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Joined 09-12-08, id: 1691291, Profile Updated: 04-05-16
Author has written 14 stories for Pokémon.

About the Author:

I'm Jax, and I write fics of questionable levels of okay and called for, largely about a very specific Pokémon researcher because I'm not obsessed shut up I can quit whenever I want. Other fics I write tend to be at least 75% mindscrew. When I'm not writing about shenanigans in the Pokémon world, my other fandoms include Steven Universe, Miraculous Ladybug, Tanis, Limetown, Undertale, and practically anything with a magical girl in it. Idk, ask, and there's a likelihood I'm into it. ;D

When it comes to pairings, my OTP is hands down Bill/Lanette, but I'll ship pretty much anything that doesn't involve incest, pedo moments, and non-con undertones by default. I'm the kind of person who would ship Brock with a hat rack. ... I'm the kind of person who currently ships Brock with that hat rack. You go, hat rack. You get a piece of that hot Pokémon doctor.


Latest News: April 5, 2016
Aaaay, sorry I haven't updated in awhile! Well aware that both Electric Sheep and AEM are in sore need of updates, but good news, everyone! For Camp NaNoWriMo, I'm working on finishing AEM. That's right. 100% completion, including a rewrite of the last available chapter. While I can't offer up the doc for your viewing pleasure (because, um, spoilers), you can totally keep up with my word count progress via Camp NaNo's website. Just head over here, or look up my username. (It's legit the same as my FFN one.)

Tl;dr, so sorry for the lack of updates, but I assure you, this fic is far from dead. It's gonna be finished, but I'mma gonna need a month of hardcore writing to do it. b)'')b


Stories:

In Progress:

Anima Ex Machina
After a meteorite brings a hostile new Pokémon to Earth, a young scientist is forced to become the host of one of the mysterious alien beings. Now equipped with a new body he has to share with the strange alien Pokémon, he sets off on a journey across a quarantined Hoenn to stop an invasion and protect his uninfected sister.

Notes: Also known as "MAH BABY" and "The Fic with a Thousand Versions *dramatic hand gesture*." First version is still viewable on Pokécommunity while the second is still readable on Serebii.
Current Update Schedule: One chapter every other Sunday.

Electric Sheep
(A White Nuzlocke!) In the future, trainers in Unova travel along Disneyfied safe routes accompanied by android companions and automaton Pokémon. Door Hornbeam is too disgusted with the fakeness of a journey to want to go on her own, but when she saves a mysterious young man by the name of Geist, she's thrust deep into a weird conspiracy centered around the androids she hates.
Current Update Schedule: One chapter every other Sunday.

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One Last Choice by Motherflipping Oak reviews
After a bloodbath of a tournament, a trainer finally comes to the end of their journey. One-shot inspired by Nuzlocke challenges.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,720 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/1/2014 - OC, Aggron/Bossgodora - Complete
The Next In Line by benthefirst reviews
A young boy sets out on his journey to fulfill a promise he once made. Little does he know that fate already has his future planned and that he is actually the next in line for a position that many dream about. TF
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 15 - Words: 44,298 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 5/8/2012 - Published: 12/17/2011 - Mew
God Dammit, Pikachu! by Fire Burning reviews
This is a phrase that any person over the age of ten playing Hey You! Pikachu cannot deny thinking at least once during their adventures with the annoying yellow rat. Rated for obvious mild language.
Pokémon - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 4,800 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 3/5/2012 - Published: 6/6/2011 - Pikachu
Cottage by witchfingers reviews
He was making a cottage in the middle of the forest... Jesse x James, AU-ish
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 1,624 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 11/28/2011 - Published: 10/31/2010 - James/Kojirō, Jessie/Musashi
Nobody's Someone by Jim Carnival reviews
Brock was desperate. Everyone had a 'someone.' He had tried, but failed, in gaining a love - even Ash had a 'someone.' So when the chance comes to touch that boy from Team Rocket, he takes it. James isn't a woman, but that's as close as Brock is getting.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 22,838 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 10/22/2011 - Published: 9/3/2011 - Brock/Takeshi, James/Kojirō - Complete
Tactless by Warlordess reviews
Complete! When Ash confesses to Misty during a personal moment, it is the cause for humiliation. But how many chances will she give him before finally getting fed up? AaML. Or Pokeshipping. Whatever.
Pokémon - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 20,939 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 5/3/2011 - Published: 11/3/2010 - Ash K./Satoshi, Misty/Kasumi - Complete
Pokemon Alliance Chronicles Stage 1: Childhoods by Autumnchronicles reviews
Minus is an experiment Lucario who shouldn't have fallen in love. Ven is a special Eevee with a destiny. Kikyo is a shiny Shuppet who was outcast. This is the start of their tragic, heartfelt, unlikely alliance that will save all Pokemon.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 29 - Words: 46,809 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 7/2/2010 - Published: 10/22/2008
The Last Light by TwinEnigma reviews
The Eleventh Doctor and Amy Pond visit Sagittarius Zero and have a strange encounter with a woman in white. Please read all warnings before reading. Edit: author's note trimmed
Crossover - Doctor Who & Sailor Moon - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,852 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 14 - Published: 4/26/2010 - Amelia P./Amy, 11th Doctor, Sailor Cosmos - Complete
Canon Rape by Bittersweet Romanticide reviews
In the fandom of Pokemon, some characters are badly portrayed, laws of the realm are clearly denied, and inconsistencies run rampant through poorly written stories. Don't worry, fair readers, I'm here to help. Innuendos and very coarse language.
Pokémon - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 100 - Words: 87,819 - Reviews: 1534 - Favs: 336 - Follows: 87 - Updated: 8/3/2009 - Published: 1/4/2009 - Complete
Gardevoir of Eden by Feyren reviews
The Cambi Gala becomes more than just a Pokemon Contest upon the discovery of an enchanting Gardevoir, green hair, and a fanclub composed of miniature Harleys. CS
Pokémon - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,513 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 6/18/2009 - Published: 1/11/2009 - Drew/Shū, May/Haruka
Kanto: Spirits Still Soaring by The Jaye Benjamin reviews
A deep intake of air filled Annalyn’s lungs as she took the few steps towards the head of her bed and placed the note on the plush, pink pillow. This was it, the end of her miserable life with her miserable family. // I'll take an OC or two, if you like!
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 19,983 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 4/7/2009 - Published: 3/25/2009
Unoriginality 1: An Original Trainer Story by Farla reviews
Meet Kazikami, the blue haired seventeen year old just starting her journey, and others! Totally and utterly original, really! No cliches here! Chapter 28: Regarding Ralts.
Pokémon - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Adventure - Chapters: 28 - Words: 29,794 - Reviews: 465 - Favs: 232 - Follows: 102 - Updated: 12/25/2008 - Published: 4/22/2005
Playground Philosophy by Epona Harper reviews
Maddie finds more than she barganed for when she takes off on a solo hunt for the ghost boy.
Danny Phantom - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,841 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 848 - Follows: 104 - Published: 8/19/2006 - Complete
ToMoDaChi by WednesdayLove reviews
Four children make a promise to be friends forever and grow up and go on a Pokemon journey together. Ten years later, Megan is the only one who even seems to like Pokemon anymore. Can she really find and reunite her friends?
Pokémon - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 13,976 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 4/22/2005 - Published: 1/3/2005
The Bowl of Petunias by Kat Highmoon reviews
This is another story of why the Bowl of Petunias thought "Oh no, not again" seconds before crashing onto the surface of the planet Magrathea.
Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,504 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 9 - Published: 4/9/2005
The World Is Not Enough: The Kanto Journeys by Kantaris reviews
REVAMPED & UPDATED, PLEASE REVIEW! Kantaris is just another Team Rocket member. But she has an ambition. Armed with only her dreams and determination, she sets out to go where very few Rockets have gone before: straight to the top.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 49,450 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 3/28/2005 - Published: 1/14/2004
A Mary Sue Alphabet by Irony-chan reviews
A's for Amanda Our hero's twin sister Got lost as a baby and Gosh, how he missed her...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,497 - Reviews: 2712 - Favs: 6,603 - Follows: 471 - Published: 1/12/2005 - Complete
Misconception by Dejana Talis reviews
Born of a queen and king who loved their daughter long before she was concieved, I live my life in the shadow of a child who never existed, who was destroyed by my creation. Will they ever love me as they loved Small Lady?
Sailor Moon - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 15,234 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 409 - Follows: 50 - Published: 11/17/2004 - Usagi T./Serena/Bunny/Sailor Moon, Mamoru C./Darien S./Tuxedo Kamen - Complete
Musuko by RyukoVulpix reviews
Hanako is like any other mother who has a son... she worries about him, and wonders if he's all right... She reminisces about days long ago, when he was still young... and hopes that someday, he'll find his way home. Until then...
Pokémon - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,743 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/14/2004 - Delia K./Hanako - Complete
Cruel Necessity by Epona Harper reviews
An attack on Peter has far-reaching repercussions.
Ghost Busters (Real/Extreme) - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 79,489 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 5/3/2004 - Published: 1/14/2004
Guilty by Design by Iveechan reviews
A Hitmonchan, born innocent and trained to become a deadly fighter, goes down the path of desensitazation. rating for violence.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 17,403 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 4/14/2004 - Published: 4/27/2003 - Hitmonchan/Ebiwalar, Tyrogue/Balkie
Rival by Erriel reviews
Gary’s little “change of heart” after the Johto League got me thinking. Just a brief look into what might be the story behind it.
Pokémon - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,088 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 151 - Follows: 15 - Published: 10/17/2003 - Gary O./Shigeru, Ash K./Satoshi - Complete
Curse of the WereChu by Kanada reviews
on the full moon, Ash Ketchum no longer exists. A pikachu is in his place. *UPDATED* R&R!
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,433 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 4/7/2003 - Published: 7/31/2002
Death by Insinuation by FigNewton reviews
Newton Greye, an inept private eye. is hired by Rogue to trail Toad. Mishaps involving angry Englishmen and romantic confusion ensue. BTW, Noah, I fixed my 'enter' key! Yay!
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,900 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/31/2002 - Toad
Chain Reaction by eatsyourface reviews
Setsuna is bored. So what does she do? Spy on the Senshi of course! Guaranteed to be pointless.
Sailor Moon - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,625 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 6 - Published: 9/4/2002
Imposter by Alex Warlorn reviews
“Jeri” feels there are some truths too hideous for others to know.
Digimon - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 429 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/10/2002 - Juri K./Jeri, Takato M. - Complete
How to Fry an Egg on Your Enemy's Head. by The Marauders Minus Two reviews
Ever wonder just how greasy Snape is? Well, the Marauders are going to find out.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,405 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/19/2001
Where Do Babel Fish Go When They Die? by aces reviews
Sod it. He's dead. I still can't believe it.
Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,412 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/17/2001
Redemption by Rb reviews
Everyone knows that Hikari is the child of Light. What happens when it comes to claim her? (warning: Dark.)
Digimon - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,691 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 14 - Published: 2/10/2001 - Hikari Y./Kari K.
Edward Hyde's Disney Special: Part 2 by Quark Quizmo reviews
Hyde's back! And he's better than ever!
Misc. Plays/Musicals - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,391 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/7/2000
Red and Black by Musashi reviews
Red and black...
Pokémon - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 231 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 2 - Published: 4/12/2000
Together Forever by Rb reviews
Ash and Pikachu have to make a choice, if they want to live together...
Pokémon - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,671 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/9/2000
My mother by Leto reviews
Even heartless criminals had a mother once... even Giovanni.
Pokémon - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,931 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/27/1999
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Anima Ex Machina reviews
After a meteorite brings a hostile new Pokémon to Earth, a young scientist is forced to become a host for one of the strange alien beings. Now equipped with a new body he has to share with the enigmatic Pokémon, he sets off on a journey across Hoenn to stop an invasion and protect his uninfected sister.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Suspense - Chapters: 20 - Words: 132,014 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 4/13 - Published: 3/1/2015 - Domino, Bill/Masaki S., Lanette/Mayumi
Electric Sheep reviews
(A White Nuzlocke!) In the future, trainers in Unova travel along Disneyfied safe routes accompanied by android companions and automaton Pokémon. Door Hornbeam is too disgusted with the fakeness of a journey to want to go on her own, but when she saves a mysterious young man by the name of Geist, she's thrust deep into a weird conspiracy centered around the androids she hates.
Pokémon - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 17 - Words: 97,893 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 4/10 - Published: 7/12/2015 - Oshawott/Mijumaru, Audino/Tabunne, OC
This Is reviews
This is a story about love, hope, life, ghosts, the dead, the end of the world, and a thousand other things that would have killed anyone else but you. (One-shot!)
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,793 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/30/2015 - Eevee/Eievui, Espeon/Eifie, Growlithe/Gardie - Complete
Anima Ex Machina: Redux reviews
Rebooted! This version is up only for archival purposes. To follow the current story, please see the author's profile!
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 18 - Words: 57,925 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 2/26/2015 - Published: 12/31/2009 - Bill/Masaki S.
Last Song reviews
What should one say when the world is ending, and it's their fault?
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,251 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 7/4/2014 - Bill/Masaki S., Lanette/Mayumi - Complete
Down Sunnyside Lane reviews
You travel to the ends of the earth for her, yet no matter where you look, you just can't find her. (One-shot for Pokémon Bank.)
Pokémon - Rated: K - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,634 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 19 - Published: 1/9/2014 - Gardevoir/Sirknight - Complete
Mary Sue Must Die! reviews
Exactly what it says on the tin.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Parody/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 803 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/11/2012
Intellectual Tango reviews
"Their relationship, like every other in the history of romance, was far from simple." One-sentence stories about a boy, a girl, and all the ways one can avoid saying three simple words. Prodigyshipping.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 14,403 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 11/5/2011 - Published: 10/4/2011 - Bill/Masaki S., Lanette/Mayumi - Complete
Retroactive Continuity reviews
N understands the rifts are there for a reason. One-shot.
Pokémon - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,400 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/31/2011 - N H./Natural H. G., Leaf - Complete
Braid reviews
There are certain rules one must follow while traveling through Ilex Forest. First, should you ever consider doing it, never stray from the path. Ever.
Pokémon - Rated: K+ - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,573 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/2/2010 - Celebi - Complete
My True Love Gave To Me reviews
Pokeshipping, Ikarishipping, Contestshipping, and others! A series of eight holiday ficlets in which eight characters attempt to confess their love. The problem is getting the objects of their devotion to pay attention. Now complete.
Pokémon - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 10,436 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 1/8/2010 - Published: 12/25/2009 - Ash K./Satoshi, Misty/Kasumi - Complete
Capricorn and Cancer reviews
Very short stories about an inventor, her partner, and three words that neither of them can seem to say. Prodigyshipping.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,954 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 6 - Published: 1/7/2010 - Bill/Masaki S., Lanette/Mayumi - Complete
Selling Everything reviews
Just how far would one person go for a rare Pokémon? It's not a question of life or death. Just one of dignity.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 605 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Published: 1/10/2009 - Bill/Masaki S. - Complete
Bloom reviews
Everyone has a purpose. Sometimes, that purpose is self-defined. For others, that purpose is assigned by a higher power. Bill finds himself caught somewhere in between. One shot.
Pokémon - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,889 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/14/2008 - Bill/Masaki S. - Complete