Author has written 2 stories for Maximum Ride, and Prince of Tennis.
When life gives you lemons, squirt some lemon juice in that bitches eye!
When life gives you lemons...wait life never gives me lemons, I always get oranges. You can't make lemonade from oranges, besides I just throw them at people.
When life gives you lemons, make lemonade, then pour on somebody,
When life gives you lemons, wait for it to give you sugar and water, then proceed to make lemonade
When life gives you lemons, make lemonade, then drink, then go pee, then give that to somebody telling them its lemonade.
Best Friends Will:
Allow you to be a different race for a day.
Take a hit for you.
Give you a tissue and a shoulder when you cry.
Help you get revenge on the one who made you cry.
Support you when you need it.
Slap you when you're being too stupid.
Be the designated driver even though you promised you would be.
Always be brutally honest.
Join you when you're being silly.
Always listen to your opinion whether they agree with it or not.
Always be there.