Author has written 5 stories for Supernatural, and Glee.
Hey. My name is Mary and I am 20 years old. I am a nanny. I love televison, movies, music, writing, reading good books, and politics (I know. I'm a dork.). However none of these compare to my greatest love of all...SUPERNATURAL! It is seriously the best show on television, EVER!!
Favorite shows: Supernatural, Friends, Arrested Development, It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, Will & Grace, The Office, 30 rock, House, Weeds, Everwood, Gilmore Girls, Saturday Night Live, The Daily Show with John Stewart, the Colbert Report, and Important Things with Demetri Martin.
Favortie Movies: Little Miss Sunshine, The Wedding Singer, Juno, Pirates of the Caribbean, Scary Movie, What about Bob?, Happy Gilmore, Parenthood, Love Actually, Romy and Michelle's High School Reunion, Shut Up & Sing, Mystic River, Gone Baby Gone, The Other Boleyn Girl, Across the Universe and Secret Window.
Favorite Actors/Actresses: Johnny Depp, Jensen Ackles, Jared Padalecki, Will Smith, Matthew Perry, Jennifer Aniston, Lisa Kudrow, Hugh Laurie, Ellen Page, Will Ferrell, Mary Louise Parker, Steve Carrell, Micheal Cera, Jason Bateman, and Reese Witherspoon.
Sam: This is the dumbest thing you’ve ever done.
Henrickson: You think you’re funny?
Sam: No way. That’s my Division Championship soccer trophy.
Dean: It's like we got a contract on us. You thinks it's 'cause we're so awesome? I think it's 'cause we're so awesome.
Sam: Dude, I'm not enabling your sick habit. You're like one of those lab rats that pushes the pleasure button instead of the food button until it dies.
Michael Scott: When I said that I was king of forwards, you got to understand that I don't come up with this stuff. I just forward it along. You wouldn't arrest a guy who was just passing drugs from one guy to another.
Michael Scott: Stupid corporate! Wet blankets...it's not like booze ever killed anyone.
Michael Scott: The rules of Shotgun are very simple and very clear. The first person to should "Shotgun" when you're in sight of the car gets the front seat. That's how the game is played. There are no exceptions for someone with a concussion.
Michael Scott: You don't call retarded people retards. It's bad taste. You call your friends retards when they are acting retarded. And I consider Oscar a friend.
Michael Scott: He leaves work, he's on his way home. WHAM, his cappa is detated from his head.
Jim Halpert: Because right now, this is a job. If I advance any higher, this would be my career. And if this were my career, I'd have to throw myself in front of a train.
Michael Scott: This is an environment of welcoming, and you should just get the hell outta here.
Dwight Shrute: I like the people I work with, generally. With four exceptions. But someone committed a crime. And I did not become a Lackawanna County Volunteer sheriff's deputy to make friends. And by the way, I haven't.
Dwight Shrute: I have been Michael's number two guy for about five years, and we make a great team. We're like one of those classic famous teams. He's like Mozart, and I'm like...Mozart's friend. No, I'm like Butch Cassidy, and Michael is like Mozart. You try and hurt Mozart, and you're going to get a bullet in your head, courtesy of Butch Cassidy.
IT'S ALWAYS SUNNY IN PHILADELPHIA
Tanning Employee: You want to put your baby into a tanning bed?
Gob: I should be in charge. I’m the older brother.
Barry Zuckerkorn: It would help if you would all show up looking like a loving, supportive family.
Lindsay: It's George Michael, he told me. I think he wants a mother.
Tobias: You know, Lindsay, as a therapist, I have advised...
Jennifer Moore: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gkoam1aPmC8
Jennifer Moore 2: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m1h2Kst1WJQ
Thanks to Becci (a.k.a. FLD) for the artwork! Love ya Becci Boo! xoxo