dragonoffire3
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Joined 09-13-08, id: 1691869, Profile Updated: 06-10-13
Author has written 18 stories for X-Men: The Movie, Harry Potter, Ninja Turtles, Twilight, NCIS, and Batman Begins/Dark Knight.

Gender: Female

Religion: Christian

Love: X-men and Harry Potter, and fantasy

Animals: Big cats

IF YOU ARE GOING TO FLAME, AT LEAST LOG IN TO DO IT, SO I CAN REPLY. IF YOU DO NOT, AND IT IS ANNONOMOUS, I WILL DELETE IT. I DON'T MIND FLAMES, BUT AT LEAST GIVE ME A CHANCE TO REPLY!

Weird is good. Strange is bad. Odd is what you call someone who you can't decide what to call them. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, which means weird is good! If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!

If you believe in Jesus Christ put this in your profile and don't just ignore this, because in the Bible it says if you deny me, I will deny you in front of my Father in the gates of Heaven.

Elfia has now posted a translation of my story A New Family in french! id:7049905

Favourite Pairings in fics;

Harry/ Hermione

FemHarry/Logan

FemHarry/Victor Creed

Logan/Rogue

Don't leave me alone with my own thoughts... they scare me...

Just a bit about my story, Feral, It is a second version of a story that i would have posted ages ago, but I decided against it, when i realised that the characters were crappy. I've since revised the characters and plot lines, and have gotten very far into writing it.

Ari's bike-

Ari's bathroom-


Just remember guys, Harry Potter is about confronting fears, finding inner strength and doing what is right in the face of adversity. Twilight is about how important it is to have a boyfriend.


REMEMBER WHEN ..


getting HiGH meant swinging at a playground?
the worst thing you could get from a boy was c0otiEs?
when )m 0 m( was your hero
and 'D a D' was the boy you were gonna marry?
when your W0RST ENEMiES were your siblings
and rAcE iSsuEs were about who ran fastest?
when - WAR- was a card game
and life was simple and care free?
remember when all you wanted to do
WAS GROW UP?

Put This In Your Profile If You're Still 5 Inside...No Matter How Old You Are Now

"Best friends through thick and thin!
If you cry, I cry,
If you laugh, I laugh,
If you fight, I got your back,
If you trip, I'll catch you when you fall,
If you jump off a bridge... Oh heck ,wait for me!"

Every one can find a Ninja but why is it so hard to find one guy in a white and red striped shirt, blue jeans, glasses, while carrying a cane in a children's book?


If you can read this message, you are blessed because over two billion people in the world cannot read at all:

I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg.

The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid.

Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy,

it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are,

the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae.

The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm.

Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef,

but the wrod as a wlohe. Amzanig huh?

Yaeh and I awlyas toghuht slpeling was ipmorantt! tahts so cool!

If you could read that put it in your profile!


If you are the type of person that flips out saying "Yes i got a review(s)!" copy and paste

If you burst out in to a complete and totally uncontralable laughing fit in utter silence copy and paste.

If you think that people who make fun of people to be cool, aren't, copy and paste.


The white man said "Coloured people aren't allowed in here."
The black man turned around and looked at the white man. Then he said...
"Listen sir...When i'm born i'm BLACK,"
"When i grew up i was BLACK,"
"When i'm sick i'm BLACK,"
"When i go in the sun i'm BLACK,"
"When i'm cold i'm BLACK,"
"And when i die i'll be BLACK,"
"But you sir...When you were born you were PINK,"
"When you grew up you were WHITE,"
"When you're sick you're GREEN,"
"When you're in the sun you go RED,"
"When you're cold you're BLUE,"
"And when you doe you'll be PURPLE,"
"And you have the nerve to call me coloured?"
"The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away...


'Never Argue With A Woman'

One morning, the husband returns the boat to their lakeside cottage after
several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap.Although not familiar
with the lake, the wife decides to take the boat out.She motors out a short distance, anchors, puts her feet up, and begins to
read her book. The peace and solitude are magnificent.Along comes a Fish and Game Warden in his boat.He pulls up alongside the
woman and says, 'Good morning, Ma'am.What are you doing?''Reading a book,' she replies, (thinking, 'Isn't that obvious?').'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her.'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading.'Yes, but I see you have all the equipment.For all I know you could start
at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up.
'If you do that, I'll have to charge you with sexual assault,' says the woman.'But I haven't even touched you,' says the Game Warden.'That's true, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment.'Have a nice day ma'am,' and he left.MORAL: Never argue with a woman who reads.It's likely she can also think

Warning: Tresspassers will be shot. Warning: Survivors will be buried.

U preps are gonna laugh ur butts off.

Isnt it funny that when you go to the shops with your friends you look down at the girl with black jeans and studs but smile at the girl wearing a a mini with a tshirt that barely cover anything?

Isnt it funny you can change your music taste to impress a guy but when it comes to a girl who likes her own music and her own style, you give her a mouthful?

Isnt it funny that a guy can get away with being a gangsta but the emo gets a mouthful from everyone

Are you laughing?

Isnt it funny an emo can be quiet all through the week but gets more shit from everyone than the girl who sleeps around and sells her virginity?

Isnt it funny that you dont mind your friends drinking, smoking but the minute someone mentions emo music you can give them a lecture on melodramatic teenage outcasts?

I'm not laughing

Its so funny that you and your friends can make a girls life hell and not know anything about the silent battle she might be fighting.

Isnt it funny that you can call emos, punks, goths the retards but still manage to get through your day without an inch of guilt in your heart.

HOW YOU CAN CALL A GIRL A POSER, HOW CAN YOU SAY "YOUR NOT EMO" OR "ATTENTION SEEKER" WITHOUT SPENDING A SECOND TRYING TO FIGURE OUT WHY THERE ARE CUTS ON HER WRISTS AND WHY SHE SPENDS HER LUNCHTIMES CRYING INSTEAD OR LAUGHING WITH HER FRIENDS

Keep on laughing

Isnt it funny you can say and do all this without any idea of what is going on in this persons life

without knowing her situation with her friends

or her family

or her LIFE

BRAVE ISNT GOING UP ON STAGE AND STRIPPING

BRAVE IS NOT SAYING A SPEECH

OR DUMPING YOUR BOYFRIEND

BRAVE IS

GOING TO SCHOOL AND NOT FOR A SECOND CARE WHAT THE WHORES AROUND YOU ARE SAYING ABOUT YOUR CLOTHES

ITS LISTENING TO YOUR OWN MUSIC AND BEING PROUD OF IT

ITS GOING THROUGH EVERY DAY WITH THE THINGS PEOPLE SAY TO YOUR FACE AND BEHIND YOUR BACK AND YOU STILL KEEP QUIET

ITS KNOWING WHAT YOUR "FRIENDS" ARE SAYING ABOUT YOU AND STILL CALLING THEM YOUR FRIENDS

BRAVE IS KNOWING THAT TOMOROW ISNT A BRIGHT AND HAPPY FUTURE

ITS ANOTHER DAY OF BITCHING AND DODGING RUMORS

keep on laughing if you agree


"Even if the voices aren't real, they have some good ideas."

I became insane, with long intervals of horrible sanity. Edgar Allen Poe

I like cheese. I have seen purple cows. If two gooses are geese, then why aren't two moose meese, or when two foots are feet, why aren't two footballs feetball? Milk tastes funny if you leave it out for too long. People call me crazy, but I'm just random! If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile!

My best friend is insane, if you agree or if you have an insane friend then copy this to your profile

"Noah noticed the Ark was starting to sink- he really hated wood peckers."

Bad things to hear at a wedding- "I apologise for the state of my clothes, and the smell of sick- but I spent last night in a skip. Dearly Beloved..."

"Sanity? I never had such a useless thing to begin with!"

"When in doubt, push random buttons!"

"When you talk to God, that's religion. When God talks to you, that's psychotic."

"Ask me no questions and I’ll tell you no lies."

"MENtal anxiety, MENtal breakdown, MENstrual cramps, MENopause... Did you ever notice how all of out problems begin with MEN?"

"Doctors say I have multiple personalties. We disagree with that."

"It doesnt matter whether the glass is half empty or half full,just drink it and get it over with."

"I'm not afraid of Death.What's he gonna do, kill me?"

"Energizer Bunny arrested, charged with battery."

"Firefighter: At one point we decided to fight fire with fire... Well...basically... your house burned even faster."

"I’m not paranoid… WHICH ONE OF MY ENEMIES TOLD YOU THIS?!"

"Don’t knock on death’s door. Ring the bell and run. He hates that."

"Whose sick joke was it for the fear of long words to be called hippopotomonstrosesquipedaliophobia?"

"You know it’s going to be a bad day when you fall out of bed and miss the floor."

I'M SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.

I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.

I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.

I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz.

I'm JAMAICAN, so I MUST smoke weed.

I'm HAITIAN, so I MUST eat cat.

I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.

I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.

I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.

I'm a LESBIAN, so I must have a sex-tape.

I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terriost.

I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.

I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.

I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.

I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.

I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.

I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.

I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.

I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.

I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.

I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.

I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.

I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convienance store.

I'm NATIvE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.

I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...

I'm a DANCER, so I MUST be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.

I wear SKIRTS, so I MUST be a slut.

I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.

I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.

I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.

I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.

I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.

I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.

I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.

I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.

I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a big DICK.

I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!

I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin

I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.

I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.

I DRESS IN UNSUAL WAYS, so I MUST be looking for attention.

I'm INTO THEATER AND ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.

I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be gay.

I have BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.

I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.

I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.

I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and that's how Russians roll.

I'm GERMAN, so I MUST be a Nazi.

I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO.

I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.

I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.

I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.

I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.

I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.

I'm a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.

I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.

I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I must be ugly...or crazy.

I'm BLACK so I must love fried chicken and kool-aid.

I'm BI so I MUST think every girl I see is hot.

I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.

I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.

I'm ASIAN, so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7.

I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.

I'm MIXED so I must be fucked up.

I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.

I'm in a BAND, so I MUST be a dork.

I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA.

I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect.

I'm WHITE and have black friends so i MUST think I'm black.

I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.

I love SHOPPING, so i MUST be rich.

Recent studies show that 92 percent of teenagers have moved on to rap. If you're part of the 8 percent that has stayed loyal to either rock or metal, put this in your profile.

98 percent of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy & paste this in your profile.

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this on your profile.

If you've ever sung a song you hated so much, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever laughed so hard you either choked, hyperventilated, had your sides cramp, or all of the above copy and paste this on your profile

If you're against animal cruelty (horse slaughter, bear bating, dolphin hunting, chimp slavery etc.) then copy this into your profile!

If you avoid teen fads and don't live your life according to others copy and paste this.

If you've ever threatened a computer or video game console, copy and paste this into your profile.

I once read that only math can save us now. Put this in your profile if you're screwed.

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy/paste this into your profile.

If you think that writing Fanfic stories is fun then copy this onto your profile!

If you know a video game/book/movie/anime/manga character or weapon that need(s) to exist, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have EVER yelled at a TV after getting frustrated at someone who can't hear you, put this on your profile.

If you have ever considered going to the dark side since they have cookies, copy this onto your profile.

If you and your friends have a nickname, title, or anything else for each other, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile

If you have ever burst out laughing in a quiet room for no reason copy this into your profile

If with no warning, you have laughed during a movie part that wasn't funny, copy this into your profile.

Insanity is defined as doing the same things over and over again and expecting different results. If you're insane, copy this onto your profile.

"The Founding Fathers, in their wisdom decided that children were an unnatural strain on parents. So they provided jails called schools, equipped with tortures called education." (Updike, John)

Stop, Drop and Roll doesn't work in hell.

Whatever can go wrong, will go wrong. And at the worst possible moment.

Suicide is a way of telling God, "You can't fire me! I quit!!"

Congratulations, you fail at life.

Sticks and stones might break my bones...but a 50 foot fall will kill ya'll!

Every piece of paper has two sides...unless you use magic marker. Then you're screwed.

I use to have super powers, but then my therapists took them away.

I'm not late. I'm just early for tomorrow.

I hear voices and they don't like you.

Smile: it confuses the enemy.

Stupidity killed the cat. Curiousity was framed.

Kinda hard not to be a smartass when you're talking to dumbasses all the time.

Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway.

You look familiar. Have I threatened you before?

Huh. Sanity. What would I do with something as useless as that? Lucky for me I never had any such thing

Those that ignore history are doomed to repeat it; those who studied history are doomed to know its repeating.

No one leaves this world a virgin cause fate screws you over.

I'm only afraid of knives when you're holding them.

I'm too tired to tell the truth.

I'm up, I'm dressed, what more do you want?

Instant Human: just add coffee.

I used up all my sick days, so I called in dead.

Just because I don't care doesn't mean I don't understand

Knowledge is power. Power corrupts. Study hard; be evil.

Last night, as I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky, I thought, "Where the hell is my ceiling?"

Merry Christmas to all, and to all shut the hell up.

I have ADD, Attention Def-OMG! It's a butterfly!

A balanced diet is a cookie in each hand

Of course violence isn't the answer. 'Violence' is the question and 'yes' is the answer

Tell me your sob story... I need a good laugh.

That which doesn't kill you... Will probably try again

Sorry, no assholes allowed

Sometimes it's not a good idea to question your friend, just help them dump the body in the river and walk away

If carrots were drugged, bunnies would be fucked up

I didn't move up the fuckin food chain to eat god damn carrots, so shut the fuck up vegatarians!

I SWEAR TO DRUNK I AM NOT GOD!

Fuck poltics, I just wanna burn shit down

You say "Weird" like it's a bad thing

I'm so hot, I make fire Stop, Drop and Roll

Pardon me, but you've mistaken me for someone who actually gives a damn

I'm sorry, they had to remove part of my soul to make room for more sarcasm

What drugs are you on? and can I have some?

For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you just what you find so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour long sob-fest, then start singing and dancing when your favorite song plays. Crazy is when you do or say a totally random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or start having a thumbwar with yourself . So if you're crazy, copy this onto your profile.

Put this in your profile if you didn't know the Alphabet Song and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star had the same tune.

This is a true story. A girl died in 1933. A man buried her when she was still alive. The murderer chanted, "Toma Sota balcu," as he buried her. Now that you have read the chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiilling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this on your profile, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded.

If you hear voices of the characters in your head...copy and paste this on your profile.

I'm the kind of person who walks into a door and apologizes.

Did you know the average American only reads 3 books a year? If you don't believe that it's even possible to read that little, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you're one of those people who get excited when you see just one review, paste this into your profile.

If you have ever stared at a computer screen for hours and hours reading stories that people who have no lives whatsoever and have enough obsession with something to write a story about it have written, and you are one of the aforementioned people, copy and paste this into your profile

If you've ever walked into a doorway that you could have clearly dodged, you just weren't paying close enough attention, copy and paste this on your profile.

If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile

If you're easily confused or confuzzled add this to you're profile

If you want to learn Japanese, copy/paste this into your profile

You're just jealous cuz the voices talk to me and not you

Just smile and wave

Don't piss me off, I'm running out of places to hide the bodies

I refuse to engage in an intellectual battle with an unarmed man.

This is not something to be tossed aside lightly. It should be thrown, with great force.

Warning: trespassers will be shot. Warning: survivors will be shot again

Always forgive your enemies... Nothing annoys them so much.

If the whole world depends on today's youth, I can't see the world lasting another 100 years.

If a mute child swears, does his mother wash his hands with soap?

I want revenge. Is that so wrong?

Chaos, panic, and disorder. My work here is done.

The problem with reality is a lack of background music.

I laugh in the face of death...maybe not laugh more like a snicker...a quiet snicker, and I wouldn't do it directly in death's face so, it's more like a quiet snicker behind death's back.

Hard work pays off in the future. Laziness pays off now.

When life gives you lemons, make grape juice, then sit back and let the world wonder how you did it.

I am not a humanitarian. I am a hell-raiser.

Your chances of getting struck by lightning go up if you stand under a tree, shake your fist at the sky, and yell, "Storms suck!"

Earth is the insane asylum for the universe.

I want to die peacefully in my sleep like grandfather...not screaming like the passengers in his car.

They say the truth will set you free. Then why is it everytime I tell the truth, I get sent to my room?

Mirror's can't talk, Luckly for you they can't laugh either - Blood elf Humor

How can I miss you if you don't go away?

If you think that writing Fanfic stories is fun then copy this onto your profile!

If you have ever fallen off a chair backwards, copy and paste this in your profile.

If there are times when you just wanna annoy people for the heck of it then copy this into ya profile.

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile.

My name is sarah

I am but three,

My eyes are swollen

I cannot see,

I must be stupid I must be bad,

What else could have made

My daddy so mad?

I wish I were better

I wish I weren't ugly,

Then maybe my mommy

Would still want to hug me.

I can't speak at all I can't do a wrong

Or else I'm locked up

All the day long

When I awake I'm all alone

The house is dark

My folks aren't home.

When my mommy does come

I'll try and be nice,

So maybe I'll get just

One whipping tonight

Don't make a sound!

I just heard a car

My daddy is back

From Charlie's Bar.

I hear him curse

My name he calls

I press myself

Against the wall.

I try and hide

From his evil eyes

I'm so afraid now

I'm sradishing to cry.

He finds me weeping

He shouts ugly words,

He says its my fault

That he suffers at work.

He slaps me and hits me

And yells at me more,

I finally get free

And I run for the door.

He's already locked it

And I sradish to bawl,

He takes me and throws me

Against the hard wall.

I fall to the floor

With my bones nearly broken,

And my daddy continues

With more bad words spoken.

"I'm sorry!", I scream

But its now much too late

His face has been twisted

Into unimaginable hate.

The hurt and the pain

Again and again

Oh please God, have mercy!

Oh please let it end!

And he finally stops

And heads for the door,

While I lay there motionless

Sprawled on the floor.

My name is Sarah

And I am but three,

Tonight my daddy,

Murdered me.

Put this in your profile if you think that child abuse is wrong.


If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile.

93 percent of american teens would have an emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?" or "Your point being?" or "You just realized this now?"" Wow, you're even more stupid than you look." copy this to your profile

If you have no grip on reality whatsoever, copy this to your profile. The nerd brigade thanks you.

Month One
Hi Mommy!
I am only 3/4 of an inch long, but I have all my organs.
I love the sound of your voice.
Every time I hear it, I wave my arms and legs.
The sound of your heart beat is my favorite lullaby.

Month Two
Mommy, today I learned how to suck my thumb!
If you could see me you could definitely tell that I am a baby.
I'm not big enough to survive outside my home though.
It is so nice and warm in here.

Month Three
You know what Mommy?
I'm a boy!!
I hope that makes you happy.
I always want you to be happy.
I don't like it when you cry.
You sound so sad.
It makes me sad too.
I cry with you even though you can't hear me.

Month Four
Mommy,
My hair is starting to grow!
It is very short and fine, but I will have a lot of it.
I spend a lot of my time exercising.
I can turn my head and curl my fingers and toes and stretch my arms and legs.
I am becoming quite good at it too.

Month Five
You went to the doctor today.
Mommy, he lied to you.
He said that I'm not a baby.
I am a baby Mommy, your baby!
I think and feel.
Mommy, what's abortion?

Month Six
I can hear that doctor again.
I don't like him.
He seems cold and heartless.
Something is intruding my home.
The doctor called it a needle.
Mommy what is it? It burns!
Please make him stop!
I can't get away from it!
Mommy! HELP me!

Month Seven
Mommy
I am okay.
I am in Jesus's arms.
He is holding me.
He told me about abortion.
Why didn't you want me Mommy?

Every Abortion Is Just:
One more heart that was stopped.
Two more eyes that will never see.
Two more hands that will never touch.
Two more legs that will never run.
One more mouth that will never speak.

I think abortion is the wrong option.

Mummy...Johnny brought a gun to school
He told his friends that it was cool
And when he pulled the trigger back
It shot with a great crack
Mummy I was a good girl
I did what I was told
I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold
But mummy when I went to school that day, I never said goodbye
I'm sorry mummy I had to go, but mommy please don't cry
When Johnny shot the gun he hit me and another
And all because he got the gun from his older brother
Mummy please tell daddy that I love him very much
And please tell Chris, my boyfriend, that it wasn't just a crush
And tell my little sister that she is the only one now
And tell my dear sweet grandmother that I'll be waiting for her now
And tell my wonderful friends that they were always the best
Mummy I'm not the first I'm no better than the rest
Mummy tell my teachers I won't show up for class
And never to forget this and please don't let this pass
Mummy why'd it have to be me no one deserves this
Mummy warn the others, mummy I left without a kiss
And mummy tell the doctors I know they really did try
I think I even saw a doctor trying not to cry
Mummy I'm slowly dying with a bullet in my chest
But mummy please remember I'm in heaven with the rest
Mummy I ran as fast as I could when I heard that crack
Mummy listen to me if you would
I wanted to go to college
I wanted to try things that were new
I guess I'm not going with daddy
On that trip to the new zoo
I wanted to get married
I wanted to have a kid
I wanted to be an actress
Mummy I wanted to live
But mummy I must go now
The time is getting late
Mummy tell my Chris
I'm sorry but I had to cancel the date
I love you mummy I always have
I know you know it's true
Mummy all I wanted to say is "mummy I love you"
In memory of the Columbian students that were lost
Please if you would
Pass this around
I'd be happy if you could
Don't smash this on the ground
If you pass this on
Maybe people will cry
Just keep this in heart
For the people that didn't get to say "goodbye"
Now you have two choices
1) repost and show you care
2)ignore it and you have just proven you have a low-down, cold-heart
(Please just copy and paste this on to your site and show that you care)

Gibbs Rules Taken from NCIS

Rule #1: Never let suspects stay together.

Rule #1: Never screw over your partner.

Rule #2: Always wear gloves at a crime scene.

Rule #3: Don't believe what you're told. Double check.

Rule #3: Never be unreachable. (*Most likely one of Mike Franks' "Golden Rules" as opposed to Gibbs, because Gibbs has been known to intentionally be unreachable.*)

Rule #4: The best way to keep a secret? Keep it to yourself. Second best? Tell one other person - if you must. There is no third best.

Rule #5: You don't waste good.

Rule #6: Never apologize. It's a sign of weakness.

Rule #7: Always be specific when you lie.

Rule #8: Never take anything for granted.

Rule #9: Never go anywhere without a knife.

Rule #10: Never get personally involved in a case.

Rule #11: When the job is done, walk away.

Rule #12: Never date a coworker.

Rule #13: Never, ever involve a lawyer.

Rule #15: Always work as a team.

Rule #16: If someone thinks they have the upper-hand,...break it!

Rule #18: It's better to seek forgiveness than ask permission.

Rule #22: Never, ever bother Gibbs in interrogation.

Rule #23: Never mess with a Marine's coffee... if you want to live.

Rule #27: There are two ways to follow someone. -- First way they never notice you. -- Second way they only notice you.

Rule #35: Always watch the watchers.

Rule #38: Your case, your lead.

Rule #39: There is no such thing as coincidence.

The Forties, Not neccessary for Everyday Life, But Required in Emergencies

Rule #40: If it seems someone is out to get you, they are.

Rule #44: First things first, hide the women and children.

Rule #45: Clean up the mess that you make.

Rule #51: Sometimes - You're wrong.


26 THINGS I MUST NOT DO AT HOGWARTS AGAIN:

1. I will NOT sing “We’re off to see The Wizard” when I am sent to the headmasters office.

2. Dobby is NOT Yoda is disguise.

3. He is NOT Gollum either.

4. I will NOT bring a magic-8-ball to Divination Class.

5. My homework was NOT eaten by a werewolf. Especially when my teacher is Professor Lupin.

6. I will NOT tell the first years to make a tree-house in the Whomping Willow.

7. I will NOT give Lupin a flea collar.

8. Nor will I leave dog-biscuits on his desk.

9. If a classmate falls asleep I will NOT take advantage of this and draw a Dark Mark on their arm.

10. Starting a betting-pool on the fate of this year’s Defence against the Dark Arts teacher is tasteless and tacky. It is NOT a clever money-making concept.

11. I do NOT have a Dalek Patronus.

12. I will NOT teach House-Elves to impersonate Jar-Jar Binks.

13. Shouting “To Infinity and Beyond!” was only funny the first time I took off on a broom.

14. I will NOT refer to the summoning charm (Accio) as “The Force”.

15. “Springtime for Voldemort” is NOT an appropriate title for the school production.

16. I will NOT greet Prof. McGonagall with “What’s new Pussy-cat?”.

17. I will NOT send shampoo to Snape’s office, no matter how badly he needs it.

18. "Potter 6, Voldemort 0" is not a valid T-shirt slogan.

19. Even though they are easier to use and probably more effective, I will not use guns against the Death Eaters.

20. I will not charm Firenze pink and call him "My Little Pony."

21. No matter how funny it is I will NOT leave kitty litter in Prof. McGonagall’s office.

22. I will NOT dress up as Lord Voldemort for Halloween.

23. I will NOT ask Harry Potter if his “Scar-Senses” are tingling.

24. I will NOT call Dumbledore Santa Claus. Even if it is Christmas.

25. I will NOT tell Voldemort to “Get a life”.

26.I will NOT tell Draco Malfoy to 'make like a ferret and bounce'


Neither guns, nor knives, nor axes kill people. The people living just next door or sitting next to you at work are the ones that kill people.

Roses are red, violets are blue,St. Valentine was beheaded, and you should be too.

What each kiss means:

Kiss on the stomach--"lets have sex"

Kiss on the Forehead --"Forever you will be mine"

Kiss on the Ear --"I'm horny"

Kiss on the Cheek --"We're friends"

Kiss on the Hand --"I adore you"

Kiss on the Neck --"We belong together"

Kiss on the Shoulder --"I want you"

Kiss on the Lips --"I love you" OR "I want you"

Holding Hands --"We can learn to love each other"

Slap on the Butt --"That's mine"

Playing with the Ear --"I can't live without you"

Holding on tight --"Don't let go"

Looking into each other's Eyes --"Don't leave me"

Playing with Hair on Head --"Tell me you love me"

Arms around the Waist --"I love you too much to let go"

Laughing while Kissing --"I am completely Comfortable with you"

7 Ways to Scare your roommates
7) Buy some knives. Sharpen them every night. While you're doing so, look at your roommate and mutter, "Soon, soon..."
6) Collect hundreds of pens and pile them on one side of the room. Keep one pencil on the other side of the room. Laugh at the pencil.
5) Tell your roommate, "I've got an important message for you." Then pretend to faint. When you recover, say you can't remember what the message was. Later on, say, "Oh, yeah, I remember!" Pretend to faint again. Keep this up for several weeks.
4) While your roommate is out, glue your shoes to the ceiling. When your roommate walks in, sit on the floor, hold your head, and moan.
3) Make a sandwich. Don't eat it, leave it on the floor. Ignore the sandwich. Wait until your roommate gets rid of it, and then say, "Hey, where the heck is my sandwich?" Complain loudly that you are hungry.
2) Every time your roommate walks in yell, "Hooray! You're back!" as loud as you can and dance around the room for five minutes. Afterwards, keep looking at your watch and saying, "Shouldn't you be going somewhere?"
1) Talk back to your Rice Krispies. All of a sudden, act offended, throw the bowl on the floor and kick it. Refuse to clean it up, explaining, "No, I want to watch them suffer."

7 Reasons Not to Mess with Small Children.

A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales.
The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because even though it was a very large mammal its throat was very small.
The little girl stated that Jonah was swallowed by a whale.
Irritated, the teacher reiterated that a whale could not swallow a human; it was physically impossible.
The little girl said, "When I get to heaven I will ask Jonah".
The teacher asked, "What if Jonah went to hell?"
The little girl replied, "Then you ask him".

A Kindergarten teacher was observing her classroom of children while they were drawing. She would occasionally walk around to see each child's work.
As she got to one little girl who was working diligently, she asked what the drawing was.
The girl replied, "I'm drawing God."
The teacher paused and said, "But no one knows what God looks like."
Without missing a beat, or looking up from her drawing, the girl replied, "They will in a minute."

A Sunday school teacher was discussing the Ten Commandments with her five and six year olds.
After explaining the commandment to "honor" thy Father and thy Mother, she asked, "Is there a commandment that teaches us how to treat our brothers and sisters?"
Without missing a beat one little boy (the oldest of a family) answered, "Thou shall not kill."

One day a little girl was sitting and watching her mother do the dishes at the kitchen sink. She suddenly noticed that her mother had several strands of white hair sticking out in contrast on her brunette head.
She looked at her mother and inquisitively asked, "Why are some of your hairs white, Mom?"
Her mother replied, "Well, every time that you do something wrong and make me cry or unhappy, one of my hairs turns white."
The little girl thought about this revelation for a while and then said, "Momma, how come ALL of grandma's hairs are white?"

The children had all been photographed, and the teacher was trying to persuade them each to buy a copy of the group picture.
"Just think how nice it will be to look at it when you are all grown up and say, 'There's Jennifer, she's a lawyer,' or 'That's Michael, He's a doctor.'
A small voice at the back of the room rang out, "And there's the teacher, she's dead."

A teacher was giving a lesson on the circulation of the blood. Trying to make the matter clearer, she said, "Now, class, if I stood on my head, the blood, as you know, would run into it, and I would turn red in the face."
"Yes," the class said.
"Then why is it that while I am standing upright in the ordinary position the blood doesn't run into my feet?"
A little fellow shouted,
"Cause your feet ain't empty."

The children were lined up in the cafeteria of a Catholic elementary school for lunch. At the head of the table was a large pile of apples. The nun made a note, and posted on the apple tray:
"Take only ONE. God is watching."
Moving further along the lunch line, at the other end of the table was a large pile of chocolate chip cookies.
A child had written a note, "Take all you want. God is watching the apples."


Computer Related Random Things

C program run. C program crash. C programmer quit.
FATAL ERROR: Size of thought exceeds available memory.
My programs never have bugs, they just develop random features. windows: 32-bit extensions and a graphical shell for a 16-bit patch to an 8-bit operating system originally coded for a 4-bit microprocessor, written by a 2-bit company that can't stand 1-bit of competition
Who's General Failure & why is he reading my disk?
I haven't lost my mind -- it's backed up on tape somewhere.
Smash forehead on keyboard to continue...
WinErr 16547: LPT1 not found. Use backup. (PENCIL & PAPER.SYS)
Runtime error 6D at 417A:32CF: incompetent user.
The world is coming to an end. Please log off.
As far as we know, our computer has never had an undetected error.


Wolverine: "I know what you're thinkin', punk. Question is: 'Can I get Wolverine before he turns me into shih kabob with those claws?' Now bub, seein' that those claws are adamantium, the strongest metal known, and can slice through vanadium steel like a hot knife through butter, buddy, you gotta ask yourself: do I feel lucky?"

Wolverine: "I go where I wanna go..."

Wolverine: "Somebody wake me up from this nightmare, 'cause I've gotta be dreaming. Who do these genius spy catchers think they're dealing with? Winnie the Pooh?"

Wolverine: "Why do they always give the guns to the stupid guys?"

Wolverine: "@#ING UNICORNS!"

Wolverine: "Like my name-sake, I'm fast an' I'm mean, an' when I get mad -- people get hurt!!"

Wolverine: "A man comes at me with his fists, I'll meet him with fists. But if he pulls a gun - or threatens people I'm protectin' - then I got no sympathy for him."

Wolverine: "I am afraid to be alone with my own thoughts. I'm afraid of my own memories."

Wolverine: "Before setting out on revenge, first dig ten graves. Saves time later."

Wolverine: "I'm the best there is at what I do, but what I do isn't very nice."

Wolverine: "You ain't seen a kill-frenzy until you've seen me get mad!"

Creed: I know I got my feet on yer crummy armrest. I don't need you to tell me that, and if you open yer ugly yap one more time, I'm gonna undo yer last three facelifts!Sabretooth: Death Hunt 3


-Artemis' dress, chp21 'A New Life'

-Lily's dress, chp21 'A New Life'

-Hermione's dress, chp21 'A New Life'

-Tonks' dress chp21 'A New Life'

-Artemis' dress chp 29 'A New life'

-Midnight's top, chp1 'Midnight's'

-Midnight's skirt chp1 'Midnight's'


1. Do not introduce self as roleplaying character in public.

2. Do not talk to fictional characters in public.

3. Do not answer fictional characters in public.

4. Do not talk to inanimate objects in public

5. Do not go out in public.

6. Disregard above note.

7. Perform numbers 1 to 4. Note expressions.

8. Don't die alone. Take many people with you.

9. Floor is slippery when wet.

10. Lake is slippery when dry.

11. Only talk to strangers you know.

12. Strangers you don't know are spies... Kill them all.

13. For legal purposes be sure to delete above note.

14. Tell people about the spies that are trying to kill you.

15. Kill them for security purposes.

16. Crying does not solve anything. Try violent mood swings.

17. Make a scene whenever humanly possible.

18. The men in white coats are not your friends.

19. Ask them for a room with lots of sharp, pointy objects.

20. When that doesn't work, ask for a designer jacket.

21. Chicken soup, although good for colds, is not the best cure for drowning.

22. Flammable and inflammable mean the same thing.

23. Unlike fine wine, milk does not get better with age.

24. Always remember, um... um... Damn.

25. Train army of flying monkeys.

26. Goldfish don't like milk.

27. Do not maim people. If you already have, kill them to avoid lawsuits.

28. Find out who invented the word "pianoist".

29. People are staring at you.

30. So act insane.

31. People are weird, but not as weird as me.

32. Do not taunt animals at zoo. They have feelings... And teeth.

33. Little people are aggressive. Stay away from little people.

34. Going through other people's stuff is a bonding experiance. Do this as much as possible.

35. You'll sometimes notice shadows late at night. Don't worry. It's only me... Bonding.

36. Never pet a wild dog.

37. Never make eye contact with a naked man. Especially if you are wearing a parka.

38. Naked men dig parkas.

39. Beware the naked man who offers you his parka.

40. You know what would look good on you?

41. Immolated cockroaches.

42. Don't worry. It's only a harmless pimento bug.

43. The size of Danny DeVito.

44. Making an amusing facial expression. Like this. OO

45. Numbers are evil. Count in clovers.

46. Stalking is fun. Do it more.

47. Make a large sign saying, "Look at me, I'm a gumnut tree!"

48. No matter what anyone says, there is a way to get to your fantasy world.

49. That way is rum.

50. Constipated people don't give a sh-t.

52. You cannot kill the snow.

53. The snow can kill you.

54. Grass can also kill you.

55. The leprechaun on the cereal box said I can't get his lucky charms...

56. Catch and castrate leprechaun.

57. HE is real... No matter what the men in white coats say.

58. Staple paper in the middle of the page.

59. In case of blank looks, laugh maniacally.

60. You are not haxxor l337 or an uberhacker or anything like that.

61. Pretend to be so around the n00bs.

62. Do not go out with voice #7. He is a sadistic, soul sucking demon.

63. Disregard last note. Go out with demon. Who needs a soul anyway?

64. Ask Senior Diablo for a bigger pitchfork.

65. Remember to kill HIM...

66. Tell the small children in Toys 'R' Us that the dolls have an insatiable thirst for blood.

67. Note reactions. Avoid parents.

68. The blood of infants gives unholy superpowers according to Jhonen C. Vasquez. Test theory.

69. Scream, the doctors don't like it, they'll give you a shot of something nice.

70. Hide the bodies, otherwise peole ask embarressing questions.

71. Eat the evidence.

72. But not if it's broken glass.

73. When in the presence of someone much wiser than you, point in a random direction and yell, "Look, a distraction!" Then run.

74. Do not tell children that Santa is fat because he eats kids.

75. Disregard last note.

76. Note reactions.

77. On average, 100 people choke to death on ball point pens every year.

78. Stock up on ball point pens.

79. Learn to fly. Tell no one.

80. The secret to flying is throwing yourself at the ground and missing.

81. Do not stick fingers into blender.

82. Blender... Bad... Ouch.

83. Blood loss is bad.

84. Find way to re-attatch fingers.

85. Scream as much as humanly possible at 2AM.

86. Answer every question with a question.

87. Ask people what gender they are.

88. Note reactions.

89. Refer to people as "mortal".

90. The Seagull From Hell is out to get me.

91. Kill all enemies in most disturbing way possible.

92. Start by drowning them in fire ants.

93. Find the creators of pop-up messages.

94. Kill them.

95. Brutally.

96. Teachers don't like finding notes on world domination.

97. Dunk head in boiling water.

98. Disregard last note. Was written by Voice #7.

99. Gullible IS written on the ceiling!

100. Investigate this whole "critical mass" thing when the klaxon dies down...

YOU KNOW YOU'RE AN AUTHOR IF...

You talk to yourself a lot.

You talk to yourself about talking to yourself.

When you talk to yourself you often talk to yourself like you're talking to someone else.

After uttering a profound piece of wisdom like that above, you stare at the cookie in your hand with awe and say, "Wow,this stuff is great for sugar highs...'

You live off of sugar and caffeine.

You'll check your e-mail every day of the week and then disappear off the face of the earth.

You're e-mails tend to be pages long and incredibly random.

When replying to an e-mail, you'll never actually address the point of it.

No matter where you are in a room you never have to get up to find a pen/pencil and paper.

The letters on your keyboard are wearing off.

You constantly start talking in third person, present or past tense.

You start thinking about making lists like this and start giggling for no "apparent" reason

Your friends stopped looking at you funny for no apparent reason a loooooong time ago.

You have strange nicknames and can tell a detailed story about how you got them.

You tell stories in your head, as if you're writing it down.

When someone asks you something about a book or its characters, you go off on a half-hour tangent about a plot-bunny that came into your head about said character/book.

You already know who your first book is going to be dedicated to.

When someone asks you what you want to be when you get older, there's no hesitation when you automatically reply "A novelist."

You get sidetracked easily, and often break off mid-conversation to talk about something else, but can sit and read/write for hours on end, no matter how much chaos is happening around you.

You don't want kids because they would take away from your reading/writing time.

You put off homework/going to work so that you can finish reading/writing a story.

You talk about WWII/Nazis in class and start thinking about Grammar Nazis and how much you hate them.

A 15 year old girl holds hands with her 1 year old son. People call her a "slut", no one knows she was raped at age 14. People call another guy "fat", no one knows he has a serious disease causing him to be overweight. People call an old man "ugly", no one knows he experienced a serious injury to his face while fighting for our country in the war. Re-post this if you are against bullying and stereotyping. I bet 88% of you won't... but you should.

You are not as bad as people say, you are much, much worse.
Now we know why some animals eat their own children.
Please, keep talking. I always yawn when I am interested.
Talk is cheap, but that's ok, so are you.
If we killed everybody who hates you, it wouldn't be murderâit would be
an apocalypse!
This is an excellent time for you to become a missing person.
I'm busy now. Can I ignore you some other time?
When I look into your eyes, I see straight through to the back of your head.
A sharp tongue does not mean you have a keen mind.
Anyone who told you to be yourself couldn't have given you any worse advice.
Are you always this stupid or are you making a special effort today.
Do you want me to accept you as you are, or do you want me to lie to myself
and try to like you?
Don't let your mind wander, it's far too small to be let out on its own.
Don't thank me for insulting you, it was a pleasure.
Don't you realize that there are enough people to hate in the world already
without you putting in so much effort to give us another?
He always finds himself lost in thought; it's unfamiliar territory.
I bet you get bullied a lot.
I can tell that you are lying, your lips are moving.
I don't know what makes you so dumb but it really works.
I don't mind you talking so much, as long as you don't mind me not listening.
I don't think you are a fool, but what's my opinion compared to that of
thousands of others.
I know you are nobody's fool, but maybe someone will adopt you one day. I like you. People say I've got no taste, but I like you.I used to think that you were a colossal pain in the neck. Now I have a much lower opinion of you. Iwill defend, to your death, my right to my opinion.
I would have liked to insult you, but the sad truth is that you wouldn't
understand me.
I'd like to see things from your point of view, but I can't seem to get my
head that far up your *.
If you were twice as smart as you are now, you'd be absolutely stupid.
I'm glad to see you're not letting your education get in the way of your
ignorance.
I'm impressed, I've never met such a small mind inside such a big head
before.
I've come across rotting bodies that are less offensive than you are.
Pardon me, but you're obviously mistaking me for someone who gives a damn.
People would follow him anywhere, but only out of morbid curiosity.
She's the first in her family born without tail.
That man is cruelly depriving a village somewhere of an idiot.
There are several people in this world that I find unbearably obnoxious, and
you are all of them.
What he is lacking in intelligence, he more than makes up for in stupidity.
Whatever it is that is eating you, it must be suffering horribly.
What's wrong, don't you get any attention back home?
You are not even beneath my contempt.
You are not obnoxious like so many other people, you are obnoxious in a
completely different and far worse way.
You grow on people, but so does cancer.
You have an inferiority complex and it is fully justified.
You should do some soul-searching. You might just find one.
You would never be able to live down to your reputation, but I see you're
doing your best.
Your mind isn't so much twisted as badly sprained.
You're a habit I'd like to kick - with both feet.

There are so many people who have never been to see a musical or play and so many high schools and middle schools who focus more on sports than on the arts. If we didn't have arts, then there would be no TV, because we wouldn't have actors, and no TV means no movies. Theater, dance, band, singing, and the rest of the arts are an important part of our community, too! Support the arts! If you agree that the arts should be supported and appreciated just as much as sports are, add your name to the end of this and post in your profile, please. Thank you! / Theater Geek / Lara The Dark Angel / MoonlightSpirit / CosmicalMadison/ Uncharacteristically-Feminine / Mrs. Cedric Cullen/ Lord Steinman / SeverusLovesHarry/ dragonoffire3

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Adalet by Angel-Jin reviews
Harry finds out that he's been lied to his whole life by Dumbledore but thanks to a correctly brewed heritage potion he finally learns the truth. Warnings: Albus Dumbledore, Lily Evans, Hermione Granger, Molly Weasley, Ron Dumbledore, and Ginny Weasley bashing. Yaoi and mpreg. Takes place after the end of seventh year. Good Tom/Voldemort.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 38,891 - Reviews: 379 - Favs: 956 - Follows: 1,398 - Updated: 8/5/2016 - Published: 11/8/2010 - Fenrir G., Harry P.
Storm Warning by Quetzalcoatls reviews
Sequel to StormFront-The first battle may have been won, but the war has just begun. Chaos is stirring and a goddess had been meone in the shadows has their own plans and our 6 demigods are right in the middle of it. DEAD
Crossover - Harry Potter & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 10 - Words: 22,617 - Reviews: 176 - Favs: 412 - Follows: 467 - Updated: 7/29/2012 - Published: 12/26/2010 - Harry P., Percy J.
The Blood in My Veins by My Beautiful Ending reviews
Val's already unstable life is thrown into chaos when she is kidnapped by Stryker's team and taken to 3 Mile Island. And to make matters that much worse, one of her captors is a man she knows about but has never met –her father. How will this end up? R/R!
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: T - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 34 - Words: 48,672 - Reviews: 180 - Favs: 157 - Follows: 102 - Updated: 3/2/2012 - Published: 11/28/2010 - Sabretooth - Complete
Harry Potter: Duke of Gryffindor by stalkerace reviews
Starts with the dementor attack, but instead of Mrs. Figg coming to the rescue, Remus Lupin and someone else arrived and informed Harry of the manipulations in his life.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 105,632 - Reviews: 950 - Favs: 2,595 - Follows: 1,630 - Updated: 1/23/2012 - Published: 5/30/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
In the Best Interest by Leonaria Dragonbane reviews
Victor Creed can kill without thinking, rape is recreation, but a tiny bundle on his doorstep has him stumped. When the tiny clawed fingers grip his, his life changes, forever. Can he raise his cub or will he have to seek help from very unlikely source?
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: M - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 39,868 - Reviews: 156 - Favs: 248 - Follows: 262 - Updated: 11/20/2011 - Published: 9/21/2011 - Sabretooth
Time For Truth by Rocks-my-socks reviews
AU. Five years after the first war, new laws are brought in that means Sirius will soon be free, and there is only one thing he cares about when he does get out: his beloved godson, Harry.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 25 - Words: 94,666 - Reviews: 418 - Favs: 645 - Follows: 417 - Updated: 10/6/2011 - Published: 6/23/2010 - Sirius B., Harry P. - Complete
Us Against The World by houseelf07 reviews
They both kept staring at each other's eyes, and Harry knew he had found something there, in those deep honey brown eyes, that he would not be that happy in seeing her with Ron, that he could not be happy for her and Ron..."
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 9 - Words: 63,781 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 8/20/2011 - Published: 7/23/2009 - Harry P., Hermione G.
A family bond by deathy-cool reviews
AU after second year, Harry Potter is kidnapped by Sirius Black. People of England think his dead but he isn't. Harry now lives in Canada with his godfather. New powers hopefully different then what people have read. Girl! Harry ON HOLD!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 29 - Words: 52,240 - Reviews: 277 - Favs: 501 - Follows: 419 - Updated: 7/6/2011 - Published: 2/14/2010 - Harry P., Sirius B.
Tutelage by Leonaria Dragonbane reviews
25 years after Origins and Victor is blending in to a new life. Mutants are legal, if not completely accepted, and he finds a new mutant right under his nose. Can he teach her to use what is developing? Victor/OC Origins Style Calling this complete, only because there is so much more to tell it needs its own story.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 30,704 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 135 - Follows: 103 - Updated: 6/27/2011 - Published: 5/31/2011 - Sabretooth - Complete
Moon Lust by Villainess Foul reviews
DARK FIC! Hermione's world was turned completely upside down when a werewolf decided she was his. Thrown into a completely new world she must learn and adapt to survive.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,899 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 198 - Follows: 328 - Updated: 5/12/2011 - Published: 4/13/2011 - Hermione G., Fenrir G.
Of Rogues and Packs by Stunning Sunset reviews
Get in, get out, don't be seen. Simple mission orders. Except Logan found a labrat who was too similar to him and decided to keep her. The lone wolf now has to take care of a frightened and traumatized young girl and treat her wounds, physical and mental.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 29,741 - Reviews: 529 - Favs: 888 - Follows: 336 - Updated: 5/3/2011 - Published: 6/15/2010 - Rogue, Logan/Wolverine - Complete
Under the Moonrays by Lady IkoYume reviews
Ever since her 17th birthday, she's been chased in her dreams but now her dream monster has taking a liking to her but she belives that it's all a dream and that he's not real... but when the past comes back to hunt her...what will her dream monster do?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 7 - Words: 8,878 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 3/15/2011 - Published: 10/4/2009 - Fenrir G., OC
The Outcasts Who Lived by Lady Jade Scribbler reviews
Two thrust into the limelight, two shoved into the shadows. Caspian Potter and Laurel Longbottom have been dubbed the CWL but are they? Join Neville Longbottom and Sofia Potter fem Harry as they struggle to live in a world that doesn't want them.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 20,669 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 158 - Follows: 203 - Updated: 2/14/2011 - Published: 1/1/2011 - Harry P., Neville L.
The Inheritance by Conflicted One reviews
Harry Comes into his inheritance Features Manipulative Dumbledore, Powerful Harry, Uncle Moony... royalty etc
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 13 - Words: 44,143 - Reviews: 297 - Favs: 691 - Follows: 715 - Updated: 11/16/2010 - Published: 8/10/2010 - Harry P., Remus L.
The Cousin Of Ipswich by Kyra5972 reviews
After refusing the Dark Mark the summer after 5th year, Draco Malfoy runs to his cousin Reid Garwin in Ipswich, Massachusetts. HPxCovenant Crossover
Crossover - Harry Potter & Covenant - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 18 - Words: 39,753 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 166 - Updated: 3/19/2010 - Published: 8/15/2008 - Draco M.
Supers and Wizards: The Sons of Lily by Drownedinlight reviews
Warren Peace just found out he's the son of Barron Battle and Lily Potter. Now all he wants is to meet his brother, but little things like the Ministry and murderers keep poping up. Xover with Sky High. Warren and Harry centric. Written by DIL
Crossover - Harry Potter & Sky High - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,030 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 289 - Follows: 452 - Updated: 6/3/2009 - Published: 5/25/2008 - Harry P., Warren P.
The Real Us by Seel'vor reviews
Everyone "knows" what happened during Harry's seven years at Hogwarts... right? Er... no. Find out the truth about Harry and Hermione. H/Hr Rating for language and mild sexual situations.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 157,527 - Reviews: 1041 - Favs: 4,792 - Follows: 1,131 - Updated: 10/20/2008 - Published: 10/19/2008 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
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Lies and Love reviews
In Volterra, Bella finds out the truth of the relationship she and Edward shared. It was all based on lies. But her true Mates have found her now. Her life's going to change. Drastically. UP FOR ADOPTION! SEE NOTE!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,750 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 117 - Updated: 5/15/2013 - Published: 7/26/2011 - Aro, Bella, Caius, Marcus
The Wolverine's Rogue reviews
When Rogue goes missing, Logan's instincts force him to accept what he's known since he met her. When he finds a traumatized Marie, he's the only one who can help her recover. Will he be able to? ROGAN! UP FOR ADOPTION! SEE NOTE!
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 9 - Words: 12,134 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 113 - Updated: 5/10/2013 - Published: 8/26/2011 - Rogue, Logan/Wolverine
Liora reviews
Sequel to Feral! It's been a year, and it's time to get Liora back to safety. Follow Liora through her life as she grows up with her wierd and overly protective makeshift family. Up for adoption! See Note!
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: M - English - Family - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,720 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 5/10/2013 - Published: 8/31/2011 - Sabretooth
Isabella LeStrange The Dark Lord's Mate reviews
When Edward leaves Bella, he doesn't realise what he's done. He's allowed her true nature to be fully awakened. When it comes out, however, Isabella realises that her destiny is by the Dark Lords side. LEMONS & light bashing! Up For ADOPTION! SEE NOTE!
Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: M - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 11 - Words: 13,090 - Reviews: 153 - Favs: 468 - Follows: 385 - Updated: 5/10/2013 - Published: 3/5/2011 - Voldemort, Bella
CuchulainnHomato reviews
Taken in by Splinter as a baby, Aya is a powerful witch, with a very odd family, but who is her real father, and what is this prophecy? M only for the second chapter. MOVIVERSE! UP FOR ADOPTION! SEE NOTE!
Crossover - Ninja Turtles & Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,819 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 5/10/2013 - Published: 3/13/2011 - Raphael, OC
Alpha's Mate reviews
After Edward leaves, Bella is found by Fenrir Greyback. She finds out the true meaning of belonging, and what it's like to have a true mate. Lemons! UP FOR ADOPTION, SEE NOTE!
Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: M - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 10 - Words: 9,722 - Reviews: 191 - Favs: 353 - Follows: 318 - Updated: 5/10/2013 - Published: 7/9/2011 - Fenrir G., Bella
A New Family reviews
When the Dursleys go to Washington on Buissness, little does Faith Potter know that she is about to gain a whole new family. Fem!Harry! WARNING: RAPE and ABUSE! Set the summer before second year. UP FOR ADOPTION! SEE A/N.
Crossover - Harry Potter & NCIS - Rated: M - English - Family/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,619 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 303 - Follows: 461 - Updated: 5/10/2013 - Published: 5/29/2011 - Harry P., Leroy Jethro Gibbs
Feral Identity reviews
Hathor Potter has been lied to, but now she has a family she didn't know existed, and she's going to train, and get out from Dumbledores manipulations. Can she become stronger than people thought she was? M for safety.
Crossover - Harry Potter & X-Men: The Movie - Rated: M - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 11,742 - Reviews: 139 - Favs: 563 - Follows: 641 - Updated: 2/5/2012 - Published: 5/20/2011 - Harry P., Sabretooth
Midnight's reviews
A bar that caters to societies outcasts in both the mundane and magical worlds. Two rules; no discrimination and no fighting. What is the owner Midnight Evans to do when Victor Creed becomes intent on claiming her as his own? dumbles bashing!
Crossover - Harry Potter & X-Men: The Movie - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,878 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 249 - Follows: 271 - Updated: 2/4/2012 - Published: 9/1/2011 - Sabretooth
Greyback's Mate reviews
One shot! Fenrir's found his mate and he will have her. Fem! Harry Greyback. Lemon!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,287 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 571 - Follows: 215 - Published: 2/4/2012 - Harry P., Fenrir G. - Complete
Prophesised reviews
Sequel to A New Life- Follow Blake and Tala, as they enter Hogwarts and make new friends, as well as enemies. With a Prophesy hanging over their heads, what will happen?
Crossover - Harry Potter & X-Men: The Movie - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 11,500 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 111 - Updated: 2/4/2012 - Published: 8/11/2011 - Harry P., Logan/Wolverine
The Godfather reviews
How much would the HP story change, if Hermione had been influenced by knowing Bruce Wayne? And how would it interfere with the plans of a certain meddling old coot? Weasly and dumbles bashing except for the Twins, Charlie and Bill. T for safety.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 15 - Words: 23,578 - Reviews: 259 - Favs: 563 - Follows: 698 - Updated: 1/19/2012 - Published: 5/31/2011 - Hermione G., Bruce W./Batman
Harry James Potter? No, I'm Athena Iris Howlett reviews
It turn's out that Harry's not a Potter- he's not even a guy. And what does Logan's and Ororo's missing daughter have to do with anything? Dumbles bashing! please read and review! AU!
Crossover - Harry Potter & X-Men: The Movie - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 9,602 - Reviews: 129 - Favs: 452 - Follows: 510 - Updated: 12/30/2011 - Published: 9/10/2011 - Harry P., Storm
One Of A Kind reviews
Bella isn't who everyone thinks she is. She's a Fae/Mutant hybrid. Desprate to find some sense of acceptance from more than just her father, she moves to Xaviers. Who will the young feral find there to help her heal?
Crossover - X-Men: The Movie & Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Fantasy - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,197 - Reviews: 153 - Favs: 344 - Follows: 353 - Updated: 9/24/2011 - Published: 8/5/2011 - Logan/Wolverine, Bella
Feral reviews
Two best friends, sisters in all but blood, two brothers, enemies, their mates. Will the girls convince their mates to put aside their differences, or will they loose each other for good? LEMONS! Plz R&R
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 98 - Words: 110,308 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 8/30/2011 - Published: 1/26/2011 - Sabretooth - Complete
A New Life reviews
After the War Artemis Potter leaves the prejudices of Britain behind. Will she find the peace she longs for? And the chance at a fresh start? Or will the past come back to haunt her? Sirius Dumbledore Remus and Tonks Live! JLH/HP/VC Plz R&R!
Crossover - Harry Potter & X-Men: The Movie - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 37 - Words: 45,829 - Reviews: 159 - Favs: 580 - Follows: 292 - Updated: 8/8/2011 - Published: 4/30/2011 - Harry P., Logan/Wolverine - Complete
Hidden Life reviews
Hunter has been lied to and manipulated. There is a plan in place to get her to safety and protect her. Can the only ones she can trust protect her thoughwhen friends are now enemies, and enemies are actually allies? Fem harry/ creatueharry. Please R&R
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 12 - Words: 12,808 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 320 - Follows: 313 - Updated: 7/26/2011 - Published: 4/23/2011 - Harry P., Fred W.
Mated reviews
When Hermione finds out her true inheritance of being a half Vampire, half Veela hybrid, her world gets turned on its head. Especially when she finds out that her Vampire mate is Blaise Zabini, and her Veela mate is none other than Draco Malfoy.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,432 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 220 - Follows: 254 - Published: 7/23/2011 - Hermione G., Draco M.
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