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Joined 09-12-08, id: 1691364, Profile Updated: 01-20-09
Author has written 2 stories for Maximum Ride, and Prince of Tennis.

Lemon Sayings

When life gives you lemons, squirt some lemon juice in that bitches eye!

When life gives you lemons...wait life never gives me lemons, I always get oranges. You can't make lemonade from oranges, besides I just throw them at people.

When life gives you lemons, make lemonade, then pour on somebody,

When life gives you lemons, wait for it to give you sugar and water, then proceed to make lemonade

When life gives you lemons, make lemonade, then drink, then go pee, then give that to somebody telling them its lemonade.

Best Friends Will:

Allow you to be a different race for a day.

Take a hit for you.

Give you a tissue and a shoulder when you cry.

Help you get revenge on the one who made you cry.

Support you when you need it.

Slap you when you're being too stupid.

Be the designated driver even though you promised you would be.

Always be brutally honest.

Join you when you're being silly.

Always listen to your opinion whether they agree with it or not.

Always be there.

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What Are Friends For by Soccer Freak 101 reviews
Fifth year Gryffindor Cammie Legront hasn't had any friends at all during her years at Hogwarts. Meet Sirius Black, most popular student, Marauder. They're partnered up for potions.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 72,687 - Reviews: 131 - Favs: 145 - Follows: 88 - Updated: 7/15/2009 - Published: 1/4/2008 - Sirius B., OC - Complete
Educating Sirius by unopeneddoors reviews
Sirius Black had never met Rae Johnson until that fateful day in November. One things for sure,he never expected to find himself falling in love with a shy, quiet and extremely smart girl. Now Slughorn wants her to tutor him, what will happen? PLZ REVIEW!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 30,496 - Reviews: 242 - Favs: 185 - Follows: 83 - Updated: 4/15/2009 - Published: 1/22/2009 - Sirius B., OC - Complete
Lovely Nothings by Subtle Affection reviews
Maybe, everything you murmured to me about your love were just lovely nothings said to amuse yourself in a game of catch the mouse. Lovely nothings said to take a hold of my heart, and shatter it with just one flick of a finger. Al/Scor
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,192 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/4/2009 - Albus S. P., Scorpius M.
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The Law and Soul of Tennis reviews
2 GEN. STORY Reiko had high hopes of becoming a new person in Japan, that is until her father's fame interfered.
Prince of Tennis - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 25,873 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 9/14/2009 - Published: 8/21/2009 - E. Ryoma, R. Sakuno
Godchild Project reviews
Demon is not ready to lead the flock, he wasn't ready for his parents to get kidnapped either. And he certainly wasn't ready to deal with the amount of insanity to come from just two girls...
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 16,287 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 8/21/2009 - Published: 1/12/2009 - Max, Fang