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Author has written 22 stories for Twilight.

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THE BRIDE OF EDWARD CULLEN

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SOUR

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INCARCERATED

"Camerado, I give you my hand!
I give you my love more precious than money,
I give you myself before preaching or law;
Will you give me yourself? Will you come travel with me?
Shall we stick by each other as long as we live?"

from Song of the Open Road by Walt Whitman

Herein find heart-wrenching, uncompromising beauty; two lovers, three lives, seven sacrifices, one family.

She traveled alone out of her mind’s darkness; he fled a brightness burned into his skin. Eternally matched, they found the question that would break them.

He waited in sparse shadows for the only answer, his one chance to escape his bonds. One vanished; another followed; they found bitter joy from the surrender of others.

Alice, Jasper, Edward immured, punished, released, redeemed.

Thank you BellaStjerne for your inspiring and beautiful thoughts and Viola Cornuta for bringing this all together.

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JEALOUSY

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COMEUPPANCE

Because she says it so much more precisely and insightfully than I ever could, here's a summary of Comeuppance from BellaStjerne (a fabulous woman who met me on every step of this journey):

Comeuppance is the first AH/AU story by Goldenmeadow. In this tale we find a Bella who has never believed that she deserves to be with Edward. At this point in her desperate quite perfect life, her marriage seems a fluke, a wonderful mistake but a mistake nonetheless, a ticking bomb waiting to explode demolishing everything in its wake. All that is needed is a lighted fuse which comes in the form of Jacob, the young and handsome neighbor. This story is about Bella's comeuppance. It's about passion, love, hate, pain, betrayal, joy, sorrow, doubt. It's about choices and consequences. It's about finding out if destruction inevitably begets destruction or if it is possible to find redemption through imperfect love.

The Bella and Edward depicted here are full of glorious human frailties. Bella's thoughtless actions and Edward's equally heedless reactions, force them to come to grips with the perils of placing the undue burden of perfection on each other and the fallacy traps that feelings of unworthiness have created in their relationship. And it forces us to confront the disquieting reality that we all have it in ourselves to exhibit as much goodness as cruelty given the right set of circumstances. It also presents us with the notion that it is not our mistakes that define us, but the choices we make in their aftermath. Choices such as the painful surrendering of our unrealistic notions of how life should be and the embracing of flaws and messiness as part of our reality. For in the end, the masterpieces are not the flawless ones, but the ones that even in the midst of glaring imperfections look beautiful.

Without a doubt, Goldenmeadow has written a gripping, gut-wrenching story. She has the ability to captivate the reader by the sheer force of her indelibly vivid descriptions. Descriptions that prove that, contrary to popular belief, sometimes a thousand words are indeed worth more than a picture. Her mastery and luscious use of the language are a welcomed departure from the triteness so often seen in fanfiction. She also has a rare gift. She can pull as much angst as Kafka while displaying a wicked sense of humor similar to Pratchett.

If you are looking for a fairytale this is not it. There are no deus ex machina exploits wrapping up everything in a pretty bow. But don't be put off or deceived by that. You may have your happily ever after after all. Besides, Comeuppance is one of the smartest and funniest stories around. Don't miss out on it!

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From The Ashes by RowanMoon reviews
*Sequel* Must read Broken Doll first to understand mythology and plot progression. Bella rises from the ashes as the Golden Eyed Queen after her victory over the Volturi to find her journey to complete her destiny has only just begun. AU Supernatural
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 94,824 - Reviews: 295 - Favs: 198 - Follows: 186 - Updated: 8/30/2014 - Published: 6/15/2010 - Complete
The Plan - OUTTAKES by QuantumFizzx reviews
REMOVED. Thank you for your readership. Kept a few chapters up to explain why & share outtakes alter. Obsessed but unnoticed for over a year, she puts a plan in motion to catch the eye of the corner-office. That's her plan. Fate has another plan entirely
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,687 - Reviews: 19579 - Favs: 6,474 - Follows: 4,429 - Updated: 3/9/2014 - Published: 12/12/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Tropic of Virgo by In.a.blue.bathrobe reviews
He's a young but jaded musician writing lyrics for his band, and she's a naive, frustrated poet looking to break out of her shell; their words collide online. What happens when they meet in high school, unaware of their literary connection?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 37 - Words: 150,577 - Reviews: 20343 - Favs: 13,614 - Follows: 5,571 - Updated: 9/9/2013 - Published: 3/4/2009 - Complete
Becoming Bella Swan by BellaFlan reviews
INDIE TWIFIC AWARD WINNER! Bella Swan is being hospitalized for an Identity Disorder...Or is Bella Flanagan being hospitalized? Set after Edward leaves in New Moon or I'm writing this from an asylum. WARNING MA only. VERY DARK COMEDY.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Parody - Chapters: 53 - Words: 89,363 - Reviews: 4900 - Favs: 1,448 - Follows: 839 - Updated: 10/31/2012 - Published: 10/18/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Always Trust Your Wingman by holymfwickee reviews
Outtakes from "My First Date with Katniss Everdeen". Chapter 1 - a snippet from the Wingman's POV. Chapter 2 - Madge goes on her first date. Chapter 3&4 - An unconventional double date. Chapter 5 - Snippet from Katniss' POV.
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 5 - Words: 27,804 - Reviews: 182 - Favs: 297 - Follows: 152 - Updated: 10/30/2012 - Published: 5/10/2011 - Prim E., Madge U.
A Handsome Woman by Viola Cornuta reviews
*CO-WINNER JUDGES' CHOICE: Curvaceous and Bodacious Contest* He took her on faith, and, with a pot of shamrock, she traveled to an unknown shore to become his wife. Rated M for future chapters. Collab w/ winterstale.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,521 - Reviews: 127 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 11/4/2011 - Published: 4/13/2011 - Edward, Siobhan
My First Date with Katniss Everdeen by holymfwickee reviews
AU. Take a deep breath. Wipe the sweat off your hands. Don't let her scowl make you nervous. You're only talking to the girl you've been in love with your entire life.
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 13 - Words: 116,264 - Reviews: 1596 - Favs: 3,347 - Follows: 1,020 - Updated: 8/17/2011 - Published: 7/1/2010 - Peeta M., Katniss E. - Complete
Needed Touch by mamdi reviews
Contest entry for Spanking the Monkey!: AU/AH ?/Mike Sometimes we feel empty. Sometimes we masturbate. Sometimes it isn't enough.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,618 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/3/2011
Pretty Piece of Flesh by luxurykill reviews
A series of hot one-shots rated very M for a reason. All fairly canon and all E/B.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 33,705 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 450 - Follows: 161 - Updated: 6/19/2011 - Published: 2/13/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Young Pilgrims by ineedyoursway reviews
Bella lives a life without passion. Passion is the only thing Edward has.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 28,199 - Reviews: 2191 - Favs: 1,365 - Follows: 780 - Updated: 2/12/2011 - Published: 12/17/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
What You Don't Know by Airplane reviews
It's become very clear to Eugene that Rapunzel has little to no understanding of amorous affection.
Tangled - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 37 - Words: 88,185 - Reviews: 2316 - Favs: 3,458 - Follows: 1,107 - Updated: 2/9/2011 - Published: 12/8/2010 - Rapunzel, Flynn R. - Complete
Elemental by TallulahBelle reviews
AU/AH: When the Swans return to their birthplace, Bella learns she is no ordinary teenager, and Forks is no ordinary town. Can she fulfill her destiny with the powerful Edward Cullen, or will the dark forces that threaten their families destroy them all?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 30 - Words: 189,571 - Reviews: 9316 - Favs: 9,271 - Follows: 5,069 - Updated: 2/8/2011 - Published: 7/23/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Paper CutOuts by astilbe13 reviews
Bella prefers the virtual to the actual, but feels herself being tugged from the safety of her online realm into the world of a rough edged Edward. This time she'll write her own story. Collab with twistedcoincidence AH/AU
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 33 - Words: 132,587 - Reviews: 1793 - Favs: 935 - Follows: 617 - Updated: 12/14/2010 - Published: 5/23/2010 - Bella, Edward
Glitch by quothme reviews
Maybe there really is a glitch in Bella's brain. After all, she knows he's out there. She knows he's been watching her ever since she can remember. She's *not* crazy. Why won't anyone believe her? Dark humor a la Face Punch.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 67,750 - Reviews: 2466 - Favs: 1,927 - Follows: 1,191 - Updated: 11/25/2010 - Published: 4/18/2010 - Bella - Complete
Raw and Rosy by tuesdaymidnight reviews
Jasper Hale hates his high school rival Edward Cullen with a passion. What happens when Jasper discovers Edward's little secret? Spank!Fic. AH/AU/OOC. Rated M. Contains mature content.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 19 - Words: 91,100 - Reviews: 3568 - Favs: 2,449 - Follows: 1,434 - Updated: 10/23/2010 - Published: 6/6/2010 - Jasper, Edward - Complete
The Blessing and the Curse by The Black Arrow reviews
By pretending she is falling for Edward, Bella is fulfilling Esme's dying wish. But sexy, possessive Edward can read her mind. Will she ever get into his? Can Bella forget the pain of her teenage years, and can she resist his relentless seduction? AH.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 140,448 - Reviews: 14395 - Favs: 16,104 - Follows: 8,531 - Updated: 9/10/2010 - Published: 5/31/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Rough Seas by MySlashyFriend reviews
Edward begins his new career as a seaman, only to discover a side of him he never knew existed. Originally written as a one-shot for the Tattward Contest. Chapter 3 is for cosmo9 and ArcadianMaggie. AU/AH, OOC, SLASH, Lemons.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 25,556 - Reviews: 205 - Favs: 269 - Follows: 101 - Updated: 8/16/2010 - Published: 7/28/2009 - Edward, Jasper - Complete
Midnight Desire by Twilightzoner reviews
An All Human parody of Midnight Sun. AH, AU and consequently OOC. No blood lust - just uncontrollable human lust. Smut filled fun . . .
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Parody/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 89,654 - Reviews: 5382 - Favs: 7,065 - Follows: 3,387 - Updated: 7/1/2010 - Published: 7/13/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The Screamers by KiyaRaven reviews
Street kid. Rockstar. Worlds apart and yet so similar. Sometimes fate throws people together for a reason, and sometimes two people that rub each other the wrong way make the best sparks. All Human **WARNING: MOSTLY HUMOR BUT ALSO CONTAINS ANGST & DARK THEMES**
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 39 - Words: 358,773 - Reviews: 12600 - Favs: 7,300 - Follows: 3,522 - Updated: 6/2/2010 - Published: 5/23/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
I Hate Myself For Loving You by halojones reviews
Bella's ready to bust out of her shell in college with roomie Alice. She meets the dazzling but rakish Edward, but is warned of his less than angelic ways. Will B/A be just another notch in the belt for J/E, or will they teach the boys a lesson or two?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 60 - Words: 239,525 - Reviews: 10048 - Favs: 7,486 - Follows: 6,143 - Updated: 4/19/2010 - Published: 3/28/2008
Bad Habit: Book One by AmeryMarie reviews
Bella has a bad habit. She's been secretly involved, and secretly in love, w/her friends brother for yrs. Will she ever admit her love or will misunderstandings, interfering friends & betrayal help her kick the habit? AH/OOC, MATURE
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 21 - Words: 235,518 - Reviews: 1513 - Favs: 1,801 - Follows: 1,193 - Updated: 4/12/2010 - Published: 4/19/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Begin Again by C-Me-Smile reviews
Edward is a married novelist of some renown. An unexpected reunion in a bookstore reawakens old feelings in him never fully buried of lost love, desire, aching regret and tentative hope. But does the object of his feelings still feel the same? All-Human
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 12 - Words: 96,432 - Reviews: 911 - Favs: 358 - Follows: 426 - Updated: 3/28/2010 - Published: 7/4/2009 - Edward, Jasper
Deviation by Kyrene once Blood Roses reviews
A brother with a bullet in his brain, a tryst that should never have happened. A sister who thought she knew the future, one bond torn to weave two greater. “Life is twisted, and maybe it shouldn’t have happened, but it did.”
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,632 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 10 - Published: 3/10/2010 - Alice, Edward - Complete
Dark Side of the Moon by blondie AKA robin reviews
New Moon from Edward's POV. Witness how Edward agonized over leaving Bella, hunted for Victoria, faced the Volturi, and came to realize that with Bella was where he was meant to be.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 176,408 - Reviews: 2596 - Favs: 3,468 - Follows: 1,538 - Updated: 2/26/2010 - Published: 5/23/2008 - Edward - Complete
Broken Doll by RowanMoon reviews
Bella's marriage to Jacob is on the rocks. It's 9 years after Edward left her in the forest. She wanders into the forest, back to the place her pain began and finds her world tipped on it's axis buried in simple human lies. Alternate Universe
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 29 - Words: 93,920 - Reviews: 877 - Favs: 433 - Follows: 214 - Updated: 2/10/2010 - Published: 8/5/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Pick Your Poison by Broken Holiday Record Contest reviews
Four couples gather at the McCarty home for their traditional Christmas Eve dinner. Can they overcome the stresses in their marriages and reconnect as lovers?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,279 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/26/2009 - Complete
Illicit Behavior by Bridal Style reviews
Bella wants to spice up her sex life. When one of her fantasies is fulfilled, will it be all that she imagined or more than she bargained for? AU/AH, OOC. Rated M/NC-17 for language/lemons.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,966 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 9 - Published: 11/30/2009 - Bella, Edward
The Tablecloth by RaeCullen reviews
One geeky Edward, one hot Bella and one snuggie. Enough said. Snuggieward written for Waffles5509 by RaeCullen, LittleClareStar and Agoraphobiantic. "It's just not a holiday w/o stuffing". Rated M for obvious lemons.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,488 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 22 - Published: 11/8/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Sin and Incivility by Pastiche Pen reviews
Bella Swan deals with heartache in her own uncivilized way. Lemons galore - and the writing style intentionally switches between gritty pulp and fairytale pretty. Just don't say I didn't warn ya. All-human.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 22,049 - Reviews: 1027 - Favs: 1,824 - Follows: 681 - Updated: 11/6/2009 - Published: 12/24/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
A Song With No Words by Kyrene once Blood Roses reviews
At the lugubrious summer house by the obnoxious blue lake, they find the words to a song long lost. Part One-Edward: “Oh, no. No white rabbits for me, little vampire man. You’re the only Alice in this story.” AUAH, Canon
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,911 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 19 - Published: 11/4/2009
Marked by naelany reviews
I reached out, touching the dark ink lightly as I breathed, “Beautiful.” Instantly, I wasn’t sure if I meant the design…or Jasper. Slash. OOC. JxE. A collaboration between Naelany and SorceressCirce for the Tattward & Inkella Contest.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,908 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 10/25/2009 - Published: 7/31/2009 - Edward, Jasper - Complete
The Bride of Edward Cullen by SinisterSisterhood reviews
Evil, AU, OOC Bella is less than thrilled with her new vampire life and seeks violent revenge! A blondie/goldenmeadow collab and joint FIRST PLACE WINNER of Les Femmes Noires Contest. Fuckhot summary inside. Enter at your own risk.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Horror/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,226 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 13 - Published: 10/22/2009 - Bella - Complete
The Acclimation Diaries by booboo.kitty2.0 reviews
All told from EPOV, The Acclimation Diaries chronicles Edward’s struggles with learning control & taking things 1 step at a time as he acclimates to Bella sexually in prep of their impending wedding night. Can he keep his desire in check or will his snap?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 88,700 - Reviews: 1142 - Favs: 1,453 - Follows: 602 - Updated: 9/18/2009 - Published: 3/20/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Cygnet and the Strigoi by CapnSureYouAre reviews
I used to think I was average, you know, dull and boring. Then I found out I was a shape-shifting, reincarnated death goddess with a knack for vengeance, the boy I'm obsessed with is my immortal enemy, and my friends are werewolves. So much for average.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Fantasy - Chapters: 12 - Words: 91,845 - Reviews: 452 - Favs: 298 - Follows: 337 - Updated: 8/20/2009 - Published: 4/23/2009 - Bella, Edward
Must Have Been Love by wtvoc reviews
AU-Human, Normal pairings. Alice thinks her roommate and her cousin are Made For Each Other. What say her cousin and her roommate? And why is it that love always has to get so very, very complicated?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 26 - Words: 125,012 - Reviews: 3461 - Favs: 3,282 - Follows: 2,065 - Updated: 8/2/2009 - Published: 6/17/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Misadventures of Bird Girl and Fang Boy by CapnSureYouAre reviews
Outtakes, extras and dirty little tidbits from The Cygnet and the Strigoi.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,063 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 21 - Published: 7/15/2009 - Edward, Bella
The Nymph and the Waterfall by Pastiche Pen reviews
Someone is spying on Bella at an "inconvenient" time. There's a gnome and a crap ex-best friend. All-human.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 83,768 - Reviews: 3124 - Favs: 3,252 - Follows: 1,097 - Updated: 6/15/2009 - Published: 12/3/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Be SomebodyOneshot by CapnSureYouAre reviews
This is my entry in the Peenaters "Alice Jasper Smut Contest." That's right, SMUT, so evacuate the kiddie pool. Tragedy and stubborness tore Alice and Jasper apart as teens, but Alice is still determined to make him want her. AH/AU.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,785 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 8 - Published: 5/30/2009 - Alice, Jasper - Complete
Seduction by blondie AKA robin reviews
Bella was intent on seducing Edward, but somehow he managed to get a ring on her finger. His side of the story may surprise you - or maybe it won't! Chapter 20 "Compromise" of eclipse from EPOV.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,917 - Reviews: 168 - Favs: 496 - Follows: 102 - Published: 5/20/2009 - Edward, Bella
Wilting by GuineaPigBarbie reviews
So, this is my life, a childish game. Ruled by God, damned by fate. A game of love and lost." AU/Human
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 45,530 - Reviews: 914 - Favs: 657 - Follows: 923 - Updated: 5/18/2009 - Published: 7/20/2008
Suite 2226 by goldentemptress reviews
What lies behind the door of Suite 2226? Will Bella’s life ever be the same if she succumbs to the desire she feels for a forbidden lover? One-Shot entry to the Forbidden Love Affair Contest won 4th place, Rated M
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,225 - Reviews: 212 - Favs: 523 - Follows: 155 - Updated: 5/18/2009 - Published: 4/10/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Stephenie Meyer and the Renegade Characters by browniechadowes reviews
Stephenie gets a little annoyed when her characters try to alter/comment on her novel, Twilight. Rated M for language mainly due in part to Jessica's inner dialogue
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 31 - Words: 23,901 - Reviews: 247 - Favs: 163 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 4/20/2009 - Published: 12/29/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
El Circo de Cullen by hugthystratosphere reviews
An anonymous, collaborative effort from some of your favorite ff author's! Completely obnoxious, guaranteed to offend, horribly taboo, nothing is left untouched! WE TAKE NO PRISONERS! READ AT YOUR OWN RISK! OOC/M fo'sure /CANNON..unless the mood strikes
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,759 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 46 - Published: 4/12/2009 - Bella, Edward
She's Royal by halojones reviews
The Cullens are in Hawaii on holiday, but only Alice knows the reason why they are there-she's had a premonition that Edward would finally meet his true love. But when their meeting is ruined by unforeseen circumstances, will Alice set things right again?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 20 - Words: 110,148 - Reviews: 2769 - Favs: 2,428 - Follows: 1,292 - Updated: 3/27/2009 - Published: 6/8/2008 - Complete
Show Me by booboo.kitty2.0 reviews
An entry for *A Twilight Teasing Story Contest* Bella comes into her room, fresh from the shower, wrapped in only a towel, to find Edward lounging on her bed instead of out hunting like he's supposed to be. Slightly OOC Edward, but not too much.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,609 - Reviews: 138 - Favs: 515 - Follows: 87 - Published: 2/17/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
A Little Sparkle in My Bowl by Juliejuliejulie reviews
During Edward’s hunting trip, Bella unleashes her naughty side when she can no longer control her hormonal urges. What are her fantasies? What does she really want to do with Edward? For DLC's Lion and Lamb contest and manyafandom's “For My Valentine.”
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,143 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 2/9/2009 - Published: 2/6/2009 - Bella, Edward
Heatwave by ShilohPR reviews
It's really hot out, and Bella takes a dip to cool down, a la naturale. Edward has no choice but to join. One-shot lemony zest, vampireEdward.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,491 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 235 - Follows: 36 - Published: 1/23/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Follow You into the Dark by GuineaPigBarbie reviews
What's the farthest thing from The Cleavers? The Cullens! How will Bella fair being a human, living in a house full of vampires, with a past that might come back to bite her? Rated M for later chapters
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 53,665 - Reviews: 560 - Favs: 613 - Follows: 232 - Updated: 12/21/2008 - Published: 5/24/2008 - Complete
Eye of the Needle by pagingDrCullen reviews
Human AU: Edward loses the love of his life - but he still can't hide from cupid. Mild slash, if you like Blay/Qhuinn from BDB, you might like this. One-shot. M for language only. It's a quick read, give it a try!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,563 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 10 - Published: 12/7/2008 - Edward, Emmett - Complete
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Incarcerated reviews
Two centuries. Two men. One meeting turns their worlds inside out. Massacres, immortals, the grandest love ever imagined. Dark, Southern, sensual. Slash. AU, M, EPOV, Jasper POV
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 21,809 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 9/8/2013 - Published: 8/17/2009 - Edward, Jasper - Complete
Dead Confederates reviews
Sultry, scary, Southern Gothic. A good ol' vamp with bad intentions, Eddie lives large as ever on the down-low, down South. Always under his skin, Bella's just sass in a frosty glass. **INSPIRED AWARDS WINNER Best Vampires & Best Bella** AU/M
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 38 - Words: 338,303 - Reviews: 1882 - Favs: 1,552 - Follows: 939 - Updated: 6/14/2013 - Published: 6/2/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Rebelward Without a Cause reviews
Outtakes from Dead Confederates featuring our fave dirty beautiful vampire, Rebelward. AND other Dead Confed characters explored-Alice, Jazz, Mama Brown, Rose and more. Beautiful, scary, sexy stuff. AU, M.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 14 - Words: 65,854 - Reviews: 340 - Favs: 146 - Follows: 128 - Updated: 4/5/2011 - Published: 6/29/2009 - Edward, Bella
Pain Killer reviews
'Batten up the hatches, here comes the cold, I can feel it creeping, and it's making me old, you give me so much love that it blows my brains out.'Nor'easter. New SLASH. AH. M.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,360 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/9/2011 - Complete
Youth without Age and Life without Death reviews
Nascence to ending, Eliza Masen to Isabella Swan. Human suffering, supernatural horror. Waking, dreaming; wanting, needing. A fantastical reason. Vampire. Human. Man, woman, lover. Singular hope for love & the ONE thing you never thought possible. ExB, M
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 14 - Words: 105,094 - Reviews: 272 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 80 - Updated: 1/13/2011 - Published: 1/8/2010 - Complete
Jealousy reviews
One boy. One vampire. One girl. Awkward. Learning. Leaning. Loving. A blossoming. A bartering. A trade-off. 'Are we really allowed this' A new dimension. A love fought for. M. AU. Edward & Bella.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 12,902 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 11/16/2010 - Published: 1/1/2010 - Complete
Misguided Angel reviews
Sultry southern SLASH. Muggy, melting hot and swarthy. A vampire and a man. A blinding blond form; too big to fit in this world. A quiet, tall, assured man; too used to his own company. AU. Mature. Very short story.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,397 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 11/4/2010 - Published: 10/20/2010 - Complete
Jezebel reviews
Explosion implosion. Impact react. Reach throw. Death life. Right wrong. Here gone. Want waste. Wander find. Possess, let go. Own, owned. End, be, belong, begin. Be. None-shot, shot in the dark. Bella/Edward. Bella. Edward. AU. M. Words.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,163 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/18/2010 - Complete
Surrender reviews
'And the day came when the risk to remain tight in a bud was more painful than the risk it took to blossom.' Edward left. Bella changed. He came back. Who will surrender? Bitterly cold, achingly ardent. AU/M.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 21,090 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 5/12/2010 - Published: 12/27/2009 - Complete
Mt St Hellena High School reviews
Take a canon tragedy, lace it with classical overtones and give it a new millennial setting. A brother’s deadly sins, a sister’s heavenly virtues, a lover’s eternal gift. Collab with Viola Cornuta, AH/AU, o/s, M
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,065 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/19/2010 - Complete
The Tigresse of Csejte reviews
Hell's handmaiden met a Habsburg prince. Budapest 1806. A valnak, a Baroness, an inglorious beast. A palatine, a prince, the guillotine. Her heart dead, his rotting in aristocratic decay. Give up? Genuflect? Claim. One vampiress, one man. AU M collab.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 2 - Words: 19,527 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 4/5/2010 - Published: 3/18/2010 - Complete
Carnal Knowledge 101 reviews
Is there nothing haughty naughty Edward can't do? Savant, esthete, gourmand, critic. Ever patient, ever hard, now he's hands-on. Pedanticward, in exquisite, carnal, uncut, comic detail, tutors his Bella-love in the one subject he never studied. M/AU/BxE
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 22,912 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 3/4/2010 - Published: 12/9/2009 - Edward, Bella
Why Do Fools Fall in Love reviews
Motownmett. Rubenesque Rosie. The Nifty 50’s. Sock Hop, Hand Jive, good-natured jibes. We all wanna’ know, ‘Why do fools fall in love?’ AU - that’s right, a full-figured vamp. T. **For ADF Happy Valentine Day Emmett Challenge**
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,335 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/13/2010 - Emmett, Rosalie - Complete
Sour reviews
Born and bred a man of salt, sea and coastline. My fleshly thirst long quenched, accustomed to ignoring my heart, his mystery calls me. His hungry look is unmistakable. It isn’t a dream. AU/M/SLASH *Part of the ADF Happy Valentine Day Emmett Challenge*
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,949 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/22/2010 - Complete
Lady Lix and Her Bag of Tricks reviews
Glass toys? Cleaning products? Furniture stores and sexin’ galore? A wee get well round robin for our slobber-monkey. Very RATED M for adults only. AU, hilarious hot, so bring your funny bone and leave your panties at the door. Oneshot silliness.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,223 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 12 - Published: 1/10/2010 - Complete
Looking Glass reviews
The soul takes flight to the world that is invisible and thereupon arriving she is sure of bliss and forever dwells in paradise.' Heartbreaking, blissful beauty unfolds around Edward’s dilemma, Bella’s dream, and their destiny. Love vs. time. AU/canon. M
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,860 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 12/30/2009 - Published: 12/21/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The Men of Twilight: Twilight TwentyFive reviews
Stories written to one-word prompts for the Twi 25 contest. Peek inside the minds of Edward, Jasper, Carlisle, Peter and more. Both AU & Canon in settings and pairings. Love, lust, loss, larking. Each story rated separately. DIVE IN!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 106,456 - Reviews: 460 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 12/1/2009 - Published: 9/15/2009 - Complete
Comeuppance reviews
Love: foundered, fraught, feverish, fought for. Figuring it out. Poetic, poignant, permanent, not-quite-perfection. AH, very rated M, Edward and Bella, Emotional and Beautiful.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 43,626 - Reviews: 138 - Favs: 133 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 4/21/2009 - Published: 1/26/2009 - Complete
Good & Plenty reviews
Like Cake but better because it's wetter! Hijinks at the rec pool; the Quileutes v. the Cullens in a game of water volley while E & B get wet. Post Eclipse, ExB, slightly OOC in an mmm mmm good kind of way! For ninapolitan's I'm a Cock/Twat Tease contest
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,475 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 19 - Published: 2/17/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Woman King reviews
The only Valentine present Bella wants is the one that Edward anguishes over second-most. Totally sexy, equally romantic, and appropriately fueled by Iron and Wine. ExB, canon, post Eclipse/pre-BD. “For My Valentine” contest hosted by manyafandom & isabel
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,771 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 21 - Published: 1/14/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Windows reviews
Jacob lurks outside the Cullen residence while, inside with Bella, Edward divines his wayward wolfish thoughts. Will Edward retaliate? Follows on from Cake but stands on its own. Sexy angst-ridden EPOV, in character, post Eclipse. Please review!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 15,252 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 233 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 12/18/2008 - Published: 11/25/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Cake reviews
Bella decides to test her newly discovered skills when Edward tricks her into tasting some wedding cake samples. In character, post-Eclipse pre-wedding. Oneshot. Lemon!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,812 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 192 - Follows: 40 - Published: 11/17/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete