGirl reviews
Es ist spät abends und das Truchsessespaar hat allerlei im Sinn. Doch wie alle Kinder wollen auch zukünftige Herrscher nichts ins Bett gehen – und so stehen Boromir und Faramir den Plänen ihrer Eltern in Weg. DenethorFinduilas Fluff [Oneshot]
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - German - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,443 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 6/29/2006 - Denethor, Boromir - Complete
Intensity by Telperion reviews
Boromir finds his relationship with Aragorn a little confusing. Slash.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,719 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/7/2005 - Aragorn, Boromir - Complete
Will You Judge? by TangerineBreeze reviews
A one-shot, about being quick to judge and whether or not we have a right to do so.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 646 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/31/2004 - Eowyn, Boromir - Complete
Giggles in the Dark by Balrog Pimp reviews
A playful tickle ficlet that I felt I needed to write to lighten my previous writings. Whilst in Moria Aragorn discovers a secret about Boromir and wins a somewhat different victory over him to get his Steward to open up to him.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 972 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/15/2004 - Aragorn, Boromir - Complete
Denethor and the Mithril Pea Shooter by Erestor reviews
Denethor’s dinner party is interrupted, Boromir loses his memory, and Faramir has a pressing question.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 765 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/18/2003 - Boromir, Faramir - Complete
Faramir and the Never Ending Story by Erestor reviews
Faramir is trying to read an ‘engaging’ book. Boromir keeps on interrupting him. It's all very frustrating.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 670 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/17/2003 - Faramir, Boromir - Complete
Click by Scarby reviews
After the disco episode, Hyde and Fez go home. Simple enough? Not in this lifetime. (Hyde/Fez, naturally!)
That '70s Show - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,213 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/18/2003
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Break the Law reviews
'We all know that laws are important and have to be respected. But sometimes sticking to them might be more of a sin than breaking them...' Z/C; rated a rather high T for twincest; attempt to improve the average twincest-story level. Dramance
Suite Life series - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 11 - Words: 31,267 - Reviews: 124 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 2/26/2012 - Published: 4/20/2009 - Zack M., Cody M.
The Mirror reviews
Feeling a bit insecure, Galadriel consults her mirror. Drabble.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 116 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/31/2010 - Galadriel - Complete
Marked reviews
One-Shot. Aragorn, Faramir, and Éowyn visit the portrait of a certain fallen warrior at night, all for different reasons.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,194 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Published: 11/4/2010 - Boromir, Eowyn - Complete
Splash reviews
Jack Sparrow thinks about loyalty, pirates, egoism, love, heroism, and also about what he really wants. ---The scene at the end of DMC - why did Jack come back?---
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,500 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 7/13/2009 - Capt. Jack Sparrow
The Ring reviews
Why the ring Frodo brought to Rivendell wasn't the One. Drabble.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 102 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/19/2009 - Elrond - Complete
Surprises reviews
The moon shining on Tortuga was hidden by clouds. Two people were lying in the shadow of a tree, close to the sea. Two pirates decide to play the dangerous game of truth. One-shot. Jack/Ana. Rated T for hints.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,307 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Published: 5/16/2009 - Anamaria, Capt. Jack Sparrow - Complete
The Emergency reviews
Drabble. Frodo needs Sam to rescue him.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 104 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Published: 5/15/2009 - Frodo B., Samwise G. - Complete
Goodbye, Boromir reviews
Thoughts about Boromir.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 637 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Published: 3/29/2009 - Boromir - Complete
The truth you can not face reviews
The scene 'Denethor's Thought'. Faramir POV. Faramir tries to tell his father a truth about his brother.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,438 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Published: 3/21/2009 - Faramir, Denethor - Complete
Autumn Snow reviews
Edward secretly sneaks away to mourn for someone who has been dead for centuries.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Family/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 914 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/10/2009 - Edward, Elizabeth - Complete
10 Symptome der FluchderKaribikSucht reviews
Kleiner Ratgeber zur Erkennung dieser höchst ansteckenden Krankheit
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K - German - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 442 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/30/2008 - Complete
10 Symptome der HerrderRingeSucht reviews
DER Ratgeber zur frühzeitigen Erkennung dieser hoch ansteckenden Krankheit!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - German - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 539 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/30/2008 - Complete
The white bird reviews
Somebody's waiting...
Silmarillion - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 342 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 12/19/2008 - Complete
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